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Is Our Secretary of State Secretly a Frenchman?

Nobody Wonders

The outrage today from conservatives, was what John Kerry said about history in his speech on the terror in France today:

“France gave birth to democracy itself.” (1.33)

What? Yes, France (who fought their bloody revolution AFTER America, Mr. Kerry) had a fine way towards democracy…beheadings. Except they improved upon it. Instead of the Muslim knife, they designed the guillotine, and beheaded thousands. That’s democracy! That’s mob rule! Which of course UNLIKE America, lead to a dictator, Napoleon. Maybe that’s why John Kerry prefers the French Revolution over ours.

Just the fact that he said something so ridiculous is what got the conservatives angry.

But..look how the young liberals are switching this around. They think the conservatives are MAD because the elite and rich (it’s okay that JOHN’s rich…that’s okay) John Kerry, speaks FRENCH!

What a GREAT MAN! He speaks another language! Imagine their awe. They can’t even imagine such wonders.

You could laugh, if you didn’t realize that these young men, are incredibly naïve. Maybe they should move to France.

(By the way…somebody tell the Greeks.)

Having said that, in a way, John Kerry could be speaking the truth, facts be known:  the democracy that CAME from the French revolution was mob rule, NOT a representative republic which is what our founders established. The founders did not want mob rule in America, where the minority is always ignored. If we had democracy here, California and New York would rule us all.

The liberals, knowing the ignorance of the young, will say the word “democracy” as if it is the battalion word for freedom, because they know it’s a feel good word, and the young have no CLUE what they are really talking about.

It’s not freedom. It always ends up in disaster and dictators, historically speaking.

John Kerry: Can order a fine French wine in the French Alps in his favorite elite mountain Chalet, and feel superior.

Do we care?

January 7, 2015 Posted by | History, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody Knows Why Presidents Are in Danger from Pretzels and Exercise

Nobody Knows

Yesterday, Speaker John Bonehead was voted Speaker of the House again, and the men who dared to stand up against his leadership WILL be punished. He didn’t mess around. Nero Boehner made sure his vendetta’s were swift and cruel. Randy Weber (R-T) was one of them.Boehner two

Weber, who backed the long-shot speakership bid of fellow Texan Rep. Louie Gohmert over Boehner, has been removed as the lead sponsor of a nuclear energy bill expected to brought to the floor in the 114th.

Taking Republicans off committees and denying them the spotlight of sponsoring bills are two of the few sticks Boehner, 65, of Ohio, has to keep his troops in line. He has used the committee maneuver before and may use it again when Republicans fill out the rest of the committee rosters in coming days.

And YOU thought the republicans could not be as ruthless as Obama. Ha! Jeb needs to clean the house of all those Tea Party conservatives, and Boehner got the go ahead.

Nobody Knows, but I’ve written many times before, that the few that run the government always somehow manage to keep THEIR guys in the leadership positions, the speakers of both houses can stop just about anything a group of good Congressmen do.

Harry Reid is the perfect example: Obama can say he hasn’t vetoed many bills because Harry Reid never let a bill come up for a vote. One man. Stopped all those hundreds of bills.

The founders would have called that criminal.

The game is rigged, but when are the American people going to realized that?

Nobody Knows.


And speaking of Harry Reid

SOMEBODY really beat the crap out of that guy.

No? He really did hit his face with a pretzel while falling off his couch?

Here Harry once again makes the promise to help the middle class…well, HOW long have you been working on that problem, Harry?

Nobody Knows who beat the crap out of Harry, but Nobody certainly wonders…(the mob?)

I want to send that exercise equipment a trophy. How about you?

*********CBC

And speaking of beating the crap of someone, that’s exactly what the black CBC did today on C-Span. Nancy Pelosi gave a rousing speech, then one after one the members of the black caucus got up and beat up…on America and cops.

Nobody Knows just how long the war between the cops and the blacks are going to continue.  Shamefully, the Congressional Black Caucus attacked the “justice” system today. They complained about discrimination of the Supreme Court who took away their affirmative action money, and they complained about slavery, and they complained about how the Congress needs to send MORE money to all the poor black neighborhoods. They complained about how blacks are being kept from voting….Michelle race card

They complained a lot, and then they got sworn in: Not with the rest of the Congress but all by themselves, separately.

Watching this farce I was thinking, “Well, if blacks can have their own Congress, why can’t the whites?” Who told them they were not part of the whole Congress? Why didn’t they get sworn in with the REST OF THE CONGRESS!! What? Are they special?

Nobody Knows, but for a race that wants equality, they sure try hard enough to exclude themselves from the white race, which is what they were complaining about in the FIRST place. We thought they wanted to JOIN the white race.

Boy, did we get it wrong.

They get to Washington D.C. and represent…only black people.

Nobody wants to know: Do they get their own separate bathrooms, “No Whites Allowed?”


Nobody Knows, so I thought I’d mention it, that this week I was making business phone calls, and I talked to a man in Canada, and a woman in Texas, and found out: Both parties thought all governments are not only robbing the people of the world blind, but that it’s been going on for a VERY long time.

The Canadian felt especially sorry for me, “How do you stand all those rules and laws?” he said. “And how about that pipeline?”Half listening

The lady from Texas had even more to say. I said, “Well, I hear you’re in the best state for jobs!”

“The only jobs being created in Texas are minimum wage, don’t believe everything you hear.”


And speaking of propaganda,

Once again tonight, Bill O’Reilly said that nobody should believe ANYTHING they read on the internet. It was filled with nuts jobs.

This coming from a man who still insists the Warren Report got it right.

Can I have a vowel now?

And so we end another week of wondering WHY the news stations are playing so many funny animal video’s off of YouTube if it’s so full of crap, and where is the REAL Presidential bunker?

I think its very near Ferguson, Missouri, underneath Lambert Field, and that’s my Nobody’s Opinion, but then, Nobody really Knows.

 

 

January 7, 2015 Posted by | Barack Obama, corruption, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nothing EVER Changes….

Nobody Reports

This picture pretty much sums it up: We are FUBAR. If you had hope that ANYTHING in Washington was going to change, grab a shovel and start digging. The only place you might escape the same old people in power for the rest of your miserable life, is the moon.

Okay—-the moon’s out. Let me know if you have an underwater bunker.

Boener

January 6, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Bill Clinton VS Prince Andrew

 Nobody’s Perfect

What do Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew have in common besides the love of fresh young babes?Bill Clinton and babes

Fresh older babes!

(just kidding)

Why–the same pimp! And this week, Prince Andrew joined the ROYAL sex in the Caribbean mountain resort high club, a club that Bill Clinton has been known to enjoy for many years.

Not every great ruler can be moral and in love with their wife, and set fine examples for their countries, and Bill Clinton certainly has led the way as having a big appetite for women.

Powerful men will be powerful men, especially when they have a buddy who supplies them with young, underage sex that they can enjoy privately far away from wives and the press. And especially if they lack personal character.

Yes, this week it’s Bill Clinton VS Prince Andrew:Andrew and Epstien

Who’s the bigger horn dog?

We have come to learn, that they both are good friends with the same billionaire, and not just any billionaire, Jeffery Epstein.

Epstein, 61, has maintained many of these relationships (with the rich and famous) even after pleading guilty in 2008 to a felony charge stemming from a lengthy probe of his lewd interaction with scores of underage girls, many of whom were recruited while they were students at a Palm Beach high school. 

Bill Clinton identified in lawsuit against his former friend and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein who had ‘regular’ orgies at his Caribbean compound that the former president visited multiple times

Yes, Jeffery had a perfect set-up, and no doubt ran the biggest whore house South of the border.

More….

But while Prince Andrew and other public figures resumed meeting with a post-prisothomas roberts 26.JPGn Epstein, Clinton appears to have avoided the billionaire, who owns a private Caribbean island, a Manhattan mansion, a New Mexico ranch, and a Paris apartment in addition to his waterfront Palm Beach residence.

According to court records, Clinton “frequently flew” with Epstein aboard the investor’s private jet from 2002 to 2005, the year news of the police investigation of Epstein was first reported.

And now, a former SEX slave is writing a book all about it…how she was forced to have sex with Prince Andrew, who she says was abusive.

The fifth in line to the throne slept with Miss Roberts at an orgy with other under-age girls on Epstein’s private Caribbean island, as well as in a private house in London and in Epstein’s New York mansion, according to the court papers. 

She plans to spill the beans on the little whorehouse in the Caribbean, and the Queen, is denying it all—-as is Andrew. To save his ‘reputation” he took his former wife, that wild and crazy swinger Fergie, to the Royal’s personal hangout in the Swiss Alps, to where she came out saying this about her x:

‘He is the greatest man there is. It was the finest moment of my life in 1986 when I married him. He is a great man, the best man in the world.’ 

I’m SURE the fact that he paid off all her old debt had nothing in the world to do with it. He might just have to marry her again.

So, two of the most powerful men in the world have been flying down to the Caribbean to engage in wild sex orgies with underage women.

Whose going to suffer the most from the sex scandals?Clinton cartoon

Bill or Andrew?

Well—-Jeffery had 21 different telephone numbers for Bill Clinton in his address book, but everybody in the world knows he’s a horn dog, and most people just accept it.

Andrew on the other hand, has stayed out of the scandals. One good note for him, at least he didn’t get his nude pecker splashed all over the tabloids.Nude Harry

So, who wins?

Hillary Clinton…she will get the women’s pity vote in 2016 if she plays this just right. And if she becomes President–because the elites convince the world that powerful men NEED to have a lot of sex, get over it…the Drudge Report will be history.

Next: We need to see the nude Bill and Andrew pictures. Right?

Right. Now THAT’s women’s equality. Someone ring Gloria.

Or. on the other hand…that might be considered…torture.

 

 

 

January 5, 2015 Posted by | Clintons, sex, Uncategorized | , , | 3 Comments

Moses Taught Slaves How to Riot?

Nobody Flashes…again.exodus

Just a thought: My husband and I went to see Exodus tonight, and if you’ve ever seen the Ten Commandments, then this one will seem lame–having said that, the horses were beautiful.

Nevertheless, there is one thing that disturbed me. They kept pretty much to the Bible, except when Moses first started leading the people against the Pharaoh, he taught the slaves  how to fight, and make bombs, and blow up the food supplies of the Egyptians. Now, I don’t remember that part being in the Bible, do you?

Anybody?

God (who is disguised as the same little kid from Matrix, also not in the Bible) comes down and tells him all this fighting will go on too long, and he should let him take care of things. And so Moses steps aside and God delivers the plagues.

Whatever you may think of the movie’s interpretation, I thought that, if I was a black militant, I would think to myself, “Gee, Moses taught the slaves to ATTACK the rich people in their palaces, and burn them down!” That’s what WE should to!.

I’ve heard Glenn Beck support this movie. How he missed this I have no clue…but as far as I know, Moses teaching the slaves how to riot and destroy the Egyptians is in no Bible version I have read.

It’s just one man’s interpretation, but considering recent events…it did make me wonder.

January 5, 2015 Posted by | Religion | , , | 8 Comments

Who Committed the Bigger Crime? Palin or De Blasio?

Nobody Flashes

What’s worse…

A mom posting a funny picture of her Down Syndrome son standing on his pet’s back to help wash dishes? Or the Mayor of New York saying that the New York City cops who turned their backs to disrespect HIM at the funeral of one of the cops that was killed by a black man, were actually disrespecting the families of those shot, instead of him?

Sarah wrote about Trig on her Face book:

“Happy New Year! May 2015 see every stumbling block turned into a stepping stone on the path forward. Trig just reminded me. He, determined to help wash dishes with an oblivious mama not acknowledging his signs for ‘up!’, found me and a lazy dog blocking his way. He made his stepping stone.” In the pics, Trig is seen climbing on Jill Hadassah, adopted by the Palins last August.

Mayor De Blasio was probably still seething from the NYPD being TOLD not to turn their backs on him, and they did it anyway, said:

“They were disrespectful to the families involved. They were disrespectful to the families who had lost their loved ones. I can’t understand why anyone would do such a thing in the context like that.”

Obviously, THEY can’t understand why you keep putting them down.

Leave it to a flaming liberal to turn the real facts around and blame every body but himself.  And leave it to the mainstream liberals to trash a woman who obviously KNEW the dog was okay. IF the dog had been hurt, do you even THINK she would have posted the picture?

And besides, Sarah Palin probably saved that dog from death if she hadn’t had adopted him.

The Mayor on the other hand, helped send two brave and loyal men to their deaths.

Who committed the bigger crime?De Blasio twoTrig steps on dog

 

January 5, 2015 Posted by | liberals, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

American Dynasties: I’m SICK of them.

Nobody’s Opinion

This morning, I heard some lady on FOX news tell the commentator that she had just spoken to Jeb Bush on the phone, and he was a WONDERFUL man. To her, Jeb was the best thing basically since the invention of pizza, and the flush toilet.Bush vs Hillary three

(Don’t ask why I thought of those two in the same sentence.)

The promotion of Jeb Bush is just beginning and already I’m sick to death of it. Hillary is being real smart right now letting him get all the press. The pundits on the FOX Sunday show with Chris Wallace were already trying to guess if any conservative could win against Jeb. Laura Ingram confessed that nobody could win. And everyone basically admitted that Jeb had the big corporate money already, which tells you that all these so-called intellectuals just admitted that whomever gets the big money wins. And then they ACT as if our votes matter.

What matters to them is if we keep watching their TV shows.

I remember last year I watched every single Republican debate, only to see Mitt Romney, who really never said much, ALWAYS got the front center stage, of the camera.  Michelle Bachmann, on the other hand was stuck always last on the side, and never got hardly any questions— but her answers were always the most sensible. She was the only one I thought, that didn’t seem phony.

Guess she didn’t have the money.gop debate

The “Don’t even RUN against Jeb Bush because you won’t win” propaganda is already up and running. Step on that plebian wish before it even gets started, that’s their strategy.

We spent the entire Christmas week hearing that Daddy Bush was in the hospital…trying to drum up deep concern about whether Daddy Bush was going to die at Christmas time. Okay, mention it once, but every single day?

I’m sick of it.

I’m also sick of the fact that they now STAGE elections to make the American people THINK that it’s a fair contest and the best man wins is so obvious, I’m almost ashamed I fell for it the last election.debates

I’m sick of watching the farce…and I think most Americans are…..because that’s what it is: a big theatrical farce. Mike Huckabee is going to get in the race? Why? So he can keep his name in the money because his show is not getting the ratings?

You’re better off spending time watching the Walking Dead, because guess what? That’s what they want you to think is in store for you. Are you, Mr. and Mrs. America really worried about the fact that you are expected now to die, and hand over your country to illegal’s, while you watch your kids struggle?

THINK! You’re life could be worse! You could be getting attacked by Zombies! Count your blessings!

If I hear one more time that Daddy Bush jumped out of an airplane on his last birthday I think I’m going to….I don’t know what I’m going to do, but come on. HE didn’t jump out of that plane, he was strapped to a big man who bought him gently to the ground.

Tell us, what else did Daddy do for us? He got us involved in the Middle East, and his son took us back. It was Daddy Bush, sweet man that he is, that started the country on this NEW WORLD ORDER, which in the halls of the rich and famous, is just peachy when it works…for THEM. So, it’s understandable that the Bush’s have a loyal following and it’s all due to the dad.

And speaking of Daddy Bush, yesterday I heard David McCullough, the great American historian say his favorite living American President was Daddy Bush. Why? Because he’s just the nicest guy to be around.David McCollough

I have to admit, I have a fondness for David McCullough because of his great biography of John Adams. If you ever want to learn history, rent the John Adams HBO series, which Tom Hanks produced.

Anyway, last Sunday, on C-Span, David gave a talk about the Presidents, and presented a man who he considered to be one of American’s most treasured genius…and I don’t remember his name.

He was a political cartoonist.

Honestly, he started drawing Presidents on a giant wall, while Mr. McCollugh talked.

He started drawing LBJ, then Nixon, then Daddy Bush, Clinton G.W. Bush, and Obama, and right after drawing Hillary Clinton (who was the only person up there who had not been a president) he turned around to David and said,

“I don’t like dynasties, do you?”

This endearing man had just struck the very essence of what America has always been since the very beginning, and what has made us different and more successful than any county on earth and what is bugging the HELL out of us now. The office of the Presidency now has, all the power, and Congress is okay with that.

David…said nothing.

I thought to myself that saying that to the great David McCullough, took some courage. Or maybe, David wanted him to say what he couldn’t.But this man captured the essence of our last eight Presidents.

When drawing Bill Clinton he drew as a big dick. And filled in the face. It really was funny

Obama…he drew as the Eastern Island monument with no ears.

Why no ears? Because he doesn’t listen.

But here’s the good news: America for the longest time, has not had to even think about her leaders. We trusted them.

We don’t anymore. And when I get really depressed I look at a quote on my wall. We might be small…but according to one Adams, it’s when you fight the hardest.

What have you got to lose?

“It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate and tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.—Sam Adams

 

 

 

 

 

January 4, 2015 Posted by | political races, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: The Pearly Gates of Heaven

Nobody Gets Email

This is a perfect joke for a Sunday…and it’s from my liberal friend who is an atheist.Odin

(Thanks to JR)


Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates  When two guys wearing dark hoodies,  And sagging pants, arrive. 
 St. Peter looked out through the Gates And said,”Wait here. I’ll be right back.” 
St. Peter goes over to God’s chambers And tells him who is waiting for entrance. 
 
God says to Peter: “How many times do I have to tell You? You can’t be judgmental here. This Is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!”
 
St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks Around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He Returns to God’s chambers and says, ” Well, they’re gone.”
 
“The guys wearing hoodies?” asked God.
 
“No. The Pearly Gates.”
 
 
 
 

January 4, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: The Irishman and the Mormon

Nobody Gets Email:

This one just makes me laugh. Nothing like a good punch line.  pit bull

Enjoy!

(Thanks to JR)


 A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight back to the States from London.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The  Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He  said in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, “Me  too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”
                                                                                 

January 3, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Jib Jab: 2014

Nobody Flashes

Here’s something I just saw on Moonbattery and decided to pass it on to you!

Enjoy!

January 3, 2015 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

After Spending Billions, Scientists State the Obvious…

 

Nobody Cares

Tell me that they didn’t already know this:DNA two

Plain old bad luck plays a major role in determining who gets cancer and who does not, according to researchers who found that two-thirds of cancer incidence of various types can be blamed on random mutations and not heredity or risky habits like smoking.

The researchers said on Thursday random DNA mutations accumulating in various parts of the body during ordinary cell division are the prime culprits behind many cancer types.

It’s amazing isn’t it? The truth appears before our eyes day after day, and yet, someone somewhere spends billions on research to verify what they already know to be true…in other words, DNA is fact. If your mother had breast cancer, odds are, you might get it too.

Every time you go to the doctor’s office you have to give your family’s medical history…and why is that? Because they ALREADY know this.

So here’s the question: If genetics is two-thirds of the reason you might get your parents disease, can we also conclude that you will also get other things from your parents like the proclivity to love to climb trees or play basketball, or have a higher IQ?wonder

The Bell Curve authors were blasted out of the scientific community for saying that the Jews had the highest IQ’s of the human race, god forbid the facts should also support that. It’s not to say that some races are smarter than others, because, as Thomas Sowell has pointed out, in evolutionary sense of the world, geography has played a major part in the development of the different races, but if the proclivity to be 7’6″ tall, gives you an advantage to be on the winning NBA teams, then doesn’t the proclivity to be able to figure out schematics in your brain without a computer also come from some genetic DNA?

Of course it does.

Strokes run in my family, so when my doctor tells me I should be concerned about my heart, I always tell them right up front: “Doc, I will either die of a stroke or pneumonia, and if you want my heart, go ahead and take it….just be sure you don’t give it to a politician, genetically speaking. because–trust me–if given to a politician like Hillary Clinton. it would immediately stop beating.

And someday some scientist will tell you why.

 

January 2, 2015 Posted by | science, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody Remembers the History of the Ukraine–So Here It Is.

Nobody Remembers

Are you like many westerners and you don’t REALLY understand the Ukraine? Not high on your priority list of “I need to learn more geography.” New Year’s resolutions?

Me neither.

That’s why I posted this guy—and I wish he was my brother. I would never miss Thanksgiving dinner with the family ever again.

Enjoy! And learn.

January 1, 2015 Posted by | History | , | 2 Comments