Nobody Cares…It’s Friday
Nobody Cares
Ah…is it any wonder people are rushing to the Zoloft for breakfast? I’ve been away from the news for a few days, and the headlines are really comforting…
Thousands of poor people were trapped on a boat drifting out to sea, sitting in a cesspool of their own feces, and having to fight over onion sandwiches, only to have to float for days, and then get back to land…and be put on an 8 hour bus ride? You could feel sorry for Carnival Cruise Line, but it’s an American company, and keeps all its legal dealings offshore so as to not pay American taxes, or have to go through our Maritime safety regulations….
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House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Thursday that she opposes a cut in congressional pay because it would diminish the dignity of lawmakers’ jobs.
“I don’t think we should do it; I think we should respect the work we do,” Pelosi told reporters in the Capitol. “I think it’s necessary for us to have the dignity of the job that we have rewarded.”
Nobody Thinks it’s very funny that Nancy thinks we should “respect” her work. I think we should show her our respect by sending her all our doctor bills. She keeps getting raises…she can show us the dignity of the job she has rewarded herself, and pay them for us. After all, she stuck us with Obamacare, we would like to keep our dignity too.
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And then there’s Chris Cuomo…the New York governor’s brother is getting a prime spot on CNN as an honest unbiased reporter…in Chicago, where Obama once again was giving a speech today on gun control, but ended up talking about getting the babies into state controlled government kindergartens to prevent everything.
Proving once again (see Cuomo Mafia dynasty above) the democrats and the mafia merged years ago. It was a smart move.
Okay…Nobody Cares if I go back to bed do they?
Nobody’s Email: The Art of Lying Starts Young
Nobody Gets Email
Here we see the little liberal. This boy could grow up to be another Clinton. The evidence is on his face, he IS guilty by what all lawyers in court would claim to be circumstantial evidence.
But no matter HOW hard mom tries to get him to tell the truth…his self-preservation wins out.
All he needed to do is say, “I did NOT eat pringle’s from that jar, not now, not ever.” Or
“Turkey? This is the first I’ve heard about that!” (Hillary denying knowledge of gun-running in Turkey at the Benghazi hearings.)
While this little boy is cute…it reminds us all that people who lie often, start lying when they are little kids. But when they become our “leaders,” its never good for us, and we have a whole slew of liars ruling us.
He IS cute though…which works in his favor.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: God Made Liberals Too…
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s a fun bit from FLOYD…which gives you the idea that God makes all things, and we have to ask…in his wisdom?
(Thanks to my Nobody self)
Nobody’s Email: Facebook Has Conservatives?
Nobody Gets Email
A friend of mine spends a lot of time on Facebook….something that I do not do. So I told her to send me any political stuff she might see…and tonight…I found these in my mailbox. Wow. And I thought only liberals were on Facebook…who knew?
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kris)
Nobody Cares About A Liberal Gun-Totin’ Killer
Nobody Cares
Gee…you would think that all these left-wing nutcases could keep from showing their insanity.
Nobody has to watch TV to make a sure bet that none of the liberal cable stations are making out much about the new gun-toting serial killer on the lose, Chris Dorner,…who is a BIG fan of Obama—and Hillary, and Chris Christie, and Joe Biden, and Ellen Degeneres, and Charlie Sheen…And he wrote a long letter to explain how much he loves them all.
Chris started out his manifesto with this:
I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous murders and have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are saying to yourself that this is completely out of character of the man you knew who always wore a smile wherever he was seen. I know I will be vilified by the LAPD and the media. Unfortunately, this is a necessary evil that I do not enjoy but must partake and complete for substantial change to occur within the LAPD and reclaim my name.
(He want to ‘reclaim’ his name by murdering everybody?.Uh…okay.)
Find any incidents where I was ever accused of being a bully. You won’t, because it doesn’t exist. It’s not in my DNA. Never was.
(It’s not in his DNA to be a bully? What? Does this guy think he’s going to kill a bunch of people and Obama is going to give him a medal and Ellen Degneres is going to have him on her show? Is it in his DNA to be insane?)
If possible, I want my brain preserved for science/research to study the effects of severe depression on an individual’s brain. Since 6/26/08 when I was relieved of duty and 1/2/09 when I was terminated I have been afflicted with severe depression.
(Preserve his brain? Doesn’t he realize that they can’t tell anything from a dead brain? Nobody suggests maybe he should give himself up now, and let them disect it while he’s alive.)
So…how ARE they going to spin this? Watch..Chris was doing all this killing to show how necessary it is for Obama and the country, to give up it’s guns.In his own sad way, he was trying to help us all.
How’s that?
If Chris was a conservative, Obama would be on TV in a minute talking about the illness of the conservatives…but oh my, we have another ‘disaster’ on our hand to take Chris off all discussions. A major snowstorm is going to hit the East.
And the Federal Government is there to save you. You might be arrested for going out in this storm—that’s how much they care about you.
Why don’t just pick up Chris and move him to New York, tell everyone he is roaming the streets and they might be shot if they go out.
Really. Where are the creative thinkers?
Is it Captain Queeg, or is it Memorex? Take Nobody’s Test
Nobody’s Opinion
Last week, two of my readers sent me the same article to read, written by an Australian named Hal G.P. Colebatch in the American Spectator. It was called–His Queeg Moment. The author insinuated in the article that Obama was just…well, incompetent, much ike Captain Queeg in the famous book, The Caine Mutiny.
What to make of this? I feel like the teacher who is reading her students papers and wondering…”What did I do wrong here?” LOL! So, perhaps, it is time for a test. No cheating. Those who fail the test will receive a, “Queeg was just a stupid Captain– Obama is a Marxist.” bumper sticker.
So…to the test: In the honor of Art Bushwalk, let’s go—
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1. The Democratic Party under Obama is the party of (a) honesty (b) a balanced budget (c) small government (d) fiscal responsibility (e) Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mao, Stalin, Marx, Lenin, and Bill Ayers.
2. Obama in his first term made mandates for (a) Universal Health Care (b) gay rights (c) women’s rights (d) Union rights (f) black rights to beat up whites without repercussions (g) rights for Muslims (h) rights for Michelle to control what everybody eats (i) rights for the Vice President to remain an idiot (j) A President’s right to take million dollar vacations every month.
3. Are Obama’s mentors and friends insane, or like Queeg, just incompetent? (a) Bill Ayers (Insane or incompetent? (b) Leon Penatta (Insane or Incompetent?) (c) Colin Powell (Insane or incompetent?) (d) Reverend Wright (insane or incompetent?) (e) Jeffery Immelt (Insane or incompetent?) (f) Hillary Clinton (Insane or incompetent?) (g) Karl Marx (Insane or incompetent? )
4. To make our country strong again we must (a) strengthen our military (b) protect our borders (c) cut waste and fraud out of all government agencies (d) get rid of all government unions (e) get tough with China (f) pass term limits (g) give Obama two more terms.
5. Obama wants America to (a) trust him (b) believe he is the savior of the world (c) make him President for life (d) build him a new Oval Office (e) give him all their guns (f) stop hurting each other playing football (g) make Beyoncé his new personal advisor.
6. Obama’s promises would cost the country (a) 2 trillion (b) ten trillion (c) 100 trillion . (d) 2,459 trillion if they give him the power to raise it himself.
7. The reason Mitt Romney lost the election was (a) he tried to kill the family dog. (b) he tried to kill a lady who had cancer (c) he beat Obama too badly in the first debate (d) he made his money all by himself. (e) Clint Eastwood made fun of a chair and was not nominated to run on the ticket as VP.
8. The Republican Party lost because (a) most people thought John McCain was running again (b) Obama had more rappers campaigning for him. (c) Obama had more foreign money coming in (d) Republican voters couldn’t figure out how to work the voting machines, and just couldn’t get to the polls so they were disenfranchised (e) Republicans don’t know how to work computers (f) they don’t own buses (g) Rahm Emanuel threatened to cut off the middle finger of Chris Christie.
9. Only one of these people were mentioned at Obama’s inaugural address: Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mahatma Gandhi, George W. Bush, Winston Churchill, Tom Edison or Barney…which one?
10. The whole middle East has fallen to Muslim Brotherhood during Obama’s last four years because of (a) Facebook (b) too many hot people, not enough air-conditioning (c) American gay military men on their borders (d) right-wing conspiracies (e) Eric Holder’s fast and furious guns were sold to al Quada without specific instructions leaving them no other alternative but to throw rocks (f) Obama’s first speech at the beginning of his Presidency promised all Muslims who came unto him, 99 virgins, and a lifetime admission to Las Vegas, and they are really trying hard to get there. 
11. In his next four years Obama plans to (a) outlaw football because he doesn’t know any better (b) dismantle all American’s nuclear capability because he thinks it only fair to Putin (c) give every minority in the country more food stamps and a decent house, car, cell phone, and a chance to ride on Air Force One because he thinks it’s only fair (d) kiss Joe Biden on the lips to show he supports gays (e) Take over Africa, and build himself a mansion in his hometown of Kenya (f) sell as much as America as he can to the highest bidder (g) demand that Islam is taught in all our schools (h) change his current course of economic ignorance which is destroying the country, and go back to Harvard to get a degree in economics while sacrificing two years of golf time to do so.
The final question on your test is to write an essay as to the differences between a Captain of a ship who got scared in a storm, to an American President who had every intention of destroying the Unites States as it is, because he was trained by Marxists to do just that.
Also, explain why New Orleans had a blackout in the middle of the Superbowl: Was it (a) The Superdome was put back together after Katrina by the lowest HUD bidder (b) The Mayor of New Orleans forgot to pay the electrical bill (c) The Ghost of Captain Qeeeg decided to make an appearance during halftime (d) Beyoncé’s show blew more fuses than China had on backup (e) Obama was at the game, and somehow when Beyonce flicked her hip, he winced, and the flies on his face were thrown off, only to land on a nearby squirrel, which jumped on an electrical line, and fried, .and caused the lights to go out.
Extra points will be given if you can explain why we need drones in American cities.
You have…ten minutes.
Professor of Nobody U.
Nobody’s Email: A Commercial Worthy of Superbowl Status
Nobody Gets Email
I have NO idea if this is a Superbowl commercial, but it should be…
Enjoy!
(Thanks to amfortas)
Nobody’s Email: Traffic Cop Gets Serious
Nobody Gets Email
Conservative videos have been having quite a bit of fun lately…I thought this one was funny. In fact, Nobody Thinks we should pass it on to Stallone.
Enjoy!
No…the Woman is NOT Included.
Nobody Cares
–If I don’t talk about politics today, do they? I just went to Walgreens, and they have enough Valentine Candy on their shelves to feed a whole village in Mali…and they WONDER why America’s fat.
I don’t know about you, but most girls are suckers for Teddy Bears ( in my case…Gorellias) for Valentine’s day. I guess it’s a hint that you like to “cuddle” and who doesn’t? If you haven’t found the perfect gift for that new girl you can’t live without, for $30,000, you can get this giant Teddy Bear and it comes with a diamond ring! And then it hops into your bed and you never get close to her again! 
But really…love is all you need to give on Valentine’s Day, right? (Wrong.) Nobody Thinks: Guys..you can forget birthdays, wedding anversaries, and even movie dates, but you’d better not forget Valentine’s Day..at least for the first ten years. You’re welcome. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Nobody’s Perfect:The Night Stephen King Couldn’t Reach His Gun…
Nobody’s Perfect
Stephen King, has just admitted to the fact: That…he’s a wimp. I mean, go ahead and look at him. I could probably beat him up in a fight. He owns three handguns, and yet, doesn’t think anybody else in the United States should have the same right as him. Much like Nancy, Obama, Biden—- you know all the liberals who want our guns.
And for just 99 cents, you can buy his opinions on the subject of why we need to ban guns. Mr. King wants to ban automatic and semi-automatic guns because of the slaughter at Sandy Hook. He fails to mention that at Sandy Hook, handguns were used, no assault weapons. But that’s why Stephen is so good at writing fiction. Call it a “mental” collapse, probably from all the drugs he has done in his life….
Oh? You didn’t know that Stephen King has been a big-time major drug addict in his lifetime? No? You name the drug, he has done it: heroin, cocaine, grass, glue, uppers, downers, whiskey, pain killers, morphine,…and that was BEFORE he got hit by a truck.
Is it any wonder he invents visions of mass murders? He lives in a world of “revenge” of probably just too many bullies beating up on him early in his life, I’m guessing from grade school through high school, Stephen got bullied.
God gave him a talent to write fiction. What God forgot to do was give the man common sense.
Nobody’s Perfect.
Stephen said blanket opposition to gun control was less about defending the second amendment of the US constitution than “a stubborn desire to hold onto what they have, and to hell with the collateral damage”. He added: “If that’s the case, let me suggest that ‘fuck you, Jack, I’m okay’ is not a tenable position, morally speaking.”
Morally speaking? Once upon a time, a book Mr. King wrote inspired a kid to go and kill a teacher…just like in his book…and he didn’t feel guilty about it.
King said he did not apologize for writing Rage – “no, sir, no ma’am” – because it told the truth about high-school alienation and spoke to troubled adolescents who “were already broken”. However, he said, he ordered his publisher to withdraw the book because it had proved dangerous. He was not obliged to do so by law – it was protected by the first amendment – but it was the right thing to do. Gun advocates should do the same, he argued.
Uh…well gee Mr. King—gun owners are protected by the second amendment…but I guess you didn’t get that far into the document.
The idea that US gun rampages stem from a culture of violence was a “self-serving lie promulgated by fundamentalist religious types and America’s propaganda-savvy gun-pimps”, he wrote. In reality the US had a “Kardashian culture” which preferred to read and watch comedies, romances and super-heroes, rather than stories involving gun violence.
King said every citizen needed to ponder the fact the US was awash with guns. “If this helps provoke constructive debate,” he said, “I’ve done my job.”
Okay Mr. King.—–I am having a very creative fictional motive to “talk” about the subject: I think it’s a wonderful idea to exercise my first amendment rights: I agree with you! Viva la Constitution!
Nobody Notes (WARNING: Violence ahead)
From— THE NIGHT STEPHEN KING COULDN’T REACH HIS GUN…BY NOBODY
After a stranger broke into Stephen’s millions dollar mansion, and tied him to his desk with duck tape…Stephen King’s villains are about to kill him–
Stephen looked at the floor, he saw his foot had been chewed off by Cujo. The blood from what was now a big stub at the end of his leg…spurted out in rhythmic gushes from the beat of his heart….The dog had dragged the bloody foot to the corner to chew on it in peace. Stephen TRIED to move…if he could just get up.. just move to the drawer where he knew he had a gun, but his hands were tied to his desk…and the desk was immovable.
Damn. Why did he have to buy oak?
Stephen’s pain was immense…the blood poured out on the floor… Stephen was about to fall down to the floor, and then he saw him: Flagg…the King Devil of Las Vegas, from his novel.—(The Stand) and he was standing in the corner of the room, by the lamp that his wife had bought last year at the flea market. Flagg was smiling…and holding one of King’s guns in his hand.
“SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! God damn it..don’t you know who I am?,” screamed Stephen. His glasses had fallen to the floor…the Devil…took a few steps, and stomped. The sound was…sweet to the Devils’ ears.
“Yes sir, Mr. King. You are the most famous writer of violence in the world. Why, you are known all over for how cleverly you torture, and dismember your characters…including me. No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change. You just come out the other side. And you Mr. King, will have to come out the other side, or you don’t. “
“That has NOTHING to do with anything!” shouted Stephen as he struggled to stand.
As Flagg looked down at the gun he had found under Stephen’s bed..he turned it over as if to admire it.
“Well, since you made me famous…I…I just can’t do that Mr. King.”
Stephen slumped to the floor, he looked up though his pain, and saw…Annie…from Misery.
“What the &$*%^ are YOU doing here! Grab that gun…shoot that dog!” Stephen screamed.
“Well Mr. King…don’t you know you are in your own book right now?”
“I never wrote this crap. I would NEVER write crap. I am the best writer in the whole *$&%^ world!”
Annie smiled, ” Oh I begged to differ…you did write some crap and recently too. ..remember? It was all about taking guns from good law-abiding citizens…just because..what? Because you’re scared yourself Mr. King? Are you scared of us Mr. King? You should be. Don’t you remember? I am your number one fan.” 
And with that she took the baseball bat that was displayed in the corner, the one that had been given to Stephen King during game 4 of the World Series in 2010 by the Boston Red Socks. It was one of his prized possessions because every single player on the team had signed it just for him. And she…smashed his head so hard, he went down in one big lump.
As she kept beating him to a pulp…blood gushing out of his head onto the hardwood floor, the Devil cocked his head and smiled at Annie’s fury.
“God DAMN you, Mr. King!” Annie yelled. “I am your number one fan and you made me such a bitch!”
“That wasn’t any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.” said Flagg.
Annie stopped…panting..she had broken the bat on the metal in his leg, —the metal which had been put there after he was hit by a truck.
As Stephen lay in desperation on the floor, his last thoughts were very blurred. He knew he had another gun in the desk drawer, but he kept it locked. The key was in the kitchen…damn. The words coming out of Stephen’s mouth were barely audible. He thought of his wife, his son, that girl he picked up in New Hampshire…
“Wait…Wait…”
“Goodbye Mr. King.” said Annie as she walked out the door.
Flagg (The Devil) smiled, and said the same…”Yes, goodbye Mr. King…” and then he tucked the gun in the back of his jeans, and walked out.
“Wait…Wait..the dog…”
Stephen barely made out the words. And then, Cujo got up, and dropped the foot bone still in his mouth. He started walking towards Stephen who was now lying helplessly on the floor..lifeless. As he put his teeth around Stephen’s neck a high-pitched voice cried out,
“CUJO! Down boy! Come here!” Cujo pulled away…slowly, and ran out the door.
Carrie (Carrie) walked into the large room where Stephen wrote his books. It was at this very desk that he had written his opinions on gun control.
Her eyes glossed over at the sight of the man who had made her famous. The man who had made her murder, and made himself millions.
“Why?” whispered King…”Why are you doing this?”
Carrie stood, her hair still bloody from the prom. “People don’t get better, they just get smarter. When you get smarter you don’t stop pulling the wings of flies, you just think of better reasons for doing it.”
“Goodbye Mr. King.” said Carrie. All she had to do was look…and then the desk drawer with the gun burst into flame like a bomb had hit it. Slowly the flames licked the nearby curtains, than the books piled high on the library on the other wall started to burn too..
Carrie slowly walked outside the house. She walked over to Annie who was sitting on an old stump…
“People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.” said Carrie, as she looked down to the dirt beneath her feet. “Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up.”
Annie nodded, “You know, I think Stephen is right…they SHOULD take all the guns away from everybody. The more people who don’t have guns, the more us monsters can take over the world. But you know, I sure thought he would put up more than that wimpy fight.”
Carrie, looked down at her dirty shoes, and placed her hand on the only part of her body that wasn’t covered in blood…her waist.
“Well, you know what he always said.—-”
“What?”
“Everything’s a lot tougher when it’s for real. That’s when you choke. When it’s for real.”
The End
Nobody Notes: There are real Stephen King quotes my story…in italics…see if you can find them.
And in honor of the great Stephen King…I also refuse to apologize.
Nobody’s Email: Advice From Snoopes…Are We embarrassed Yet Girls?
Nobody Gets Email
I am posting an email that I got from Tom Beebe, (Thanks Tom) in sections because I think it’s very informative….and because I know my few personal girlfriends (Pattie & Mona) will read this as I did, and remember………….
AaaaaaLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL those emails they sent me where I was supposed to pass on the good feelings for luck, or to ten friends, and how HARD it was for me because I don’t &$&*% HAVE ten friends, and I always felt really bad typing in my only two (Pattie and Mona) and of course, knowing that I wasn’t going to get my “wish” because I was short of friends to email and bug, was just enough to ruin my morning.
Now, my shortage of friends, according to this, is a blessing. 
Well read this…and girls (I KNOW no man does this stuff ) think: How many people have we ‘cookied” in our computer lifetime?
Who knew? (Besides Dandapani)
Advice from snopes.com VERY IMPORTANT
1) Any time you see an email that says “forward this on to ’10’ (or however many) of your friends”, “sign this petition”, or “you’ll get bad luck” or “you’ll get good luck” or “you’ll see something funny on your screen after you send it” or whatever–it almost always has an email tracker program attached that tracks the cookies and emails of those folks you forward to. The host sender is getting a copy each time it gets forwarded and then is able to get lists of ‘active’ email addresses to use in SPAM emails or sell to other Spammers. Even when you get emails that demand you send the mail on If you’re not ashamed of God/Jesus…that is email tracking, and they are playing on our conscience. These people don’t care how they get your email addresses…just as long as they get them. Also, emails that talk about a missing child or a child with an incurable disease “How would you feel if that was your child”…email tracking. Ignore them don’t participate!
Lord Attenborough: A Plague on People! Or Can We Survive Our Lords?
Nobody Knows
“Professional people perhaps brilliant in one field should not claim expertise in other or all fields of human endeavor.”—- Norman Simms
Here we go again: According to Sir David Attenborough, people are a diseases:
“We are a plague on the Earth. It’s coming home to roost over the next 50 years or so. It’s not just climate change; it’s sheer space, places to grow food for this enormous horde. Either we limit our population growth or the natural world will do it for us, and the natural world is doing it for us right now,” he told the Radio Times.
To which I say, let nature take care of itself…leave it alone: Oh..but they won’t will they?
That’s the trouble with liberals. They LOVE to play God. In fact they also love to recycle old ideas like: gun control, socialism, communism, genetic manipulation, and getting rid of all those pesky lower classes that are spoiling the elite’s view of the world, which only they have the money to explore to their heart’s content.
God forbid they have to run into a dirty human while observing the rare Monkeys of Brazil. In fact…they hate people so much, I’m sure they would delight in a vaccine that would rid the earth of half the population.
(And to those of you who are thinking…is she suggesting what I think she is suggesting?-They would do that? -Am I?)
Lord Attenborough is recycling Paul Ehulich, who, on this 40th anniversary of Woe VS Wade, just can’t be forgotten:
Paul Ehrlich, the president of the Center for Conservation Biology at Stanford University and author of “The Population Bomb” (Sierra Club-Ballantine, 1968) has long used language similar. Even so, that doesn’t mean forceful measures must be taken. “Government propaganda, taxes, giving every sexually active human being access to modern contraception and backup abortion, and, especially, giving women absolutely equal rights and opportunities with men might very well get the global population shrinkage required if a collapse is to be avoided,” Ehrlich said. In fact, providing free, reliable birth control to women could prevent between 41 percent and 71 percent of abortions in the United States, according to a study detailed in the Oct. 4, 2012, issue of the journal Obstetrics and Gynecology.
Notice the wording: Will PREVENT abortions—As if having those children born would be unthinkable.
Do you see the absolute criminality in this kind of thinking?
So, we see now that Obamacare will do just that: cull the population. Just make sure they are not born. There was much more to it than “getting people free health care.” When you do not believe in a God, killing is so much easier isn’t it?
In case, like me, you are an American and not familiar with Mr. Attenborough, he has done quite a lot of magnificent work in the area of the “natural world.” He was the director of programming of the BBC Television in the 1960s and the 1970s. By the looks of it, he’s done some amazing programs.
But…there is a flaw in these elite’s character: They believe in their own genetic superiority…and so did the Germans. Where did these illuminati as some call them, get this idea?
This is from The Lady Tasting Tea: by David Salsburg
Galton, Pearson, and Weldon were part of an exciting cadre of British scientists who were exploiting the insights of one of those most prominent members. Charles Darwin. Survival of the fittest has an unfortunate effect on society when arrogant political scientists adapted it to social life, declaring that those who emerged triumphant from the economic battle over riches were more fit than those who plunged into poverty. Survival of the fittest became a justification for rampant capitalism in which the rich were given the moral authority to ignore the poor.
Yes…David Salsburg is another David Attenborough.
The ‘rich’ do more to help the poor than any government on the planet. But now, they are merging with the governments and they BOTH think they are superior.
This…is not good.
And in certain areas: They are superior….in their fields. BUT…that doesn’t mean they have the right to rule humanity.
It’s the intellectual snobs and power hungry politicians that doom us all.
Instead of delving into the problems of population, coming up with solutions so everyone can live and all creatures have room to themselves, they’d rather just kill the baby in the womb or get them to die early, or simply just let them die of disease.
Let’s call them what they are: Basically….Tyrants. Murderers. Sharks.
Genetically speaking, the maggots have risen to the top of the food chain, and as long as we have Lords like Attenborough simply wining that there are too many people on the planet, many more of us will be dying due to the elites’ plans.
And yes, they WANT us to die. That’s how much they…care.
Besides, the survival of the fittest is just a myth. The wisest man may only produce one child. The poor idiot could produce twenty children. Nobody Knows why the elites cannot seem to see beyond the forests..but, I’m starting to think their gene pool is corrupted.
If they truly believed in what they say, then they would kill themselves. Give the poor turtles in the Black Sea a fighting chance.
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American Nation Suffers From Gullibleitis: No Cure
Nobody Cares
Call me Ms Gullible. Ever since I was a kid, I retained an innocence that borders almost on severe stupidity. I only had one brother who was two years older, and as everyone who has EVER been the butt of jokes of an older brother knows…. you are left standing with, “I can’t believe he did that!” feeling of horror on your face too many times to EVER grow up with a sense of trust on just about anything.
Your parents can be the most loving parents in the universe, but if you have a fun-loving brother whose main purpose in life is to succeed as the favorite child, you are doomed.
One time my older brother and cousin Corky, told me to go to the end of the sewer tunnel, and they swore that they would NOT light those firecrackers— I trusted them.
I didn’t hear for 2 week.
These “Let’s fool little sis!” jokes went on for years, until one day, when I was fourteen, and a 19-year-old girl wanted to know if my brother really was the cousin of Elvis and if he really was 19…I told her flat-out: Nope…he was only fourteen, and Elvis didn’t even know he existed.
There is still a hole in the bedroom door where my 14-year-old brother put his fist because, I was on the other side.
SO…because I was a victim of an older brother’s imaginative hours of entertainment, I’m a hard woman to dupe. And I have to ask you? How could millions of people believe that some football player had a girlfriend that he was in love with, and he had never met her?
A football player in his prime NOT having sex? That’s about as rare as getting a tax return the next day.
How could millions of people believe that Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, and Roger Clemens weren’t using something to make them superhuman? Because they SAID so?
How could millions believe that Lance Armstrong, a man who hardly ever lost a race, was not ‘doping’ even though many were accusing him of it? What did he do? He ATTACKED them! He learned that from being friends with the Clintons.
How could half the country believe that Obama is NOT a Marxist when he has announced his plans to fundamentally change America?
Nobody is still wondering how everyone can still believe that the Clinton’s, two of the most notorious liars in American history—should be held in the highest esteem.
“I did NOT have sex., or rape, or sell military hardware to China, or kill Ron Brown, or lie to a grand jury…or…” I mean, just how gullible are we?
Did the older brothers of the world just lose their ability to teach the younger siblings about life?
Nobody Wonders: I know how gullible I have been in my lifetime, and I have learned from my own stupidity.
So…Why…are so many people still so gullible?
BECAUSE…
Some people will do anything to stay at the top. The rewards are many. The means justifies the ends.
Some people…just won’t. I still remain, after all the years of countless lies and tricks..honest.
But that doesn’t mean they have to remain gullible and stupid does it?
My brother did a fine job educating me on the various ways a human can lie and cheat..to get ahead. And I should thank him for it. I don’t think I would have the enquiring mind I have today if not for him.
Maybe I can get him to write a book….and title it: “The REAL reason Lance Armstrong Got Away With it.” I’m sure he knows just how he pulled it off.
Why should Lance make all the money?
Nobody’s Perfect: Ms Iowa VS Lady Gaga
Nobody’s Perfect
This week’s contest is between two very beautiful contestants: Ms Iowa and Lady Gaga.
First: Ms Iowa said that in her opinion, Marijuana should not be used for anything BUT recreational use and health care.
What she failed to note, is exactly what else is it used for? What don’t we know? This could be serious.
Does she think it should be banned as a fuel alternative? How about rope? Maybe she would not approve of using a joint for sexual pleasure, as Bill Clinton might have suggested. What does she mean? Whatever she meant, she just admitted that she is a fond toker, and knows someone who uses it to get away from some kind of unbearable pain. In that case, it goes to reason, that person lives in New York, since Mayor Bloomberg is limiting pain pills in all the emergency rooms. If Ms Iowa would have suggested that the use of medical marijuana as a pain reliever in the New York City hospitals, she might have won the title. Also, when people are stoned, they are less likely to pull out assault weapons. Mayor Bloomberg can just suggest when any New Yorker gets angry, they could go and sit in the nearest emergency room and mellow out.
Free pizza, could then be served. In fact, Chicago is thinking of implementing this as a way to get the guns off the streets. But MS Iowa lost to MS New York, who gave the right answer….education is the way to get rid of murders. Too bad.
Second: Then there’s Lady Gaga. It seems, since we’ve had two recent mass shootings last year, and walking around with machine guns on your breast, is not going over well with the liberal crowds. Personally, I think Lady Gaga is simply auditioning for a cameo in the next Tarantino movie, where she can then put cannons on her butt.
So,—Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the Week?
Jodie Foster!
Her speech at the Golden Globe Awards was so full of…boration that she easily beat out MS Iowa (who was obviously nervous and just goofed) and Lady Gaga (who would wear The Sears Tower as a leg warmer if it wasn’t bolted down)…on sheer nerve for delivering the worst speech ever given at an awards show in the history of awards shows.
So congratulations to Jodie Foster! We now know, you really DID attend Harvard. You weren’t kidding.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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