Nobody Remembers Why We Are Fat
Nobody Remembers
When I was a kid, nobody was ‘obese.’ Every kid I knew was perfect. Normal. Leave it to Beaver size.
Once a week, my parents drove my brother and I to dancing lessons….110 miles one way across the Tamiami Trail to Miami from Naples. My mother wanted us to be the next Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers–what she got was The Lone Ranger and Tonto. (Another blog)
You would THINK at five, that the highlight of my trip would have been the fabulous underground millionaire shops at the Fountain Blue Hotel where we took our lessons..where movie stars would walk by and hope to be noticed. Or the underground window at the bar, where you could see the swimmers legs dangling under the pool. (Dad loved to stand by that one) Or the excitement of looking for alligators crossing the road. 
Nope.
The highlight of those Saturdays was…WHITE CASTLE. What my brother and I would do for lunch at White Castle. My parents would say, “Hey! So what if it’s a long drive, and you would rather stay home and play with your friends…we’ll go to White Castle!”
You think kids want to sit in a car for two hours, just to be taught how to do the cha-cha by some Cuban guy who couldn’t speak English? Heck no. It was promise of those White Castle smothered in ketchup that made us both into perfect little angels.
I’ve been a burger girl ever since.
Back then, there were not the hundreds of fast food franchises there are today, so is it any wonder that America is on the fat side? I think one of the reasons that America gets fatter by the minute, is because every single town in America has the food strip….you know: Fast Food Heaven Lane. EVERY single town across America is one big glutton street. America really manufactures— Franchisees. Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, McDonald’s, KFC…Pizza Hut, etc….
But….according to National Geographic, we can’t blame our fatness on fast food, no…we can blame it on:
THE MONKEY
Yes….that lovable NOT fat ancestor of ours, is the reason we are fat.
Once upon a time, 22 million years ago, the monkeys lazed around in the African rain forest, living on fruit which they ate year round. And then, about 5 million years later, seas receded and ice caps expanded. So, the curious monkeys went over a bridge to some different rain forests.
In other words, like the 49er’s looking for gold in the California desert, they got lost. And it kept getting colder. They couldn’t find fruit any longer, and the trees started losing their leaves.
(I hate when that happens.)
Anyway, the woods started filling up with lots of starving apes. So what happened? According to a scientist named Johnson, a mutation happened. Ape mutated some genes and became a wildly efficient processor of fructose. Even small amounts of sugar were stored as fat, in order to survive months when winter came upon the land and food was scarce.
And then the monkeys moved BACK to Africa and kept that mutative fat storage survival gene and passed it down to us, who according to the scientists— we been struggling with ever since.
That’s why, IF I go and eat the Blue Bunny Cherry Chocolate Ice Cream in my fridge, right now, I will have stored fat for the next two years.
And since sugar stimulates the same pleasure centers of the brain that respond to heroin and cocaine you CAN become addictive to it, and IF you become addicted to let’s say…doughnuts, you can rest assured that your body will store that sugar as fat, and you can blame that on the monkey.
Or if you prefer: the ice age that Al Gore missed.
And in case you haven’t noticed, we ARE coming into another ice age. This could present another problem.
The monkeys might have to go exploring again, and not be able to find fruit, AGAIN, and their genes will mutate…AGAIN…and future humans will be so big, they won’t be able to walk.
They will have to outlaw sugar. (Wait…they did that in New York.)
Instead of all these geneticists trying to design the perfect human baby, maybe they should be working on a gene mutations that takes sugar and turns it into muscle instead. What good is a smart baby if it craves sugar? Huh? Think about that.
And MAYBE the real reason scientists are studying all these monkeys, is because they are waiting for the monkeys to mutate into humans.
Frankly, I am too. I want them to start talking so that we can ask them why they are not fat?
There’s more than one missing link in the scientific liberal basket.
I’m not sure just what to do with this information but, now that I think about it, I’m going to go have a few scoops of chocolate cherry ice cream, and then maybe…White Castle for lunch tomorrow.
I learned my lesson from National Geographic: Don’t Starve–your ancestors will never forgive you.
It’s the least we can do for ‘evolution.’ Go ahead—have one more….
Nobody’s Fool: George Carlin
Nobody’s Fool
Here’s one of my favorite blast from the past: A Classic—George Carlin on Mother Earth and the environmental wackos.
I can never get enough of George, he was Nobody’s Fool…ever.
Enjoy!
WHY is Obama Arming Every Bozo in the Government?
Nobody Wins
By now, you’d have to be a certified bonehead to trust your government. For instance, the fact that Obama didn’t even TALK about gun control during his State of the Union speech, has me worried. He only harped on it for three whole years. So why?
Well..it seems, very quietly, Obama has been arming every single government department under his executive reach. Even…the Post Office.
This from Info Wars:
On Jan. 31, the USPS Supplies and Services Purchasing Office posted a notice on the Federal Business Opportunities website asking contractors to register with USPS as potential ammunition suppliers for a variety of cartridges
And it’s not just the Post Office. I don’t know about you, but the LAST people I would want to arm would be my local postman. I still don’t believe I need to ‘tip’ him at Christmas. And that’s not all….he can’t officially make his own army by going through Congress…so he is just going to arm everybody that works for him:
Since 2001, the U.S. Dept. of Education has been building a massive arsenal through purchases orchestrated by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
Can you imagine Johnny’s 3rd grade teacher coming after you?
The Education Dept. has spent over $80,000 so far on Glock pistols and over $17,000 on Remington shotguns.
Back in July, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration also purchased 72,000 rounds of .40 Smith & Wesson, following a 2012 purchase for 46,000 rounds of .40 S&W jacketed hollow point by the National Weather Service.
Right. The weathermen need guns. What? Are they expecting to be attacked by the American citizens because it won’t stop snowing when we were PROMSIED global warming?
Including mass purchases by the Dept. of Homeland Security, non-military federal agencies combined have purchased an estimated amount of over two billion rounds of ammunition in the past two years.
Additionally, the U.S. Army bought almost 600,000 Soviet AK-47 magazines last fall, enough to hold nearly 18,000,000 rounds of 7.62x39mm ammo which is not standard-issue for either the U.S. military or even NATO.
I won’t even go into the fact that we have Chinese, Russians, and Iraq’s training right here on our own soil. And why did the Soviet’s get that contract? Do you smell a rat here?
Do you REALLY think your President…loves you?
And then, I read this: Justice Scalia is giving us all a heads’ up: He was commenting on the unlawful act committed by FDR, when he rounded up all Japanese and put them in barbed wired camps. He says this:
Well of course Korematsu was wrong. And I think we have repudiated in a later case. But you are kidding yourself if you think the same thing will not happen again,” Scalia told students and faculty during a lunchtime Q-and-A session.
“That’s what was going on – the panic about the war and the invasion of the Pacific and whatnot. That’s what happens. It was wrong, but I would not be surprised to see it happen again, in time of war. It’s no justification, but it is the reality,” he added, according to the Associated Press.
Nobody Wins, when a President arms every bozo in the government, and does it quietly, and without fanfare…and then invites the head of the Muslim Brotherhood to the White House.
Something tells me, it’s not the Muslim Brotherhood he’s worried about.
The Successful ‘Progressive’ Governments
Nobody Wonders
Have you noticed? There is an epidemic of governments not being able to finish their projects. Obama had three years to get up his fabulous Obamacare website, and it still doesn’t work. You can get on, but you can never leave…and the government has all your information, but you still don’t have health care.
And now, the reporters in Russia are sending pictures of their hotel rooms at the Winter Olympics in Russia, (Which Russia has had two years to get ready) where their hotel rooms lack doors, shower curtains, lobbies, doors, light bulbs, and drinking water.
BUT…you can be rest assured some Obama lovers in Canada got VERY well paid for the failing site, nevertheless, (by the taxpayers) and some Friends of Putin Russian got paid (by THEIR taxpayers)— probably up front to build a few hotels for the international reporters.
Nobody Wonders how progressive government can claim to be ‘progressive.’? Good thing we have the Russian Hacker, to teach all the progressive USA Olympic watchers here in the states, how to properly eat their chicken wings while watching the Winter games. Something he learned in the KGB. Russia and America would probably just merge, if Obama would just come out of the closet. 
The King’s Court Jester: Jimmy Fallon
Nobody Knows
Neil Cavuto just couldn’t figure out today, why Jay Leno, who has the highest ratings on late night TV, was being replaced. And that’s the question isn’t it? David Letterman use to be the big guy on the block, and then…one day after Hillary Clinton was a guest on his show, Letterman had a heart attack. I saw that show. I never wanted to watch him again, he was such a kiss-up to her. And that’s probably the reason that Jay got the job. Many Americans, stopped watching Dave after he started promoting the Clintons and other democrats on his show. The big guys know the numbers. But Jay, is doing great…so why replace him now?
Nobody Knows, you might say. Wait..We certainly DO know. It’s call midterm elections. Obama GOT elected by going on all the late night talk shows. It helped endure him to the mindless masses who get all their ‘thought processes’ from entertainers. Reassure the white audiences who weren’t sure about him, and promote his big flashing pop-star smile. Obama needs to get to the young, his base…because the older people tend to be conservative……..and who has promoted the Obama’s better than Jimmy Fallon?
Nobody has promoted the Obama’s more than Jimmy. He’s almost the White House live-in court-jester. How many times did Jimmy Fallon do exercises with Michelle at the White House? Can you picture Johnny Carson, going to the White House to do sit-ups with Nancy Reagan? Maybe if Jay Leno had gone to the White House and followed Bo around, and said really nice things about the “Commander-in-Chief” –how really cool he was, he would not have been fired.
Yes, fired. GE owns the network, and Jeffery Immelt is Obama’s bud. GE pays no taxes, and Jeffery is one of his advisors. Obama needs Jimmy. Real bad. Even the dumbest of voters are waking up to the high cost of Obamacare and the fact that he lied to them. The college kids are finding out there ARE no jobs. And Obama needs them to sign up to that Obamacare. Who better to get to promote Obama’s agenda than Jimmy Fallon?
(see video below)
Yesterday I was at my local Dollar Store (buying my weekly pack of Juicy Fruit) and I stopped in front of the cheap magazine isle. There was a TIME magazine made just for kids and it was all about Obama. It was filled with great glossy pictures of Obama at his desk, with his kids, the dogs,—- looking like he was working, and then it was going to teach the kids about their government. It started with the great President…(Obama) and then the Senate…and then. That’s it. No mention of the House of Representatives. The people’s house was conveniently left out of TIME. To any kid reading this—There’s President Obama and his Senate. Bo the dog…
And…Jimmy Fallon. The Tonight Show will become Obama’s personal message board— a place where all his Marxist ideas can be made into the most coolest propaganda…with the help, of little Jimmy and his all black-band. To fundamentally change America, you must get the young. The old people remember.
So, will the American people watch Jimmy Fallon, if he keeps promoting the Obama’s? Nobody Knows, but I do know that I won’t.
And Nobody Knows what will happen to the very popular Jay Leno, but at least he won’t have to be a ward of the state. He can retire knowing that he did not become the King’s personal political court clown. He can go back to doing what he does best….being a comedian.
Obama Rewards the IRS—For A Job Well Done
Nobody Reports
In order to boost the morale at the IRS, Obama has decided to GIVE THEM A RAISE!
After all, going after conservatives have left them in really low spirits—because there are just so MANY conservatives to watch…nobody told them. Not to mention, this year, they will have to work overtime to keep an eye on those Tea Party terrorists, god forbid any of them get into the public eye during these upcoming elections.
The President is very proud of his IRS tea party killer team, he said this:
“There were some bone-headed decisions,” the president told Bill O’Reilly in a pre-Super Bowl interview Sunday, but he said the agency’s actions did not involve “even a smidgen of corruption.”
Citing the need to boost employee morale, the Internal Revenue Service’s new commissioner said Monday that he will pay out millions of dollars in bonuses to agency employees, reversing a decision his predecessor made to save money amid the sequester budget cuts and other belt-tightening last year
“This is money best spent on our existing employees,” he said in an email to agency employees. “The performance award payouts are in recognition of that great work done in very trying circumstances. I firmly believe that this investment in our employees will directly benefit taxpayers and the tax system.”
Agency officials said they will pay $43.4 million to employees represented by labor unions and $19.1 million to other employees, for a total of $62.5 million in bonuses for 2013.
With this news, I’m sure we can all expect the upcoming 2014 videos to be directed by Steven Spielberg or George Lucas….after all, if they can spend billions promoting Healthcare, the IRS should get at least equal billing.
I’ll be watching for Beyoncé to promote the IRS on TV. Maybe she’ll throw some money around while dancing with Michelle…both smashing Tea Party china.
Hey…call me. I have some ideas. Anything is better than having to watch THIS:
Nobody’s Perfect: Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Nobody’s Perfect:
Too bad, I thought. I really liked that actor…Phillip Seynour Hoffman. Twister would not have been as fun a movie without his electrifying portrayal of a crazy, adrenaline addicted maniac weatherman, who loved the excitement of tornadoes. Twister is one of my favorite movies.
Phillip Seynour Hoffman died Superbowl Sunday, from a heroin overdose. They found 50 bags of heroin in his house.
Out here in normal America, nobody is shocked. And it got me to thinking about Hollywood…and how, once upon a time, I went there to make my mark…to seek fame and fortune.
Want to know why so many Hollywood stars die of drug overdoses?
When I was 24–I had just broke up with a boyfriend, and decided, (against my family’s wishes), to go to Hollywood and get a job as a drummer and try for fame and fortune. I had an invitation to stay for free at a young, well-connected producer’s house, which was not far from the Hollywood strip.
It was exciting….at first. L.A. was about as far from the hills of Missouri as you can get…and I tagged along with the producer and met his friends, who all had money, mostly because they were kids of Hollywood money. Kids of stars. Kids whose parents and grandparents had worked for MGM, Paramount, Disney, and were household names— Kids who had never in their life worked a normal job. They had nothing to do but run around and hang out.
Pretty nice life.
And you know what these people talked about constantly? Drugs. Cocaine. And cars. And Rodeo Drive. I could not imagine for the life of me a more boring existence. I was there a month, and did not hear one mature or intelligent thought come out of one well-fed mouth. I pretended I was …just quiet. I just observed…and watched, and was totally shocked at the culture difference between their world and mine.
While these young men and women had houses with swimming pools, the most expensive cars and lots of money— ALL they wanted to do was get high.
Within a few days, I learned to hate L.A, the concrete beneath my feet, and the idiots who lived there. I came back home, disillusioned about the high price I would have to pay for fame. If I wanted to get famous, I had to hang out with the right people and stick that crap up my nose?
Sweet Jesus. I could not WAIT to leave.
Hollywood had fallen for Hanoi Jane. (Whose best buddy is now in the White House) The old-time movie stars, who were simply alcoholics, had kids who got into cocaine, simply because. They’ve got the money, and it’s cool.
And trust me: they are bored, with no clue about how to make themselves feel good, because they never had to work. Being someone’s famous kid, is just not enough to make yourself feel good about …who YOU are. These kids are deprived of the chance to grow into mature adults. And then, they become addicts.
I don’t know how, or WHO flooded the United States with drugs during Vietnam, but I’ve heard military people say, the war in Vietnam was all about our government making money off of the drugs. I’ve also read it was part of the “communist ” plan to destroy America from within.
Take your pick. What matters is that drugs have killed millions, per hour, per diem, per–ever. 
The long list of people who have died from drugs in Hollywood knows no end does it? We watched John Belushi, Jim Morrison, Jimi Henrick, Janis Joplin, Corey Monteith, and Heath Ledger kill themselves. Robert Downey Jr. evidently was saved by his friend Mel Gibson, who himself is an alcoholic. We can only wait and watch for the many who will surely die in the future.
How the Beatles survived is anybody’s guess.
Justin Beiber seems to want to be the next James Dean.
You have to wonder why people who have the world going for them…kill themselves with drugs.
Just WHO is getting these people hooked?
Our own President came out recently and said that marijuana causes no more harm than alcohol. Just the fact, that we elected a President who admitted to be a BIGTIME drug user before he ran for office, shows you just how far we have come in excepting drugs into our lives.
Yes, Obama was one of those rich kids…bored. But cool.
Nobody has said before, Nobody Thinks Obama still does cocaine. I had a doctor tell me once, cocaine is the one drug that nobody can quit. Add to that the pharmaceutical companies pouring out drugs even for babies, and we are a drugged-up society.
Looking back–I’m so glad I did not choose to pay the price for success in Hollywood. I like to think I had a good chance at being a star: I could sing, dance, play drums, keyboards, guitar… But…if hanging out with the ‘right’ people was the price I had to pay, let’s just say, I lacked the ambition.
And I tell myself daily, as I shop at the Dollar Store…I did not grab my fame and fortune when I could have but, Nobody’s Perfect—especially me.
Phillip joins the long list of misplaced souls….
From Drudge:
Some have expressed surprise that Hoffman, who seemed so calm and erudite in public was a drug addict, yet this shows an ignorance of how socially acceptable drug taking is in the film industry. While it would be ridiculous to say everyone is doing it – that’s far from the truth – it’s become so socially accepted that it’s no surprise to hear about anyone who does.
And now, the next time I see the movie, Twister, I will say, “God, I can’t believe he’s dead.”
R.I.P. Phillip Seymour Hoffman. I must admit, you did something that I could have never have done. You paid the highest price there is: for…Hollywood perfection. The world…will miss you.
Nobody Flashes Happy Cows
Nobody Flashes Email
With all the bad news surrounding us everyday, here’s a bit of good news, about what some regular nobody people in Germany did for some local cows.
If you have never seen cows bounce around (something I am witnessing for the first time here) don’t miss this!
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
Seahawks 43, Broncos 8——Obama 43, O’Reilly 8
Nobody’s Opinion
We all know who won the Superbowl game…it was a blowout. But…who won points on the Bill O’Reilly interview? Let’s review it, point by point:
1. Obamacare: Bill starts the kickoff with the question of WHEN did Obama know about the terrible problems with the Obamacare rollout? Obama came back with he knew there would be ‘glitches’ because he’s such a savvy tech guy of course, and then said nobody anticipated the problems, but they fixed it in just three months, and now it works fine, and 3 million people have signed up.
SCORE: First down. Bill got slammed to the ground the 10 yard line on that one.
It’s NOT fixed. Not only are people STILL having trouble getting on, and the site is as insecure as Target at Christmas, the costs will be enormous. It’s destroying jobs, but Obama makes it sound like they just had a small problem. And since Obama had 3 years to ‘get it right,’ a good reporter would have asked about the jobs being lost, why they made the 30 hour a week penalty, and if Obama is hoping, like he once expressed on video, that he should go to a one payer system. but he didn’t. Obama scores 10 points.
2. Fire Sebeluis: Bill gets the ball…make a long pass…wants to know why he as a taxpayer has to pay for Sibelius salary since she was the cause of the fault of Obamcare. Obama flashes a big smile, intercepts the ball, and switches the subject to what his job is in the future, avoiding even talking about her, and says he just wants to concentrate on making Obamacare works.
SCORE: Second Down: Obama now has the ball. Obama scores another 13 points.
Bill should have asked why his administration is so incompetent and can we continue to expect such incompetence for the rest of his term? He didn’t.
3. Obama’s Biggest Mistake: Bill comes back with a harder play: Did Obama think his biggest mistake was telling everyone they could keep their doctor? Obama zigzags over that question like pro. “You have a long list of my mistakes–” he tells O’Reilly, and goes on the attack. “It’s in the past.” he says. And THEN makes sure he reminds Bill that he once said that Obama —” looks pretty good” ! Yes…Obama reminds Bill that he once said Obama was doing good.
SCORE: O’Reilly is losing by this time. He is so caught off guard by Obama’s slipping out of every question…he’s not sure where to go. Obama knew that nobody was gong to be able to keep their doctor. It’s been proven that he knew. He just lied about it, and then lied again about it to Bill O’Reilly.
Score another 10 points for Obama
4. Benghazi: You have to admire the spirit of Bill O’Reilly. It’s becoming obvious that he had to submit the questions he was going to ask Obama before Obama would even do this interview, therefore Obama was prepared to dance around every question: But Bill does NOT give up. He remarks that a General testified that Leon Pannetta KNEW Benghazi was a terrorist attack within minutes, and wants to know IF he told Obama. But, Obama got his game. He says that there was a mix of people there that night, and nobody knew what was going on: Clowns, probably midget, maybe a few terrorist, but come on…it was some kind of attack, and he admitted that the next day Bill. Fox News does nothing but tell lies and deceptions, and basically doesn’t know facts of any kind…insinuates Obama.
SCORE: Wow. Bill can’t get pass the 50 years line. What he should have asked was WHY did Obama, Susan Rice, and Hillary Clinton swear for three whole weeks that it was just a bunch of people out walking who were upset by a video? And when Obama starting explaining that nobody knows that places are dangerous, Bill should have said, “Obviously YOU didn’t know, or YOU would have protected them…so how can other people know, when you don’t?”
Obama blamed Fox news, and scored another 10 points.
5. IRS: Bill then asks about the IRS. No time in history did the head of the IRS visit the White House 157 times. He was trying to get the President to admit that the White House was involved in going after his conservative enemies. Obama said there was not a smidgen of corruption in the IRS. But, bonehead decisions are allowed. Oh…and he doesn’t recall every meeting with that IRS agent. Of course he doesn’t.
SCORE: Bill should have asked: So you’re saying you don’t watch anything that happens in the White House? You never know about anything that happens…ever? How can you be President and not know anything? But he didn’t.
6. Fundamentally Change America : Bill reads a question from a reader. It’s the longest pass of the night. And the question stands alone –as a touchdown. Bill asks the question why does Obama fundamentally want to change America? After all…Obama said it. Then Obama goes into his next “We need to get jobs, work hard…” speech.
SCORE: Even though Obama dodged the question, the question alone was great:
O’Reilly scores 8 points.
And in the end, Bill conceded victory to Obama by saying, “I think your heart is in the right place.”
Joe Wilson, he is not. It takes more than just talent and practice to win a football game: it takes courage. And it takes even MORE courage to go up against a corrupt leader as powerful as President Obama and call him on his lies.
All I can say about Bill is: “I think his heart was in the right place.”
GAME: Obama
Michelle Obama On PUPPY BOWL!!! Nooooooooooo!
Nobody Flashes
NO…NO! NO! NO! This is soooooooooo wrong!
They steal our money, our future, our hopes and dreams and NOW…our Puppies!!!
I just saw Michelle Obama on PUPPY BOWL!
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
THIS…Is How You Welcome a Soldier Home….
Nobody Gets Email
Before the Puppy Bowl, there was “Daddy’s come home!” Puppy joy! Notice how all the women are saying “Daddy’s come home?” I thought that was funny, we do the very same thing at our house. I once heard Michael Savage say that because so many people don’t have grandchildren now, and married couples are not having children…their dogs have become their “children.” I think he makes a very good point.
But…these dogs sure REMEMBER their best buds, even though they’ve been gone for such a long time, and nobody deserves that big love as much as our soldiers.
TELL me dogs don’t have the same emotions as humans.
Hey, blame it on the folks at Budweiser…I’m on a puppy roll this weekend.
Enjoy! Then go hug your puppy!
(And do remember on this Superbowl day…the real heroes, don’t have million-dollar contracts.)
How to Get Into Obama’s ER…
Nobody Reads
In the number one best seller, Liberty and Tyranny, Mark Levin had this to report about health care in Great Britain:
In Great Britain, in order to limit waiting time in emergency rooms, the National Health Service has mandated that all patients admitted to a hospital be treated within four hours. However, the inefficiencies of a government-run system cannot be cured by the passage of a law. Consequently, instead of sitting for house in the hospital waiting room, thousand of patients are forced to wait in ambulances parked outside emergency rooms. Having patients wait in ambulances allows hospital to see loophole in delaying care. If the patient is waiting in an ambulance, he cannot be admitted to the hospital and, therefore does not need to be treated waiting the four hour legal time period.
Nobody predicts this will become commonplace in America, because, in MY neighborhood, this was happening long before Obamacare.
Have you ever seen that commercial on TV that tells you that if you are having a stroke, it’s imperative that you get to the hospital as soon as you can?
Ha.
When my mother suffered her stroke one Friday the 13th, 2001, the paramedics arrived at the house, within four minutes. It was some kind of record I thought.
As I ran out and jumped into the front seat of the ambulance, the driver…just sat there. We didn’t move.
“WHY are we not moving?” I asked.
“Well, I can’t go unless I get an okay from a hospital that will permit me to enter.”
Long story short, we sat in front of my house for a good twenty minutes, and then the guy drove about 5 miles an hour, hoping for a “go” to continue to the nearest hospital. And he only took off because I was losing my patience. We arrived at the hospital about an hour later, (a ten minute drive from my house) and sat THERE another fifteen minutes.
Because this happened to me TWICE…I finally figured out what the hold-up was.
You see, in St. Louis, blacks shoot themselves up every night. So in America, the gunshot young gang members and black drug dealers ALWAYS get first dibs on the hospitals. And if there are more than two, than any old person having a stroke or heart attack will be told to go to another hospital or wait …until they have time for them.
I’m sure this happens in all cities. It doesn’t seem fair. The older white people, who worked hard, pay taxes, raised families, good honest people, are pushed aside for the low-life criminal.
Of course, if you are say, 65, and having a stroke, and if you make it to the hospital in time, you can recover from that stroke and live many years.
Look at Hillary Clinton.
So, I expect to see the ambulances lining up in America, as they do in Britain…..maybe the answer is, if you are having a stroke, tell the ambulance driver you’re illegal, and have someone shoot you in the leg. You have a better chance of your leg healing, the brain bleeding for more than an hour…not so much.
Go ahead, start practicing a few Spanish words now……”My name is Jose e manna…I’ve beeeeennnn shot! Alla Puta! ” 
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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