Nobody Wants a Mile Long Wedding Veil…
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I’m NOT a fashionable lady. Even though I had to dress up every single night for work..high heels, velvet dresses, red lipstick, push-up bras..(get your mind up one level…I was an ‘musician’), I would rather have on old jeans or shorts and no shoes at all. If you ask me to go look at pictures taken by Hubble, or go shopping, there would be no contest…I have closets full of clothes, and once in a while, I go look at them, and dream of selling off my whole collection of gowns to have enough money to buy a good telescope. 
But fashion is art in many circles, and some of us don’t get it. For instance: Someone made a veil for a wedding dress that is 1.85 miles long. Who is going to marry someone in that dress? For $7,950 I’d say it’s a bargain. And look at it here…how many bugs, and mud stains, and grass stains, and dog doo stains, and rocks rips, are ruining that veil just for this picture? You can’t tell me after this picture was taken that the dress is still good. The price should be reduced by half. You’d have to have the ceremony outside and maybe drap it over the grand canyon. Or fall out of a plane…or get married on top of the Empire State Building, and let it hang down the side.
Still…when you consider the other fashion hits of history, maybe a mile long veil isn’t so bad after all…. 
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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