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Nobody Cares About My Broken Lamp

Nobody Cares

I didn’t post a thing today, being as to the fact that I went early Christmas shopping, because I HATE to shop in crowds, and I thought Friday would be less crowded than Saturday, but it really doesn’t matter because, I HAD to go, due to the fact that I broke a lamp, that sits on top of my old TV set in my bathroom, and it’s because you really are not suppose to balance a lamp on top of a TV set, especially when it’s posed to get hit right after you come out of the shower, and if the phone rings while your in the shower (which it did) you are bound to knock the little lamp perched on top of the TV set, and then because you thought it was cheap plastic it wasn’t suppose to break, but it did, and you can’t put on your morning makeup without that lamp, because the bathroom has black walls, and hardly any space, and no light to speak of,  so I HAD to go out and get a lamp, but the problem was, it had to be the right color, and the right shape to ‘balance’ on top of the TV set, because I simply have to have a TV on when I’m putting on my makeup, but the TV takes up all the room, there is no room for a lamp, therefore I have to put the lamp on top of the old TV—-but I had to go to 6 places today, of course, in a thirty mile radius, looking for just that right lamp, I didn’t get home until late.Dog sleepless

But…it was worth it. My little silver lamp, although 15 dollars more than the one I broke, looks very nice in my little black bathroom, and now I can see, until of course, somebody calls me on the phone when I’m in the shower.

So…don’t call me at that time.

I KNEW you didn’t care! Now, aren’t you glad I don’t usually tell you about MY boring life?

November 22, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Obama Gives Metals to His Progressive Friends—- and Then There’s Loretta.

Nobody Wonders

Poor Loretta Lynn. She must have felt like a Duck Dynasty second sister out of water today—- in the middle of that love-fest of ‘progressives’ at the Metal of Freedom ceremony this morning.  Obama used the occasion to remind the country one more time, why America should “trust” him.  He sure knows how to pick winners, doesn’t he? All of them but one, were on Obama’s progressive road to Obamaland of the free, gay, black, female…and…obedient.  Gloira Steaing

Using the  JFK’s anniversary, Obama decided to give as many Metals of Freedom today as he could muster. He has a lot of PR to do, and if you wanted to know what the democratic party feels about anyone who is NOT a liberal, all you had to do was watch the ceremony: of course, KING Obama drew the ceremony out as long as he could. It was as much about getting his face on the television handing out metals to his beloved admirers as anything else.

So, let’s take a look at Obama’s hero’s:

Ernie Banks: Gee, a black baseball player from Chicago. He was there when baseball was filled with racist white ball players. (Never mind that those white guys gave him numerous awards.) Does Obama even WATCH baseball? Doesn’t matter. He’s black, he’s from Chicago, that’s Obama’s home town.  Color that metal black.

Ben Bradlee: Editor of the liberal Washington Post. He was the hero that helped bring down that horrible Republican monster, Nixon. Obama needs more editors to bring down those corrupt politicians. Color that metal, control.

Ben Bradlee

Ben Bradlee

Bill Clinton: Good chance to show his superiority. Obama acted like Bill was just a nice guy, and really played down his accomplishments as president. He could have been talking about some saxophone player instead. Bill recently came out and said Obama should let people keep their insurance, so Obama had to show the world that he doesn’t really take Bill Clinton seriously. And since the ‘party’ will insist on Hillary as their next Presidential candidate, Ethel Kennedy had to walk them both (Obama and Bill ) to the JFK gravesite to “anoint” the royal successors.  Color that metal, platinum.Ethal Kennedy

Daniel Inouye: A democratic Senator from Hawaii. Whatever else he has done, the most important thing he did for Obama was make damn sure NOBODY got a look Barack’s birth certificate. Also, Obama ‘s presidential library is in Hawaii, no doubt on land donated by Hawaii, thanks to Daniel. He definitely gets a metal. Color that metal: Loyal.

Daniel Kahneman: He’s some kind of liberal psychologist which no doubt, being from Princeton, gave the elite democrats a blueprint for manipulating people. I have no clue why he’s here except you can be sure the democrats wanted a Jew because Steven Spielberg was in the room. He wouldn’t be here if he didn’t do something for their successes. Probably worked on Common Core. Color that metal, blue.

Richard Lugar: A Republican that Obama can love. Lugar worked tirelessly at Obama’s side helping dismantle our nuclear, biological and chemical weapons (Mostly ours) and he was all for gun control. (NRA gave him an F.) He went to Russia with Obama to look at their nuclear sites, helped Obama get Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor on the Supreme Court: Helped Joe Biden give $1.5 billion dollars to Pakistan, worked on biofuels: In other words, he’s not even a Rino. He makes most of the democrats look like Barry Goldwater. He was there for Obama to give praise to his “bi-partisanship.” Translation: He gives Obama whatever he wants.  He gets a bronze.

Lugar

Lugar

Mario Molina The scientist who started the whole global—THE OZONE HOLE IS BEING DESTORYED BY MAN! and we need millions to save ourselves!! guy. He gets the green.

Sally Ride: Gee…she was a lesbian. And going into space was NOT her best accomplishment, it was working for gay rights. Sally’s wife was there to pick up the metal. Color that metal: gay.

Bayard Rustin: It’s bad enough that this man had the misfortune to be black, he was also ‘gay’ and he helped Martin Luther King, and got no credit because he was gay. But…his white man partner was there to accept it. This was a two-for-one dream. Black AND Gay, and loved by an old white guy! You can’t GET more diverse than that! If only the world could take this message. Color that metal: gold.

Artor Sandovo:  Trumpet player from Cuba. Color that metal, communist.

Dean Smith: Obama loves basketball, and this coach who fought for civil rights. No brainer. Another black metal.Oprah

Gloria Steinem: Gloria was on CNN afterwards and just wouldn’t shut up about how women are not paid the same salary as men, and those mean white men still thinks it’s a white man’s world, and how she was being honored by a God, and we are ready for a woman president, but we weren’t in 2008.  You know, it’s not easy to stay the same mentally as you were when you were sixteen, but somehow, Gloria has managed it. Color this metal: still stupid.

Cordy Tindall I have NO idea. Civil rights activists…of course! Color this one black.

Patricia Wald: Patricia Wald, first woman appointed to U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia and became the court’s chief judge. The liberals only admit women now into the jobs. They are much easier to control than men, so color this metal: control. AND…putting America under international law.

Oprah Winfrey: Well, she pretty much got him elected the first time, and recently has tried to become the new Mandela, and seems to have become his mouthpiece against racist white America who dare to question him. Oprah…will be there to protect and defend. Color this one, black with gold strips.

By the way—Obama had a Freudian slip before he gave her the medal: He said that people wanted Oprah to call herself “Sally.”  before she became famous, and he said that they told him the same thing.

(Ok…is he trying to tell us those really ARE his boots?)

Loretta Lynn And last but not least, poor Loretta Lynn. Nobody Wonders WHY poor Loretta was invited because Bill Clinton snubbed her royally in front of the whole world when she reached out her hand to him. He just kept talking to Lugar, and walked away. Snob. loretta lynnn

Loretta was the token…to show the poor white people of America that Obama still cares about them.

NEXT year: Chairman Mao, Michelle Obama, Burt and Ernie, Ellen DeGeneres, Beyoncé…have I missed anyone?

Oh yeah…Trayvon Martin. I can’t wait.

And for the final CNN orgasm: The four liberal Royals saluting…a dead democratic President.

Touching. JFK gravesite

And by the way, why didn’t Obama go to honor Abraham Lincoln?

Because…Thanks to Spielberg, EVERYONE now knows that Lincoln, was a Republican.

(And is it me? Doesn’t Hillary look REALLY short and pissed off?)

 

November 20, 2013 Posted by | humor, liberals, Obama, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Rob Ford VS Martin Bashir

Nobody’s Perfect

First, we see this apology from last week, made by the very entertaining Mayor of Toronto, Bob Ford.  Before this very typical politician apology–you know, where they say “we need to move forward, for the good of the taxpayers” when caught being scumbags, the Mayor had been caught smoking crack, when drunk, and ranting madly in a video talking about killing somebody. But HEY! He does this on his own time, he says, therefore, he’s not really guilty!

So, the city council voted to strip him of his powers (after finding out more stuff…like talking nasty, hanging out with prostitutes and pushing down old ladies…etc…) NOW…he’s mad, so he is getting his own reality TV show, called….Welcome to New Jersey! No…sorry…that’s not the name of it.  I get him mixed up with another fat loudmouth politician. It happens.

Second: We have the “Sarah Palin should just be forced to eat shit, like the old slaves were made to do.” man of the primetime MSNBC news hour: Martin Bashir. His apology seems so much more sincere, which makes you wonder if he even wrote it.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

The man who got on SNL, of course.

November 18, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Should Ask ME to Design Obamacare Posters!

Nobody Knows—

—Just what idiot is designing posters to try to get people to sign up for Obamacare, but I have to say, they SHOULD have called me! Let’s take a look at Obama’s suggestions:

got insuranceWith Obamacare, you will get laid more. (lie) With Obamacare, you can drink all you want because you can get a new liver! (lie)  Go ahead! With Obamacare, you girls can get rough, and fight all you want, because your broken bone will be fixed! (lie) Trust us! You people are just sluts and alcoholics, and we know…you do need our help. (half-lie) But, here’s what I would have posted….

Got insurance?

Got insurance?

Got insurance?

Got insurance?

got insurance riots

Got Insurance?

got insurance 4got insurance 3

Got Insurance?

Got Insurance?

November 12, 2013 Posted by | humor, Obamacare, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Would You Like a Dounut to Go Along With That Obamacare?

Nobody Flashes

Obamacare is changing things FAST: For instance, I went to my regular doctor last week, and found out, that he no longer wants to push me off on specialists…NO…he wants to take over all their jobs! Weird, I thought. The last time I was here he was complaining about having to refill a few prescriptions that I had gotten from “specialists” because my “specialists” had resigned, due to Obamacare. So, I went out and found more “specialists.” You’d think he would have been happy.Healthcare

But now, the good doctor was willing to keep me from having to travel all over town going to different ‘specialists.’ To that I said, “Well, I thought you were just a general practitioner and If I came to you, you would just push me off to another specialist.”  That’s what he has always done. I began to wonder if all these “specialists” were giving him kickbacks on every referral.

“Hey, I’ve been a doctor for over 15 years!”  he said as he ran to his trusty computer and started typing out my “special” prescriptions.

And then we got to the— “You need a blood test so I can fill your prescriptions.” part.

Okay I said, I’ll go to the same place I always go— Quest Labs. They are all over the city, and before Obamacare, you could call them up and make an appointment. In and out. Piece of cake.

Well, I found out yesterday that those days are GONE. The good nurses at the lab will NOT be answering the phone. Nope. Obamacare has taken that luxury out of the equation.

You want an appointment, you have to make one on the computer (good luck with that) or just come in and sit and wait your turn. Just like in good old India.

Find a seat, and HOPE you get in. And good luck, if you have to fast eight hours before that test, which I do.

Something tells me, the sight of a donut at the Quest lab might cause a riot.Dounuts

So, if you need some extra cash, you might want to set up a donut stand right outside your local medical lab, before they outlaw donuts.

And just think: Obama could say he was creating jobs.

Don’t you just LOVE turning into a third world country?

November 12, 2013 Posted by | Barack Obama, humor, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Jimmy Kimmbel VS Michael Moore

Nobody ‘s Perfect

This week, we have two people very interested in death, and then they had to open up their mouths to talk about it….all in the name of humor. But, instead of getting laughs, they got critizied.Jimmy Kimmbel

Let’s start with Jimmy Kimmel first. It seems China is upset that Jimmy Kimmel did not cut out this very interesting conversation he had with a little boy on his program:

From Reuters:

(Reuters) – China sharply criticized an American talk-show host on Monday for a remark made by a child on his program which has set off protests by Chinese-Americans in the United States.

The controversy blew up when a six-year-old replied “kill everyone in China” after the host, Jimmy Kimmel, asked him how the United States should pay back the $1.3 trillion it owes to the world’s second-largest economy.

Kimmel, who hosts a program called “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on broadcaster ABC, replied: “that’s an interesting idea”.

Yes, to the kid it was an obvious solution. Even though the kid sounded just like something the Illuminati has been saying for years…he was, after all…a kid. And no doubt, Jimmy helped put that fun line in his head, or not. The kid probably plays video games.

But Michael Moore is NOT a kid, and he tweeted this on Veterans day, which…was not exactly in good taste:Michael Moore

“Today, as every day, 22 American veterans will commit suicide. Happy Veterans Day!”

I’m sure the families of those who have lost anyone to suicide would not find this very funny. But he said it. and got his new movie promoted. And I can’t wait till Michael starts twerking because he is running out of stupid things to say. I think he has just about hit every stupid thing ever said on the planet…..he has to step it up a bit. Twerking with Miley would work. We need a Michael Moore Movie—” Twerking for Suicidal Veterans because Michael Cares.” Don’t you think? twerking

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award of the week? Jimmy Kimmel or Michael Moore?

Do I HAVE to decide? Because I can’t. I can’t get rid of this  mental vision of Michael Moore Twerking …sorry.

 

November 11, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Too Funny! Hilter Loses Health Insurance!

Nobody Gets Email

You’ve seen this before, but this time, it’s even funnier!

Hitler’s health insurance has just been cancelled by Obamacare.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Conservative)

November 8, 2013 Posted by | humor, Obamacare | , | 1 Comment

The Miami Dolphins VS Crystal Greer Brooks

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have the Miami Dolphins VS Crystal Greer Brooks.

Let’s start with the Dolphins. Remember in high school when the freshmen were harassed by the seniors? Well, that fine tradition has been fine tune to a very lucrative extortion business in the Miami Dolphins.

From the Miami Herald:Miami Dolphins

Young Dolphins players are under pressure to dig deep into their pockets to pay for veterans’ social outings, a practice that is straining their finances and locker room chemistry, according to a source with direct knowledge of the situation. These allegations come on the heels of an ESPN report Sunday morning that Incognito pressured Martin into paying $15,000 for an unofficial team vacation to Las Vegas — a trip that Martin, an offensive tackle, didn’t even join.

One young defensive player, whose privacy the Miami Herald is protecting, is on his way to going broke because he has been unable to say no to the older players, a source said.

“Everything tastes better when rookies pay for it,” veteran defensive end Jared Odrick wrote on Twitter over the weekend. “Yes, the bill would make you sick.”

How nice it that? The younger players are making about $400,000 a year, but they are told to fork up $30,000 for the team dinner. Sometimes the veterans let them split the bill.

The source characterized Dolphins veterans using younger players as ATMs to finance their nightlife whims. These older players have been caught up in the fast-paced Miami lifestyle without the burden of having to pay for it, the source continued.dolphin tweet

Gee…sound like anyone you know? (I’ll get to that in a minute.)

And then we have Crystal Greer Brooks, who ran over her boyfriend with his truck three times, all because he didn’t want to go to McDonald’s.

To which a nobody commented: “Three fractured McRibs and a punctured McLung?”

(Nobodies have an excellent sense of humor.)Crystal Greer Brooks

Hey, I’m all for admitting that McDonald’s is putting chemical addicting adding into their food so that you crave it all—- but Crystal— you were IN his truck, why didn’t you just leave his butt on the side of the road and drive there yourself? Or maybe that restaurant he wanted to go to was Hooters, and you went there LAST week?

Just wondering.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

                                  Obama and Congress, of course!

Our American leaders make the Miami Dolphins look like it’s extortion amateur night. Just like the Miami Dolphins, our American leaders are exempting themselves from Obama care, and making the rest of the poor hardworking class nobodies pay for their big meals, their free healthcare, their free vacations,—all while we have to sit at home and watch ESPN on TV munching on our Doritos.

While we eat McDonald’s, they dine on steak, lobster, and $8,000 bottles of wine thanks to the rookies in the lower soon-to-be be- gone middle class looking for an exit route crowd.

And just like the poor rookies who are afraid of losing their jobs, we can’t say “NO” to Obamacare, because we will lose our jobs.

WAIT…everybody is losing their jobs anyway.

So…congratulations are in order American Government! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week!

That is, if it’s really not your intention to destroy America by extorting humongous taxes on everyone.Obama in cash

If it is your intention, then I’d suggest you call up the Miami Dolphins and ask to be included in the next rookie dinner, and give the rest of us that make well below $400,000 a break.

As for Crystal…maybe Crystal hadn’t eaten in days, due to Obamacare…maybe she just found out she lost her health insurance and would have to go on a diet.

That would explain it.

November 4, 2013 Posted by | humor, Obama, Sports, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Barack Tricks You, Then Takes Your Treats….Happy Halloween!

white-house-halloweenNobody Flashes

Gee….the words “Trick or Treat” has a whole new meaning this Halloween since we have all found out what exactly is in Obamacare.

We are being tricked out of our treats.

And now, a message from the trickster in the White House: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Obama w mask

October 31, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Take the Test…What’s Your Favorite Movie

Nobody Gets Email;

Hey, I’m watching the World Series, and the Cardinals just gave up their lead. Geez. Hot dog reward
At the same time I’m looking for email, and I tend to like these kind of emails. (Hint: Works better if you don’t think.)
 Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kris)
*******
This  really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!!
Amazing  it really works this is my all-time favorite movie.
I  am OK at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a  calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities.
Each  time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie  EVER!
DO  NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the  bottom
You  will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is1.  Pick a number from 1-9.

2.  Multiply that number by 3.

3.  Add 3.

4.  Multiply by 3 again.

5.  Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together  to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:
Movie  List:

1.  Gone With the Wind
2.  E.T.
3.  Blazing Saddles
4.  Star Wars
5.  Forrest Gump
6.  The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7.  Jaws
8.  Grease
9.  The Obama Farewell Speech
10.  Casablanca
11.  Jurassic Park
12.  Shrek
13.  Pirates of the Caribbean
14.  Titanic
15.  Raiders of the Lost Ark
16.  Home Alone

October 26, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Rated XXX…with a HUH?

Nobody Flashes

I like to keep the blog….with some modesty of content…because I am NOT fond of porn. I always wondered about porn of any kind, because to me, why would anyone prefer it to the real thing?

Stupid I know. I know, but due to the wiring of my female brain, I can’t help myself.

Nevertheless, yesterday I watched a video on some lady professor who was teaching a class on sex toys. Really…like college kids need to know about sex toys. Then I watched a video of two black men who were telling everyone some college professor was having couples fornicate in class. As IF there was any college student that has not had sex in 2013.

Right.

Clearly the universities are promoting sex, which is to promote Planned Parenthood, who makes most of its money off—say it all together class—abortions!

The more abortions, the more money Planned Parenthood can give to the democrats!

I always follow the money.

And then…while searching around the net, I found some other VERY interesting pictures.

You see here…a penis bush trimmed in Canada. A baby shower vagina cake…..and a symbol of protest to the current ruler in Yugoslavia.

Clearly, the universities are actually making a big difference! Forgive me (or NOT)  for portraying…some disturbing pictures, but then again, we must consider what is happening to ‘art.”

penis bush

Vagina cake

Vagina cake

purple fingerconfused face

October 22, 2013 Posted by | Art, humor, sex, Uncategorized | , , | 3 Comments

lt’s Sunday—Did YOU Topple a National Landmark Yet?

Nobody Gets Email

Here’s some of my favorite picks sent to me this week.

On a brief note, I just heard that Mexico is banning Monsanto’s corn. Just passing it on.

(Thanks to Kris)

Tomorrow, a new template. kris 31signs 3Kris 32

October 20, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Some Super Fun Superstitions…

Nobody Reads:

Here’s some superstitions from the book, Beliefs, Rituals and Magic, by Xavier Waterkeyn, and what Nobody thinks of them:

People with thin, angular ears have bad tempers. People with long or prominent ears have a gift for music and the bigger the earlobe the smarter you are.earlobes

Is that why Africans do this?

People make the sign of the horn with their hand to protect themselves from bad magic.magic sign one

And here I thought Gene Simmons was part of the illuminati. These people are actually protecting themselves against getting something bad from those tea party people.

Among the great apes, staring is universally understood as a challenge to dominance.

So, Tom Cruz needs to do more staring.magic sign two

Justice is blind so that she not be distracted when she lays down her judgment.

Okay. Every member of the Supreme Court needs to go over all their former lame and un-constitutional decisions (Obamacare, Woe Vs Wade, Corporations are people, affirmative action) and redo the cases with blindfolds on.blind justice

Muslim women never cut their hair.

So they have the body temperature of a camel underneath those burkas in the hot desert sun? (Do yo see where I’m going with this? Or maybe, you’d prefer not too. )muslim woman

It was the Romans that thought the middle finger was shameful.

No wonder our politicians use it so much.

Muslims have to wipe themselves with their left hand after defecating. That’s why they cut off the right hand of ‘criminals.

Just think how this affected their early brain development. Obama…IS left handed. Obama fuck you

The Aztecs tore out the hearts of 80,400 prisoners over four days.

Uh…..

A star represents the woman, and the crescent moon the man.

Uh……

Napoleon believed that men with large, prominent noses had strength, courage, intelligence and determination and he would select his generals on the basis of their noses. The Duke of Wellington the man who defeated napoleon at Waterloos had a big nose.

This of course leads to the obvious, a man with big feet……

Duke of Wellington

Duke of Wellington

Women that spend a lot of time together will find that their cycles all synchronies.

This is absolutely true. In every bar I ever worked in, within six months all the waitresses and I would synchronize our periods. Somebody explain this to me.

Many men have died urinating on electrified railroad tracks in subways.

And STILL—the United Nations…does nothing. (Let’s call Dave Barry)

The ancient Greeks commonly practiced infanticide by leaving unwanted babies out and exposed to the elements and the Inuit would do this too.

Proof that democracy is a lousy system, as our founders tried to tell us.

81 percent of women who don’t finish high school end up with a man who didn’t either. 71 percent of women who finish college end up with a man who did.  94 percent of white men marry white women, 89 percent of women marry white men.

Clearly, this is racist.

Walking under the ladder is considered bad luck because it’s the Holy Trinity. Never sit thirteen down at a table, one will die within the year. This comes from the Christian last supper, which had 13. The reason the number 13 diners at the last supper and that Christ died on a Friday, which is why it’s considered unlucky.

Any Friday the 13th bad luck stories out there? My own mother had a massive stroke on Friday the 13th, and she was visited by a white dove in her back yard for a whole year before her death which she always swore (had come to take me away.) A week before her stroke, the dove disappeared. So, I’m not so sure there isn’t something to this.Friday the 13th

Many non-Caucasian populations lack the proper digestive enzymes to assimilate milk properly and this explains the absence of dairy food in the cuisines of east Asia.

And here I thought it was because cows were so cute.

The Roman Empire paid their troops with salt. Hence the word salary.

Now, they want to take all the salt and salary away.

Pirates wore an earring in the left ear because it was suppose to keep them from drowning.

Now, the gay Navy guys can put one in their other ear for double the luck!

Part of the social contract of royalty is to convince the peasants of the aristocracy’s superiority.Michelle and xmas trees

So, the real reason the Obama’s are opening up the White House for Christmas is so that they can have great rich parties, and take thousands of pictures of themselves standing by Christmas trees with ornaments given to them by the Muslim Brotherhood. It’s important to keep up appearances of the fact that THEY have 89 trees in the White House, and you only have…one. And YOU paid for theirs.

In Islamic tradition angels in green turbans visited Mohammed and the prophet’s banner is green. In hour of this the flag of Saudi Arabia is green with white writing. The flag of Libya goes even further and is entirely green. These countries are desert.

Another reason they don’t like us. We—have—trees.

There are few trees in Egypt so they burn dung.trees

God was wise.

Red in the morning Sailors take warning, Red at night, Sailor’s delight.

This is actually based on science, something not see any more in climate data.

David Berkowitz the Son of Sam killed five of his eight victims during a full moon.

Did anyone bother to ask him WHY? Was he actually synchronizing his killings with other serial killers?

The deadliest ever recorded the Tri State tornado of 18 March 1925, crossed the Mississippi River from Missouri to Illinois during its journey of destruction it killed 695 people.

Nobody blamed that on global warming….but then again, Nobody could predict Al Gore would be born.Confused cat

October 19, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, American History, humor, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Our Father…Who Art In Washington….Unhallowed be thy name…

Nobody Wins

It’s a wonderful day comrades! Today, the great and wise father of our country came out and reprimanded severely those impertinent children in the House for harming our economy, and now, that they’ve succeeded in giving the purse to Obama, everything is good. (Even FOX has caved) Time to move on to all the rest of our Fathers’ good intentions….like amnesty, Obamacare, and making sure that our embassies have really nice $58 dollar Chrystal goblets on their pretty tables. (John Kerry just spend $5 million on that..god forbid he has to drink out of a regular cup when he visits them.)

Yes, it’s  good: The Father says that government is good. It’s good because we have all found out that we really need government The government is needed to protect our embassies, (Can you believe he said that after Benghazi?)  Already, the ministers of propaganda are out in celebration—-The President, who was actually the one who shut down the government, has once again, saved the country from that horribly outdated Constitution:

Here’s thObama orderse Muslim, Fareed Zakria, to explain:Farreed

“For many conservatives, the “rot” to be excoriated is not about economics and health care but about culture. A persistent theme of conservative intellectuals and commentators — in print and on Fox News — is the cultural decay of the country. But compared with almost any period in U.S. history, we live in bourgeois times,(I.E. Georgetown)  in a culture that values family, religion, work and, above all, business)  Young people today aspire to become Mark Zuckerberg. (They can aspire, just as long as they hand out those Big Macs with a smile.)  They quote the aphorisms of Warren Buffett (While they get his five dollar lunch at DQ.) and read the Twitter feed of Bill Gates.(Wow. That’s bound to help you get rich.)  Even after the worst recession since the Great Depression, there are no obvious radicals, anarchists, Black Panthers or other revolutionary movements — save the tea party.”

(Yes, it’s NOT the black Panthers or illegal gangs that are killing people every day in the United States…it’s those radical Tea Party Patriots.  )

“The era of crises could end, but only when this group of conservatives makes its peace with today’s America. (They are misty-eyed in their devotion to a distant republic of myth and memory (He has a point, they have destroyed pretty much of it) yet passionate in their dislike of the messy, multiracial, quasi-capitalist democracy that has been around for half a century ( — a fifth of our country’s history. (WHAT?) At some point, will they come to recognize that you cannot love America in theory and hate it in fact?”

We love America, Fareed, we just hate fascists Muslims like you and your boss,  who are trying to take it over.

Obama says the way that business is done in Washington has to change.

“The American people are completely fed up with Washington,” Obama said in stern remarks at the White House.”

Translation: I…need to be King. Crown me.

Obama also called for the stop of hatred. HA! Coming from the King of hatred himself. But we all know Obama is on the megalomaniacal path to a Hitler-like figure, what many people don’t, understand is the republicans that are working with him: Like Mitch McConnell.Mitch McConnell

Last night we found out that Mitch McConnell’s vote was bought with a $2.9 billion dollar present, up from $775 million, to upgrade the Olmstead lock on the Ohio River. The two states it straddles on, are represented by two of the Senate’s most powerful members: the Republican leader, Mitch McConnell, and No. 2 Democratic leader, Richard Durbin of Illinois.

Mitch was also the one who proposed a bill to give Obama complete power to raise the debt limit all by himself, barring congressional disapproval, in 2011.

So, we see the democratic party enlarging its power: By this account, Chris Christie will be the next President.

In the meantime, the rollout of Obamacare seems to have been deliberate…for many reasons, they really don’t want you to know how expensive it is: YET. And it will provide an excuse for implementing the one payer system when it does fail.

Yes, our father is saving the country, and anybody who opposed him is…what?

Say it all together now! RACIST!!

ROBERT REDFORD, actor: “There is a body of congressional people that wants to paralyze the system. Robert Redford twoI think what sits underneath it, unfortunately, is there’s probably some racism involved, which is really awful. … I think just the idea of giving credit to this President, giving him credit for anything, is abhorrent to them, so they’ll go against it.”

Okay Bob, we give him credit—for the whole mess. Get back on your horse and ride away..you can get into the Grand Canyon now.

October 17, 2013 Posted by | American History, humor, Obama, tyranny, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment