Playboy In Virgin Space
Nobody Wonders
___What’s next for the space program…is it dead? Will we go to the moon ever again, or MARS? Fear not..the best minds on the planet have plans….
When NASA bit the dust, the great minds and explorers who dreamed of going to MARS and beyond to explore other planets, are now finding out what Richard Branson has in mind. Yes, the Virgin himself, and Playboy have joined heads to dream up this:
A Virgin Galactic Men’s Club in Space!
Where rich men can go to get away from their wives, and surly the most beautiful women on the planet will take care of their romantic needs over the dreamy view of the earth below. A place where the leaders and CEO’s of the world can finally get along, after their many pleasurable bunny space meetings, by discussing various “austerity measures” in the restaurant. The Saudi Kings will look down upon the world and say, “Yes…really. Look at that little Israel. It’s such a puny little thing, we should let them be.”
THIS FROM LUXURY:
The Adult magazine company Playboy is vying to take pleasure and entertainment to a new level by mapping a concept for a Playboy Club in space. The “intergalactic entertainment destination” comprises of a zero-gravity dance club and Playboy bunnies with jet packs. A.J Baime and Jason Harper of Playboy Magazine have collaborated with various individuals on the project including artist Thomas Tenery, Virgin Galactic head designer Adam Wells and former NASA scientist Stan Kent to conceptualize this idea. Their intellectual unison has brought into being the concept of a wheel-shaped space station that packs in a casino, restaurant and “orbital pleasure domes”. The restaurant would be situated in the spinning section of the station where centrifugal force would create artificial gravity to prevent your meal from floating away.
Many an “obital pleasure dome” will be put to the test of gravity, not to mention Bunnies trying not to overshoot their jet packs, when fixing their bunny tails.
What’s this tell you? That in our not so distant future, a handful of men are going to have more money than GOD…and so why not spend it on the biggest brothel ever conceived by man? Funding for birth control pills of course will be supplied by the American Taxpayer. Who says testostorone levels are waning?
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Space belongs in private hands. More imagination, more entrepreneurship. Government should stick to the basics.
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One has to account for Playboy being run by a woman, of course. It surprises me not at all that an orbiting brothel is written in the stars, as pretty well all the brothels I have had any contact with (far more than most people) have been owned and run by women. (Yes, yes, I know. What is old Amfortas doing with all that experience of the seamy side? Thereby hangs many a tail, hahahaha).
I have little doubt at all that the Starward movement of humanity over the next several thousand years will see vice boldly going hand in hand with virtue where no man or whore has gone before.
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