Nobody Gets Email: Bill Clinton’s Columbian Dreams
Nobody Gets Email:
After that last video, I thought I’d give everyone a break.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody Gets Email: Khan Academy
Nobody Gets Email
Okay, I know you hate it when you come across a video that’s twenty minutes long. BUT..this guy should be on your radar screen.
Did you have trouble in school with Calculus? Or any subject in the world? Here is your education right here…this man is giving you a complete college education in all subjects and it’s FREE!
Not only that, but if they let this man, he can help our horrible school system., and half the teachers in it, who let’s face it, some of which are not all that bright themselves. This is truly taking the internet to the next step.
Bill Gates does the honors, and as for myself, I plan to visit this site daily.
By the way, if you have kids that need help…here it is.
(Thanks to amforats for his ever vigilant quest to educate the nobody)
Nobody Cares About Friday
Nobody Cares
It’s Friday, and I was thinking about how they made such a big deal about the Shuttle being carted off to retirement to the Smithsonian last week. They kept saying it was a “great day!” But it felt more like the death of an empire. I felt like Superman was put forever into a bed of krypton. It was depressing. But…as I look around the internet, nobody but me seems to be upset about this sad day but me. 
Here we see the very latest in technology. They have added an exercise bike to the Cadillac. Yes, now you can make that wife of yours get in shape on the way to pick up the kids.
And if you’d like to practice flying a Boeing 737, you can now buy your own, like this guy did. James Price put a 1969 Boeing 737 in his garage. It’s the only one in the world that has a flight simulator in it.
What he doesn’t have is rear view mirrors that simulate stupid people standing behind the engines to get a thrill on takeoff. 
That about sums up how I feel about this week’s news. I’ve fallen in a hole of Bazaar.
Nobody Remembers: Levon Helm
Nobody Remembers
I had seen some great acts on this stage: the screaming of Janis Joplin, the great horns of Chicago, the electrifying guitar of Jimmie Hendricks, and the explosion of Tina Turner, who by the way, made Mick Jagger look like a wet frightened electrified grasshopper in comparison, but I had never been transformed as I was that night, the night I went to see Bob Dylan’s “Band.”
Every summer, many years ago, the University of Southern Illinois put up a big tent, and gave concerts when I was growing up. All the greats came, but there are moments, as every artist will tell you, when the gods aline and the music is transformed into some kind of fairly dust. It doesn’t happen often…maybe only a few times in a musicians life..but when they do, you do NOT forget it. 
I was in the third row, in a crowd of some 10,000, when I saw him…Levon Helm. The name fit them perfect: The Band. They were almost from another time in America, like they had stepped out of some old time Southern plantation…and so different from the rest of the groups by their sheer ordinariness, that you couldn’t help but wonder—How in the world did that wonderful full bodied sound come out of guys who look like your brother, or your mechanic down the street? The fact that they didn’t play the “Star” scene made them all the more attractive.
And I can picture clearly, everyone in the front rows, jumping up and down…to RAG MAMA RAG. I was no exception.
I can’t remember any of my thoughts from yesterday, but I can remember my thoughts at that moment of utter happiness so many years ago. At the time, I was trying to figure out just what WAS it that made this sound so joyous? I decided…as I watched the band reacting to the crowd who were all in sheer ecstasy…the smiles on their faces…that it was the drummer that was the cause. He was the magic genie that pulled that original American sound together.
At that moment I knew..I wanted to be Levon. I had seen every drummer and studied them carefully throughout my life as a drummer: and most are known by the “drum solo.” There was the ungodly drum solo in Inna Godda DaVita…repetitious: There was the impressive “chops” of the drummer from Chicago in “I’m a Man” nice to watch..but like you watch a movie. While Wipe Out was the norm to which drummers judged themselves, it left me bored.
But Levon did no drum solos. He just laid down the most remarkable feeling that JUMPED off that stage and left you jumping in your seats. There was no way he could compete with a Buddy Rich, or a Billy Cobham, or many of the other famous drummers, but there is something cerebrally ecstatic about the simplicity of a steady beat. Levon’s drums talked to your heart in the most simple way. You did not want to leave that sound…your body would fight you ever step of the way. You literally FELT his drums. I can’t explain it. 
The only other drummer that had that unexplainable talent was in my drummer’s mind, Gene Krupa. And Levon could sing…it was twang, and it was to the point, and it was fun.
The song Rag Mama Rag (Listen to video) is a great statement about women. Was he complaining that his mistress was on her period and didn’t want to have sex? Or was she just always bitching about something?
Who cares? It’s one of my favorite songs.
Levon was a great drummer. Right up there with the unappreciated Ringo Starr and Charlie Watts. I tried my best to be like them. Not the show off drummer, but the heart of the band. I realized I could never compete with the great drummers everywhere, but I could do what Levon did. Feel, the music, enhanced the music of the other musicians, and make people dance.
The heart beats strong. And you’d better dance while you can.
I paid the price with hands so big from years of drumming, my son once said I had the hands of an eighty -year- old (I was 29 at the time)and he was right. I can see my veins now punching out like an old prizefighter. Not pretty for any girl…but there you go.
Levon died last week, but …it’s okay. He’s still here. He’s singing to me right now.
Now, enjoy RAG MAMA RAG…and wonder…Who in the world would think to play a tuba in a rock song?
Only The Band. They were one of a kind.
(The Bourbon is 100 proof, it’s you and me and the telephone….!!)
Nobody’s Fool: Allen West
Nobody’s Fool
Last week Allen West came out and said that there were communists in our Congress. Oh my. They went after him.
This is a man who should be running the White House. He’s educated, loyal, patriotic, and filled with great political insight into our Constitution.
When he said that communists were in Congress, he gives you the reason he said it, and why.
Allen West is the best of the best–a great American, and Nobody’s Fool.
Okay..now watch..and learn.
Enjoy!
Obama’s Civil Rights: Will YOU Be Protected?
NobodyWins
Today …Nobody was picking a book up that I bought in 2003 and never opened. It’s name: The Washington Information Directory. It contains 960 polity pages of horror. In other words, open it up and you say, “Do we really NEED all these governmental agencies?”
Let’s start with the departments we are paying to protect our…civil rights.
Have you been discriminated because you did not get that job at Boeing, because you were black/fat/a woman/a transvestite/ a gay/ old/illegal immigrant/, or a foreigner? Well, here’s a short list of places you can call:
Commission on Civil Rights: They assess the laws and do studies on every nationality on the planet. In 2004, Mary Frances Berry (Mayor “Cocaine” Berry’s wife) was head of it.
Equal Employment Opportunity Commission: So, if the Commission on Civil Rights figures out there’s a problem these guys examine how much of it is in the job place.
Executive Office of the President: Oh…didn’t you know the President served as a liaison between the public and the administration on Civil Rights? That’s why we keep hearing from Obama on race. It’s officially part of his job. It’s not in the Constitution, but there you go.
Health and Human Services Dept., Civil Rights; You can’t be discriminated against getting the health care you deserve. If your an illegal, you might want to send them flowers.
Justice Department: After the other ones have figured out there is a problem, these guys will arrest you—unless of course you happen to be a Black Panther. Eric Holder is especially concerned about black civil rights.
House Government Reform Committee: Oversees the Equal Employment office.
House Judiciary Committee: Watches over civil right laws.
Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pension Committee: Oversees operations of Equal Employment.
Senate Judiciary Committee: Oversees operations of civil rights.
(Are you seeing a pattern here? How many organizations do we NEED to oversee civil rights laws?)
Now we get into the Non-profit: (Which means they get money but don’t have to pay taxes.)
Citizens Commission of Civil Rights: Hey…here’s a place where former federal officials can get a job! This monitors the guys that are still in the government! Do you feel safe now?
Leadership Conference on Civil Rights. These guys coordinate all the gays, blacks, women and guppies into action.
Okay, nobody wants to list all the government organization that get taxpayers hard earned dollars just to protect our civil right…trust me on that. You don’t want to read what I’m seeing here, there are literally THOUSANDS of organizations. But a normal person would say, why can’t we have just ONE or two ? That’s not how our government works.
Just look at the Black Caucus Foundation, and you can see the damage already. If a black is in the Senate or House already..why in the world do they need to “caucus” the rest of the Congress? They were “elected” that should be enough. If we have to have a black caucus, then we should have a white caucus. Do you see the silliness here? 
There are thousands of government agencies that should be eliminated. But the object is to keep as many people working for the government as possible, because it then assures that the government will never be overthrown.
Half the people would starve.
Here in St. Louis, the City is laying off 90 policemen and firemen because they have to. If they don’t lay off police and not hire anymore, then the pensions promised to those that have retired can’t be paid. They choose to hire no more cops.
And if you have no police, then sooner or later the Federal Government will send in the National Guard, or Homeland Security if there are riots.
And so..remember — that is one of Obama’s “Must do list “agenda’s:” A Civilian National Police Force stronger than our military.
And if you destroy the economy, it’s much easier to get your National Gestapo, isn’t it?
Do you see where this is heading?
Nobody Wins, when a government becomes too big, especially all the nobodies that have to live with a bloated federal lard of glutton’s.
Obama is taking us beyond fascism. He dreams of total control, and in the end the only civil rights that will be granted will be decided by one man.
He MUST be stopped.
To Boldly Go..Star Treking…
Nobody Wonders–
Some times you have to boldly go and make a fool of yourself and that’s what I did today with my Trekkie friend Pattie at the Star Trek Exhibition down at the St. Louis Science center.
Here you can see, Captain Pattie remains cool and calm while I freak out at the Federation ship she just blew up. Of course, then we had to make a run for it, (Federations are never very nice when you blow them up) and Scottie beamed us back in time, while I kept the phaser on for any last-minute attacks: Pattie was checking for atmospheric weather amoralities….and we both somehow landed in Kirk’s Captain seat, which of course, we were fighting over..(because we, like smart women everywhere, were not ABOUT to pay for two pictures!)–untill we looked over and saw..two strange creatures from another planet..making strange gestures at us. I didn’t catch their names, but since we were from the future, we have no idea who those people were. They looked like a very nice married couple from some house in the Late Great America. I believe that is an American Flag behind that man. That must have been BEFORE China took it over. Anyway…
It was a rough day, and I’m glad we made it back to the future where you can still be silly, even if you’re NOT drinking. 



Obama Signs Your Rights Away…AGAIN to the ICC
Nobody Knows
President Obama has signed an executive order giving an international ‘police’ the right to come into our country and arrest citizens? Who knew?
Well, that’s just peachy. Nobody is talking about that on the local news now are they?
You have to say one thing about the Paul’s…they are decent, honest, and American loving people, and it’s no wonder the globalists want to control the internet because they don’t want you the global citizens to think about this.
Nobody suggests that we should stop sending billions over to all the Muslim countries in the middle East. It’s all bribe money. It’s the same thing that Thomas Jefferson and John Adams had to deal with, except, they refused to send the money to the Muslims.
Not OUR current Presidents..noooooo. It’s all about globalization.
Just today, the American installed Karzai, said he wants the billions to continue to come into his hands, even after we leave.
“Afghan President Hamid Karzai says he wants the United States to provide $2 billion a year to fund Afghan security forces once international combat troops leave the country in 2014. President Karzai said Tuesday a U.S.-Afghan strategic partnership agreement that is being negotiated should include a written guarantee that Washington will provide at least $2 billion annually for Afghan security personnel. U.S. officials say they could pay up to about $4 billion a year to fund Afghan forces, but they also say the strategic pact is not meant to be a detailed aid package but a broader framework of how the two nations will work together in the future.”
So, we get out of Afghanistan, but we keep sending billions to Karzai for what? So he can line his pockets like Gaddafi?
The Kids: Brain VS Brawn
Nobody Reports
Scientists all over the world have been frantically trying to figure out how to make humans smarter. But once in a while mother nature blurbs kids out with more brains than even our smartest people…putting a hold on brain transformation a few more years.
That’s four-year- old Heidi Hankins, of England…who recently joined Mensa. Hankins has scored an IQ of 159 – just one point beneath the estimated IQ of Albert Einstein, father of the Theory of Relativity, and comparable to the estimated IQ of Stephen Hawking, one of the most noted physicists of the modern age. But it wasn’t Heidi’s bright idea to join Mensa. Her father, Matthew Hankins, 46, a lecturer at the University of Southampton, came up with that one.
“We always thought Heidi was pretty bright because she was reading early. I happen to specialize in measuring I.Q.s in children, and I was curious about her and the results were off the scale.”
Well. of course they were, DAD! (no bias here)
Nobody Wonders: What good all that IQ will do her, when she is one day, all grown up, and happens to run into this young man? Sure, he’s just a couple of years her junior. But, for all of Heidi’s great IQ, I am willing to bet, that it won’t be the IQ that will dominate..it will be the hormones rushing through her body. That bright IQ of hers will melt into puddles if he evens comes near her and shows just how strong one human can get from doing pull-ups for 22 years straight. He could have the brains of a democrat in heat, and she won’t care.
After all…ask any man with a high IQ what happens when a pretty girl goes by.
If you are like me, you can only imagine what this kid is going to become. They should have a MENSA for superhuman boys. Nobody Thinks this father was pumping testosterones into his son’s milk bottles, and just like Heidi’s dad…was going for the records.
Enjoy!
And notice, the kids not dumb. He knows he needs to get up on the chair, but he can’t budge it. A few more pushups, and dad will have to put the Kiddie program on the ceiliing.
Nobody Flashes :Doc Brown’s Tea
Nobody Flashes
This guy is REALLY funny. Somehow he combines a nice cup of tea to RAP. And he’s a very good rapper!
Enjoy! If you’re not laughing at the end of this, then may I suggest you might consider taking Prozac.
Obama’s House of Cartagena’s Secrets.
Nobody’s Opinion
WOW…How much gas did this Presidential parade cost the taxpayer?
Wait: We are used to that. We are NOT used to our Secret Service guys acting like guys at a frat party. Gee…I guess it’s old news now. When you have a President that loves to party, why shouldn’t his boys take some time off and have some fun?
There are several big reasons why every America should be concerned about this, and here’s why—
IF this had been just one or two guys, you would think that they just disrespected the President and their jobs. But…two supervisors were in on this big orgy. So, it stands to reason that this has happened before, with Obama’s permission, and is probably something that goes on all the time, and Obama just says “Hey boys, put it on the tab.”
After all, Obama understand these things. He used to be a big cocaine addict. He wouldn’t judge anyone partying, or doing cocaine, or getting prostitutes, because he has done it. And, in retrospect it might just be the way Obama likes to pay his guys. Maybe that trip to Cancun that Malia recently took with her girlfriends was REALLY a sort of present for some of his guards: sort of a fully paid vacation…as a gift from their boss. In fact— wasn’t it exactly 12 body guards that went down to Cancun? It stands to reason that grown men would be more interested in spring break than a 14- year-old girl.
Another reason: This was in Columbia, land of drug Cartels. And Obama’s first reaction to this was sort of like..Oh don’t worry. You people are making too big a deal out of this.
“I want to thank President Santos and the people of Colombia for the extraordinary hospitality in the beautiful city of Cartagena,” said Obama. “We’re having a wonderful time. And usually when I take these summit trips, part of my job is to scout out where I may want to bring Michelle back later for vacation. So we’ll make sure to come back sometime in the near future.”
That arrogant statement, was meant to upset Larry Conors (YEAH..a St. Louis hometown boy!) who recently had the guts to call Obama on all his vacations. That was Obama’s way of telling us all to “Fuck off. ” He’s staying in, and taking as many vacations as he likes. 
No one should be surprised if Obama still does cocaine, or of his lackadaisical attitude towards sex. After all, it was Obama that has made the military gay. And after this incident, I’m inclined to believe that Obama himself is gay. Is he bribing his own secret service agents to keep his “gay” secrets? How long did they keep Jack Kennedy’s affairs quiet?
Here’s a few excerpts from Kevin Duvan at Hill Buzz:
In Chicago’s Boystown gay community, older guys who frequented the little dive bars that have been around forever told tales back in the 2008 primaries about Barack Obama slipping out whenever he was in Chicago for romps at the local bathhouse “Man’s Country”. The details given in these accounts of his activities were substantial. Apparently, he went most often to this Andersonville neighborhood bathhouse on Wednesdays, and while there he was rumored to seek oral sex from older white men. According to the gossip, Barack Obamawould never reciprocate in these encounters, but enjoyed being pleasured by older white guys. Evidently, he is not a giver and is something of a selfish bathhouse regular when not being the current President of the United States.
*****During the 2008 election, I campaigned for Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primaries. Repeatedly, I heard over and over here in Chicago that Barack Obama is gay and that his marriage to Michelle is one of mutual convenience. In the black community, this is called “being on the down-low,” where a closeted gay male weds an often-times gruff and demanding woman (typically without other male suitors of her own) to take public scrutiny off them both and afford the pair a successful life they’d never achieve separately.*****Isn’t it strange that the public’s never been introduced to a SINGLE GIRLFRIEND that Barack Obama ever had in high school, college, law school, or the days before he met Michelle?
The more than 330 business executives that were scheduled to attend included Rollin Ford, executive vice president and chief administrative officer at Wal-Mart Stores Inc.; Luis Montoya, president of Latin America Beverages for PepsiCo Inc.; Rocky Becker, vice president of the Americas for Exxon Mobil Corp., and Luis Carlos Villegas, president of ANDI, Colombia’s largest business association. Obama said, alongside summit host Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos and Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff, that South American governments must work to increase the size of middle class in their countries and increase transparency.
“The days when we could think of each of our economies in isolation, those days are long gone,” the U.S. president said. “How can we make sure that globalization and that integration is benefiting a broad base of people?”
We heard much the same mantra from President George W. Bush. And it’s the same thing we will hear from Mitt Romney, if he gets in. The United States is now a “service” economy. We “service” our politicians and our global multinational corporations so that they can go out and globalize the rest of the world. And like that prostitute in Cartagena, we’re not getting paid.
*****
The LAST time in history that a closet “gay” took control of a country, the Jews got toasted.
As for his dreams of endless vacations: Let Obama take Michelle there on his own dime. He’s spent more than enough of ours,
Now, enjoy Mr. Green!










