Nobody Knows Where Common Sense Went
Nobody Knows
Common sense this week, is being flushed down the toilet bowl along with San Francisco’s ageing sewer pipes, and the answers to what seems obvious to those of us over the age of 20, are becoming as nebulous as one of our “President’s” speeches.
So, let’s start with a fun one shall we? I have a reader, who thankfully catches me on all my mistakes, especially when it comes to what I get in my email. Mostly, I am just amused by my emails, and if I like the content, I post it….and share it…and sometimes they might be ‘urban’ legends, and sometimes they are true, more often than not, they are not, but there you go.
Nevertheless, to spend hours trying to figure out the truth to an email, is not I have time for, because sometimes I don’t even have time to find out what DAY it is….(not important in the speck of universal knowledge to my mind.) so SNOPES was suggested…and the reason I don’t always trust SNOPES is because, I have read, that George Soros funds the site under Media Matters..and just to show that SNOPES has a bias and I am NOT making this up– some parents are concerned about that too: The Girl Scouts are being told to check facts on SNOPES, which has big liberal bias: And the Girls Scouts are being told to consult it for all information:
The book referred young readers to Media Matters for America as one of the primary sources for debunking lies and deceit, as the organization is known for its overtly partisan — and progressive — stances. The Internet is a breeding ground for “urban legends,” which are false stories told as if true, and then spread quickly. Next time you receive a txt or a forwarded e-mail about something terrible that happened to someone, try to confirm it. The fact-checking site snopes.com investigates everything from urban legends to “news” articles and posts its findings.
So, I’m not sure how bias they are, because, some of the stuff they report truly is right..but, until someone sends me a website that is NOT bias—we all have to refer to our own common sense.
As the Trump says in his book, “The Art of the Deal:” Trust you gut.
And speaking of Commons Sense:
Greece is on the verge of collapse, and according to the experts, it’s only a matter of time before this happens to us.
And then, almost in the same breath, it was all over the news: Uh…by the way, Puerto Rico is going to default soon also, but while Greece won’t do much to us, Puerto Rico WILL affect the United States…because it is about 76 billion in debt, where as Detroit was only 8 billion, and WHY the United States is responsible I have no clue because, somebody explain to me how can Puerto Rico be part of the United States but not a state? And also, did politicians just claim it was part of us because most of the young people from Puerto Rico live in New York, and that just leaves old people who WE will have to support in Puerto Rico, and the big companies just wanted the cheap labor…so they just said that Puerto Rico is part of the U.S., and how does this work again?
Nobody Knows. Where’s Geraldo to confuse us when you need him?
And speaking of confusing: Obama wants to spend more money. He just said that everyone should be paid overtime in the United States. He gave everyone a raise, and it was reported that small businesses are going to have a hard time doing this, and can someone tell me when did it become law that the President of the United States can tell businesses what to do and how much they have to pay their employees?
I’m confused. Isn’t that fascism? This is a serious sewer pipe overload of hogwash or what? 
Not only that, how long has Obama been saying he was going to FIX the infrastructure? Isn’t that what his big stimulus was all about? Shovel ready jobs? And he is STILL talking and making promises about it? What? Do Politicians sit around and go, “You can promise ANYTHING and repeat it ever year! The average citizen has a memory of about one month at the most. Most of the time, they don’t even remember what you say this week to week.”
What do they think we are…gerbils? (Answer: yes.)
And speaking of gerbils,
Here’s a gerbil statement if I ever read one:
“The United States may not be facing full-scale financial insolvency at the levels Greece is experiencing, but with the Social Security Disability program facing bankruptcy within a year and the Highway Trust Fund expected to be insolvent by the end of the summer, it’s obvious we have to be wiser with the federal pocketbook if we want to have any hope of getting the budget under control.”
“Hope?” They stop counting the debt clock about two years ago. They have NO idea where half the money that is spent even goes. They have been known to misplace trillions, and that’s in EVERY department of the government.
Nobody keeps track of it.
Yes. Common sense tells most of us that there IS no common sense in Washington D.C.
Common sense tells us, we should just dig a deep ditch around the Capitol, and let it float out to sea. Maybe it would bump into Puerto Rico and finally merge.
The Pontifical Pontoon of New Jersey Wants the White House
Nobody Reports
The fact that Greece’s economy is collapsing (Oh, and we forgot to tell you, Puerto Rico’s is too) got pushed onto the back burner today because the big man, the ponderous pontifical pontoon of New Jersey, Chris Christie, announced his run for President in his old high school gym. And what a melodramatic oration it was—the fat boy of New Jersey made it to the top.
And he did it all by being a typical politician. He speaks well. He looks like he will get things done. The speech was the same old song…”I will represent the People!”
Right. And my grandmother is still alive and working for Hooters.
Christie let it be known that he wasn’t going to mess around: His message was, crooks have taken your social security, and therefore, it’s broke. But I’m the only guy who is going fix it. I will do what’s right, not what’s popular and therefore, I’m the man to save the country. You will have to get less, and work longer…that’s just the fact folks, so belly up your money.
Uh…we already have one of these “my way or the highway” buffoons in the White House, which was Christie’s message.
While many people are knocking Donald Trump, compared to Chris Christie, Donald is mellow. I’d take his “You’re fired” any day of the week to Christie’s “Shut up!” I have visions of Christie telling the American people on a daily basis, “SHUT UP! I will TELL you how it’s going to be!”
Whatever. And it doesn’t look like he plays much golf, so we won’t get relief from that.
Christie’s sight has always been for the Presidency. His speech at the Republican Convention was all about HIM…not Romney. Everybody was going “Huh?” What’s he talking about? I thought he was going to praise Romney? Truly it was a slap in the face. And then when he came out embracing Obama right before the election, many people thought THAT lost the election for Romney. If Christie couldn’t stand by the conservatives, and stay away from Obama for one more week, then what?
It was a major slap in the fact to Romney.
It was all about Christie. To us, and in retrospect, Christie knew he could destroy Romney, but then that’s good, because running against Obama in 2016 would be great for him. And that was his plan.
It was a selfish move for the country. But come on..the guy has a HUGE appetite. He wants the big banana. He wants it all….and he’s foaming at the mouth for it.
Personally, I think the democrats will stay off him, because at heart, he’s a New Jersey boy: And what do you think of when you think of New Jersey?
Corruption. Mafia. Union…thugs. Men who push their weight around and are used to getting their way.
That’s Chris Christie.
At first, we were all amazed at his brazenness.
Now, he’s just another schoolyard bully.
Like I said, we already have on bully in the White House. Why elect another?
Nobody’s Perfect: The People of California VS the People of Texas
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have the people around a California Beach, VS the people in downtown Austin, Texas.
Which group of Americans have less brain matter floating in the frontal lobe?
For this…I will need your help. First, watch the above video where Mark Dice gets a lot of young kids to sign a petition to replace the American Flag with a New World Order Flag. Notice, one guy is wearing the American Flag on his tee-shirt.
And then below, watch as some young people in Austin, Texas are asked to sign a petition to get rid of that racist, and treasonous, statue of George Washington.
And if you watch both, tell me…which bunch of morons wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award?
Is it the beach bums, who seem to not even care what they are signing? Or is it the Austin university students that…according to one guy:
“It’s so bad it’s like as if you’re having a statue of maybe Hitler or someone like that.”
Who wins?
Well, basically the American people all lose because our country is FILLED with idiots…but I have to say that we all expect kids in California to be stupid, but the people of Texas?
Wait…isn’t that where X President George W. Bush has his presidential library? Isn’t this the state of Rick Perry? What DID these guys do to their educational system?
Look, Nobody Wins this contest. That’s it. After watching these two video’s, I’m running down to my local dollar store and stock up on American flags…
I want to be prepared.
And maybe I’ll start a petition to finally get a monument to John Adams, who, was the ONLY founder who had no slaves, if you go by their messed up reasoning, John Adams should get a monument bigger than the White House. In John Adams house in Braintree, in the family dining room, was a picture of HIS idol…George Washington.
I’m just saying.
Amigo’s! No I.D.? No Problemo!
Nobody Flashes
While all the black people are worried about those racist ‘whites’, Nobody Predicts that some day, they will long for the good old days when honky’s walked around and gave them jobs, and paid for their cell phones, and welfare: 
This from the Guardian:
The United States is now the world’s second largest Spanish-speaking country after Mexico, according to a new study published by the prestigious Instituto Cervantes.
The report says there are 41 million native Spanish speakers in the US plus a further 11.6 million who are bilingual, mainly the children of Spanish-speaking immigrants. This puts the US ahead of Colombia (48 million) and Spain (46 million) and second only to Mexico (121 million).
Among the sources cited in the report is the US Census Office which estimates that the US will have 138 million Spanish speakers by 2050, making it the biggest Spanish-speaking nation on Earth, with Spanish the mother tongue of almost a third of its citizens.
Yes, our ‘white’ leaders (And Obama) have given you a new nation America, and it will be Spanish! Smile!
The Supreme Court just said it’s okay for ANYBODY to vote in America’s election. Welcome to the New World Order.
Now, go back to your local TV News program and find out HOW those convicts used ordinary pepper to lead the dogs off their scent.
Wal-Mart: Let’s All Send Some ISIS Cakes to Obama From Wal-Mart
Nobody’s Opinion.
So–it begins—
COMRADES! I just found out today, from CNN of course, that white criminals are now...wait for it....wait…wait………CONFEDERATES!
The South has risen! Hallelujah! Yes…it’s true!
I was quietly putting on my eye makeup, and I got tired of listening to the endless, mindless, police chase patter, of two convicts that had escaped prison—–on FOX.
( Never mind, that, Obama himself released over 30,000 dangerous convicts just last month, and Newt Gingrich and his old Comrade Van Jones, want to release MORE )
Anyway, I had FOX on, and so to get off the subject I turned to CNN, which of course, had the same stupid stuff on. 
“David Sweat HAS been caught!” CNN reported. The excitement was overwhelming. It only took over 459,596 law enforcement people, and about $8 million dollars in overtime to catch the guy, but feel safe folks. He’s caught.
They were proud that THIS one (David) wasn’t shot three times in the head like his other convict buddy. (Personally, I think that’s overkill, but he’s white, so it’s okay.)
And then the conversation went something like this:
Lady CNN GAL: So, it seems this guy was going for the border, and they didn’t have any outside help, like the mob, or a gang…because, they really must have had a hard time just the two of them. If they had more help from the outside, they might have pulled this off. (The thought of their escape obviously made her little heart become overheated.)
Man CNN Reporter: You are right—as far as we can tell, there were no gangs, no Confederates waiting on the outside to help them make a batter escape.
WHAT? WHAT? What exactly was he saying?
1. There is a mass organization of white criminal men in America and they call themselves the Confederates? What do they do? Hunt possums? Reenact old Civil War battles? Are they planning to attack Nancy Pelosi’s private jet with old rusty cannons?
2. Does Glenn Beck belong to this secret Confederate band of brothers because he personally asked millions of people to go order cakes made like the Confederate Flag? And can this guy sue HIM for the cake, for giving him the idea?
3. If those two convicts belonged to the Confederate Union, why would they draw such wonderful pictures of Obama and Hillary in prison? Is Obama secretly the head of the Confederate army?
4. Does ISIS eat their Wal-Mart ordered cake, before they behead a Christian, or after?
5. Was the lady that made the cake, a member of ISIS? And if so, what is she doing working at Wal-Mart?
6. Or is this just a liberal ploy to get white men to start forming “white Confederate” secret CIA invented clubs, so that Obama can say, “See, I TOLD you that there were slave owners in America!”
I had to shake my head twice. Are they really going to call all white criminal men…Confederates?
If so, then I don’t see why we can’t call all black criminal men their favorite name for themselves…the name they all say they belong to when they see each other…They name they call themselves in every black movie ever made: “Hey yoo there…niggar!”
If there is a White Confederate Club, then there is a Black “Niggar” Club. Can we white people now yell
“Hey— Yo there Confederate!”
Who knew?
I was having trouble keeping the motorcycle clubs, and Mexicans clubs straight. This is getting almost beyond silly.
I’d rather gag a maggot then listen to the English language be transformed into George’s Orwell’s worse vocabulary nightmare.
If I were that guy, I would have taken that cake BACK to Wal-Mart, dropped it on the floor in front of the American flag on the 4th of July, and went…”Oops!”
“So sorry, I have to leave now…I’m obviously in the wrong store.”
On the other hand, maybe this is Wal-Mart’s message to ISIS: “Please–Leave our stores out of your caliphate.”
What do you think?
Nobody’s Email: The Birds
Nobody Gets Email
It’s so secret that I simply LOVE birds. I find them simple, beautiful, and very smart. I once read somewhere that some birds are as smart as dogs. Anybody who has watched a trained parrot due tricks has to admit, that’s they are far from stupid. They are GREAT parents. And come in all sizes and colors. 


Having said that: Here’s some of God’s greatest wonders, in my Nobody’s Opinion. ! Enjoy!
(Thanks to Pattie)
Nobody Gets Email: The Good Bet
Nobody’s Email:
My liberal friend J.R., who has never been married, loves to send me…off colored jokes. While I hesitate to post too many, I thought this one was funny…
Enjoy! (or not)
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Nobody’s Email: Lea’s First Aerobatic Flight
Nobody Gets Email
This little four-year-old girl’s first aerobatics flight was such a joy to watch. What a great laugh.
Lucky Dad…. Lucky little girl. And smart. Dad will have her flying that plane in no time.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
Thoughts I’m Not Suppose to Think
Nobody Cares
They say the chances of winning the Powerball Lottery is something like one million to one. The odds are against it. And yet, every week, millions of Americans buy lotto tickets knowing that the odds may be against them, but there’s always hope.
And so, today, when I watched the President’s eulogy in Charleston, I keep thinking the same thing: What are the odds? What are the odds that on this very day, this ONE day in U.S. history, when the historical and monumental decision by the Supreme Court, one of the biggest court decisions made in the history of mankind—- redefining the very definition of ‘marriage’— came on the VERY same day that the President was to give a big rousing eulogy about race? Mixed in with his usual white hatred.
What are the odds that my local pool would be closed down for no reason today?
And what about the thoughts I am NOT suppose to think?
The ‘fundamental’ transformation of America is almost through. Everybody knows, Obama has gotten gay marriage passed, universal health care (Hitler’s plan) passed, amnesty passed, NASA and our nuclear arsenal destroyed, Mosques set up all over the country, and blacks on the rampage.
The Presidency has more power than Congress now, or ever will, and the Supreme Court is at his command. They no longer are judges but political hacks for the President.
Was this horrendous but historical transformation wanted by the “people”? Or was it a carefully planned and executed by the President and a few people at the top?
And what are the odds that the next President is going to restore the Constitution and take away the excess power that he is not suppose to have? I’d say, about the same as buying a Powerball ticket.
Thoughts I’m not suppose to think: Something seemed so strange about the whole shooting in Charleston. The young man sat in that church for over an hour and said, “They all seemed so nice.” He really didn’t WANT to kill them.
He is seen with the confederate flag. He looks high. Who took that picture? Nobody Knows.
Now, we are NOT suppose to believe that the CIA or the government could manipulate one Manchurian candidate person to go and attack a certain church…where a “public” servant would be preaching, but IF your last agenda was getting the guns out of American hands, than you couldn’t want a more perfect shooting.
We all know, there are racists—it’s human nature. We are…basically, a tribal species.
But we have seen the racism in blacks as well as whites. In fact, the reality is, there are more black racists now than whites. There is a full out attack on white people right now, not based on any kind of ‘fact’ but pushed by the President. He has to reach way back into the past to bring it up. Blacks kill more blacks in America. They kill more whites. But you wouldn’t know that today from Obama’s speech.
He used the emotional moment to rouse the black man, the black race, to continue to blame white people for the misery in their lives. And to worship government.
And I’m not suppose to think that Hillary will be the next President because while I listened to the conservatives all lament that their leaders hand every single thing to Obama, and that drives them crazy—they never seem to admit that it’s really all about the money..and control.
What do the big corporations that pay these people want?
Gays. Population control. Cheap labor. More taxes. Soaring stocks. And most of all…an unrepresentative one-world-government.
But…I’m not suppose to think those thoughts. I’m not suppose to even imagine it, even when it comes down to the day when I will see all the churches marrying gay people.
When old people will be euthanized to make way for the young.
When the dollar collapses and we become a cashless society, controlled completely by banks.
What these people at the top do, is create chaos, and come in with the solutions. They divide. They conquer. They keep the schools promoting the government agenda.
But, I’m not suppose to have those thoughts, because…I will be ridiculed by my own peers.
Obama is going to go down in American history as the man who destroyed what was left of America. We all knew it was going to happen, we just “hoped” much like buying our lottery tickets, that maybe this time, we would win.
But..the top GOP want the very same things as Obama and Hillary, and that’s why they talk to appease us all, but have all their ducks in a row.
Like Mr. Roberts, who now can make laws.
The globalists will take over, because the dirty secret is, MOST of the globalists are white, and everything that Obama has done, is what they want too.
And Nobody Thinks, they all wanted to fundamentally transform America…and they let the black guy do it. And communism? Well, it’s working GREAT in China, and it will work here too they think.
After all, Congress, the Supreme Court, the President, are now above ALL our laws. They are…untouchable. They don’t have to have Obamacare, or worry about being unprotected.
What are the odds that the rich would get so damn rich from the downfall?
It’s a bet they all took.
And I’m betting, that war…is coming soon….why else arm Iran? There’s more money to be made.
It’s as sure a bet as Hillary being the next dictator of what’s left of …the lost city of America.
Unless of course, Obama can’t leave….because you know, the white people are going to soon be the minority.
Will we someday live in an America with a KING (or Queen) for life?
You think it CAN’T happen?
That’s right, you’re not suppose to think. Stop it.
Nobody Remembers the Five Strangest Battles of WWII
Nobody Remembers
This is a really funny short video about the five strangest battles of WWII….as far as I can tell…all stories are true. They have to be. Snopes be damned. (LOL!)
The last one, presents the only battle that Germans, Americans, and a French man, fought side by side.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Fool: Bill O’Reilly
Nobody’s Fool
Here is Bill O’Reilly giving one of his most greatest rants on race in America. What he left out was how the race baiters (Obama, Sharpton, Jackson) keep bringing the country BACK into before the civil war, before the race riots of the 1960’s.
For god’s sake, it’s now 2015. Right now, the main people keeping the blacks down, are the black politicians. (And their democratic supporters)
He nails it.
Congratulations Bill! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week.
FBI Finds Out Valerie Jarrett Has Deep Communist Ties….Nobody Cares
Nobody Wins
FDR had over 17 communists in his administration. And now, FBI documents report that Valerie Jarrett, Barack Obama’s closest adviser (His Karl Rove) has been spawned and raised (much like Obama) by communists….and she still has connections. Add that to her love for the Muslim brotherhood, and you can understand Obama’s love for his own dictatorship.
COMRADES! Take down that Confederate Flag and get on Amazon and buy this cute little baby bundle!
Jarrett’s father, Dr. James Bowman, had extensive ties to Communist organizations and individuals. Her maternal grandfather, Robert Rochon Taylor had a business relationship with a paid Soviet agent.
“For a period of time Vernon Jarrett appeared on the FBI’s Security Index and was considered a potential Communist saboteur who was to be arrested in the event of a conflict..” (Judicial Watch) He was assigned to write propaganda for a Communist Party front group in Chicago that would “disseminate the Communist Party line among…the middle class.”
Is it any wonder that Valerie Jarrett and Obama get along so well? And let’s not forget what Van Jones, another communist that worked for Obama who now puts propaganda on all the liberal cable stations…..
He ACTS like he is talking for the ‘civil’ rights revolution, but it’s all about revolution (the more violent the better) the way the communists have ALWAYS taken over in every other country.
But…we won’t talk about that, will we?

























