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SEIU: In SHOCK! SHOCK! How Could the Mayor Do This to Them?

Nobody Cares

Obama PROMISED to save the middle class. All the unions voted for him. While this video is very sad, because these people were stupid enought to think that if they voted for Obama they’d never lose their jobs, you can’t help but feel hopeless about the fact that too many people are just like them. What’s even MORE amazing is they don’t blame Obama for the sudden loss of their jobs…because he PROMISED to save them! They blame Rahm Emanuel.

Go figure. He was, and still is…Obama’s mentor and right hand man.  He ran Obama’s Presidential campaign right out of Chicago.

Notice how shocked these people are? Nobody Thinks this is just the beginning.  These SEIU people are not rioting…yet. Just wait till the teachers start getting cuts in pay.

Is it any wonder that the rest of us are stocking up on guns?

Aren’t you GLAD you don’t live in Chicago? And tell me…when did doing janitorial work become any harder than running your own business, or working as a mechanic? The music alone is maudlin enough to want you to go to Chicago ad leave a few “tips about socialism”  in the bathroom tip jar.

Good Lord. Less money will be going to Mexico. What’s the world coming too?

November 30, 2012 Posted by | Obama, SEIU | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Rahm Emanuel VS The Sun

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two major orbs…not measuring up to perfection:

First: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

Rahm, who by all measures of common sense is running a city with no money, was getting so impatient with the 25,000 union Chicago teachers not being able to agree to 4 raises, and jobs for life, so he went to court to force them to go back to work.

Nobody would have made them all lose weight before they came back to work, because of the sheer WEIGHT of these some of these people are causing a severe danger to our national security, but Michelle Obama so far, is silent.

These teachers are furious. Maybe it’s all that fat. It’s not about the money. They make more than any union teachers in the country. NO..they did NOT feel that any kid had to fault of theirs they claim, and they don’t  want to be held to any kind of standards…that’s for the EPA. They just wanted to wait another week to bully that Jew, Rahm into submission.

Those parents are going to start screaming for them.

The union immediately condemned Emanuel’s play in court, in which the city said “a vulnerable population has been cast adrift,” as an act of vindictiveness by a “bullying” mayor who was attempting to “thwart our democratic process.” “It’s another bullying tactic that, unfortunately, if he wants teachers back in the schools, he should have stayed away from that type of action,” said Jay Rehak, a longtime high school English teacher. “It only incites, rather than tones down the rhetoric.”

It’s great to see two bullies fighting isn’t it? IF the teachers get what they want, they will all be out of a job anyway in a few years because Chicago will become the next DETROIT and Obama will have to come and bail it out. That is, IF Obama stays in power. Rahm “the missing finger fish, man” has bought up his children so well.

He’s in…trouble.

Second: The Sun.

Ralm Emanuel is not the only great orb in the universe who is not perfect–it seem our sun is–(According to Al Gore) not perfect—it’s just too round.

A mystery surrounds the shape of the Sun – it is just too perfectly round, scientists have said. In fact the Sun turns out to be one of the roundest objects ever measured. Scaled down to the size of a beach ball, the difference between the Sun’s widest and narrowest diameters would be far less than the width of a human hair.

This, according to the scientists (who no doubt went to school in Chicago) is a horrible mistake. It doesn’t matter that it supports all life on earth and without it, we’d all be popsicles, no…it not suppose to be round!


Will the Chicago Teachers get humongous raises, health care benefits, yearly vacation to Hawaii, and continue to keep up their fine standards of teaching without being “punished” thereby leaving the 350,000 children of Chicago without a decent education and doomed to jail time or murder victims for the rest of their lives?

You bet. It’s an election year.

Will the Sun stop shining because some dimwit scientists are upset about the fact that it’s pretty perfect, and they think it should NOT be?


The good news is: We can pretty much count on the fact that the sun will be around longer than Ralm Emanuel. And that’s a good thing, because most of the kids in Chicago are going to have to learn to grow their own food.

Michelle Obama….is already on it.

September 17, 2012 Posted by | corruption, education, science, Uncategorized, Union | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Dick Cheney VS Rahm Emanuel

Nobody’s Perfect

Last week, we had two politicians spout off about two different subjects. First up: Dick Cheney.

 Cheney was talking about picking Vice Presidents, something he has done himself for both Presidents Nixon and Ford. He has also been a Vice President himself and at the seat of power just about as long as GOD…and in his opinion, Sarah Palin was…an amateur. John McCain picked the wrong running mate.

“The test ... has to be, ‘Is this person capable of being president of the United States?’

“I like Governor Palin,” Cheney said of the former Alaska governor. “I’ve met her. I know her. ...Attractive candidate. But based on her background, she’d only been governor for, what, two years. I don’t think she passed that test ... of being ready to take over. And I think that was a mistake.”

Well…Nobody Thinks that Dick Cheney has shown that all the experience he brought to the table has not exactly left the country in the best of positions. The reason Barack Obama got into office so easily is because he promised ‘change’ …and that was ‘change’ from the Bush and Cheney Rockefeller “no isolation” Dynasty.

Sarah Palin actually saved the Republicans from total embarrassment, and they know it. She came out and connected with the people. John McCain was “experienced” but what good is experience when it made John a liberal on WAY too many subjects? Prostitutes are experienced but would you trust them to rasie your kids?

When Obama talks about the “old boys club” many of us wince, because there is a ring of truth to it. The old boys club has done so badly, a communist just slipped right in. While the Marxists took over the Democrats, the Global Corporate took over the Republicans. There was no party ‘for the people’ anymore, and that’s why everyone loved her.  

They should have Sarah Palin at the Republican convention, but the Bush family do not want her anywhere near it.

We’ll see how smart they are.

Then there was the Godfather of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, who had this to say when he found out that the Chick-fil-A’s owner believes in old fashioned marriage between a man and a woman, a view he shares with over 70 percent of the people.  

Rahm Emanuel, the mayor of Chicago said, of his efforts to block the food chain, “Chick-fil-A’s values are not Chicago values. They’re not respectful of our residents, our neighbors and our family members.”

Respectful? Uh..Gays can eat chicken. He never said they can’t eat at his store.

 Rahm might as well have said he doesn’t want any “Jews” in his city.

The Mayor of Chicago just discriminated against a legitimate business, with his OWN opinions, causing it millions of dollars worth of business.

Hitler would be proud. Why don’t you just paint a “star” on those store windows Rahm?

Rahm has no room to talk. Chicago has the highest rate of murders for any city…in the WORLD. More than Mexico City…and Rahm welcomes all Muslims into Chicago, Muslims who hate “gays”..including that lovable Obama mentor, Louis Farrakhan.

So…who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

Nazi Boy, Rahm Emanuel….Sarah Palin can take care of herself.

Meanwhile..if you can’t find your delicious Chick -fil- A fix next time you’re in Chicago, take the wife and kids to the nearest strip bar. Chicago has a lot of those. Maybe they will serve you a few chicken strips between Bunny’s Fan Dance and Divita’s Disco Bump.

July 31, 2012 Posted by | conservatives, corruption, politics, progressives | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

It’s All in the Fingers….

Nobody Reports

Lately I’ve noticed…some of my readers are concerned about me. Joyanna… can’t do anything about the world. You’re going to blow a gasket. You silly nobody…it’s not all that bad. Go outside and dig in your garden.

I’m not sure how to take this. I will take it in a good way. The last thing we need in the world is another crazy blogger going into the debts of …seriousness.

Granted, they have a point. My mother had a massive stroke after Bill Clinton said one of his famous “I did not lie” on the TV. I am my mother’s daughter. It’s in my blood, and of course Nobody blames my mother..who could blame it on HER father, and HIS grandmother…all the way back to the instigators of ancestors who decided to throw perfectly good tea into the Boston Harbor.  I just can’t help myself…SO. I have my work cut out for me. I have brown eyes…I need blue. (actually my eyes are…gray.) I could use violet ones, but Elizabeth has yet to will them to me.

Tonight to prove that I’m not all that serious— I did check the clouds, to notice that according to our weatherman…tornadoes are coming. Do I give in to my natural proclivity to go into “Oh boy…what if a tornado hits my house, will some kid in Kansas find my Altas Shurgs book? Will he mail it back to me, damage and all?” With such powerful screwed up  genetics this nobody can imagine any worse case scenario that you can dream of. I’ve often wanted to dial-up Steven Spielberg and say, “Hey Steve”—you want to make a REAL 3D movie? Take my dreams….nobody will believe it.” (Yes, I dream WAY too much.) I like the dreams where I redesign really cool houses with swimming pools going through the bedrooms…but I haven’t had those in some time. I had to STOP that.

For example: Today is February the 29th…all over the United States there are teenagers born on this day that have to wait to tomorrow to pass their drivers test. Do they feel lost? Special? Robbed? I don’t know, but I’d like to know. It’s means nothing at all to anything, but I’d still like to know.

And on this leap day, Mitt Romney was upset about Rick Santorum calling Democrats to go and vote for him in Michigan. Wuss. Russ Limbaugh in the last presidential primaries told everyone to vote for Hillary. We all know how well that turned out. If you have read me, then you know that I think that MITT was picked by the “rich” guys to be the nominee…and then we’ll see. Frankly…the thought of another 4 years of Obama has me almost to the point of wanting to start up a band of 90- year- olds, with a bass player that can tell dirty jokes. It would be the only way I could keep my sanity. I would name the band, “The Ageless Bunkerfucks” And I would play the drums, and sing old Donna Summer songs.: ‘I WIll SURVIVE(Rahm’s Missing finger)  

Here’s what I’m going to think is important tonight: Fingers. Look for politicians with all their fingers. Rahm Emanuel for example…is missing a finger. Henry Paulson, looks like HIS finger was mangled beyond recognition. I checked, Both Rich and Mitt still have their fingers.

I suggest, we watch those hands. Whomever goes missing a finger in the next year, is to be suspected of being ruled by the Mob, and they will be elected.

There…is that not serious  enough? Okay. You’re welcomed. Don’t worry about me. I do enough worrying for the planet. YOU my readers should just sit back and go…

My god…thank goodness she worries, better she blow her gasket than me!

February 28, 2012 Posted by | humor, politics | , , , | 3 Comments

The Terror in Chicago: Old White People Debating

Nobody’s Opinion

If you are a conservative, it’s important to watch the liberals right now…so I did this weekend.

Last Saturday, while the Republicans were stomping to the voting machines in South Carolina, David Axelrod, put  a panel of democratic pundits on C-Span. It was titled , Road to the White House: The Presidential Election of 2012,  but what it really was, was Obama’s Chicago presidential reelection counsel getting together and trying to assure themselves and everyone else that conservatism is dead. Also, that Mitt Romney can’t connect with an audience. (which IS true) And lastly, along with those messages, give Obama some advice, since he was probably taping it.

The Panel consisted of George Stephanopoulos asking the questions to Rahm Emanuel, David Brooks, Rachel Maddow, and one man claiming to be Republican,  a one Alex Castellanos. Alex was so in love with the Clinton’s, you couldn’t even call him a RINO. Even Rino’s don’t salivate over the Clinton’s–at least not in public. Alex, ran Mitt Romney’s campaign in 2008, which tells you a lot about Mitt, and probably why he lost. The guy is a die-hard liberal.  

Here’s some of their ideas, that they gave sitting on stage at the University of Chicago the democratic/mafia political breeding grounds, and my thoughts on those ‘ideas.”

 Rahm Emanuel:

He was 100% certain: Mitt would be the nominee, the South Carolina vote didn’t matter.

Nobody Says: Now, whether this was wishful thinking or just inside knowledge on who was going to win…I’m not sure. Rahm wanted to be Mayor of Chicago: and it was handed to him, like how Putin wanted to be President of Russia, and it was handed to him.

Nobody sees any difference in those two ‘elections.’

His advice to Obama was to keep up the “I inherited this horrible mess, and I need another four years to fix it.” Obama has been pretty much saying just that, which means Rahm is still advising him.  No more “cash for clunkers” that would be bad.

Nobody Says: Rahm’s manipulation is disturbing. For instance, he believes only ONE party should rule, because when the country is divided nothing gets passed.  The reality is, the left has gone so far to the left, almost to a soft fascism/Marxism, that the other side is just trying to stop them from taking more control of our country, and that’s bugging him. 

One party. One rule. That’s what he wants. (It’s the Chicago way!)

On Republicans: They bought too much real estate and it’s going down. John Boehner will be gone next election.

Nobody Says: In other words: Rahm is mad because the democrats lost so badly in the 2010 mid-term elections.   

There was the threats that anyone who would challenge Obama from his own side, would be eaten. He tried hard to say Obama was actually producing jobs, and he will be elected again once those jobs reappear, as they will.

Nobody Says: Good luck with that Rahm. Keep lying.

Besides given the wrong credit to Bill Clinton for welfare reform, and saying that all the Ronald Reagan devotees were killing the party, Rahm was his usual smug self.  He did get some liberal protesters mad about his closing down libraries and cutting off mental health care, but he acted as if they were silly, and like a true politician, spewed out some gibberish. Oh…and big lie of the day: Rahm said that Democrats believe, as the audience can see, in open discussion, rather than what the Republicans do: rule behind the closed-door.

Nobody Says: He forgot to mention he was in that locked room with Obama all through the Obamacare sessions. No one was allowed in that room, for over 15 days. It was locked and guarded.

Rahm is a  hard man to like, and so far, he’s Obama’s best hope. That’s why Obama’s reelection office is in Chicago. Rahm is still working for him.

David Brooks

Looks like a bobble-head–another alumni of the University. David said some pretty ridiculous things like he likes the fairy guy Obama, that he remembers from his days at Chicago University. (Have you noticed yet how many people around Obama have graduated from that school, and did he mean…gay?)

There’s his SUN/MOON theory. One party is the sun, and one is the moon, and now we have two moons. He’d like a Harvard man running against a Harvard man (Obama VS Mitt)

Nobody Says: snob.

But the most absurd theory is: David said that the Republicans were all raised by the schools to give them all too much confidence in themselves. Therefore they are too materialistic, and selfish, and are so stupid that they think they know it all. Yes…the Republicans. He said that Rush Limbaugh was the perfect examples of grandiosity

Nobody Says: Uh..right. David Brooks does not suffer from grandiosity. I won’t even go into how absurd that is, never mind how the democrats represent the give “me, me, me” everything free syndrome, and were the ones who implemented that “everyone gets a star” crap into our schools. Where were all the democratic kids when the teachers were cramming this stuff out?

In the bathroom, peeling bananas?  

 Really, Who is more selfish? The conservatives believe in family. You have to sacrifice you life to raise kids: It’s the liberals who have the abortions: it would take time away from THEM. Or better yet, adopt a foreign kid, hire a nanny, and keep your figure. Which is  more selfish?

David Brooks is an idiot, and a grandiose one at that.

Rachael Maddow

Called Romney the largest midget. Ron Paul is an alien. Nobody believes in the stuff he is promoting. (which means Rachael thinks our Constitution is alien)

She was not so sure Obama would win, because unlike all the rest on that panel, she actually has talked to some people who are disappointed in him. Oh, and she loves the military.  She loves to wear big black glasses: Thinks it makes her look intelligent.

Nobody thinks she only said that because Obama is trying to convince us all he is a proud military commander, and the democrats need that image to get him elected, they think.

Alex Castellanos

Alex predicted that on that day, Newt’s run would collapse.  Thought Obama should promise the moon, like he did before to win. Thinks we should be…government by Facebook. LOVES Hillary Clinton for President. Said we need lots of immigrants to support Social Security. We need to get rid of all those political debates. Our next “crop” of Republicans are not ripe yet, in other words, we not quite the wonderful new democratic party of the Clinton’s. Alex is really sad about that. After all, we’ve got this New World to conquer.

Yes, he trashes the Republicans for not being into immigration., and said in a joking manner, “My marriage is still open.” (I can see why.) Says Obama running twice is like losing your virginity twice, he can’t be as excitable the second time around.

Nobody Thinks that Alex (R) is more liberal than Rachel Maddox and that’s saying quite a lot. Looks like we need a new category for Republicans which are more wacko liberal than the liberals themselves.

Nobody Suggests. RUDGOWs.(rhymes with madcows)Republicans you don’t go out with.

At the end, you could tell they are worried. Alex said that all those “old white people” want the country to come back, and it’s gone. They will never get their country back.

Yes, it took the Republican on the stage to say what they all know: Obama has destroyed the country so badly, the odds of it ever coming back are gone, or so they think. But they all have wonderful lives advising for Obama, and they all have power…and they don’t want to lose it.

And the thought of recurring nightmares of “old white republican people” coming at them in the dark…it’s scaring the bee heavies out of them.

Suddenly, old white people are the most freighting thing on the planet to the democrats.

And this old white person, is loving it. Let’s give them what they REALLY fear…old white people voting Obama OUT.

January 22, 2012 Posted by | democrats, political races | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment


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