Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody Wants a Mile Long Wedding Veil…

Nobody Notes

I’m NOT a fashionable lady. Even though I had to dress up every single night for work..high heels, velvet dresses, red lipstick, push-up bras..(get your mind up one level…I was an ‘musician’), I would rather have on old jeans or shorts and no shoes at all. If you ask me to go look at pictures taken by Hubble, or go shopping, there would be no contest…I have closets full of clothes, and once in a while, I go look at them, and dream of selling off my whole collection of gowns to have enough money to buy a good telescope.

But fashion is art in many circles, and some of us don’t get it. For instance: Someone made a veil for a wedding dress that is 1.85 miles long. Who is going to marry someone in that dress? For $7,950 I’d say it’s a bargain. And look at it here…how many bugs, and mud stains, and grass stains, and dog doo stains, and rocks rips,  are ruining that veil just for this picture?  You can’t tell me after this picture was taken that the dress is still good. The price should be reduced by half. You’d have to have the ceremony outside and maybe drap it over the grand canyon. Or fall out of a plane…or get married on top of the Empire State Building, and let it hang down the side.

Still…when you consider the other fashion hits of history, maybe a mile long veil isn’t so bad after all….

March 22, 2012 - Posted by | fashion, humor | , ,


  1. For me, Martians should invade us. I don’t think we’re going to be worse… 🙂


    Comment by Dugutigui | March 23, 2012 | Reply

    • You read my mind….

      Joyanna Adams



      Comment by joyannaadams | March 23, 2012 | Reply

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