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Dianne Feinstein…Shocked, That Obama Used a Drone to Spy on HER!

Nobody Flashes

A while back, Dianne Feinstein complained about the drones being used to “kill” innocents in public. And so, Obama sent a drone to spy on HER!

It’s pretty funny, to see how Obama is using his power on his enemies…especially those who dare to question him. When is the Congress going to wake up?

“When is a drone picture a benefit to society? When does it become stalking? When does it invade privacy? How close to a home can a drone go?” Feinstein said, listing questions she would like to see answered in the complex regulation process.

“I’m in my home and there’s a demonstration out front, and I go to peek out the window and there’s a drone facing me,” she recalled

See that video here. (I couldn’t find it on Youtube, it’s a trip.)

Yes Dianne, I saw my first drone at a tea party gathering in St. Louis in 2007. You KNEW they were spying on citizens then. Why are you just upset now?

Because it’s YOU? Or is it because he’s been spying on your Hollywood buddies and they don’t like it?

 

March 17, 2014 Posted by | Spy technology, Uncategorized | , , , | 3 Comments

Have You Checked Your Baby Monitor Lately?

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I was cleaning out junk yesterday in my ‘storage’ room —-you know, that room filled with…maybe I should save this, you never know when I might need an actual phone that you can plug in…(of course I have over 10 of them that I don’t need)  when I came across my old baby monitors.baby monitors

If you’ve ever had a kid, you know how much those things came in handy. I loved my  baby monitor. Since my son was born at six months, and had been on a respirator for over a month in a children’s hospital, when I finally got to bring him home, I didn’t let him out of my sight. BUT…I got tired of sitting by his crib and leaning over just to make sure he was BREATHING.  Sooner or later you have to wash the dishes.

The reason I bring this up, is I am here to inform Edward Snowden of something he forgot to mention: If you have a baby, and a baby monitor…better check it. Baby monitors are being hacked.

This from Forbes issue Feb, 2013: A Google for Hackers—

“Marc Gilbert got a horrible surprise from a stranger on this 34teh birthday in August. After the celebration had died down, the Houston resident heard an unfamiliar voice coming from his daughter room: the person was telling his sleeping 2 year old, “Wake up, you little slut.” When Gilbert rushed in, he discovered the voice was coming from his baby monitor and that whoever had taken control of it was also able to manipulate the camera. Gilbert immediately unplugged the monitor but not before the hacker had a chance to call him a moron. The monitor, made by Foscam of Shenzhen, China, lets users monitor audio and video over the internet from anywhere in the world. “

Now, one HAS to wonder why anybody would want to sit and watch a baby sleep…maybe he was hoping mom would come in and breast feed, but in the future, they want to put monitors on refrigerators so the government can actually know when you are eating and when you’re not.  A voice will come out of nowhere and say, “You are not allowed to have that today.”

This will be done of course, to protect you from terrorists.Chinses computer hacking

You know where this is going don’t you? I’m a night person. I stay up late, which means, the last time I saw the sunrise Carter was President. When your TV is hooked up to the internet, anyone will be able to turn on your camera in your bedroom, and even say things like…

“Wake up, you big slut.”

I can’t wait.

January 4, 2014 Posted by | humor, Spy technology, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

If You Can’t Tell a Patriot From a Traitor, Stop Watching Amanpour

Nobody Wonders

The liberal lefts are between a rock and a hard place, when trying to excuse the Obama administration calling Edward Snowden a traitor for telling the world what our government was doing. Many liberals are appalled that Obama is doing this. They were out of their minds when they thought Bush was doing it.

So, Obama has a problem. Just calling Snowden a traitor is not enough.

Notice how, with a little touch of association, Christiane  Amanpour puts Edward Snowden in with the same likes of Ahmadinejad and Bart Simpson, (not to be taken seriously and dangerous) thereby trying to keep her reputation as a REAL reporter, and satisfying the Obama administration.

Wuss.

December 26, 2013 Posted by | Spy technology, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Eric Schmidt: Still Creepy…

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Ha! Here’s a good laugh on a Monday afternoon…Eric Schmidt

The ‘creepy’ Google guy, Eric Schmidt, thinks that Amazon should not be allowed to use drones to deliver packages. This from a guy who will BAN your conservative writings against democrats on his Google website. He said THIS in Fortune magazine, and I quote:

 “How would you feel,” Google (GOOG) chairman Eric Schmidt asked in the Guardian last April, “if your neighbor went over and bought a commercial observation drone that they can launch from their back yard. It just flies over your house all day. How would you feel about it?”

To which I grabbed THIS quote from Philip Elmer Dewitt:

How would I feel about a drone that could snoop on me? Probably the same way I’d feel about a company that monitored all my online activities — the e-mail I send and receive, the websites I visit, the places I visit, the products I buy, the YouTubes I watch, etc. etc. — and sold that information to advertisers.

Yes, creepy Eric thinks that only governments should have drones because according to him, terrorists could get one and use it.Jeff and drones

Ha! They could do that ANYWAY. If a terrorist wants a drone, or a missile, or guns, I’m sure all he has to do is hook up with the Libyan army (who have all those US goodies) and march across our border. And he could get all those things in Mexico!

You have to laugh when one of the biggest spy networks on the planet is worried about other people spying.  Why do I call him creepy? He also said this:

The Google policy on a lot of things,” he told attendees at the Aspen Institute’s Washington Ideas Forum, “is to get right up to the creepy line and not cross it.”

The question is: What is Eric’s definition of creepy?

So therefore, every time I see Eric Schmidt I can’t help myself…I think of this guy:

December 9, 2013 Posted by | computers, humor, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Remembers..Lost U.S. Spy Planes

Nobody Remembers

Everyone was talking today about how Russia’s leader Vladimir Putin wrote a scathing remark about America in an opinion piece.. The old cold war tensions are starting to blow up again, thanks to BO…and you might think this is the first time Russia has embarrassed the United States, but it’s happened before. Before Putin, there was Nikita Khrushchev.Khrushchev

According to Brian Thomsen in the book: Lies and Propaganda Thought History, America has stepped in deep doo-doo before. We have a habit of losing our spy planes:

In 1960 the cold war was heating up and an effort to defuse the tensions there was a summit meeting for May 16, bringing together the four heads of state of the United States, Great Britain, France, and the Soviet Union. Unfortunately on May 1, a U.S. Lockheed U-2 plane disappeared over the sovereign territory of the Soviet Union.  Soviet premier Nikita Khrushchev declared that a “spy plane’ had been shot down, whereupon the United States issued a statement reaffirming the claim that the plane was a ‘weather research aircraft” and the pilot had difficulty with his oxygen equipment during a mission over Turkey” The administration stated, “There was absolutely no deliberate attempt to violate Soviet airspace and never has been.”

The U.S. was lying.

The U-2 pilot, Francis Gary Powers had left Peshwar, Pakistan, intending to fly over the Soviet Union and land at Bodo, Norway with the intention to photograph Soviet intercontinental ballistic missiles development sites in and around Sverdlovsk and Plesetsk….but he was shot down by a 14 SA-2Guideline surface-to-air missile which brought the plane down.  Powers was suppose to destroy the plane and/or himself, but he was captured after he abandoned the aircraft by parachute. The Soviets got the film, and found 7,500 rubles on him.U spy plane

Powers was put on trial for espionage, pleaded guilty (to avoid being executed) and was convicted on August 19. After serving three years hard labor he was exchanged for Soviet spy master Rudolf Abel  in 1962. The Paris summit was called off, and Eisenhower, Charles De Gaulle, Harold Macmillan, and Khrushchev. didn’t meet and things got worse.Putin cartoon

As usual to American politics, a cloak of deniability was quickly fashion for the president to protect him from scandal….of course. Later on, when asked how high he was flying on May 1, 1960, he often replied, “evidently not high enough.” Many of you do not remember, but Obama lost a valuable spy plane to Iran in 2011.  No, there wasn’t a pilot, but gee…nothing like handing over our best technology. Nobody Really remembers that now do they? That was an even bigger blooper than the U-2 taking pictures.

Yes, Nobody Remembers so I just thought I’d bring it up. Oh yes, George W. Bush lost a plane in China…but…he at least tried to get it back.

September 12, 2013 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, communism, Drones, Lockheed, Obama, planes, Presidents, Russia, Spy technology, Uncategorized, War | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Wins and Nobody Loses: Kerry, Coulter, Off Pockets and Turtle Sex

Nobody Wins

Nobody Wins: Here we have two nobody inventor winners! Don’t want Obama following you to your girlfriend’s house? Block that signal.

Okay, so I see a few bugs here. What happens when you have to make a call? It looks like you would have to take it out of the ‘pocket’ and then BAM. They’ve got cha.

Or maybe you can put your off pocket hoodie on while you’re making your call….or better yet— Get them to stop spying on you.  (Laugh here)

Wait…then the call signal won’t go out.

Anyway, the good news here is, nobody likes to be snooped on, and these two nobodies are trying to do something about it. Good for them!

Nobody Wins: Another big win this week was Ann Coulter’s last column, where she compares Saddam Hussein’s crimes to Assad. When Ann is hot, she is sizzling. Read that here.

Nobody Wins: It was a big loss today when John Kerry kept insisting to Rand Paul that bombing Syria, would not, and should not be considered taking us to war. It’s just an ‘action’ to make Assad stop using chemical weapons. It’s one thing to change the meaning of what the word ‘is’ —but, it’s quite another when your Secretary of State changes the meaning of dropping bombs on a country from a declaration of war, to some sort of friendly warning letter.

Nobody Wins: Another loss went to Miley Cyrus, who bragged about how successful her sex dance was on MTV, because she is reeling in the MONEY!  Nobody suggests she get her ears fixed.

Nobody Wins: And on a lighter note, at the zoo today, we were walking around the corner, and we kept hearing loud rhythmic GRUNTS.  We came around the corner—-and low and behold…somebody got lucky!  (Yes, I HAD to take a picture, wouldn’t you?) If you’ve never seen a Galapagos Turtle having sex, you might want to put that on your bucket list of “uh?”  I’m so sorry I did not have my movie camera. His grunts were just great.

What I did notice was that SHE was eating an apple during the whole thing. Which gave me a few ideas……

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September 4, 2013 Posted by | Animals, Ann Coulter, Just life, Uncategorized, War | , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: NSA to Gather Info on Baby’s Pee

Nobody Gets Email

I am NOT talking about the racist-race baiting President and all his buddies in the media and sports pontificating about the horrible verdict that came in the Zimmerman trial.  No. Not until tomorrow.

Today, I’m wondering if these Russians who invented a ‘smart’ diaper have a design or utility patent.

And, I thought, before I watched the video that the diaper would ring your phone when the baby needed to be change! THAT, would be something worth buying.

But no, evidently it just analyses your babies pee and no doubt send its back to Washington D.C. to be recorded.

What? They wouldn’t care to gather info on baby’s pee?

Are you SURE? I’d think twice before I put this on MY cell phone.

July 14, 2013 Posted by | technology | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Firefighters VS Mannequins

Nobody’s Perfect

First up— we have the Detroit Firemen, who are complaining about running out of toilet paper. It’s bad enough they say that they are having to take cutbacks in their big union government budgets, but the paper towels and toilet paper are not being refilled due to a mess up at the main office. Some of them are having to bring their own …from HOME!!

Second Up— We have an example of the new spy mannequin, (see video) which has face recognition software, and by the claims of this video, can tell you everything you want to know about the person standing in front of it that you will ever need to know, in order to make a profit.

Since a REAL human cannot look at somebody and tell you much of anything for sure, how does a computer do it? If a person is standing in front of a mannequin too long, and smiling, maybe they are just standing and smiling because, as they say in baby lingo, they just passed gas!

Or…they just got a raise and are in somekind of “I don’t believe what just happened to me!” mode.  It might not have anything to do with the outfit on the mannequin.

So, therefore, the only way they can know about you is if they are linked up to the police database, and then EVERYTHING about you will appear.

Nobody Thinks the firemen should get some of these mannequins and put them in the bathroom WITH the toilet. Then, it will become clear who is stealing the toilet paper. If we don’t nick this in the bud now, next thing you know, all the firemen will be wanting free condoms.

Also, I’d have one in all the rooms to watch and make sure our Firemen are actually doing their jobs. HEY!…Maybe we should have them in all our government building, and post the videos on the internet “public service” website with live feeds!

Why shouldn’t the taxpayers know what their ‘public servants’ are doing? They are spying on us, and WE pay their salaries! I think it should be the other way around, don’t you?

And after Monica…I think a spy mannequin that looks like George Washington, should be put in the Oval Office.

I don’t know what’s worse: Fireman complaining about lack of toilet paper, or these idiots trying to convince everyone that getting spy mannequins will help profits.

Both of them are absurd.

Do they have to spy on us shopping now? Didn’t that job use to go to a HUMAN?

I’m thinking…the solution is gum. If I ever see one of those things I’m going to take my wad out and place it in the right places. Really, it would be a whole lot better than talking to one. Surely, they would NOT like what I would say.

Gum, in both eyes. That way they wouldn’t be able to see me wrapping the whole thing in toilet paper.

November 26, 2012 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Constitution, economy, Global Government, Homeland Security, Spy technology, Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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