Nobody Knows: If I’ll Have Jelly For My Toast in 500 Days

Nobody Knows

This week was filled with questions like…why did it take so long for the gay guy to get picked for the NFL? Why did Karl Rove remind us all that Hillary Clinton might have brain damage? Why are they even holding elections in the Ukraine? And more importantly, when will we see Putin finding the cure for cancer?

Since I have trouble deciding what jelly to put on my toast in the morning, you can see, I’m filled with confusion..so, let’s me just pass some of the weekly confusion around like apple butter.

Speaking of Putin..

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Nobody Knows that the Biden’s are getting into the Oil business in Putin’s Ukraine!

Hunter Biden, the younger son of Vice President Joe Biden, is joining the board of a gas company operating in Ukraine, the company announced Tuesday, as the West seeks to help Ukraine wean itself off its dependence on Russian energy.

It must be nice to be the son of the VP, and have a liberal media who won’t touch you. If this was a Bush…they’d be all over it. But, how much money are the Biden’s going to be making ‘helping’ Ukraine? Nobody Knows.

And since Hunter is NOT going to build solar power in the Ukraine– Will there be an EPA over there making sure that the gas emissions don’t contribute to global warming? Where is CNN on this environmental destruction?

And speaking of environmental destructions—

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Nobody Knows that according to the French, we will all die horrible deaths in 500 days. Standing next to John Kerry, Prime Minister Fabius said:

“And very important issues, issue of climate change, climate chaos,” the foreign minister said. “And we have – as I said, we have 500 days to avoid climate chaos, and I know that President Obama and John Kerry himself are committed on this subject and I’m sure that with them, with a lot of other friends, we shall be able to reach success on this very important matter.”

Nobody knows how much money Fabius and Kerry are going to make off this grand scare, but if we all die due to climate change chaos, I am personally blaming France. It’s about time we blamed them for something.

And speaking of blaming…

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Nobody Knows why Michelle Obama is all concerned about the stolen girls in Nigeria. She was so concerned she held up a sign, “Bring Home Our Girls.” Rush Limbaugh reports that the Obama’s actually blame the Christian Nigerian government for inciting Muslims to kidnap, rape, and torture young stolen women, and that’s why the Boko Haram thugs were never put on the terrorist lists. So why all the attention now? Was it because Putin was making Obama look like a girly girl on the world stage?

Nobody Knows why four dead Americans in Benghazi didn’t deserve a Michelle Obama sign that said, “We will find you.” but Obama has sent drones, special forces—he is going all out to find those girls.

Meanwhile—the killers of ambassador Stevens are still riding around waving their free Obama US military weapons. Why did Obama forget all about those thugs? The guys in Benghazi where white. The Nigerian girls are black…uh…naaaaaaaah….

And speaking of riding around….

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Nobody Knows why Alec Baldwin won’t ride his bike on the right side of the street in New York:

He was stopped by officers for riding the wrong way on a street. When the officers asked for ID, he got belligerent because he had none on him,” In Touch Weekly reported. “The officers placed him under arrest for disorderly conduct.”

Gee…do you think that the world is just out to get Mr. Baldwin? Alec had this to say:

“New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign.” 

Spoken like a true conservative: Wait…Alec is a big liberal. Nobody Knows how come he keeps getting “harassed” by officials, but I even liberals have to learn you can’t call your daughter a pig, and you can’t call people ‘fags’. Poor Alex…he just can’t be his own lovable self.

I think, they should make him sell his bike. Nobody Knows why Alec Baldwin never loses his jobs over his unacceptable publically correct behavior, but he always keeps working…..

Unlike the rest of America….

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Nobody Knows that the real drive behind amnesty is big business, but here’s a big hint:

Jay Timmons, the president and CEO of the National Association of Manufacturers, said he believes an immigration bill will pass near the end of this year. He said creating some pathway to citizenship for non-legal residents is “absolutely essential” for manufacturers to help bring skilled workers to the United States.

So, we will be flooded with cheap labor, but Obama is fighting to get them higher wages so that when they get here, they will get paid more at McDonalds than the average American citizen graduate with a degree.

—-And Obama’s higher minimum wage idea, is hurting…once again—-veterans.

 Gamble Guest Care, which owns Shreveport Manor, explained in a statement its refusal to increase wage rates: “The additional labor expenses are simply unaffordable. As such, many long term care providers have indicated that they will no longer seek or renew V.A. contracts.”

The old guys will be out on the street again. Thanks Obama. We know you hate the military but putting the old guys out on the street?

What did I learn from all this confusion?

I should be thankful I can still choose which jelly to put on my morning toast.

I might start hoarding.

May 14, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | American Soldiers, Barack Obama, Benghazi, Uncategorized | corruption, Hunter Biden, Michelle Obama, Obama