Russia Is Just as Exceptional As the United States!
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Another shooting on a military complex in Washington D.C. has been on the news all day. So far, a big, bald, African-American, who was called “black” by the black FOX reporter, and some other shooter, had killed twelve, and injured ten, and now updates, updates, updates—will be happening for the next week.
What’s the motive? Will it be race?
OR….since it’s in the very same building where all the top secret codes and schematics are kept for our ships out at sea, no doubt including the ones watching Iran, is this some kind of espionage?
Hey—I’ve seen James Bond—Could this be a robbery? Watch the spin coming out of this—it’s going to be absurd.
One can only guess at the motive…but the interesting thing is that Russia is feeling so confident with all the world agreeing that Putin is the new big guy on the block, they just couldn’t help throwing snarky remarks on a bad situation. They are boldly upping their remark’s and attacks at making fun of us.
Due of course to the dumb and dumber wannabe WORLD American leaders: Obama and Kerry.
Alexey Pushka, said this:
“A new shootout at Navy headquarters in Washington – a lone gunman and 7 corpses,” he wrote on his Twitter account. “Nobody’s even surprised anymore. A clear confirmation of ‘American exceptionalism.’”
“The USA should part with the notion of American exceptionalism. It contradicts the principles of equal rights and smells of political racism.”
Okay…what’s political racism, Nobody asks? Is that when you hate one party? Or one country? Or how about two countries? And if you can’t be against any country, than what are you for? Can we just hate the leaders of countries and like the people? Explain yourself, Pushka.
I’m confused.
As if the Russians aren’t raciest. Right. Ask the Germans. (If you are black, and think you’d have a better time in Russia…go ahead: move there. )
Alexey adds:
“It is extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional, whatever the motivation.”
So, this means that Alexey Pushka does not therefore think he personally is exceptional in any way shape or form.
Glad he admitted it.
But I beg to differ: Russians are JUST as exceptional at being Idiots as anybody over here in the States. They really shouldn’t cut themselves short, as we witness here in this video.
Nobody’s Email: Muslims Jokes are JUST as Funny as Polish Jokes…so there.
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I must admit, my one liberal friend still has a sense of humor! Who knew? This seems to be going around the web…And I really like the one about the teeth.
Enjoy! (Thanks to JR)
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It’s ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, etc., etc, but it’s insensitive to make jokes about Muslims…
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim
6. If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it, You may be a Muslim.
What I Would Do For a Different President…
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If we don’t talk about politics on a Friday, do they?
This is how I would feel if Ted Cruz’s DAD was President! I would LEARN how to this…if ONLY.
I got this from Yahoo…a tiny cheerleader named Marie Klein, set a Guinness Book record by doing 42 back flips. Something that we ALL have tried to do in our lives,….and some of us were drunk at the time.
What is amazing is how straight a line she did. She said she felt a little nauseated afterwards……imagine what she will be able to do in college! This woman will be able to have at least ten kids, no problem. Putin at this very minute is playing this video on his I-Phone, and saying, “We could USE that girl in OUR gene bank!”
Enjoy…and count. I didn’t come up with 42…I got 40…how about you?
Thank you Comrades!
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Happy Worker’s Day Comrades! For those of you who are working hard to support the 47 percent who are not working, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
The Muslim Brotherhood wants to thank you for all the support.
The IRS wants to thank you for your support.
The NEA wants to thank you for your support.
The people receiving food stamps want to thank you for all your hard work. And we expect more from you in the future BECAUSE:
The decline in labor force participation is not a new problem. After peaking at 67.3% in early 2000, the rate has been falling ever since. As these trends continue, the Chicago Fed expects the labor force participation rate will keep falling, hitting 62.4% by 2020.
That poses a problem for a variety of reasons.
It hits tax revenue and makes it harder to fund social safety nets like Social Security. Not to mention, it’s likely to increase income inequality.
Most importantly though, it makes the U.S. economy less productive and weighs on growth.
Obama, sends his thanks for all those time you had to skip your family vacations because he needs to take them every other week.
It’s a tough job you know.
Yes, Comrades! I know many of you have to work today, on this holiday celebrating workers of America, but remember….you are the reason Obama can give away cell phones.
Thanks! Keep up the good work! Go ahead and enjoy that extra shot of caramel mocha at Starbucks…you deserve it!
Nobody Carea About a Clever Commercial
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Like most people, I turn the channel when the commercials come on. I tape programs, so I can skip them. But, here’s one commercial that is very clever. It hits all their products in less than two minutes.
VERY original. Having said that, I’ve never owned a Honda anything.
Enjoy!
Buddy Did NOT Have His Own Plane….Sad.
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Ahh….there’s NOTHING like having a tax-free charity to support your lavish travel expenses, is there? Why else do you think all the rich set up the NGO’s? 
And today, somehow, the Clinton’s travel expenses were released—by Edward Snowdon.
No, I’m kidding.
No doubt the Clinton’s want to get all the unpleasant stuff out-of-the-way so we’ll forget all about it by-election time, where Hillary will probably be compared to Mother Teresa, The Virgin Mary, and the first gay running for office. But she will stay married to Bill because he has done so much for the world.
WASHINGTON – Bill Clinton’s foundation has spent more than $50 million on travel expenses since 2003, an analysis of the non-profit’s tax forms reveal.
Yes, it takes millions of dollars to travel to Rwanda, just to give a village a $50 well, and an important photo-op for Chelsea, who is now warming up for her mother and taking over the family business of learning how to live off other people’s money.
The web of foundations run by the former president spent an eye-opening $12.1 million on travel in 2011 alone, according to an internal audit conducted by foundation accountants. That’s enough to by 12,000 air tickets costing $1,000 each, or 33 air tickets each day of the year.
That overall figure includes travel costs for the William J. Clinton Foundation (to which Hillary and Chelsea are now attached) of $4.2 million on travel in 2011, the most recent year where figures are available.
Bill Clinton of course misses Air Force One, so he likes to fly around in a Boeing 727. Who wouldn’t? Leave it to the Clinton’s to not pay for ANYTHING in their lives. The 727 is donated by a rich billionaire donor.
I need to get one of those.
BUT…next to the Obama’s, the Clinton’s look like Middle Class yokels. Obama has spent $1.4 billion dollars running around, and everybody knows, it goes up every second. Not to mention, they got another dog for BO…a girl named Sunny, because its gets lonely being the only dog on HIS own private jet. They might have to get a bigger jet for the dogs. In fact, that’s the plan, don’t you think? Puppies…to rationalize the extra plane? 
On the other hand, we must ask ourselves: Will Hillary’s travel expenses be even more than Obama’s if she becomes President?
You bet. Bill will need another Air Force One, and Chelsea will need a Boeing 727.
All they need to do is get some more pets, because Bill’s last dog… Buddy…well. You don’t really want to know what happened to him. Let’s just say, he didn’t get his own plane, and it’s a shame. Because if Bill had gotten Buddy his own plane, then he would still be alive, because Bill left him at home with Secret Agents, and Buddy got run over by a car, even though he was being watched by two very expensive baby sitters courtesy of the taxpayers.
There’s a moral to this story here…I’ll let you find it. I can’t.
Nobody’s Email: Canada Has STRONGER Beer?
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This was so cute, and such a catchy song, I just had to share it.
Canada claims…it has stronger beer than us, and who am I to dispute that? I don’t even drink beer. Although, beer is good for slopping on barbecue, and holding curls in your hair.
And I had no idea that their football field was longer. There is one problem with this song though: Someone should tell the Canadian singing this, that he sounds like he from Texas—- and THIS Nobody wants to know why?
I thought we all could use some…thoughts about something other than watching the Muslim Brotherhood burn down buildings in Cairo, and hearing about the death count EVERY TEN MINUTES!!
So…Enjoy!
(Thanks to J.R. ) Who also sent me this:
Muslims Don’t Like Dogs…….Is Bo…Okay? Nobody Wants to Know.
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While the movie Elysium has its first weekend out all over America, reminding the world that the rich will someday cut off the rest of the world and build their own place away from the rest of the lowly scum of the world… I’d say, Obama could very well be a shoe-in for the (Muslim) President aboard the Elysium suburb in the sky—–We have that place down here on Earth, and it’s called Martha’s Vineyard.
And that’s where the first family is at: On vacation.
Barry is used to servants, since as a child he had many when he lived as the step-son of Lolo Soetoro in Indonesia, so it’s no wonder he loves the lifestyle and thinks nothing of shutting down whole cities for his own pleasure.
As usual, Bo got his own plane ride to the ‘Yard’ and Obama had to take his usual army of servants:
More than 70 hotel rooms, each costing up to $345 (£220) a night, have been booked out for Secret Service agents, who took charge of luggage including two large mesh bags full of basketballs.
As a result Mr. Obama will be staying closer to public roads which will have to be closed as his motorcade heads for the golf course or bookshop.
The Martha’s Vineyard Times newspaper warned residents to expect “extraordinary and lengthy up-island detours”. Local officials also emailed residents, saying: “Anyone aggrieved by this closing should email or call the White House.” (Oh yeah…I’m sure they will tell Obama to not play golf)
And so, Obama and his wife can enjoy a nice $7.5 million dollar retreat on Elysium…
Wait…that’s not his wife…uh…oh yeah. Who is that sitting in Obama’s kitchen? Ms Rice WORKS for him. Yes. Very hard.
I’m so glad somebody will be there to watch Bo…And speaking of BO…you know…Muslims don’t like dogs…Barack used to EAT dog…Nobody Wonders if that’s the real reason why Bo gets his own plane? Muslims consider dogs to be lower than snakes.
Hmmmmm…….Here’s the good news: Obama can’t eat him for lunch…because he was a gift from Ted Kennedy, but it certainly looks like Obama could care less about him…..which reminds me of the old saying:
“You are what you eat.”
Nobody’s Fool: Peter Kay
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Here’s a guy after my own heart. I remember sitting by my record player for HOURS trying to figure out what some singer said. Mick Jagger was the worst.
“I’ll never be your Beast of Burden, I’ll walk for miles, and I’ll be certain?”
And then there’s the famous words to “Louie, Louie” which Dave Barry wrote a whole book about. To most Americans, it was the most obscene words ever allowed on the air…but it was just a matter of what?
Anyway, just because this guy cracked me up last night so badly, I had to play it again this morning… I’m giving Peter Kay my Nobody’s Fool award for the week.
Enjoy!
Muslim Joke of the Day
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I usually do not post jokes, but this one made ME laugh. And now, I expect the FBI will be knocking on my door asking me questions about my intentions as a U.S. citizen. So, I need to win the lottery so I can hide from them. (Thanks to my liberal friend, J.R.)
Muslim Joke of the day:
A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says “I feel terrible.”
The doctor examines him and then says: “You need to pee and shit in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days.”
The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor and says “I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?”
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The doctor replied “You were homesick.”
Nobody’s Email: Jeff Gordon Undercover….
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I’m guessing most of you have seen this commercial on TV— but here’s the extended version which is MUCH more fun. Since politics are so ‘depressing’ , I think it’s only fitting we should start the weekend with something fun. And also, because a good friend I know wouldn’t mind seeing it ONE….MORE….TIME!
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Mona)
Nobody Remembers Paul Revere
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Listen my Children and you shall hear, the midnight ride of Paul Revere.
From “Paul Revere’s Ride” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Hey. I believed it. I always had a picture in my mind, of one brave and handsome silversmith, who looked out his window, saw the British coming, jumped on his horse, and went from town to town shouting, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”
Sure, I believed it…I was a kid.
The real truth is there were about sixty riders that night, moving about the countryside doing the exact same thing. The “spy” who warned Paul of the coming Brits was by most historian accounts, believed to be Mrs. Gage, the wife of the famous British general. Nobody Wonders what kind of fight Mr. and Mrs. Gage had the next night, and what was it about Paul Revere that made her tell him such a secret?
By most accounts, he was a good-looking man.
And come on…Paul likely didn’t shout the “British were coming!” because…at that time, we were all British. Paul didn’t finish that ride to Lexington and Concord, because he was captured by a British patrol before he got there, and said a lot of very nasty things to them upon being captured.
Maybe he had a few drinks as he was known to do. But that doesn’t make him any less of an American hero. He was a member of the Sons of Liberty, and involved in every way with Independence.
Revere, not only worked in silver, gold, and dental plates, he drew cartoons and flyers for Sam Adams who as many know, controlled the town’s main printing press, and was the chief agitator. He was on the boat dumping tea with the best of them, dressed up as an Indian the night of the Boston Tea Party raid.
But on that famous night of April, 18, 1775, there were two other men who rode with him: William Dawes and Dr. Samuel Prescott. William Dawes actually did make it to Concord, and changed history.
“Listen my children and you shall hear, the midnight ride of William Dawes.”
Nope. Doesn’t rhyme. If only William last name had been Deares.
There was another more important reason that Paul Revere should be given credit.(And a personal one for me I might add.) Besides capturing the American supply of gunpowder and bullets— Gage wanted to capture John Hancock and Samuel Adams.
And because Paul Revere got to them before Gage did…..some of the top guys of the Revolution lived to carry on the fight. Who knows what would have happened in history if John Hancock and Sam Adams had been hanged?
Nobody really knows who fired the first shot at Lexington. Some say, some guy just wanted to get a drink at the pub, emptied his last shot outside, (You couldn’t take your gun into the pubs) and started the whole thing.
But Nobody Thinks that is about as unreliable as Longfellow’s poem written years afterward, giving the credit to just one man. So, why did he twist the truth?
Longfellow later admitted he wrote the poem to stress the importance of fighting for liberty and how individuals could make a difference. It was 1861…right before the civil war.
Noble sentiments.
Nobody Thinks we could use a few more of those old guys.
But..the midnight ride of Paul Revere was pure propaganda. Remember that the next time you hear that it was Barack Obama killed bin Laden.
The truth is more like:
“Listen my children and you shall ‘yo mamma”, at the midnight parties of Barack Obama.”
What? You were expecting Longfellow?
Sheila Jackson Running Homeland Security? Move over Snowdon.
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Upon hearing that the black caucus thinks that Sheila Jackson would be a good replacement for Janet Napolitano for Homeland Security, I at once thought of this video. 
The “Gang of Spanky” explains pretty much how a good percentage of American people would feel…(This Nobody Included.) It would be “All for one and one for all” in trying to protect ourselves from the headmistress Sheila whose main objective would be to kill us all by sheer incompetence.
Enjoy! Or not…I’m having a hard time picturing it…add Hillary as President to that mix and you can imagine what would happen when we got Attacked—-
“What difference would it make!” will become Sheila’s great crying call…..especially if the city hit was in Florida.
Okay. I’m going to go take a nap. I am NOT handling this too well.
Nobody’s Email: Opitcal Illusion or Hoax?
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My liberal friend, J.R, sent me this video, and he just couldn’t figure out how this worked. SO…I did a Dandapani.
I wrote him back and said, “It’s got to be a hoax.” He then wrote me back and we both found out the answer.
What do you think?
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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