Nobody’s Perfect: John Boehner…Thinks Going on the VIEW to Trash Trump will Win Trump Supporters Back into Rino camp? Can Snakes Fly?
Nobody’s Perfect
The GOP good-old-boy network must be getting nervous bringing out old Pussface Bonehead Boehner to Trash Trump and try to convince Republicans to give him up.
Are these guys that clueless?
Now that Rush Limbaugh is gone, they can attack with impunity a man who to them, ‘stole’ the great Republican party and made it his own. I think it drives them more crazy than the democrats.
So, as usual…out come the “trash Trump” books. The latest one is a memoir writing by the known Washington drunk, and close friend of George W., John Bonehead Stoner Boehner.

Or as I like to call him: John Bonehead. Love the cover John! By the way…remind me again just exactly what you did for America when you were speaker. I really can’t remember.
It’s the new pastime. Now that Rush is gone, all the FOX RINOS are calling for the GOP to COME together and come back away from Trump and come back to the old republican party. You know, the one with the lovely Dick Cheney’s daughter and that old “gosh darn” Mitt Romney.
Yes, Boehner has come out swinging. I imagine his good buddy George W. flew down to Marco Island to play a little strategy golf, before the release.
George W. Bush became as close as a brother; Boehner said they were like “two peas of the same pod.”

And it wasn’t just George. It was his daddy too.
“What a wonderful man, a wonderful man,” Boehner said.
FROM HIS BOOK:
- Boehner slammed Trump for “continuing to say things that just weren’t true” about the final results.
- The former House speaker said that he felt “disgust” over the Capitol insurrection.
- Boehner also said the former president “incited that bloody insurrection for nothing more than selfish reasons, perpetuated by the bullshit he’d been shoveling since he lost a fair election the previous November.”
- John Said:
- “He claimed voter fraud without any evidence, and repeated those claims, taking advantage of the trust placed in him by his supporters and ultimately betraying that trust,” Boehner said.
Betraying that trust John? The reason so many people were there was because you and your ever-loving best buddies the Bushes betrayed our trust for so many years.
In the end, Boehner bought a LOT of stock in Marijuana. He will grow rich and take his boat out of Marco Island. Who knows? Maybe he has a fast speed boat given to him by the drug lords of Miami. After all, they gave Daddy Bush his favorite speed boat. Why not John?
Daddy Bush LOVED his speed boat, the boat designed to outrun any narcotics boat on the water.

In the meantime, I hope President Trump puts some more “Bonehead” slingers out like, “Was he drunk?” when he was saying all those nasty things?
And by the way…somebody tell John the ONLY blood spilled on January 6 was by a secret service agent who murdered in cold blood a young women, just standing in a doorway. We have YET to hear The View be upset about her.
That’s ONE bloody murder you won’t hear Bonehead ever mention.
But then again, Nobody’s Perfect.
John must now live on Marco Island. Probably one of the richest real estates that you never hear about in the U.S.
He should move to Miami where he belongs.
Go ahead, watch this pathetic interview on THE VIEW. Frankly, I think they make a cute couple…don’t you?
Nothing is more irritating than a man who says he’s “Out of politics” and then writes a political book and goes on all the networks promoting his “political” hit book.
John Bonehead said he was once a democrat. Well… he still is.
Dirty Barn Members.. Get Rid of John Bonehead!
Nobody’s Opinion
Let’s start our weekend on a great note, shall we? Ted Cruz’s heroic stance against Obamacare has finally come to some kind of fruition. YEAH TED! Ted, has never stopped attacking the corrupt leaders of the House. He has led those “dirty and RADICAL right-wing conservatives” across the nation into seeing, the main problem with the Republican Party, and for that, he got called a “Jackass” by John Bonehead on his way out.
Ted…be proud.
Yes…John Boehner, as you heard in the above video, plans to ‘clean out the dirty barn.”
Whoa. If the barn was dirty in the first place, it’s only because of the biggest shitter in the house has been crapping up the barn so long, SOMEBODY had to call in the aerosol.
So, all you people out there who voted to put in the men to STOP Obamacare, you are now…named…dirty. Radicals.
Asked if the tea party wing was being unrealistic in its expectations, Boehner emphatically replied, “Absolutely, they’re not realistic!” Our system of government is not about Hail Mary passes,” Boehner said. “It’s the Woody Hayes school of football: three yards and a cloud of dust, three yards and a cloud of dust. It’s a slow methodical process.”
According to John Bonehead, it takes maybe a century or more to effect “change” even though Obama did it on his first day. What if our President was Hitler, and he ordered all newborn females to be gassed? And what if they didn’t have the votes to overturn his veto,—John Boehner would insist that “these things take time.”
Saving little babies from being cut up and sold to the highest bidder is going to get a ‘committee’ from John. (Right.)
So, what happened behind closed doors that made the Speaker quit, right in the middle of the great Pope orgy? It seems…it’s desperate times for the GOP. 245 days of talking about the Pope and his greenhouse little mini mouse van should keep everyone NOT thinking about the election. Our President, with the help of John Boehner, just shoved down the American throat: climate change, higher taxes, and the flooding of millions of immigrants with a no borders world. I’m sure it only fueled the fires of those dirty American jackasses out there who want to get back at him.
Besides, John wanted to make himself look like a “holy, innocent, good man.” who the Pope thought so much of, he asked “HIM” to pray for him, so he is repeating that story everywhere. 
What’s next to distract us from giving airtime to those dirty animals…Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, or Ben Carson? Jeb Bush?
Jeb Bush came out on FOX to tell the world that those polls that show he’s still losing big time in the race, really don’t matter at all. Once American sees how his plans will work to take the country to a better place, they’ll vote for him. He’s SURE of it. And I can’t tell you what else he said because..I fell asleep.
He does that to me…something about those catatonic eye glasses, that makes me think of the last guy who was trying to sell me funeral insurance in my living room.
What’s next to distract us from giving airtime to those dirty animals…Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson?
How about…a visit from aliens? That might take up at least six months. They could even have the Pope meet them at the United Nations, and make them global citizens. The aliens might even give John another good cry. And who’s not up for that?
What putz.
It Was a Rousing Speech, But Five Years too late.
Nobody Wonders
John Boehner’s speech on the floor of the house today, was…a dollar short and at least five years too late. If he meant what he said, then he would start impeachment proceedings.
But he doesn’t. For months now, John has had people working on funding Obama’s amnesty.
But..it was a nice speech.
Nobody Wonders what the Speaker will do AFTER Obama vetoes all his bills.
A. Give another rousing speech.
B. Say impeachment would hurt the country.
C. Take a vacation.
D. All of the above.
Nothing EVER Changes….
Nobody Reports
This picture pretty much sums it up: We are FUBAR. If you had hope that ANYTHING in Washington was going to change, grab a shovel and start digging. The only place you might escape the same old people in power for the rest of your miserable life, is the moon.
Okay—-the moon’s out. Let me know if you have an underwater bunker.
Nobody’s Perfect: John Boehner VS Jonathan Bernier
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have two masters of lying deception: John Boehner VS Jonathan Berniet. Both made MAJOR blunders, caught on video.
Let’s start with Jonathan Berniet first: (Watch Video above)
I have always said, they must send all jocks to the same school of “How to talk to the press.” because they ALWAYS say pretty much the same thing when talking to reporters. “It was a team effort.” “The guy is great.” “Our fans are the best.” etc., etc.
Actually, it’s a good thing, because let’s face it, most athletes are not big talkers, or into reading books on a Saturday night. And since they are worth so much money to their owners, it’s only smart to teach them how to answer reporters questions:
Nevertheless, when you are at an event honoring Nelson Mendela, you might want to ask your girlfriend who the heck he is.
And then, we have the Republican Speaker of the House: John Bonehead, who came out before the last elections and said THIS to the American people:
Did you hear all those promises? Me too. What did he do last week when he led the Republicans to vote for that stuff full of rich man’s trillion dollar pork budget deal? He gave Obama everything he wanted, and then some, and added more debt to the American people.
At least he didn’t cry. Frankly, I would have preferred if he had.
He accuses Obama in this VERY video of not “listening to the American people.” Well, John Beohner didn’t listen to them either. He funded Obamacare, AND Obama’s big amnesty plan, in fact, he did all that Jeb Bush would have wanted him too.
So, which man is the better Bull Sh&^%^er? As everyone knows: BS is toxic. It can kill you, or on a lesser offense, make you REALLY angry.
Let’s think of the damage: John Bonehead just lost millions of conservative votes for the Republican pick for 2016 Presidential election, unless of course, the new House gets rid of him. He is getting ready to retire anyway, so this was just something he was told to do, or else, as Drudge suggested, Obama has NSA trash on the guy. John just hurt the whole country…AGAIN.
Jonathan Berniet hurt nobody but himself. I doubt if Nelson Mandela would have even cared. He said some REALLY nice things about the guy after all. him. And since he is just a hockey player, I would actually give him marks for being able to BS so eloquently.
In fact, if Jonathan Berniet wants to run for political office some day, I’d say he’s already got the lying BS part down pat.
So, congratulations Speaker John. You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the year. You will now go down in the history book as one of the biggest traitors since Benedict Arnold. (Except Arnold, was probably the better man.)
Obama is waiting on the 15th hole for you. I’d suggest you tell him your handicap is 666. You lied, we lose.
Nothing Like a Traitor to Assure Your “Piece” of mind
Nobody’s Opinion.
OR—-John “Benedict Arnold Boehner”: It’s All About the Principles, Stupid.
“It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate and tireless minority keen on setting brushfiires of freedom in the minds of men. ” —Sam Adams.
The Republican Party is at war. A few very brave men have been fighting for America and its people, against a very old, entrenched, powerful old boys club. The NSA reports must be overwhelmed with angry conservatives, because John Boehner, (old, entrenched man) GOP Speaker of the House, just couldn’t take it anymore.
Last week the Congress actually passed a budget…with the help of Paul Ryan. Except once again, the democrats win.
Tell me, why do they always win?
Paul Ryan and John Boehner want you to think they can never win. They have already given up. All that really matters to them, is they get to stay in that wonderful seat of power for more years of their lives.
I quite liked Paul Ryan when he came out last year. Like Sarah Palin, he was brought onto the ticket by the progressives in power, to get the majority of American conservatives to the polls. Mitt Romney had implemented Obamacare in Massachusetts, and the people didn’t like that one bit. He really needed help. They showed off Paul, everyone fell in love with him, and then they hid him. But, unlike Sarah Palin, who refused to go to Washington and bow to the big dogs, Paul has fallen in line with them.
John Boehner blamed the tea party for shutting down the government last week—he was attacking them viciously as if he had NOTHING to do with it,
No,no…John was just a puppet in the whole thing.
A principled man would not have done something against his own nature, John…but hey, what do you know about principles?
Here’s their argument and they are all sticking to it: We are powerless, so, just vote us in again next time, and we’ll fix it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Here’s the deal John: We don’t believe you anymore.
You have to wonder why John would do such a bonehead thing as insulting those lowlife white conservatives that hang out in bars. Look at his face: Tell me John Bonehead doesn’t like to drink. 

Paul was so excited, about the fact that there was going to BE no shutdown he said this:
To really do what we think needs to be done, we are going to have to win some elections.”
Gee…you’re getting off to a fine start, both of you. Big help there. Attack freedom loving, life loving, patriotic Americans. Talk just like Obama. Ignore the Marxist in your White House. Blame the people for everything. You’re just there to slap us all down when we act up, right?
Obama blames the republicans, and the republicans blame…the people.
What genius thought up that strategy?
So what did Paul get for his “I’m as helpless as a milkweed in a windstorm” attitude?
Spending has been increased by $63 billion, deficits will increase over the next 3 years, but fraudulent money won’t be going to prisoners anymore. (We’ll just send it to the illegal’s who will then send it to their friends in jail.) The federal government spends $3.8 trillion a year, and just like Iran, nobody can stop that.
Sixty-two House Republicans voted against the Boehner-backed budget deal Thursday, requiring dozens of Democratic votes to pass it. So, I suppose Bonehead thinks that all the independent democrats are going to vote Republican. He doesn’t need those radical conservatives anymore.
What happens if they have an election and we all stay home?
Here’s the good news: The leader of the Republican Party was so mad I wanted to send him a Uncle Sid Duck Dynasty Chia Doll for Christmas. John Boehner is tired of having to “Like’ those radical people in House., and he basically told the America conservative people last week to— “$&% Off!”
“They’re misleading their followers,” Boehner, R-Ohio, told reporters at the Capitol. “I just think that they’ve lost all credibility.”
John, we’re not misled. And the only one who has lost credibility is you. But then again, I don’t think you ever had any. What Nobody Wonders is why would he do such a stupid thing? Knock his own party so viscously?
Did John Boehner just give the Presidency to Hillary Clinton last week? Is that the ultimate plan? I still find it creepy that the Bushes and the Clintons are such good friends.
Any man or woman of principle would have a hard time being friends with liars, cheaters, and egomanicas. But the GOP progressives Rino’s always turn the other cheek.
We don’t want them to turn the other cheek, we want them to fight for us. Fight! Fight!
(sigh)
In the end, Bongino (x Presidential body guard) had the best comeback to John Boehner’s angry rant:
“America’s best days are ahead, and you and your fellow insiders and cronyists and ‘party before country’ loyalists, on both sides of the aisle, can bathe in your titles and power now, but understand that I, and many others, have dedicated our lives to draining the dirty water from the bathtub. Consider yourself served,”.
So, dear John: Take a good hard look, at the principled man. The man who thinks giving in to tyrants in order to keep yourself comfy, is treasonous.
The man who puts his country before himself.
Better get your golf clubs out, because he is not going away.
NOBODY NOTES on Templates: This one is called Timeline: And I promise, once I settle on one, I will get a picture up.
Chris Christie: Where’s the Pork?
Nobody Wonders
You have to wonder…how in the world can Chris Christie complain about not getting his Sandy relief? Didn’t he come out, and desert the Republicans right before the election? Didn’t he act like Obama had come to SAVE New Jersey? Didn’t he act as if God himself had landed his chariot on the soil of New Jersey, and assure Chris Christie that he was President, and he came and DID garantee, that there would be no more red tape, Chris Christie was going to get ALL the help he needed. So let it be written…so let it be done.
Where was the ‘help’ Obama promised?
Why isn’t he lashing out at ‘President’ Obama? Why isn’t he mentioning that Obama just passed higher taxes on everyone, and that INCLUDES the people who lost their homes in Sandy?
The few last remaining men and women working for the people, have a problem with signing the Sandy funds, and I can’t blame them.
Republican Representative Darrell Issa had this to say about the spending initiatives in the Hurricane Sandy relief bill:
“Your two senators packed this with pork. They had the opportunity to have a $27 to $30 billion dollar legit relief packages, packed it with pork, then dared us not to vote for it.” This include a $150 million in funding for Alaskan fisheries. The bill would also have reportedly increased spending food insurance, and in $336 million in Amtrak expenses and $2 million in taxpayer funds to repair a room on one of the Smithsonian buildings in Washington D.C.. The publication also reports that the Super Storm Sandy relief legislation also includes $8 million to purchase new vehicles for federal agencies. A total of $4 million for repairs to the Kennedy Space Center were also added to the disaster relief bill.
Really? If the Congress really cared about the American people, they would have immediately passed a bill for Sandy relief, packed with nothing in it, but relief for Sandy victims. Untill there is a bill passed that says they can never load bills with pork, this stuff will happened again and again. Tell me WHY they need money for the Kennedy Space Center when it’s been closed down?
And we all know, they love the fact that they can fill bills with pork, it’s the easiest way for them to get their hands on the money.
So…the DEMOCRATS have released the horrible cry on every single channel:
“THEY ARE MEAN AND VICIOUS AND HURTING THE CHILDREN, and thos poor people! OMG..THE REPUBLICANS!”
And two Republicans, Christ Christie and Peter King are outraged that John Boehner didn’t give them money.
And why should he? One of the reasons Obama got elected was because the second favorite son of the Republican Party deserted them in their hour of need, and yes, it IS politics. Despite what Christie said, he knew exactly what he was doing, and it is all about politics.
John Boehner and Obama both managed to leave Washington without doing much of anything besides helping to destroy America more. Obama gpt money for his rum dealers, his algae subsidies, his Hollywood buddies so he can make more propaganda films, and then he hopped on Air Force One and went back to Hawaii without even signing the bill that everyone “slaved” over. Spending now, $7 million for his vacation.
Boehner went home without calling a vote on Sandy relief.
BUT….the stock market…continues to soar and Nobody Knows why.














