Nobody Remembers Lilith: Adam’s FIRST Wife.

Nobody Remembers

Most of us remember the story of Adam and Eve. God made Eve out of the rib of Adam, and gave them paradise called Eden, where they remained in blissful ignorance, in a land of no taxes.  Adam had rule over all the plants and animals, and Eve was there just to please him, because there was no such thing as Football, and she was pretty happy.   And they walked around all day eating and sleeping and having a good time, and then…God said:

Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. And the man and his wife were both naked, and they were not ashamed.

So, think of that? Running around naked and having a great time! And God did not judge them at all. This was before Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and Wall Street Bailouts.

Anyway, the story goes God told Eve and Adam they could have anything but they could NOT eat of the tree of knowledge……”Lest ye die.” (Fear usually works with leaders.)

But the snake (Who Eve loved to talk to, and I’ll explain why later) told her God was lying, and if she ate fruit from the tree, her eyes would be open and both she and Adams would be just like GOD. And any God in his right mind would NOT want his subjects to be as powerful as him.

Well, the snake didn’t tell her that last line, but it’s true.

It’s also why Presidents need to kept knowledge at a low minimum in the general population. Only they have the right to eat from the Tree of Knowledge (the NSA) because if we did, we’d be as knowing as they are. And they need this knowledge because otherwise we’d all be in danger. (Fear always works)

Not a good thing for Gods. Gods need to be on top.

So when Eve listened to the snake, and took a bite, and then got Adam to take a bit, they all of a sudden realized that— they were naked! And then they hid, and the whole concept of ‘sin’ was hatched, paving the way for Bill Clinton.

(Nobody frankly is glad that Eve took a bite. I don’t think I could handle a world full of naked people.)

Then God said to the woman, “What is this that thou hast done?”

And the woman said, “The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.”

Yes, she blamed it on the serpent.

BUT….did you know that the serpent was actually Adams FIRST wife? HA! Me neither…but check this out:

 The snake in the Garden of Eden was called Lilith. Rabbinical lore claims that Adam’s first wife was not Eve, but Lilith, made by God from dust like Adam rather than from one of Adam’s ribs like Eve. And who therefore refused to be subjugated by Adam. Instead she deserted him, becoming an evil demon, and in some texts she  is made synonymous with the serpent. The Tree of knowledge caused humanity’s fall.

(Lesson repeated: Don’t go seeking knowledge, only Gods can handle.)

Got that? The serpent was actually the first feminist who refused to bow to Adam , and deserted him. And then she got the NEW girlfriend talking to her (Girls LOVE To chat) and she got Eve to taste the tree of knowledge. Like the jealous hussy that she was, she tricked the new wife into disobeying God, and therefore, she didn’t have to watch Adam and Eve running around Eden naked while she was just a slithering snake and probably had changed her mind about Adam, and even though she didn’t want Adam in the first place, Eve was, I’m sure, was a lot hotter chick, and feminists HATE hot chicks.

You know that’s what happened.

But God was no match for a feminist either, and so, God condemned Eve to suffer and have children and obey Adam and all his commands for the rest of her life.

He punished both women, and poor Adam was the victim. So it took GOD to give Adam the domination over woman, because let’s face it, Adam was a wussy… And it was all because Lilith was such a…demon.

Lilith was condemned to stay the slithering snake she was, and be cursed forever more.

And why the men all over the world, in all the divorced sites on the internet, don’t take this story and run with it, I’ll never know.  The feminist have a magazine NAMED after the hussy! If they don’t…then they are somewhere running around naked.

Anyway, I thought it was an interesting story and I had never heard about it before, but in the TV series Supernatural, some very clever men have incorporated it into some plots. This video gives even more background on Lilith, the first wife of Adam.  Enjoy!

July 11, 2013 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | Bible, feminist, Uncategorized | Bible Stories, feminsits