Joyanna Adams

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What’s in a “Racist” Dictionary?

Nobody Wins

There is certainly one thing that has been extremely annoying about having our first mulatto President. Wait…no…I mean our first BLACK President. (Was that a racist remark?) I don’t know. And that’s the point, it seems that if you say,  “Obama is a ketchup eater” —you WILL be called a racist.

And today it seems, the ‘racist’ Sarah Palin said this:

“Why the lies? Why the cover up? Why the dissembling about the cause of the murder of our ambassador on the anniversary of the worst terrorist attacks on American soil? We deserve answers to this. President Obama’s shuck and jive shtick with these Benghazi lies must end,” Palin wrote.

According to the user-submitted Urban Dictionary, the term “originally referred to the intentionally misleading words and actions that African-Americans would employ in order to deceive racist Euro-Americans in power, both during the period of slavery and afterwards.”

Wow. Who knew that the black community used to try to deceive, rob, and harm “racist” European Americans? I didn’t.

And if the shoe fits, why can’t we say it? I’d say Sarah used the perfect selection of words. Notice that when Joe Biden was addressing a mostly black audience he talked like a “black” man and threatened that they (meaning all the blacks) would all go back into chains if Romney was elected.

That’s the way to talk to those plantation negroes Joe! Put them in their place!

Also notice, how he got out of that “racist” comment. Joe Biden could call Obama his long-john looped homeboy nigga nimrod, and everyone would just laugh

Here’s Joe’s “racist” comments in August:

Nobody Says that Nobody Wins when you lose your free speech rights, and so Nobody quotes from the dictionary of Slang and Euphemism:

Joe Biden is a batshit dipwad, and Obama is a joto beamer.

Look it up. Lots of people have dictionaries, but Nobody Wins when you can’t criticize your President because he’s black.

October 24, 2012 - Posted by | American Culture, American History, Barack Obama, Black History, Sarah Palin | , , , , , , ,

3 Comments »

  1. The ultimate truth about being racist.

    “Everyone’s just a little bit racist” Avenue Q, Broadway musical puppet song.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMeU_szhZ6E

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    Unknown's avatar Comment by Anonymous | October 26, 2012 | Reply

  2. It could be worse. We have a feminist harpy for a Prime Minister. She accuses critics of being misogynists all the time.

    A feminist argues in the kitchen

    Feminist: “Stove, you burned the Pot Roast!!”

    Stove: “No I Didn’t! You turned up the burner too high and proceeded to drink a bottle of wine and forgot because you got tanked!”

    Feminist: “Yes you did! You control the heat because you are a stove, a vindictive one!!”

    Stove: “I’m not the one with fingers and thumbs you Lush!”

    Feminist: “You’re a male stove aren’t you, you sexist pig!!”

    Stove: “I’m a stove, not a male or an animal. You’re not very bright, you are arguing with a household appliance.”

    Feminist: “You men just don’t get it, it’s not about you! It’s about us being systematically repressed by men for thousands of years!”

    Stove: “You are arguing with a metal box, made in Mexico who’s sole purpose is to cook and heat food.

    Feminist: “AHA! I knew it, you’re a sexist Hispanic macho pig!!”

    Stove: “*sigh* Have another bottle of Chardonnay my dear.

    Feminist: “Why?? So you can get me drunk and rape me??”

    Stove: “No, so you will get plastered and pass out.”

    Feminist: “You men are all alike. You want women to get drunk and pass out so you can rape them!! You fucking creep!”

    Stove: “Nope. Sorry my dear. I don’t have a penis. I am a stove.”

    Feminist: “You still want to rape me! I just know it!”

    Stove: “Ok, yes, you are right. I want to rape you and keep you subjugated and in the kitchen using me everyday because I am a patriarchal invention to keep you from attaining freedom from men’s dominance over women.

    Feminist: “You admit the truth? You see, even a stove can admit the truth with persuasion. This is a good day for women!”

    Stove: “You’re a complete moron, you are arguing with a metal box for goodness sake!”

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    Amfortas's avatar Comment by Amfortas | October 24, 2012 | Reply

    • LOL! …Which reminds me….THIS former “feminist” who spent her whole life working doing “non feminist” things did not bother to really learn how to cook!   NOW…I WANT too.! Every week I’m doing something “new” …Put me on that stove! I want to be ravished!

      Joyanna Adams

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