Obama’s Pantisocracy Spelled Backwards
Nobody’s Opinion
Obama has had a busy week. There was the Obama-MLK-Mao-Black Power resurrection at the feet of Aretha Franklin on Sunday; and we’ve all been watching the “DAY OF RAGE” world riots endorsed by Obama’s many friends; You know..the Nazi-Communist, bored, old, and drugged-up hippies. and NAACP, unions, university students, and many thousands of unemployed who just don’t know what to do, so they figured they’d go and get the free food.
Hey…why not?
Obama’s show at the Martin Luther King Memorial today was for the black vote. He is losing the black vote, and he is now aggressively going back for it. And what do you do to get the blacks back? You bring out…Stevie Wonder..again. (at the MLK ceremony, where else?) No white singers allowed…real unity there, Mr. President.
It’s official— Stevie Wonder LIVES at the White House. Good God. They take him everywhere. He must sing them all to sleep. Obama has his own court jester. How cute.
And how bout’ that President sending troops over to Africa to protect the little babies? He got no complaints from Congress because everyone was watching the global riots.
Good timing there Mr. President!
You gotta love those blacks in Africa: Mutilation, slaves, rape–they just can’t seem to control themselves. And that was even BEFORE the Muslim religion gave them an excuse.
John McCain and Carl Rove even gave their approval.
Killing bin Laden was such a thrill that Obama ordered a kill on a Muslim with a drone last week, who happened to be an American citizen. What happened to Obama and Holder wanting to give terrorists a fair trial here in America? Remember all that Guantanamo stuff? And they weren’t even citizens.
Not that I care that they killed a terrorist, it’s their hypocrisy that bothers me.
In his speech today on the National Mall, Obama made it clear: he wants more redistribution from the “rich” to the “poor.” Translation: more money taken from the whites and given to the blacks and the Latino’s.
The blacks haven’t figured out yet that soon they will be paying for the Latino babies…and their babies will someday lose a job or an college education because Latino’s will get first call. They haven’t figured out that they will be outnumbered due to the fact that…
You tell me. I won’t call them stupid, just Obamazombieized.
‘President’ Obama talked of ‘one nation’…but there were not many whites there. They forgot to invite them I guess. Nobody Remembers Obama and Michelle walking to the White House on the day of his inauguration: it was a sea of solid black faces on each side.
And they call whites racists? Anyone who says that is one himself. You can bet the White House farm on it. And speaking of farm animals…
Nobody’s Perfect; Sean Penn, said that the tea party wants to lynch the “n” in the White House. He bases this on the fact that all tea party people are white and they hate black people. He does not mention that the favorite candidate so far of the tea party, is a black man named Herman Cain. Sean Penn needs to be pointing out the fact that he’s actually blacker than Obama…obviously they don’t know.
Nobody Hopes this guy is not reproducing.
Nobody Knows just what Obama’s policies are concerning Iraq and Iran. Democrats like Diana Feinstein are hollering for us to go in and attack Iran. Really? Obama ran on being the man who was going to BRING THE BOYS HOME, but he’s not any different than Bush really. Uh…he’s had three years to take care of Iran, and NOW he wants sanctions?
Do we even have the money for WWIII? Uh…no, which is exactly why they will start it.
Nobody Cares Check out those guys in that video. I had to post that. Nobody wonders if they even had an amp for the guitar OR the bass.
Frankly, I’m grateful for the little things like idiots that can’t figure out that….NO ONE CAN HEAR THEM!
And notice the guy in the back..He thinks he’s in the Grateful Dead. We’d be more grateful if he WAS…dead that is…and from the looks of him that grateful moment could come at any minute.
As for the drummer…I think they should put him on Saturday Night Live right at the moment Mayor Bloomberg says, “I’m with YA- Fuck YOU USA!”
You know what? The USA doesn’t want you guys…go play at Sean Penn’s house where…
Nobody Wins–when another President sells out American jobs overseas— which is exactly what Obama did this week with South Korea. You would have though he invented peanut butter the way he praised himself over and over. He even brought the President of South Korea over here to stand and insult us all.. in Detroit. It was humiliating. How many years have we fought and paid for their freedom?
Phyllis Schlafly tells you the real deal:
We are told KORUS will create more exports, but the principal exports will be American jobs. The Economic Policy Institute estimates that KORUS will cost us 159,000 jobs. Obama claims that KORUS will create 70,000 low-paying in sourced jobs (of Americans working for foreign employers). But even if true, which is doubtful, that’s less than half the well-paying jobs the U.S. will lose. KORUS will make it impossible for us to prevent foreigners from taking over entire U.S. industries, which they can buy with the U.S. dollars they accumulate from our balance of trade deficit. KORUS will effectively nullify U.S.laws and regulations that restrict economic monopolies.
U.S. regulation of food imports is already under attack in the World Trade Organization, and KORUS will give Korea the right to limit our ability to regulate the quality of food imports. We will lose our ability to protect ourselves from contaminated and toxic foods. foreigners simply replace their tariffs with a VAT (Value Added Tax), and KORUS does nothing to remedy or reduce this gross unfairness. Fifty thousand Americans gave their lives in the 1950s to keep South Korea free, and we’ve maintained an expensive border patrol ever since to protect against Communist North Korea, so South Korea doesn’t have to provide its own defense. We shouldn’t give South Korea American jobs, too.
But he just did. On a good note….
Nobody’s Fool: Congress did not pass Obama’s dream of high-speed trains to cover the whole continent. The drugs coming into Tampa will not get a fast ride to Orlando. Guess the Mexicans will just have to keep on driving those trucks.
Warren Buffet bought up a LOT of US Monoploy Railroads– so don’t expect this disappear.
Nobody Wonders when the globalists are going to quit? Did you know that the Carnegie Endowment fund, in 1940, had plans to merge the US with Russia? They are (G-20) now suggesting the European union has not failed …oh no. What they want is all 27 countries to give up all sovereign rights to Brussels. I thought they already did that, but what do I know?
Geithner wants us to throw in some trillions to make it happen.
Nobody Flashes: Guess what? Obama took that long-care insurance that he put into his Obamacare out, so that not only will the doctors tell you…go home and die, you won’t get any nurse by your bed to change your diapers after that stroke.
And YOU thought he loved you!
Nobody Remembers: While we wonder what is happening to the world, and how Obama can get up and give speech after speech, as if nothing has changed in the last 3 years, consider this quote from George Soros..who by the way, has his eyes on oil wells in Uganda…soon to be handed over to him by Obama.
“In short, we need a global society to support our global economy,” Soros said. “The sovereignty of states must be subordinated to international law and international institutions.”
Nobody Thinks– The elitists better watch out…they are outnumbered, and by the looks of some of the people in Italy today..they might want to take a few “rich” people to the Coliseum and throw them in with a few other elites…
It would NOT be pretty…but they could practice their pantisocracy while we all watch.
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Did J.P. Morgan Sink the Titanic?
Nobody Knows 
Obama has started the class warfare fights, and the riots on Wall Street are out to get the rich. The rich are being held up as villains to be crushed. Thousands are marching in New York and Washington D.C. searching for rich men to picket, that is, after they finish having sex in the tent.
Well, what else is new? On the good side… most people now know they have been ripped off. On the bad side, most of those people protesting on Wall Street are not thinking, and they suffer from a bad education. They think the answer is free everything, that it was capitalism that ruined them, and Marxist/communism is the only way to go.
The real way to go is let the rich get rich. BUT..make sure there is a fair playing field.
No monopolies, and that includes the monopolies in our government. Both Republican and Democrat have let huge mergers go on for the last twenty years, until there will soon be, only one company: The state.
The rule of law is no more. The problem lies with both: Government AND their multinational sponsors, which include..other countries.
Our founders wanted a “government of laws and not of men.” (John Adams) and we haven’t been that for quite a long lonesome time. You can expect the powerful to grab as much money they can, when laws are broken, ignored, or not enforced.
Many think that the United States has gone from a soft socialism into a hard-care fascism and it’s going to be hard to reverse. It’s almost as if our government (Paulson) got together with the top rich guys, (and bankers) and then said, “We are crashing the dollar boys, if you help us, we will look the other way while you take a big percentage of this stimulus for yourself…a payoff. Take it now, because at some time, we will have to come after you. So…now is the time for you to grab your piece of the pie. ”
Just like in the Titanic. It was the rich who got to the boats first.
Everyone who writes or thinks, compares the sinking of the Titanic to the sinking of America. There were only a few lifeboats, and the poor were chained below. They were not even allowed up top.
And that’s exactly how most people in America feel right now. We are all being chained to the bottom deck. Very soon, only the rich will be able to afford to put their kids through college or even fly much.
Nothing new here: almost all cultures on the planet have their castes..but I found this yesterday.
Nobody Remembers that after the Titanic sank, Senator Alden Smith of Michigan, who was a fierce opponent of Titanic investor J.P. Morgan, convened a hearing. He saw the disaster as a direct result of corporate greed and elitist luxury…said this:
From George Magazine, Dec., 1997
“We’re running mad with the lust of wealth and of power and of ambition. We are separating society into castes. It takes a terrible warning to bring us back to our moorings and our senses.” He said this because labor leaders claimed that Morgan “had fattened is pickets from the conditions that made inevitable this feast of death.”
Jeffery Immelt would have done the same. Anything to save a buck.
The Titanic sank in 3 hours. 2,228 were on board, and 705 survived. Those who saw the movie got the point of how the poor were treated. Of those who went down with the ship:
- 130 first-class passengers
- 166 second-class passengers
- 536 third-class passengers
- 685 crew members
For the last two years, dozens of commentators and experts have been trying to warn all the people of America to get ready for the rough times ahead.
Frankly, Nobody Thinks that the rich have known about the sinking of America for a long time, and that’s why they are grabbing as much as they can, as fast as they can. The rest of us will go down with the ship.
But..there IS hope…
The way I look at it, if the men who fought with George Washington at Valley Forge could bear not even having shoes in the coldest of winters, real liberty lovers will rise up. Wether it’s the tea party, or the leftist loonies following the leftist loonies in the White House.
EVERYBODY is pissed off.
Nobody Gets Email: My Fingers Will NOT Cramp…
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s a guy we all can relate too…
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— Carmen Miranda-McCleery
Staying on the “common” sense road of the good common men, here’s a man from America, who is not going to be invited to the White House anytime soon!
(Thanks to Pattie)
Obama Speaks to the Nation, Without Bo
Nobody Cares
Nobody watched Obama’s speech today. At least, half of it… anymore and I would have needed two cases of Red Bull. Here’s the problem.:If you are not a well read person, and you get all your news from TV…you would have thought that most of Obama’s BS, about how nothing is his fault but the other parties, actually had some truth to it. Obama doesn’t talk to us like adults, he talks down to everyone. And this Nobody wants to know who is writing this guy’s speeches. Anyway, here’s short summary.
What did Obama tell the nation in his speech today?
Obama— Now, children: I am going to protect you from those big evil banks. When there is an unfairness in any business, trust me, I will be there to save the American people from outlandish fees that the banks are putting on every single poor citizen in this country.
KID— But, my daddy says the reason he can’t buy me that new video game is because the government takes too much taxes out of his paycheck? Is the bank taking money out too?
Obama— Well no, but the bank did some things that were…not nice. LEGAL, but not very nice.
KID—My mommy said that they should have gone to jail.
Obama— Well, we can’t do anything about that, but if my new jobs bill is passed, your daddy and mommy will never have to drive over that scary bridge every morning. You like that don’t you?
KIDS—What’s wrong with the bridge?
Obama—Every single bridge in America is falling apart kids. Your daddy or mommy might fall off those bridges some day and have to go to the hospital.
KID— My daddy says that we don’t have the money to build new bridges.
Obama— Well, if we pass this new jobs bill, we will…we’ve already figured out a way to pay for it!
KIDs—Really?
Obama: Yes, your mommy and daddy will pay for it, by the fact that, with the new rules under the EPA, under my guidance, we will have to necessarily raise all the utility bills. The good news is, we won’t have to borrow from China!
KID: oh.
Obama: Any more questions?
KID: Uh…mommy says solar panels don’t work, is that true?
Obama: Well, that’s just nonsense…of course they do. In fact in my jobs plan we will give billions of dollars to new companies in order for us to compete with China who is already beyond us in this field. We don’t want that to happen, do we? Have China be better than us in new energy?
KID: But, isn’t China also beating us in the space race? I heard they were going to the moon? Are we going to the Moon?
Obama: We’ve already been there sweetheart.
KID: Daddy says you sent guns to the Mexicans.
Obama: No, I did not. But, I did kill Osama bin Laden.
KID: But, the guns might come over here and hurt us.
Obama: I don’t want you to be scared about that. We are going to deport all the illegal’s who are criminals from our country. And also, Hillary Clinton ..has signed a small arms treaty with the United Nations to protect all American from guns. We will be gathering all the dangerous guns up in the very near future…so that you won’t have to worry.
KIDs: Mr. President: Can I still eat a cupcake?
Obama: Sure you can…just don’t get fat! Uh any more questions?
KID: Are Republicans mean?
Obama: Well…in a way they are. They are keeping teachers and firemen from getting back their old jobs. And every time I try to do something they block me. And that means, they are blocking the voice of the American people because kids, we live in a democracy, and you know what that means?
KIDs: NO
Obama: it means that whoever won the election gets to rule. And I won.
Obama: Now, before I go…can anyone tell me what I am saying here? (points to picture of himself in book)
One KID jumps up and down with his hand held high…
Obama: YES?
KID: You’re saying CUPCAKES for everyone if we pass the jobs bill!
Obama: Well, yes I am.
(Obama turns to his aid and whispers: “Give that kid a gold star, and invite him to my next State of the Union. I want to use him in that infomercial…What happened to that damn dog? Didn’t I tell you to get Bo here for this thing? Well go take the plane and get him!
Smut Peddlers Who Care…
Nobody Remembers
Larry Flynt came out this week and offered his usual $1 million dollars to anyone who had any kind of sex with Rick Perry. Rick must feel honored. He got offered MORE than Casey Anthony. Larry only offered her $500,000 to pose nude in his magazine. Nobody Remembers that this is not the first time Larry has tried to get the dirty digs and ruin the political careers of Republicans, although, Nobody Remembers that Larry once ran for political office as one, years ago.
No doubt, wearing a Halloween mask.
Back in 1998, Bob Livingston, Speaker of the Republican House, resigned after he heard that Hustler had the goods on him. At the time Larry was helping out his old outhouse buddy, Bill Clinton, and did a fine job at it too. After all, Bill was not the only one having “affairs” with Cuban cigars. Bill sent his bull-dog out to get the Republicans, and he did.
This is all so Mafia…really. Liberals hang around in the same circles of smut. Therefore, there is that natural attraction. They probably even sniff each other’s butts. (Okay, these images come into my mind when I see Larry’s picture..I instantly think: Dog–sorry.)
Larry is die-hard, bi-polar, atheist, Democrat— although he once professed to be an evangelical Christian after meeting Jimmy Carter’s sister. And for all his babbling about ‘free speech rights,’ the Democrats won’t even let you utter a word that they do not agree with. But THEY can call you Nazi, raciest, and bigot.
Republicans have no free speech rights, but Larry doesn’t care as long as they buy his magazines and go to his clubs. He is THE poster boy for the Democratic Club of whores if I may add.. and will do anything to help them out. Why he is not trying to find dirt on Mitt Romney tells you at least, that he considers Mitt a man of his liking. 
Poor Larry. He was raised by his mother and grandmother in extreme poverty and therefore grew up and started strip clubs, no doubt caused by the absence of a father. (Nobody makes this psychological stuff up.) He started the Hustler Magazines because his strip clubs were losing money (during Jimmy Carter’s recession) and so, to pay for the startup of the magazine, he deferred payments of sales taxes his clubs owned for their “activities.”
He did NOT go to jail. Why is that?
And that’s not all. He was once sentenced to 25 years for organized crime , and served six days. BUT…some great judge did send him to jail once for six months for wearing an American Flag as a diaper.
Nobody would have given him ten years.
After he got out, he was a candidate in the recall election of California Governor Gray Davies, calling himself a “smut peddler who cares.” That just about sums up every speech by every liberal I’ve ever heard. And if that isn’t absurd: Nobody remembers another quote from the great Larry Flynt:
“Just because I publish pornography does not mean that I am not concerned about the social ills that all of us are.”
You have it. According to Larry porn is not a social ill, but WE are. Go tell that to all the people who have been killed by the serial killers who get addicted to it. Not to mention, porn is the biggest money making industry on the planet.
Tell me, why aren’t all these CEO’s of porn on the Forbes 500 lists? Mmmmm? Surely they make more than Warren Buffet. You know they do. I know they do. They just don’t want anyone else to know they do, least we follow the dots.
Now, if Larry wanted to make more than a million: He should make an offer for someone to come up with smut on ‘President’ Obama. Why settle for less money, when you can have MORE Larry?
Think about it. If the Republicans could get smut on Obama they would. So…the logical analysis in my nobody mind on this point of absence by conservatives, is that all smut is owned by democrats.
The Smut Peddlers who care.
Will the Real Flake Please Sit Down…?
Nobody Flashes:
If you, like me, worry about the superior speaking ability of Obama in this upcoming election–his superb way of holding his head high, and how he always sounds like he knows what he is talking about–let us compare him to this fine chap, Daniel Hannan, conservative from South England. Someone who REALLY knows how to use the English language.
Obama without his teleprompter is like Helen Keller without her braille. We’d do well to remember that. (Enjoy the Flake! )
Nobody Gets Email: A 9/11 Rant
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s another one of my favorite ranters! And a very fitting lesson for the 9/11 weekend. The ending is especially wonderful.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to my liberal friend, JR)
President “Wannabe” Obama
Real Americans
Nobody Cares
Me and JQA...
After watching the Republican debate last night, I really didn’t care to watch ‘President’ Obama read his thoughts on how America was going to smash the deficit barrier with green jobs and FDR’s remake of rebuilding our infrastructure. God knows, after all the tornadoes, fires, earthquakes, flyover of Air Force One, Google vacuuming vast volumes of electricity, blackouts, and floods— we do need it, but by the time Obama gets his own ideas off his teleprompter, he will be long gone…Unless of course we get attacked right before the election, which, according to many psychologists who have labeled him a psychotic narcissist dealing with a less than full deck, it’s an attack we could very well expect.
Our lives seem to go on, and America is like a runaway train, heading for a major collision, like in the movie “Unstoppable.” Sure it could be stopped, but with Timmy Giethner at the helm, it’s not likely to happen. Somebody call Denzel Washington…maybe HE could tell Obama to put on the brakes. (good movie. )
Anyway, I wanted to tell a small story about my trip to the famous Arch. The “Gateway to the West.” The steel monument that is a favorite stop for Indiana vacationers, and anyone else who has a bucket list of tall stuff to visit.
Arch of St. Louis
I went with my friend Pattie, who weighs all of 2 pounds, and my husband. The elevator to the top fits only five people. Its shaped like an egg, and you go up the leg, and then get out, and climb about fifty steps and there you are at the top. It’s a pretty quick trip.
The top (see fuzzy picture) is not too big. And there we were, leaning over and looking at the one small riverboat below, when I heard it: someone was singing, in a loud voice, and in a language I didn’t even recognize. I was trying to talk to my friends, and I said.
- Me at top of Arch
“I don’t know, I can’t hear you because someone just feels like singing!”
Then, a middle age lady came over to me and whispered..”He’s saying his prayers..shssss” as if…as if..I should understand that in America, if someone wants to sing loud prayers annoying everyone at the top of the arch, we need to respect that.
As I looked over, there he was: a black man in a white Muslim dress..you know, all the way down to his feet, and a pretty little hat, all lined in some kind of gold trim. You didn’t have to use much instinct to know that this guy was TRYING to annoy us all. His giveaway? The grin on his face, and the fact that he was praying to San Francisco, not Mecca. Not that San Francisco doesn’t need prayers.
On the way down, we happened to get a couple in the elevator who were so fat, they both took up three seats, and didn’t even want us to get in. We could have said “Sure, we’ll catch the next one.” but I was not going to spend another two minutes listening to Michael Muslim yodel. Good thing Pattie weights 2 pounds.
When we got back down again, we saw the “Muslim” walking with his girlfriend, holding hands, and she had on a very pretty shimmering outfit, very Las Vegas style— Muslim wannabes.
If I had to do it over again, I would have broke into the National Anthem. In fact, next time I see a Muslims praying, that’s exactly what I intend to do—which brings me back to the Republican debates and Obama.
When asked about immigration, Rick Santorum, Republican candidate from Pennsylvania, went into his Italian mother and father coming over and we should welcome all immigrants, yada, yada, yada,…failing to mention that his parents learned English, and did not get instant Social Security, full medical benefits, and a free college education. Many Mexicans are not assimilating, and neither are the Muslims.
And with a President Wannabe, who has shown no intention whatsoever of becomiing a real American…what else can we expect?
Nobody’s Perfect: Hoffa VS Cockoo Man
Nobody’s Perfect
This week’s contest for less than desirable traits among the earth’s vast network of DNA mud slugs, is between Jimmy Hoffa Jr. and the “I’m Cuckoo for Coco Puffs” man.
Let’s start with Jimmy. Just as the coconut doesn’t fall very far from the coconut tree, Jimmy Hoffa Jr. is pretty much the carbon-nut copy of his prison-abiding papa. (May God not rest his soul wherever it is.)
Obama is also a close carbon f his Muslim communist father— so who is surprised that they are getting together? When helping Obama get elected on Labor Day by speaking for him in Detroit, the lovable son of the AFL-CIO, Jimmy Hoffa, Let’s beat their brains out,— said he wanted to “Take those sons of bitches out!” Jimmy Jr. has declared war, evoking images from the movie Independence Day, comparing tea party people to slimy aliens.
The “tea party ” people, according to Jimmy, are the reason BIG companies are sending jobs overseas. Right— if union members believe that it’s the tea party people that are sending their jobs overseas, then they also believe that Richard Nixon pardoned Jimmy Hoffa Senior because he thought the man was innocent.
Speaking as a warm-up for “If they bring a knife to the fight, we’ll bring a gun.” President Obama, Jimmy attacked the “tea party.” Yes, those people who elected in a landslide, more conservative representatives in sixty years, and who went to Washington, and…
Didn’t do a thing to stop Obama.
Oh…those people are dangerous. Still, they are out there like maggots just waiting to rot out Jimmy’s plan for billion-dollar union trust funds in order to put more judges and politicians in their pockets, so the stakes are high. Building a global union is going to take money.
General Jimmy is not only busy with running UPS, (Our Post Office’s main competition.) his union warriors are fighting hard for another strike.
“I don’t want to see any more concession,” said Gary Farris, a Kentucky based Ford plant employee. “I’d like to get a raise we haven’t had a raise for a long time.” (duh)
So, this strike has nothing to do with the following news, as we all know, aliens have taken over the Ford company:
US auto giant Ford has started construction on a $1 billion manufacturing and engineering complex in India as it bets on the country to help drive global growth, a company statement said on Tuesday
Now, let’s to the other warrior: Mr. Bayon Andre Wonace.
- Cuckoo Man
“The man was marching like a drum major, holding the sword (samurai) moving it up and down in rhythm with his marching cadence.”
If you were on traveling Interstate 65 in Indiana on Sunday afternoon near U.S. Highway 30, you would have seen this brave warrior, marching no doubt to Detroit to join Jimmy.
I’m having trouble picking between the two, they are so much alike, its’ scary. Jimmy just has a better way with words.
Forget the tea party people: the real danger to America is having organized union thugs forever joined at the hip to Presidents. President George Bush appointed Jimmy Jr. to the Advisory Committee for Trade Policy and Negotiations. And, despite what they tell you on the news, it’s going to get bigger and bigger with the help of our Presidents.
Frustrated with the AFL-CIO’s lack of emphasis on organizing, the Teamsters Union and the Service Employees International Union (SEIU) split from teh AFL-CIO on July 25, 2005. The group of breakaway unions, which later included the Laborer’s United Farm Workers and United Food and Commercial Workers Union, formed their own group named the Change to Win Federation.
If I had to pick the lesser of the two evils, I’d pick the Cuckoo for Coco Puffs man. At least he’s aware that he’s nuts.
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Progressively Fear-Baiting Puppies
Nobody’s Opinion: Here we go again: Katia the hurricane is heading for New Orleans. Really, the nerve. She should have gone to Texas, because about right now, you could do a fast quick-step in the dirt, cause a spark, and burn down half of Dallas it’s so dry. New Orleans doesn’t need more mud on Bourbon Street, the participation from urination will keep it wet well through 2050.
But, we live in the world of “Hurry up and make it sound ominously like the end.” I realized that we are getting minute by minute updates on disasters, storms, debt crisis, and terrorists, and it’s becoming annoying. I get extremely overly excited when I see a puppy commercial now because I’m getting so desperate for something normal to come on TV.
“Look…Look…a puppy! A puppy!”
I’m not proud of this, but I figure it’s not my fault. I’m becoming Armageddon challenged.
I was pretty scared by Kim’s Kardashian’s wedding myself. I find myself praying that she would NOT bear children. Can you just imagine their children? What is he…six feet fourteen? Mixed that with 64tripleD boobs…we are talking a whole new species. The planet doesn’t have that much room.
I was thinking about the fear factor today, and how the news is ALWAYS bad, and decided to make a list of all the things I’m suppose to fear from both parties, in order to get a logical perspective:
Democrats:
Pollution:
1. Take it from Daryl Hanna: if you burn oil in your car, you are destroying the very water, food, and air that you breath. If a pipeline is built down through the United States from Canada, it will spill into the aqueducts and kill all the poor illegal’s in New Mexico, who will be drinking it out of the local desert spigots. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty dire.
The fact that those tanks from Fema that are meant to protect DreamWorks won’t be needed anymore because the sheer volume of oil, if it should happen to escape the pipeline, will destroy Los Angeles, along with Steven’s famous props from JAWS.
Almost makes you want to give Daryl a big hug. Go ahead guys. She probably hasn’t had a good hug since John-John left her for that other blond.
AND MORE Pollution:
2. Al Gore is right. He won, and the earth lost because Al did not become President and therefore we have to close down all the parks in California, so that the Bohemian Grove can fit more people in it this year. Obama is bringing his whole tribe from Kenya, and they need to build more tents. In fact he plans to leave them there. That’s why they have to close the parks to the public. God forbid they wander into the Redwood forest and find drunk Kenyan’s roasting Mexicans.
The rich this year have so much discuss: Basically, how do they keep the banks printing enough money so that Fannie and Freddie can give more homes to Obama’s new arrivals, and kept their bonuses coming on strong? And …should they let Janet Napolitano dress in drag this year?
Jobs
3. The poor illegal immigrants must get amnesty, or America is doomed. As Bill Clinton warned, without new young Nino’s, wino’s and Nina’s, those guys in DC will have to take less. Besides, they are starving, and if that tea party doesn’t let them in, then we just won’t kick them out. If we have no more gardeners, fruit pickers and welfare recipients, the country will just collapse. After all, politicians have a lot of pools to clean.
SEX
4. Most important on of all, we need to protect the gays. If we DONT protect the gays, then who will the women turn to when those mean, nasty, and chauvinistic men divorce them? There are so many starving children in the world, and if we have more gays adopting, we can truly have a diversified America. The future of the world depends on it.
Doomsday
5. The tea party people are going to destroy the planet. They must die. They are old, and hopefully they will die, because they have planned to lynch the blacks. In fact, every black should start circling around the banks because that’s where the tea party people have their money. The blacks have no jobs because tea party people think the racist Constitution is something they want to save. Good thing they have a black President to point that out.
6. Sarah Palin, might run for President. If that happens, progressives will have to move for real.
Republicans:
Total FUBAR:
1. Obama
2. Obama
3. Obama
4., 5., 6, Obama.
Okay, what more can he do?
And most importantly, what can we do?
I suggest, we replace all Democrats with puppies. I’m at a loss for logical solutions.
Nobody NOTES: Okay, they are using the fear factor to bring us to our knees every day, but there is ONE fear that happened to really work. When the American people found out that Obama supported a Mosque being built right by ground zero, they got really mad. I’m not making this up. All of a sudden the thought of Texans walking down fifth avenue sent the snobs on Martha’s Vineyard into a real tizzy.
SUDDENLY, a new building appeared out of thin air… after ten long years of nothing, and it’s reported on every single day by Fox News. As if to say…”Okay! Okay! Calm down! We are building something—.jeez!
But…just don’t pray there.”
Maybe we should replace all Muslims with puppies too. The planet would thank us.
(Nobody notes: Please, before you think I hate all Muslims, it’s the religion stupid, not the people.)
If It Looks Like Fascism: Walks Like Fascism: It Sure as Hell Ain’t Cherry Pie
Nobody Remembers
I remember my dear departed mother that day…when she saw little Elian Gonzales being taken away at gunpoint in Miami, in the middle of the night. Big burly soldier were pointing their guns at an unarmed family. Little Elian was torn out from the arms of the man who saved him from the water, after of course, his mother drowned trying to get her son to America…away from Castro. My mother screamed in horror..and despair:
“America is dead! Oh lord..it’s dead…it’s dead..!!..”
My mother had survived World War II, and while many already in American were passive to the event, not the older ones. Not the men and women who had fought the Nazi’s and the Fascists, and the Japs.
Our schools had already done a fine job of erasing those moments in time, but still, that was NOT suppose to happen in America. Janet Reno took a small boy, and gave him BACK to Castro.
Neither one of could believe our own eyes. We felt the same way when they basically burned down the innocents at Waco. Tanks were used then. But the media made those “armed” citizens out to be a threat. Not as much as Janet. Little children were burned.
Too bad. They were religious zealous we were told.
Today I was listening to the President of Gibson Guitars, Henry Juszkiewicz, described how armed men had come into his company, threatened his workers, and confiscated enough wood to put production back a month. It was all legal of course, but he was told if he moved his plant to Madagascar, then they would leave him alone.
Face it America…we are witnessing American Fascism. And we…remain silent.
You see, we have been brainwashed to never question the affairs of our government. Our media TELLS us about it, but then moves on to the latest weather storm.
Well, that Gibson Guitar Company has been running porn for..wait. They have done nothing wrong at all, while our own government sells weapons to drug cartels.
Who’s the criminal here?
Do not doubt them. And if you do, guns will come into your business, or home.
Now, go across the Atlantic to Russia, where BP, has an office.:
British Petroleum (BP) was visited by bailiffs and about 15 armed special forces with machine guns in Moscow office on Wednesday, saying it was “part of a pressure campaign against BP.” What did BP do? Well, they were negotiating with the Russian oil Major Rosneft to drill in the Arctic. And then all of a sudden the contract was given to ExxonMobil.
Cliff Kupchan, a Russian specialist in Washington said the BP raid reminds us of the “continuing, often capricious, non rule of law based business environment that frequently impairs business in Russia.”
Can you say that bursting into any business with guns waving in a guitar factory is NOT capricious, with no rule of law” is impairing business here in America? This only happens in communist Russia, or China we say.
Nope…it happening here. I bet we don’t hear about half of the stuff going on. I’m convinced that media is covering most of it up. .”It happened to HIM not me.” we say to ourselves.
But, it’s only a matter of time.
Will B.B. King speak up? Chuck Berry? Gene Simmons? Bono? Anybody? Think about it, I’m sure there are plenty of musicians mad as hell about his, but you do not see one of them on the any station.
I was reading about this on Glenn Beck, and I picked the most interesting comments from his readers:
It’s called Internationalism and it is being pushed by the U.N.. In this extreme concept of Internationalism the wealthy nations must be brought down and the poor nations brought up, at the expense of the wealthy, in order to create a more uniform global market place.
This concept is not new and it is being taught in many of our schools. It is imported from Geneva, Switzerland, and it is called the International Baccalaureate Program (IB). The International Baccalaureate organization is an NGO of the U.N.. It does not support our Bill of Rights. It supports and promulgates the U.N. declaration of Human Rights, something quite different. It is anti-American.Well if you tell Right to work states to shift manufacturing to favored third world nations where Trumpka is trying to organize them, then you pave the way for their left wing utopia at the expense of American workers & the ability to lead independent lives free from the government or collectivist union leaches.
On another blog someone from Austria saw the Gibson story and pointed out this was straight up fascism at work. Every other guitar company is unionized & contribute to democrats – welcome to left wing neo-f
One of Gibson’s leading competitors is C.F. Martin & Company. The C.E.O., Chris Martin IV, is a long-time Democratic supporter, with $35,400 in contributions to Democratic candidates and the DNC over the past couple of election cycles. According to C.F. Martin’s catalog, several of their guitars contain “East Indian Rosewood.” In case you were wondering, that is the exact same wood in at least ten of Gibson’s guitars.
There you go…the little nobody’s know what’s happening, thank God. NOW..anyone who EVER picked up a guitar, should be screaming and writing Congress.
My first guitar: L-4 CES Mahogany-Electric
And remember…drink your tea.
Nobody Wins when a govenment comes in with guns on law- abiding citizens.
Nobody’s Perfect, No. 2: Bernice King VS Michelle Bachmann
Nobody’s Perfect
Let me say right off: The reason I posted Michelle’s big blooper on “Elvis’s birthday” (when it was actually the day he died) was because, I have wasted too much time searching for the “mistake” that Bernice King made at the MLK memorial ceremony. She said that President Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence, which was equally as amazing.
So, let’s compare: Michelle is running for the Presidency. Should she know Elvis’s birthday? Some people might say that Elvis was just as important to America as Martin Luther King. My neighbor for one. Is Elvis’s birthday going to effect her dicisions in the White House? Probably not. The only person insulted by this really idiotic mistake would be Elvis fans.
And then, we have Bernice King, who reads right through her speech at the memorial for her father and says that Abraham Lincoln signed The Declaration of Independence.
Excuse me? Did Popeye sign The Constitution? Did Jesse Jackson tour with the the Dave Clark Five? Was it the white people who sold their fellow countrymen to slavery? Did Obama say the United States has 57 states?
Oh..well,—yes he did…and he went to HARVARD.
Was Daddy King so busy marching for civil rights that he forgot to teach his kids anything? One thing King’s children DO know how to do is milk the taxpayers. The Kings have been making big money off their daddy’s name for years, and this memorial was no exception.
What bothered me the most was her comparing Lincoln “sitting down” and MLK “standing up.” (See video here) What was she saying? The blacks will rule everyone in the future. Hang in there. Someday, Martin Luther King will write the NEW Declaration of Black Independence, where diversity is mandated to mean that every black will get hired before every white, as is their American right, and I suppose that it will be said by future KINGS that Abraham Lincoln signed that too.
Nobody is bothered by this: John Adams and his son John Quincy Adams, the ONLY founders who refused to own slaves, and fought every single day for the blacks to be free against the Democrats in the Congress, still have no memorial. Without JQA, the subject of slavery would have never been discussed. Think how history would have been effected.
The Adams’ have only a mere few quotes on the side of the Smithsonian, which by the way, Bernice King should be thankful about because it was JQA who dreamed of the Smithsonian and held the money donated for the Smithsonian from Congress to be used, only for that purpose.
Imagine if JQA had been President, in modern times, Social Security would never have been touched. If not for him, the mall wouldn’t even had existed for future blacks to go visit their memorial. You can bet that if MS King doesn’t know that Lincoln did not sign the Declaration of Independence, she had no clue who John Quincy Adams was. But…she might know Elvis’s birthday…what do you think?
So,—What gal gets the most Kudo’s for making statements of ignorance harmful to the nation?
Nobody Thinks— you already know.
One last Nobody remark: Many are forgiving both these women for just being “nervous.” Michelle, I think, has apologised.— Has Bernice?
It’s Against the Law to Stay in New York, unless of course, You’re Illegal!
Nobody Reports
Yesterday Mayor Bloomberg finally addressed the severe illegal immigrant problem in New York.
“Staying behind is dangerous, staying behind is foolish, and it’s against the law, and we urge everyone in the evacuation zones not to wait until gale-force winds,” he said in a news conference from Coney Island as rain began to fall. “The time to leave is right now.”
Wait..no…he was talking about the true citizens of New York leaving because of Irene the massive hurricane that sort of did not become so massive. In other words, if you are born here, you’d better get out of new York because–as the man of integrity and sound rule of law says:
“It’s against the law to stay.”
Too bad he doesn’t apply that same logic to illegal aliens, because it really is against the law for all illegal immigrants to stay.
And it’s also too bad we will never hear Mayor Bloomberg say to the illegals, “The time to leave is right now.”
Gee Mayor…it took a hurricane to inspire those words?
In the meantime, President Obama is managing the whole FEMA operation all by himself, and taking charge of the hurricane as reported yesterday in Australia. Nobody thinks he did NOT want to let our Aussie friends down when he was heading out for Air Force One, and took command!
Bravo to our brave friends “down under” for making our President look like he’s doing something. And look carefully, he even has his own FEMA desk plate. That’s because nobody at FEMA would know who that fellow is if the sign wasn’t there.
Now…I wonder just how many people are walking up and down stairs tonight since Bloomberg said he was going to turn off all the elevators in all the buildings in New York? There MUST be a New York law that says you cannot put people in harm’s way by turning off their electricity so that they are stuck in the 99th floor and die of the heat, because otherwise, the Mayor would have left them on.
But there IS good news! At least, we are not in Tripoli,…wait…Tripoli has no electric, no water, no food…uh…isn’t Obama in charge of that too?
Okay, it’s Saturday night… New Yorker’s!! Hang in there! We are with ya!
Vernon Jordon: The Mojo Corporate Black Ace in the Hole
*****
Can anyone say…”FOUR!!!” Wait…Shultz doesn’t even play golf, poor guy. Or is he just observing the white socks? As Shultz would say if he had been their caddy for the day…
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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