Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS SpongeBob SquarePants
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we find out a clue to an important question that many of us in the nation have been asking ourselves—
Was Obama raised on SpongeBob SquarePants? Has he been secretly watching the program? Does he watch SpongeBob on his I-Phone? Is that why he fought the Secret Service so hard to keep it?
Have you noticed recently that Obama seems to keep repeating himself? Could the President have short-term attention deficit?
This important research was released today:
CHICAGO (AP) – The cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants is in hot water from a study suggesting that watching just nine minutes of that program can cause short-term attention and learning problems in 4-year-olds.
Frankly, I’m worried. By his behavior, and by this new information, it’s possible that Obama has logged in more than five or six years of Mr. SquarePants, which explains why he keeps ending up on the golf course. He really has no idea how many times he has been there. He simply doesn’t remember. He has short-term deficit…a problem even SpongeBob himself does not have.
Just today, ‘President’ Obama gave a jobs speech, repeating the very same things he has been talking about since before he was elected: and yet, he is acting like it’s a brand new concept. Tax the rich. Tax the rich,…and tax the rich.
This continuous repetition about taxing the rich…is becoming a red flag for his obvious SpongeBob metal deficit.
But there is more: He wants to rebuild the infrastructure of the United States. But, somehow he has forgotten the GE moved all its manufacturing to China. He said that’s what the FIRST $800 billion dollar stimulus was for, jobs and infrastructure. We all remember—but…nothing was shovel ready, when he said it would be shovel ready. That was only a year ago. Did he forget?
Is Obama seeing Lobsters dancing when he looks down from Air Force One? Is there a SquarePants Czar in the Oval Office telling him to get on the plane? Is that why he keeps getting on Air Force One? He forgot he was just on it?
This just in:
President Barack Obama on Monday proposed paying for his jobs plan by eliminating $467 billion in tax breaks for wealthier Americans and corporations, triggering a new battle with Republicans in Congress.
He said that he would “take” away tax loopholes, to anyone making $200,000 a year, or a family making $250,000. That means, if you are thinking about giving to the mentally ill down the street,(or in the White House) or public broadcasting, just so that you can keep some money to take a vacation this year… FORGET IT!
Obama is also suggesting cutting the Social Security taxes in half. Did he forget what he has promised? He wants to SAVE the program. Yep, he forgot.
Poor SpongeBob. He has no clue that the very President he has been entertaining for all these years, is actually trying to pass a bill that will destroy his job. People will not have enough money left after paying for all the new taxes to continue their Nickelodium cable subscriptions. But, good news…the kids in Saudi Arabia will still get their SpongeBob fix. Which…could be a good thing when they forget just where they were suppose to detonate.
The test said that it was the fast paced actions of SpongeBob that caused the “brains” to stop functioning.
Really, it’s not the fast action of the program that is making kids stupid, it’s the politically correct garbage they pump out on the show. Thank goodness SpongeBob was not around during the first landing on the moon…those guys would still be up there, having forgot where they placed the moon module.
So…either SpongeBob SquarePants is really a secret-ops CIA initiative to dumb down the world, (including the Taliban) or the Republicans are streaming it into Obama’s head when he sleeps. Nobody is glad I figured this out.
If you want final proof that our President suffers from short-term attention deficit, he said “PASS THIS BILL!” fifteen times during his speech, and since that time, he has been repeating it every five minutes.
If I were a Republicans candidate running for election, I would certainly bring this matter of Obama’s SpongeBob short-term mental deficit up in the debates.
Of course…they might have to repeat it to him a few times…
Will the Real Flake Please Sit Down…?
Nobody Flashes:
If you, like me, worry about the superior speaking ability of Obama in this upcoming election–his superb way of holding his head high, and how he always sounds like he knows what he is talking about–let us compare him to this fine chap, Daniel Hannan, conservative from South England. Someone who REALLY knows how to use the English language.
Obama without his teleprompter is like Helen Keller without her braille. We’d do well to remember that. (Enjoy the Flake! )
What’s the Right Way to Mourn? Or…One Man’s Ceiling is Another Man’s Floor
Nobody’s Opinion:
“There was nothing on TV.” complained my husband today. “It was all that 9/11 crap.”
Unlike me, my husband cannot stand to watch one minute of any of it. This Nobody Wonders on the other hand, why I was so glued to the TV that I listened to every single name called off today of every single person killed. I saw every picture, heard every relative say things, like, “Thanks for the pennies!” and “Keep sending those dimes, Dad!” that when I missed the age of someone I was saying to myself,
“Wait…go back! How old was he?”
I was calculating in my mind that the average age was about 41, and more than 3/4 were men with wives and children. It seemed by casual observation that most of the foreigners were in the towers, and the police and firemen were generational and typical New Yorkers.
God…I LOVE New Yorkers. They also do a good job of not blinking. (One guy holds the record, I swear)
Another one of my friends in Florida, agreed with my husband.: “I cannot stand to watch any of it.” she said. “As soon as they showed the picture of people jumping from the buildings I turn it off.” This Nobody, on the other hand, was being inspired and reminded once again, just how noble the human being can be.
Nobody Knows but clinical psychologists why there is such a big difference in the way people react to disasters and death. Is it genetic? I find it fascinating. Some people find the way to handle death is simply to ignore and go about their day. That’s my husband, that was my father, that is many of my friends. They do not spend the tears and emotions. And that’s maybe not a bad thing. It’s very common in every family to have at least one relative who refuses to visit the dying parent or grandparent. They treat even the thought of death like a getting root canal. It’s just how they deal with their own mortality.
And yet, Nobody Remembers that most all of the people who lost loved ones that day, live each day with that lost person in their hearts and all their actions. They are kept alive and strong with their memories—as if the lost love one will walk through the door any minute. Many of them have use the event to do wonderfully great things for others.
So, I’m trying to decide if I was just a glutton for punishment, with my Kleenex…waiting for each memorial from some kid…wondering about all those horrible deaths, what was wrong with me? My husband moaned and got up from the table when I accidently turned on the news during dinner. Was this my way of being thankful that I was still alive? Was this my satisfaction that finally, the ordinary citizens, the real brave men, and hero’s that died that day get some TV time over the endless parade of politicians, from the mouths of the simple folks who knew and loved them?
Well, Nobody’s Perfect— I admit it, I sat around and cried with every trembling tear from every broken hearted wife, child, brother, father, mother, and friend.
We saw more proof today that thousands of people were just that, on 9/11. Perfect, brave, and proud Americans.
Today was a big closure for all of us..sobbing hearts out here. I KNOW I’m not the only one. Am I? I’m leaning towards maybe a genetic slip of the tear gland…
And speaking of perfection: Paul Simon gave the most perfect rendition of “Sounds of Silence” at the memorial that he will probably ever do in his life. It was, note for sublime note, it was —perfect. It was a ceiling moment for him, and it put me right on the floor.
Nobody Remembers
Nobody Remembers..
Just about everyone has seen this commercial: Thanks to the Budweiser Corporation for honoroing those that fell on 9/11 with such perfection.
(Thanks to Pattie for sending it to me by email)
Nobody Gets Email: A 9/11 Rant
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s another one of my favorite ranters! And a very fitting lesson for the 9/11 weekend. The ending is especially wonderful.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to my liberal friend, JR)
It’s 9/11: Do You Know WHO Your President Is?
Nobody Remembers
It’s almost here, the tenth anniversary of 9/11. We will be watching the horrible pictures of the Twin Towers being destroyed again and again, with enough footage to make your heart-break all over, again and again.
I was searching through the video’s of 9/11 memorials, when I came across this one. Made by some people who wanted to give a few pictures of their talented dogs. And why not? It made me laugh…no disrespect to those that lost loved ones and will suffer forever…it was just a small token of appreciation from a couple of nobodies and their dogs…to the soldiers overseas.
Here it is ten years after, and the damage from that day never seems to end. In fact, you could almost say, we not only lost a couple of buildings that day filled with thousands of people, we lost our future. We have given up cherished freedoms for safety and yet we are told that we are still vulnerable. The scars from that day will last a lifetime and the money spent on trying to change all the Muslims Nations is bankrupting us along with everything else. Nobody will wonder if America elected Barack Hussein Obama to show how magnanimous a people we really are.
Whatever you may think about whether the buildings coming down were staged, or how it happened, one fact sticks out like a rubber ducky in a bathtub: Our leaders had plenty of warning, and did nothing. Their incompetence was almost criminal. I was listening to the pilot of Air Force One today who said they got all their facts from the cable news (on the plane) on 9/11. Do you buy that?
I don’t. Just like I wouldn’t buy that lady in the video doesn’t really love that dog.
After we were attacked, Bush sounded very bullish, went to Iraq, and fought a politically correct war. Today he has come out BEFORE the speech this weekend, to remind us all that he deserve the credit for the capture of bin Laden, so that Obama doesn’t take it away from him for eternity.
Sad, but that’s politics.
And nobody is sadder than the people who lost love ones that day. And— Nobody is mad that so many people voted for a man after 9/11 who insisted on keeping his Muslim name, after so many people had died at the hands of Allah.
What… an…insult. What idiots.
We have all heard, that in this day of mourning, God and his clergy will not be allowed to take part this year in the ceremonies. Firefighters are not welcomed, police are not welcomed, the families will be kept far away… but you can bet every politician in D.C. will be there, saying, “God bless America.”
Will Obama speak in Arabic? Will he talk of the peaceful people that he knows and loves? Will he talk about the great religion of Islam? It’s been ten years…where are they? Obama has made 9/11 a day of “service” but you know and I know, that to all of us that still have the grace that God gave us, it will always be a day of prayer.
I plan to watch this video at least a few times more, and I will be thinking of our President….whose dog days, (I will pray with all my heart and every doggie leap) …are numbered.
President “Wannabe” Obama
Real Americans
Nobody Cares
Me and JQA...
After watching the Republican debate last night, I really didn’t care to watch ‘President’ Obama read his thoughts on how America was going to smash the deficit barrier with green jobs and FDR’s remake of rebuilding our infrastructure. God knows, after all the tornadoes, fires, earthquakes, flyover of Air Force One, Google vacuuming vast volumes of electricity, blackouts, and floods— we do need it, but by the time Obama gets his own ideas off his teleprompter, he will be long gone…Unless of course we get attacked right before the election, which, according to many psychologists who have labeled him a psychotic narcissist dealing with a less than full deck, it’s an attack we could very well expect.
Our lives seem to go on, and America is like a runaway train, heading for a major collision, like in the movie “Unstoppable.” Sure it could be stopped, but with Timmy Giethner at the helm, it’s not likely to happen. Somebody call Denzel Washington…maybe HE could tell Obama to put on the brakes. (good movie. )
Anyway, I wanted to tell a small story about my trip to the famous Arch. The “Gateway to the West.” The steel monument that is a favorite stop for Indiana vacationers, and anyone else who has a bucket list of tall stuff to visit.
Arch of St. Louis
I went with my friend Pattie, who weighs all of 2 pounds, and my husband. The elevator to the top fits only five people. Its shaped like an egg, and you go up the leg, and then get out, and climb about fifty steps and there you are at the top. It’s a pretty quick trip.
The top (see fuzzy picture) is not too big. And there we were, leaning over and looking at the one small riverboat below, when I heard it: someone was singing, in a loud voice, and in a language I didn’t even recognize. I was trying to talk to my friends, and I said.
- Me at top of Arch
“I don’t know, I can’t hear you because someone just feels like singing!”
Then, a middle age lady came over to me and whispered..”He’s saying his prayers..shssss” as if…as if..I should understand that in America, if someone wants to sing loud prayers annoying everyone at the top of the arch, we need to respect that.
As I looked over, there he was: a black man in a white Muslim dress..you know, all the way down to his feet, and a pretty little hat, all lined in some kind of gold trim. You didn’t have to use much instinct to know that this guy was TRYING to annoy us all. His giveaway? The grin on his face, and the fact that he was praying to San Francisco, not Mecca. Not that San Francisco doesn’t need prayers.
On the way down, we happened to get a couple in the elevator who were so fat, they both took up three seats, and didn’t even want us to get in. We could have said “Sure, we’ll catch the next one.” but I was not going to spend another two minutes listening to Michael Muslim yodel. Good thing Pattie weights 2 pounds.
When we got back down again, we saw the “Muslim” walking with his girlfriend, holding hands, and she had on a very pretty shimmering outfit, very Las Vegas style— Muslim wannabes.
If I had to do it over again, I would have broke into the National Anthem. In fact, next time I see a Muslims praying, that’s exactly what I intend to do—which brings me back to the Republican debates and Obama.
When asked about immigration, Rick Santorum, Republican candidate from Pennsylvania, went into his Italian mother and father coming over and we should welcome all immigrants, yada, yada, yada,…failing to mention that his parents learned English, and did not get instant Social Security, full medical benefits, and a free college education. Many Mexicans are not assimilating, and neither are the Muslims.
And with a President Wannabe, who has shown no intention whatsoever of becomiing a real American…what else can we expect?
China-St. Louis: The New Global City-State Begins
Nobody Knows
“Under the white population of the United States of America only the reactionary classes oppress the black population. Under no circumstance can they represent the workers, farmers and revolutionary intellectuals and other enlighten people who form the majority of the white population.” –Mao Tse-tung
Many of my readers may have wondered why I was all gung-ho on Donald Trump when he said he might run for President earlier this year. Like many Americans, I like the way he laid into the Chinese, who he claims laughs at us, and he’s right. Our ‘elected’ politicians have been selling out American for years to the Chinese, and now, starting next year, China has picked a hub to claim as her own…St. Louis.
And WE (the local taxpayers and that includes me) are going to build it for her—like it or not. The rest of it that is: We’ve been building the airport infrastructure for over a decade…waiting…waiting…waiting for China.
Yes, we the people of St. Louis built a humongous runway, starting about fifteen years ago. All the negotiations have been done in secret, but we didn’t need it. It’s a ghost runway. But with the global chess board we see they make the deals: China lets in GE, Disney, Microsoft, Ford, etc, to their markets, and now, they want direct access to ours. They are trying to sell it as good for our dead city…the Chinese will bring jobs, not that we have any say in the matter because we don’t.
China is moving in, with the blessings of both political parties. China is asking Missouri taxpayers to build a cargo hub called Aerotropolis, for the use of Shanghai- based China Cargo Airlines. Our politicians expect to give the Chinese $360 million in tax credits to subsidize this cargo hub, with millions of square feet of warehouse and factory space.
(If you build it, they will come…)And there will be one man, who will determine who GETS that money.(see above video) We can all guess who that will be…(see video below.)
China will flood the country with its products, and in return Monsanto (whose world headquarters is here) will send its food back to China. Monsanto will use the Midwest area for a vast global farming experiment, and who knows what deals they have worked out?
It seems obvious, to this nobody, that when the dams were broken all up and down the middle of the country this spring and the little farmers were flooded out of their family homes, that OUR government had other plans for that fertile area. We will be working with China to feed not only our country but theirs. And more than likely, they will bring in their own people to do the work. No? Read this:
Phyllis Schlafly: Despite California’s 10 percent unemployment, China will son finish rebuilding the great Sand Francisco Oakland Bay bridge damaged in the 1989 earthquake. A Chinese company built the construction machinery and the 12 bridge segments in China and is installing them in California using 3,000 imported Chinese workers (steal cutters, welders, engineers etc) paid $12 a day, workingl7 a.m. till 11 p.m., seven days a week, and sleeping in a company dorm. (See more here)
Like the illegal’s being flooded into our country, with the help of our own politicians (that includes Mr. Perry) this too will come to pass.
Van Jones, Obama’s green jobs boy, already has plans for the blacks here to become farmers. Learning how to grow crops is being instigated into our school systems in the guise of teaching kids to eat healthy. Fifty years from now, the city will be half Chinese, and half black, and most everyone will be working for China lifting crakes, or planting squash, just like they do in China.
Tell me, who benefits from this?
A young man from St. Louis, when reading of this fabulous China coming to “take ” over our basically dead city said this:
Where I see this getting interesting though, is that St Louis sits in the middle of the bread basket and it could become a much larger player in the agricultural industry. Not just food, but seed, fertilizer, feed and vaccines as well..
The young have already been brainwashed.
If Trump were President, would he keep the Chinese from taking over our country from the inside?
I don’t know, but NOBODY, and I mean nobody else on the political scene is taking about the big fat Mao in the room…and they should be.
You know, our airport had a direct hit last spring by a F-5 tornado. I live not far from there, and have myself witnessed cannons of some kind of fire, being shot into the sky from around the airport. China is the leader in weather modification. And you know what Mao always like to say…
“It’s always darkest before it becomes totally black.”
Really? Something tells me the ‘majority” of the white workers, farmers, and other “enlightened” people who form the majority of the population might disagree.
Nobody’s Perfect: Hoffa VS Cockoo Man
Nobody’s Perfect
This week’s contest for less than desirable traits among the earth’s vast network of DNA mud slugs, is between Jimmy Hoffa Jr. and the “I’m Cuckoo for Coco Puffs” man.
Let’s start with Jimmy. Just as the coconut doesn’t fall very far from the coconut tree, Jimmy Hoffa Jr. is pretty much the carbon-nut copy of his prison-abiding papa. (May God not rest his soul wherever it is.)
Obama is also a close carbon f his Muslim communist father— so who is surprised that they are getting together? When helping Obama get elected on Labor Day by speaking for him in Detroit, the lovable son of the AFL-CIO, Jimmy Hoffa, Let’s beat their brains out,— said he wanted to “Take those sons of bitches out!” Jimmy Jr. has declared war, evoking images from the movie Independence Day, comparing tea party people to slimy aliens.
The “tea party ” people, according to Jimmy, are the reason BIG companies are sending jobs overseas. Right— if union members believe that it’s the tea party people that are sending their jobs overseas, then they also believe that Richard Nixon pardoned Jimmy Hoffa Senior because he thought the man was innocent.
Speaking as a warm-up for “If they bring a knife to the fight, we’ll bring a gun.” President Obama, Jimmy attacked the “tea party.” Yes, those people who elected in a landslide, more conservative representatives in sixty years, and who went to Washington, and…
Didn’t do a thing to stop Obama.
Oh…those people are dangerous. Still, they are out there like maggots just waiting to rot out Jimmy’s plan for billion-dollar union trust funds in order to put more judges and politicians in their pockets, so the stakes are high. Building a global union is going to take money.
General Jimmy is not only busy with running UPS, (Our Post Office’s main competition.) his union warriors are fighting hard for another strike.
“I don’t want to see any more concession,” said Gary Farris, a Kentucky based Ford plant employee. “I’d like to get a raise we haven’t had a raise for a long time.” (duh)
So, this strike has nothing to do with the following news, as we all know, aliens have taken over the Ford company:
US auto giant Ford has started construction on a $1 billion manufacturing and engineering complex in India as it bets on the country to help drive global growth, a company statement said on Tuesday
Now, let’s to the other warrior: Mr. Bayon Andre Wonace.
- Cuckoo Man
“The man was marching like a drum major, holding the sword (samurai) moving it up and down in rhythm with his marching cadence.”
If you were on traveling Interstate 65 in Indiana on Sunday afternoon near U.S. Highway 30, you would have seen this brave warrior, marching no doubt to Detroit to join Jimmy.
I’m having trouble picking between the two, they are so much alike, its’ scary. Jimmy just has a better way with words.
Forget the tea party people: the real danger to America is having organized union thugs forever joined at the hip to Presidents. President George Bush appointed Jimmy Jr. to the Advisory Committee for Trade Policy and Negotiations. And, despite what they tell you on the news, it’s going to get bigger and bigger with the help of our Presidents.
Frustrated with the AFL-CIO’s lack of emphasis on organizing, the Teamsters Union and the Service Employees International Union (SEIU) split from teh AFL-CIO on July 25, 2005. The group of breakaway unions, which later included the Laborer’s United Farm Workers and United Food and Commercial Workers Union, formed their own group named the Change to Win Federation.
If I had to pick the lesser of the two evils, I’d pick the Cuckoo for Coco Puffs man. At least he’s aware that he’s nuts.
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The Loaded Gun in the Internet …(Hi NSA!)
Nobody’s Opinion
The illiterate of the future will not be the person who cannot read. It will be the person who does not know how to learn…Alvin Toffler
(Nobody was thinking about this today because I learned from my friend, that two doors down from her house, a man went out to his front yard, and shot himself. He had been searching for a job for two years. He leaves behind a wife and two kids.)
The subject: Money. 
Just before Obama’s job speech this upcoming week, we find out, that the United States Post office might have to close for the winter. It is $8.5 billion in the hole, mainly due to the fact that 80% of its expenses are due to union labor costs. Layoffs are coming, (they want to lay off 220,000) and since the Post Office has bought many blacks into the middle class, under Obama, they are going to lose big time.
They want Congress to bail them out. (More than likely, they will)
So…where’s Jesse Jackson? Maybe he’s not saying much because they are thinking about letting the Post Office deliver beer and wine to your door to make money, and Jesse’s son (plural?) got very lucrative Budweiser dealerships in Chicago…because Jesse was threatening just about everyone under the CEO sun with race extortion during the Clinton years.
Drinking is a very popular pastime during any depression, and so, they are thinking ahead.
The P.O. still delivers around three billion pieces of mail a day, so what gives? Like most governmental branches, billions of dollars were lost to overpaid employees pension fund.
The “progressives” like Alvin Toffler, and the banks and businesses must be pretty excited about this, and this is why—
For most of the United States history when you made money, you could put it in your bank account, and no one touched it but you. It took a judge to grab it, but if you did not break the law, you knew, it was safe.
While the invention of the internet has been as big of a benefit as the invention of the light bulb— there are setbacks.
For one…nobody writes anymore. Many of our schools are not even teaching cursive. And it’s not just us. The Chinese are so good at texting, millions of Chinese kids can only text, they are not learning to write Chinese.
So, this is the change…less study, therefore, less knowledge. There is incredible value in teaching how to write cursive. Hand to eye coordination for one. But, it will be lost to the future generations who will only need to know how to ‘learn’ according to Alvin.
Tell me, what can you ‘learn’ without reading? How to re-cycle? How do you type if you can’t read? Someone should stuff this man in a time capsule and keep him in China. (I’m sorry, Alvin gets under my fingernails, like dirt. I like to pick at him.)
But, this is what bugs me the most about this great “change.”
If you can’t pay your bills anymore by check, then you will have to let, all your bills be paid online. Paying by the ever disappearing US mail will of course, triple the overdue fines. All these people, who once could never reach into your personal pocket will be able to just, whenever they want, take money out of your account. I’m bombarded every single day with “Save a TREE! Pay Online.”
Uh…no thanks. I’d rather plant a few trees…tell Al.
When the Post office closes we will all be forced, not to pay what we want when we want, and how MUCH we want— but to have minions of businesses and governmental agencies grab what they feel they deserve.
Cash will disappear. It’s happening now.
For instance: anyone who has been charged some ungodly medical bill knows how the hospitals want their money NOW.
“You had an MRI..took 15 minutes. Cost $10.000.” You have a job. (making $35,000 a year) Pay half this week.”
If you did not have control, they would just wipe your bank account off the map.
You know it. I know it. But the kids, they haven’t figured it out yet. They are being programmed that a company having access to your bank account is just so EASY! Isn’t it wonderful? Hey kids! Computing is cool. You don’t even have to write a check!
It’s the future!
Tell me, when you get a back statement, and you pay maybe ten dollars over the limit each month, what’s to keep some credit card company from grabbing fifty dollars more?
Nothing. 
And if you protest, what? Are you going to wait weeks before its resolved?
When the Post Office goes, we will lose freedom. Freedom to control our own money.
And think about it, maybe that what they want. God forbid we get hit with a EMP, as they seem to think we will be. We will all have to trade for food.
Twenty Years ago Alvin Toffler predicted just that. He said that in the future money would be gone. We’d all go back to “trading” whatever we had. Think of it:
“I’ll mow your lawn if you give me some of those cucumbers neighbor!”
And Alvin calls that …progress, that we need to ‘learn’ to accept.
“We need to train thousands of young people in the perspectives and techniques of scientific futurism, inviting them to share in the exciting venture ofmapping probable futures.”
The Future Shock thesis presents people as being ‘overwhelmed’ by change to a point of widespread dysfunctionality that might cause widespread social breakdown, so it is said. Mmmmm….I’d like to overwhelm some Future Shock authors.
Benjamin Franklin started the first Post Office in Philadelphia on July 26, 1775 by decree of the Second Continental Congress. If Ben had read Alvin’s previous quote he would have said.,
“Half the truth is often a great lie.”
Technology is our future…but it can also be our destruction. Like the gun in a serial killer’s hand, or a nukes in Ahmadinejad’s hand, or all the money in the control of the banks— in the wrong hands…it can be deadly.
As the wife of the poor man who shot himself now knows.
The Smartest Man on Earth: Stephen Wolfram
Nobody Gets Email
I was just going about my nobody day last week, when I got this video. To say that I was blown away is probably an understatement, because let’s face it—the man called Stephen Wolfram is not as famous as a Steve Jobs or a Bill Gates. I had never heard of him.
In this video you will see the future of …maybe everything. For instance: If you wanted to find the Perfect Model for a World Government, you would just type in your simple question into the Wolfram/Alpha search engine and come out with some answers. Poor Henry Adams, he was born too soon.
If you are Al Gore, you would want to change it I’m sure. Just because people get the answer, doesn’t mean they will follow it. I’m not sure “greed” and “love for power” is computational. But then again, if it is, Stephen will find it and compute it in.
While some of us our skepitcal about how a machine can “invent”against the human brain….remember, you still need the questions first. So all you nobodies out there: the biggest brains in science are using this, it’s time we start. I’ve already got his search engine tagged.
This man has the highest IQ on the planet. Many of you might know about this guy…but if not. DO NOT MISS THIS…
ENJOY! (Thanks to amfortas)
Pass the Medicare Please…
Nobody Gets Email:
This came to me a few days ago. Not sure if it is right. The sender checked with Snopes but found nothing. Nevertheless, I really don’ think it’s unbelievable, do you?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Obama: It’s MORE than just a name…
Nobody’s Perfect:
Obama loves Islam.
Hey, It’s Nobody Get Email weekend. We’ve all heard Obama say these things, but Nobody Remembers just how many times he has professed a love for the Muslim faith. Frankly, while I was watching this I was wishing he could have been talking about Americans. Sad. Maybe his “fundamentally changing America” has more meaning than redistributing the wealth.
Nobody Thinks the candidates should be talking more about this, and China.
(Thanks to Pattie)
Progressively Fear-Baiting Puppies
Nobody’s Opinion: Here we go again: Katia the hurricane is heading for New Orleans. Really, the nerve. She should have gone to Texas, because about right now, you could do a fast quick-step in the dirt, cause a spark, and burn down half of Dallas it’s so dry. New Orleans doesn’t need more mud on Bourbon Street, the participation from urination will keep it wet well through 2050.
But, we live in the world of “Hurry up and make it sound ominously like the end.” I realized that we are getting minute by minute updates on disasters, storms, debt crisis, and terrorists, and it’s becoming annoying. I get extremely overly excited when I see a puppy commercial now because I’m getting so desperate for something normal to come on TV.
“Look…Look…a puppy! A puppy!”
I’m not proud of this, but I figure it’s not my fault. I’m becoming Armageddon challenged.
I was pretty scared by Kim’s Kardashian’s wedding myself. I find myself praying that she would NOT bear children. Can you just imagine their children? What is he…six feet fourteen? Mixed that with 64tripleD boobs…we are talking a whole new species. The planet doesn’t have that much room.
I was thinking about the fear factor today, and how the news is ALWAYS bad, and decided to make a list of all the things I’m suppose to fear from both parties, in order to get a logical perspective:
Democrats:
Pollution:
1. Take it from Daryl Hanna: if you burn oil in your car, you are destroying the very water, food, and air that you breath. If a pipeline is built down through the United States from Canada, it will spill into the aqueducts and kill all the poor illegal’s in New Mexico, who will be drinking it out of the local desert spigots. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty dire.
The fact that those tanks from Fema that are meant to protect DreamWorks won’t be needed anymore because the sheer volume of oil, if it should happen to escape the pipeline, will destroy Los Angeles, along with Steven’s famous props from JAWS.
Almost makes you want to give Daryl a big hug. Go ahead guys. She probably hasn’t had a good hug since John-John left her for that other blond.
AND MORE Pollution:
2. Al Gore is right. He won, and the earth lost because Al did not become President and therefore we have to close down all the parks in California, so that the Bohemian Grove can fit more people in it this year. Obama is bringing his whole tribe from Kenya, and they need to build more tents. In fact he plans to leave them there. That’s why they have to close the parks to the public. God forbid they wander into the Redwood forest and find drunk Kenyan’s roasting Mexicans.
The rich this year have so much discuss: Basically, how do they keep the banks printing enough money so that Fannie and Freddie can give more homes to Obama’s new arrivals, and kept their bonuses coming on strong? And …should they let Janet Napolitano dress in drag this year?
Jobs
3. The poor illegal immigrants must get amnesty, or America is doomed. As Bill Clinton warned, without new young Nino’s, wino’s and Nina’s, those guys in DC will have to take less. Besides, they are starving, and if that tea party doesn’t let them in, then we just won’t kick them out. If we have no more gardeners, fruit pickers and welfare recipients, the country will just collapse. After all, politicians have a lot of pools to clean.
SEX
4. Most important on of all, we need to protect the gays. If we DONT protect the gays, then who will the women turn to when those mean, nasty, and chauvinistic men divorce them? There are so many starving children in the world, and if we have more gays adopting, we can truly have a diversified America. The future of the world depends on it.
Doomsday
5. The tea party people are going to destroy the planet. They must die. They are old, and hopefully they will die, because they have planned to lynch the blacks. In fact, every black should start circling around the banks because that’s where the tea party people have their money. The blacks have no jobs because tea party people think the racist Constitution is something they want to save. Good thing they have a black President to point that out.
6. Sarah Palin, might run for President. If that happens, progressives will have to move for real.
Republicans:
Total FUBAR:
1. Obama
2. Obama
3. Obama
4., 5., 6, Obama.
Okay, what more can he do?
And most importantly, what can we do?
I suggest, we replace all Democrats with puppies. I’m at a loss for logical solutions.
Nobody NOTES: Okay, they are using the fear factor to bring us to our knees every day, but there is ONE fear that happened to really work. When the American people found out that Obama supported a Mosque being built right by ground zero, they got really mad. I’m not making this up. All of a sudden the thought of Texans walking down fifth avenue sent the snobs on Martha’s Vineyard into a real tizzy.
SUDDENLY, a new building appeared out of thin air… after ten long years of nothing, and it’s reported on every single day by Fox News. As if to say…”Okay! Okay! Calm down! We are building something—.jeez!
But…just don’t pray there.”
Maybe we should replace all Muslims with puppies too. The planet would thank us.
(Nobody notes: Please, before you think I hate all Muslims, it’s the religion stupid, not the people.)
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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