Pythons, Iguana’s…Not as Dangerous as the Media
Nobody’s Notes
I was talking on the phone to my oldest friend in Naples, Florida this morning. She was telling me about the pythons being everywhere and how they are eating up the deer. And they have a real iguana problem. She is very well off, but not after a very bitter divorce. She now lives alone with her three dogs and two cats, and life is good.
Needless to say, like old friends do, we talked about mostly health problems, family problems, but then it came to talk politics.
Me, listening to the sob stories.
I told her that whatever you want to say about the President, he sure has exposed the D.C corruption.
“Yeah, but he’s not innocent” she said. “And the thing I hate about him the most is how he talks. You know, my parents brought me up to not like that kind of talk.” She was referring to his “Pussy” comment, which everyone has distorted beyond belief. Realize that Janet is single, and her husband was a dirt, so she is very bitter.
What was funny, was not that she is a liberal, but what was upsetting to me, was the ANGER that came out of her. Clearly disturbing.
But here’s the thing in life, AFTER I got off the phone, I thought of what I should have said. How many of you have done that too? I should have called her out on her own verbal language.
This girl, can tell, the most nastiest, dirtiest, most disgusting dirty joke I’ve every heard in my life. After about an hour of listening to her rattle them off, (Her memory is amazing) I have often wanted to say…”Uh, do you know any CLEAN jokes.” I liked her to much to tell her that spending an hour listening to sometimes really embarrassing jokes was not exactly something I cared to listen to.
I tried to tell her that compared to what the liberals do AND say bout him, Trump is really mild. Really? I mean he calls them “Little Marco.” or “Sleepy Biden.” What do they call him? Well, I won’t repeat it here.
I said, “But, they held up his bloody head! What’s he suppose to say.?”
Like a liberal, she didn’t answer.
So, here was my friend claiming to be too ‘proper’ to have to listen to our President, and yet, has one of the dirtiest mouths this side of the Atlantic. I SHOULD have reminded her of that.
And get this: She was tired of hearing about blacks wanting reparations and mad because the Confederate Flag is part of our history.
I know. Me too.
What can you do? Clearly, the iguanas are taking over South Florida. They must be spitting on everybody too.
Why do I write about this? Because I think every one of us knows someone who really isn’t dumb, they just haven’t figured out that they are being brainwashed 24/7. It’s up to us to TRY to talk some sense into them.
Which I intend to do. I THINK my friend can be brought to at least vote for him in 20/20.
But I might have to listen to some more dirty jokes.
The Anti-Christ Has Elves…
Nobody Reports
Recently, I was talking to a young man who was so down he said that he was sure that even if he killed himself, life would be better…he was reading Einstein. He actually thought his soul would be better off.
WHAT? Where did that come from I wondered…well…look where our young are getting the idea:
“…Some schools even have a “suicide talking day.” On that day, students write suicide notes. They write their own obituaries and discuss what they will look like in their caskets. One student said that before “suicide talking day,” she never considered the possibility of suicide. After that day, she began to contemplate it. She thought that it would “liberate her spirit” so that it would no longer be “enslaved to her body.” In addition, it would help with the problem of global overpopulation. She said that the suicide training made her “brave enough” to commit suicide. – ….”
This is pure evil. And speaking of evil…
Today, Nancy called for our President to be impeached…on the day that the President and the first lady light up the Christmas tree and celebrations in Washington D.C.
Gee Nancy, you are SO considerate.
This ‘good’ Catholic, who claims she prays for Trump, and has no hate in her heart, hates the country so much that she had to deal a horrendous blow to America on a day in which the President Celebrates Christmas with us.
The Anti-Christ has a new elf in the speaker of the House.
She is the devil’s elf. There’s nothing else to say.
Nobody Cares that Pamela Missed Her Turkey Dinner
Nobody Cares
I was getting madder by the minute listening to these so-called “constitutional” professors at today’s mock trial of impeachment. Democrats are cherry picking quotes of the founders and then twisting the quotes to make them seem like they fit our ‘evil’ President.
Many times John Adams was quoted, and of course, you KNOW I was furious at that twisting. Remember, John defended the British soldiers from the Boston mobs, and it’s the democrats here that are the ‘mobs’. He would have been furious.
As usual, I was yelling at my TV. I should have been saying, “John, DID YOU HEAR THIS!!” 
For instance, Pamela Karlan was picked to put up the outlandish claim that President Trump kept people for voting. Then she explained that absentee ballots came about for the soldiers in the Civil War who couldn’t make it to the ballot box. She then tied this to all the blacks, and poor people that President Trump kept from voting in the last election.
Please. Give me a break.
Never mind that THOSE soldiers were on the record and citizens of the United States. The reason the democrats love the absentee voting is because anybody in the world can fake it, send in as many as they like, and no one will see their faces or ID’s…it’s just as lovely as dead people voting. Democrats ALWAYS cheat.
As she spoke it was clear: She was a big- time, pussy pink hat, commie Alinsky, Hillary loving, Trump hating moron. As I turned on Rush, I learned that she was on Hillary’s list for a Supreme Court seat.
No WONDER she was mad. And not only that, why…Trump made her miss her Turkey dinner!
Stanford law professor and lawyer Pamela Karlan testified Wednesday before the House Judiciary Committee that she was so distracted poring over other “witness” transcripts during her Thanksgiving holiday that she was forced to order a pre-cooked turkey in the mail.
“I spent all of Thanksgiving vacation sitting there reading these transcripts,” Karlan said. “I didn’t – I ate, like, a turkey that came to us in the mail that was already cooked because I was spending my time doing this.”
Ahhhh…she acted as if she just came into this hearing and crammed the night before.
I don’t believe a word of it. I think she had been grilled and grilled again for this moment in her life for months.
In fact, I think this is all like a well scripted play, and the reason I think that is because no matter what fools they are making of themselves they KEEP TO THE SCRIPT: Act One: Mueller Report. Act Two: Impeachment.
Act Three? Hillary (OR Michelle) step in and take over the democratic process and continue to call Trump a white supremist, racists, deplorable, yada yada yada.
Pamela kept talking about Trump acting like a king and the proof was he named his son Baron.
THIS is all a professor can come up with?
One comment I read summed it up: “I get the feeling NONE of these people went to the prom.”
Nobody Cared about today’s testimony. And because of that, nobody is going to care about the rest of it.
All we really care about is the fact that since American history has been erased out of our libraries and school textbooks, how many uneducated people are going to believe these idiots?
Hopefully, they get educated before the next election.
Nobody Has a MORE Than a Few Wonders
Nobody Wonders
I was wondering about a few things today:
ONE: I was watching the President sitting next to Canada’s golden boy Trudeau today at the NATO summit, and he was talking about a lot of things, and then he started talking about Trade with China. I was on FOX, and then, the audio went out. “We lost the audio” said someone, and they cut to some other subject. I turned the channel To C-Span. Same thing. The picture was there but no audio. Then I turned to One American News. SAME. “We lost the audio.” Every station, the same. Trump was talking, and then…he came back. So. It seemed like someone didn’t want anybody to hear what Trump was saying. Either China cut the audio, or all of our stations cut the audio. Or maybe the global elites cut the audio. Nobody Wonders...just WHO cut the audio, and why.
TWO: How in the WORLD can the press make nasty remarks about the fact that Melania wore a coat during the usual White House Christmas video. She looked stunning, as usual. Really, Melania makes Jackie O. look like a suburban mom from New York, while she looks like a Queen of.perfection out of some fantasy movie. As Trump would say, “These people are sick.” And I would add, very jealous.
THREE: Now that Kamala Harris has dropped out, Elizabeth Warren is the only woman left standing. And since this whole impeachment thing is just about smearing and hurting President Trump as much as possible, and SINCE Pelosi was sitting right next to Hillary at the funeral of Elijah Cummings….
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and SINCE Biden is not been endorsed by Obama…and SINCE Hillary keeps saying everyone is begging her to get in the race, Nobody Wonders if this whole democratic primary has been staged, by Hillary herself and her minions, in order to make it look like there was no other choice but her to beat Trump and get BACK in the race and back into the White House. Why else would she claim the younger prettier Tulsi Gabbard was a Russian Agent? She needed to get rid of her. 
FOUR: Whose funding that clueless idiotic global teen to travel the world and scream that we are all going to die? Right away she gets awards and her picture in big billboards. REALLY? Seriously?
Nobody Wonders.
FIVE: Do the democrats know that they are actually causing millions of blacks to vote for Trump in the next election? Is the black vote going to be bigger than the illegal vote? And will the under 25 go out and vote? And WILL Hillary get into the race? Are they that confident that she will win this time? Or are they planning to run Michelle?
Nobody Knows.
But I do know one thing: Wives of politicians replacing their husbands, not because they are worthy, or should, but because they feel entiled…well…it’s just not American.
More like: a Third World Country. Let’s hope the democrats do not stoop that low. (Or let’s hope, they do.) After all, we are not Argentina yet. And if Hillary or Michelle were elected, they wouldn’t have to cry, WE WOULD.
Nobody Wonders if they will run either of these women.
Anybody wanna bet?
Nobody’s Fool: Denzel Washington
Nobody’s Fool
The incredible advice, from a very wise man.
This should be shown to every one who ever tried and failed.
Pass it around.
This man is NOBODY’S FOOL, and is deeply loved by many.
Freedom….Once Lost
Nobody’s Opinion
A Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. —John Adams
Yes, yes, yes, we are all celebrating the elections of Hong Kong’s overwhelming vote for democracy and movement for freedom from China’s communist rule. But, today, we went right back to see the protestors being suppressed by the Chinese police. So, what really happened?
China now has made it mandatory that you cannot have a cellphone without face recognition which gives the state control of just about everything you do. We haven’t gotten there yet, but FACEBOOK has helped the Chinese with the blueprints so yes, we might be next.
Despite the citizens of Hong Kong fight for democracy, the STATE will still have control of the Chinese life, no matter what.
Technology. It takes us forward but at what cost?
As one man suggested, we are witnessing the “impeachment” of a president for a ‘thought crime.’ He committed no crime, but just the fact that he THOUGHT about it, makes it a crime.
How many times have people THOUGHT about doing harm to someone every day? We don’t. We know we would go to jail. So…we check ourselves. Can’t say our politicians do the same now, can we?
Spielberg’s movie, Minority Report was a blueprint for the technology that is coming our way. Google, Twitter, and Amazon, will now be able to affect every election by sheer censorship. They are doing it now. Printing what they want you to see, and ignoring the many truths they DON’T want you to see.
Add to that the continued move to a ‘cashless’ society and the future might be hard to even fight against.
When there is no transaction in cash, the state will be able to just to start taking your retirement funds and go into any bank account and your idea of “freedom” disappears. Shopping online is another nudge forward to that cashless state.
Hey, it happened already in Greece.
What if, one day, when the globalist climate change nuts vote at Devos, to just TAKE the global climate change tax right out of everybody’s bank account? How could we stop them?
Right now, many places are refusing to take cash. You will have barter for your goods in the future,, which the great minds have already predicted and written books about. In the book, Future Shock, written more than 20 years ago, bartering was predicted, by Allen Toffler—a man who Newt Gingrich really admired.
There seems to have been a slow takeover, of our lives and fortunes, because they really don’t want you know what is being set up: But it’s clear— The elites would prefer 1984 to the freedom of all people.
Henry Adams in his book, The Education of Henry Adams remarked about this very thing: technology making past beliefs absolute. Although two presidents were in his family, Quincy, the town where the Adams family had its main house, was still 18th century when he was growing up. His grandfather (JQA) still lit his own fire every morning with a flint. But, close by in Boston, there were inside toilets, railroads, steam ships, the stock market…technology that left the 18th century wondering what happened to the revolution.
Those railroads and steamships made the cotton farms in the South even MORE reluctant to give up slavery. So much for Sam’s revolution.
Are we at the same crossroads today? Many of the very rich, in bed with the politicians, see more profit to be made in slave labor. Millions of people in Hong Kong see this slavery coming, but Americans unfortunately have been duped with the great monopoly of elites who control almost all of our news. We are free now, but like the state is like the Pacman on the board. Many of our freedoms have been gobbled up.
As Van Jones once admitted, they are pushing, and nudging us into obedience: White people are evil, open borders are good, American policing the world at taxpayers’ expense. All good.
Michael Bloomberg sort of admitted recently, most people should not only not have big gulps, they should not be allowed to have a lot of money. We are too stupid.
We should have ust enough money to keep us from doing what the people in Hong Kong are doing.
Rebelling.
The fact that ALL the polls say Joe Biden is leading Trump, and yet he can only draw a very small crowd of a few hundred, while President Trump draws thousands, shows you just how CONTROLLED what we are seeing really is.
So, all those men who fought for freedom around the world, and died, their families thought the sacrifice was the end of it. They died protecting OUR freedom.
But are we safe now? Far from it.
If we don’t control the people who control our technology, our future will depend on the “state” to decide. And then as Adams once warned, it will be lost…. forever.
When Perfection is Perfection.
Nobody Flashes
Remember the days when singers didn’t have to be so nasty about politics?
Well…this was some time ago, but as a former singer I can’t help but admire the perfection of both Mike and Barbara.
This was one of my mother’s favorite songs, and just for a moment, I can forget what an idiot she is, and marvel at the notes.
After all, I had to sing her songs in many a piano bar. In fact, one newspaper reporter wrote that I did a pretty good Barbara Streisand. Ha ha ha, I can laugh now.
I don’t think she ever had a better blend with him.
So…Enjoy!
Trump & Spencer: Truman & MacArthur
NOBODY’S OPINION
Last week, there was another “shock” when President Trump fired the Secretary of the Navy:
From the Economist: (With a Nobody note—notice he calls him Mr. Trump instead of President Trump. Did you EVER read some reporter call Obama, Mr. Obama? Right. Very subtle putdown.)
Mr. Richard V. Spencer, Acting Secretary of Defense , poses for his official portrait in the Army portrait studio at the Pentagon in Arlington, Va, June. 25, 2019. (U.S. Army photo by William Pratt).
THE 45TH PRESIDENT began his term by packing his administration with military officers. Since then he has broken with the men he once called “my generals”. On November 15th Donald Trump pardoned two soldiers accused of war crimes and reversed the demotion of Eddie Gallagher, a Navy SEAL convicted in a military court of posing with a dead captive. When the navy sought to remove Mr Gallagher’s Trident pin, which marks out SEALs, Mr Trump ordered that he be allowed to keep it. Richard Spencer, the secretary of the navy, balked at this micromanagement of military justice and was soon fired (he was also accused of trying to cut a deal with the White House behind the back of his boss, Mark Esper). All this adds to the cocktail of civil-military dysfunction that has swirled since Mr Trump took office.
Needless to say, Mr. Spencer was VERY pissed off. He was interviewed on several networks, and wrote a letter which we all read….
“Unfortunately, it has become apparent that… I no longer share the same understanding with the Commander in Chief who appointed me, in regards to the key principle of good order and discipline. I cannot in good conscience obey an order that I believe violates the sacred oath I took in the presence of my family, my flag and my faith to support and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
******************************From Wiki………………….
So, who was this Spencer guy?
After leaving the Marines as a captain, he worked on Wall Street for 15 years, holding positions at Goldman Sachs, Bear Stearns, Donaldson, Lufkin & Jenrette, A. G. Becker, Paine Webber and Merrill Lynch. Spencer served on the Defense Business Board, a Pentagon advisory panel, from 2009 to 2015 and on the Chief of Naval Operations Executive Panel.[5] During his time on the Defense Business Board, he proposed shutting down domestic military commissaries in favor of negotiated military discounts at public retailers.
Our president knows a ‘fake’ suit when he sees one. He stuck up for the Seal, gave him back his trident, and fired the Wall Street Global cookie. Mr. Spencer spent more time on Wall Street than in the Navy. It’s kind of like when Hillary Clinton appointed her Leon Pennetta Lawyer as Secretary of Defense. I don’t remember ANYBODY ever complaining anywhere that Hillary’s lawyer was running our military do you?
It’s all about loyalty to the top, and global money interests. The deep state has made SURE that all their global warriors are at the top. Just as now, we saw Comey being replaced at the FBI with someone who’s not much better.
But, Nobody Remembers, another time when a President fired a general. And THIS general was rather a more decorated war general than Mr. Spencer.
Years ago, President Truman FIRED General MacArthur, a rather more famous general. He stayed in the Pacific after WWII, and pushed back the Chinese from South Korea. BUT…MacArthur didn’t want to stop there. He wanted to go INTO China and get rid of communism altogether. A noble thought, but Americans were just coming out of WWII, and not did not have the money to fight China, they didn’t have the manpower, and Russia was on the other side to contend with.
MacArthur started ignoring Truman’s commands. As his daughter writes in her biography of her father…here’s what MacArther wrote…
“It is my belief that if allowed to use my full military might, without artificial restrictions, I could not only save Korea, but also inflict such a destructive blow upon Red Chain’s capacity to wage aggressive war that it would remove her as a further threat to peace in Asia for generations to come,” How he hoped to accomplish this, short of massive atomic attack, he never explained. But this was the background for the thinking which led him step by step insubordination and finally to outright sabotage of his president policy.
Truman sent his message To MacArthur to send to the Chinese, but the General sent his own.
And it wasn’t even a parody! When President Truman found out, he said this:
“We sent meat paragraphs to MacArthur for approval. Then he sent his own ultimatum to the Chinese. That is what he got fired for. I didn’t send a message to the Chinese after that. He prevented a cease fire proposition right there. I was ready to kick him into the North China Sea at that time. I was never so put out in my life. It was the lousiest trick a Commander in Chief can have done to him by an underling. MacArthur thought he was the proconsul for the government of the United States and could do as he damned pleased.”
So, you see, generals getting all cocky and disobeying the President is nothing new. The deep state has a lot involved in war and global business. Which is why I think the deep state went after General Flynn first.
Flynn WOULD have been loyal to President Trump and he would have been successful in getting his wishes done. What they did to that great patriot is beyond disgusting.
We found out today that President Trump went to spend Thanksgiving with the Troops. It’s what a President SHOULD do.
And what do we learn from this lesson of history?
Generals can START wars. And ruin the plans of many a President. President Trump doesn’t want global wars, but too many entrenced generals do.
And that’s not a very comforting thought.
Our President did the right thing. Besides, all the man did was take a picture with the dead enemy. One he didn’t even kill.
Our soldiers in WWII took many pictures with dead Japs and not only that, kept souvenirs.
War is…war. And our President did the right thing.
AGAIN. Are we surprised?
Nope.
Nobody Knows If De Niro and Redford Are Trump Haters: YES!
Nobody Knows
I love it. The Impeachment Shifty show didn’t go over so well, so the heated hatred for the President by movie star has tripled in its attacks. 
Deniro: Robert De Niro says life for Americans during the Trump presidency is like “living in an abusive household.”
“It’s a really, really serious situation we’re in,” the “Irishman” star said in a Monday interview on CBS’s “The Late Show.”
“It’s like a pall around certain things,” De Niro — who’s called Trump the “jerk-off in chief” and a “f—— fool” — told host Stephen Colbert. “It’s like living in an abusive household. You feel you don’t know what’s going to happen next, what crazy thing is going to happen next, what’s going to make you say what the hell’s going on?”
I for one am SO glad to hear De Niro is being abused. He’s is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stupid. Right. Evidently, he only reads scripts. De Niro is more French than America. And his wife just divorced him and is taking a good chunk of his money. If he had read any of Trump’s book, he would find out that one of Trump’s very clever stragegies is never let your enemies know what you are doing next.
On top of that he’s a foul mouth…dare I say it and be like him? No, no…no…no..Okay: He’s a Dick wad.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: He plays thugs on the screen and he’s a thug in real life. 
Redford: “We’re up against a crisis I never thought I’d see in my lifetime: a dictator-like attack by President Donald Trump on everything this country stands for,” Redford writes. “It’s time for Trump to go — along with those in Congress who have chosen party loyalty over their oath to ‘solemnly affirm’ their support for the Constitution of the United States. And it’s up to us to make that happen, through the power of our votes.”
“The vast majority of Americans are busy with real life; trying to make ends meet and deeply frustrated by how hard
Washington makes it to do just that.
Okay. Porn hoarder (Yes, he has a barn full of porn video’s) probably thinks Castro was a great guy. Trump STANDS for everything American, so hey Redford…what country are YOU in?
And like a true liberal, he blames TRUMP for the chaos and the impeachment. Guess what Cowboy Bob…America is not that stupid. Guess you are too busy in your barn to pay attention. 
We must not forget; Redford is a big friend of those two deeply broads without brains: Streisand and Fonda. And all the rich liberals will be supporting Bloomberg.
Why?
Because the planet is being destroyed by fossil fuels and Bloomberg will make sure we all get taxed big time for it. And Bloomberg will make sure these rich movie stars can keep getting richer.
What’s it’s really all about is getting the rich richer, and the poor in city communities where they can’t REACH the rich…ever.
Also, the global marketplace for movie stars. SO very important.
Today on C-Span there was a EU representative talking about how Europe was going to handle ALL the migrants from Africa.
Lots of them were young men, and most of these young men needed jobs, and if not gotten all the goodies they were promised, there WILL be a problem. 
It seems, the RICH politicians have spent all the money, and they won’t be able to take care of this vast population.
This very huge problem needs to be fixed, he said. And the U.S. and E.U. don’t have the money.
Answer: MORE MONEY…more taxes. And therefore, we MUST have a global tax. And where do they get the global tax?
Why from ‘climate change’ of course!
Two days ago, I saw the chemtrails in the sky. I said to my husband: Well, they’re seeding the rain forecast for next week.
Sure enough, they are expecting tornadoes tonight.
I have been paying very close attention to these chemtrails. One or two days before the front moves in…there they are! And the storms are MUCH worse than normal.
Next time you, my readers, you see a storm forecast being foretold in your area, Look up in the sky:
If you see chemtrails, then watch: You TOO can experience…. climate change!
Nobody Knows when they are going to stop this scam, but It’s been written in the United Nations Agenda 21.
And Nobody Knows just how MUCH of Utah, Robert Redford owns. And how much of his land has a fence around it.
Anyone?
Prince Andrew….Did NOT Kill himself.
Nobody’s Perfect:
Its been reported that Prince Andrew has been suspended from his Royal Duties because he basically was one of Jeffery Epstein’s many visitors to his many mansions of young female hosts. Notice: They didn’t suspend Prince HARRY when he was walking around naked in Las Vegas, so what’s the beef?
That was okay. Now Prince Harry has married a ‘bla
ck’ American woman, and plans to support probably Michelle Obama running in 2020.
The English like to keep all odds open.
Yes, the kids are taking over. Harry has embarrassed the Queen. Forget the high standards of the Queen, her descendants have all given her more than a sleepless night I’m sure
.Epstein accuser Virginia Guiffre says she was forced to have sex with the prince in 2001 when she was just 17. A photograph appears to show the royal with his arms around Giuffre in the London mansion of Ghislaine Maxwell — Epstein’s alleged procuress.
Prince Andrew and Epstein were rather best buds.
But, how can we critisize the Royals when we had a President who sat right along on the plane rides to Lolita Island?
We also are tying to cover up our politician’s crimes.
Today on C-Span some really old lady I found out, runs our prison system and says that guards fall asleep all the time, and she won’t put up with it! HA~They were talking about Epstein’s not being watched in Jail.
But, have no fear: Attorney General Barr, has added protection: Too many mistakes were just made he said. Epstein…killed himself.
Not many believe that of course, but like always, the rich are protected.
Somehow, when it comes to the crown, America always bends to it’s wishes. It’s almost like we never broke up.
So, congratulations goes to Prince Andrew, for being the first royal kicked out of the Queen’s favor. 
Historically speaking, that’s a first I believe.
Somehow, Epstein, Harry, Andrew, Bill Clinton,, and the Royal House of Elizabeth all fit together.
Sex…is an open sport for the elites. After all, they outlawed fox hunting right? What ELSE are they suppose to do with their time? And if they have that much time for sex, the question remains:
WHY are taxpayers paying them anything?
Are the Royals the true bloods in Harry Potter?
Nobody Knows.
Nobpdy is Trying to Find Humor in the Democratic Debate
Nobody’s Opinion
Sorry. I haven’t watched SNL since Eddie Murphy jumped in the hot tub. But I thought, since I don’t watch it, it seemed kind of strange that SNL took a few minutes off of trashing the President to actually make fun of the democrats. It’s so rare that it made the local news.
The question is: Why did they do that?
Because Hollywood is waiting for somebody else like Hillary, Oprah, Michelle, or Clooney to jump in. I’m surprised they havn’t nominated Tom Hanks to run.
I post this, just in case you are curious too.
Enjoy.
Nobody Flashes Carol of the Bells
Nobody Flashes
This is probably on many people’s bucket list.
I thought it might get us all warmed up for the Holidays.
Enjoy!
Time: Nobody Explains
Nobody Reports
Here’s a headline I was axious to read:
Physics Offers Explanation To Why Time Flies As We Get Older
I have often wondered why the older you get, the more times seems to fly past, and here’s what the scientists have come up with:
Days seemed to last longer in your youth because the young mind receives more images during one day than the same mind in old age.”
As we mature, the nerves and neurons in our brains also mature, growing in size and complexity. Consequently, new neural signals (memories), are faced with a longer path to travel than when we were young. Our nerves also deteriorate as we age, slowing down the flow of electrical signals throughout our minds.
So, because older people are processing far fewer images within a given amount of time than they used to in their youth, it feels like time is passing at a faster rate.
Okay. Not sure I buy this explanation.
When you first read it, you go …what? First off, there IS no change scientifically in the concept of time itself, what has changed is what one DOES with one’s time. Notice, these guys blame it on the mature brain not processing images as fast.
To me, that would make the day go much longer not shorter.
When you’re a kid, time means nothing. You are busy thinking about nothing but the grass, the trees, eating, the small of the rain, your friend. Cartoons. Chocolate cake. The dog. The fact that your brother sat on top of you and slapped your face while he laughed.
You have no worries, no bother…you can just wander around and run around, explore…tie or not tie your shoe. Time is endless.
When you are older, with ALL the responsibilities in one day, like cell phones, work, dealing with morons, dealing with kids, husbands, friends, driving in rush hour, email, disturbing news programs, yard work…you realize that your time WILL be up soon. You realize you don’t HAVE enough time. Everything is controlled. And that includes your time.
Frankly I need at least 100 more years to get all I need to do done. And so, the time goes fast, too fast. WAY too fast.
If anything, we have MORE images going into our head. We are STUFFED with images…what the heck do these scientists think 4 hours of 2 second commercials on every channel are doing to us?
Somehow, I don’t think it’s because I’m not seeing enough images in my brain. Who sees more images? A child watching an ant crawl up a log for 20 minutes, or an adult on a computer?
You also, have been through so many season and months in life, that you naturally anticipate the beginning and the ending much more succinctly then when you were a kid. You KNOW that you will have to rake the leaves, and clean out the gutter.
If an uncle dies, the kid goes, “Well, okay. Can I go outside now?” They have no concept of that either.
True Story about Time: When I was four, my mother bought me a toy clock. It was plastic, and I was to sit every day for twenty minutes (No kidding, I even remember what she said.) and learn how to tell time by it. I was smart enough to know that my mother had a motive in this, and to ME it was to control me.
No WAY was that going to happen.
I sat there every day, every hour, and REFUSED to learn how to tell time. She finally gave up.
I think it was written in my rebel DNA…to rebel against the ultimate control: TIME
And so, I manage to never learn to tell time until I got into college. You might find this hard to believe but, most anyone can manage to get anywhere on time without having to look at a clock. Kids lives are so controlled there’s no need for a watch.
The bell rings, you go to another class. No problem. It gets dark, you go home. Easy.
Until…college. It was my first semester in college and I was walking to my next class, when a really cute boy ran up to me and ask, “What time is it?”
Yep. You guessed it. I had a watch on. (LOL) Come on. I didn’t want anybody to KNOW I couldn’t tell time.
“I don’t know.” I said. As I looked at my watch.
“Oh sure.” He said in a snobby way. He looked at my working watch and ran off, disgusted.
It was at that moment that it dawned on me. Gee…he was cute. I don’t want that to happen again.
Yes, it was the interest in the opposite sex that made me learn how to read a clock. It took me all of ten minutes to figure it out.
That’s a true story, I kid you not. Looking back, I suppose it proved something but don’t ask me what. Maybe that I was the only fool on the planet who refused to learn how to tell time.
I was just stubborn. Saw NO need whatsoever to bother myself with such trivia.
So, my theory of time is: It’s what you do with time, NOT your brain getting older that makes you think time is slipping away.
Nobody can now report…with confidence, that these scientists probably also believe the world will end in 10 years.
And if you go by their theory, they are just not getting enough images.
Maybe they should get off their cell phones and be a kid again.
Go sit in the sand and blow bubbles, boys….. Your long day will come back.
And if you REALLY want to make the day longer….watch the impeachment. Stare at Shifty for a few hours. That will be so much torture that…
The day won’t be able to end soon enough.
And you will realize that you will NEVER get that time back ever again. If we could sue the democrats for wasting our time, we’d all be rich.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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