Lady Gaga Breaks ALL Feminist Rules
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Just when you thought that the feminists had their movie stars and music idols all under control, think again! Lady Gaga has come out with some life statements about ‘men’ and ‘women’ that is totally going to bug every feminist on every blog.
When talking about men and her husband (boyfriend?) she gives this advice:
Yes, actually,” said Lady G, 27. “He’s totally in charge. I mean, when I am home, I am, like, shoes are off, I’m making him dinner. He has a job, too, and he is really busy!”
“I’m in charge all day long, the last thing I want to do is tell him what to do,” explains Gaga, who apparently doesn’t realize there’s a middle ground to be had. “It’s not good for relationships to tell men what to do, female listeners who are out there.”
Notice I underlined the reporter’s comments insinuating Lady Gaga is nuts.
“The definition I’m using with the word ‘submissive’ is the biblical definition of that,” she said. “So, it is meekness, it is not weakness. It is strength under control, it is bridled strength. And that’s what I choose to have in my marriage.”
She called her husband “a natural-born leader. I quickly learned that I had to find a way of honoring his take-charge personality and not get frustrated about his desire to have the final decision on just about everything. I am not a passive person, but I chose to fall into a more submissive role in our relationship because I wanted to do everything in my power to make my marriage and family work.”
Well…who knew? Could this be the start of the younger girls finally realizing that maybe you CAN be happy with a man…by being …(gasp)…submissive?
Are the feminists going to call her out on this one?
So–we learn here that the Gaga who has done just about everything she can on stage, and who is obviously in control of her work life, decides to let the man be the boss at home.
Gee…like I said…wonders never cease. Somebody call Gloria. She might have to adopt kids in the Congo to make up for this abomination.
We’ll see.
Nobody Updates the Oscars…
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WAIT! Michelle Obama let Will Smith give the Oscar to “Roots” for the best picture award instead of hogging the limelight herself! What a surprise. Really, I’m shocked. How sweet of her.
What? It wasn’t Roots? It was about black slaves, wasn’t it?— and was dedicated to all the slaves of the world…which they forgot to mention is all people in communists countries, and all Muslim women. Blacks still have slaves in Africa, but wow…it took Robert Redford’s son to bring it to the world, showing that white guilt is still strong and alive in Hollywood.
Come on. Brad Pitt is Robert’s Redford illegitimate step-child. Either that or he donated sperm to make money, before he became famous. LOOK at that face.
Yes, I watched the Oscars along with millions, and you’ll have to trust me on this: only missed ONE win. I thought U2 would win—who knew the judges would actually judge on musical content?
Wonders never cease.
The most annoying thing about the night was watching Sandy Bullock suffer hundreds of camera shots–while watching everyone on her film win an Oscar but her. And they were all from Mexico! Poor girl. There were actual tears in her eyes when she lost. None of us will ever know how much she suffered floating around in harnesses, getting butt shots. And botox, which by the way, Goldie Hawn and Kim Novak should just buy the stock instead of the product.
Kim Novak—She’s 81, looks 51, but can’t move her mouth. What producer had a crush on her?
George Clooney and Tom Hanks, didn’t even bother to show up. John Travolta was trying much too hard to get in all Ellen’s Twitter Selfies, who was trying to make all us (according to Jimmy Kimmel) fat, lazy, stupid Americans connect with the rich Hollywood elites, who in brotherhood to the masses, took a slice.
Yeah, that worked.
Ellen was…boring, probably because she was bored.
The best joke of the night was when Ellen DeGeneres called all the movie stars “racist.” Which they are. The whole thing was how everyone was bending over BACKWARDS to show the world how unprejudiced they all are, which only convinces the rest of us that their raciest white guilt runs deeper than Obama’s hypocrisy that he IS a black man.
HA!
Enough. I am here to tell you that while all the conservatives on twitter today were ecstatic that somebody actually mentioned GOD (Matthew)…..do remember that Obama is meeting with the Pope soon. And they are BOTH going to use God—in order for them to take MORE of your paycheck to help the poor.
Now, back to my leftover heavily buttered popcorn.
Will Michelle Obama Announce the Best Picture Award AGAIN?
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For the last ten years, I have picked the winner in every category of the Oscars, sitting in my pajama’s. How do I do it? It’s very easy: Whatever movies presents the ‘progressive’ agenda the best, gets the prize. Many of these movies don’t even make money. Any movie that is conservative is ignored. Remember the movie Passion by Mel Gibson? It didn’t even get mentioned.
So—is the movie about how the white man treated the black slave? BIngo! Oscar!
How about gays? Does the movie have a gay or transsexual theme? Bingo! Oscar!
Is the woman suffering because of some white male? Bingo! Oscar!
The only reason to watch the Oscars is to see all the stars, in their dresses, and gossip about them.
The big question tonight is: Will Michelle Obama make another appearance in a special video, congratulating them all and addressing the American people about how wonderful it all is and how we should all adore, gays, thin people, black people, Hispanic people, but not those cruel and ignorant white people who so unfairly do not like the President because he’s black?
Last year Michelle Obama announced the best picture award. Will she announce it this year since it will be about black slaves?
And how many people will not see the obvious connection between Washington and the White House?
Frankly–we might as well have Putin announce it.
American can do propaganda better than any other country in the world…because WE have Hollywood!
Lucky us.
Yes, to be sure either one, or both of them will appear…
And that’s why they invented….the drinking game.
Nobody’s Perfect: Alec Baldwin
Nobody’s Perfect
Alec Baldwin is having a hussy fit meltdown this week. He has threatened to leave New York because he just can’t understand why the liberals are out to get him, Just because he called somebody a faggot. After all, he called his own daughter a pig, and nobody thought a thing of it.
The feminists were okay with ‘pig’..but faggot? They have Obama and Michelle at their backs now.
So what does an Obama loving man do? His liberal New York friends are out to get him, so he wrote a letter in Vulture titled “Goodbye Public Life”
(LAUGH HERE.) Yeah, it’s a great read.
Alec swears he loves gays, and never said the word faggot. in fact, he just doesn’t get it. Then he talked about how he got Shia LeBeouf fired from a job because the kid…wanted Alex to actually MEMORIZE his lines!
Horror!
” To prove he had put in the time. (What else do you do in jail?) I, however, do not learn my lines in advance. So he began to sulk because he felt we were slowing him down. You could tell right away he loves to argue. And one day he attacked me in front of everyone. He said, “You’re slowing me down, and you don’t know your lines. And if you don’t say your lines, I’m just going to keep saying my lines.”
So Alec got him fired, but nevertheless said this:
” I wasn’t out to get anybody or make anybody look bad, because I know what that’s like.”
(Okay, maybe laugh here.)
Alec is just so upset, because all his liberal friends were so…WRONG about him, they fired him from an interview show he had in the making. He wanted to pick his guests:
“The first name they came up with was Rob Lowe. They said, Rob Lowe’s going to be in the building. Do you want to interview Rob? I said, “Not particularly.”
And then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, MSNBC said, “You’re fired.”
Yes, he was fired because Rachel Maddow was out to get him for being anti-gay, which he is not. Really! He just likes to use the words faggot and motherfucker and faggot, and whore, and…
Poor Alex…to be fired from MSNBC is like being condemned to worst than liberal purgatory, it’s hell. Can we feel his pain folks? (Ah…here Mr. Baldwin…have a drink on us.)
And then, things got worse: When some reporter criticized his wife for texting during a funeral, Alex called him…well…here’s his own words.
“In my rage, however, I called him a “toxic little queen,” and, thus, Anderson Cooper, the self-appointed Jack Valenti of gay media culture, suggested I should be “vilified,” in his words. I didn’t feel bad about the incident. He lied about my wife.”
Alec was mad…so see? He just doesn’t get it. He has lost his free speech rights, and just has no clue.
Alec is feeling the wrath of Obama’s gay community and just can’t seem to comprehend that free speech in America, is no longer allowed. If he grew up with 4 brothers who constantly called each other faggots in good humor, well, those days are gone.
Sorry Alec, blame your liberal friends.
But does he blame the dictatorial idiot liberals? NO! He blames…get ready for it: Middle America.
“The heart, the arteries of the country are now clogged with hate. The fuel of American political life is hatred. Who would ever dream that Obama would deserve to be treated the way he has been? The birth-certificate bullshit, which is just Obama’s version of Swiftboating.
But this is Roger Ailes. And Fox. And Breitbart. And this is all about hate. It’s Hate Incorporated. But the liberals have taken the bait and run in the same direction—and it’s just as corrosive. MSNBC, in its own way, is as full of shit, as redundant and as superfluous, as Fox.”
Yes, it’s the conservatives fault for bringing hatred to America. And so, he plans to run for office, if the gays will just let him, but until then, he is thinking of moving to L.A, probably because he can’t find work in New York.
Alec says:
” L.A. is a place where you live behind a gate, you get in a car, your interaction with the public is minimal.”
Sounds good to us Alex…Middle Americans are desperately hoping you get your wishes for minimal public interaction, because we’re still mad that you called your daughter a pig.
Only a real pig would do such a thing.
So Congratulations Mr. Baldwin! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for….as long as you continue to live.
And just for a piece of advice: You know, there ARE gays in California too. Lot of Queens…a few faggots…a lot of pigs…prostitutes….(do you like the word spic?) …..
The First Night of Jimmy Fallon…
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Okay. Maybe I’m too old, but some of my friends were telling me that Jimmy Fallon was a real talent and I should give him a shot. So, last night I watched his historical first show.
Here’s my Nobody’s Opinion:
Jimmy is still in his childhood, where he told everyone after introducing his mom and dad, that they used to let him stay up late on school nights and watch Johnny Carson, and it shows. He had the SAME curtain, the SAME furniture, and probably Johnny’s old desk. WHY this is supposed to appeal to the newest hip generation of people under 30 I have no clue. I thought the set was boring…but not as boring as his opening jokes. He spent the whole first ten minutes going over how thankful he was to be there, and h
e thanked Johnny Carson, and Johnny Carson’s mother, and probably his trash man…and I was so shocked at how he couldn’t tell a simple joke, I was about to turn it off…but I’m glad I didn’t. I just turned the sound down.
And I would have missed the best moment of the night if I had turned the channel. —->
Will Smith was his first guest, and they did a cute little hip hop dance, but I swear I’ve seen that same skit before. Maybe some of you younger Saturday Night Live people can tell me if it’s an old skit, because I stopped watching Saturday Night Live after Eddie Murphy did his famous James Brown “Hot Tub” scene.
Who can top that?
The rest of the program was Bono and U2. Excuse me if you are a Bono fan, but I just have no desire to listen to their music. BUT…in fairness to him, because I can never take more than a few minutes of them, I listened to the song they played on the couch…which reafirmred my original thoughts: Bono..cannot sing. If you grew up on Jim Morrison and the Beatles, Bono sounds like a distant cousin that just formed a garage band in his basement and…well..sorry Bono fans. They many have some great music but I will probably never know. I just don’t like the man’s voice. I’d rather listen to AC/DC. 
And that’s okay with me. It’s just an opinion and not worth much…BUT…there were others out there who actually TURNED the channel when Jimmy went on and on too much about himself and his historical moment in American history. It’s been reported he had less viewers than Jay Leno’s last night. In fact, it matched Conan’s.
Jimmy cannot carry a show by himself, and last night proved it. Hopefully, he can convinced enough Hollywood and musical friends to do his little musical skits with him because intellectually, he can only appeal to…people under 40. I suggest he get some good writers and practice.
Unless, you like that kind of thing. Like I said, I haven’t seen him every night….and this isn’t the 1950’s anymore…
We have a wider channel choice now…don’t we?
Obama’s House of Cards
Nobody’s Opinion
Right before this interview today on George Stephanopoulos This Week, they showed “President” Obama talking about Kevin’s Spacey’s very popular Netflix program: House of Cards. (I could NOT find Obama’s take anywhere on Youtube) Obama laughed as he usually does when caught in a lie, and remarked that House of Cards was simply a fantasy, but he sure wished that he was like Frank Underwood (Kevin Spacey’s character) because he could get a lot more done.
If you haven’t seen House of Cards, it’s like the West Wing, but more realistic.
Obama’s comment reminded me of a comment that President George W. Bush’s Quote made while HE was President.
“I told all four that there are going to be some times where we don’t agree with each other, but that’s OK. If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator,” Bush joked.—CNN.com, December 18, 2000
Every conservative that watches Frank Underwood on House of Cards, thinks he is watching every democratic politician that every graced the halls of power. George Stephanopoulos and Obama have gone out their way in interviews to reiterate how NOTHING like the program ever happens in real life Washington D.C..
Right.
The problem I have is deciding if Obama is more like Frank Underwood or Tony Soprano. Remember when he said when they bring a knife to the fight, he will bring a gun?
Before you say, “He was just kidding.”…ask yourself: Should any politician even talk that way?
House of Cards has become a big hit. As the writer said tonight, where else are you going to find so much drama but in Washington?
Kevin says in the beginning of this interview, most people think that the show is 99 percent correct. Many of us do believe that our politicians, murder, cheat, steal, and do just about everything under the sun, and to think this, is not farfetched at all. It’s not a fantasy. Just turn on your TV set.
What’s even more impossible to believe, is that so many people still don’t think our government would resort to such measures.
But…we know, by the polls, that both Congress and the President are at all-time lows…so I’d say we’re getting there. And that’s the point: THEY know it too.
(What to do about it? )
We see it right before our eyes. Corruption is at the highest levels of our government and nobody ever goes to jail. The Clintons alone had at least 60 people who worked for them over the years, all mysteriously die—whether by accident, or heart attacks. What are the odds?
When Hillary Clinton, as First Lady, ran into Vince Foster’s office to shred documents, after he ‘killed’ himself, and before the police could get there—well—- it didn’t exactly make her look innocent. What was she looking for?
When Obama lies almost every day, even at the expense of people losing jobs and medical care, can we expect him NOT to be capable of murder?
Many Americans think so, and that’s why the series is so popular. Kevin is brilliant in House of Cards, but notice, at the end of this interview he makes the same point about politicians that Steve Spielberg made in Lincoln—which is: Presidents must commit a few crimes to get the end result they want. In LBJ’s case it was the passage of three civil rights bills. Therefore the ends justify the means. It’s the one solid mantra of any ‘progressive.’ They live by that, and it excuses every single crime they make. That’s why Sibelius was never held responsible, or the IRS, never held responsible, or Hillary Clinton, never held responsible….
House of Cards at My House
(Hell, Bill Clinton knowingly gave blood filled with AIDS to Canada while governor of Arkansas, and he was never held responsible.)
Kevin Spacey is a liberal last time I checked, and the new series mentions the Tea Party, the elections coming up…and some themes of liberals, like the “rapes’ of the military, and big businesses controlling the White House. But, Kevin’s character is a democratic rascal…so House of Cards is going to be a big hit with the majority of the American people, just like 24 was.
But— I remind myself, the very popular 24 helped American get used to the idea of electing the first black President by portraying him as one of the most honest, politicians to ever grace the White House–the actor himself even admitted this:
Haysbert believes that his playing of David Palmer on 24 helped Barack Obama—whom Haysbert supported—to win the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination.[10][11]–Wikipedia
How did that turn out? Obama was NOT the honest President from 24, in fact, he was the exact opposite.
So…Are we being manipulated again, with the very lovable character of Frank Underwood?
Wasn’t Tony Soprano lovable? Are you seeing the pattern?
Is the House of Cards just another social propaganda mechanism to get the masses of conservatives left in America, hooked on a pop culture’s series, only to find out, that Hollywood puts out the baited hook, you get addicted, then all of a sudden you are accepting the fact that Presidents should be able to kill, cheat, lie and destroy, for the benefit of –the American people?
A ruthless man, is to be admired?
And would Hollywood participate in such deception?
That thought has been a giant dichotomy to me. Why would Steven Spielberg make such a strong stand and support for Israel, and then come out and support Obama.
Or—is it always just about the money?
Do they try to write the truth in-between the lines, but are as duplicitous to the politicians as the politicians are to us?
Nobody Knows, but I wish I did. And that’s the theme I am coming up with. Many democrats believe the American people are not capable of running their own lives and only the ELITES know what is good for us, and I’ve even heard some democrats say that they were GLAD that Obama lied to the people, otherwise Obamacare would have never been passed.
And if that’s true, then I think it’s about time we blew Obama’s flimsy and corrupt House of Cards back to Hollywood.
Frank Underwood, would, I HOPE— be pleased.
John Lennon: The Bulldog of Rock and Roll Singers
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On THE FIVE today, they were talking about the Beatles, just because everybody is talking about them since it’s their 50th anniversary, and I was very surprised to hear that ONE of the five thought that the Beatles were a ‘pop’ band, not rock and roll. He didn’t like them.
Whatever.
I was saying, “That’s because you’re not a musician, and have no clue how simple real rock and roll is, and just how most of it was three chord progressions, and that musically speaking the Rolling Stones had great rock and roll riffs, (and a great drummer) but as far as harmony, creativity, counterpoint, rhythm…they didn’t even come close to the Beatles.
But hey…if you do nothing else, listen to the bass line on this song, it’s killer. Not to mention, John Lennon had one of the greatest rock voices that ever was recorded.
The Beatles were like Haley’s comet. Music like that comes around once in a millennium. I have EVERY original album and even their first singles, still in the same 45 picture jacket.
That’s how much I loved the Beatles.
I LOVE this song..
So….enjoy!
The King’s Court Jester: Jimmy Fallon
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Neil Cavuto just couldn’t figure out today, why Jay Leno, who has the highest ratings on late night TV, was being replaced. And that’s the question isn’t it? David Letterman use to be the big guy on the block, and then…one day after Hillary Clinton was a guest on his show, Letterman had a heart attack. I saw that show. I never wanted to watch him again, he was such a kiss-up to her. And that’s probably the reason that Jay got the job. Many Americans, stopped watching Dave after he started promoting the Clintons and other democrats on his show. The big guys know the numbers. But Jay, is doing great…so why replace him now?
Nobody Knows, you might say. Wait..We certainly DO know. It’s call midterm elections. Obama GOT elected by going on all the late night talk shows. It helped endure him to the mindless masses who get all their ‘thought processes’ from entertainers. Reassure the white audiences who weren’t sure about him, and promote his big flashing pop-star smile. Obama needs to get to the young, his base…because the older people tend to be conservative……..and who has promoted the Obama’s better than Jimmy Fallon?
Nobody has promoted the Obama’s more than Jimmy. He’s almost the White House live-in court-jester. How many times did Jimmy Fallon do exercises with Michelle at the White House? Can you picture Johnny Carson, going to the White House to do sit-ups with Nancy Reagan? Maybe if Jay Leno had gone to the White House and followed Bo around, and said really nice things about the “Commander-in-Chief” –how really cool he was, he would not have been fired.
Yes, fired. GE owns the network, and Jeffery Immelt is Obama’s bud. GE pays no taxes, and Jeffery is one of his advisors. Obama needs Jimmy. Real bad. Even the dumbest of voters are waking up to the high cost of Obamacare and the fact that he lied to them. The college kids are finding out there ARE no jobs. And Obama needs them to sign up to that Obamacare. Who better to get to promote Obama’s agenda than Jimmy Fallon?
(see video below)
Yesterday I was at my local Dollar Store (buying my weekly pack of Juicy Fruit) and I stopped in front of the cheap magazine isle. There was a TIME magazine made just for kids and it was all about Obama. It was filled with great glossy pictures of Obama at his desk, with his kids, the dogs,—- looking like he was working, and then it was going to teach the kids about their government. It started with the great President…(Obama) and then the Senate…and then. That’s it. No mention of the House of Representatives. The people’s house was conveniently left out of TIME. To any kid reading this—There’s President Obama and his Senate. Bo the dog…
And…Jimmy Fallon. The Tonight Show will become Obama’s personal message board— a place where all his Marxist ideas can be made into the most coolest propaganda…with the help, of little Jimmy and his all black-band. To fundamentally change America, you must get the young. The old people remember.
So, will the American people watch Jimmy Fallon, if he keeps promoting the Obama’s? Nobody Knows, but I do know that I won’t.
And Nobody Knows what will happen to the very popular Jay Leno, but at least he won’t have to be a ward of the state. He can retire knowing that he did not become the King’s personal political court clown. He can go back to doing what he does best….being a comedian.
People Choice Awards Are Not REALLY the People’s Choice. But you knew that…..
Nobody Wins
The People’s Choice Award was on last night…and low and behold, I was wondering…why Duck Dynasty wasn’t included in ANY category?
Walgreens did have a really gay guy promoting their sponsorship, and the same old people won all the prizes, which goes to show you, they do the same thing in television that they do in politics—-they give you the choices that they pick. Duck Dynasty is the biggest program watched on cable, but they offend Hollywood liberals, so they just acted as if the program didn’t exist.
Nobody Wins, when Hollywood gets to pick the People’s Choice.
I’m still mad that they put Supernatural in the Bromance category.
Bromance? Even straight guys are now in love.
And if I sound cantankerous, I’ve got the “flu”. So excuse me while I pretend I didn’t watch any of it, drag out the Nyquil, and collapse.
Meryl Streep Blasts Walt Disney-
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Nobody Wonders why movie stars just can’t get a life. I’ve now added another “I won’t pay a dime to go see anything she does” actor to my list. It seems last night, at the National Board of Review, where movie stars get together to fawn over each other, about how wonderful and great they all are…It seems Meryl Streep decided to take down another American Icon: Walt Disney.
Why? One: Hillary will be running for President. We need to elevate the woman.
Two: Disneyland was the only place in America you could go and take the family on vacation, and not have to worry about getting mugged, raped, or shot at. Walt Disney was an American Genius, like Steve Jobs, probably had his quirks, but to trash the man now, is in such bad taste, it shows you the egos on some of these people we call ‘stars’ just seem to keep getting bigger.
“Some of his associates reported that Walt Disney didn’t really like women,” Streep said, quoting esteemed animator Ward Kimball on his old boss: “He didn’t trust women or cats.”
Streep talked about how Disney “supported an anti-Semitic industry lobbying group” and called him a “gender bigot.” She read a letter that his company wrote in 1938 to an aspiring female animator. It included the line, “Women do not do any of the creative work in connection with preparing the cartoons for the screen, as that task is performed entirely by young men.”
Oh my, Meryl. He didn’t like woman, cats and Jews. Oh my.
When Michael Eisner took over, the Disney operation did change, and it just didn’t have that Disney touch. And the Disney touch was all about family.
Nevertheless…Streep’s buddy, Bob Reiner said this:.
“We were never around when there was naked women,” Reiner complained.
Let me get this straight Ms Streep: It’s okay for men to look at women as sluts, whores, perfectly catering to the sexual proclivities of every man, but heaven forbid they should want a Disney life at home taking care of their children while dad works. .
Hey, for years I didn’t like cats, and I don’t trust anyone upon first meeting, especially— women..very little. And I’m a woman. And they say that Jews run Hollywood…is that true?: Maybe it was more about the corporate power struggles in Hollywood, than the religion. In fact, Steven Spielberg is Jewish and yet supports Obama who has turned his back on Israel. Does Steven HATE the Jews so much he sides with a prominent enemy of them? So who really hates the Jews? Why don’t you criticize Obama and Steven? Hillary’s not to fond of Israel either.
Walt Disney grew up in a different American world, and gave us all an immense American empire. He brought entertainment and joy into households for years. His creative genius has been copied and loved in every country of the world.
Meryl Streep might be a good actress….but if I had to choose between going to Disneyworld or seeing one of her movies? Please. But hey, kick the man while he’s dead.
Meryl….Go eat an apple. Go make another movie. You can’t even touch Walt’s coattails.
Disney fans could care less.
Nobody Reads About Amy Adams
Nobody Reads
I was putzing around in the latest Issue of Vanity Fair this morning. Vanity Fair is a double edged sword: you can read a lot of really good writers, saying absolutely nothing, but saying it in a very creative way, or entertaining way, and waste a good 20 minutes of your life, or…you can get some real insights into the lives of the rich and famous…and then there’s the fluff. Every month they are promoting somebody, with some fluff piece, and this month it was Amy Adams. Amy Adams, Hollywood’s Red Hot Winter Wonderland. (Okay, the title gives it away)
But, if I were Amy Adams, I’m not sure what I would take out of these statements:
“Hoffman describes Adams as “a great actress” who will keep working until she gets it right.”
That’s like saying, the girl is such a moron we have to do 847 takes just until we finally get something we can use. Nobody Thinks that the definition of a great actress is someone who can do the scene in just one take..but maybe I’ve got it wrong.
He goes on:
“She s so vulnerable. She’s the person the director is either in love with or wants to kill. At bottom, she’s generous and she shows up to work.” In other words (This are the words of Nell Scovell) there’s no one he’d rather have jerk him off in the sink? He laughs. “Basically.”
So Amy, your duty here is to help the director jerk- off onset. (Hey…I’m living in a world of smut disguised as serious liberal journalism. Help me out here.)
Is it me? These liberals are SUCH big feminist supporters, and yet think nothing of insulting someone’s acting ability by saying she really is just there to add sex appeal to the movie, and add some fun to the director’s day.
Oh…but she is generous. That’s good in any winter wonderland I suppose.
UPDATE: Somebody should be more generous to Amy by the looks of this apartment.
Nobody’s Perfect: Paris, Lindsey, Katy….Dolly?
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have three American diva’s that are crying out for the Nobody’s Perfect award: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Katy Perry.
Did you really want me to talk about Obamacare? I didn’t think so.
First up, we have Paris Hilton, whose only goal in life is to…party, and Lindsey Lohan, whose only goal in life is to..party. You would THINK they would love each other…
But..not anymore. It seems Paris’s brother, Barron Hilton (The Hilton’s like to name their kids properly.) was at a Miami mansion, and said something rather nasty about Lohan, and then Lindsey ordered someone to beat him up. You have to wonder if this was a knockout warm-up or if Barron is just short.
Paris was so mad she posted this in Instagram:
“They both will pay for what they did. No one f—-with my family and gets away with it!! And that she should “watch her back. “
Lindsey then had this to say:
“You talk s— about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get.”
This is pop culture at its best. And a fine example of years going to the best schools. To this Nobody’s Says: Where’s the YouTube video? Come on guys! Was your cell phone stuck in the limo? 
And then there’s the woman who used to be married to the greatest pop socialist of the last decade— Russell Brand: Katy Perry. Just the fact that she married him, should tell you all you need to know about her lack of mental floss.
It seem Katy, in an interview, said that she didn’t let her parents go and watch her sing at President Obama’s inauguration last January, because they were Republicans and did not vote for Obama.
From Newsbusters:
As Perry tells it, her parents met when Mary, “a pot-smoking debutante” and freelance journalist, was covering a tent revival in Las Vegas, which Keith, an acid-dropping hippie turned preacher, was attending. “People don’t understand that I have a great relationship with my parents—like, how that can exist,” she says. “There isn’t any judgment. They don’t necessarily agree with everything I do, but I don’t necessarily agree with everything they do. They’re at peace with—they pray for me is what they do. They’re fascinated with the idea that they created someone who has this much attention on her. My parents are Republicans, and I’m not. They didn’t vote for Obama, but when I was asked to sing at the inauguration, they were like, ‘We can come.’ And I was like, ‘No, you can’t. I love you so much, but that—on principle.’ They understood, but I was like, ‘How dare you?’ in a way.”
How dare they? How DARE they want to go to the Capitol (which they help pay for with taxes) to watch their daughter sing (whom they FED from the time she was a baby) even though they didn’t vote for Obama? (Who they also pay his salary by their federally stolen taxes.) How DARE they?
(Cough) if ONLY they were still pot-smoking acid-dropping hippies again, I bet they could have gone.
Okay: maybe we should take a vote on this one:
All who think that Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan are basically acting like spoiled diva thugs, with little class and not much brains…raise your hands.
All who think that Katy Perry’s rudeness to her own parents, not to mention, the lack of ANY kind of simple understanding of our rights as Americans…raise your hand.
Mmmmm
Who won?
I’m going with Dolly Parton! She recently stuck up for Miley Cyrus’s porn inspiring twerking. Good lord Dolly...as if she needed your help. Did your coat of many colors get lost at the local laundry mat in East St. Louis?
So far, I haven’t seen Paris OR Lindsey twerk at all. Okay. Almost…but not like Miley.
But then again, the year’s not over yet. If Dolly starts twerking— I’m never listening to “I will Always Love You.’ ever again.
Can We Ban Stallone For Doing Too Many Steroids?
Nobody Wins
“Well, I guess we won’t be seeing anymore Expendables at the movies.” said my husband.
It’s been a common decision in our house: If you are a movie star, and you decide to put down the common folks who spend the big money to go see your movies, then we don’t have to give you our money.
Stallone, has been getting on my nerves lately. Yo Rocky…What happened to you? Too many punches in the head?
Stallone has made most of his money simply because he has appealed to the conservative Americans. Rocky was all about individual hard work and the theme that, in America, you CAN be the champ if you work hard enough. And he went on to milk the American’s are really good guys themes…in fact he has always had those themes running throughout his movies. It’s the REASON they were successful.
And yet, when he talks on his own time, he sounds like a wimpy liberal kiss-ass Obama puppet. During the Trayvon Martin trail, he said no Americans needed to own a gun.
Gee..can the word hypocrisy get any bigger?
And now, Stallone is replacing Bruce Willis (who by all accounts IS a conservative) with Harrison Ford in his next Expendable movie: 
Stallone gleefully announced yesterday that Willis had been booted from “The Expendables” summer franchise, calling him a greedy, lazy jerk. The “Rocky” actor tweeted: “WILLIS OUT… HARRISON FORD IN !!!! GREAT NEWS !!!!! Been waiting years for this!!!!” Not satisfied with simply showing Willis the door, Stallone added this parting Twitter shot: “GREEDY AND LAZY …… A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILURE.”
Are these guys that stupid? Does Stallone think that the people who go to see his movies, are going to want to fork out money to see the liberal lover Harrison Ford?
Sly might be in for a surprise. In fact, the whole movie industry is in shock..NOBODY IS GOING TO THE Movies! Spielberg has even predicted the industry won’t be able to survive.
And it’s has much more to do with rebellion than content. It’s not just the movies that are suffering…the cities newspapers are falling like dead flies off an electrical grid. The Boston Globe and the Washington Post were recently sold at a loss, and I’m waiting for the Post Dispatch to go, because they almost have to give it away here in St. Louis.
So, what’s up?
Rush Limbaugh had it right today….the real reason the newspapers (and the movies) are going out of business is because people, like me, were sick of opening up their morning paper and seeing whole pages devoted to some poor African village starving, and how horrible America was in not sending the world all its money.
The leftist Marxist took over all the newspapers in America, the people stopped buying them, and they wonder why.
It’s the same reason the movies are bombing…
Hey, I’ll stay home and watch reruns of Tom Selleck as Jesse Stone, who I know is a patriot, rather than spend money on Sylvester Stallone blowing up another village in some third world country, all the while saying in real life, he doesn’t believe in that sort of thing.
I thought the first Expendables was great—But I will never pay to see another movie of Sly Stone’s no matter how much I want to.
The man, is a coward, a fraud, and an American sellout. Let him move to China.
Nobody Wins when Hollywood is just another mouthpiece for government propaganda. Sorry Sly—I doubt that Bruce Willis’s career will suffer.
Baseball is not the only thing that steroids has damaged, Nobody Wins when your hero’s are on steroids….and everybody knows…steroids cause brain damage. What better proof do you need? 
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
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