Tom Beebe’s Tax Reforms
Nobody Gets Email
As many of may or may not know, this dribble the Congress is doing about Bush’s tax cuts staying in our paychecks is going to make us all very happy campers, what they are NOT mentioning is the malicious taxes that are going to go sky-high as soon as Obama is out of office, in 2013. It wasn’t just Obama that did Obamacare, and there should be some kind of law saying that a sitting President and Congress cannot pass laws and taxes, which only kick in AFTER the next election.
HA!
What do you expect? Decency? Honesty? Representatives of the people? We have a liar of great magnitude for a President, and a Congress that is just as bad. Perry’s right…they should all stay home.
This was sent to me by a NOBODY who has given a decent proposal, for serious tax reform. It shares a few shades of commonality with Herman Cain I believe, but it’s his own idea. I’m sure he would appreciate any comments that you would like to give on his ideas.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe for sending this in.) 
Part One
A PLAN TO REFORM TAXES AND ENTITLEMENTS
What is, to YOU, a fair tax plan? How can “entitlements”, including welfare, Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security, be improved? Consider these ideas and please tell me your thoughts on them. You can make this plan even better, and you can send it on to your Senators and congressmen to influence their votes.Americaneeds something better, something more honest, and above all something we can all understand. Please send your thoughts to me too.
Tom Beebe -or- tbeebe6535@yahoo.com
This is a proposal to replace all federal taxes and transfer payments, also known as “entitlements” with a single act. Please understand that “all federal taxes” includes many that we pay each day, such as the tax on each gallon of gasoline, or the corporate taxes which are paid each time you purchase a product or service from a corporation; where else but from you, their customer, do corporations get money to pay taxes? Furthermore, these taxes are multiplied many times on their way from the source of the product to you. Taxes are paid by the retailer with whom you trade. He, in turn, pays his supplier taxes as part of the price of his purchases, and on down the road. You have a right to know, and will be astonished to know, how much you are paying in taxes. This plan is an attempt to reveal that amount by consolidating all taxes into one payment. Remember that by eliminating the hidden taxes, the cost of your purchases will come down drastically. This is one of two ways this plan is aggressively “progressive”, a term describing taxes which are easier on the lower income households who spend a greater part of their income. The second element of this “progressivity” is the large personal exemptions.
The annual personal exemption is set as 2000 times the minimum hourly wage (2000 = 50 weeks times 40 hours per week). We have adopted a minimum wage as the least a worker should receive for his efforts. How, then, can we justify taking some of that sum from him in taxes? This exemption is allowed for every adult (20-65) in your household, and is reduced in steps for those younger, and increased in steps for those older, recognizing the differences in the cost of living to these on the opposite ends of the age span. This formula may be too much or too little as the economy changes, so the plan requires Congress to reset the wage each year, In that “resetting”, Congress will be determining the federal budget, which will be forever balanced. Actually, because Congress has overspent for decades, the plan uses the past year’s taxable income times the new flat tax rate, also set each year. Result? As long as the economy grows (as it does almost every year), a modest surplus will develop to pay off the debt over a period of many years. When the economy grows rapidly, the amount taken out to repay the debt is larger; in a recession, that amount is smaller, as is the budget for government spending.
Now beyond “transparency” the idea that you ought to know what taxes you’re paying, and “progressivity”, the idea that taxes ought to be paid (more) by those more able to pay them, what other modification to the idea of everyone paying the same, the “fair share” of taxes should be part of the plan? It’s reasonable that government policy should be designed to maximize growth, again for two reasons. First, “growth”, an increase in the wealth from which we all share, is in the interest of all. Second, growth means an increasing tax base. That in turn means more money to pay for legitimate government expenditures, like roads, law enforcement and other services without an increase in the tax rate. If this growth in the tax base exceeds the growth in the cost of government services, we’re getting more for the same portion of your income. We all want that.
What contributes to that growth? “Crony capitalism” and corruption resulted in a lot of special deals that contribute to the growth represented by and for special interests. A plan good for no special interest is good for us all. This plan suggests three things are of universal value in assisting growth. Those three are education, health care and investment. So this plan exempts those three expenses from taxable income. It does so broadly, so that government is not telling you what educational choices you make, what health care (and health care insurance) you buy, and what investments you make, (and charity is an investment). You can make those choices better than can Washington.
Many states and cities have been getting into financial trouble. It is not the Federal government’s duty to bail them out, or even correct the practices that got them in trouble. But if this plan makes sense, if it could correct the revenue problems that the other levels of government have encountered, then the federal government can help them out by making the plan available, optionally, to them. But the feds should not impose anything on those other levels of government.
Finally, after all the exemptions are taken, some will have more exemptions than deductions. Should they be helped, and to what extent? Consider calculating aid by multiplying their shortfall by the flat tax rate. As with taxes, their assistance will be reviewed by and adjusted as part of the budget process each year. That way, everybody pays the same rate from top, the “billionaires” to bottom, the least among us. For those whose income exceeds exemptions, they pay taxes equal to the rate times the excess. For the least among us, their income supplement, replacing Welfare, Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security and other “entitlements”, is reduced at the same rate. Is this fair to all?
Finally, if you have read plans that embrace sales or value-added taxes in lieu of or in addition to income taxes such as this, consider that an unlimited exemption for savings makes this plan exactly like s sales tax; if what you save is exempt, then you’re only paying taxes on what you spend.
Go Ahead…BUY the Bullets from China…
Nobody Gets Email:
I love it when my liberal friends send me stuff about guns. I own a shotgun, but I’d like to have one of these. Many of my friends who do a lot of hunting, have told me that bullets of any kind are getting hard to come by, so be careful what you buy…you might not be as lucky as this guy was.
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Check this out….44 Magnum accident. First it was baby formula, then pet food, but now you should watch out when buying anything from China, including bright shiny ammunition.
A guy came into the police department the other day to ask a favor. He had a S&W 629 (.44 Mag) that he wanted to dispose of after a mishap at the range. He said there was a loud bang when he tested his new ammo (Chinese made) and the gun smacked him in the forehead, leaving a nice gash. When the tweedy birds cleared from around his head, the pictures show that what he saw.
Bet he never uses Chinese made ammo again! Looks like when the round in the chamber went off, it also set off at least two other rounds in adjacent cylinders. I would have hated to been the one that pulled the trigger on that one! Really good reason for not buying cheap ammunition, or anything from China. They are proving this statement to be true:
You get what you pay for. 
(Thanks to JR)
And Now, A Word From Our Sponcer…
Nobody Flashes:
The world record for how many beer glasses one man can carry…still stands.
Nobody Remembers Christopher Hitchens
Nobody Remembers—
The first time I read Christopher Hitchens it was in Vanity Fair. I thought he was so magnificent, so blunt, so witty, so…slap you in the face brilliant, that I got a subscription to the magazine. Not since I’d read Dostoyevsky’s ” Crime and Punishment” had I found an author that I could really get excited about. And it’s no wonder—-I found out tonight that Christopher himself decided to become a writer after reading that very same book. 
Christopher was raised in the belly of the liberal Marxist/communist beast of Oxford during the sixties and he was THE radical protester. Vietnam, the Catholic church— he had an opinion on just about everything. He even protested the Queen. Being the son of a Scot-maybe it came a bit too easy. In fact, he wanted to do away with the monarchy.
During and after college, Christopher hung out with communists. He loved Trotsky, Stalin, and Che. While the rest of us moved along, which is easy to do when you get out of college and go into the REAL world, Chris stayed in that “liberal” cushion of fantasy, because it’s the card you have to play with if you want to play with the Gods of the “elite “university, and Chris wanted in that world and his mother saw to it that he got in.
It’s no wonder that Christopher grew up a liberal atheist—most colleges promote the dark Russian tormented soul, as if it some kind of sacrosanct mantle of superiority. College kids found it so cool back in the sixties to sit around and discuss Nietzsche: question God, Jesus ,and the Catholic Church, Hey, I did it. When you’re parents are working and you have nothing to do all day but go to class, you are eager to explore worlds your parents never talked about. I gave it a whirl..but got out of it pretty fast.
Not Christopher Hitchens. He took to liberalism like a beam of light to a worm hole.
He had no patience for Henry Kissinger, Michael Moore, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, Sarah Palin (?) and Prince Charles.
“He fell for the fake anthropologist Laurens van der Post. He was bowled over by the charms of homeopathic medicine. He has been believably reported as saying that plants do better if you talk to them in a soothing and encouraging way. But this latest departure promotes him from an advocate of harmless nonsense to positively sinister nonsense.”
Nobody Thinks the same.
He was so inspired by Jefferson that he wrote a book about him and became an American citizen on the steps of the Jefferson memorial.
Still…it bugged conservatives that Chris did not think God was real, and he stuck with that until he died. Add your mother committing suicide onto your liberal Oxford education, mixed that with a depression covered over by daily consumptions of alcohol, I’d say that convincing yourself otherwise would seem a waste of time, not to mention too great a task. 
Better to drink away any doubts you might have…and that’s what he did. By all accounts Christopher was an alcoholic, and it caught up to him. He was only 62 when he died today. If he had stopped drinking and smoking he might have lived longer. To explain his drinking he said :
“‘because it makes other people less boring. I have a great terror of being bored. Many great writers did some of their finest work when blotto, smashed, polluted, shitfaced, squiffy, whiffled, and three sheets to the wind.”
He’s right about that.
He must have been drunk when he wrote one of my favorite pieces of his called: “Why Women Aren’t Funny.”
Christopher Hitchens lived life witnessing and ranting against, what to him was a godless universe. No wonder he drank.
But– this Nobody Wonders if he got his wish. His wish was to know that GOD doesn’t exist, because if he didn’t then– Chris was right. And Chris would have liked that.
Being right. He made a habit out of it, when he finally got the hang of it.
Nobody Thinks that if God has an ego, it’s a lot bigger than Chris’s who by all accounts, was a rare breed of talent. I don’t think he will ever be bored again, if his soul survived. I also don’t think God is going to stand in line to kiss Chris’s ass, when he tells him he was wrong about God not existing.
I just thank God for putting him here in the first place…I have the rest of my life to catch up to his genius.
Nobody Flashes: One of the subjects Chris was passionately knowledgeable about was the Muslim world. Listen to him talk in the video from 2009, about the dangers of Iran, and then think again Ron Paul’s foreign policy: In fact, Nobody Wonders why NONE of our leaders speck with such knowledge.
Life is too short, and the untimely death of Christopher Hitchens is just another reminder. I could have gone another decade reading his rants.
He was …one of a kind.
Nobody Flashes “Burn It to the Ground” X-Mas Lights
Nobody Wonders—
What the name of this video is: I think it was called “Burn it to the Ground” but it was right next to, “The Best Way to Annoy Your neighbors!” so…take your pick.
Whatever. I thought it was fun. I’d be rocking in front of his house, with a bottle of something, and lots of candy, and my new funky hat.
Just about this time next week, we will all want to throw darts at Bing Crosby, and his “White Christmas.” because sometimes you can get too much of one thing.
Just thought I’d post something a bit different.
ENJOY!
Americans Need Their Guns, AND their Horses: The Story of Sargent Reckless
Nobody Wonders
While Nobody was concerned about kids getting fried stealing copper wire, it seems Obama has put another “stealing” warning on our heads.
When Obama was in China, the conversations must have went something like this:
Obama: Uh..well, we haven’t got the farms quite up to shovel ready yet your honor, we still have lots of people to train to grow that food, but, uh…I can get you some meat..if you don’t mind horse. “
And so, Obama, while visiting the great Asian Kings, pulled out his trusty automated signature machine in Washington D.C. and signed very quietly into law, horse slaughter.
Not since Frank and Jesse James made horse stealing a lucretive way of life, has our great Grand Bubba of a leader put a mark on every live horse in the United States.
I get it. He doesn’t like old people. He doesn’t like horses. But Bo gets his own jet.
Let us remind the President that the horse, like the faithful dog, has historically been in synch with man, as a lasting, true, and loyal companion to the rich and the poor before Mary and Joseph rode into Bethlehem on his cousin the donkey.
How callous, how cruel, how inhumane. It wasn’t enough that Americans have to pay for abortions all over the world, we now have condemned the noble horse to fodder food for peasants in Asia.
What a President we have.
If not for the noble horse, in the scale of evolution, man wouldn’t even be using an IPHONE to make his Christmas list.
It was the horse that carried Marco Polo to China in the first place. It was the horse that hauled the wagons of American settlers out west. Without the horse, the dark ages would have lasted forever.
The horse has hauled, and plowed, and pulled, and ran, and carried men into battle, delivered the mail, with never a complaint, and THIS is how he is rewarded?
Think of all the famous horses in history: Man O’War, Secretariat, Seattle Slew, Mr. Ed, and Trigger. General Custer’s horse Comanche was the sole survivor of the Battle of the Bighorn.
Alexander the Great had a horse named Bucephalus. Only Alexander could mount this steed and Bucephalus would always kneel to allow him to do so. Passing at 30 years old, Alexander built a city in his favorite horses honor and called it Bucephalae.
Genghis Khan couldn’t have seeded half the earth’s population without his army of horses. Asia might not be here if not for his nighttime frolics.
The White House spin on this “we must slaughter our own horse again” is that since the ban, we are sending the horses to Canada and Mexico to be slaughtered. Jobs of slaughtering horses are going overseas.
I suppose the “horse slaughtering union” is up in arms.
Here’s the problem: only the rich will be able to afford horses in the near future, the middle class will no longer have the money to afford to keep them.
Obama sees a win/win situation here.
Once again, Obama helps the rich, and condemns the poor in his own country.
It seems propitious that Steven Spielberg has just release a move about a famous horse. I don’t think it’s just a coincidence. Some would even say, that “cash for clunkers”, and slaughtering horses again, fit right up there wit the “if we are attacked with an EMP and you can’t start your car, there won’t be many horses around either. HA!” government conspiracy. (old cars can start up after an EMP)
I think we should all go see it Speilburg’s movie, and get this stupid “slaughtering horse” law banned…again.
Any man who thinks it’s okay to eat horse, is a monster.
If that’s the case, then dogs will be next. China LOVES dog meat.
And I’m going to shut up now before I say something really horsy about a man who sells our horses to China.
The Noble Black Beauty — he is not.
We should ban the law, and ban the export of horses.
Let the zoo animals eat steak. Let the White House animal ride off into the China sunset, and eat tofu for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It’s the least we can do for the our best companions who have served us so well in history.
America…we not only need to keep our guns, we need to keep our horses.
We might need them some day. I’m just saying.
Nobody Has a Man of the Year
Nobody’s Fool
Time Magazine’s “man of the year” was the “protester.” If you ask this Nobody, it should have been Daniel Hannan.
In the finest British traditions of Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill, Daniel is fast becoming “The Man of the Decade.”
You don’t have to know anything about what is going on in Europe not to appreciate the points he makes.
Our politicians tell us pretty much the same thing. FU.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to amfortas)
There’s Stealing—and Then There’s Stupid
Nobody Cares
While Obama and all his supporters are going around claiming that things really aren’t so bad, and have improved, as you can see by the pictures, not everyone is having a great time.
First: In downtown Dallas, copper thieves were trying to pull a 13,200 volt live wire out of a conduit. Note the bolt cutter and the copper wire on the ground.
The economy is so bad, that metals are being stolen everywhere. Pipes, wires, cables, gutters, air conditioners are being stripped of their copper coils. Add to that copper plumbing, generators, and that’s just the beginning!
I’m waiting for the mufflers to be yanks off of cars…siding off houses…handle bars off of baby carriages…
This is what happens when you replace science class with recycling class. Nobody Blames Al Gore.
Second: Somewhere in Longview, Washington State, 31- YEAR-OLD UNIDENTIFIED MAN (Uh, how did they know he was 31 if he was unidentified?) stole four items from a store: a Marilyn Manson CD, a bike inner-tube, a bike lock, and a quart of oil.
Evidently, he was going to go home, put on his Manson CD, put a new inner tube on his bike, and ride to the local service station and steal a quart of oil. This 31-year-old Manson wannabe was a prime example of “It takes one to know one.” Being a thief himself, he bought a lock for his bike. No one was going to steal that bike from him.
Still, he wasn’t so smart when he took a hatchet to a police man’s ear when caught stealing. He left his ‘stolen’ items in the cart, which mean, his fingerprints are all over them.
That shows…real thinking.
Does Obama care about the massive stealing that been going on lately? Does he care that we have a nation of morons? (Don’t answer that.)
Did Osama bin Laden care about his wife when he used her as a body guard?
I’m just saying.
Not much “caring” going on right now in the White House. So, Nobody Thinks we should all remember those famous words of a well-loved famous American that I tell myself every day:
“Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.”
John Wayne
Something tells me, neither one of these guys were John Wayne fans.
Google’s Christmas Card
Nobody Flashes
Good Christians fear not: Nobody is trying to make fun of the Christian religion.
I thought this was a very creative way to help ME figure out, all that I don’t know about the internet!
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
Newt Gives Us Occan’s Razor Full of EMP’s
Nobody Knows
We are coming into to the important Republican caucus in Iowa, and the front runner, Newt Gingrich, is going full force into announcing the biggest fear we have in facing our country: an EMP attack.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: What national security issue do you worry about that nobody is asking about, either here or in any of the debates so far?
NEWT GINGRICH: An electromagnetic pulse attack, which would literally destroy the country’s capacity to function.
Great. It’s the, “We are all going die.” scenario again. 
Is that why they keep playing sitcoms where the world is destroyed and people come back and live on the farm and everyone is really happy without cell phones, Lady Gaga, and the View?
In the sitcom, TERRA NOVA, the world is destroyed and people go BACK in time to start over. In THE WALKING DEAD, a virus creates walking Zombies, and a small group of people try to survive by living on a farm. In the movie 2012…the whole world is destroyed, with the ultimate message being, that the cream of the crop of humanity (being the elites in power) have already got tickets to the only boats in town. But, they are truly concerned about one lonely author, who they save to redeem their own consciousness and make you think they really are good people after all. Leaders of all the countries were saved! Rejoice!
I’m so tired of the world being destroyed by Hollywood. Come on…give us a break.
The propaganda on our TV’s is overwhelmingly pointing to the scenario that “Hey, your little world is about to be socially reengineered, but it’s okay because right now you have American Idol!”
Our politicians have cried wolf so many times— (WMD;s—We have to bail out the banks or the world will fall apart—-Pass my bills or Social Security checks will end and grandma will die—-Veterans won’t get paid or receive medical assistance—kids will starve—Obama won’t be able to take a vacation– etc) that when the REAL threat comes, how are we going to believe the messenger?
We may not believe that messenger because much of it has been a bluff before. Why should we believe any of them? Here’s a bit from the news:
The sad thing is that we are spending hundreds of billions of dollars hunting down “terrorists” in caves on the other side of the globe and we have been told that because of “national security” it is necessary for our private areas to be touched before we are allowed to get on an airplane, but our government is doing essentially nothing to address what is perhaps our biggest security vulnerability.
The president of the Center for Security Policy, Frank Gaffney, is convinced that a single EMP attack could result in the deaths of the vast majority of the population of the United States…“Within a year of that attack, nine out of 10 Americans would be dead, because we can’t support a population of the present size in urban centers and the like without electricity”
It has been estimated that the entire power grid could potentially be protected for about 20 billion dollars. Considering the fact that we have spent over 400 billion dollars in Afghanistan, I think that we could afford it. Yet the Bush administration and the Obama administration have just stood there and have done nothing. Our idiocy is astounding.
This morning on FOX news, they showed a big map of the areas that would be literally burnt to a crisp electronically from an EMP attack. It covered the whole Midwest, and most of Mexico….but funny…it left the lights on in New York, the whole state of Florida, and the entire state of California. Mmm….homes of the rich and famous would be protected. Tea party people…will die.
Now, WHO should we believe attacked us if this happened? Sounds like an Obama dream. 
As I was looking at the map, I wondered, since all our military bases are “protected” why the Midwest? Because of the food? And why all of Mexico?
FOX said it would be easy for Iran to launch an EMP from a boat offshore. Is this a statement to put fear in our hearts that Iran is dangerous? (Ron Paul, as you know, thinks it all overrated) And should we expect a strike on Iran soon? Is this the, “They have EMP’s!, scenario? They probably do, but it’s getting so you can’t trust OUR elected people, and if you look at the polls, I’m not alone in this thought.
Last year, there was a special on CNN with all the past and present National Security people doing a mock EMP attack scenario TV.
It scared the EMP’s out of me.
Leading the experts at the mock attack was Michael Chertoff, former Homeland Security Secretary and founder of the Cheroff groups, a security consulting firm whose clients include manufactures of that fine example of American invention…the full body scanner.
Also on the panel, was none other than Bill Richardson, who as Clinton’s Secretary of Energy, went to N. Korea and supplied them with plutonian, on the orders from his boss. The North Koreans turned around and made that plutonian into nukes. It was Bill Richardson who also appointed Wen Ho Lee to Los Alamos, where he was suspected to have given the Chinese government nuclear secrets.
But…what if Newt is right?
Yousaf M. Butt, (notice first name) a consultant with Federation of American Scientists, who last year did a lengthy analysis of EMP for The Space Review, a weekly online journal, said, “If terrorists want to do something serious, they’ll use a weapon of mass destruction — not mass disruption.”
Yet Mr. Gingrich’s warnings remain persistently urgent. “Without adequate preparation, we would basically lose our civilization in a matter of seconds.” The prospect of relatively short-range missiles being used to mount an EMP strike compounds the challenge to our modest anti-missile systems. They may or may not be able to contend with missiles launch And that’s the scary part.
Politicians have been using primal fear for a long now just to get their bills passed, and to take our freedoms away. So, that now…you can’t be sure if a politician is using fear to get elected, or if they are truly being sincere.
Nevertheless, Nobody Thinks…Look what a terrible job our government did protecting us on 9/11, Katrina, the Golf Oil Spill, and the Wall Street debacle. Their track record is atrocious.
Nobody also thinks that all this money that is disappearing has gone into building fine protections for the elites if and when the times comes. It’s also sadly true, that they are hiring people to man the FEMA camps all over the country.
If you go by their actions, Occam’s Razor is the only choice you have. (Gives me an excuse to buy more peanut butter! )
It’s sharp on both sides, no matter how you slice it.
(GOD, I HATE writing such depressing stuff. Next blog..funny…promise.)
Nobody’s Perfect: Gene Simmons VS Madonna
Nobody’s Perfect
Gene Simmons got in trouble for calling Madonna a karaoke singer last week.
Well, good for him.
The whole interview that Gene Simmons did on the sidewalk was better than this clip, (I couldn’t find it) but I have to agree with Gene on this one. They say here that Madonna is bigger than KISS right now, but I beg to differ. Madonna was replaced long ago with Mariah, and Beyoncé, and Lady Gaga…I don’t know what these people are smoking but maybe they actually think THIS Madonna is somebody else, She has had so much plastic surgery she doesn’t even look like herself. In fact, I’m trying to figure out just what they stuffed in her whole lower jaw to make it stick out. Blubber? Glue? Foam rubber?
Not that it’s a BAD thing…in her case.
Anyway, having had to perform LIVE for years as a drummer/singer/keyboradest..I agree with Gene. Live music is better. It’s just that now, when the singers are DANCING so much, they can’t possibly keep up the singing and still not miss a note. So they sing along to a tape, and then the sound man ups their mike when they are talking so you THINK they are actually singing live, when they are not. Just about every act you see today, is singing or mouthing along with the tape.
Years ago, I saw the Rolling Stones in concert, and I was shocked when Keith Richards fell down off the stage, and Mick stopped singing to go pick him up…and low and behold, the music kept going. Mick’s voice was still there, and Keith’s guitar solo went on, even though his guitar was down in the orchestra pit.
What was really funny, is that everyone in the audience was so stoned, nobody noticed that they weren’t really playing OR singing but me–which is why the Stones can play on until they are over 100.
I don’t think Paul McCartney does it, because remember, the Beatles played live every night for 8 years in Hamburg before they started making it big in England. Also, Paul doesn’t dance. And Gene Simmons idolizes the Beatles and he wouldn’t if they played to tapes.
The amazing thing is that Gene could have gone further and told us all about all the rest of the groups that do it…but he didn’t.
Will Madonna do her same old act at the Superbowl? Let’s hope not.
So on New Years’s Eve when you’re watching your favorite singer … If it sounds too perfect…he’s singing along with himself. (or herself) It really is karaoke. He can’t miss!
Not that it will matter, but real musicians are thanking Gene for bringing it up.
By the way, Gene had plastic surgery, and STILL looks like, Gene Simmons, and I’m not sure just what that means.
Nobody Flashes: Chuck Woolery Leaves White Squirrels in Budget
Nobody Flashes
I can’t help myself. Nobody is getting some great emails that just can’t wait. This guy cracks me up, and also tells you how simple it would be to cut $1.5 trillion dollars off the budget. Something that no one in Congress can bring themselves to do.
Who knew there were White Squirrels?
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Pattie)
Tebowing to the Kleptocracy
Nobody’s Opinion
Last week, everyone was talking about the Tumpster putting on his own Republican Debate with Newsmax. One after another—candidates were saying,”Uh..no..uh…I have to go to my hairdresser.” By the end of the week, the only two left standing, were Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum.
Ron Paul had a date with someone named destiny, and Mitt was counting his money. Perry was…watching football.
But…out of nowhere, much to my Nobody surprise.. There they all were debating! Who knew? They were standing in front of two Obama lovers: Clinton’s George Stephanopoulos and Diane (I’ve never read Mark Twain) Sawyer, both whom asked leading questions, just it seems, to make all the candidates look bad.
If you didn’t catch the moment when Diana Sawyer whined about how Americans are obese and don’t eat right or exercise and what should the leaders do, then you missed it. Ron Paul pretty much told her it’s none of the government’s business. For me that was a definite highlight.
The fact that they put this on so quickly means that the last thing they wanted to do was have the American people get to see someone like Donald Trump, who knows what’s going on..to have any say so at all. And they might be right: He would have taken it over. Still, we would have found out more from him than George or Diane.
They all had some good moments in answers, but there’s no clear Secretariat here, and that’s why we’re all –Tebowing.
Nobody’s Perfect
Over in Brussels, Sarkosy and Merkel tried their very best to keep the European Union on that fast track to a non-representative government where no nation has sovereignty but..Germany. 
Uh…haven’t we been there before?
Germany – Europe’s biggest economy – was intent on changing the European Union’s treaty to enshrine stricter budget discipline and penalties for countries that failed to adhere to them, to ensure there could be no repeat of the current crisis. From the German perspective, only by reforming economies, cutting social programs can they survive.
Oh, that should go over well.
Nevertheless there was one man standing alone when it came time to vote. The vote was 26-1. Cameron of England said, “No thanks, England will remain England. ” and for that he got royally snubbed when he offered his hand to Sarkosy.
Nobody’s Perfect when you are the odd man out, and for once, this Nobody is extremely glad for what Sarkosy and Merkel consider to be a most imperfect vote.
Churchill would be proud.
But he wouldn’t be so proud of this act by Obama…
Nobody Knows
-How did Iran get a top-secret spy plane of the United States when obviously it wasn’t flying over Ahmadinejad’s head or it would have knocked him back into Satan’s hellhole? 
Obama is not concerned about it at all, and no matter how many terrorists Obama has killed, losing this most top secret drone erases just about everything else he wants to brag about.—Or maybe he didn’t “lose” it. Maybe he sold it, because he really is made at Netenyahu.
Let’s hope it’s a dummy.
And speaking of dummies and drones…
Nobody Wins—
When our own government is using drones to spy on its own citizens to help the local police. That’s what happened in North Dakota, and it’s disgusting that they are using drones on us.
Look for more drones here. I saw my first one at the tea party here in St. Louis in 2006. At least they didn’t pull out the lasers.
Yes, the police are going to use lasers on crowds. They don’t want you to blind a pilot with that, but it’s okay to laser protesters now? How about if we were all driving electric cars?
At least with water all you did was get wet— now you could end up with permanent blindness.
Add that to the list of tyranny. Obama continued attack on our rights: making it illegal to have your kids work on your farm, and telling churches who they can hire.
We are fast becoming Russia.
And speaking of Russia
Nobody Wonders 
“You cannot beat up and arrest hundreds of thousands or millions,” Navalny said in a statement from jail that was read out to demonstrators on Saturday. “We are not cattle or slaves.”He called Putin’s ruling party a collecton of “swindlers and thieves.” which struck a chord with millions disgusted by the ostentatious wealth of Moscow’s elite. (Our elites are very GOOD at hiding thier wealth or more would be saying that here.)
Hopefully when he’s finished with Russia, he’ll come help us.
Nobody Cares
In other news, we are finally going to get to hear the great Princess Chelsea Clinton speak. I was beginning to think she was either a deaf-mute, or spoke like Caroline Kennedy. I can’t wait to see that witnessing her father in the White House, didn’t damage her vocal chords. (Just kidding–she talked for her mother when she was running for President.)
I bet even Billy Bush is proud.
It pays to be the child of Presidents…you get to start out at the top! The 315,000 who dropped out of the labour market last month(a number which exceeded the 120,000 new jobs created his month) just stopped looking for one.
Nobody’s Fool
And this brings me to the last thought: The headlines tonight on Drudge is about a quarterback, named Tim Tebow praying. Before and after the game, he kneels and thanks to “Jesus.” A lot of people don’t like it: a lot of people do.
He also says one of the most important quotes of the century in my Nobody Opinion: He stresses that football is just a game and that God doesn’t care who wins.
That’s right. God doesn’t care who wins a football game. But you and I should care who wins this war of destruction on our freedoms and way of life. The world hs been plundered by a gang of elites rulers and plutocrats, and many of them, along with the top people in our country, are trying to form a Kleptocracy.
A Kleptocracy is a government that plunders from its own people transferring wealth by threat of force from commoners to the upper classes.
Think “global carbon tax” and that pretty much sums it up.
It’s not just the United State, or Russia, or Egypt, or China…it’s happening everywhere.
Mr. Tebow has it right. In any fight…God…really most any god, will give any man, any woman, and any nation the home-field psychological advantage every time.
We should remember that. Do we want the Arabs to have such a psychological advantage?
Do you want to Tebow to their god, because that’s what they will command of you if they win their plans of global domination.
God IS hope, that’s what Nobody Thinks.
Having said that…Nobody Remembers the last time Obama went to church with his family…do you?
He did today.
Obama must have been watching football. 
All We Want For Christmas Is For Them To Come Home!
Nobody Gets Email
If you haven’t seen this…now’s the TIME!
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Rocket Man)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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