SNL….We Don’t Really NEED a 50th Anniversary…O.k.?
Nobody Flashes
Did you watch the SNL 40th anniversary last night? I must admit, I thought half of it was pretty lame, especially the Californians satire. As a “boomer” of course, I grew up with the Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, Bill Murry crowd, whom I prefer. I realize the younger generation has their own sense of humor…which relies on fart and gross jokes and so on, so here’s some of my thoughts on the matter:
As to the best humor of the night: The woman who imitated Beyoncé, Maya Rudolph, cracked me up. Second to that, was Bill Murry singing about Jaws, because it was just so stupid. If you want to see that segment and missed last night, it’s below.
I kept waiting for John Belusi.
As for music, Sir Paul McCartney’s vocal chords are giving out, as are Paul Simon, but at least they still sing live.
Adam Sandler was just himself. He is so much himself it’s hard to compare him…but I did like his “REUNION!” Jewish shout.
Miley Cyrus was so good singing an old Paul Simon song, one wonders why in the world she went off the deep porn end.
Wayne’s World was a good skit, and they seemed ageless…. and Seinfeld in his own little way, gave Sarah Palin a bit of payback being as many people think Tina Fey did such a great job of making fun of her it affected everyone taking her seriously. Good for Sarah for showing up.
The two moments that were the most annoying is when Chris Rock made the statement that Eddie Murphy single-handedly SAVED SNL. You would have thought Eddie Murphy was Obama, another one of Chris Rock’s favorite Gods. And instead of being brave and doing a skit like Bill Murry, or even Steve Martin, Eddie did nothing.
While Eddie Murphy was great, he was just one of the many. Chris Rock has rocks in his head.
And once again we were all wishing John Belusi was alive and could make fun of Eddie Murphy.
Many conservatives were upset about Jane Curtain making fun of FOX news babes, which is ridiculous. Of COURSE Rupert puts big busted babes on his show. It’s the truth…silly.
Chris Rock rant was WAY over the “Blacks ARE better than white people, and it’s time you all step aside and let us have the floor.” BS that’s becoming popular, you know, with the likes of Kanye West.
And speaking of Kanye West…this rich multimillionaire continues to sing the “I’m black and oppressed blues” because he was lying on the floor. if Kanye thinks life is unfair that Beyonce never gets her big award, WE think its unfair that a no-talented guy like Kanye can become a billionaire, and then get a platform to attack every white person on the planet.
While it was nice to see some old faces, and get a few laughs—-let’s hope they skip the 50th anniversary.
The site of Chevy Chase barely standing, was enough to pull a heart.
The Deck…is Stacked: Pass the Tums
Nobody’s Opinion
Well cowboys and cowgirls…I bet you’re wondering like me, how in the WORLD did America come to our below the average intelligence of Presidential selfies? WHY are the leaders of the last thirty years, ignoring the white middle class of America, the majority of whom pay their bills?
Is it the water? Drugs? Money? Or is it….the incubator? The great incubator of our political elites?
Where DO these people get together?
Harvard. Yale.
Just how important is that incubator of education where we get all our leaders–our Presidents–our vast Congressional leaders?
Very important. In fact, the deck is stacked for the elites. All Obama needed to give him credibility was Harvard. Never mind that he sealed all his school records, and that he was put as President of the Harvard Law Review and didn’t even have to write a single word.
All he needed to do was say he went there. Amazing.
About a dozen years ago, a man named Ron Unz actually did a study on the makeup of Harvard’s students. He found that 20 percent of the student body was Asian. . and 25 to 33 percent were Jewish. Asians were then 3 percent of the population, and the Jews were 2.5 percent. What he found out, after factoring in foreign students, athletes, children of alumni and faculty, he found that White Christians then 70 percent of the population were down to 25 percent of Harvard’s enrollment. The student bodies of Yale, Princeton, Columbia, Berkeley and Stanford was much the same.
“As Hispanics, Asians, blacks, and Jewish Americans vote heavily Democratic, the picture that emerged was of an Ivy League elite salving it social conscience by cheating white Christians out of first class tickets into society’s top-tier, and given them instead to Harvard’s preferred minorities. If the admissions politics of all the elite colleges and graduate schools are structured so that half the students are Asian, Jewish, and the progeny of pervious graduates, and another fourth comes in through affirmative action, while white Christians are always under represented, there is no doubt as to who will be running the country and who will be riding in the back of the bus. ” Patrick J. Buchanan
And right now….trying to get into the front of the bus is a white man named Scott Walker.
Scott Walker is in the lead for the GOP contenders at the moment, and what are they attacking him on?
He doesn’t have a college degree. In reality what they really mean is he did not go to Harvard. On the other hand, Jeb Bush got a degree from Texas University, after making poor grades all his life.Jeb’s degree is in Latin American studies. He was being groomed to be the first bi-lingual elite President.
Hillary, doesn’t speak Spanish.
It doesn’t matter that Jeb went to Texas…maybe Harvard didn’t offer the Latin American Studies, which is what he is going to run on…the Spanish vote.
The point is, the regular kid, from Iowa or Tennessee, never stood a chance of going to an elite college and getting into the connections of power.
It didn’t matter if he scored perfect on every test.
They handpicked our future…and it is here. If we want to be represented, we’d have to start our own country….again.
Right now: we sit at the back of the bus.
And now you KNOW why that big, fat, grin is on Obama’s face.
Nobody’s Valentine Email
Nobody Gets Email on Valentine’s Day
Yes, Confucius had a lot to say on the matters of the heart, according to this email.
(Thanks to Kris)
Confucius Say:
It’s OK to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say:
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say:It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Confucius Say:Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.
Confucius Say:
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.
Confucius Say:
A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Confucius Say:Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
Confucius Say:Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say:It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say:
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get it.
Kayla…Brave but…Not Very Bright
Nobody Wonders
Just WHEN were they going to tell us that Kayla, the lastest victim of ISIS, was actually over there helping the Palestinians, and rallying against the Jewish people?
Never. I just read about it on a smaller conservative blog, or else I would have thought she was just a sweet, young, idealistic young kid who wanted to pass out food somewhere.
Reportedly Kayla — who is said to have worked with Hamas to harass Israeli soldiers — was given to an Islamic State fighter as a bride. Her exact status and even whether she was being held against her will are not entirely clear:
“She was a familiar figure in our area. She was hostile to Israel and supported the ‘Palestinians,’ demonstrating against us in Bil’in, Sheikh Jarrah, and at checkpoints. She slandered Israel worldwide, and was a member of anti-Israel organizations like the International Solidarity Movement. She was like many other fools who collect illusions and didn’t understand how much she was being used. Incidentally, before she was killed, she was not kept as a hostage, but was given as booty to an ISIS commander to be his private maidservant.”
You have to wonder if her parents now, still side with the Palestinians, and still blame the Jews for all the madness in the middle East.
Or was she enticed by some organization she found on the internet?
While the religion of Islam is being forced upon our kids in grade school and high school now, expect more young kids to met the same fate. And more parents to not even figure out what the heck happened.
I know…can we have some good news?
Uh………………………..my dog finally stopped barking at the mailman.
To Obama– You WILL Sacrifice the Internet…to him.
Nobody Wins
For the past six years, the government has tried to get control of the internet…if Obama has his way, and it looks like nobody is stopping him, the internet as we now know it, will be gone.
If you’re a video gamer you will be paying extra to play online…Internet access will be slower, and prices will go up, so that the little guy, like me, won’t be able to afford to blog.
Small businesses will be hurt, and big money will be made by the monopolies which will grow richer than ever imagined now that everyone needs to get online.
Hillary has wanted this forever. The government needs to silence the people. They have controlled our major networks, they must now seek to control the internet.
They will just do it…with stealth. You will either pay, or get off.
Read the entire warning by Comm. Pai here:
Obama is putting all power in the hands of one office: The Presidency. Congress won’t HAVE to be blamed for the totalitarianism that is being enforced upon us all, and that’s okay with them.
Will Congress stop this? CAN they stop it? I don’t know, not many people are talking about it, and that’s probably because it’s going to happen, like Obamacare, you won’t find out how screwed you are until it’s passed. Like immigration, and Obamacare, all we’ll hear is talk.
As Breitbart has highlighted before, turning the Internet into a “telephone service” would “empower an intrusive public sector that thrives on high taxes, heavy-handed controls and the status quo.”
This sickens me, as it should every American. It won’t happen Joyanna you say—-not going to happen.
Oh really? Just watch. As Obama said: We all must sacrifice for the many…
“It only stands to reason that where there’s sacrifice, there’s someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there’s service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and master, and intends to be the masters. ” Ayn Rand
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“When the people find that they can vote themselves money that will herald the end of the republic.” Ben Franklin
Nobody Reports the REAL Translation of the Merkel/Obama News Conference
Nobody Reports
Angela Merkel, evidently has forgiven Obama for spying on her, because this morning, prior to her meetings with Russia, she decided to appear with Obama at the White House to show Russia, that the United States has always stood behind Germany, and will come to her rescue if need be, with supplying weapons to the Ukraine.
THEY don’t want to have to do it. They have big welfare benefits to take care of.
Of course, both Angela and Barack went on and on about how diplomacy should always be used in every case, forever more, especially with Russia and Iran, until somebody attacks THEM.
Heaven forbid somebody say they didn’t try to reason with their enemies!
Putin was no doubt laughing at this show of amateur hour, because he knows neither the United States or Germany will bring out the nukes in the Ukraine, and the Ukraine IS a prize because it is the bread basket and so the fight has gone on for that country forever. He might as well take it now, and save us all the drama.
The way I see it, if Russia takes Ukraine, we should take Cuba. What’s he going to do?
As Obama bragged about how he likes to use economic sanctions to bring his enemies down and how very effective they are . I couldn’t help thinking after he made this point that that’s how Obama he is bringing America to its knees. Obamacare has crippled us all, and his attack on coal, our lives, our debt, has almost hollowed out this country so badly, the landscapes is being filled with empty shops.
Obama’s policies on his own country, has brought us to our knees.
He knows economic sanctions are working here, so he figures, why shouldn’t it work for Russia?
But, honestly, we can’t just blame Obama. America would be much stronger today if not for our leaders wanting this global world government. Today Angela and Barack were talking in terms of the global markets, not their own countries.
And America has been footing the global bill for way too long. Obama made SURE to remind Germany how we rebuilt her after WWII, (Like she owes us) and he believes Iran isn’t trying to make a nuke.
I love how he always uses his “YOU OWE ME” card with so much class.
Anyway…
Besides all the posturing, I got the feeling that both leaders are WELL aware of their own population weariness of THEM controlling their own people’s lives, and grabbing whatever money they can to play god with, and spread all over the world. They want their people to know….politicians know what’s best.
In their minds, they control the world, and it’s not always easy. If one country has to lose so another country can get into the middle class…so be it. They make that decision. THEY control the markets, not you.
Many have said that Obama wants a European government here…full blown socialism. Fine. Except, WE pay for Europe’s defense….and half the world’s defense for that matter, and the United States can only borrow so much from China. We can’t protect the world and give out welfare here much longer.
Europe can, because we have paid for their defense….but we can’t have that option.
I wish I had a dollar for every time Obama sent millions of dollars to other countries. Dollars that are earned by the hard working America people, whose own lives are sacrificed, to rebuild other countries. In the meantime, our hard earned money goes into other dictators bank accounts.
Why did they have this press conference?
To show their own people they really are doing the best job they can. Some might say it’s for Putin, but I say, it’s to keep up their own images as benevolent and wise leaders.
Being global kings is not an easy job. But, dodging questions, switching the subject very creatively so people think you have answered a question when you haven’t. Sounding confident when there is no reason to be, blowing your own horn…lying with a straight face and looking confident about it…
Another concern…Western politicians have the dangerous and ridiculous notion that all former enemies can become friends. Both Merkel and Obama stated that fact.
Look at Germany and the U.S.! Look at Japan!…they say.
What they don’t tell you is the only reason that happened is because the United States decimated them both: Japan with the atomic bombs. Germany— we just bombed into oblivion.
Unless you wipe out Mecca, Islam and the West will never become friends. And that would only make the Muslims madder. They have the populations. We don’t.
And Islam’s political system is their religion. Not the same as Germany or Japan’s state before the war.
Is Obama willing to nuke Iran? Is he willing to stand up to Putin?
Can a bird fly backward?
Is THAT Brian Williams?
Nobody Flashes
We have just found some footage of Brian Williams…yes that’s him…he got hit in the head by a sniper attack, which just grazed his temple, while reporting on a dangerous mission over Russia, and passed out from the blow,—-he nearly died! But the Navy Seals that were jumping into enemy territory, rushed to his rescue…and just in time too.
Wait…it’s not him? ….Oh.
Here’s some good news…these guys are fantastic, and thanks to them, the real guy in this video will live to tell the world that his name is NOT Brian Williams. In fact, Brian was in the car down below, talking to his daughter on the phone, and they weren’t anywhere near Russia.
It’s a good news story, and I promised you one…because it’s Sunday. 🙂
Nobody’s Email: BS Protector
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s a joke that certainly fits the current occupant at the White House…short, and sweet. 
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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HOT COFFEE
Gotta love those grand-kids .. I was eating
breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, What day is tomorrow?” Without skipping a beat she said, “It’s Presidents Day!”
.. She’s smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day mean?”
.. I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or
Clinton, etc. She replied, “Presidents Day is when the President steps out of
the White House, And if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bull Shit.” You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
Have A Great Day!
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Nobody Cares if Randy Quaid is an Idiot.
Nobody Cares
This afternoon I posted Randy Quaid meltdown, and came back and found out it didn’t upload.
So…THIS guy says you can’t do it, but everybody is doing it because I saw it on Glenn Beck.
Nevertheless, I thought this guy was soooooo much fun, and because he rehashed the same old news we hear every day in a refreshingly new way…
I decided to post him instead. His name is Philip Defranco…check him out. 🙂 He’ll tell you all about it.
(by the way, it’s still on Youtube, if you want to see it.)
And Enjoy!
History, War, and Keeping Us All in Line
Nobody Remembers
Something is just not right, I was thinking about this all day. I can’t put my finger on it, but I’ve been listening to all the news coming from all sides today, about the pilot from Jordan ain being set on fire by ISIS, and it’s really creepy. It’s just a gut feeling. For instance…
Most of the week, everybody has been talking about the Jordanian being burned alive by Isis. Glenn Beck posted the video. So I watched it. And while I was watching it, it was almost like a movie. Well edited …as if made in the West by some movie producer. The shot where you see all the soldiers, faces masked, and then the guy lights the fire with a big torch, and stands SOOOOOO far away…. It was just so well done. Unlike the last video of the beheadings, which were not exactly Hollywood. I’m not saying it was not real…just really well staged.
And then, the reaction of Jordan’s King Abudullah. He quoted Clint Eastwood of all people, what timing, especially while his movie Sniper is going full blast around the world.
In “Unforgiven,” a gun slinging Eastwood vows retribution on two cowboys who disfigured a prostitute. When discussing his plans for vengeance, Eastwood’s characters says: “Any man I see out there, I’m going to kill him. Any son of a b—h takes a shot at me, I’m not only going to kill him, I’m going to kill his wife and all his friends and burn his damn house down.”
King Abudullah mentions he is going to run out of bullets, and Obama just gave him another $400 million so, once again…who’s really running this show?
We learned that an Isis camp was destroyed today by Jordan today in retaliations—80 were killed along with a general. and it’s ALMOST like we did it, because our pilots are helping them out of course.
But it’s FOX that has me concerned. The hot babes at FOX are gearing us up for more war…boots on the ground. Almost jingoistic. It’s just creepy. And since Americans care so much, they kept saying “This is the video that might just do it.” And then in the next breath they say, “But they need our help.”
Everybody knows, Obama is tight with the Muslims, and he doesn’t want war…he dismisses every beheading and conflict with a rewritten history lesson. (Christians are just as guilty as the white slave owners in America) And not because of America, but because he hates America.
Still, creepy.
I watched this video just by chance tonight, mostly because the very first statement by President Kennedy made me think. If you continue to watch the whole thing, you might start getting upset because they point out that 9/11 was orchestrated. Which most conservatives say that’s hogwash. But, we could have won that war easily, but for some reason, we keep losing…because of our Presidents and their handpicked advisors. Their mistakes are huge.
WHY?
And even I, thought of how MANY times I’ve heard the people on FOX berate all “truthers” with a stinging vengeance of hatred.
You are NEVER to believe that your own government would ever knowingly do such a thing. Well…history is full of men that do such things, and there’s always a first.
Rush Limbaugh use to do the VERY same tactic with Independents. He would put them all down as stupid. He has changed his tuned because more people claim to be Independent in America now than at any other time in our history. And that’s the GOOD news. Rush had to…shut up.
Don’t get me wrong, you KNOW how I feel about Obama if you read me, but….this video does point out…a truth you cannot deny…and Kennedy, Eisenhower, both were trying to tell us.
Ron Paul was trying to tell us too. There are a few men at the top who control it all…and they just had cocktails at Davos.
Anyway, I have a doctor’s appointment today, so I leave the video for you to ponder if you have the time. … and well. I will say no more.
By the way, I watched the first four parts. When it got to Hillary, I turned it off. I have seen too much of her as it is. It not your usual conspiracy theory tape, it backs it all up,
with blatant evidence.
And if you choose to ignore it, then pick up your cellphone and say “HI” to the NSA.







