And Now, A Word From Our Sponcer: Dolphins and Cats
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s something you don’t see everyday…a dolphin playing with a cat!
Listen carefully to the guy, (obviously a dolphin trainer) when asked by a tourist, “Who is harder to train?”
“You guys.”
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Pattie)
Nobody Gets Email: Censoring Christmas
Nobody Gets Email
Whether you’re a Christian or not, it’s pretty clear that Christmas for quite some time now, has been a Christian holiday.
Well..duh! Now, can somebody PLEASE tell our politicians to bug off and let Christian Americans keep their traditions?
I got this email last week, and it’s a reminder of just how much our government is telling us what we can “say” and how we cannot offend anyone. I’m guessing this email has been going around the internet for quite some time, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it.
Somebody, as you will read, got so angry at our politicians and “elites” telling what we can or cannot say at Christmastime, that he took the famous “Twas the Night BeforeChristmas” poem and used it to lodge a very effective complaint.
Good for him. I especially liked the Wolf Blitzen part–really made me laugh.
Anyway…enjoy!
(Thanks to Tom Bebee)
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TWAS THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Twas the month before Christmas and all through our land
Not a Christian was praying, nor taking a stand
See the PC Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas, no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About Sheppard’s and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people’s feelings, the teachers would say
December 25, is just a holiday.
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks, and credit,
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it.
CD’s from Madonna, an X-Box, an I-Pod
Something was changing, something quite odd.
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kuwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken and Fonda
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe’s the word “Christmas” was nowhere to be found.
At K-Mart, and Penny’s and Staples and Sears
You won’t hear the word Christmas, it won’t touch your ears
Inclusive, sensitive, di—ver–si–ty,
Are words that are used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen,
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry and Clinton.
At the top of the Senate there arose such a clatter,
To eliminate Jesus in all public matter.
As we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith,
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate your ‘Winter Break” under your “Dream Tree”
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me
Choose your words carefully, Choose what you say
Shout “Merry Christmas” not “Happy Holiday!”
Please all Christians join together, and wish everyone you meet
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is the reason for the Christmas season,
If you agree, please forward, if not, just delete
Sex Scandals: Where’s Obama’s “Bimbo?”
Nobody Wins
- Hillary:They promised me…Susan: He’ll NEVER divorce her… Obama:I’d like a vowel please…
Everyone was just shocked..shocked, this week, that whoever leaked the sex scandal on Herman Cain has not succeeded in knocking him out of first place in the Republican run for the White House.
Well, what do they expect?
Bill Clinton has spent millions trying to clean up his playboy image from the White House afternoon cigar and pizza-with-a-thong romps. And lets not forget, Bill’s relentless rewriting of his own history has changed the national feelings on that sexual stuff. We all know that he is married to Hillary but they are in no way, nor ever will be again, husband and wife. They keep the image up, because they would lose all their power if they did not.
Don’t you find it funny that Hillary and Bill are never discussed anywhere as a couple anymore?
We are still being reminded monthly by the Democrats that Bill Clinton’s sex scandal was unfortunate, but it didn’t keep him from, “being a great President and giving us a great economy.”
Sooooooooooooooooo….
The whole Bill Clinton impeachment ordeal cost the whole country so much in money and embarrassments, that now, in 2012, the American people are absolutely sick of political parties digging up old sex scandals to win the game. We’re FED UP with it.
The Democrats did such a good job protecting the sex scandals of Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jack Kennedy, and Martin Luther King, with, “They can still run the country.” propaganda, that the American people are not about to condemn Herman Cain for maybe asking a girl back to his office late at night…twenty years ago.
Really, there should be a statue of limitations on sexual “misconduct.”
Right now, NOBODY wants to vote for Romney, so they’re sticking by the side of McCain, old sex scandals or not.
Since it’s fair game for reporters to bring up past affairs, or no affairs, or affairs that are in the imagination of the other political party, I think it’s high time we expose Obama’s affairs. So, I’m going to speculate about Obama’s sex life just like all the other reporters on the planet, because it’s not about the truth it it? It’s mostly about hurting the rich and powerful. (I’m not a reporter.)
NOBODY FLASHES
Barack Obama and Susan Rice
Obama is in a hot, sticky, clutch of hot, sticky (there’s those words again) hormonal infidelity, with no other than his ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice.
What do you have to support this malicious allegation Ms Joyanna?
Well, a lot more than they have on Herman Cain, I have my impeccable woman’s intuition!
Here’s a list of why they are meant for each other, never mind that they are both married, they are both part of the same elite ruling class. They are even starting to look like each other..like Elvis and Pricilla.
When Obama got into office, he made Rice the Ambassador to the United Nations and made that position for the first time in history, a cabinet position, so that they could go into private meetings any old time they wanted to. What’s Michelle going to say? Probably…
“I’m leaving for Martha’s Vineyard NOW! I want that plane NOW!”
- Rice ‘s father was a Cornell University Economics professor, and governor of the Federal Reserve
- Rice’s mother is an education policy scholar currently at the Brookings institution.(Hillary’s think tank)
- Rich’s brother got his MBA from Harvard Business School, and is the founder of Management Leadership for Tomorrow–an organization committed to developing top minority talent for leadership roles in the business and non-profit sector.
- Rice attended Stanford University (Where Chelsea got her degree) and received a Truman Scholarship.
- Rice, like Bill Clinton, was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship and attended Oxford, where she earned a M.Phil. (illuminati school for the up and coming rulers)
- Madeline Albright has been a longtime friend. (As she has been to Condi Rice)
- Rice was blamed for being the woman who told Bill Clinton to refuse bin Laden when he was offered up to us by the Sudan. She was central in that decision.
- Clinton made her Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs in 1997. She visited Nigerian President Elect Basorun M.K.O. Abiola and he had a heart attack during the meeting and died.
- Rice left the Brookings institution to serve as a senior foreign politic advisor to Obama.
- Rice was named to the Obama-Biden Transition Project.
- Rice is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations and the Aspen Strategy Group
- Rice played point guard in basketball in college. (Can you see why he built a basketball court?)
See? These two were MADE for each other.
Go ahead and find your own “Obama bimbo’s” We need to get working on this. Anything to get that man out of office.
Okay, so I’m silly. In fact, I’d say Obama would be a big disappointment to the democrats if he didn’t have an affair. Some three years ago, they put out a rumor that Hillary and Susan Rice…were gay.
And THAT’s my proof right there. Nobody Thinks it was a diversion to cut short rumors.
Hey? What? It’s not going to matter in the future..he’ll still get his statue in the National Mall right next to Lincoln, no matter what.
So…go ahead and find your own “Obama bimbo.” And make sure EVERYBODY knows.
(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up Because Everybody Else Makes Stuff up.) 
Knocking on the Atheist’s Door
Nobody’s Fool
“No John, ” I said to my friend as he was lying in the hospital bed. “You would be surprised to know that I’m not in disagreement with you…it’s just that, religion brings great comfort to so many people…you must know that?”
My 73-year-old very liberal friend, John, was getting so upset, that the beeper on the machine that was hooked up to his arms, started beeping. John shouted, “That’s annoying!”and pushed the button hard with his fist to call the nurse. He had surgery the day before to replace a kneecap.
Add that knee surgery to his past triple bypass, gallbladder removal, prostate cancer, and diabetes, and you have a man who is not exactly in good shape.
But when he looks in the mirror, he sees a vibrant young stud. Always will. And I have NO idea how he pulls off that little trick. To me, he looks just this side of George Burns without the sense of humor.
You see, John had never gotten married, because, he …loved sex. Hooked on it in fact. When we first met(at a library computer class) he would brag about his past and all he would talk about was…sex…how many thousands of girls he had…bedded. He was 60 at the time. It was driving him crazy that it was getting harder and harder for him to pick up the usual two or three women he was accustomed to. To him, the good old days of four girls a night were heaven.
To me, he was just a very lonely old soul. No wife, no children,…and he sold water faucets. Traveling salesman. Spending his life in cars. I would have crashed myself long ago into a ditch if I had been him, but he liked it. I can only imagine what he spent his money on, because all he had to show for his single life was a nice car and a condo.
I hadn’t seen him in ten years and within five minutes I was already getting lectured on the “weak” minded people who believe in god. Those people, like that damn Jerry Falwell, they have ruined the world..he said.
John is a very proud atheist. To him, anyone who believes in God is not as brilliant, or as strong as he is.
Strong was the word he used, and it was how he felt about himself.
“Well, Obama today is talking about God.”I said. “The Democrats are ALWAYS preaching in Churches.” Okay, I shouldn’t have said that. John is a liberal, and I was just about to find out…how he started down the path of how he became his wonderful enlightened liberal self.
It was in high school. He was only fifteen and he basically broke his virginity with a sixteen-year -old foreign exchange student from Sweden. It was there he learned how to look at the world. She taught him that what he was raised to believe in, was bull. This lead him to a life of hedonism that served the one purpose…himself, and his sexual needs.
Even though I have not seen John since I met him so long ago,he would write me emails telling me how lonely he was…searching for a woman. I had no illusions about it, his body was falling apart and there was no one to take care of him in his old age. John, was realizing that he needed someone to grow old with.
He showed me a picture of his new Swedish girlfriend. She was a doctor, 62 years old. He had met her online, and she was in great shape and by all accounts a beautiful woman.
He even had a picture of her when she was sixteen. There was one picture that was not exactly the best, and it galled me when he said, “Oh..that’s a terrible picture.”
That’s a godless man for you. Ugly old man, making a remark about a sixty -year old beautiful face.
You see, John had never gotten married, because, he …loved sex. Hooked on it in fact. When we first met he would brag about his past and all he would talk about was…sex. He was 60 at the time.
And now, he finally found someone.
“She was just screwing around with me when she got my email.” he said. “I told her I knew her little village well, and she didn’t believe me. She thought I was lying.”
But for once in his lying life, John wasn’t lying. I can only imagine the hundreds of past trailing tears laying ribbons of despair after John was sexually through with them. When I reminded him that he must have lied in his life with so many girls, he said that was in the 70’s: Everybody lied.
Evidently this woman had been lied to, and was careful with her heart. John was truly surprised that she didn’t trust men.
“Oh..so people actually LIE in Sweden too” I said? “Is there an epidemic of lying that we don’t know about?” Insinuating that in his European utopia, people weren’t perfect.
John doesn’t get my sense of humor.
“Well John, I think there is some higher power.” I said, “Because there are things in this life, miracles if you wish to call them, that happen every single day and mathematically speaking, the odds are against it..without something else causing it.”
“For instance, what are the odds, that you would meet the perfect woman for you? One who doesn’t want to get married (he hates the institution)—who lives in the most beautiful town in the world, that you loved as a soldier, in a country which has high taxes (he thinks we need to be taxed more) who has perfect breasts (so important to him) and body. She’s your idea of the perfect blond, and on top of all that, she’s a doctor! You are in such bad shape, you’d be lucky to get a nurse for a girlfriend, but a doctor?”
“What are the odds that just by chance you would met this doctor on the internet?”
Well, I may not know calculus, but It doesn’t take much of a brain to see that the odds are like 1 million to 1, and if you saw John, you’d say, I was short a few billion.
To me, this selfish, moronic, and pathetic lonely soul lying in this bed was sent a miracle today by God. A real woman to finally love him in his old age. God is giving John one last chance of happiness. He should hurry as fast as a plane can carry him and go get this woman, and live his days out as a happy liberal in Sweden. 
BUT…she has a son.
“Personally, I think he should not be living with her, after all, he’s 21.”
John, doesn’t really want the 21 year old around.
There you go.
God knocks on many doors…and some just don’t care to hear it. Will John open door number One? Or door number two?
Obama’s NEW Stimulus Plans
Nobody Cares
The Japanese have managed to outdo themselves once again. Nobody has just discovered that Obama has ordered 2 million of these hand clappers to be taken with him wherever he is campaigning. This was part of the stimulus for ‘green jobs’ because Japan needs the money since the whole population is going to die sooner rather than later due to green radioactive contamination. It will fail of course, because our electric grid cannot get enough juice to all those robotic clapping hands. Therefore another $500 million will have to go into supplying the mobile generators that will have to be dragged around to supply the energy needed.
This time, I’m sure, Bo will be guarding the trucks.
I laughed through this whole mindless thing. Just hearing “If You’re Happy and You Know it: sung in Japanese” was enough to retire me for the day. I imagine someone is going to say this is racist, and then they will have to make them in black.
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
You’re welcome.
Donald Trump VS Jon Stewart
Nobody Reports
As you well know, my pic for Republican nomination was Donald Trump, because, he’s a business man, and not joined at the hip by any other corporate oligarchs. Sure, he’d make himself rich in office, and out, BUT…he would bring the American people along with him. Cain, has taken the lead because he too is a businessman and therefore open for “racist” attacks. The fact that he is being bombarded by Condi Rice shows that the Bush family does not want him to be the nominee.
Amway, here’s a video for educational purposes only..to show you how political operatives who pose as comedians can get away with racist jokes, because they…are merely being funny. Frankly, I think Jon Stewart should go ahead and be as “racist” as he wants because I believe in free speech. What I don’t approve of is that liberals are allowed to be racist but conservatives aren’t. Blacks can call each other niggers, but whites are not allowed to use the word, even calling another white…nigger. It’s absurd. The word “fat” hurts a person just as bad, but it’s not outlawed yet….not yet.
We are so controlled.
Enjoy!
The World Agenda for Democracy…Will..Necessarily…Hurt.
Nobody Knows—
How in the world the liberal progressive wackos can keep this peace-like image of themselves? You know…that they are against war, and don’t like it? In Jonah Goldberg’s meticulously researched book, Liberal Fascism, he reminds us of the fact that the liberals love war for the reason given:
The chief appeal of war to social planners isn’t conquest or death but mobilization. Free societies are disorganized. People do their own thing, more or less, and that can be downright inconvenient if you’re trying to plan the entire economy from a boardroom somewhere. War brings conformity and unity of purpose. The ordinary rules of behavior are mothballed. You can get things done: build roads, hospitals, houses. Domestic population and institutions were required to “do their part.”
What have we been hearing lately from Obama? He wants to build roads, hospitals, schools, and then get a civilian army right here at home?
Obama is probably thinking at this moment…&$*%…Where’s my war? I need to get this thing started.
As we think back, WWI, was Wilson’s (D): FDR had WWII (D) Kennedy and LBJ(D) had Vietnam, Truman (D) had Korea. George W. Bush (R) and his daddy had Iraq. Bill Clinton (D) had Kosovo. All these men were progressives, regardless of party.
Progressives.
Obama has escalated the war in Iraq and raised it in aces. He follows the exact same Bush agenda..freeing the Middle East to democracy. The next war will be..Iran.
No?
If you believe Jonah’s research, then the research points to the opinion that Obama will want us to go to war with Iran. We all know the economy for the masses is not going to improve before the elections no matter how much spin or blame he tries to put on Bush or mother nature. A war, would give him the power to stay.
Unlimited power. It was written into law by George W. himself. If you believe the conspiracy people, that our Presidents are handpicked and have been for some time, then Obama is doing a bang-up job for ‘them.’ They might want to keep him.
Right now, I’m watching Condoleezza Rice being interviewed by Sean Hannity. She is claiming that the Arab spring was all due to George W. Bush polices in the Middle East. (She is plugging her book.)
It was Bush’s “freedom agenda” that will someday turn Sharia law into a democracy. She really believes it..or so she says.
(Oh my god…the first question for Condi is a Muslim women who wants to know how to get into government—Somebody slap me. The lady who preaches democracy made sure she bought her own questionnaires.)
Condi claimed that the Sharia law now instituted in Libya is better because there is an “absent of authoritarianism.” And she said it with a lov..e…ley smile on her face.
Nobody Says…WHAT? Sharia law? Sharia law is not authoritarian? Did I just hear her say that?
I did..I did hear her say that.
Give these people a chance, and also those immigrants from Mexico..she says. It’s the same old song and dance. Mexico…COME ON IN! Yes, come on in because our leaders are going to need healthey young Mexicans soldiers to help implement this ‘freedom agenda” that will continue with whoever is the next President.
BECAUSE….when you have democracy, you can order products!
“We haven’t really tried as hard as we can to compete, educate and sell our products around the world, and I think we can do better.” Jeff Immelt
And as if I couldn’t be insulted any further, Condi kept going. Condi said that it takes time for people to grow into democracy…look at America!
Uh…I hate to tell you Condi, but there WERE no Muslims under Sharia law in America before the revolution. The Muslims have had over 5,000 years to get into this democracy business, LOTS of other countires tried it..and I can bet you George Washington’s sword that they never will. The only way Muslims will accept “democray” is when they all turned into Jews or Christians.
“Revolutions aren’t pretty…but they are necessary on the road to democracy.” Condi Rice
Spoken like a true Marxist. After all, her international teacher in college was Josef Korbel, Madeline Albrights father. Trained by…a Soviet. And both these women somehow made it to the top, as advisors to a democrat and a republican President.
Oh…that fact really smacks of democracy…don’t you think?
At the end of the program Hannity asked the audience if any of them had stopped voting for Obama due to him. Not one student raise their hands.They were university students, and each questions was planted. It was so obvious…it made you want to cry at the controlled messages they give us all so easily and without complaints.
So Condi, lover of Superman George W. Bush wants democracy in the Middle East?
How about we practice democracy here at home first Condi, or does your Russian soul cringe at the very thought?
And one more thing…pick on McCain one more time, (telling him not to play the race card) and you might just make him President.
Where were YOU when Obama played it, again and again..hmmmm? Playing piano?
Sometimes, It’s All About the Color…
Nobody Flashes
I know, I’m supposed to be writing about the absurd, the insane, and the more than idiotic…and I will. But, I just had to stop and admire…this car.
It’s the 2012 Ferrari California which has a torque bump from 358 to 373 lbs, and a horsepower bump from 460 to 490.
Nobody wants to bump in it as much as me!
It also sychronize with your Apple products and Android. Nobody has a clue what this means, but I’m thinking you can plug in your Apple phone and it will drive the car,. whisle at pretty girls, and pay your taxes.
But…it’s the color that’s got me. Ooooooooooooooooo………..now that’s pretty!
Okay, back to reality. Wait…do I have to go back?
Halloween Brings Out the Best in a Kardashian.
Nobody’s Perfect
I can’t think of a better time to announce your divorce to a man you just married a few hours ago than Halloween, can you? But that’s what Kim Kardashian just did.
“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”
Bruce Jenner must be proud: He produced a champ. His daughter now holds the record for shortest marriage in a celebrity career.
(Nobody made that up. Not the kind of research I enjoy…)
I Googled their famous wedding, and found out, they got married in August..2011. Not ONLY did they get $10 million dollars worth of free stuff for the wedding (because they made it into a TV special)they earned $17 million dollars selling the rights to People Magazine, and other various outlets.
(Now that I think about it, how much did Sandra Bullock get for her famous adoption pictures of her and her son on People?)
The newlyweds got their entire wedding for almost free, and if you Google “Kardashian Wedding” all you see is a quadrillion pictures of Kim. Kris Humphries, the groom….not so much.
The idea was the marriage would help his sports team. (?) What? Did they think ticket sales would soar because she would be at his games? Hey guys…pay some Hooter girls to sit in the seats…lots cheaper.
As you see from the pictures below, after the wedding, they turned into dogs. It wasn’t pretty. The poor guy doesn’t know what hit him. The very clever Kim got a prenuptial, and will no doubt do this again for the money. Just think how much they are going to make off the divorce pictures.
Nobody Reports—
Here we see Kim Kardashian walking out of the courtroom, she’s wearing Dior sunglasses, Vera Wong divorce skirt, and her own line of shoes. She sold the rights to tell her painful marriage to be coming out soon in a special on HBO. The money she makes off all of this will put her up into the top 1 percent of 
the top 1 percent.
Why not? If people want to pay her to get married so that she can be a walking advertisements for all their products she promotes, she could make it a habit.
No doubt her father is her best advisor. Any man that can keep his “brand’ franchise alive for all these years, even after we’ve all forgotten it is what HE was famous for…(Uh…I think he threw a javelin right?) Anyway,
Bruce knows a thing or two about how to milk fame.
In any case, I’m sure they will both survive….besides, scientifically speaking, I was having trouble in my mind picturing Kama Sutra positions between a giant and a midget. It would be like a giraffe mating with a panda wearing lipstick.
Not that love doesn’t conquer all…something tells me, one day, Kris made the mistake of uttering those four little words:
“Kim, I want HALF.”
Poor guy. He married “perfection” and we know…Nobody’s Perfect.
(Where can I get that outfit for MY dog? She’s pretty good with a bone….and that WIG! OMG…she would look SO cute! Does Dior make that outfit? Can I get it in leather?)
Integrity: Is Such a Lonely Word
Nobody’s Opinion
—-that long ago, when America was founded, the integrity of a man meant something. Our founders wrote about it—they strove to be decent, honest, caring, and proud. Integrity has disappeared..in fact, men with little integrity are all over the news today.
Nobody’s Perfect
One man a bit short on it is Bill Gates. He was being interviewed by Christiane Amanpour today, and I was having a hard time watching him. I don’t see how any man can have the sheer tenacity to expect the American people to “pay” for the rest of the world’s many problems, but that’s exactly what he wants. He says the rich only have so much money so it only makes sense that WE the American people have to help the poor all over the world. It won’t cost us much he says…only 1%. Nobody Cares if it costs 2o percent, it’s not his job to redistribute our money.
He is NOT an elected official.
Steve Jobs evidently has said some pretty nasty things about him in a newly released book, so Bill made a few comments about some people “going to India”or experimenting with drugs…and how Steve’s products cost too much..etc. Nevertheless, Bill Gates wants our money…to save the world.
Nobody Knows
Just this past week, we have witnessed gigantic lies being spewed out like hoards of Canadian flies, by our fearless leaders on both sides of the Atlantic.
Obama came out and announced that every single American soldier would be bought home from Iraq by the end of December. That’s a lie. In fact, thousands of them are going to Kuwait and he is also sending more ships to the Persian Gulf.
Iranian war fever is being pumped up by everyone, and those of us here who could care less about some kind of assassination attempt of some Saudi ambassador..have found out once again, that our opinion doesn’t matter. It seems our Congress and even the Tea Party Candidate Michelle Bachmann is up in arms about it and ready to go to war with Iran.
Over an ‘attempt’.
Never mind that NO one was assassinated, and that the United States has been assassinating men on their soil for quite some time now. And since Obama seems to be on a roll, why not just assassinate Ahmadinejad? Is it any wonder we seem like hypocrites to the world?
On the other side of the Atlantic, our old mother England, under the strong arm of Cameron, has completely ignored it’s promises ( they lie too) to give their own people the right to vote on whether to even be a part of the EU.
European democracy…is dead according to Vox Day:
Being for the most part historically illiterate, few intellectuals are prepared to admit that modern representative democracy and the basic concept of individual rights are 18th century phenomena that were the byproducts of a Christian society. They prefer to attribute both institutions to the Enlightenment, despite the fact that it was the Enlightenment that led directly to the revolutionary horrors of the French revolution and it is the Enlightenment that presently serves as the inspiration for the anti-democratic authoritarian bureaucracy of the European Union. the United Kingdom, all three major political parties are actively denying the English, Welsh and Scottish peoples the opportunity to vote on continued subjugation to the European Union, despite the fact that all three parties promised a referendum on the EU of one sort or another.
WhenEurope loses all sense of democracy,the United States will be right behind her. Democracy, and integrity go hand in hand and the written laws of both countries are being completely ignored.
Nobody Flashes
Jeb Bush just said this:
Republican candidates should categorically reject the notion that President Obama was not born in the United States,” said Bush. “It is a complete distraction from the failed economic policies of the president.”
that Jeb Bush will run someday for President with Mark Rubio as his VP. Rubio, cannot be President under our Constitution. If that one rule would have been followed, we would not be in the horrible mess.
Over in England, the rules of ascendency to the throne are being ignored and changed. Girl royal babies can now inherit the throne. What a better way for the Royal family to keep in the good graces of the people than to have the new royal couple have girl child, name her Diana, and then the future of the monarchy will thrive on the memory of the most beloved Royal in our lifetime?
Nobody’s Fool
The good news is: I witnessed true integrity in a humble baseball couch today. Who knew? Surprised the heck out of me. After all the big World Series parades, the confetti, the cheers,— Tony la Russa, the Coach of the Cardinals, got up and talked about…How proud he was…no wait…he didn’t talk about that. He started off with his love of the Busch Clysdesdales horses….and how happy he was that they were using them again. He said it was one of the reasons he came to St. Louis. He loves those horses.
There were not many dry eyes today as we watched Tony ride into the stadium on beer truck pulled by those magnificent animals. As they lead the parade. Each beautiful leg prancing high steps….strong. Proud. Champions in their own right…and right in the middle of the street…among all the cheers, one of the lead horses leaned over to the other lead horse and they both nuzzles each other as if to say…
They knew, who knows how? But they knew.
Tony didn’t say the usual blah blah…team…yada yada speech. No…more than any man there..he was the one who really thanked the fans…by mentioning how the people stood up…in the 9th innings, when the Cardinals were down…all hope lost, and cheered the guys on to win. Without that moment long ago, they would not have won the series, Tony said, and it was the people that did it. And then Tony showed true class. Out of the blue, he bought up a player who didn’t even get to play. He praised the integrity of the man.
Maybe we should put the coaches in charge.
“Integrity..is such a lonely word, everyone is so untrue…Integrity is hardly ever heard, but mostly what we need from you.”
Integrity. You know it, when you see it, and you don’t see enough of it.Bernie Madoff’s Social Security Scheme
Nobody Gets Email
This email speaks for itself. We should all remember this when they talk about Social Security. 
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
*****
Why did Bernie Madoff go to prison? To make it simple, he talked people into investing with him. Trouble was, he didn’t invest their money. As time rolled on he simply took the money from the new investors to pay off the old investors. Finally there were too many old investors and not enough money from new investors coming in to keep the payments going.
Next thing you know, Madoff is one of the most hated men in America and he is off to jail. Some of you know this, but not enough of you. Madoff did to his investors what the government has been doing to us for over 70 years with Social Security. There is no meaningful difference between the two schemes, except that on was operated by a private individual who is now in jail, and the other is operated by politicians who enjoy perks, privileges and status in spite of their actions.
Do you need a side-by side comparison here? Well, here’s a nifty chart.
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BERNIE MADOFF |
SOCIAL SECURITY |
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1. Takes money from investors with the promise that the money will be invested and made available to them later. |
1. Takes money from wage earners with the promise that the money will |
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2. Instead of investing the money Madoff spends it on nice homes in the Hamptons and yachts etc. |
2. Instead of depositing money in a Trust Fund the politicians transfer it to the ‘General Revenue Fund’ and use it for general spending and vote buying. |
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3. When the time comes to pay the investors back Madoff simply uses some of the new funds from newer investors to pay back the older investors. |
3. When benefits for older investors become due the politicians pay them with money taken from younger and newer wage earners to pay the older people. |
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4. When Madoff’s scheme is discovered all hell breaks loose. New |
4. When Social Security runs out of money the politicians try to force |
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5. Bernie Madoff goes to jail; then who pays his medical, housing and |
5. Politicians remain in Washington… with fat medical and retirement benefits. |
The Taxpayer; That is someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.
“If you put the federal government in charge of the “Sahara Desert”, in five years there’d be a shortage of sand.”
–Milton Friedan
Pass this on to Another Taxpayer.
Nobody GLOATS!
Cardinals WIN THE WORLD SERIES! 
We’re bad—We’re bad. We’re bad!!!
This is one happy town tonight! 
And now, a word from our sponcer, who no doubt was the luckey charm that gave us the best game every witnessed in baseball (GAME SIX) So said Bob Costas!
Sorry all you squirrel haters, this one for YOU!
Stuffing the “Byrd” for Term Limits
Nobody Remembers
When examining just this one Senator, you see that the FUBAR America is now into, didn’t just happen overnight. Robert Bryd was right there along with his party, pushing it towards the brink that it’s now in.
“I shall never fight in the armed forces with a Negro by my side … Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.”
Even though he apologized later in life, it was more a political survival than any personal level. Notice in the video, even saying “white nigger” means he thinks a “nigger” is a negative thing. And that ending was clearly, not written by him. (Wait…let’s put on that plague underneath him….”Saving the poor white niggers from the poor black niggers.”)
Come on. Nobody wants to know–Who was voting for this man for 57 years? White raciests? Dare I say…white and black DEMOCRATS?
Later after the death of his teenage grandson he made this comment:
“The death of my grandson caused me to stop and think.” said Byrd, adding he came to realize that black people love their children as much as he does his. He could have well said: “The death of my grandson made me realize that even gophers love their babies and much as I do.”
Really? And this was the man who was a walking encyclopedia of knowledge?
Bryd filibustered the Civil Rights Act of 1965, and he was the only senator to vote against both Thurgood Marshall and Clarence Thomas to the United States Supreme Court, the only two African American nominees.
Bryd got more pork for his state of West Virginia, than any other politician alive, more than 30 existing federal projects bear his name, and that’s not including his wife’s name. He called himself the “Big Daddy” at the dedication for the Robert C. Byrd Biotechnology Science Center. (Big Daddy of all the little niggers.)
How did he get so much money for such a little state? The dirty little secret is: get on the right committees— and he was on almost all of them. Bryd served in the House for six years before moving to the Senate. He served as Secretary of the Senate Democratic Caucus from 1967-1971, then became Majority Leader from1981-1989, and then as Senate Minority Leader from 1981 to 1987, and 1989 to1989-2012 he served as President pro tempore of the United States Senate when the Democrats had majority.. BUT…the sweetest job he got as a Senator was becoming Chairman of the United States Committee on Appropriations from1989-1995, 2001-2003, and 2007-2009, giving him extraordinary influence over federal spending.
Whoever holds the purse of Congress, has enormous power. Barney Frank, in 2007, served as Chairman on the House Financial Committee. These two guys gave us a one/two punch in the face, with all their spending—- Byrd on his endless pork and Barney for setting up Freddie and Fannie.
Nobody Thinks that when Barney passes away, we should save a place for his stuffed corpse, in the basement, next to the men’s john…holding an American dollar in his hand— because it will be the last one left on the planet by the time he finally kicks the bucket.
Push the button, and his toe will tap.
Democrats will tell you it’s the war-mongering Republicans that broke us. But when Democrats spend billions on war, it’s ALWAYS for humanitarian reasons. As if, protecting their citizens is too lame an excuse for them.
There are facts, and there are facts: And the facts are that when Democrats are in charge of the money in Congress, the rest of us will go to the grave
sooner rather than later.And they spend it to buy votes, which is why, the black vote will go to the Democrat 99% of the time. Robert Bryd was living proof of that.
Near the end of his life, Bryd tried to ease his white guilt by voting for Obama over Hillary Clinton.That had to be hard for him.
So, you have to ask yourself, When former President Jimmy Carter noted, “He was my closest and most valuable adviser while I served as president.” Isn’t it about time we insist on term limits? Shouldn’t that be on the Tea Party lists of demands?
The longer they stay in, the more damage they do, and the harder it is to get them out. Maybe we should start insisting that if they insist on dying in office, we will have them stuffed, and displayed for all eternity. They will NEVER be allowed to leave.
I’d better stop…before I get to Pelosi. You don’t want to know where I’d put her…
TERM LIMITS….Or…Stuff em.
(Nobody makes this stuff up)
The Baseball Game of the Decade…
Nobody Flashes
Nobody Knows
That I used to be a big Cardinal baseball fan. I was so bad and so hooked on baseball, that I had to look myself in the reality mirror one day and say, “Knock it off! ” —I went cold turkey. As some of you know, I did go to my first ballgame earlier this year with my friend Pattie, and the game was..boring. (the game was, not my time with my friend) But tonight…I decided to watch the whole game of the World Series, because after all…St.Louis is where I live, and if there was one game to watch..this was it.
It had everything—-errors, fumbles, home runs…and heart-stopping moments of anticipation.
The Cardinals started off with 3 errors, dropping the balls, and then the Rangers made some really stupid mistakes. Both coaches ran out of pitchers. The game was tied in the 4th, and then the Rangers had two home runs right away, putting them on top 7-4, then 7-5.
The Cardinals came back in the last strike of the game…to tie it in the 9th, and again in the 10th, and the game ended with a home-town boy hitting the home run in the bottom of the 11th, to center field.. to win.
Yes, the game was won, not by the big star, Pujols, but by the rest of the team. It was baseball at it’s very best. If you saw it, then you know.
It was one of the best World Series games ever played. The team that you thought would lose, somehow managed to come up with everything and anything to stay in the game. The American dream, can still be found, in baseball.
Tomorrow 7th World Series Game should be no less exciting.
You know who I’ll be rooting for?
The Squirrel.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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