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Ferguson Blacks have Amnesty Day! Yes!

Nobody Cares

I know this is hard to see…BUT…the whole country has been hearing, from the lips of Barack Obama and Eric Holder, that Ferguson was targeting blacks unfairly by giving out too many traffic tickets to them. The cities are getting rich. Uh…..not really.

This Nobody is here to tell you, WHY blacks drive carelessly, walk down the street and give cops the finger, and do things like steal cigars from helpless shop owners…

They know, that they won’t be prosecuted.

Rest your mind world! Since 2002, every year, (and every black knows about this) can get all tickets, warrants, and past illegal fees forgiven on Amnesty Day! Ten bucks will be all you have to pay.

Having trouble paying child support? NO problem! Show up on Amnesty Day!

Too many outstanding speeding tickets? NO problem! Show up on Amnesty Day! Don’t pay those expensive tickets—that’s only for rich white people.

There’s a warrant out for your arrest? NO problem! Come on down to Amnesty Day! We even give you three days to make it here.

And this covers all of the black counties in the St. Louis area.

Where do you think Obama got the idea for amnesty?

Is this going on in other cities? I have no idea. BUT…remember, when you hear Obama feeling sorry for the poor black men all over the country that are given tickets by the cops…

It don’t mean a thing. Unless of course, they are honest people. And in THAT case, they probably never get tickets in the first place.

 

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March 20, 2015 Posted by | Black History, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody Remembers the History of ISIS in Iraq

Nobody Remembers

I love these really short video’s which explain things in a simple sort of way, and because I need to do other stuff tonight, I’m sparing you from my usual rants on history.

Much has happened since even this was made, but remember, Obama really doesn’t care about ISIS.

He plays golf after beheadings.

Which should make ALL of us…wonder. Okay. so maybe it’s just me wondering….who’s side is he on?

March 19, 2015 Posted by | ISIS, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Will 1984 Be Complete in 2024?

Nobody Wins

Get ready for it…it’s coming: 1984.cashless society

“They” wanted to move the world to a cashless society. It was pretty easy wasn’t it? Hardly anybody pays cash anymore for anything. It was WONDERFUL to not have to carry cash anymore…just a simple card that takes it out of your bank account. Piece of cake! And now the banks will even give you money for putting all your necessaries, like food and gas, on a card. How about that online banking? You don’t even have to take the time to look at what you owe! We will just grab it out of your bank account! Isn’t that great?

Great, until you realize that you have nothing to trade…if there is an EMP attack tomorrow, all your money will be in the bank, and you won’t get it back, and NOW, the government can just go in and seize it.

But…so far…no problem…right?

And then, a young man named Edward Snowdon let it out: Everyone is being watched, all the time…and it’s against our privacy rights….and he had to flee for his life, because it had been a well kept secret that the government was listening to our phone calls. Reading our emails.

No…no one is listening to your phone calls or emails—said the lying Obama. But if they want to, they can. You will never know.

But…so far…no problem. Right?

Other experts recently made the chilling discovery that it is possible to remotely access the video cameras built into the front of thousands of smart televisions, and spy on the users in their own home. At fault is a common electronic device invented nearly a century ago and found in almost every modern household: the domestic television set.

Put simply, our TVs have started spying on us.

So, they took over the internet…and like the scene in 1984…all TVs will have cameras in them, so that anybody from the government or even from another country can turn it on and watch you having sex with your wife.

You won’t know of course, but it’s for your own protection. It’s only a matter of time before they control WHAT you can watch. Want to watch Married with Children reruns before you go to work? Forget it. You’re 20 pounds overweight. Like John Hurt in the movie, 1984, you will get your morning exercise program, and the camera will SEE if you are doing your exercises.

But…so…far…no problem. Right? spying five

Barack Obama and John Kerry have now turned to the next big issue: Climate change. The biggest threat on the planet they tell us, and they have to act quickly to protect us all so…they are using the EPA.

 The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) wants hotels to monitor how much time its guests spend in the shower. The EPA is concerned that the average shower, which lasts just eight minutes, uses 18 gallons of water, and has asked Americans to reduce their shower length by at least one minute.

 The agency is spending $15,000 to create a wireless system that will track how much water a hotel guest uses to get them to “modify their behavior.”

After that great sex, you might want to take a shower, but the EPA is warming up to that too: They want to regulate how much water everybody uses, and they are starting their program with Hotels:

At first, they will just monitor. Then they will ask the guest to shower no more than five minutes, and if you do, it will cost you.spying three

The rich of course, won’t care. But the poor, will just do without that shower. Stocks in deodorant will soar. It’s a win/win for the corporations and the government.

But..so far…no problem. Right?

And then, there’s that pesky car. They keep telling us the fumes from our cars are killing the planet, and we are too dependent on oil, and now, with the gas prices as high as they have been, (thanks to our government’s EPA regulations) people just stopped driving. Taxes are being lost.

But that’s not enough for our government. They want to track us, find out where everybody is going, and SO they want to start putting cameras in the cars, so that they can see you. And Hertz has agreed to start:

One very upset man said this:Camera Hertz

“The system can’t be turned off from what I could tell. Further investigation revealed that the camera can see the entire inside of the car. I know rental car companies have been tracking the speed and movements of their vehicles for years but putting a camera inside the cabin of the vehicle is taking their need for information a little TOO FAR. I find this to be completely UNACCEPTABLE. In fact, if I get another car from Hertz with a camera in it, I will move our business from Hertz completely.”

“We do not have adequate bandwidth capabilities to the car to support streaming video at this time,” said hertz.

Gee, how long will it take to get that? One week maybe?

The bad news is, the government and the police can stop your car from a computer…if they want. They will have drones in the skies watching our every move. But, they really don’t want you to drive…eventually, they want to have a say in whether you can even HAVE a car.

“In the distant future,” said the Telsa CEO, “They may outlaw driven cars because they’re too dangerous.”

What? Are you telling me that someday it will be against the law to drive my own car? Well, no. They just want to control WHERE you go, how fast you go to get there, and if you can even go at all. And yes, if you get on their bad side, you won’t be allowed to even own one.

Tesla, known now for its electric vehicles, will be the leader in the future self-driving car industry, the CEO said. Tesla is not the only company hoping to dominate the self-driving car industry. The Silicon Valley-based Telsa will also face competition from Google and possibly Apple while legacy car-makers

And you know what they are calling this loss of wonderful American invented freedom?self driving cars

Self- driving.

Like the Affordable Health Care Act, the name says it all.

You will have no self left.

And then the new Bible will be written:

The Government, Apple, Google, and Telsa saw everything that they had made, and behold it was very good. And they rested on the 7th day.

God gave man freedom, and man takes freedom away.

He’s already got rid of God…

But..so far…no problem…right?spying four

 

 

 

 

March 18, 2015 Posted by | tyranny, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Azealia Banks: Good news, She Wants to Leave America!

Nobody WondersAzealis Banks

Being a musician, I used to cringe when my son turned 16, and put the boom-boxes in the back trunk of his Firebird–you could hear him thumpin’ the sidewalks as he drove down the street blasting rap music.

And then I remembered that MY parents thought the Beatles were corrupting the entire world. I ignored it. He grew out of it. It lasted a good two years, and he went onto golf.

BUT…nowadays, if a white kid would do that, the black community would say they were “racist” and trying to “co-op” the black culture. Blacks are the only ones now who can claim their culture, and the word, “nigger.” Yes, I am going to write that word because I claim my free speech right to say it.

I happen to think that if WHITE rappers want to say nigger every other sentence they should go right ahead and do it. Free speech is not a concept only given to be used by one race. It’s an American right.

They could say things like this:

Bches Zooted and Sipped, I’m Suited And Zipped.
Make a move or get skipped, sis ya “who it,” and hit,
Like, who is this bch?
Who was fooding this fish?
Let ya hoof n’ it slip, I’ll swoop in and split.
Take two of this t*t… D-do-do-dit dit
Keep Grooving this b**ch, like ya new with this pip!

These are lyrics from a woman named Azealia Banks, who just posed nude for a rich white man’s magazine called playboy, to which in an interview she had this to say:

“Black people need reparations for building this country, and we deserve way more f***ing credit and respect… When you rip a people from their land, from their customs, from their culture — there’s still a piece of me that knows I’m not supposed to be speaking English, I’m not supposed to be worshiping Jesus Christ…All this s**t is unnatural to me.”

“I hate everything about this country. Like, I hate fat white Americans… All the people who are crunched into the middle of America, the real fat and meat of America, are these racist conservative white people who live on their farms… Those little teenage girls who work at Kmart and have a racist grandma — that’s really America.”Wal mart shopper 2

Who out there would like to send MS Banks back to the country of her origin? Or …the Congo? I don’t think she needs any money for something she didn’t do…like build this country. That would mean that whites should get reparations too, they did a lot more of the building than blacks. And seeing as she clearly speaks another language, I’d say she should stay far away from everybody that speaks English. From now on, no more interviews in English.

As for fat white people in middle America, guess what? There’s just as many fat black people in middle America. They collect at Wal-Marts across the land. And most of them work at K-mart and Wal-marts where THEIR grandma still goes to church and worships Jesus.

Nobody Wonders when Obama is going to hook up with this white hating rapper. After all…they speak the same language.

I love it.

 

March 18, 2015 Posted by | Race, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows Why George Bush Doesn’t Just Admit it: He took Hillary’s Emails.

Nobody KnowsHillary reading email

The big question this week is— will Congress be able to get into Hillary’s private emails server?

All last week, the question of Hillary and her deleted emails, made us wonder if there wasn’t a plan to get us all sick to death of hearing about it, and beg for it to go away…because after all, the Republicans want Hillary to run in 2016, they don’t want this either.  Is it working? All this mass coverage of the missing emails?

Are we getting sick of it? Yep.

And speaking of getting sick….


On the grand scale of hypnotic hypocritical hypothesis’, the Barack Obama claim that it was actually George W. Bush who was responsible for the creation of ISIS, is one for the baloney history books.

In an interview with VICE news, he said this:

“Two things: one is, [ISIS] is a direct outgrowth of al-Qaida in Iraq that grew out of our invasion. Which is an example of unintended consequences. Which is why we should generally aim before we shoot. “ISIS in black

Well…Nobody Wonders…what took you so long Obama? We were beginning to believe you’d fallen asleep. Too many beers. Too many putts. Too many nights out at fancy dinner parties with the Secret Service.

Here’s the problem: Ron Paul is sending out emails saying this exact same thing. If we had just stayed out of Iraq, none of this would be happening.

Let’s say that’s true. Nevertheless, when you are given a problem— YOU DON’T MAKE IT WORSE!

Which is exactly what Obama has done, and by all observation..on purpose. Nobody swears ISIS looks like the army Obama would invent himself: All those black outfits…I can’t wait for them to start rapping.Obama on Kimmel

“We gonna tear down the Eiffel Tower, and Big Ben too!”

“And After all that, George Bush, we’re coming after YOU!”

Where’s Jimmy Kimmel? Obama needs to get on this.

While trying to rebuild Iraq was the impossible dream, at least after the surge, there wasn’t the huge army of madness that Obama has created.  ISIS is Obama’s making. That’s on his drone crazy head alone.  George W. Bush at least would have never left our men and women out to die, and disarmed them, put them in fields of engagement where they couldn’t possibly hold on.

Obama has literally lost towns that our boys had died to free just because he didn’t like the policy of war.

Nobody Knows how much damage Obama has done to our military, and Nobody Knows if it wasn’t just to give the cities back to the Muslims so he could one day say..

“See what George Bush did?”

Obama…always siding with the enemy…and planning his next blame game. It’s all about….him.

And speaking of siding…


Is that why we seem to be, once again, supplying ISIS with all the military guns, ammunition, helicopters, jets, Hummers and trucks that they need to take over?

What happen to common sense? You DESTROY what you leave behind so the enemy can’t take it. Not in Obama’s army. NO sir-reee. Never let a good tank go to waste, is his motto: Give it to a nearby Muslim.

From various source on Drudge:Isis with trucks

The Pentagon is unable to account for more than $500 million in U.S. military aid given to Yemen amid fears that the weaponry, aircraft and equipment is at risk of being seized by Iranian-backed rebels or al-Qaeda, according to U.S. officials.

In Yemen and elsewhere, the Obama administration has pursued a strategy of training and equipping foreign militaries to quell insurgencies and defeat networks affiliated with al-Qaeda. That strategy has helped to avoid the deployment of large numbers of U.S. forces, but it has also met with repeated challenges.

Washington spent $25 billion to re-create and arm Iraq’s security forces after the 2003 U.S.-led invasion, only to see the Iraqi army easily defeated last year by a ragtag collection of Islamic State fighters who took control of large parts of the country

Obama’s war strategy is to hand over billions of dollars worth of military equipment PAID BY THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER… to fight, even if its against us. Make sense doesn’t It?

And speaking of making sense…


Nobody Knows why Obama’s Secret Service is basically made up of a bunch of low-life drunks. A couple of them got drunk and hit the fence in front of the White House.

But…they weren’t shot, unlike that poor girl who just wanted to TALK to Obama. She was sober.

Could it be…they don’t care about the President?  The director was being grilled today about why the Secret Service is such a disgrace, and the director has come up with a solution:

They want $8 million dollars to build a fake White House so they can rehearse their moves. They need to have REAL bushes.Secret Service

Nobody Knows how the Secret Service got along all these years without having to rehearse in a fake White House, but I blame it on the fact, that our Secret Service is made up of…idiots.

They couldn’t pass the regular Secret Service program so they need to go over it again…

It’s like, anybody that didn’t pass math in the 4th grade (half the country) Obama is going to have them take remedial courses in community college to catch them up, and make us pay for it.

Same thing. Same Logic.

And one last thing…


Nobody Knows how happy I am that I didn’t have to go get drunk in an Irish pub tonight; Bibi won.

My faith in the Jewish People has been renewed.

Israel has its race card players too….and she (He?) said this:

“Yachimovich says: “No Western leader would dare utter such a racist comment. Imagine a prime minister/president in any democracy who would warn that his rule is in jeopardy because, e.g., ‘Black voters are coming in droves to the polling stations’… Horrendous, isn’t it? In any case, I think what worries Bibi is that Israeli citizens are moving in droves to the ballots, and quite simply want to democratically topple him.”

I love it when people move in droves, don’t you?

Next week, Nobody Knows why Spell Check doesn’t do a better job catching my mistakes, and if George W. Bush will finally take the blame for Hillary’s missing emails.

Stay tuned.

March 17, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Let’s Hope Bibi Has the Luck of the Irish Today!

Nobody Reports

On this St. Patty’s Day in America, all good hearts are on Israel elections and the hoped for victory of Bibi Netanyahu.  It’s being reported that many buses of Arabs are being brought in to vote.

If that doesn’t have Obama’s vindictive fingerprints on it, I don’t know what does. No doubt, there will be many dead Jewish Americans voting too.Jews voting bibi

From The Times of Israel:

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Likud, vying for the role for his fourth time (third consecutively), made a last-ditch attempt over the past days to win back voters mainly from the right-wing bloc, vowing Monday night to block a Palestinian state should he remain in office.

Can the Jewish people beat back Barack Obama’s many forces of community organizers? If George Soros spent $33 million dollars to cause the riots in little Ferguson, how many millions has he spent to topple Netanyahu in today’s election?

His opponent, Moshe Kahlon, head of the Kulanu party, (Named after the Hawaiian drink) claims to be on the same page as Bibi in his stance on protecting the Jewish people but…we all know, socialists lie.

It has been reported by all the major news networks that Obama has sent his people over to help Moshe knock Netanyahu out of his job.drunk Irishmen

Nobody Hopes the Jewish people live up to their gift of having the highest IQs on the planet, and may Bibi have the luck of the Irish on his plate today, and also bless the fact, that he will NOT have to smell corn beef and cabbage and deal with drunk Irishmen.

Just kidding. I love drunk Irishmen. Really. Because if Netanyahu loses, I’m joining some of those drunk Irishmen at the bar.

March 17, 2015 Posted by | Elections, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

The Colonoscopy Question: To Resuscitate, or Not to Resuscitate?

Nobody’s Perfectcolon four

“Human have gotten along millions of years without colonoscopies, I just don’t understand why all of a sudden, you must have a test when nothing is wrong…I mean, why have a procedure that is unnecessary when you feel perfectly fine…especially when you COULD die from it?” I said.

My doctor, just shook his head. Every year, I would go into his office, and every year, he would tell me I should get a colonoscopy. He was PUSHING it. I imagined him making some kind of kickback….It’s not that I didn’t want to experience the pain, after all, I’d gone through a Caesarean, where you wake up and realized that oh..they DID cut through seven layers of muscle…stomach muscles you DO need to walk, who knew? I still remember trying to walk out of the parking lot to the children’s hospital where my newly born son was lying in an incubator…it took me about an hour just to get to the elevator.

…and gall bladder removal, where you realized that nobody will tell you that without the gall bladder, food actually travels at the speed of light through your body, the gall bladder acting as a traffic stoplight…even a snickers candy bar would go into my mouth and come out in a matter of minutes.

And they say the gall bladder is useless. THEY LIE! I was always calling up doctors and saying, “What is this green stuff coming out of me!” Nobody knew. It took a year for the alien gall bladder bile to disappear into probably some other organ in my body— like my ears. I should have called Steven Spielberg.

And most painful of all…I’ve had countless tooth infections, and root canals. Imagine what it must have been like before dentists? Pulling a tooth without Novocaine? Who knows how many wars were started by Kings with serious tooth decay?

What I wanted was my doctor to give me statistics. “Google it.” he said, as I saw him getting madder by the minute. Frustrated. Then he let it out. One of his patients was a mere 40 years old. He had cancer throughout his colon and didn’t even know it. He died. If he had gotten a colonoscopy, he would have lived. He didn’t want me to blame HIM if I had gotten colon cancer.colonoscopy

“Why in the WORLD would I blame you for the colonoscopy that I didn’t get?” I asked.

I guess his other patient did.

But, my real fears came from what I had heard, late at night on the radio. The radio host was really upset about his best friend, who had gone in for a routine colonoscopy, and was now, DYING…in a hospital. And this radio host talked about that for the next week. As far as I know, he is still there…punctured by some evil needle that couldn’t find its way back to the hole it came through.

Stuck. Blood oozing out all over his liver.

Surely, that would be my luck, I thought to myself. Out of the thousands, it would be me.

Even after reading Dave Barry’s famous colonoscopy column (Google it) I just thought..it’s all so unnecessary. O

And then, my wisest and dearest friend told me….do it. And so, I made the appointment.

Can’t be so hard, right?

As the day approached, I didn’t tell any of my friends. I didn’t want to jinx it.

Of course—there were papers that you had to sign….and then I saw it—there it was:

“Death COULD happen to you. ” sign here and relieve us of any charges.

I knew it. ..that mention of death again. They didn’t tell me that when I got my gall bladder surgery.

More directions: Don’t eat popcorn, hard fruit, raw vegetables and do not eat the day before AT ALL.colon two

Drink all you want, and then pour this bottle of stuff in a glass and drink three 16 ounce glasses of whatever you want— but you do this all in just one hour.

You MUST drink all three glasses. And cool…you could mix this laxative stuff with any drink you like. I had SEEN what Coke could do in science class…you can launch a rocket with coke and Alka- seltzer, so I figured, Coke. That will clean ANYTHING out. It works great on car engines.  If I’m going to do this, I want to use the most lethal soda on the planet.

Sounds easy right? It’s not. That night, I read two whole books in the bathroom. ….and

The next morning, zombie eyed..you do the same procedure all over again.

I had basically bloated my body with so much water, I could have passed as a floatation device in the nearest ocean.

I went into the office at after noon. I felt at least six months pregnant. My stomach was holding a water baby.  As I walked into the office, the admitting nurse was curt:

“Come with me, you have to sign some forms.”

After signing about 1,345 more papers, the nurse looked at me and said…

“Do you want to be resuscitated?”

“What? Is this a trick question?” I asked.

“Do you want to be resuscitated?” she asked again.colon three

Okay. Now. This was the real reason I didn’t want to be her in the first place, and so, I was right! I could die on that table, and they would look down at the paper I had just signed and say…

“Well, it says here, she doesn’t want to be resuscitated.”

“NEXT! “

I’m not kidding.

As they reeled me into the room, I looked at the doctor and said,

“I’m scared.”

“I was my first time too,” he said. Meaning, the doctor had had more than one.

Great. Just knock me out. Which they gloriously did. That IS the best moment. They should bottle THAT stuff and sell it on the open market.

As I woke up, the doctor came right in…and so, nothing was wrong. They found a perfectly healthy and exceedingly CLEAN colon to which the doctor was very happy, as I’m sure he was, if you could have seen some of the people who were waiting n the waiting room…I was quick and easy. I wondered if I would have gotten such a clean as a whistle colon HAD I still had my gall bladder.

Was this the happy ending to the story?

Well…there is one thing they don’t tell you. And it’s that they fill you with air.

Yes, like a flat tire being filled, they actually pump you up with air to do whatever they do in the great labyrinth of what is called your intestines, better known as the great highway where no man has gone before.

They blow you up…ha ha! Who knew?

Afterwards the nurse was pressing on my stomach to push the air out.

Funny. The nurse won’t resuscitate, but pushing out air is something they really do like to do.

As I was getting ready to leave the nurse said, “Well, good news! You don’t have to have another one of these for ten more years.”

Don’t tell my doctor. Hopefully, he’ll be too old to remember my name.

 

March 17, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody Explains Why Hillary is Like Pluto

Nobody’s Opinion

Hillary asks—

“Don’t you want to someday want to see a woman President of America?”

Any woman worth their proverbial salt, upon hearing this, can’t help but groan….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…. Not you! Anybody but you. We can WAIT another 1000 years. Please…not you. Go away. Go FAR away.

Everytime I hear Hillary speak, and wave her newly rehearsed hand gestures, (which I’m sure she has spent endless hours practicing in front of mirrors) my mind gets twisted with images of this:

Put a black cape on her, a black wig, and Hillary is the spit image of Disney’s Maleficent. Maleficent

and…

  1. How embarrassing it is to think that of all the many world woman leaders in history that were worthy of leadership and admiration: Margaret Thatcher, Golda Meir, Queen Elisabeth the First, OUR first woman President, would be a woman so intellectual inferior, morally corrupt, despicably shallow, and intolerantly insolent….compared to past historically great women, that, in the words of Abigail Adams:

“Better to lead a sick horse to the river and let him drown, then let him infect the whole water system.”

Okay, so Abigail didn’t say that. I did. But she would have said it if she were alive.Margaret Thacther

After so many years of the Clinton’s misery…we cringe…and we dream—-for some act of God to save us. He doesn’t have to actually “kill” her…How about a sudden sex change? You know, so she couldn’t run on just being the first American WOMAN president? Is that too much to ask to save the dwindling ‘free’ world?

But, there is good news: It seems some of the powerful that run the world, don’t want her in office either. Her own party wants her out…and it’s coming from the top.

Obama, it has been reported, via Valerie Jarrett, is actually the one behind the email scandal:

VIA Alex Jones:Valerie Jarrett

The State Department was ordered to launch a series of investigations into Hillary’s conduct at Foggy Bottom, including the use of her expense account, the disbursement of funds, her contact with foreign leaders and her possible collusion with the Clinton Foundation.

Six separate probes into Hillary’s performance have been ­going on at the State Department. I’m told that thee-mail scandal was timed to come out just as Hillary was on the verge of formally announcing that she was running for president — and that there’s more to come.

Not only that, many of the liberals are falling off the Hillary love fest. Maureen Dowd, the queen of liberal quackery, had THIS to say:

” The subtext of your news conference cut through the flimsy rationales like a dagger: “You can have the first woman president. You can get rid of those epically awful Republicans who have vandalized Congress, marginalized the president and jeopardized our Iran policy. You can get a more progressive American society. But, in return, you must accept our foibles and protect us.”

You exploit our better angels and our desire for a finer country and our fear of the anarchists and haters in Congress.”Maureen Dowd

I’m not sure what “haters” Maureen is talking about, but at least she has delivered a big kick to the smirk on Hillary’s face.

And then there’s the other problem Hillary has: Will Bill be an asset or not?

Who could sabotage Hillary quicker and more swiftly than her own husband? I have always felt, call it a gut feeling from watching the two for years and years, that Bill Clinton, while he stands behind Hillary and the promotion of his daughter, doesn’t really want to be the first husband.

Knowing the narcissistic tendency of all these people, Bill would always put HIS place in history as being more important than hers. And he has had to work YEARS to erase the bitter memories of his impeachment…people are forgetting…he’s more loved than she is.

Why ruin that?

Of course, he has already shown how much he thinks about hurting Hillary’s chances by being his usual sexual predator self. If he respected her at all, if he was so keen on her becoming President…he would stop his philandering.

And the truth: Without Bill Clinton, Hillary would just have been another annoying liberal arts school teacher…probably teaching some crap women’s studies at Yale.

She still needs him. He doesn’t need her. Bill Clinton help put Obama into the Presidency at the Democratic Convention. Bill Clinton can talk and BS better than the both of them. Will Bill’s great skill in convincing people to vote, get her elected in 2016?

Nobody Thinks: Bill’s charm might not be enough this time.

Bill has said very little about his wife through the years, think about it. By his very actions of distance, and silence, and disrespect..he harms here. Here is a man and women who everybody on the planet knows, stopped loving each other years ago. Can the Clinton brand be held up by Hillary alone?

Hillary and Bill

So, there is hope: Wall Street has put the money on both houses: Bush and Hillary.

Unless of course, Hillary says more of this:

 “Don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs.”  You know that old theory, trickle-down economics?  That has been tried, that has failed.  It has failed rather spectacularly. We’re not buying that old trickle-down economics that didn’t work before and will never work again because it defies arithmetic and reality.”

It’s said that the reason Obama doesn’t want Hillary in the White House is because she’s not far left enough…

From that statement, I’d say…Hillary might just have gone left of the planet Uranus.

If she goes any more further left…farther out than Pluto, she will be a planet no more.Hillary Planet two

 

March 15, 2015 Posted by | Hillary, History, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes Birds

Nobody Flashes 

I’m a big lover of birds, ever since my parents bought me a baby duck once for Easter, who unfortunately did not live long due to the fact that my mother didn’t want him in the house.

Really, why not? Better than a buffalo.

You don’t put a baby duck outside when Florida swamps are just a block away, no matter HOW well-built the dog house is.  The loss of my baby duck forever imprinted on my mind, birds…and how wonderful they truly are. (Okay, some people like lions…and yes, I still miss my little Molly.)

Here’s two of my favorite examples of WHY we should be more amazed at the little creatures flying around us all.

Enjoy! and Happy Sunday!

(Thanks to JR)

 

March 15, 2015 Posted by | Nature, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Nobody Does it Better than National Geographic

Nobody Gets Email

If you are like me, my day is too busy to flick around Youtube for entertaining videos, that’s why I love it when I get one of these.

National Geographic….Nobody Does it Better!

Enjoy!

(Thanks to JR)

March 14, 2015 Posted by | Nature, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: It’s all about the Putt

Nobody Gets Email

I just read a book on WHY men and women are different,…..and while the book went on to explain our actual brains being wired very differently to support his many conclusions, I think he should have just used this joke.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
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How men and women record things in their diaries…


  Wife’s Diary: 
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit   late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, ‘Nothing.’

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior.

I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.

About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.

But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep; I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


Husband’s Diary:

   A two-foot putt… Who the hell misses a two-foot putt ?Obama putt

March 13, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Feel SORRY for Obama: He Wrote A Letter to the Ayatollah Too!

Nobody Cares—-

About how Obama loves to twist words:

Obama just said he feels sorry for the Congress members who wrote a letter to the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, but by that reasoning, does he feel sorry for himself?

“For them to address a letter to the Ayatollah who, they claim, is our mortal enemy and their basic argument to them is: don’t deal with our president because you can’t trust him to follow through on an agreement. It’s close to unprecedented.”

 First: It’s clear by this statement that Obama does not consider Iran our mortal emery, he’s mocking the Congress and—–

Two: They didn’t say in the letter that Obama couldn’t be trusted, they said that the NEXT President didn’t have to necessarily honor that treaty, because he is not getting the Senate’s approval. Big difference.

He loves to twist the truth, doesn’t he?

Anyway, by his reasoning, I guess we should all feel sorry for Obama because he did the very same thing. He wrote a letter to the Ayatollah too!

 WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama secretly wrote to Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in the middle of last month (OCT. 2104) and described a shared interest in fighting Islamic State militants in Iraq and Syria, according to people briefed on the correspondence. The letter appeared aimed both at buttressing the campaign against Islamic State and nudging Iran’s religious leader closer to a nuclear deal.

What? Only the President can write letter? Do we care that this man is such a liar?

March 13, 2015 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers: Clifton R. Wharton, Jr.

Nobody RemembersClifton

You can’t turn on the news without hearing about the violence in Ferguson. Last night, I was sitting outside in the car waiting for my husband who had gone into the local gas station to buy a lotto ticket. I had the windows open and AC/DC was blasting on the stereo. A car filled with young black men pulled up right next to me, and just stared. And I had all I could do to NOT laugh because THREE of the young skinny black boys, could hardly walk. Their pants held tight right below their butts by a belt, and their underwear showing..big combs in their hair.  Really stupid. Like women wearing short dresses and high heels in the snow when the temperature is below zero.

Still…I had to REALLY hold back that grin on my face. What if they have to run?

Watching the crazy ‘race war’ in the news, I remember the days when so many  blacks didn’t seem so …can I say,…uneducated? Dim-witted? Stupid?

Sure, we have a lot of whites like that too, but they aren’t stopping traffic in the streets.

In light of these thoughts: I’d like to post a few words from a speech given on July, 21, 1986 by Clifton R. Wharton, Jr..  A black man who had risen to great heights by becoming the first black to become Chancellor of New York University. He ran many corporations, and put some time in as Chairman of the Secretary of State.  Running the Rockefeller Foundation  gave him a lot of clout…In other words, back in his day, Clifton R. Wharton was a huge success. And he was black.

He would have been another great candidate for our first black President, had he been born a bit later— but there you go, we got Goofy.

In this speech, he ponders on WHY the blacks did not keep up with the education of the whites, and what was the real reason they were not making it in the world?

Too many blacks drop out. Of high school, and then college, he said. (So…what’s new?)

Here’s some excerpts from his speech:

From our country’s earliest colonial days, education has been the keystone to progress. Yet increasingly large numbers of American blacks appear to be indifferent, apathetic, or cynical  toward schooling and higher learning.

Have we as a people lost our faith in education? Does the wider society realize the enormous cost and burden which it will ultimately pay by failing to avert the imminent disaster?

In the year 1984, 15 blacks were awarded PhDs in engineering, 13 in business, 11 in physics, 4 in mathematics, and 3 in computer science. The rest of the degrees were mostly in social science.
black worker

He goes on to wonder why after 30 years of affirmative action things are getting worse:

Blacks (In the past) somehow managed to advance education goals even though the deck was stacked even more formidably against them.

Are persistent poverty and persistent discrimination obstacles to learning? Of course they are. Do Delinquency, broken homes, alcohol and drugs, street culture, shoddy career counseling, youth unemployment, teenage pregnancy and all the other enduring pathologies of disenfranchisement lie at the bottom of some of today’ s drop out crisis and eroding college participation rates? No doubt about it.

But are they the root of the entire problem?

Black college graduates from the 1920s , 30s, 40s, and 50s, tend to share several key psychological features: They have a strong sense of self and heritage. They are family oriented, and very often community minded. They have tremendous  drive and ambition. They know what they want to do. They know they can do it. They aren’t even much interested in all the reasons somebody tells hem why it wasn’t ever possible for a Black to do what they want to do. all they want to know is what it will take them to do it.

What makes the Asian student so superior? Families.black family

We need to strengthen the black family. We need to reassert the relevance  of self-respect and high aspiration and we have to persuade black youth that they can compete on equal terms.  We need to ask more of our own leadership.

I said it before again and again, the resources and commitment that have never railed us have always been of the black community itself.

Mr. Wharton goes onto say that the stereotype images of the black youth is their downfall. (Now MTV takes care of that.)

In other words, passing blacks them when they can’t read or write, putting them into college when they can barely add, always making an excuse for them because they are black…like accepting lower SAT test scores, and dumbing down whole tests and grades for them, only hurts them.

Disenfranchisement breeds poverty breeds bad neighborhoods, which in turn breeds crime and welfare dependency and homelessness. And you are locked into a hardcore underclass.

Above all we must ask the black leaders to tell the county that the black agenda is more than guarding black turf or constantly repeating the litany of only black issues.

 

Mr. Wharton has it right: Family, self-respect, hard work, things that the white people know are the true road to success…simple things, that are taught by mom and dad.

And the progressives have worked hard in destroying the family and leaving the kids to the state.

Until the blacks start figuring that out, that dropping out of school, throwing rocks at police, doing drugs, having pity parties, and not getting married, they will remain, Jesse Jackson’s money train, and Obama’s slaveocracy.

And in Ferguson, Dr. Wharton’s imminent disaster…has arrived.

 

March 12, 2015 Posted by | Black History, black violence, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Fool: Daniel Hannan

Nobody’s Fool

This was sent to me by email…and I HOPE that my good friend amfortas doesn’t mind that I also post what he had to say about one of the greatest minds on the planet: Daniel Hannan

Amfortas summed it up brilliantly:

“One is occasionally reminded of what a Politician CAN be. Away with the cant and the cliche, the sound-bite and the mendacity, and bring on the clarity and purposefulness. Watch a man who CAN speak and hold his audience in rapt attention. Here him speak WITHOUT notes or tele-prompts. Listen to his almost perfect enunciation and his ability to draw upon relevant quotations. It astonishes that he can speak without a hint of demeaning an opponent, but condemn an entire generation of them without even mentioning them.”

Well said, my friend.

And…thanks to amfortas, let’s all enjoy...Nobody’s Fool: Daniel Hannan.

March 12, 2015 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment