Nobody Flashes: A Good laugh
Nobody Flashes
Here’s a routine by Steve Bridges that will give you a good laugh today..and boy, couldn’t we all use one?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Government Motto: We Don’t Have the Records, We Just Spend the Money”
Nobody Knows
Nobody Knows where our tax dollars REALLY go, because as you see, they just spend the money…and don’t keep any records.
How would you feel f you ask your wife where last week’s paycheck went and she said,…”I don’t know…I don’t have the recipts honey, I just spend the money and throw them away!”
And Nobody Knows why we paid over $20 million dollars to buy firewood to keep Afghanistan warm…but then again, according to our government, we don’t have to know.
Nobody also doesn’t know why they are sending “gay” ambassordors to Muslim Nations, (the ambassador Chris Stevens was by many reports, gay) when they know in Muslim nations, being gay can bring you a death sentence. And since Obama has welcomed gays, and transformed the military into “outing” the gays in all the units, even though he knows this may put the men in more danger in Muslims nations, can he be held responsible for their deaths?
Why is he not ‘protecting” his gay buddies in Muslim nations? And why are we not talking about this?
Nobody Knows why the man who made this awful video everybody is talking about, gave over a million dollars to Obama’s reelection, and Nobody Knows if he would do it again, or if he’ll get his money back.
Probably not since they don’t keep any records, Nobody Knows where that money went.
Why hasn’t Obama come out to “protect” the rights of “gay” ambassadors?
Nobody Knows, but we can guess.
ET Williams Driving Blacks to Common Sense
Nobody Reports
If you are white, and are tired of hearing how your feelings about Obama are racist…here’s a man who will pick up your spirits. ET Williams, not only gives a great rant to blacks about why Obama is not good for them, but he does it while driving!
I have trouble driving and thinking! I don’t know how he does it….
Warning though…his speech is filled with several choice words.
Enjoy!
Who You Gonna Call? KING OBAMATUT!
Nobody Opinion
Who you going to call when Al Qaeda strikes you here in your hometown?
WHEN THERE’S SOMTHING STRANGE…IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD–
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? O..BAMMM MA!
WHEN THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE… AND IT DON’T LOOK GOOD–
If America wasn’t the laughing stock of the world before, we are now. To have an American President, his Secretary of State, his UN Ambassador, and his White House Press secretary…all declare that the recent murders and attack on our embassy’s all over the world were because of some movie and the “horrible’ speech in that movie…a MOVIE that was made by an Egyptian/American Christian –and that it was the movie that angered the Muslims all over the world…NOT the hatred for Obama or America—It leaves Nobody wondering if we should send some real Ghostbusters to the White House. That place is haunting us. I think King Tut is hiding somewhere in Obama’s bathroom. In fact, I think he really thinks he’s a decendant. (see video)
This “Everybody loves Obama, and we really don’t want you to speak against Muslims” policy from the Obama administration is almost beyond belief.
Or is it?
If this isn’t proof that the man in the White House is dangerous, I don’t know what is. In fact, only one good woman has been calling the alarm on this man, and long before 9/11: Michelle Bachmann.
“Last October, many prominent Islamic organizations wrote a letter to the White House,” Bachmann said, “where they urged our White House to do a complete purge from any federal training materials from references to the ideology of Islam to ensure that all trainers in our U.S. military, our FBI and other U.S. security agencies be retrained so they would be brainwashed in political correctness toward Islam. That’s enforced Islamic speech codes here in the United States. And all done with the help of our president and secretary of state.”
Bachmann, who also called Obama “the most dangerous American president we have ever had on foreign policy,” was referring to an FBI probe first reported by Wired Magazine in February that eliminated, wrote Wired, “over 700 pages of documentation from approximately 300 presentations given to agents since 9/11 … describing ‘mainstream’ Muslims as ‘violent.'”
It’s very clear; That the Obama administration could care less about free speech. Why else would the author of that film be…”Interviewed?” Why else change the FBI language to “not offend?” 
Obama will be going after the people that made the film. Obama and Hillary KNOW that too many people are aware of our free speech rights, so they will just arrest people in the name of National Security.
If Obama considers the people that made this film a danger to America (and not the millions of Muslims killing and threatening mass destruction) obviously since it’s their belief it CAUSED the murder of their ambassador, then he can have him arrested and held indefinitely. He gave himself that power and Congress did nothing to stop him. 
The Libyan government says American was warned. Our Ghostbusting MS RICE says…oh no, we were not warned.
WHO YOU GONNA CALL!? OBAMA!
Obama is already training troops for it….to arrest the American citizen.
Obama can’t put us all in jail. We must NOT shut up. If we want to speak out against a Muslim, we have just as much right as they do to speak out against us. Free speech is at hand here.
He will use all his power and his people to “shame” us into not talking against Muslims. So Nobody is going to forget to call it what it is: What the Muslims are doing all over the world is barbaric. And Obama is, as Clint Eastwood pointed out, only thinking about “I.”
And…Who ARE you going to call ?
Nobody calling the Ghostbusters—I think I would stand a better chance of getting help.
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UPDATE: I just heard on the radio as I am posting this…an x Muslim Brotherhood man say that the Brotherhood is here in America, and then…the radio went into a blatent ten second blackout. He says we betrayed the Muslims, and Michelle Bachmann is a right wing nut. He wants people punished who upset Muslims. It’s starting…..
Nobody’s Email: And YOU Thought it was CHINA that we owe!
Nobody Gets Email
Lots of odds and ends this week: Here are some of my favorites! (Thanks to Tom Beebe and amfortas) 

The Ritz in Tunisia is Waiting for YOU!
Nobody Cares
Today ‘President’ Obama finally came out and expressed the fact that America will NOT go into isolation, just because millions of Muslims all over the planet are shouting “Death to America”. No..at the funeral of the four American citizens that used to work for him, Obama was brave…because he knew in his heart…he didn’t make that hated video. Still the American people are not so sure…about all that hatred for us being shown across the planet.
Jay Carney, Obama spokesperson, had this to say to assure the American people that it’s not us, or Obama they hate, but that horrible video.
CARNEY: We also need to understand that this is a fairly volatile situation and it is in response not to United States policy, and not to, obviously, the administration, or the American people, but it is in response to a video, a film that we have judged to be reprehensible and disgusting. That in no way justifies any violent reaction to it, but this is not a case of protests directed at the United States writ large or at U.S. policy, this is in response to a video that is offensive to Muslims.
Well THIS video shows men destroying the US embassy in Tunisia, and I’m so glad to know that they didn’t burn that embassy down due to the fact that they think Americans are rich, fat, lazy, and immoral pigs, dogs, and infidels of the great Allah. Now we know, they won’t hurt that beautiful new Ritz Carlton that’s going up just a few miles from those riots today… because I’m sure the ever-popular American President Obama and his Mochelle will want to vacation there, when they go over to visit his home town. In fact, I’m sure they are expecting the Obama’s as soon as he is reelected…it will make a wonderful first vacation for the whole Obama family! 
- Tunisia is the smallest country in North Africa but that has not stopped Ritz-Carlton Hotel Company to open its first hotel there. The Ritz-Carlton Tunis, Carthage is located in Carthage-SidiBou Said, a suburb of Tunisia’s capital city Tunis and is set to open it doors in last quarter of 2014. The hotel with 129-suites will also spread out to accommodate seven food and beverage outlets, an expansive ballroom and destination spa. It is situated on the Mediterranean Sea, offering an exclusive beachfront setting next to the Presidential Palace. Carthage’s ancient ruins and heritage sites are also closely located.
- So Pack your bags! Tunisia is waiting for YOU! And uh..try to book it when Obama is there…just in case, someone makes another video.
Nobody Wonders: Are We at War..Or …NOT?
Nobody Wonders—
Why was it that Hillary Clinton came onto our morning TV’s to give the news that her buddy, her friend, her very special ambassador that she hand-picked herself to take over Libya, had been killed? My first reaction, was…well, many a good soldier has been killed in the Middle East….what? Are we more upset because he’s a ‘elite” from the university crowd?
Then Mitt Romney came out and sounded rather Reagonestic, to only be followed by Ronald Reagan’s old speech writer Peggy Noonan, who called Mitt’s reaction rather “old” in the way of the “old” America. Peggy, like the President, doesn’t want to upset those guys over there.
Where was Peggy when Obama killed bin Laden? Oh…she was all for that, even though it was a rather “old” thing to do.
The President then comes out and acts pretty pussified about the whole thing. Once upon a time, this would be a declaration of war…but Obama already declared war on Libya by going over there and killing Gaddafi—which makes George W. Bush look good. Nobody Wonders if George, who by the way, actually, unlike Obama, attended intelligent briefings, knew where bin Laden was and figured -why stir up WWIII?
Obama helped communists get elected in Kenya as a Senator. (Of course, they don’t talk about that.) He is helping the Muslims Brotherhood take over the middle East. He is supplying arms, and money to the Muslim Brotherhood, and has had them to the White House. Eric Holder recognizes that Muslims are owners of Jerusalem.
That’s what you get when you elect an ‘American’ man who insists on keeping his MUSLIM NAME, even though he HAS an American one.
Bragging about killing Muslims to score brownie points for elections, don’t exactly endear you to the Muslims all over the world. Both Obama and Hillary can’t shut up about how tough they are.
These people are dangerous. Hillary was warned abut the security at that building. Now we get the “I just couldn’t have imagined” speech….
And here’s the big point: Where in the world were our troops? (Hillary? Didn’t you CARE about that man?) In an unstable country like Libya, Hillary left that place unprotected? Gee…I would be really pissed off if I was his wife. We are now finding out that this whole thing was planned to happen on 9/11, and a movie was used as an excuse.
Once again, either they both, are mentally incapable of being in the offices they have— (Hillary and Obama) or they are trying to start a war to win an election.
Nobody Likes 9/11
Nobody’s Perfect
You know, I have no idea what to say about today. The pain and horror of the event is still in this Nobody’s mind, as fresh as the moment it happened..and in retrospect, so many Presidents did so little to protect us from that moment, I have no confidence that they can protect us from another.
I really don’t. I don’t care how many times they search grandma.
Bill Clinton treated the first bombing of the World Trade Center as a ‘police’ matter. Some say, he had at least SIX chances to take down bin Laden and did not. FBI agents warned Janet Napolitano and she purposely made sure the FBI and the CIA could not talk to each other.
Then, when George Bush came into the Presidency, he was warned, and accordingly, did not take it seriously.
I don’t know how many times I’ve heard Condoleezza Rice say, “Nobody could have imagined” that planes would go into the Trade Center.
Every time I heard her say those words, with such sincerity on her face, I can’t help but wonder..How could ANYONE with such an incredible mind, be so incredibly incompetent?
And then, you had all the conspiracy theories, which of course, have been carefully put in the “Are you a crazy nut job?” box.
And yet, this Nobody, along with thousands of other nobodies are not stupid. I don’t care how many times they tell us that the towers went down because of the planes, it was just all too neat, and fast. It was an historical first. To me, those towers had help. And that third one was brought down on purpose..by us.
The collapse of Building 7 at 5:20PM EDT was in itself a major event; the sudden and unexplained fall to earth of a 47-story steel-framed skyscraper is certainly news. Why has there been almost no mention of this in the U.S. media, and why was there no mention of Building 7’s collapse in The 9/11 Commission Report? These are questions of great significance, and they cry out for answers. To be able to approach any kind of explanation, however, first some pertinent and verified facts of the Building 7 aspect of 9/11 need to be scrutinized.
FACT: WTC Building 7 – on its 23rd floor – housed an Emergency Command Center for the City of New York that Mayor Rudolph Giuliani had built-in the mid-1990’s. On the morning of September 11th, Mayor Giuliani did not go “to his Command Center – with its clear view of the Twin Towers – but to a makeshift, street-level headquarters at 75 Barkley Street.” WTC 7 also held the offices of numerous government agencies, including the Department of Defense, the CIA, the Secret Service, the IRS, and the Security and Exchange Commission.5 Late 2001 was the time of “the height of the investigation into Enron, so the majority of Enron’s SEC filings were likely destroyed when World Trade Center 7 came down.”6
Who did it? Nobody Knows…and just like the “Who killed JFK?” Nobody ever will know.
I heard an officer say it that very day, that they were going to bring down the third building with explosives. You don’t hear that now. Now it was destroyed by the planes.
It had FBI records…just like Oklahoma. So convenient.
Hollywood couldn’t have done it any better.
I’m not saying that any of those Presidents wanted that to happen. But an American citizen expects, for all the trillions of dollars they have taken from us…and have at their command–we EXPECT to be protected…and none of our Presidents have put our homeland as first priority.
The people who have protected us, are the good men and women who work in the military and FBI.
Tell me, do you really feel that “going to Iraq” and fighting over there has made us any safer?
Our open borders tell us all just how serious they are about protecting us.
They aren’t. It’s SO hard to believe in your heart, but sadly, how in the world can you ignore the facts?
You can’t.
Worst case scenario…they “allow” things to happen in order to gain more power, and more control over what they see as a world they can’t control. Obama is even more lame at protecting us than any of them. As Clint Eastwood correctly noted: He’s a fraud.
I do not like this day at all. I’m sure my parents didn’t like D-Day. But, we must never forget it. And we must NEVER let a mosque be built near that site.
Never.
America must not become a Muslim nation.
And it’s Obama that wants that more than anyone.
Just remember that when you decide to stay home in November. Nothing could be more important than defeating Obama Hussein.
For more information on Building 7, see this.
Obama…Father, President, Marxist: Failure
Nobody Remembers
Last night, I thought Bill Clinton gave the best speech of his life…even though it was full of lies. I thought it was his way of making sure that everyone knew..Bill Clinton would still be a better President than Obama.
There is something about Bill Clinton that just gets my blood boiling, and not because he wanted to prove to the world that he should be President…again.
Tonight, when I got home from dinner just in time to hear Barack’s speech, I only heard a few words, and it was clear…short of a coup, Barack is finished. He gave his usual. …Marxist…Everyone will have EVERYTHING …if you give me four more terms like FDR, speech.
You know…Bill Clinton had that same problem. He wanted to STAY President. The fact that their terms are up in four or eight, just kills them.
Barack’s speech was so lame, I suppose I should feel really good about it…but I don’t. The people in that audience loved it…but you have to be almost a complete moron to not know that Obama can’t do any of those things he wants to do. He’s insane.
As the great political pundit Doug Powers once told me, “It’s Romney’s to lose.” and I agree. And I’ll tell you why.
The country is worse than any of us realize.
My husband had the week off. Yesterday, we went to the MOST expensive mall in the St. Louis area. This is a big Mall..with two levels of name brands like Macy’s, Victoria Secret, Eagle’s…you know these kinds of Malls are all over the country. We walked for over two hours we walked, and we saw about three other people.
There actually were ten times more people working at that mall than shopping in it.
Today, we went to the zoo. The zoo is free…unless of course you don’t want to walk four miles…in that case parking is $15.00. It’s one of the best zoo’s in the country…and cost a fortune in upkeep. But, I’d say there were again…more people working there than visitors. And it was 86 today…a beautiful day. Even just five years ago, the zoo would have been packed. Sometimes we saw nobody walking around.
But the real devastation of the country hit me tonight. I don’t go downtown much, but in order to celebrate our 20th anniversary, my husband and I decided to go to my favorite fancy restaurant. It sits high atop a hotel right on the Riverfront in Downtown St. Louis. What is so cool about this restaurant is that the whole floor resolves around, it takes about an hour, and you can see the whole city. Picture being on the Empire State Building, having dinner and being able to see all the lights in the city from any direction. 
Only…St. Louis is not New York. The desertion on the streets below were almost…scary. It was almost like I was expecting zombies to come walking out of abandoned apartments.
There were four couples in this restaurant which can hold at least fifty tables.
Our meal: lobster & steak: $275. (with tip)
That’s the most we have ever spent on a meal in our lives. We kept telling ourselves “Well hey…20 years…We’re worth it!” But the truth is, in my mind I was thinking, it felt like our last “meal” …..We might never be able to do that again, might as well have one last wish.
On the drive home, I asked my husband to drive a different way home…I wanted to sight see the old city again. We went past my mother’s old Printing Company, which is now a motorcycle museum. I had to laugh when I saw a bright blue neon line lighting up the whole roof. It’s look like a big Mexican souped Chevy threw up all over the WWII deco.
“Keep going down this street” I said, “I want to see the old mansions.
Let me explain.
In 1904, St. Louis had a World’s Fair. They had countries from all over the world, and all the states were represented. Some of the houses on this street are filled with old mansions left over from that er
Most of them have no fewer than 36 rooms. They truly are beautiful…I know, I’ve seen the insides of some of them.
Tonight, as we were driving, I was looking at the mansion, and in one of them. I saw a big Screen TV. And in front of that screen was a black man watching…no doubt the Democratic Convention
This house is at least a $10 million dollar home.
And that’s why, I don’t’ understand it, when the race card is played. We have more black millionaires in the country than white, in accordance to the percentage of the racial population, and yet they keep up the shrill of “free education, free houses, free this…free that.”
It’s really…just legal extortion. Done in the name of racial equality.
When we got home, I was glad to kick off my high heels…(Shoes I no longer like to wear) and turned on the Cable just in time to see the Patriotic theme of Obama’s speech…(What was that picture of stained glass going around the internet?) as if putting the American flag behind you is going to make any of us believe Obama is a patriot.
“I’m not a candidate, I’m President.” he proclaimed to large applause.
Nobody Thinks THAT is Obama’s biggest failures is—his own delusion. America’s cities are dead.. It truly is worse than we all thought. Communism will not solve our problems.
If Obama remains in office, we will never be America again.
God then help us all.



















