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American Hero Explains REAL Torture

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Many Americans feel just like this man. This describes how Colonel Day was tortured in Vietnam, and frankly, I had trouble making it through this twice. But, reading this is mandatory to remind us all how many men have fought for what this country stands for, and we should NEVER give up fighting corruption and leaders who really don’t give a hoot about anyone but themselves, because men like Colonel Day gave their lives for us.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Colonel George Everett Day

I got shot down over North Vietnam in 1967, a Sqdn. Commander. After I returned in 1973…I published 2 books that dealt a lot with “real torture” in Hanoi. Our make believe president is branding our country as a bunch of torturers when he has no idea what torture is.

As for me, I was put through a mock execution because I would not respond…Pistol whipped on the head…same event. Couple of days later…Hung by my feet all day. I escaped and a couple of weeks later, I got shot and captured. Shot was OK…what happened afterwards was not.

They marched me to Vinh..put me in the rope trick, ..almost pulled my arms out of the sockets. Beat me on the head with a little wooden rod until my eyes were swelled shut and my unshot, unbroken hand a pulp.

Next day hung me by the arms…rebroke my right wrist…wiped out the nerves in my arms that control the hands…rolled my fingers up into a ball. Only left the slightest movement of my L forefinger. So I started answering with some incredible lies.

Sent me to Hanoi strapped to a barrel of gas in the back of a truck. Hanoi…on my knees…rope trick again. Beaten by a big fool. Into leg irons on a bed in Heartbreak Hotel. Much Kneeling—hands up at Zoo. Really had beating for refusing to condemn Lyndon Johnson.

Several more kneeling events. I could see my knee bone thru Kneeling holes.

There was an escape from the annex to the Zoo. I was the Senior Officer of a large building because of escape…they started a mass torture of all commanders.

I think it was July 7, 1969…they started beating me with a car fan belt. In the first 2 days I took over 300 strokes, then stopped counting, because I never thought I would live through it.

They continued day-night torture to get me to confess to a non-existent part in the escape. This went on for at least 3 days. On my knees…fan belting..cut upon my scrotum with fan belt stroke. Opened up both knee holes again. My fanny looked like a hamburger. I could not lie on my back.

They tortured me into admitting that I was in on the escape …and that my 2 room-mates knew about it. The next day I denied the lie.

They commenced torturing me again with 1-6-or 9 strokes of the fan belt every day from about July 11 or 12th..to 14 of October 1969. I continued to refuse to lie about my roommates again.

Now, the point of this is that our make-believe President has declared to the world that we (U.S.) are a bunch of Torturers…Thus it will be OK to torture us next time when they catch us…because that is what the U.S. does.

Our make-believe President is a know nothing fool who thinks that pouring a little water on some one’s face, or hanging a pair of women’s pants over an Arabs head is TORTURE. He is a meathead.

I just talked to MOH holder Leo Thorsness who was also in my squadron. In jail, as was John McCain…and we agree that McCain does not speak for the POW group when he claims that Al Gharib was torture..or that “water boarding” is torture.

Our President and those fools around him who keep bad mouthing our great country are a disgrace to the United States. Please pass this info on to Sean Hannity. He is free to use it to point out the stupidity of the claims that water boarding..which has no after effect…is torture.

If it got the Arab to cough up the story about how he planned the attack on the twin towers in NYC..hurrah for the guy who poured the water.

SIGNED

“Bud” Day, Medal of Honor Recipient.

George Everett “Bud” Day (boy February 24, 1925) is a retired U.S. Air Force Colonel and Command Pilot who served during the Vietnam War. He is often cited as being the most decorated U.S. Service member since General Douglas MacArthur, having received seventy decorations, a majority for actions in combat. Day is a recipient of the Medal of Honor. Please pass on to your family and friends.

Calling Obama a meathead is extremely mild.

December 10, 2011 Posted by | Heros | , , , , | 3 Comments

Gold, Wine, and Tulips

Nobody Wonders

What gives money, or anything its value?

 

Solid Gold Hot Tub

 

Everyone is pushing gold now…”BUY GOLD” says Glenn Beck. It’s the only safe thing to hold on to. Okay. So you buy it and put it in your vault, and when the world collapses you will be a rich man, or so he says.  Frankly, I don’t know how anybody can buy gold if they lose their job and have a family to feed.  An ounce of gold is going for about $1,130 dollars.

Mmmmmm.

Glenn is funny. He  has fast became a muti-millionaire, and portends to be just like the rest of us, because once upon a time, he didn’t have much. He sees no reason why we aren’t all rushing out and filling our coffers up with gold. I know he’s getting paid to advertise it, but come on.

“Uh..sure Glenn, I’d LOVE to buy some gold. Want to lend me some money?”

When the poor get money, they blow it on a night out at Red Lobster, and I can’t say I blame them.

Gold—you can’t eat it—just like you can’t eat tulips.  Did you know that once upon a time, tulips were the most sought after investment in Europe?

From The Rich and How They Got That Way—Cynthia Crossen

“In the 1630’s there was a tulip fad in Europe. (Germany, England, Holland, France)  Bulbs became so popular, everyone just HAD to have them. People knew bulb prices were entirely detached from rational value, but they believed others would be even bigger fools than they were. At the peak of the boom, family fortunes were squandered on single bulbs. People traded land, houses, furniture, horses, sheep, cheese, anything for a tulip particularly such remarkable varieties as Viceroy or Semper Augustus. In France the entire dowry of one bride consisted of a rare tulip bulb. Eventually, sellers sold bulbs they didn’t have to buyers who didn’t have money to buy them. Neither party intended to deliver anything they were simply betting on the future price of bulbs. In early 1637, bulb prices were almost doubling every day. A tulip grower was said to have committed suicide when his entire stock was eaten by a cow. The bubble burst for no obvious reason except rumors circulating about a shortage of buyers. “

Imagine that. Trading your horse for a tulip. ( I can think of a lot of politicians that I’d trade for a tulip.)

Which brings me to the subject of wine. I have never understood the great different in value in one bottle of wine. And yet, go to any grocery store and the middle is packed with just about every different kind of wine you can imagine. A grape, is a grape, is a grape I say, so how come I can’t tell that much difference between a rather good wine, which sells for maybe twenty bucks a bottle, from one of the bottles from the HOLY GRAIL of Wine, the Burgundy Cote d’OR, in France, which sells for $750,609 dollars a bottle?

You can’t TELL me there is that much difference in those grapes. If that were the case— that one grape was worth that much more than another, then you could argue that one race of man was worth a lot more than another. (That’s another blog.) It’s just an opinion.

Recently in France, someone was attacking the vineyards of Romanee Conti, a small field of the finest Burgundy wine in the world, located just South of Paris. The vines were started long ago by lowly monks who really didn’t charge much for a bottle at all. Later, the wine from the grapes were used exclusively for the Kings of France. They are now owned by 71- year- old Domaine de lat Romanee-Conti, and they are harvested with loving care…I know.

But still.

Last year some guy was poisoning the vines and killing them off, and threatening to kill the rest if they did not receive a good size ransom. They caught the guy– but you would have thought that this vineyard was actually a field full of gold instead of grapes. The news of the destruction of these priceless vines was kept very secret until after the fact.

And if you think about it: all this man needs to do is come up with a few cases of wine a year to survive.

Nobody Thinks some wine prices are also entirely ‘detached from rational value.’  I could get drunk off a bottle of my friend Pattie’s homemade wine and be just as happy. (Not that I would of course, I come from a long line of easy marks.)  Pattie loves her wine, and I’m sure, if she had the money, she might pay big bucks for the good stuff.

So, again…What gives something value?

Desire.

If you can create a desire for anything, you can become rich. Look at the guy who came up with the pet rock. That was something we ALL needed wasn’t it? Put gold next to a rock. Gold IS a sort of rock, right? Why are the rich paying so much for one ounce of rock? (Don’t answer that.)

Still, when you have something that’s worth a lot, then you’ve got other problems. What if the horse EATS the tulip bulb you are trading him for? What if waiter uncorks your $400 bottle of champagne and pours it into his coffee mug and replaces it with some cheap stuff behind the bar?

What if you buy gold and one day you go to cash it in and the bank says, “We don’t know what happened to it, some guy named Corzine took it.” ?

Gold is now the rich man’s desire. But if you are not rich…then wine is your better bet, because you could buy at least 20 cases of cheap wine for $1,000 dollars, and you are not going to care one bit that you can’t become Warren Buffet after you drink it.

And I could go on and on about this subject so let’s end it with a quote from another nobody who says his name was Anonymous:

“Most people are too busy earning a living to make any money.”

And the rich people know that, which is why they keep us all making low wages so they can own more of the things THEY desire.

Like this:

December 10, 2011 Posted by | capitalism | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Mr. President…What are you going to do?

Nobody Flashes:

Hey! Let’s start off the weekend right. Here’s another brilliant satire from one of my favorite patriotic baby boomers., Ray Stevens.  Can I  adopt him?

ENJOY!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

December 9, 2011 Posted by | humor, politics | , | Leave a comment

The ‘I Know Nothing” Song of ‘Jon the Don’ Corzine

Nobody Wins

Am I the only one who wakes up in the morning, turns on the news and cannot believe that in this 21st century, a prominent man, a man with a Masters degree in business, a man who was a governor, and a CEO of Goldman Saks, can say with a little nod, “I simply do not know where the money is, or why the accounts have not been reconciled to date.” when asked why he lost all his client’s money?

You would have thought he lost his son’s car keys  instead of $1.2 billion dollars.

In the 19th century, Jon Corzine, would have gone to prison. Just yesterday a former Senator was sent to prison for trying to sell an old Senate seat so that he could have campaign money. He didn’t HURT anyone but himself, and he’s going to jail now for 14 years.

And yet, Don Corzine takes money of hard working farmers, ranchers, and rural businesses such as grain elevators and feed mills and gambles it on Europe. He took a big risk with money he didn’t have and lost it all. He’s hurt, god knows how many people?

He knew EXACTLY what he was doing, and he got rewarded for it you can be sure.

The farmers were hit hard when they were cut off from the cash in the hedging accounts.  This will affect food prices next year, as if they aren’t bad enough now. All he had to say is about that pain is, “I’m sorry.”

Tell me—how would you feel if you went to the bank to get all of your life’s savings and they told you, Well, we just don’t have it. Sorry.  Next year, even more people in the world will starve, because Don Corzine “knew nothing.”

Nobody doubts for a minute that he did it on purpose…but why? To destroy the corn belt— the little farmer? To help George Soros? How much did he make from it? When he quit Goldman Saks he took over $ 400 million dollars with him.  

But what do you expect? Consider his circle of—I don’t remember, I don’t know, and It depends on what your definition of IS is—friends. Haven’t we watched Bill and Hillary sit before juries and say, “I don’t recall” and “I was not aware” and “We couldn’t know” over and over and over again while being questioned about breaking the law?

Did we not just hear Eric Holder and his master Obama say the very same things about the Fast and Furious guns to Mexico scandal? None of them knew anything. “We didn’t know.”

If a bank robber said–when answering the question:  “What did you do with the money you stole?” And if he said, “I’m sorry, I just don’t know.” Would the judge let him go?

They know nothing. And then, they walk away…untouched by any law.

So, let’s get this straight:Every single major leaders we have had since 1994 just don’t know much about anything that happens. We have a bunch of know – nothings running the country.

 

But what do we know about this guy? We do know he spent over 63 MILLION dollars of his own money to become senator of New Jersey.

Let that sink in: $63 million to become a senator of a tiny little state.

He was on a number of committees on Banking, intelligence, Budget, energy, and natural resources. He’s for universal health care, gun control, mandatory preschool, and more taxpayer money for college. He’s for affirmative action and gay marriage. And he was Bill Clinton’s Presidential adviser, and was paying Bill $50,000 a month for some reason. He has also been to most of the Bilderberg meetings.

Stop. Bilderberg means he is in on the global engineering.

So, no matter where the 1$.2 billion dollars went to, one thing is scary. We had major floods year before last, that destroyed many farms  in the Midwest. Now, whatever is left of the farmers will disappear.

The government wants to control all food, of course with Monsanto’s help.

One step at a time. Next: guns.

I don’t think the American people can just assume that our leaders are out to help us anymore. The few at the top have all been in the same small circle of power for too many years. And too many are being rewarded every time they bring down our great ecomny. There’s more to this than just pure greed.

When the collapse comes, Gerald Celente says, they will start a war. And then all of them will say:

We just didn’t know this was going to happen!

How much longer are the American people going to keep buying that same old, I know -nothing song?

I pray…not long.

December 9, 2011 Posted by | corruption, criminals, democrats, Federal Reserve, Global Government, Goldman Sachs | , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Jim Inhofe–An Honest Politician? Nobody Knew.

Nobody’s Fool

 This was sent to me this morning, and I swear…I had no idea that this guy even existed, which shows you how controlled our media is. His good common sense and honest caring for the American people is a breath of fresh air. If we had more men like this in our government, things would change fast!

Too bad he isn’t running for President.

Everything you wanted to know about the global warming situation is covered in this short five minutes.

It made my day!

(thanks again to amfortas.)

December 8, 2011 Posted by | global warming | , , | 3 Comments

The Untouchable Hillary Clinton–Voter Fraud Expert

Nobody Cares

Hillary Clinton was all up in arms today—scolding Russia for “voter fraud” because Putin obviously stacked the deck in the last Russian election.  Yes, the lady who has lied, shredded, cheated, and pardoned felons on her way to the top (And I’m still wondering why JFK Jr. was buried so fast.) is criticizing Russia?

“The Russian people, like people everywhere, deserve the right to have their voices heard and their votes counted. And that means they deserve fair, free, transparent elections and leaders who are accountable to them,” Clinton said.

Uh…who died and made you God? Said Nobody. The Russians just told her to bug off.

She said independent political parties had been denied the right to register in Moscow, and that there had been reports of Election Day misconduct, including manipulation of voter lists and attempts to stuff ballot boxes.

Isn’t that nice? Isn’t that touching? The Democrats are always screaming voter fraud. They were practically epileptic during the Florida Chad debate Not mailing out military vote cards overseas in time to be counted, is just one of the many tricks Al Gore used to stack the decks in the 2000 elections.  
And Jimmy Carter has made a career out of traveling to communists countries to make darn sure that those communists get elected fair and square, so that those fair elections in a communist country can go on forever!  Jimmy was a big help to Chavez. He practically anointed the man with peanut oil.  
Why is it that to the Democrats, voter fraud is imperitive in other countries, but when it comes to the United States, to change the law to check people ID’s (In order to prevent voter fraud) well, that’s an outrage? How unfair it is to make someone prove his identity. (With logic like that, I’m looking for the Cheshire Cat to come floating out of Hillary’s’ hair. I can’t help it. Every time that woman talks I see smoke coming out of her ears.)

Hillary is deeply concerned about corruption in Russia, but corruption in her own country…well she just doesn’t care.

We found out today that Obama (and probably Hillary too) got on the 2008 primary ballet in Indiana ..illegally. Obama really didn’t have the signatures to get on the ballot. Somebody forged names.

An estimated 150 signatures that may have been forged on the petitions has raised the question of whether President Obama actually reached the legitimate number of signatures needed to be placed on the ballot in Indiana. Under state law, presidential candidates need to file 500 signatures from each of the state’s nine congressional districts. Indiana election officials say that in St. Joseph County, the Obama campaign qualified with 534 signatures; Clinton’s camp had 704. The certified signatures were never challenged.

Charity Rorie, a mother of four, sat in her Mishawaka, Ind., kitchen, stunned that her name appeared on a 2008 Democratic presidential primary petition for then-candidate Barack Obama.“That’s not my signature,” she told Fox News, saying her signature is “absolutely” a fake. She also said she was troubled someone forged both her signature and that of her husband, Jeff, and listed personal details such as their address and birthdays.

Nobody Wonders what other states also did not check out their signatures?

The Clintons are two of the most corrupt politicians that have ever graced the planet. It’s why they are still in power. And it’s the height of hypocrisy for Hillary to lecture the elections of Russia when the Democratic Party in this country has pulled so many fake votes out of dead people, and prisoners that we might as well claim to be Australia! (that’s a joke amfortas) Add to that the fraud, the billions of dollars that they spend on buying votes, with scandals like Solyndra—and let’s not forget half the people in America get welfare from the government. The democrats like to keep them there, so that they can forever stay in power. Welfare for votes. How’s that for voter fraud?

Hillary has a lot of room to talk

But—the Clintons have met their match with Obama. He forged his birth certificate. He has spent millions trying to cover all that up. And poor Bill is still trying to get rid of that amendment that says Presidents can only serve 2 terms.

So, what do Democrats say when they get caught lying, and cheating?

They say “Oh, I didn’t know.” and then– “It won’t happen again.” and then– “We will not tolerate anyone that is not ethical in our administration.”

And nothing happens to them, because they are untouchable. Truly, untouchable.

And the “sheeple” (as Sheeple would maybe say) go…baaaaaaaaaa…because it seems…

Nobody Cares…until the next time.

December 7, 2011 Posted by | Clintons, corruption, democrats, political races | , , , , | 5 Comments

FDR VS George W. Bush

Nobody Remembers Pearl Harbor

Here’s FDR speech, made after the attacks on Pearl Harbor. Notice that he mentions the words “invasion” “victory” and “so help us God.”

Now, compare that speech to one given by George W. Bush after 9/11

Big difference in delivery. We’ve become the more “compassionate” nation…..

Among the calamities of war may be jointly numbered the diminution of the love of truth, by the falsehoods which interest dictates and credulity encourages. .

——.Samuel Johnson

 

December 7, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized, War | , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Remembers the Memories

Nobody Remembers–

My mother singing this song…it was one of her favorites, and I can’t remember how many times I spent my life, in contemplation, feeling lonely and sorry about some one I had lost, or sometimes loved and never even knew…or someone I missed while listening to this song..in the dark…in the quiet, staring at a candle. Playing it over and over.

As a singer I tried my best to imitate this woman, but always had trouble. Barbra Streisand was much easier to do, believe it or not. Linda lost most of her rock fans when she did her LUSH LIFE albums and that’s a shame. She sang these old songs with the best of them.

Anyway, –moody tonight..with memories.  Nobody’s Perfect.

Enjoy

December 7, 2011 Posted by | Just life | | 1 Comment

Sarkozy and Merkel–Who Knew?

Nobody Knows–

What Sarkozy and Merkel were saying to each other…so let’s guess.

Sarkozy: Ooooweee madame! We are just about to make our dreams come true! I will get Sardina, and I will get to build my dream house…and you..YOU my dear woman, can have all of Italy!

Merkel: I know! I know! It is wondurful! Timmy has promised to give us all that money that hisss Fed put into the IMF last year! Billions of American Dollars! And the EURO…will survive, and America will fall!  He just told the Americans that they don’t have to bail us out! Can you BELVIE it?!

Sarkozy: Can yu belieeeve how stuuuupid he is? Oh my Good. Heee is the most simply men I have ever seen. But…ieeets okay. Nobody believes him anymore. Now, we will never have to worry ever again my dear, you are such a wonder. I could NEVER have done this without yu. France will love you forever…

Merkal: Noooo…noooo

Sarkozy: Kiss me…come on…

Merkal: NO…no….(heh,heh) I mussst not.

Sarkozy: Will you com to my leeetttle island?

Merkal: Will YOU bring along a case of Condi’s Burgandy? I’ll will seeeeeeeeeeeee…..

Sarkozy…Ooooooo I will bring the finest Burgandy in all of France! I could KEESSS you!

Merkal: I know…I know…

(Nobody makes this stuff up)

December 6, 2011 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

The REAL Story of the Muslim Veil

Nobody Reports

Ever wonder why the women in Muslim nations have to cover their bodies up? Well, here’s the reason:

Long ago, AFTER Jesus had quite a good following, there was a guy named Muhammad who claimed that some pesky angel just kept bothering him. He was a merchant in Mecca and wanted the Jewish tribes in the city to respect him. So, he told them of his “prophetic” visions. He pretty much said this:

“I keep getting this visit by some angel. I have NO idea if he’s good or bad, but he keeps smacking me around and he keeps wanting me to be the apostle of God. This is REALLY depressing me, what should I do?”

Evidently they didn’t give him much advise so he asked his wife, “Khadija… What’s wrong with me?”

Like the brave warrior jihadist that he was, he ran and hid under a blanket. No wife wants to see her husband spending his days under a blanket, so Khadija went to see a man named Waraqa. And somehow Waraga just knew that this was the angel Gabriel.

Khadija, decided to make a test, a sure-fire way to know if this “vision” was good or bad.

So…she made Muhammad sit on her left thigh.

“Can you see him.?” 

“Yes.”

Then she made him sit on her right thigh.

“Can you see him.?”

“Yes.”

Then she made him sit on her lap, and she cast off her veil while he was sitting on her lap.

“Can you see him?”

“No.”

Happy about her little test she said, “O son of my uncle,(nothing like incest) rejoice and be of good heart, by God he is an angel and not Satan!”

Muslim’s to this day insist upon the veiling of women because of this underlying assumption that the sight of an unveiled women is so distressing that’s why the biggest selling items in all the Saudi Arabia, (next to Lamborghini’s’) is the selling of lingerie at Frederick’s of Hollywood in all the malls.  

The sight of an unveiled woman is so disturbing, so sinful, that it cases angels to flee. Therefore, the Muslim men do not want any angels spoiling their visits with their wives..especailly Gabriel who we all know, was pretty good-looking and hard for any woman to resist.

Good God.

First off—Why was Khadija covered in a veil BEFORE the “All women must now wear veils.” was put into law?

Second—How did the angel even see her face uncovered with Mohammad sitting in the middle of her lap?

Or was he a pipsqueak?

And if you were a man, would you like telling that story to your children? “Yes, the great warrior had to sit on his wife’s lap..she made him do it.”

Is it any wonder why the Muslims hate the Jews and Christians? Moses didn’t get Gabriel, he got God himself talking to him through a burning bush. Jesus wrestled with Satan himself and won. Muhammad was of no holy birth, why didn’t Gabriel come down and seed HIS mother?

Muhammad had to sit on his wife’s lap after he crawled out from underneath a blanket!

What a wuss.

Okay, I’ve done it now. Making fun of three religions in just one day might be a record…but the story is true, according to The Truth about Muhammad by Robert Spencer.

If I was a Muslim woman, I would think it was a pretty lame excuse for a law that keeps you smothered in clothes when it’s 120 degrees Fahrenheit outside, and I might argue to my husband that I’d like to do that little test with him to see if it really is true.

Make him sit on your lap.

You could cover yourself up until the angel appears himself…and if that angel appears (hopefully it’s Gabriel, but any one would do) then you could promise to obey and suffer your husband’s wishes forever, but if that angel doesn’t appear? Then I’d insist that since it’s okay to wear sexy outfits at night, then it should be no problem during the day.

Proof is in the Arabian Lap so to speak, and I’m SO glad I’m not a Muslim woman.

I’m just saying.

December 6, 2011 Posted by | humor, insanity, Islam | , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Turkey VS Apple Juice

Nobody’sPerfect:

THE TURKEY: Right before the Thanksgiving holidays, Pamela Geller, who by all accounts is in most respects a sensible woman, warned the alarm that every American that eats a Butterball Turkey is in…danger. Unbeknownst to us, only the Butterball Turkeys are being “blessed” for their journey to be with 72 turkey virgins in heaven:

Halal slaughter involves cutting the trachea, the esophagus, and the jugular vein, and letting the blood drain out while saying “Bismillah allahu akbar” — in the name of Allah the greatest.

You can imagine the despair! Butterball turkeys have been served in my family since they started MAKING Butterball Turkeys. And the reason why we have preferred Butterball Turkeys to any other Turkey is because, all you have to do is put it in a pan, salt it, cook it, baste it, and VIOLA! Soft, tender, moist…and any fool can do it.

Also, the woman in my family are from a long line of..of…let’s just say we all cooked pretty much like Curly. So the less thinking involved in preparing the meal, the better. We’d spend hours arguing how exactly to boil water.

Okay, I’m confused. You have to kill the turkey to eat right? So, for that part, I think Pamela should either take it up with PETA (who are already on this) or try to turn us all into vegetarians because, you have to kill to eat any meat.

Unless of course, you like to hang out around the highway.

It’s the “blessing” Allahu Akbar that has her upset. And I agree. If you are going to include Muslim prayers then by golly, they should include Christian prayers, Hindu Prayers, Wicken prayers, and throw in some voodoo on top of it. After all, this is all about diversity is it not? Think of that poor turkey being condemned to abide in some Muslim hellhole with other jihadists who do nothing but continue the Bismillah blessing on his esophagus throughout centuries of purgatory! A Christian Turkey heaven would have him walking with peacocks, and in a Hindu heaven he could reincarnate into a politician…maybe even President! We’ve all seen it happen before.

I see her point. But last week didn’t stop with the bad news…no…we had bad —

APPLE JUICE:

ABC News reported that Consumer Reports tested 88 samples of popular brands of grape and apple juice sold in the U.S., including Welch’s, Minute Maid and Mott’s. The results revealed that 10 percent of the juices “had total arsenic levels greater than the FDA’s standard for drinking water of 10 parts per billion (ppb), while 25 percent of juices also had lead levels higher than the FDA’s bottled water limit of 5 ppb.” To our detriment, the FDA has limits for arsenic in water (including bottled), but no such regulations on fruit juices. Oz reported that apple concentrate comes from up to seven countries – 60 percent of it imported from China alone. –Chuck Norris

It’s really an imperfect world. It’s bad enough that they put fluoride in our water, and NOW we find out, since that doesn’t seem to be doing enough damage, they are putting arsenic in our apple juice, without the pretty lace.

Yes, our children are being poisoned by China, with the help of our FDA..who..say…they MIGHT look into it. I’d say that arsenic in our food, and mercury in our light bulbs..means SOME PEOPLE are trying to get kill US..forget the turkeys. They will eventually outlive us. We’ll all be dead.

They want to get rid of us..slowly. I mean…really…is this what they mean when they say we will all have to sacrifice?

Nobody is boycotting apple juice because I drank gallons of it last year, due to the fact that I had gall bladder surgery. Oh yes. When you have a rotten gall bladder they tell you to drink tons and tons and tons of apple juice….so I did.

And now, I find out why it works! It’s pretty much melts your insides. Maybe I should have made a cocktail of apple juice, coke and a menthol, and saved myself from an expensive surgery.

I did NOT buy a Butterball Turkey this year, but not because somebody stupid is making employees bless them with nonsense, but because—THEY ARE TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE!

So, who won the Nobody’s Perfect award for this week?

My favorite stooge…Curly, because that man cannot cook…I thought I was bad.  I at least know enough to open the can before inserting it.

December 5, 2011 Posted by | humor, Just life, Uncategorized | , , , , | 4 Comments

Ron Paul’s Got Mail….

Nobody Reports

Now that Ron Paul is in second place, he’s on the attack for the front-runner, Newt Gingrich. Here’s the campaign video he is sending out all over the country, and let’s just say…I have yet to receive one email from Mitt Romney.

It has been reported, in fact whole books have been written about the fact that Obama’s most successful weapon against John McCain (Besides the fact that John was a Rhino) was that his people knew HOW to use the internet.

Maybe…Mitt sent me a telegram and I missed it.  

Ron Paul knows how to use it, and so does his son Rand. I’ve learned quite a bit by taking the time to read their emails.

Even though I get emails from Newt, I don’t read them. BUT…if he sent me a video…I might.

What does this mean? Ron Paul’s people are more tech-savey, or Newt thinks he’s got enough of the right people in his pocket.

Or maybe…Donald Trump is going to demolish Ron Paul for him.

Right now, the local drunk could run and probably win.

I’m…hopeful!

 

December 5, 2011 Posted by | political races, Ron Paul | , , | Leave a comment

Bret Baier: Puts the Toy BACK in the Box

Nobody’s Opinion

According to the Iowa polls, Mitt Romney has once again been knocked out of first place, not by Herman Cain retiring, (due to about 250 million phone calls made to a ‘friendly’ woman) but by Bret Baier, doing the job that most reporters have forgotten how to do. (see video)

Herman pulled out, and frankly–I’m disappointed. He kept saying he wasn’t guilty of sexual affairs,  and they were all lies, and I’m not going to let them get me…and ..Oh, well…I’m gone.

So, what’s that again? I thought you weren’t going to quit Herman?

Herman Cain is  “suspending” his run to be President. What exactlydoes that mean? Is he going to come back at a later date? Is he going to Hawaii to play golf? They can ALL suspend themselves to next November as far as I’m concerned. 

Nobody bets it has something to do with keeping the money, but then, you know me…follow the money and you will see the reason behind most everything.

But, back to the race: Here’s where they all stand:

Gingrich, with support of 25 percent of likely Republican caucus goers, is seven points ahead of the rising Ron Paul, who’s at 18 percent. Mitt Romney drops to third, at 16percent, denting his previously armor-plated Iowa polling average. Romney’s support stood at 22 percent last month.

Nobody Thinks the reason Romney fell was due to this very interview. I was watching it in real time and saying…”You go Bret, yeah! You got him! What? He’s trying to browbeat you? Don’t let him do it! He’s sweatin,’ Yeah baby!'”

Bret was a mightyman of determination. He didn’t let up, he threw Mitt fastballs, and left him lying face down, in a pool of his own melting ego.  You get the feeling that Mitt thinks it’s HIS turn to be President, and anyone trying to make him look bad, is just not nice.

But he looked nice. His hair all done slicked back, his shirt, Sunday School clean..but Romney seems to forget that we are living in the techie world where it doesn’t matter HOW good you clean up, video’s of past mistakes can be trumped up in a nano -second, and played back in your face.

Which is EXACTLY what Jon Huntsman did to him. Made a video out of it.

So–why didn’t Mitt defend himself better in this?

Gingrich has been brought down enough times to know that it’s just smart to admit you were wrong, whether you think you were or not.  You don’t even have to admit you’ve changed, let everyone assume it. And now, Muffin Man is leading with Ron Paul in second.

Gingrich, with support of 25 percent of likely Republican caucus goers, is seven points ahead of the rising Ron Paul, who’s at 18 percent. Mitt Romney drops to third, at 16percent, denting his previously armor-plated Iowa polling average. Romney’s support stood at 22 percent last month.

Ron Paul’s in second?

Ron Paul says:

“You have two choices. Either you can work you way out of this, or you wait until it collapses and you have to rebuild it.”

Uh…working our way out might take a few million years: How about we just start over? (By this, Nobody means the corruption runs deeper than any of us know.)

Anybody with me? (Stand up and pound on your remote control)

Nobody Knows if Mormonman Mitt is going to come back and take the lead. I wouldn’t count him out, but I doubt if he gives Bret Baier any more interviews. Still, if you look long-term: If Obama does another four years the country will be completely destroyed, and Donald Trump is not going to let us forget that.

Starting over will be painful, but much more exciting.

If Romney or Gingrich become President: it might end up being just another big, fat, stimulus, and almost everyone agrees…we’ve had enough stimulus.

It’s time to put the toy, BACK in the box.

December 4, 2011 Posted by | democrats, political races, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Jimmy Carter & Barack Obama…Pompous Peas in a Pod

Nobody Gets Emai

As soon as I complained bout not getting any political email—I got this.

All that comes to mind right now is: How DARE they?

Pompous incubuses.

December 3, 2011 Posted by | Angry Citizens, democrats, Obama | , | Leave a comment