Nobody’s Perfect: McNuggets VS Beer
Nobody’s Perfect:
People are going nuts, have you noticed? No longer do the homeless just ask for money, if you don’t give them enough, they might kill you. Nobody has a feeling, when the economy gets worse (and it will) we are going to be seeing more of this stuff…like….this young girl who couldn’t get her McNuggets because it was too late in the morning and they were serving breakfast. As you can see…she is pretty mad about it.
Actually, there were many times I felt like destroying the window after I ordered a burger with no cheese, and I get a burger WITH cheese.
But..what good would it do?
On the other hand—
In Titusville, Florida, a truck driver named Lance ran over his partner, who was stealing beer:
According to police, the woman was attempting to enter the truck after stealing beer from the convenience store when the driver began to drive away. The woman fell from the vehicle and was run over by the truck, police say.
So why did Lance run over her? Was he in on the robbery? Or was he too drunk to know if he hit anything? Did he figure if he killed her, he could take the beer and not get arrested for robbery?
Could he possibly look more stoned?
Who wins “biggest moron?” in the Nobody’s Perfect Contest of the week?
In my Nobody’s Opinion: Nancy Pelosi, and that’s a whole other blog.
Is Rick Perry Secretly…a Blond?
Nobody Flashes
I think it’s only fair that after Perry flubbed his lines and went into some kind of brain freeze at the debate this week, we should at least show how often this happens, and give him a break.
Here are two of my favorite blond bloopers….I’m not sure which one is funnier.
Besides, I didn’t feel like writing about anything tonight…which is RARE.
Enjoy!
Mysteries of the Rich and Ugly Purses
Nobody Wins
There are riots on the Berkeley campus, riots in New York, riots in Greece, riots in the Middle East, where may I remind you, it is legal to shoot bullets into the air when you’re happy, and riots because some football coach ignored the sexual predator in his mist because he was too busy being rich and famous and posing for his statue.
I would not for one minute join the union-loving, Marxists, communistic, and brainwashed children of the Clinton Corn on Wall Street right now…BUT…having said that, I have to admit..when you see what the rich buy with their money, it does make you wonder how they got that way,(rich in the first place) since they waste money on stuff that any Nobody could reproduce for them for a few pennies:
Here’s three examples: 
1. Andreas Gursky’s “Rhine River” photo was just sold for $4.3 million dollars.
Tell me. Honestly. Would you pay $4.3 million for this picture of some grass? Somebody somewhere has this hanging in his castle, the most boring photograph that was ever taken. A five-year-old would at least have put a swan or a duck in it.
I’m thinking Merkel bought it to make some kind of German statement. She can lend it to Sarkosy and rename it the ‘Seine River’ and he can use it. They plan to hang it in Brussels where they can gaze at it before they go into their European Union fantasy camps.
If I had bought it, I would have put a fishing pole right next to it, for some humor. Maybe the guy who paid money for this “mystery” likes the grass and the river because he had his first joint there. Whatever…But for $4.3 million, I would have expected a lifelong supply of salmon steaks to come with it.
Stupid rich people. They are everywhere. 
2. John Lennon’s tooth was just bought by a dentist in Canada for $31,000. (and none too soon by the looks of it. )
I hope Yoko pulled out all his other teeth, before she put him away. I can’t wait to see what they get. I bet she could get at least $2 million for the whole set. I’ll donate a few cavities if she needs to spruce them up a bit. I loved John too….it’s the least I could do.
3. Yves Saint Laurent’s (butt-ugly ) Cabas Chye Fringe Colorblock Tote: $2,595.
If you see some lady walking around with this abomination to the memory of horse and buggy rides, I want you to slap her for me.
I’m sorry. There are just too many stupid rich people. And too many ugly purses. I plan to expose everyone of them. Nobody is on a mission to report them all…even the ones at Wal-Mart. Please…it’s torture. Do we really need this many ugly purses on the planet?
Okay, I’m done…I’m taking the night off to take a picture of my bathtub with the soap floating in it. I going to send it to Italy where I know they can appreciate fine art, besides, they like to spend money. I’m tired of playing the lotto. I will name it “Nobody’s River of Soap.”
I might let them show it in the Smithsonian, if they promise to put it next to Obama’s Official White House Portrait. I’m hoping they send it back here because I don’t think the Louvre is ready for it.
It’s Official: Rick Perry IS Related to George Bush-Oops!
Nobody’s Fool
Although Rick Perry’s famous blooper of the year will be the only thing talked about tomorrow, what happened at the Republican debate tonight? Let’s listen in with this young student named Johnnie, who had to listen in for his homework tonight—-and see what he thinks.
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Wow…listen to that announcement! The rulers of the universe are coming to land in the Enterprise…it’s like the most important contest we will ever be witnessed to…golly, is Luke Skywalker going to run for President? Cool!
Wait…I don’t see him. Who are those three people asking questions? She looks like my teacher.
- Johnnie
Money
Oh…this is about money. Hey, the black guy wants us to keep the dollar. What’s a dollar? Mr. Romney is in the middle again. He looks nice. He cares about Detroit? Where’s that? He’s been married for 25 years…no wait, he’s been married 45 years..uh..oh, he got his numbers mixed up. I’m telling Ms. Ripley…she always says I’m doing that. Jeez.
Taxes
That funny looking guy with the white hair wants to fire Bernanke. Who’s that? Get rid of food stamps. Hey, my mom gets those….Oh, I like that pretty lady..she’s says we’re stuck in taxes. I get stuck with my bike. She wants to repeal Obamacare…what’s that? What’s repeal? Kenny says that Obama doesn’t care…if we repeal Obama will he care?
The black guy just said something about sex. Everybody is clapping. Wait, the man wants to know if Mr. Romney would hire the black man. Everybody booed? Don’t they want Mr. Romney to hire the black man? Maybe he needs a job to get more sex. Mommy says you can buy sex. —I’ll ask Ms Ripley.
Energy
Hey, there’s Mr. Crowley! No…his name is Rick. Wait–there’s that black man again saying 999. He must be a math teacher.There’s a grandpa. He says that some people don’t get any money on their CD’s .HEY…I have a CD…and my brother broke it! Well that’s good. I thought it cost money. People like him. He looks nice.
Wait…someone said something about Dodd-Frank. How can they know about my cousin Doddy Frank? What did he do? (sigh) The black guy is saying 999 again. Is that like 911? Dad dialed 888 the other night on the phone…and started talking funny. He started sweating. The police didn’t come. Will I get firemen if I dial 999?
I’ll ask Ms Ripley. I bet that’s why she wanted us to watch this.
The black man says it will grow the economy..What’s the economy? (sigh) Everybody is clapping so it must be good.
I’m going to put that in my paper…people like to clap at lots of people. She’ll like that. She’s always saying that everyone should be nice.
There’s Mr. Bush. He sure talks funny. Wait, that old guy is saying he can’t answer a question in 30 seconds. I can’t either! I’m going to tell Ms Ripley and maybe she won’t make me talk in class.
The black man is saying 999 again. I can tell my teacher that I watched this, and she will KNOW because I will just stand up in class and say 999! 999! That lady said that somebody gets 2.2 trillion but they spend 3.7 trillion. I’m glad we are still on 55. That sounds like a lot.
There’s a pretty black lady..who says student loans are.. what? The old guy wants the kids to work 90 hours and go to school. I can’t do that! Will I have to go to work to go to school? UHG. I don’t want to work. My dad works and he hates it. I don’t like that old guy.
CHINA The black guy is saying 999 again. The man in the middle with the nice hair says China is not fair. The old guy says China is cheating. Hey, we go to the office if we cheat, but Malea makes me show her all my answers or she puts her gum in my hair.
WAIT…who is that guy? He looks….reeeeally happy. He likes China. I thought China cheated?
The black guy is saying 999 again…I like the black guy. He has a big smile and big white teeth. He says we should get rid of the Dodd-Frank and then get rid of Dodd AND Frank! Ha..ha ha! I’m going to tell Doddy Frank the black guy wants to beat him up. Doddy Frank is a jerk.
Oh-oh. The Bush guy said that he would do three things,and …he forgot the third. I do that ALL the time. I think he in trouble….wow…30 seconds is a long time. (sigh) I’m NEVER going to try to be President…talking for 30 seconds is really stupid.
Give me a break.
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So, Nobody agrees with our young student here,..give us a break. Rick Perry just handed the Presidency to Mitt Romeny, with his brain lapse’ of not being able to remember the third department he wanted to get rid of, and the older Ron Paul put up five fingers to help him out. It was really funny, in a pathetic sort of way. I’m starting to feel sorry for the man…it’s like he is suffering from too much on his mind and sleep deprived.
Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich made the best showing, with Romney saying all the perfect things that you would never trust in a million years.
And Cain had the best joke of the night…get rid of Dodd-Frank, don’t stop there…get rid of Dodd AND Frank!
Amen!
For the Independents, Ron Paul, and Michelle are very likeable and sincere, and that’s refreshing.
Jon Huntsman is a globalist. His answer on the Chinese was..he will continue the globalization that has put us in this mess, and that makes him a perfect VP for Romney.
Rick? They don’t let him talk much, but he needs to be in the Senate.
And no one on the panel would give it to him.
Who spoke for the American people tonight? For us?
In my Nobody’s Opinion: Ron Paul. Johnnie liked Herman Cain, because he can remember 999 and sex, and I’m sure Johnnie will get an A on his paper!
(Nobody Makes This Stuff up, and I have NO idea who that kid is, but he’s cute.)
Nobody’s Perfect: Dr. Conrad Murray VS The Cleaning Lady
Nobody’s Perfect
This week’s &$*% -ups (minus, of course, Herman Cain’s ongoing sex scandal of the month) are between a Doctor of Medicine, and a cleaning lady, who wishes to remain anonymous, although Nobody wishes she would come forth…I really do.
I’d like to give her a medal for doing the world a favor.
They were both hired to do certain jobs, and they both managed to make some rather big mistakes, according to their peers.
FIRST: We have Dr. Conrad Murray, the Houston cardiologist who watched a pop star named Michael Jackson basically drug himself into the Twilight Zone and beyond daily. Dr. Murray was the “doctor” who would give Michael all the drugs he wanted, and he was paid handsomely for it.
Wait…did I say that?
Was Dr. Conrad…(cough, cough) actually Michael Jackson’s pusher? If ordering about a million gallons of propofol, (the stuff they use to “put” you under for surgery) and then shipping it to your many girlfriend’s houses, where you could pick it up in your brand new sports car is any indication that Dr. Conrad was doing it for the money…then you’d have to say..uh..yeah. Dr. Conrad:pusher.
And that’s what the Jury found: Dr. Conrad was guilty of not doing his job.
A guard said Murray was concerned with packing up and hiding medicine bottles and IV equipment before telling him to call 911. Prosecutors said Murray was distracted while Jackson was sedated, citing Murray’s cell phone records to show he made numerous calls.
Yep. Calling for help was the LAST thing on the good doctor’s mind, because out of the many phone calls he made, not one of them was for “help” when he suspected that Michael was not breathing.
They gave him…four years.
Actually, this Nobody can see the mistake. Michael was obviously an alien. They revealed that little secret in the movie “Men in Black.” Still, even aliens need compassion.
If the doctor goes to jail in California..he will be out in…five hours, or five days. He lost his medical license–but hey…he can always get a job in the Obama administration as a phone rep.
SECOND: They wouldn’t give us her name. It seems, some very sensible woman, looked at a large piece of junk, and saw that the pan on the bottom had some stains in it. It was her job to clean it up. The problem was the rubber looking bed pan was made to look like it had a stain in it, because the title of the piece of junk was : “When it starts dripping from the Ceiling.” At the bottom of the pan was some painted on…dried rainwater.
She took her trusty cleaner, and scrubbed the “patina” off and now, the $1 million dollar art object which was in the Ostwall Museum: somewhere none of us will EVER go, is ruined. The German artist Martin Kippenberger is dead, so he can’t come and fix it.
To many of us nobodies around the world, that cleaning lady did us all a big favor. One less piece of “modern” art in the world is one less we have to look at and pretend we don’t think it’s a big rip-off.
If that cleaning lady had been taken care of Michael Jackson, you better believe that he would be on a World Tour right now, and his every move would be watched. She would have never allowed him to drug himself to death. She would have gotten her best broom out and hit him on the head and said,
“Knock it off! Get off those stupid drugs! I’m not giving you any more!”
So, Dr. Conrad was NOT doing his job. The cleaning lady was. She was hired to clean. To her that rubber mat looked like a bedpan…and it was her job to clean it. Besides, that’s what the rich (who have never had to clean a bedpan) get…their just reward. Too many of them are facinated by poor’s people’s “junk.” Nobody Thinks they want to display it in their homes and museums so that they can remind themselves once again, how really rich they are.
That’s what happens when the rich treat their “servants” like trash. You could easily make a new bedpan…take you about ten minutes. You can’t make another Michael Jackson.
If the art critics of the world had any sense, they’d had given that cleaning lady a promotion, but somewhere tonight, somebody who owns that “art” piece is heartbroken over his million dollar loss.
Nobody Thinks he should get together with the Jackson family and say: 
“You just can’t get good help nowadays.”
It’s a pity.
Sex Scandals: Where’s Obama’s “Bimbo?”
Nobody Wins
- Hillary:They promised me…Susan: He’ll NEVER divorce her… Obama:I’d like a vowel please…
Everyone was just shocked..shocked, this week, that whoever leaked the sex scandal on Herman Cain has not succeeded in knocking him out of first place in the Republican run for the White House.
Well, what do they expect?
Bill Clinton has spent millions trying to clean up his playboy image from the White House afternoon cigar and pizza-with-a-thong romps. And lets not forget, Bill’s relentless rewriting of his own history has changed the national feelings on that sexual stuff. We all know that he is married to Hillary but they are in no way, nor ever will be again, husband and wife. They keep the image up, because they would lose all their power if they did not.
Don’t you find it funny that Hillary and Bill are never discussed anywhere as a couple anymore?
We are still being reminded monthly by the Democrats that Bill Clinton’s sex scandal was unfortunate, but it didn’t keep him from, “being a great President and giving us a great economy.”
Sooooooooooooooooo….
The whole Bill Clinton impeachment ordeal cost the whole country so much in money and embarrassments, that now, in 2012, the American people are absolutely sick of political parties digging up old sex scandals to win the game. We’re FED UP with it.
The Democrats did such a good job protecting the sex scandals of Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jack Kennedy, and Martin Luther King, with, “They can still run the country.” propaganda, that the American people are not about to condemn Herman Cain for maybe asking a girl back to his office late at night…twenty years ago.
Really, there should be a statue of limitations on sexual “misconduct.”
Right now, NOBODY wants to vote for Romney, so they’re sticking by the side of McCain, old sex scandals or not.
Since it’s fair game for reporters to bring up past affairs, or no affairs, or affairs that are in the imagination of the other political party, I think it’s high time we expose Obama’s affairs. So, I’m going to speculate about Obama’s sex life just like all the other reporters on the planet, because it’s not about the truth it it? It’s mostly about hurting the rich and powerful. (I’m not a reporter.)
NOBODY FLASHES
Barack Obama and Susan Rice
Obama is in a hot, sticky, clutch of hot, sticky (there’s those words again) hormonal infidelity, with no other than his ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice.
What do you have to support this malicious allegation Ms Joyanna?
Well, a lot more than they have on Herman Cain, I have my impeccable woman’s intuition!
Here’s a list of why they are meant for each other, never mind that they are both married, they are both part of the same elite ruling class. They are even starting to look like each other..like Elvis and Pricilla.
When Obama got into office, he made Rice the Ambassador to the United Nations and made that position for the first time in history, a cabinet position, so that they could go into private meetings any old time they wanted to. What’s Michelle going to say? Probably…
“I’m leaving for Martha’s Vineyard NOW! I want that plane NOW!”
- Rice ‘s father was a Cornell University Economics professor, and governor of the Federal Reserve
- Rice’s mother is an education policy scholar currently at the Brookings institution.(Hillary’s think tank)
- Rich’s brother got his MBA from Harvard Business School, and is the founder of Management Leadership for Tomorrow–an organization committed to developing top minority talent for leadership roles in the business and non-profit sector.
- Rice attended Stanford University (Where Chelsea got her degree) and received a Truman Scholarship.
- Rice, like Bill Clinton, was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship and attended Oxford, where she earned a M.Phil. (illuminati school for the up and coming rulers)
- Madeline Albright has been a longtime friend. (As she has been to Condi Rice)
- Rice was blamed for being the woman who told Bill Clinton to refuse bin Laden when he was offered up to us by the Sudan. She was central in that decision.
- Clinton made her Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs in 1997. She visited Nigerian President Elect Basorun M.K.O. Abiola and he had a heart attack during the meeting and died.
- Rice left the Brookings institution to serve as a senior foreign politic advisor to Obama.
- Rice was named to the Obama-Biden Transition Project.
- Rice is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations and the Aspen Strategy Group
- Rice played point guard in basketball in college. (Can you see why he built a basketball court?)
See? These two were MADE for each other.
Go ahead and find your own “Obama bimbo’s” We need to get working on this. Anything to get that man out of office.
Okay, so I’m silly. In fact, I’d say Obama would be a big disappointment to the democrats if he didn’t have an affair. Some three years ago, they put out a rumor that Hillary and Susan Rice…were gay.
And THAT’s my proof right there. Nobody Thinks it was a diversion to cut short rumors.
Hey? What? It’s not going to matter in the future..he’ll still get his statue in the National Mall right next to Lincoln, no matter what.
So…go ahead and find your own “Obama bimbo.” And make sure EVERYBODY knows.
(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up Because Everybody Else Makes Stuff up.) 
Obama’s NEW Stimulus Plans
Nobody Cares
The Japanese have managed to outdo themselves once again. Nobody has just discovered that Obama has ordered 2 million of these hand clappers to be taken with him wherever he is campaigning. This was part of the stimulus for ‘green jobs’ because Japan needs the money since the whole population is going to die sooner rather than later due to green radioactive contamination. It will fail of course, because our electric grid cannot get enough juice to all those robotic clapping hands. Therefore another $500 million will have to go into supplying the mobile generators that will have to be dragged around to supply the energy needed.
This time, I’m sure, Bo will be guarding the trucks.
I laughed through this whole mindless thing. Just hearing “If You’re Happy and You Know it: sung in Japanese” was enough to retire me for the day. I imagine someone is going to say this is racist, and then they will have to make them in black.
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
You’re welcome.
Donald Trump VS Jon Stewart
Nobody Reports
As you well know, my pic for Republican nomination was Donald Trump, because, he’s a business man, and not joined at the hip by any other corporate oligarchs. Sure, he’d make himself rich in office, and out, BUT…he would bring the American people along with him. Cain, has taken the lead because he too is a businessman and therefore open for “racist” attacks. The fact that he is being bombarded by Condi Rice shows that the Bush family does not want him to be the nominee.
Amway, here’s a video for educational purposes only..to show you how political operatives who pose as comedians can get away with racist jokes, because they…are merely being funny. Frankly, I think Jon Stewart should go ahead and be as “racist” as he wants because I believe in free speech. What I don’t approve of is that liberals are allowed to be racist but conservatives aren’t. Blacks can call each other niggers, but whites are not allowed to use the word, even calling another white…nigger. It’s absurd. The word “fat” hurts a person just as bad, but it’s not outlawed yet….not yet.
We are so controlled.
Enjoy!
Halloween Brings Out the Best in a Kardashian.
Nobody’s Perfect
I can’t think of a better time to announce your divorce to a man you just married a few hours ago than Halloween, can you? But that’s what Kim Kardashian just did.
“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”
Bruce Jenner must be proud: He produced a champ. His daughter now holds the record for shortest marriage in a celebrity career.
(Nobody made that up. Not the kind of research I enjoy…)
I Googled their famous wedding, and found out, they got married in August..2011. Not ONLY did they get $10 million dollars worth of free stuff for the wedding (because they made it into a TV special)they earned $17 million dollars selling the rights to People Magazine, and other various outlets.
(Now that I think about it, how much did Sandra Bullock get for her famous adoption pictures of her and her son on People?)
The newlyweds got their entire wedding for almost free, and if you Google “Kardashian Wedding” all you see is a quadrillion pictures of Kim. Kris Humphries, the groom….not so much.
The idea was the marriage would help his sports team. (?) What? Did they think ticket sales would soar because she would be at his games? Hey guys…pay some Hooter girls to sit in the seats…lots cheaper.
As you see from the pictures below, after the wedding, they turned into dogs. It wasn’t pretty. The poor guy doesn’t know what hit him. The very clever Kim got a prenuptial, and will no doubt do this again for the money. Just think how much they are going to make off the divorce pictures.
Nobody Reports—
Here we see Kim Kardashian walking out of the courtroom, she’s wearing Dior sunglasses, Vera Wong divorce skirt, and her own line of shoes. She sold the rights to tell her painful marriage to be coming out soon in a special on HBO. The money she makes off all of this will put her up into the top 1 percent of 
the top 1 percent.
Why not? If people want to pay her to get married so that she can be a walking advertisements for all their products she promotes, she could make it a habit.
No doubt her father is her best advisor. Any man that can keep his “brand’ franchise alive for all these years, even after we’ve all forgotten it is what HE was famous for…(Uh…I think he threw a javelin right?) Anyway,
Bruce knows a thing or two about how to milk fame.
In any case, I’m sure they will both survive….besides, scientifically speaking, I was having trouble in my mind picturing Kama Sutra positions between a giant and a midget. It would be like a giraffe mating with a panda wearing lipstick.
Not that love doesn’t conquer all…something tells me, one day, Kris made the mistake of uttering those four little words:
“Kim, I want HALF.”
Poor guy. He married “perfection” and we know…Nobody’s Perfect.
(Where can I get that outfit for MY dog? She’s pretty good with a bone….and that WIG! OMG…she would look SO cute! Does Dior make that outfit? Can I get it in leather?)
Nobody GLOATS!
Cardinals WIN THE WORLD SERIES! 
We’re bad—We’re bad. We’re bad!!!
This is one happy town tonight! 
And now, a word from our sponcer, who no doubt was the luckey charm that gave us the best game every witnessed in baseball (GAME SIX) So said Bob Costas!
Sorry all you squirrel haters, this one for YOU!
Stuffing the “Byrd” for Term Limits
Nobody Remembers
When examining just this one Senator, you see that the FUBAR America is now into, didn’t just happen overnight. Robert Bryd was right there along with his party, pushing it towards the brink that it’s now in.
“I shall never fight in the armed forces with a Negro by my side … Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.”
Even though he apologized later in life, it was more a political survival than any personal level. Notice in the video, even saying “white nigger” means he thinks a “nigger” is a negative thing. And that ending was clearly, not written by him. (Wait…let’s put on that plague underneath him….”Saving the poor white niggers from the poor black niggers.”)
Come on. Nobody wants to know–Who was voting for this man for 57 years? White raciests? Dare I say…white and black DEMOCRATS?
Later after the death of his teenage grandson he made this comment:
“The death of my grandson caused me to stop and think.” said Byrd, adding he came to realize that black people love their children as much as he does his. He could have well said: “The death of my grandson made me realize that even gophers love their babies and much as I do.”
Really? And this was the man who was a walking encyclopedia of knowledge?
Bryd filibustered the Civil Rights Act of 1965, and he was the only senator to vote against both Thurgood Marshall and Clarence Thomas to the United States Supreme Court, the only two African American nominees.
Bryd got more pork for his state of West Virginia, than any other politician alive, more than 30 existing federal projects bear his name, and that’s not including his wife’s name. He called himself the “Big Daddy” at the dedication for the Robert C. Byrd Biotechnology Science Center. (Big Daddy of all the little niggers.)
How did he get so much money for such a little state? The dirty little secret is: get on the right committees— and he was on almost all of them. Bryd served in the House for six years before moving to the Senate. He served as Secretary of the Senate Democratic Caucus from 1967-1971, then became Majority Leader from1981-1989, and then as Senate Minority Leader from 1981 to 1987, and 1989 to1989-2012 he served as President pro tempore of the United States Senate when the Democrats had majority.. BUT…the sweetest job he got as a Senator was becoming Chairman of the United States Committee on Appropriations from1989-1995, 2001-2003, and 2007-2009, giving him extraordinary influence over federal spending.
Whoever holds the purse of Congress, has enormous power. Barney Frank, in 2007, served as Chairman on the House Financial Committee. These two guys gave us a one/two punch in the face, with all their spending—- Byrd on his endless pork and Barney for setting up Freddie and Fannie.
Nobody Thinks that when Barney passes away, we should save a place for his stuffed corpse, in the basement, next to the men’s john…holding an American dollar in his hand— because it will be the last one left on the planet by the time he finally kicks the bucket.
Push the button, and his toe will tap.
Democrats will tell you it’s the war-mongering Republicans that broke us. But when Democrats spend billions on war, it’s ALWAYS for humanitarian reasons. As if, protecting their citizens is too lame an excuse for them.
There are facts, and there are facts: And the facts are that when Democrats are in charge of the money in Congress, the rest of us will go to the grave
sooner rather than later.And they spend it to buy votes, which is why, the black vote will go to the Democrat 99% of the time. Robert Bryd was living proof of that.
Near the end of his life, Bryd tried to ease his white guilt by voting for Obama over Hillary Clinton.That had to be hard for him.
So, you have to ask yourself, When former President Jimmy Carter noted, “He was my closest and most valuable adviser while I served as president.” Isn’t it about time we insist on term limits? Shouldn’t that be on the Tea Party lists of demands?
The longer they stay in, the more damage they do, and the harder it is to get them out. Maybe we should start insisting that if they insist on dying in office, we will have them stuffed, and displayed for all eternity. They will NEVER be allowed to leave.
I’d better stop…before I get to Pelosi. You don’t want to know where I’d put her…
TERM LIMITS….Or…Stuff em.
(Nobody makes this stuff up)
Nobody Needs Your Help…
Nobody’s Opinion
Well, I wish I could say I’ve got an opinion on the news of the day, but to tell you the truth, I haven’t been watching much. Somewhere between Joe Biden claiming that we are all going to be raped, plundered and murdered if we don’t pass Obama’s job’s bill, and Obama ending the war on a very quiet, “Oh, by the way…I’m running again so I guess I’d better end the war like I promised now that I killed a few bad guys myself.” quote—I just had to tune out.
I took a day off, went over to my neighbor Shirley’s house, who is a big Cardinal fan, and watched the fourth game of the World Series with her. She is all alone since her husband died, and I figure…she needed the company. I’m afraid I talk to the pitchers, and I think she was ready to throw me out, because I started admiring the TEXAS Rangers…and making calls like:
“You did WHAT? You took the guy out who just made a World Series Record of 7 walks in one game, in a 1-0 5th inning, and the guy you puts in, gives the other team a home run pitch which puts them on top? What? I would have kept him in…you gave in to PRESSURE you BUM! “
You know, stuff like that. I also jumped up at the end of the 7th inning and starting singing “Take me out to the ball…game…” I..don’t think she was ready for my…enthusiam. She started feeding me banana bread. And yes, I feel like Rodney Dangerfield tonight.
Nobody gets no respect.
Besides, I am getting tired of looking at that old picture of myself on my blog… taken last Christmas. It’s just got to go. I don’t know where I’m going to find another one…but I know one thing..today I went through all fifty or so Word Press templates and I had a hard time making up my mind…I also have NO clue why I have two blogrolls when I can’t even get one right. I go to popular websites and some of those guys have a ga-zillion “blogroll” people, and it’s like they are listing all their friends on Facebook.
And speaking of FACEBOOK…can I harass Mark Zuckerface? I posted a few blogs, and got at least two millions gazillion people wanting to be my friend. I can count my real friends on one hand. So…who are these people?What do they want? One lady named Angela somebody, keeps inviting me to her parties in California. I’d LOVE to go, but what can I say?
I DON’T KNOW YOU Angela!
I could list you at least a hundred good books I’ve read, but blogrolls? There are millions. Someday, I’ll get some time to figure out this computer world…but like many of you, time is precious, just ask Steve Jobs who has told us at least five hundred times in the last few days that we’re all going die and death is the best thing that ever happened to life. Like we are all just cow spuds to be spit out for the new cows to spud.
Between you and me…I think he had one too many canola bars when it came to his philosophies.
Anyway, I’d rather concentrate on writing something…if not meaningful, at least something that makes us all think. (like what a cow is thinking when she’s spudding) Someday I will look like all those other cool blogs…I simply don’t know how. It’s like I’m genetically programmed to be an alien.
The truth is, I’ve been blogging since 2000, and sometimes I wonder…why? The reason why is that I know I have a precious few that read me, and for that I am more than thankful. But I also write, like most writers, because I simply must get all this junk out of my head. Just be glad I don’t put my dreams in here…oh no. That’s a whole other universe. Sometimes it takes me half the day to forget them, let alone figure out what I’m trying to tell myself. You know what I mean?
Anyway, I’m going to be trying out different templates in the next couple of weeks, and if you see a design that you really like…please tell me. Feedback would be great!
In the meantime. Thanks for letting me complain.
Why..Do Movie Stars Help Bill Clinton Again?
Nobody Flashes
Does somebody want to tell me what exactly are all these famous movie stars doing promoting Bill Clinton’s big NGO piggy bank, which goes under the name of the Clinton Foundation?
At first, I thought they were making fun of us. And then I thought, “How much do all these people get paid for this?” Or more importantly…who exactly DO they work for?
I’m trying to figure out what in the world they were trying to say in this, but it’s so stupid, and so NOT funny, you got me.
If I was making that, I would have put Monica Lewinsky in it saying, “I think we should sell pizza!” And then Bill could come in at the end and say, and permit me to paraphrase: “I did NOT have sex with that…pizza.”
We all could use a bit more humor than this lame excuse for talent…don’t you think?
It’s a Good Day for Alex Baldwin
Nobody’s Fool
You know it’s a good day, when Gaddafi gets shot, and one of our biggest liberals goes down to the “Occupy Wal Street” crowd and tells them that they really don’t want to get rid of Capitalism, especially that great Bank Capitol One, which is making Alex a fortune right now.
Alex Baldwin: that paragon of capitlaism…comes out of the Marxist closet. Does that mean the other liberals will start thinking that they might actually lose a few bucks if this March to Marxism continues?
Nobody Wonders.—What is it with all those Muslim dictators crawling into holes?
Like I said…it’s a good day, not even Obama coming out and praising all the “young” of the world to get up and fight for “revolution” …spoiled it.
So now we know: Alex Baldwin is not the fool we thought.
Nobody Thinks very soon, Alex Baldwin will announce he is running for office…that’s the only thing that would explain his strange behavior. In the meantime, you have to admit…the guy is funny.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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