Uh…I missed a couple of calls….
Nobody Wonders
I only got to watch an hour of the Benghazi testimony today, but there was one thing that I wondered about. It was in the beginning testimony that came from Gregory Hicks: 
GREGORY HICKS: Thank you, Mr. Chairman. As I remember Sept. 11th, 2012, it was a routine day at our embassy and — until we saw the news about Cairo. And I remember sending a text message to Ambassador Stevens saying, Chris, are you aware of what’s going on in Cairo? And he said, no. So I told him that the embassy in — in another text, that the embassy had been stormed and they were trying to tear down our flag. And he said, thanks very much. And, you know, then I went on with business.
Closed the day and I went back to my villa and was relaxing, watching a television show that I particularly like, and at 9:45 p.m. — and all times will be Libyan times, there’s a six-hour time difference — the RSO [Regional Security Officer], John Martinec, ran into my villa, yelling, Greg, Greg, the consulate’s under attack. And I stood up and reached for my phone because I had an inkling or a thought that perhaps the ambassador had tried to call me to relay the same message, and I found two missed calls on the phone, one from the ambassador’s phone, one from a phone number I didn’t recognized.
Now I am certainly no expert on foreign affairs, but I thought the fact that not only did Congressman Issa take more than his share of time giving all kinds of great credentials in his introduction to this guy, when Gregory got to speak, he continued his long litany of just what an expert his is: Two masters degrees, speaks Farsi, countless awards–let’s just say truckloads more than Hillary Clinton OR ‘President’ Obama.
And yet–if I had received a call that Cairo was being attacked, and I also knew that I was in a hot spot called Libya, pretty much unprotected, I don’t’ think I would have gone home and watched TV. And I certainly would have had my cellphone right by my side while I was watching my favorite program. It’s just common sense.
Don’t get me wrong, the rest of his testimony was how brave all the state department people were throughout the attack. Almost as if he was trying to make sure no one else got demoted, as he did.
Still…that little fact of going home to watch TV…makes me wonder just how bright this guy really was. His testimony was lame at best. Like..”I loved my job, and I was good at it, and people were killed and it wasn’t my fault so give me my job back.” sort of thing.
None of that takes the blame off of Hillary at all. The attack of Benghazi falls on her and Obama. But this guy would not go so far to admit that.
To have this guy as your best witness? What were they thinking?
What most people heard was: I’m a good Government worker–ask anyone!
Unless we hear some real blame, this will just be a show for the Democrats to further slim the Republicans. 
Nobody Knows: Syria, Underage Sex, Gays, More Sex, Hurricane Sandy
Nobody Knows
Obama’s Red Line
Nobody Knows exactly why Obama came out today to talk about why he is hesitating on rushing into Syria— although he drew a line in the sand when Syria used chemical weapons, the tough guy now claims they don’t know who the chemical weapons belonged to, so he’s not going to jump to conclusions like he did when that white cop tried to arrest his black professor friend.
No…he didn’t say that. He just talked forever and like a good politician, said nothing. 
President Obama said during a press conference Tuesday that the use of chemical weapons in Syria could be a “game changer” in the U.S. response to the conflict, but he made clear his administration first needs more evidence. the rebels have specifically requested antitank weapons and surface-to-air missiles. weapons are falling into the hands of al-Qaeda-linked Islamist militants fighting alongside Syrian opposition forces.
Nobody Knows if he is going to give the Syrian rebels, who are Al-Quada, all the weapons they want, because according to many sources he is already doing it. That’s what Benghazi was about according to many reports. Obama was using Benghazi to transfer weapons to the rebels in Syria Via Turkey.
This way, when we see American weapons in the hands of Al Qaeda he can just say they got those weapons after Benghazi…giving himself protection.
Obama isn’t going up against Putin: He’s not that smart.
The Morning After Pill
Your Obama government wants to let 15- year-olds have sex: It’s okay. “We got your back!”
Today, Plan B One-Step is sold behind pharmacy counters, and buyers must prove they’re 17 or older to buy it without a prescription. Tuesday’s decision by the Food and Drug Administration lowers the age limit and will allow the pill to sit on drugstore shelves next to spermicides or other women’s health products and condoms — but anyone who wants to buy it must prove their age at the cash register.
So…you see, if you’re 15, you can buy the pill and hand it over to your 12 year old sister. 
Makes sense to me.
And speaking of “this doesn’t make sense”
Feminists Gets Attention:
Nobody Knows just how bored young women are these days:
PITTSBURGH (KDKA) – Students at Carnegie Mellon say it’s freedom of expression, but the Catholic Diocese of Pittsburgh calls it inappropriate and disrespectful. At an annual art school parade, a female student dressed up as the pope, and was naked from the waist down while she passed out condoms.
Even more, witnesses say the woman had shaved her pubic hair in the shape of a cross.
I would like to know how many witnesses saw this cross, wouldn’t you? I bet Nobody Knows but Nobody Wonders how many of them had a religious experience upon the mere sight?
Gays in Sports
Obama got so excited about a black gay basketball player saying he was gay..that he called him on the phone and immediately the press took the hint and proclaimed that all gays should come out of the closet because jocks are, let’s face it: Not fond of gays.
And one jock got a lot of flak for speaking his mind;.
Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III on Tuesday complained about the “tyranny of political correctness” currently holding Americans “hostage.” His comments, posted on his official Twitter account, come as some people are demanding the Redskins change their team name because of its “racist” meaning.
“In a land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness,” Griffin tweeted.
So far, there are no reports that Obama has called Griffin and praised him on his courage.
I would. Hand me the phone.
Remember Hurricane Sandy?
The Hurricane that pushed a lame-duck President back into office because the Republican New Jersey Governor, (Chris Christie) got Obama to help him push a $60 billion dollars check over to his state, has not been forgotten by the poor people that suffered from it.
Youttube wouldn’t let me transfer the video..but here is Chris moaning about how hard it is to get all that money to the people that need it.Chris Christie
It’s just SO hard to manage that kind of money. (Really. Give it to me, I’ll hand it out.)
Nevertheless, it’s been six months and the poor people up in New York and Jersey are still living without electric, and houses, and almost 200 families are about to be homeless again.
“I think the next six months will be a whole lot better than the previous six, and that’s because we learned from the mistakes of Katrina in how to put this thing together,” Schumer said.
Really? If they learned from Katrina, why didn’t they use what they learned in the first six months?
I would laugh and say, “You gotta love a politician!” but…I can’t. Sorry.
Nobody Knows where all that money will end up, but you can bet, it will not go to the victims of Hurricane Sandy.
Nobody Knows: Boxing, Matthews, Ricin, Affleck, Internet Taxes
Nobody Knows
Terrorist or Boxing Brain Dead?
Nobody wants to know: Where were the tears from Obama, when he described how cold and heartless it was to place a bomb right at the feet of an innocent 8-year-old boy in Boston? After Sandy Hook, Obama was tearing up so much, people were handing his teleprompter Kleenex’s’. But this attack, left only a pretend to wipe of the corner of the eye.
Nobody Knows if it’s because only three people were killed, or because they did NOT use guns. And the guns they did have were illegal. Or more likely, they weren’t wearing NRA tee-shirts.
The democrats are having a very hard time trying to reconcile the fact that once again we were attacked by Muslim terrorists. The spin control experts went into full “let’s water that down” mode, and called it a ‘religious’ problem. You know…just like the Christians? No difference here.
For the last few days, the poor liberals are having the most frustrating time trying to find out what in the world caused these two normal Porsche driving, dope smoking, regular college boys to want to commit a horrible crime?
And one found the answer: It was Boxing. (via The Right Scoop)
Could the amateur boxing career of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the deceased suspect in last week’s Boston Marathon bombings, have had a role in the massacre? That’s a question leading brain researchers at Boston University’s School of Medicine hope medical examiners look into when they perform an autopsy of the 26-year-old who was killed during a firefight with law enforcement officials early Friday morning.
Nobody Knows if boxing can be blamed for the two brothers shooting a cop in the head so they could get his gun, only to find out, they couldn’t get it out of his holster. But I think we can safely say that there might have been some logical damage in the brain department there.
And speaking of brain damage:
Brain damage or liberal?
Chris Matthews is upset too. He just can’t figure out, and cannot comprehend, how two young American boys, who were going to college in Boston, driving around in Mercedes, could possibly do such a thing:
CLINT VAN ZANDT, FBI PROFILER: No, it’s really coming together. I mean, there’s — as terrible as this case is and was, there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of heavy lifting. We’ve got the two primary individuals. It’s obvious that they had hands on the devices. The pieces we don’t have, Chris, are where was their inspiration? Where did they get the guidance? Who taught them how to build the bombs? Where did they build them? These are a lot of questions.
MATTHEWS: Why is that important? Why is that important to — is that important to prosecuting? I mean, what difference does it make why they did it if they did it? I’m being tough here. But I don’t know whether, when you look at all this evidence —
What difference does it make how anyone gets killed said Hillary Clinton. Didn’t Hillary say the exact same thing about the poor dead guys in Benghazi? It makes no difference how anybody dies. They’re just dead. Don’t judge. It’s all the same.
Can we assume both Hillary and Matthews have been boxing?
Boxing at the Justice Department:
On the other hand, Nobody Knows how the Justice Department made the big mistake, of arresting the wrong guy in last week’s Ricin scare:
During a court hearing yesterday, lawyers for Curtis contended that he had been framed and pointed investigators toward James Everett Dutschke, a 41-year-old Tupelo man with whom Curtis has feuded. Like Curtis, Dutschke is a martial arts expert, a musician, and a Mensa member.
So…we are to believe that a person with a high IQ sent the letters to the President actually thinking that logically, in this day and age, Obama would personally open it, and thereby die? 
SURE we are! He’s a Republican. They had the wrong guy, obviously.
(Nobody Knows how much boxing is going on at the workout gyms of the Justice Department, but Nobody suspects a LOT. )
And speaking of the wrong guy.
Boxing at the movies:
Ben Affleck is helping out the new globalization redistribution project:
Oscar winner Ben Affleck is joining in the effort to promote the Live Below the Line poverty-awareness and fundraising campaign, according to published reports.
The anti-poverty campaign challenges those who sign up to live on $1.50 a day for food and drink for five days.
The figure is derived from the World Bank’s definition of extreme poverty. About 1.4 billion of the world’s 7 billion people live on less than $1.50 a day, according to the charity’s
So Ben is going to live on $1.50 a day…how? Will he park his limo in McDonald’s?
The real cause of poverty: Hint: it’s not boxing.
Nobody Knows it: but I suspect that after the internet taxes kick in, we will all have to learn how to live on $1.50.
Senate bill S.336, the Marketplace Fairness Act of 2013, would address the longstanding issue of the online sales tax. The Washington Post has a good rundown that outlines in simple terms the issues pertaining to the bill:
To start, collecting taxes online in every state can be a technical nightmare for many smaller companies. The technical issues in mapping all the appropriate state and local taxes to their proper destinations can be complex and cumbersome for retailers that aren’t necessarily equipped with all the technical resources of larger companies. It would also require changes from many states and localities. Obama has indicated that he supports the bill, according to White House spokesman Jay Carney.
White House spokesman Jay Carney says the Senate bill would level the playing field for small businesses and brick-and-mortar retailers that are undercut by online companies.
Nobody Knows how “level” that playing field is now, but right now, it’s the big companies that always win. What this really means is that the divide between the rich and the poor is only going to get bigger.
We might all have to take up boxing to survive.
Nobody Knows: Boston, Thatcher, Tea Party, Hangovers, Family Guy
Nobody Knows
BOSTON: You would think this video would be all over the cable news program, but no…all they are talking about is how people lost their limbs, when the bomb went off at the Boston Marathon. They are not showing you the carnage, because if they did, it might get a lot of people really mad….and not only at the terrorists but because the Boston Police said they had no clue that this was going to happen before it happened. Nobody Knows if bomb sniffing dogs are a routine thing at all events, but I agree with this guy….not usually.
Boston police deny the existence of any drill.
Will they ever admit that they had suspicions that a bomb was going to go off? Nobody Knows, but I wouldn’t count on it. It goes back to my theory on the FIRST REPORT. I heard Megyn Kelly on FOX today say that first reports are usually wrong, but the first reports coming from the Boston scene said that they had found two other bombs that had not detonated. These were reports by local authorities, and then it was changed…to there were no second bombs. So, do you believe the first report or the second?
You know what this Nobody Thinks. Also, we keep seeing the same film from the first bomb…but what about the second bomb? Nobody is talking about that one. And we are not seeing any pictures from that site. Also— nobody is talking about the third victim who was a Chinese National.
The only thing we do know is that Nobody Knows ….much. Nobody Thinks Boston must be near Benghazi.
MARGARET THATCHER’s FUNERAL
Obama will not be sending anyone to represent his administration to Margaret Thatcher’s Funeral.
Lest we forget, Obama sent three official envoys to Hugo Chavez’s funeral: Rep. Gregory Meeks, a New York Democrat, and former Rep. William Delahunt, a Democrat from Massachusetts, and the U.S. Embassy Caracas Chargé d’Affaires James Derham.
(They were joined by Jesse Jackson, Jr, and Sean Penn and other luminaries from the US.)
Nobody Knows why Obama keeps insulting the British, but when he sends regards to other communist dictators, you would think the left would admit that he favors communists. No, they would admit that Obama is a homosexual who prefers old white guys before they would ever admit that he prefers communists. To the left, Obama is as American as Cherry Pie. According to them, Communists do not exist anymore…only Progressives. Just ask Bill Clinton.
You know what this means? If I was X- President George H.W. Bush, I’d try not to die in the next four years
MONEY FOR DRUNKS
Obama gave the Pakistanis $500 million so they could celebrate the bombing of Boston in a proper way. Right now, they are rejoicing in the streets. He also gave money for brain research, (Obama’s second love besides golf and parties at the White House is giving away money.) and now, scientists want Obama to give them some big bucks for further research into a pill to get rid of hangovers.
Scientists at University of California, Davis, apparently unsatisfied with the preferred post-drinking-binge remedy of Bloody Marys and breakfast burritos, are arguing that the U.S. needs to fund more research on hangover cures. Why? Because the “related absenteeism and poor job performance” associated with hangovers costs U.S. companies $148 billion per year, according to NBCNews.com. That comes out to about $2,000 per working adult.
Everyone knows that in a depression, everyone drinks…and then they can’t go to work the next day because frankly, what’s the point? Scientists just don’t know why that is.
Why should we spoil it for them?
Will Obama give them money to research this very important national problem? Sure he will! Think of all the college students that would sign-up to get PAID to get drunk. They’d have those student loans paid off in no time.
THE TEA PARTY TERRORISTS
Chris Matthews and Michael Moore are right up there with Obama in speculationg that it was a Tea Party Partrot that bombed the people:
Chris Matthews said:
“Normally, domestic terrorist people tend to be on the far right, although that’s not a good category,” Matthews said on Monday’s show. “Extremists, let’s call them that. Do they advertise after they do something like that? Do they try to get credit as a group or do they just hate America so much, or its politics, or its government, that they just want to do the damage – that they don’t care if they get public credit if you will.”
Even though Obama’s has actaul ties to a real terrorist, one who has killed with bombs, Bill Ayers—a man he still talks to, Nobody Knows why nobody has tied Obama to the killings. 
FAMILY GUY
In the meantime it was let out that three weeks ago, Family Guy had an episode on, where the cartoon character blew up all the runners at the Boston Marathon so that he could win the race. Body parts were everywhere.
Talk about Hollywood influence. Can we blame the creator of Family Guy for suggesting to the nutcase that did this…to imitate his idea?
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane created a cartoon which made fun of terrorist bombings and depicted mutilated Boston Marathon runners, yet he is labeling people who merely talk about the episode as “abhorrent”.
Tivo and others are now removing the episode from their systems, which is strange given that the episode is supposedly a “hoax” and doesn’t exist, according to the media.
Nobody wants the first report on this: and here it is.
Nobody Remembers the Land Mines in Japan
Nobody Remembers
When America dropped the bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, the argument for whether that was a humane thing to do, is still being debated. Many people said that we should have continue the war and sooner or later we could have overtaken Japan as we did Germany, rather than killing all those innocent lives.
But..what many people don’t know, is that the Japanese had developed a nonmetallic land mine that could not be detected by any known means. They planted these mines in random patterns across the beaches of Japan and along all possible invasion routes. Estimates of deaths from those land mines alone ran into the hundreds of thousands. They tried in vain to find a way to destroy them. Dropping bombs from airplanes in Europe failed.
According to Richard Anderson, a renown staticist who was working on the problem with the Defense Department at the time—
One of the reasons why the United States dropped the atomic bomb on Japan was that all their experiments and calculations showed that it was impossible to destroy these mines by any other means.
So…if history repeats itself…we may all wonder about Iran: Will we ever see another nuclear weapon used in our lifetime?
And is the reason why our Congress approves such an unconstitutional measure of using drones on our home soil—is because they know something we don’t? Are there terrorists in the United States already with nuclear material? Some experts say it’s entirely possible.
Ahmadinejad has threatened to hit the ‘heart’ of America with some kind of devastation weapon. North Korea…is threatening New York. Obama says nothing.
Today we find out that when Obama was told about the attack happening in Benghazi, he told Leon Panetta to do whatever they felt necessary, and then Obama took off at 5 o’clock and nobody spoke to him again, even though the attack went on for hours… which means:.
1) He’s the most incompetent President ever in the history of the United States and just went off to have his big dinner and watch basketball…or
2) He ordered the stand-down in Benghazi and sacrificed those men because he didn’t want it to get out that the ambassador was helping supply Al-Qaeda with arms and weapons before his elections, and everything that happened following that was a cover-up.
3) Both of the above.
Nobody finds it less than funny that after all these years, our government couldn’t have come out and just admitted that the Japanese had land mines that so well protected their island, we couldn’t defeat them from the ground. It would have made a lot more sense. Was not revealing this fact a way to make us look big, and invincible?
“What we pretend to be defending as the “truth” is really our own self-esteem.” Thomas Merton “No Man Is An Island:
So..what is the truth? Obama lies. Panetta lies. Hillary lies. Who do we believe? Dick Cheney, the most hated man in America for years, said that his worst nightmare was to wake up to a nuclear attack on an American City. 
Nobody Thinks….Hell, I’m not sure what I think, but I do know one thing…I’d rather be drinking Rum & Coke on the beach in Hawaii than thinking about any of this…care to join me?
Monica had the blue dress: ‘Honorable’ Hillary had the green…
Nobody Wins
Today will go down in American History as the day of the Coming of the Democratic Party all over Hillary’s Clinton’s bright green dress. (Or was it a pant suit?)
First: Let’s talk about how they set this up.
Today, everyone in the United States thought that Hillary was going to finally answer what had happened on 9/11 in Benghazi. She went before the Senate and the House, smiling as if she had just won the Nobel Peace Prize.
BUT…Nobody got more than 5 minutes to ask a question, and they alternated between Democrats and Republicans. And so, in a very partisan way, every single democrat that came to question Hillary about what happened in Benghazi, ending up metaphysically, and orgasmically coming all over that “honorable” green dress.
“Oh..you are the best Secretary of State we have EVER Had!” SPLAT.
“Secretary Clinton, you have been such a great public servant–please give us advice on what you think needs to be done with our foreign policy!” SPLAT.
“May I say I am honored to be here and addressed the woman who has changed the way American is viewed all over the world, and you have done so MUCH for women! Thank you SO much!” SPLAT. SPLAT.
“I am so sad to see you in this last event, and hopefully you will become …well you know, I can’t say it, but I hope to work with you in the future when you become President.”
BIG SPLAT.
Sorry I’m being so graphic,…but anyone that watched this farce today, had to become almost ill at the pathological subservient and obsequious democrats salivating their adoration and worship at the feet of someone who obviously would squash them like a roach if they dare not praise her as the god she is and plans to become.
Nobody Asks: So Hillary…where’s Bill’s Cigars? Somewhere along the line, this Congress interrogation was renamed as not an interrogation of a criminal, but a celebration of the wisest women in the world.
“What can we all do to improve the State Department?” They all replied: MORE MONEY!
What was even sadder is that there were very few Republicans that DARED attack her. Rand Paul was truly the only man there who held to the truth. All the rest were just flapping their jaws.
Hillary, was crying, then attacking. Then lying..denying. All the usual Clinton lawyer tactics that she and Bill have perfected and handed down as weapons of war throughout their careers.
Nobody is sure…that this day was delayed by Hillary, to position herself to run for President. Right after we witness Obama looking out at the crowd and saying “This will be the last time I see this.” (You KNOW he staged that.) The very next day, Hillary came out to pronounce her intention to run in 2016. She didn’t have to say it. All the democrats bowed in unison. And she benevolently even introduced the next Kennedy. She welcomed all the young democrats (what were they doing there anyway?) as a queen would welcome her court.
This is pretty much what Hillary said:
You can’t blame me at all, because I didn’t see anything. And besides, none of you know how really complex and complicated the world is and therefore, you don’t need to know anything. And the people who were at fault really weren’t at fault, because let’s face it, Obama told me to deny help to that man because you see we can’t tell you that he was moving arms to Libya, and he went there knowing he might be killed so that’s HIS choice and really not my fault…so I’m not taking the blame, and I refuse to go and answer question on talk shows, and we still don’t know what caused the riots, we don’t have any videos where I am, all I get are a million cables, and of course, I don’t have to read them.
BUT…while I’m here…it’s the Congress that isn’t giving me money to rebuild Africa, and we are going to need to send lots of money over, and hey…I don’t want this “cheapest contractor” stuff. We have to stay in the region and help ALL those countries in Africa build governments…My friends (and I) want to make some real money out of this. And on top of that, I appointed a committee to look into me, and therefore I didn’t need to be questioned because I’m the Secretary of State, therefore, I’m above reproached, and you’d better pray that I don’t become President, and I’m going to, because we are going to destroy the Republicans forever. And I’ve appointed a cabinet position for a person to TAKE the fall when this happens again because no Secretary of State should have to take the fall for this stuff. John Kerry will never have to worry if we are attacked.
And she has a point. Who was fired after 9.11? Nobody.
It was a “come and orgasm on Hillary day” and when she said… “What difference does it make” who killed the poor men in Benghazi, I couldn’t help think of when you catch your lover in bed with another woman, the best defense for most men has been…an attack.
“How DARE you accuse me of having sex with this woman! Can’t you see that it doesn’t matter! I love YOU!”
Yes, it doesn’t matter how POORLY they do their jobs: They love us.
That moment right there proved that Hillary was guilty of that man’s death. In her mind, it was his choice to sacrifice his life for his country. Not her fault.
So there you go. She lied her dress off today…dirty spots and all.
Nobody Thinks there are many American out here in TV land who would have LOVED to get a few questions in themselves.
Like just one—
“Hillary, are you aware that your dress is covered in …BIG UGLY SPLATS? The citizens demand that dress as irrefutable evidence of a democratic cover-up. Someday, you will want to put it in your Presidential Museum. which…by the way…Nobody will EVER bother to visit. ”
Nobody’s Perfect: Hillary’s Flu VS George’s Pretzel
Nobody’s Perfect
“The DOG ate my homework!”
“I had a flat tire, and that’s why I’m late!”
“My alarm didn’t go off…”
“I fainted because I had a virus, hit my head, and so I just can’t make it to Congress to testify because the doctor told me I have to rest my brain…..”
WASHINGTON (AP) — Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sustained a concussion last week after becoming extremely dehydrated and fainting while suffering from a stomach virus, the State Department said. The 65-year-old Clinton is recovering at home and has been advised by her doctors to continue to rest and avoid strenuous activity and cancel all work events for the next week.
Democrat “insisted that given her condition, she could not and should not appear” as planned, said Kerry spokeswoman Jodi Seth. Obama is expected to nominate Kerry to succeed Clinton.
Excuses. We’ve all heard them, we’ve all used them, and some are much better than others.
Excuses are what humans use to get out of something they don’t want to do…like jury duty, a date we don’t want to go on, or a day off from work so we can go to the SuperBowl….but when Joe Blow skips work, in most matters, it doesn’t affect the whole country, unlike our famous politicians.
Hillary…can’t testify in the most important scandal of this century because she’s…got to rest her brain.
HA HA HA HA…who knew she had one?
And this episode made me think of another famous politician who was a bit more creative when it came to excuses—Remember with me….
WASHINGTON — President Bush briefly lost consciousness Sunday after he choked on a pretzel while watching a football game on television in his living quarters, the White House said.
After fainting, the president tumbled to the floor from a couch, bruising his lower lip and suffering an abrasion the size of a half dollar on his left cheek, White House physician Dr. Richard Tubb said he fainted due to a temporary decrease in heart rate brought on by swallowing a pretzel.
So we as Americans must ask: Why do we keep electing people that fall off of c ouches, and have to “rest their brains.”
Nobody Thinks that Presidential PR people get paid BIG BUCKS to sit around a table and come up with creative excuses to get their bosses out of trouble.
“Well, we could tell the truth…”
“No..here’s what you do. You make up something that is so unbelievable, nobody will question it. Hillary can’t testify because last time she testified she said “I don’t remember” over 784 times. Some people actually REMEMBER that. So here’s what we’ll do. She’s got a flu right? We’ll just say she was dehydrated and fell over an hit her head and got a concussion, so when she DOES testify, she can say “I don’t remember” and EVERYONE will believe it was due to her concussion! Problem solved!”
“Brilliant.”
Well, MSNBC bought it. But my dog doesn’t believe a word of it. And that’s why Nobody is giving George W. Bush the hands on winner in the Nobody’s Perfect contest this week.
Anybody who can fall off a soft couch while watching football, gaze his head in, bust his lip…a gash that looks more like he crashed while he was bike riding, or got in a fight with some guy in Texas..and because he didn’t want to lose his macho image, he said he choked on a pretzel…
THAT man has bigger cohunes than Hillary. Or better yet, THAT man was President and knew he couldn’t be touched, Hillary on the other hand, needs to get out of testifying.
Hillary should stand trial for her crimes in the Benghazi scandal. But..if she doesn’t , then running for President should be completely out of the question..
After all…if she is so brain dead she can’t make it to a Congressional hearing, she certainly can’t be President.
Can she?
YES SHE CAN!
Now, that I’ve got that out of my system…I need to tell my husband that, “I didn’t pick up his medicine because I thought it was Sunday.”
This stuff could work wonders for us all…and we need to do is watch…and learn.
“I couldn’t find my keys!”
” My SISTER was on the phone for over an hour!”
“I have a fever…” (Feel free to donate your best)
“I had the flu, and fell down because I was working SO hard, that I started RUNNING to the plane, and then while I was trying to save a baby, who was being attacked by a terrorist, I stuck the pretzel I was carrying in my mouth, and then I choked, and USED my body to drop the terrorist who was trying to kidnap the baby, and fell to the ground, and banged my head, and so I just can’t show up for anything…
Don’t worry…the baby is fine due to my quick thinking. ”
Nobody Gets Email: Who Do YOU Trust? Obama, or our Soldiers?
Nobody Gets Email
If you are not living under a rock, then by now you have heard how the President, along with Panetta, (Let’s not forget Hillary) — gave instructions for NO help whatsoever to be given to the poor souls in Benghazi. They did nothing, and watched them be murdered.
The election was more important.
But, despite the order of “no engagement” from Obama, some brave Navy seal men went anyway even though they knew they were outnumbered….and lost their lives.
Hundred of our soldiers are coming back from Iraq and committing suicide, and Ted Turner thinks: that’s a good thing. He thinks it’s because they find out that war’s not good.
No…it’s because all their hard work has been undone by Obama. Their buddies have died in vain.
Nobody Thinks we should send Ted Turner to do time in a Iraq jail.
Hillary has now said she might just stay with her job, and we all know why. She wants to make sure she is not prosecuted for her crimes. If they stay in power, we must as citizens force our Congressmen to impeach them all.
Anyway….these pictures say it all: Whose side are you on? Our soldiers? Or Obama telling lies right in front of your eyes? You might want choose.
Look at that last picture, and TELL me, your not mad….Every American, Democrat, Republican and Independents… should be outraged. (Thanks to Pattie)
Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until
They Talk!
Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious
Torture!
GI Overheard to say ‘Talk or I’ll tickle you till you pee!’
More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy.
Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child!
Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops!
Soldier Caught At ‘Tickle-Torture’ To Extract Intelligence!
GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips!
No comment here. There’s nothing funny about this one.
May the good Lord bless every one of our troops wherever they are!
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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