Nobody’s Perfect: Maxine Waters VS Janeane Garofalo
Nobody’s Perfect
Let’s just all admit it. If you have any tea party spirit at all, you just have to love these two riotous, rippling, ringleader raspers. Let’s take Maxine first. She is so mad at those white-lily, descendants of white-lily founders that she just has to come out and express her anger…”They can all go to Hell!”
Makes you just want to go out and find some other tea-party patriots, gather around the tea-party fire, and toast each other with a big glass of Sam Adams Beer.
Los Angeles, the city Maxine represents, is the finest example of just what hell looks like, or maybe it’s actually the real destination, and Maxine is the devil’s left-handed woman, so why she wants all the tea party people in America to show up on her doorstep is beyond me.
I just want her to get mad enough to throw that wig down, stomp on it, and then say, “I’m mad as hell, and I’m taking it anymore!” Come on Maxine..get that lily-white suit dirty! Obama can’t get mad, according to your big buddy Danny Glover.. but you can. Give us more!
And then, there’s Janeane Garofalo—the girl who couldn’t compete with all the other girls, so she got herself some big glasses and made herself ‘superior.’ The tea party is driving Janenae CRAZY. You would think by looking at her, that her mother was at Woodstock, and got picked up by a stranger, who got her mother pregnant, only to leave them both to join the Marines. Okay. So I make that up. Her father…get ready for it..was an Exxon Oil executive. You know, he fed her, and gave her a college education by…cough…working. The nerve of the guy. Is it any wonder why she is depressed?
In the sixties Janeane would have been what we called a blownout stoneer. 
But Janenane has said:
“Let’s be very honest about what this is about. This in not about bashing Democrats: it’s not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea Party was about. They don’t know their history at all. It’s about hating a black man in the White House. That is racism straight up. This is nothing but a bunch of teabaggingrednecks.”
AND…
” Here’s what the right-wing has in, there’s no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.”
So, MS Gorofala…thinks that tea party people HATE..but what she does is…fluffy. Intelligent. Truthful. And that’s why she got a tatoo…
No, I’m kidding. Here’s the really scary part. Garofalo got a degree in American History, and Political Science. Don’t ask me how that happened. What’s that tell you about the American educational system?
Janeane has absolutely no interest in sex, and has said so. I’m NOT making that up. Nobody thinks, if she took off the dark glasses, took a bath, stop smoking and drinking..who know? Maybe she’d meet a real smart conservative like her father, and stop picking on white people.
Being a real racist is tough. Both racist gals are losing it. Sam Adams…is smiling, and I’m having fun watching it.
Nobody’s Perfect: Police Chief of D.C.
Nobody’s Perfect
Once upon a time, kids would just try to see how many bodies they could fit in a phone booth. But now, with the new power of tweets, texting, and Google…( coming to your Motorola soon) it’s just a matter of seeing how many you can get to show up to go into a store and grab as much free stuff as you can.
And when you have a Police Chief who pretty much thinks it’s no big deal..after all, all they took was candy and soda, this new fade is going to stay for years to come.
Here in America, you can just get a bunch of your friends and go robbing on any night of the week…nothing will happen to you! Have Fun! Nice pick up on asile one! BUT..don’t you dare try to save a small bird from being eaten by a cat, espeically if you are a child. For that horrible crime, you will be threatened with $535 dollars or some serious jail time.
But candy? Alchohol? Food? Go ahead, take all you want!
Funny…that Police Chief in D.C. was going to be my “Nobody’s Perfect” winner of the week, but I didn’t catch his name…did you?
Comic Con: Sex– Or Just Tacos?
This man wants sex...with..I think..a pickle.
Nobody Flashes:
Never let it be said that Americans want to control the world. As you can see from these pictures taken at the ComicCon, which is held every year near very ripe fruit, there are those among us who would be brave, smart, courageous, and most anxious to meet some beautiful maiden from another planet. After looking at these pictures, I’m beginning to see WHY people go to these “dress up and pretend you are a hero” conventions.
Why do they go there?
Sex.
This man wants to have sex with a smoking hot taco.
What other reason could there possibly be? Superman is hoping to get laid by Lois Lane.
Someday, Nobody is going to go to one of these things dressed up as a giant doorbell, with a sign on the front that says, “Ring my bell!” And when they push the button, a very loud voice recording will come out of the doorbell saying,
” YOU MORON! DO YOU ALWAYS HANG OUT AT THESE PLACES? IN THE WORDS OF THE GREAT, CAPTAIN KIRK..GET A LIFE!!”
Doomsday..this man is looking for sex, before it's too late. It might ALREADY be too late.
Reason to go to Comic Con...a LOT of reasons
Nobody’s Perfect: Geithner VS Lallona
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, nobody can compete or even compare imperfections with our own Wizard of Hogwarts Economics, Timothy Geithnor. Mr. Geithner holds the fine title of being the first Secretary of the United States Treasury to cause the fine AAA credit that we have managed to keep since 1917, to downgrade.
Of course, he did not do this remarkable feat all by himself— but he has made himself the laughing stock not only of all Chinese children, but everyone else in the world, and also, no doubt, most of Hogwarts.
Why? Because in April of this year he insisted that in no way was there any “risk” that the United States would be downgraded by anyone. (see video)
On the other side of the coin (hopefully yours is gold) we have a young man from Fullerton, California, who decided one day to put his semen in some lovely co-workers’s water bottle. I’m not sure what he was trying to do: make her gag, or maybe see if his DNA was strong enough to grow his child inside her stomach: With the sexual education being taught these days in our schools, one can never be too sure. Something tells me, she wouldn’t go out with him.
And who could blame her? He looks like he would drown little puppies in his morning milk. This was reported:
Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm, who earlier sentenced Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, to 180 days in jail for two misdemeanor battery convictions, said Lallana needs to reimburse his victim for therapy and loss of wages after she left her employment following the incidents. And now he has to pay $27,410.80 in restitution.
If Mr. Kevin lived here in St. Louis, just last week he could have gone down to his local courthouse and for just $100 dollars he could have had all his misdemeanors forgiven. He should live here if he wants to keep being a pervert, but then..Nobody’s Perfect.
(And by the way….how did they come up with the 80 cents? Was that the price of the ruined bottles? )
Yes, Kevin went to jail for just the action of putting his semen into a ladies bottle, but Timothy Geithner so far, has seen no jail time whatsoever for robbing billions of people around the earth of their retirment funds. I wish he would have just gotten out a water bottle, squirted, and saved us all a lot of heartache.
Jimmy Carter VS Barack Obama
Nobody Remembers:
If you listened to “President” Obama’s inculpation of the Republicans not coming together with him to save the poor people from starvation— in his last attempt to influence the American people tonight to raise taxes, then you also heard him dig up Ronald Reagan and Thomas Jefferson to back his plans. The man who wants to change the Constitution, and went around the world for the first year of his Presidency throwing America under the bus at every event, became— right before our eyes…a decent, God-loving, American loving…Father.
This turnaround means that it’s mostly liberals who do not pay taxes. It’s the conservatives that do. And they are the ones who don’t want their taxes raised. He needs their vote.
Obama, once again, went into how those “corporate jets” don’t pay taxes excuse, to dig at the emotions of the people who are struggling. If he really wanted to incite class envy, he might try using the Rappers on MTV cribs. Really. I’d fall for it.
Oh, it’s not HIS fault you see. The amount of money Obama himself wastes flying all over the world on Air Force One (one million dollars a pop) to vacations, and campaigning, would save us all enough money to counteract whatever “taxes” he is not getting from corporate jets.
God forbid HE should sacrifice.
Here’s the real danger about Obama. He has a wormtongue sweet as whipped cream on a strawberry shortcake. What we need is someone who can out-speak him with quickness and facts. There are only a few that come to mind in this area: Alan West, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, and Michelle Malkin.
I know, I know. None of these people are going to run. In that case, it seems we have Ron Paul and Michelle Bachman. But, will the Rhino’s even let them in?
Speaker Boehner gave a good rebuttal tonight. It was not your typical speech. It was short, and to the point. Most agree, it was one of the best he has ever given. The horrible fact is: Obama DOES have a gift for speaking. When in control of his emotions, and with that wonderful speech writer that he has, he can sell most of the “kids” on whatever he says. Last time, it was the young that elected him, and he is going after them again.
The “tea party” people are having an effect. There were enough of them elected that it seems even Boehner has to hold the line. Let’s just hope, unlike Newt Gingrich, who abandoned the “tea party” men in his house, Speaker Boehner sides with the American people.
Anyway, according to this tape, the democrats have been saying the very same phrases for decades. Remember those “key” words that he keeps repeating like a parrot. If I had been in the White House tonight, I would have thrown a few peanuts to Obama after his speech— in honor of Jimmy Carter.
(Video by Floyd)
Rupert Murdock…Humble and Right
Nobody Wonders
WOW— all of a sudden, Rupert Murdock, and his vast media empire, has been thrown into the proverbial firing pan. Here in the States, FOX News has been the main conservative and common sense cable station, and all the rest—CNN, MSNBC, and the other seemingly meaningless sitcoms and stations, are almost wacko in their attacks on anything conservative. When Bill Clinton was in office, CNN was his personal body guard.
So, as you can imagine, Rupert Murdoch is looked at as sort of savior to conservatives in America. Whatever shows we get from the BBC are filled with very liberal attutudes…bleending hearts sort of things. And all of a sudden, we find out, as if on cue: (Weinergate, Caseygate.. and now..Murdochgate) that yes folks…we have…another criminaL
It’s clear that the “elites” on the liberal side have decided to throw in their prime minister as a bonus. Why not kill two birds with one stone? And who ARE these people?
And if you want to really know the “elites” watch Charlie Rose. Charlie’s whole brain is plugged into the “elites” of the world who seem to reside in Edinburgh somewhere. Nobody feels that after WWII, the Americans took over the “empire,” but somehow (probably due to Churchill) the elites of the British kept control. The Royals and the Lords etc…are still connected deeply to our American elites. Many of our world leaders from both parties have spent time at Oxford. It’s like “elite” school 101.
Some call it the illuminati…some just call them rich and arrogant. Let’s just say, they all hang out together, want to control the whole world, and are now fighting over it.
Whatever…most of us will never know the real truth, mainly because, so few people control most of everything now we see now. With all the ‘elites” talks of democracy there is NOTHING democratic about the European Union, the dictators of the middle East, China, or as we are now so painfully witnessing.. America.
We little nobodies just sit and watch the big boys put out their best scandals, and fight over all the money that they can grab from the millions beneath them. It’s like watching pigs fight at a trough.
And the pigs are out to get Murdoch, and I’m not saying he’s innocent of anything, I just like his product. Something tells me his editor was in the middle of the storm, and was the one he trusted…all that red hair, who wouldn’t? I’m sure there were many others.
I’ve only read a few details on the Murdoch case, but I did watch him read his statement and thought it was straightforward…and honest. On Charlie Rose, they tore him apart, saying that “Oh he read the lawyer thing very well didn’t he? “—as if the man were senile. They predicted the end of Rupert, but I can’t see that happening, but then again, he is a danger to them. They insinutated that he had something to do with the “death” of the whistleblower. Right, so who put that bullet hole in Ron Brown’s head again?
For that matter, many feel Princess Diana was murdered. How in the world will we ever know? And speaking of unknowable… how in the world did that comedian get that close to Rupert? Really, who among us Nobodies thinks mabybe he was just “let” in? Is the British security really that daft?
As for the hacking of phones, Piers Morgan did it, and now he’s on CNN holding a cushy job. Why is he not being indicted? Nobody Thinks if FOX did this stuff to get a story, then so did CNN, MSNBC…and most all of them. They are just using it now to hang the man and his influence which has been overwhelmingly against liberals. As Ann Coulter pointed out in her piece today, when Newt Gingrich was illegally taped, Time Magazine was all over it. Nobody thought anything was wrong about it. It was an “accident.”
Sure.
We all know the sex scandals.that come out on politicians at JUST the right time in order to get rid of them. They are now saying the Prime Minister Cameron saw the FOX news people too many times? Gee, over here, Obama not only sees Jeffery Immelt every single day, he puts him on taxpayers payroll.
And where can you find the real truth? On Snopes?
George Soros owns Snopes.
Who do you trust? Wiki Leaks? With all the information out there, and so many of us trying to pick and choose, what’s true, what’s not…heck we still don’t know who killed Kennedy, really.
What we do know…is not very pretty.
I got this video from a very liberal friend. It’s shows what liberals think of Rupert Murdock. Frankly, I think satellites are a good thing. But then again, I’ve never lived in Britain. It’s nevertheless a very clever and entertaining piece of satire.
(Thanks to JR)
Nobody Gets Email: Farmer Cool
Nobody Flashes Email
It’s the weekend and I have gotten lots of nice emails this week–so let’s start out with a salute to a farmer who STILL owns his own land.
Why do I know that? Do you really think a government owned farm would do this?
Naw…me neither.
(Thanks to Mona)
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This is just south on Hwy 75 south. A farmer does it with his tractor and not sure if he uses a plow or a disc. He uses GPS to get the letters readable. He has done this every fall for several years now.
Here’s the view from the flight pattern into OFFUTT AIR FORCE BASE (Bellevue , NE., just south of Omaha).
This is what our servicemen see when landing at Offutt AFB. Hat tip to the Bellevue farmer who made it happen!
The “Dysfunctional” Defense of Casey Anthony
Nobody Wins
For those of you who have NOT been following the story of “mother of the year,” –the Casey Anthony trial, you will therefore not be upset that the jury found her not guilty of killing her 2-year-old child. Most everyone who followed the whole circus on TV are— at the moment, appalled and outraged, that in America, a woman who doesn’t even report her child missing for a whole month is going to go free. At the same time, little was made of a lady who had been grocery shopping while carrying her recently three-day-old dead baby in her arms. No mention what happened to her.
Oh, she was black….probably…just lost or depressed. She KNEW where her baby was.
At the same time this was happening, Roger Clemens, a MLB pitcher who lied under oath, might go to jail for over 30 years from doing something that only hurt himself. (with steroid use, physical speaking) So, how do we compare that to a woman who lied with every statement and who probably killed her child—and she goes free?
Well, there is a reason we were told: Casey was sexually abused. That’s why she lies. Poor dear, she had been so traumatized by sexual abuse that…she just couldn’t be responsible for that child. That was the defense, and it worked.
By the way, Oprah Winfrey was sexaully abused and it didn’t seem to keep her from being responsible. I’m just saying.
So—Why did the jury set her free? For the same reason O.J. Simpson got off….guilt and pity, and our politically correct liberal views that have permeated the society like a cancer. Pity the black man, for he is put down every day by the white man. O.J. got off because his lawyers took your mind off the crime, and put it on the cops that were out to get the black man. Pity for the young single mother, who was sexually abused by her father. Why, ANYONE would forget…or “misplace” a child if she had suffered by the hands of a cop…a cop who had sex with his daughter. Some would even “speculate” and say that little girl was his. Maybe Dad knows what happened and helped his daughter cover it up.
And let’s fact it…Dad LOOKED and acted like a man who would do such a thing. When he pulled his little “suicide” stunt, then it was a sure bet he had been guilty of something. What kind of father does that right in the middle of his daughter’s murder trial? According to some experts, a suicide fake is common among men who abuse women.
One of the jurors, despite the evidence pointing to Casey. —told it plain and simple: it was a dysfunctional family, therefore, they are not responsible for what they do. That’s how sick our society has become. We are willing to accept any crime, because the criminal had a “rough” life.
We have Presidents who lie to Grand Juries, bomb countries, kill innocent people without permission, evade taxes, and now, with ObamaCare, think nothing of sentencing 70 million people to early death. Our politicians ALWAYS go unpunished. How can we expect any justice out of our courts at all?
The good new is: People everywhere are outraged. But Nobody Wins, when a whole nation was forced, ( once again) to witness criminals going free. It doesn’t do much for the national morale.
God help us all when juries are filled with bleeding hearts, and lots of stupid people. Wait…our CONGRESS is filled with bleeding hearts and lots of stupid people.
We’d better not wait for God’s help.
Casey, will be back…with a book deal and a movie deal. She will go on to make big bucks and have another child,…. and so our natioanl dysfunctional life goes on.
Nobody Wins When We Have a Zakaria and a Obama in Control…Can You Say…What in the World?
Nobody Wins
when Fareed Zakaria starts promoting his ‘the United States is crappy and we must update it.” propaganda. (<–watch Zakaria in action) We have a Zakaria and a Obama in control, and we are supposed to think they are like us?
What’s in a name? A lot. Come on. What’s two foreigners doing telling us to “change.” How did this happen?
Zakaria is out to help Obama “fundamentally” change the country –I’m so thrilled.
So, How would you like the liberals in New York, and the really smart “beam me up” Hollywood Valley people and illegal aliens to decide your next President? It’s only fair according to Zakaria because the majority should rule.
Right, that worked well in France didn’t it? The majority decided to cut off more than a few heads.
According to Zakaria, our dirty old Founders were making the Constitution “BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!” Insinuating those nasty old white guys were writing laws all for themselves. He forgets to mention that every man in that room was wanted for hanging by the King of England. They were hiding all over the place.
And.. did you know….they had JUST invented the flush toilet at the time? (Really Zakaria, if that is your test for intelligence then WHY do we want to be like the rest of the world again?) Anyone who has ever read any of our founder’s words know that they had one thing Zakaria doesn’t have.. honesty and brains.
Why is this happening? Because they are losing. Obama is at an all time low, so Liberals are calling for a Constitutional Convention. The liberals have figured out, they really are going to lose the next election, and since their plans to start gigantic riots here are not panning out just yet, they need to do something and quick!
So they got together and decided to start calling for a Constitutional Convention (Its high on Soros’s list) and change the damn thing that’s driving them nuts. Give the President more power, more time, and get rid of that pesky electoral college which protects the little farmer in Iowa from the illegal alien in California, from turning the country into a massive gulag. The way Zakaria puts it…it’s just SO unfair! America needs to be more like the rest of the world…yes, where they ARE no flush toilets.
This guy makes me…sick. He speaks with enough authority, that the uneducated will fall for his…poison. And THAT’s why they go for the young, the older generation knows whats going on.
Time is running out for the liberals. A Constitutional Convention might just not happen before the next election. Obama should have been doing more to get it rolling instead of his current plan: play golf and bomb the Muslims so much, we are attacked, and then he can call Marshall law, and stay in power. Okay Joyanna, quit the nonsense.
Oh?
The Marines ARE having training scenarios in most of our cities right now. See…he’s on it. He ignores the Constitution anyway. It’s just a piece of paper to him.
Still, many liberals hate the Constitution, so..what do they suggest? Why, just throw out that nasty old thing, and everyone send in their ideas on Facebook and Twitter and then THEY will decide what ideas we will use. And they sell it as democracy at it’s best. Everyone can watch!
Uh…how is it a democracy when a bunch of handpicked UNELECTED globalists get to decide how to change it?
And what country does he want America to emulate? Why that great beaming country of all of 320,000 people…ICELAND! God…I feel like I’m in high school.
Iceland decided it needed a new Constitution and it‘s soliciting ideas from all of Iceland’s 320,000 citizens with the help of Facebook, Twitter and YouTube,” Zakaria says and writes. “This social media method has worked. Ideas have been flowing in. Many have asked for guaranteed, good health care. Others want campaign finance systems that make corporate donations illegal. And some just want the country to make shark fining illegal.”
This from David Limbaugh:
“Leftists, from the net roots to the radical activist groups to government officials, have all shown their willingness to twist the Constitution and thwart its provisions to achieve their policy ends. Indeed, those in the ruling class have demonstrated their disrespect for constitutional limitations on their power in their actions and in their shocking statements in which they expressed incredulity that they should be asked to justify their legislation on constitutional grounds. Leftists in the judiciary are just as bad.”
They might not get the convention, but, this using the great computer geeks to help them overthrow the Constitution, does have me worried. Right now, I wish I could transport the man back to the French Revolution and introduce him to Robespierre. I’m sure they’d get along swell.
IPAB: The Final Solution
Nobody’s Opinion:
And then, in the 1990’s, along came Hillary Care. I remember hearing about all the HMO’s and how wonderful it was going to be. Why, you would only have to make a small co-payment for every doctor’s visit, isn’t that great? This was the result of all those secret meetings that Hillary held behind closed doors. At the time, we all thought— so? It was called “managed” care, and was thought up during Richard Nixon. And you saw very little anywhere negative about it.
Here’s how it worked: a group of doctors will be paid in advance per patient. The less care doctors provide the more money they keep. The bottom line is: doctors lose their money if they see sick patients with problems or order diagnostic tests. So, while we noticed nothing, little by little, America’s once great medical system was being dismantled.
And yes, it was great—once.
And now, it’s the new century, and the government has passed, without even reading it, in the middle of the night: “Universal Health Care.” It seems there were many factors leading up to this, but the main one is globalization. Long ago, when Medicare was introduced, the idea became popular for companies to provide “medical plans” as incentives when in competition with each other. And now, we compete with all other countries, whose companies do NOT have to provide medical care, because it’s provided by the state. Big, American International companies told the politicians, “Fix this, or else, no more money.” And they did.
It seems, to other countries, Americans are nuts. It would be inhumane NOT to provide care for the poor. What is never mentioned to those other nations is: no one is turned away from a hospital here. No one. We have been giving out free health care for decades to over 40 million illegal’s, and single moms, who now outnumber married people, at great expense to us all. With the upcoming amnesty, they need more doctors, that will work for LESS…so, the cheaper nurse will take their place.
And that’s why my good doctor was crying, her American dream is fading.
First, physicians will be in the future receiving increased competition from these mid-level practitioners who will both suck away the more profitable patient encounters from the physician while diluting reimbursements for all health care providers in general. Curiously, these changes may be most adverse to the primary care doctors rather than the specialist physicians, contrary to the government-speak promoting the role and reimbursement values of those physicians in primary care. The enormous cost and complexity associated with EMR adoption is forcing smaller medical practices to fold, in droves. The adoption of full-fledged meaningful-use compliant EMR system has been estimated at near or over $100,000 per doc in short-tem costs, and of which the governmental handouts will give, at the most. $66,000, if one can actually achieve meaningful use.
This isn’t England. We will have 400 million people soon, And we will be 50 percent Spanish by 2050, who will be mostly uneducated. Service jobs will be all they will be capable of. It’s the plan…bring in the babies. I’m convinced this was planned, because, being the book worm that I am, I read that America would become a “service” economy over twenty years ago.
I told you in the first essay, “Doctors, The new Endangered Species” that my doctor was crying at the meeting we all attended. Her patients were mostly older people, on Medicare. Medicare is even now, denying for care that has already been rendered. They just say that the physician over-coded the visit. She told us, sometimes, they might pay her 5 dollars, on $150 dollars due. Also: Every 100 claims a doctor sends to an insurance agency: 33 get paid without any issues, 33 get denied for whatever reason the insurance carrier can come up with, and 34 just disappear into thin air.
She told us she was being forced by a “third” party, who had basically taken over their private practice. Yes…Obama, the man who wants grandma to just take her pain pill, has nationalized private practices. Doctors no longer work for themselves. They will get screens and orders telling them what to do, and how much they will get paid.
Welcome to the club, guys.
IPAB is to do this by making “proposals” or “recommendations” to limit costs by limiting reimbursements to doctors. This, inevitably, will limit available treatments — and access to care when physicians leave the Medicare system. Each proposal automatically becomes law unless Congress passes — with a three-fifths supermajority required in the Senate — a measure cutting medical spending as much as the IPAB proposal would….George Will
I can’t figure this out. We have one life to live. Care should be given no matter what age. Even if the care is expensive…that’s what insurance has always been for. This lady explained it well:
Others ideas of end of life care should not be forced on anyone. First of all, this is not about healthcare, it is about power. If you want to end your life rather than fight what is deemed a terminal illness, fine. You go ahead and do that. I prefer to fight…my life may not be valuable to you, but it is to my children. I will never be silent on anything that puts the government in the middle of my medical treatment or that of my family. This man is nothing but pure evil. (Ezekiel Emanuel)
As I was leaving the meeting, the lady next to me said she was in a severe depression. Our doctor had basically told us, she was going to a “concierge” program. If we wanted to continue to see her, it would cost us all from 1500 to 2000 dollars MORE on top of our insurance a year. If we couldn’t come up with the money, she would suggest other physicians. For that money, we would get “preventive” care. She could do this, or retire.
She has been told she must see more people, (?) and she must get rid of the ones she has. Great.
We have just been kicked out of our beloved doctors care. It’s not only the doctor who is crying.
As for this nobody: I can’t believe this is happing to me. It took me years to find the right doctor, and I know, I will not find another. My health will get worse. But that’s not upsetting me as much as another result of Obama care:
Tomorrow: It’s not just the old that will suffer
Trump’s New Plane VS The Nightwatch, Which would YOU Choose?
Nobody Flashes
Once upon a time, I wanted to be a pilot. The closest I got was an interview as an airline stewardess, which I flunked because I said, “Doesn’t the stewardess have to learn a little bit about flying just in case the pilot has a heart attack?” I’m sure I had that “I’m so excited at just the thought that my eyes pupils have dilated at least 50 centimeters!”
Okay, I was sixteen, but I figured it was worth a try.
Today, I found out that there is not only an Air Force One, but another plane (747), called the Nightwatch, where the Secretary of Defense rides around with all the right buttons to push in case we have a nuclear attack. Actually, I thought our policy was NOT to strike back if attacked, thanks to Bill Clinton, but then again maybe they changed their minds, and decided just ignore that little piece of insanity.
And since we are talking about planes, check out Donald Trump’s new prize, which he bought from Paul Allen for a mere $100,000.
If I had to pick between the two, which would I pick? Ah….the one that contained the most men of course! If you’ve seen one big screen, you’ve seen em’ all.
(Sorry, I am just NOT going to talk about much till Weiner goes and has his baby.)
Bill Maher, Fifth Grader
Nobody’s Opinion
Bill Maher, thinks America is stupid. What can we say to him?
1. It takes one to know one. 2. You may be right, we may be crazy, you’re proof. 3. You may be right because you think Obama is bright and so do too many others. 4. Your poor mother…can we send her something?
The one thing you can say about Bill Maher, is: that arrogant, I’m a genius, I’m clever, and everyone else on the planet is stupid is NOT an act. I think, it’s the real deal. And how sad it is, that he doesn’t even know that WE all know he needs a laugh track, because the only thing he says that is funny is…well, I can’t remember ever laughing at him. And he’s ugly to boot. You could land a small plane on his nose.
He hates Sarah Palin, and I think Sarah ought to take him on. Warm up on him, challenge him to a conversation about anything. Or Allen West. In a way, I feel sorry for the guy. If he ever walked into a bar in Texas, he might not walk out, along with another fellow we’ve all come to know…
Nobody’s Perfect: Weiner. I need say no more. The wiener word has been brought back into the America vocabulary. What was once a noun spouted by high school boys approaching puberty, is being pronounced by the most elite journalists in the land. Bill Maher, the biggest weiner on TV, thanks you.
And speaking of wieners…
Nobody’s Fool: The Rock star Bono is getting a much needed complaint from his fans. The next time he performs in concert, there will be protestors who are pretty mad about this rich guy wanting to spend taxpayers money to help the poor, but is moving his own band and his publishing business out of Ireland so as not having to pay the taxes. Oh, did you know his band is the richest in the world? I have NO idea why. Frankly, I wish he’d take Bill Maher with him. It’s another case of the rich don’t have to play by the same rules.
Nobody Cares: How many of us care that they want to outlaw Horse-drawn carriages in New York? Hey…ME! They say the whole romantic “take a ride through the park” is outdated. It’s just not as modern as hiring a man to “run” you on a rickshaw through the streets. No doubt the rickshaw guys are union. Given the choice, would you take the rickshaw or the carriage ride? Would you rather be with a horse in front of you, or a man if someone tried to rob you? I’m just saying..
And speaking of New York…
Nobody Knows what Sarah Palin and Donald Trump talked about during their Pizza session in the big city. She came away with good things to say about him, and he said he might get back in the race. If you remember, I suggested a Trump/Palin ticket, or Palin/Trump ticket, and it sounds like Sarah is realizing that the Republicans Party won’t have either of them. (Took her long enough to figure that out.) We might be looking at an independent ticket here because, we all know that ..
Nobody Wins if Mitt Romney is elected. He will keep Obamacare, and he will pass the carbon taxes.
“I believe the world is getting warmer, and I believe that humans have contributed to that. It’s important for us to reduce our emissions of pollutants and greenhouse gases that may be significant contributors.”
In fact he will do all that he is told to continue the one party globalization plans going. And speaking of globalization..
Nobody Remembers The First Charter of Virginia. Yes, King James of England said, in 1606, I’ll give anyone who want to go to America, the money, and also give you all the land:
For the space of 50 English miles all along the said coasts of Virginian and America toward the east and northeast or toward the north as the coast lies, together with all the islands within 100 miles, directly over against the said seacoast: and also all the lands, woods, soils, grounds, havens, ports, rivers, mines, minerals, marshes, waters, fishings, commodities and hereditaments, whatsoever from the same 50 miles every way on the seacoast…etc..
Uh…what a guy! I’d LOVE for someone to give me a river!
Well you get the jest. All they had to do was send him 15% of all the gold, silver, and copper they mined. That was a pretty good deal. I suggest another Charter, where our Congress gives us our land back, and our freedoms back, and we’ll dish in 15% flat tax of what we make. And this brings me to the subject of land.
Nobody Wonders: The big argument in the world is that the Jews should give back the land of their ancestors. The Jews are once again being prosecuted, with our President leading the way. Glenn Beck couldn’t stop crying last week with the thought of the Jews being exterminated. I thought they were going to have to cart him off in a gurney…And you have to wonder, what does he know that we don’t?
Nobody Thinks: A lot….if you ask me, but then again, according to Bill Maher, I’m stupid. Too stupid to even watch him.
And that’s an ignorance I can be proud of.
NEVER AGAIN!–Will Obama Remember the Year It Was Said?
Nobody FlashesTrying his best to apologize, trying to make up for past bad behavior, where he, no doubt, felt he was so powerful that it didn’t matter who he insulted…that attitude has come back to bite him, and hard.
The World According to Viagra and Gene Simmons
Nobody’s Opinion
The big Irish idiot in the White House last week, made a big Irish fool of himself..without even drinking one pint of Irish ale, by demanding that the Jews give half of that little sliver of land floating among a sea of camel-munchers, to the camel munchers themselves. We all thought the world was going to end with this statement…but it didn’t, instead Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israeli, came over and gently told the young Irish two-year-old brat that the Jews have suffered a long time, and will not go willingly to be slaughtered…AGAIN…and by the way Mr. President, you have a great people, maybe you ought to listen to them.
In other words, we had to watch a much smarter man sit and talk to our embarrassing President, as if he were a child. He’s not the only one who thinks Obamamullingan is just a lot of Irish malarkey. Watch this video on Gene Simmons, (above) who being a Jew, admitted that he voted for Obama, but is giving him a failed grade in the manners of the world. Make Gene a dictator for six months, and he’ll put everything back in order, he says. So said, Donald Trump. And probably so will say a man who has finally tossed his hat into the ring, CEO of Godfather’s pizza, Herman Cain. The good thing about Herman is, he will more than likely not claim to be Irish to get votes…
And speaking of Irish…
Nobody’s Perfect…Obama is going to Ireland this week to visit his ancestral home. Yes Obama is part Irish. He’d be putting on that Irish face of his, giving up his “blackness” for a week, and going for the luck of the Irish pot-of-gold: votes from the Tammery Hall. In reflection of this, Nobody wonders if Irish dancers will be invited back to the White House, so that Michelle will learn to River Dance. Frankly, I’d LOVE to see her try it. You have to hold your top very still, and move all of your bottom–very fast. Face it, she’s not built for it.
And speaking of dancing,
Nobody Cares that I’m doing a bit of an Irish jig myself over the fact that Oprah the Winbag and Katie the Collie, are both leaving our prime time TV programs at the same time! Well, okay—So Oprah is not going away. Her new program OWN Cable Winfrey is doing terrible, and that fact alone is worth a few fairy twirls around Dublin. (Yes, I’ll be a fairy for a day..)
And speaking of fairies…
Nobody Wins when the x-President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, decides that the guy he put in to take orders from him while he pretended not to be still in power, has decided that he wants to stay in power. So, Putin is getting rid of him, by having another election where he will make sure he wins, and therefore he will stay dictator until he dies. Many at the Kremlin are happy, because there is only so many times you can listen to “Whole Lotta Love” in one decade, before wanting to resort to drinking Irish Whiskey for breakfast.
And speaking of drinking…
Nobody Wonders how much alcohol is going to be consumed in California when Kate and her merry boy William visit Hollywood. Victoria Beckham has ordered her baby taken OUT of her tiny little tummy, just so she can be ready to party. Having said that, this nobody is very jealous because it is said that Kate and William are going to visit Yosemite to see the Redwood trees.
Nobody Fool: Yes, we have here in America, one of the grandest forests in the world. Not that I have seen it. But, then again…I’d say the young Royal couple. are nobody’s fools. They have picked an excellent honeymoon spot in Yosemite. Hopefully, they’ll leave Elton John at home.
And speaking of homes..
Nobody Knows if Sarah Palin is going to run for the Presidency. She did a Hilary Clinton, and bought a home in Scottsdale, Arizona, so that she can run for Senator, and then go on to run for President. Right—the “I love Alaska and NEVER want to leave it” woman is moving to the desert, far away from the Northern lights, and snow, and mountains…and…
What can I say? I can say that…
Nobody Reports Pakistan wants China to build a Navy Base right on its own shores. China and Pakistan are joining military forces. They have said if we attack Pakistan, it will be considered the same as if we attacked China. In the meantime, our great Western leaders, the Queen and Obama, are going to see the Irish? Are the Irish going to help us fight China?
Nothing like bringing a shovel to a nuclear-war fight.
Nobody thinks that the only answer to WHY all the crazy and suicidal decisions are being made by our ‘President’, and I’m sure Gene Simmons would agree, is that Obama has done way too much Viagra.
Yes, Viagra, it is being reported, makes you deaf. Our Irish President does not hear a word anyone is saying, therefore, he is clueless.
And Nobody Flashes that I hear thunder…so what does that tell you?
I have never taken Viagra, and I suggest ..you all stop.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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