Joyanna Adams

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American Parks…Used as Collateral For the Debt..Thank the Clintons

Nobody’s Opinion

When I was little, my favorite toy was a little contraption that held a round circle of small pictures. You’d put the different “discs” of your favorite subject into the viewfinder, and all the pictures would come up in 3D with the flick of your finger…imagine…3D back then. It was awesome.  The Yosemite Park disc was my favorite, and that’s when I fell in love with the Redwood trees.

There was one picture that I particularly liked of an old Ford, driving through the trunk of a tree. I looked at it every day, and dreamed of seeing those huge magnificent creatures with my own eyes. So, at five years old, I wrote a list of things I wanted to do in my life, and at the top of that list..was to go see the Redwoods trees in Yosemite Park in California. My mother had already seen them, because HER mother had taken Grandpa’s old Model-T, and drove my mom and her brother to California one summer right before the war, for a vacation— so she really didn’t see the need to take me.

Now, here I am, too many years later, and my dreams of seeing Yosemite were buried in the adventures of old collections of National Geographic. I made it to Snowmass, Aspen, and Los Angeles, but never quite got to the top of my list. So, to make up for lost dreams,  whenever I can find the time, I explore the parks in Missouri.  And now, I’m finding out, that our first black St. Louis County Executive , Charlie Dooley, wants to close down our parks.

In an effort to close a $10 million budget shortfall, County Executive Charlie Dooley included closing 19 county parks and one community center in his 2012 proposed budget.

Trust me, some of these parks are huge. And it’s not just in Missouri: California’s Governor Jerry Brown is also closing down parks…here’s a report from California:

 The welfare, English and Spanish programs in schools, millions to print bilingual documents, and childcare for illegal’s is being continued. Your parks will be closed. Do you feel disrespected yet? 70 state parks will be closed due to budget cuts. All to be padlocked by July 2012, but closures will begin by September of this year.

The radio has been filled with people up in arms, and most everyone that uses the parks are white.  Here’s an excerpt from Pat Buchannan’s Book, Suicide of a Superpower:

“Visitors to the nation’s 393 national parks—there were 285.5 million of them in 2009—are overwhelmingly non-Hispanic white, with blacks the least likely group to visit. That reality had not changed since the 1960’s, when it was first identified as an issue. The Park Service now says the problem is linked to the parks’ very survival…no group avoids national parks as much as African-American.  If American of color have no interest in the national heritage of our national parks, a shrinking white majority will be unable to sustain them.”

It’s not very well known that we don’t even own our biggest parks anymore. We pay for them with our taxes, but Bill Clinton gave them to the UN when he was President. All our biggest parks were included  in that ignoble act of treason by an elected President: Yellowstone, Big Bend, Sequoia, Rocky Mountain, Great Smoky, Grand Canyon, Yosemite, and many other national parks and monuments are under UN jurisdiction and control.

Bill Clinton signed over the Grand Canyon to the UN as collateral on our national debt. The UN is functioning under the guise of an environmental group (for our own good). This order allows the UN to take privately owned land and prevents land owners from suing. The UN lays claim to over 60% of the country. This was in the 90’s when our debt was lower. What will Obama give away?

Oh, but let’s not stop there. Thanks to his globe-trotting wife Hillary, if we default on our debt to China, guess what Hillary decided to give them?

BEIJING, China —

Sources at the United States Embassy in Beijing China have just CONFIRMED that the United States of America has tendered to China a written agreement which grants to the People’s Republic of China, an option to exercise Eminent Domain within the USA, as collateral for China’s continued purchase of US Treasury Notes and existing US Currency reserves.

The written agreement was brought to Beijing by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and was formalized and agreed-to during her recent trip to China. This means that in the event the US Government defaults on its financial obligations to China, the Communist Government of China would be permitted to physically take — inside the USA — land, buildings, factories, perhaps even entire cities – to satisfy the financial obligations of the US government. Executive Order 12986

My neighbors said that her and her husband had to wait two years to get a permit to camp in Yellowstone park, and I’m not even sure if I made a reservation now, if in two years, Yosemite would even be opened to the public.

At the rate our politicians are managing to pay off our debt, China will probably own it by Tuesday.

So, you might be asking me right now…Joyanna, is seeing the Redwood Trees STILL at the top of your bucket list?

Yep—Nothing like an old fool. As long as those trees survive, so will my Nobody Impervious Hope.

 

  

November 20, 2011 Posted by | China, Clintons, conspiracy, corruption, economy | , , , | 30 Comments

Why..Do Movie Stars Help Bill Clinton Again?

Nobody Flashes

Does somebody want to tell me what exactly are all these famous movie stars doing promoting Bill Clinton’s big NGO piggy bank, which goes under the name of the Clinton Foundation?

At first, I thought they were making fun of us. And then I thought, “How much do all these people get paid for this?” Or more importantly…who exactly DO they work for?

I’m trying to figure out what in the world they were trying to say in this, but it’s so stupid, and so NOT funny, you got me.

If I was making that, I would have put Monica Lewinsky in it saying, “I think we should sell pizza!” And then Bill could come in at the end and say, and permit me to paraphrase: “I did NOT have sex with that…pizza.”

We all could use a bit more humor than this lame excuse for talent…don’t you think?

October 21, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, Clintons | , , | 1 Comment

Starbucks: The New Fannie and Freddie On Cappachino

Nobody Knows

—that I watched the movie, the “Little Fockers” last night, and did not laugh once. But, I made up for it after I watched Mr. Christopher Christwell sing his song on YouTube about having to serve people at Starbucks.

I’m not even looking at it, and I’m still laughing.

Frankly, I think they paid this guy to do this, because Chris is not near as insulting to me, as the fact that Starbucks is asking it’s customers to ‘donate’ five dollars to put into a “loan” fund to give out to poor people who cannot get loans for houses anymore because Fannie and Freddie broke the world, and got caught.

When I first read it, I thought: Oh…how nice..the man that helped break Americans with overpriced coffee has decided to help out the people, the small business man, who cannot get a loan from any of the banks that got big bailout money. They were SUPPOSE to give it to the struggling American, but…they gave it to the big foreign banks.

Chris would say: they gave it to the rich fat lady wanting more whipped cream in her frapachino mocha.

This from Prison Plant–

The group running the scheme is funded by the very same big banks who received trillions in bailout funds that are still deliberately withholding loans from struggling Americans in order to make money
off the interest on deposits held with the Federal Reserve. What the corporate press is loath to report is the fact that the OFN, while posing as a philanthropic financial refuge for poor Americans, is little more than a Wall Street front organization. It is bankrolled by the likes of Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, HSBC, Deutsche Bank, JP Morgan Chase, Wells Fargo, and Morgan Stanley.

Starbucks also once offered free coffee to those who offered to pledge their allegiance to Obama’s creepy ‘national civilian security force’  proposal back in January 2009. And if my memory serves me well, it was Bill Clinton who lobbied (and won) high-playing wages for the coffee pickers in Columbia, who pick the coffee beans for Starbucks. Some of those guys, make more money than a Starbucks manager, and it’s also one of the reasons that Starbucks coffee is so high.

But I digress. I don’t drink coffee. The democrats are going to get the “people’s money any way they can.” Even if they have to pretend it’s for charity.

Fannie Starbucks.

Chris put into words, what every single “service” worker in the United States feels when they get home from work every single day. People can be downright rude.

And Nobody Knows it better: America is a “service” economy, and I’m glad they fired Christopher. Now he can go on to better things.

Like, maybe writing scripts for Ben Stiller.

 

 

October 4, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, Clintons, democrats, economy, humor, music | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Is James Carville Setting Up Hillary’s Run?

 Nobody Remembers

—when Rush Limbaugh was backing Hillary Clinton to become the Democratic nominee in 2008. He was driving many of us crazy.
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And now, according to a poll by Bloomberg, 2/3 of Americans think well of Hillary and have buyer’s remorse.
That’s how bad Obama’s legacy is. You would settle for grandma’s cauliflower soup, rather than suffer another pie of Uncle Mo’s five-day old potato salad, made with his own green hot sauce.
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According to Bloomberg, we all want Hillary to run. Yeah. Sure. Who did they ask?
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You have to wonder…why is Hillary all of a sudden being brought up at all? Dick Cheney even said she would have made a better President. It’s obvious…Obama is so unpopular they are afraid of losing not only the Presidency, but the Congress as well.
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According to the polls, 90 percent of the Democrats love her, 35% of the Republicans love her, and (cough) 63% of the Independents love her. And so, out of the shadows comes James Carville, who ran Hillary’s Presidential campaign, and who was Bill’s Presidential Advisor. Seems he has been picked to start paving the road for Hillary to run again.
“As I watch the Republican debates, I realize that we are on the brink of a crazy person running our nation. I sit in front of the television and shudder at the thought of one of these creationism-loving, global-warming-denying, immigration-bashing, Social-Security-cutting, clean-air-hating, mortality-fascinated, Wall-Street-protecting Republicans running my country. “
No, he’s rather watch the illiterate, global meltdowns, Drug Cartel immigrant gun-slinging; Social-Security cutting, wealth redistributing, baby killing, grandma killing, Wall Street protecting Democrats to keep destroying HIS country.
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Hey James…How’s your stock portfolio? Not too good?
James is out yelling “panic!” and wants Obama to fire everybody.
“For God’s sake,” Carville wrote on Cnn’s Website: why are we still looking at the same political and economic advisers that got us into this mess? It’s not working.”
Do you remember Paul Begala, his other goofy partner in crime? Paul, who really misses Bob Dole, said this in Newsweek last July:
“The Republicans are much more shall we say, ideologically inspired, with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, House Speaker John Boehner and House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in constant furious competition to prove who’s more devoted to the Tea party’s extremist position that the federal government must never under any circumstances, increase federal revenue by so much as a penny, no matter how catastrophic the consequences.”
Okay, last time I looked, catastrophic consequences have been CAUSED by Obama already. A tiny point in life so far, but…we should at least mention it to him.
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We may not want it to happen, but Hillary may run. The fact that she is saying she won’t make you wonder. Look at her new hairdo. She is trying to look young again, and I doubt it’s for some man.
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And let’s hope that it’s not true. I don’t care what the polls or Dick Cheney say: Hillary “It Takes a Village” as President? Expect to lose your child to the state right after birth if that happens. That is what she wants. She said so in her book.
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The Clinton gang is back. And they think we have forgotten: They are wrong.

September 16, 2011 Posted by | Clintons | , , , | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Jackie Kennedy

Nobody’s Fool

As fast as the story came out, was about as fast as it was forgotten, but it was big news: Caroline Kennedy decided it was time for the world to hear “the rest of the story” from her mother, Jackie Kennedy…the woman who survived.

Arthur Schlesinger had interviewed Jackie after Jack’s death, in 1964, and she said things that had they had been released at the time she said them: would have caused more of a stir. So, you have to ask the question: Why did they take such a long time to release them?
Mmmmmmm?

As LBJ would say, in politics, nothing is a coincidence. (Or was it LBJ quoting FDR? )

Jackie, it seems, did not suffer fools. Unless of course it was her husband Jack. She had this to say about some very famous people of her time:

She called Indira Gandhi “a real prune — bitter, kind of pushy,” and said she had told Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev at a dinner to stop boring her with statistics on Ukraine. (He laughed.)

But it was her extreme dislike of Martin Luther King that was the most…shall we say, to this Nobody “refreshing”. Evidently, the FBI was recording him, and she heard him say some pretty nasty things about Jack’s funeral.

After being told by her husband of some of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s alleged sexual peccadilloes after “that freedom march thing,” she called the civil rights leader “a phony.”
“I just can’t see a picture of Martin Luther King without thinking, you know, that man’s terrible.”

Gee…and Martin Luther King’s memorial just went up in the National Mall. Good timing Caroline, you’re mother would be proud.

 Nobody  Remembers one particular phone conversation of Jackie’s that I had heard on the radio…LBJ was on the other line. Her voice was almost a complete imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s. She sounded fake, breathy, and she was so sweet and obsequious to LBJ, I felt like I was listening to phone sex..

Jackie, like many people in history, think LBJ had her husband killed. So, it was not just Martin Luther King she was horrified of, it was also LBJ. No wonder she used all her charm.

“Jack said it to me sometimes. He said, ‘Oh, God, can you ever imagine what would happen to the country if Lyndon were president?”‘ she recalled. (And they were right.)
“If they’re killing Kennedys, then my children are targets…I want to get out of this country.”

And so she did. She married one of the richest men in the world (Aristotle Onassis) to protect her children, and moved.

You have to say one thing about Jackie—She was born a thoroughbred, and stuck to that stamp of elite all through her life, with grace. She made the elites of our time look like Snookie pigs in a mud slide.

Jackie was by all accounts a terrific mother. Many thought that her son would have been President one day…and the country certainly would have been better off without the Clintons in power…if they had not have killed him.

Oh…excuse me, his plane crashed…

Someday I hope to hear another story about how grandma Caroline thinks that her brother’s death was not an accident…

Anyway, Jackie survived, and thankfully did not live to see her son’s plane crash.

Nobody Thinks that the release of this very important information from the Democrats dynasty, right before an upcoming presidential election, shows that at least the last Kennedy standing, wanted to put the record straight.

They will hide this revelation: It’s not as important as “jobs” they will say. But in the world of politics, it’s nice to know that at least one person from history who was there, had enough courage to tell the American people the truth.

It’s about friggin, time.

September 14, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Media, Obama, politics, Presidents | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Never Let a Good Hurricane Go To Waste

 

Nobody’s Opinion

Nothing like a hurricane to get your mind off a war. All day long, according to all reports, the world was going to end. Well, at least the eastern seaboard. Irene, the Irish bitch was coming. The President was so concerned about 65 million people and their last days on earth, that he left Martha’s Vineyard, mostly because it’s going to get hit with a lot of rain too…spoils golf time.

We’re Nobody’s Fool. If you think he left to go back to work, think again. He’ll be in Hawaii to finish that vacation in less time than it takes Joe Biden to think.

All the cops, the mayors, the governors, and the weathermen, were standing bravely in their raincoats weathering the wind and rain. “LEAVE! RUN!” , they all said, or if you stay, be sure you have everything you need to last you for weeks because that’s how long the power will be off. Also, leave us a note as to what to do with your body.”

NOBODY did not made that up. I actually heard them say this.

Still, ya gotta love the New Yorkers. Everyone is pretty much ignoring him for the good reason that, the storm is already losing power due to the fact that they all do when they hit land, and the eye is no longer there…its downgrading..by the time it hits Long Island, Obama will be eating pineapples in Hollywood.

STILL— Mayor Bloombomb of New York is shutting down the city. No subways, no buses, no trains, and you’d better not eat any salt, or you might get arrested…

And speaking of getting arrested…You might want to hide that Spanish guitar you have in the basement. Unless you belong to the New York Philharmonic, you could be busted for even owning an “endangered” wood. (Okay, I thought of Bill Clinton too…but let’s not go there.) The Gibson Guitar Manufacturing Company was “busted” into by ‘ARMED’ Fish and Wildlife government men, who took guitars, computers, and lots of wood. The company has not been formally charged with doing anything, but the stunt has cost the company over $1 million dollars.

Nobody Wins when a government goes out to bully and harass an American company that gives lots of non-union jobs, and also, money to the Republicans. This stinks of Nazi’s. There must be Jews making guitars. Somebody check.

Nobody Wonders just what kind of a deal Obama worked out in India on his last trip, and WHY they needed to be armed? What? Did they think Jeff Beck was going to rip their heads open with the neck of a Stratocaster?

Really, why don’t they just plant some more trees? What’s the problem here? We can bring snakes from Africa, why not Indian trees? Seems if the guitars are made in India by Indians, then the company can stay in business…and speaking of staying in business….

Poor Steve Jobs. He is on death’s doorstep, with that horrible pancreatic cancer. By the looks of him, maybe he should just go sit on Long Island and wait for Irene. Many are worried about how Apple is going to be able to keep its head after he’s gone, but then again, it seems by looking at him, he kept alive till he reached his final goal…making Apple the biggest company in the World. Nobody’s Perfect Steve, but when it came to business Steve, you came pretty close. Let’s hope you cheat death a good while longer…

And speaking of death..

Nobody Flashes the news that NATO has been on the ground in Libya all along! Who knew?  France, England and the United States are chopping at the bits for their ‘due’ reward.

Leaving aside the massive profits from the rebuilding that Libya is now going to need, there are vast oil spoils to distribute. The Libyan oil industry produced 1.6 million barrels a day prior to the war. The country is thought to have 46 billion barrels of reserves – the largest in Africa.

Is it any wonder Putin is going around flexing his muscles? Still, Nobody Cares about the cost of this “war”. It seems, while the natives fought on the ground for their “land” no hospitals were around to take care of the wounded. A 10 -year-old was shot in the back, and had to lay in the hospital for days…all the doctors had left.

Nobody Remembers how Obama said we were getting in for ‘humanitarian’ reasons. Uh…tell that to the hundreds of corpses lying around. Still, what’s a few bodies when you have now the biggest oil field in Africa? Very smart. Use the natives on the front lines, then go in and grab the oil. (And since they were Al-Qaeda, Nobody Thinks it’s a good plan.)

And it’s all in the plans: When you have a hurricane disaster approaching, you prepare. I mean, really, how many people can AFFORD even the gas to escape Irene? Not to mention the hotel costs, the fast food, meals, and the pets? Nope. Stay home. Unless you are right on the beach.

As Rahm Emanuel would say, “Never let a crisis go to waste.”  Scare the people really good, all 65 million of them, and they will go out and buy just about everything they can lay their hands on. Stocks will soar.

 Chains such as Home Depot Inc, and Wal-Mart Stores Inc., were doing brisk business on Friday, selling water, flashlights, batteries and other goods in states standing in Irene’s potential track from the Carolinas to Massachusetts.

Nobody Reports that Ben Bernanke did not have to give any more stimulus from his elite meetings in Jackson Hole.

Irene…did it for him. Now, all we need is just one more earthquake…

August 26, 2011 Posted by | corruption, democrats, disasters, economy, Natural Disasters, weather | , , , , | 1 Comment

Vernon Jordon: The Mojo Corporate Black Ace in the Hole

 Nobody’s Fool:                                                      
Vernon Jordon
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You have to ask yourself…who is really running the country? Here we find Obama playing golf with none other than Vernon Jordon. Vernon was always playing golf with Bill Clinton, in fact he was Bill’s personal advisor. So, just who is this unelected advisor to Presidents, especially the Democratic ones? Why do they always run to him when they’re in trouble?
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Vernon was the one who tried to get Monica Lewinsky a job at the U.N. for her silence during Bill’s impeachment ..remember?
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Mr. Jordon started out as a chauffeur to former Atlanta Mayor, Robert Maddox. Mr. Maddox had been to Harvard, and isn’t it just a coincidence that a lowly chauffeur could get into Harvard? BUT…that’s just what Vernon did…saying he saved up his money from being a chauffeur.
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Makes you wonder just who was riding in the limo, doesn’t it?
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From Harvard, Vernon set out to make himself a lawyer, And once he got out of Harvard, the world was his oyster. He has been the Director of the National Urban League, a community outreach organization. (Did Glenn Beck miss this one?) He served as the Georgia Field director for the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. (NAACP) He moved to the Southern Regional Council, and then to the Voter Education Project. In 1970, Jordan became the Executive Director of the United Negro College Fund.
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He left the law firm Akin, Gump, Strauss, Hauer & Feld (where he earned about $1 million a year) in 1999, to join the Lazard Freres, where he is now the Senior Managing Director of Lazard LED. and the Lazard Group, divisions of the financial advisory and investment firm. And now, he sits on the board of multiple 500 Companies, which include American Express, J.C. Penny Corporation, Xerox, Asbury Automotive Group, and the Dow Jones & Company. He is formerly a member of the board of directors of Revlon, Sara Lee, Corning, and RJR Nabisco.
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So, when you hear that the democrats are for getting at the BIG,NASTY,CORPORATIONS..remember..Vernon Jordon sits on many of them. And he is the man who always plays golf with the democratic Presidents. According to sources: He puts people together. I bet he does.
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Oh..he’s also on the Council of Foreign Relations and was an advisor to Iraq, which mean,  I’m sure it”s only a matter of time before he’s the director. Sometimes Fascism comes in a golf cart, with a white hat on.
Nobody Thinks this man has some real serious Mojo working. Either that, or he knows all the secrets, and where all the bodies lie. That limo had a big trunk. What we do know, is Obama must know that he’s in trouble, or he wouldn’t be playing golf with him. Let’s hope Vernon doesn’t wear white socks, too.
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When all the boards of our biggest corporations are filled up with politician’s wives and friends, we truly are stupid to believe that they are not in bed together BIG time. Michelle and Hillary were both on the boards of Wal-Mart. No wonder it’s the biggest company in the world.
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There should be a law against these close advisors and buddies of Presidents becoming directors and board members of major organizations and companies, but there isn’t, and if there is…they really don’t care.
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Can anyone say…”FOUR!!!”  Wait…Shultz doesn’t even play golf, poor guy. Or is he just observing the white socks? As Shultz would say if he had been their caddy for the day…
“I..no..nottting! ‘    And niether do the rest of us!

August 25, 2011 Posted by | corruption, democrats, economy, Obama, politics, Presidents | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Questions George Lucas

 

Nobody’s Fool:
What do you do when some comedian comes out and tells the world that you, the greatest marketing mogul in the world, is convinced that the world is going to end in 2012?
Well, if your George Lucas, you do NOT have to put up a famous finger and say “No, I did NOT have sex with that nuclear scientist!”… no…you get your PR department to release a denial that is so great it should be put up on e-bay and sold to the Obama team of propagandists for the democratic playbook of “How to deny anything and get away with it.”
George Lucas is Nobody’s Fool. “He was not serious when he talked about the end of the world in 2012 but he is an adamant believer that the world is flat, that Stonehenge was built by aliens, and that the sun revolves around the Earth,” Hale said. “These are among the many subjects he commonly discusses at length with Elvis, who he’s going to digitally insert into Indy 5 along with a roster of famous dead actors.”

 A fine answer if ever there was one.

But…according to Seth Rogen, a comedian who listened to over a half hour of dire Lucas warning about the upcoming destruction of the earth..by tectonic plates moving around,..I am really wondering…does he really believe it? And more importantly, what does he know that we do not?
Mmmmm….
He might have something here. As you can see from this picture of the disintegrating Islands of the World in Dubai…plates ARE shifting…along with an awful lot of sand.
 
Nobody Notes that anyone who ever heard the tale of the three little pigs can tell you that building multimillion dollar islands made up of foreign and very poor construction workers on man-made islands IN the middle of the Ocean…might not work too well.
Most of us nobodies in the world thought, “Oh, that’ll work.”
But, let’s just say…it wasn’t those poor underpaid slaves of globalization’s fault. Let’s say, the plates are shifting, and he’s right.
In that case, I have one question to ask Mr. Lucas.
 
Nobody: Gee Mr. Lucas, if you are correct that means that we have less than a year to live, and SINCE you are NOT going to need all that money…and SINCE redistribution is the new popular fashion, then perhaps you could find it in your heart to buy me this Super yacht.
It’s for SALE! For only $75 million!
After all, somebody is going to have to stay here on earth while you and Spielberg fly away on your spaceships.
Al Gore says Greenland will be destroyed…but SOMEBODY has to save that poor Shtick of Dubai (see picture) who has the only house left standing in the Island of Greenland, in the World of his sinking Dubai. I’m sure the ruler of Dubai will be glad to see my yacht pulling in to save his sorry …(put in your favorite body part here) and I will be sure and tell him, next time he wants to go building islands in the sand, he should contact YOU first, and finance the next George Lucas :”It’s the end of the universe but Yoda will be there to guide us.”…movie.
 
2012 needs a sequel..don’t you think? Mars tectonic plates are moving as we speak.

January 21, 2011 Posted by | Entertainers | , , , , | Leave a comment