Nobody Explains Why Hillary is Like Pluto
Nobody’s Opinion
Hillary asks—
“Don’t you want to someday want to see a woman President of America?”
Any woman worth their proverbial salt, upon hearing this, can’t help but groan….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…. Not you! Anybody but you. We can WAIT another 1000 years. Please…not you. Go away. Go FAR away.
Everytime I hear Hillary speak, and wave her newly rehearsed hand gestures, (which I’m sure she has spent endless hours practicing in front of mirrors) my mind gets twisted with images of this:
Put a black cape on her, a black wig, and Hillary is the spit image of Disney’s Maleficent. 
and…
- How embarrassing it is to think that of all the many world woman leaders in history that were worthy of leadership and admiration: Margaret Thatcher, Golda Meir, Queen Elisabeth the First, OUR first woman President, would be a woman so intellectual inferior, morally corrupt, despicably shallow, and intolerantly insolent….compared to past historically great women, that, in the words of Abigail Adams:
“Better to lead a sick horse to the river and let him drown, then let him infect the whole water system.”
Okay, so Abigail didn’t say that. I did. But she would have said it if she were alive.
After so many years of the Clinton’s misery…we cringe…and we dream—-for some act of God to save us. He doesn’t have to actually “kill” her…How about a sudden sex change? You know, so she couldn’t run on just being the first American WOMAN president? Is that too much to ask to save the dwindling ‘free’ world?
But, there is good news: It seems some of the powerful that run the world, don’t want her in office either. Her own party wants her out…and it’s coming from the top.
Obama, it has been reported, via Valerie Jarrett, is actually the one behind the email scandal:
The State Department was ordered to launch a series of investigations into Hillary’s conduct at Foggy Bottom, including the use of her expense account, the disbursement of funds, her contact with foreign leaders and her possible collusion with the Clinton Foundation.
Six separate probes into Hillary’s performance have been going on at the State Department. I’m told that thee-mail scandal was timed to come out just as Hillary was on the verge of formally announcing that she was running for president — and that there’s more to come.
Not only that, many of the liberals are falling off the Hillary love fest. Maureen Dowd, the queen of liberal quackery, had THIS to say:
” The subtext of your news conference cut through the flimsy rationales like a dagger: “You can have the first woman president. You can get rid of those epically awful Republicans who have vandalized Congress, marginalized the president and jeopardized our Iran policy. You can get a more progressive American society. But, in return, you must accept our foibles and protect us.”
You exploit our better angels and our desire for a finer country and our fear of the anarchists and haters in Congress.”
I’m not sure what “haters” Maureen is talking about, but at least she has delivered a big kick to the smirk on Hillary’s face.
And then there’s the other problem Hillary has: Will Bill be an asset or not?
Who could sabotage Hillary quicker and more swiftly than her own husband? I have always felt, call it a gut feeling from watching the two for years and years, that Bill Clinton, while he stands behind Hillary and the promotion of his daughter, doesn’t really want to be the first husband.
Knowing the narcissistic tendency of all these people, Bill would always put HIS place in history as being more important than hers. And he has had to work YEARS to erase the bitter memories of his impeachment…people are forgetting…he’s more loved than she is.
Why ruin that?
Of course, he has already shown how much he thinks about hurting Hillary’s chances by being his usual sexual predator self. If he respected her at all, if he was so keen on her becoming President…he would stop his philandering.
And the truth: Without Bill Clinton, Hillary would just have been another annoying liberal arts school teacher…probably teaching some crap women’s studies at Yale.
She still needs him. He doesn’t need her. Bill Clinton help put Obama into the Presidency at the Democratic Convention. Bill Clinton can talk and BS better than the both of them. Will Bill’s great skill in convincing people to vote, get her elected in 2016?
Nobody Thinks: Bill’s charm might not be enough this time.
Bill has said very little about his wife through the years, think about it. By his very actions of distance, and silence, and disrespect..he harms here. Here is a man and women who everybody on the planet knows, stopped loving each other years ago. Can the Clinton brand be held up by Hillary alone?
So, there is hope: Wall Street has put the money on both houses: Bush and Hillary.
Unless of course, Hillary says more of this:
“Don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs.” You know that old theory, trickle-down economics? That has been tried, that has failed. It has failed rather spectacularly. We’re not buying that old trickle-down economics that didn’t work before and will never work again because it defies arithmetic and reality.”
It’s said that the reason Obama doesn’t want Hillary in the White House is because she’s not far left enough…
From that statement, I’d say…Hillary might just have gone left of the planet Uranus.
If she goes any more further left…farther out than Pluto, she will be a planet no more.
Madame Hillary Mao-Mao….
Nobody Reports
NOTE: This was my afternoon post, and RIGHT after Hillary’s speech, when I was about to press the publish button, the server went down…not just mine, everybody’s. Unlike Hillary, I don’t have my own.
Funny that it happened right after her speech, don’t you think?
So…here it is, although late, remember—I started it before her speech…
Hillary is making us wait…the whole world must wait…to hear her say how she is turning over her emails to the world…but wait. She is very busy at the United Nations…she is THE most important woman in the world…so we must…WAIT.
In the meantime she made sure that everyone knew her theme song: I am woman, hear me roar! Or bark. Or demand. Or do whatever I want. Chelsea wrote a real fluff piece on Huffington Post about women’s issues, and so the black race card will be dropped and the women’s abuse card will be used in its place.
And Hillary launched her Presidency today…at the U.N. She just didn’t announce it, because she doesn’t have to.
Like I said, Hillary was making the world wait for her press conference—-we got camera shots of her listening to other women and nodding her head, as IF it was more important to listen to women, then be where she promised to be: At her staged press conference. …until Judge Napolitano came on FOX and said her crime was a felony. She instantly got up and starting walking…I wonder….who whispered in her little ear.
Okay…I’m waiting…I’m waiting…we are waiting…we are waiting…WAIT…BREAKING NEWS: it’s going to cost the taxpayers millions to just see her emails! HA!
YOU will pay for this insult to Hillary you good for nothing people of America!
Why didn’t the FBI just go into her house, grab that server, and tell her to stand down?
Update: Here she comes…looking like …Queen Mao in that grey Mao looking suit. What the heck is she wearing? Wait..she is trying desperately to control WHO gets to ask her questions…so what did she say? Let’s listen:
1. You know, I didn’t want to be bothered having to carry around two phones. (She could have taken a minute and set up two difference email accounts…on her ONE phone. Duh.) It was just so simple for me to have just one.
- Whoever I emailed in the government has a copy, so what’s your beef?
- I’m not as good as lying as Obama because I can’t look at the camera with my eyes wide open and lie. I am just going to stare at this guy’s shoes in front of me…and lie, and lie, and then pucker up with a big planted fake smile! Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- I broke no laws, and you can see my emails that I’ve put out there—- having paid a number of people to clean them up for me and make me look really smart and you can see them.
- Hey, it was my husband’s private email server, so god KNOWS you will not be getting that server any time soon. And you CAN’T take a President’s server! It’s guarded night and day by the Secret Service! He just lets me use it.
- You can all %*%& off, I am Mao-Mao. Madame Mao-Mao. Don’t forget it. So I broke the law…what are YOU going to do about it?
And so the questions come: What emails did she already delete? Those discussions about Benghazi with the President? The money passed on to you by foreign leaders? Bill’s many girlfriends under the age of 12? What Obama was REALLY doing the night of Benghazi. Those emails are gone
And can she be more obnoxiously arrogant in her Madame Mao-Mao pants suit?
One more thing: Isn’t is a BIG coincidence that Jeb Bush’s first act when coming out as a contender for the Presidency was…He released all his emails. Nobody, NOBODY, had asked for them. We all went…HUH? What’s THAT all about?
Now we know. Jeb knew what was going to happen very soon…to Hillary.

Leave it to Sarah Palin to get the last word in, bless her heart:
“As Secretary of State under Obama, Hillary Clinton used private email accounts on a privately maintained server 100 percent of the time for 100 percent government business,” Palin noted. “That’s unethical, no doubt illegal, and flies in the face of all claims of transparency. Hillary Clinton and her staff weren’t trying to be in compliance with the law; they were skirting it altogether. ” That’s all she wrote: Guilty as charged.
I think Congress should exempt Snowden, bring him back home to America, and give him Hillary’s server.
After all..I’m SURE we paid for it.
ONE LAST NOTE: It’s now 10 pm. and Mark Levine on the radio just said it was her Mao suit. 🙂 Great minds think alike.
If Dick Morris Is Right About Third Terms…What Does That Mean?
Nobody Wonders
Here Dick Morris gives his insights on the historical record that the American people do not elect third terms, therefore, since Obama is so unpopular, Hillary will not stand a chance.
Nobody Wonders, since the demographics of the country have changed so radically, and with the influx of new immigrants before 2016, if this theory holds up.
We can only hope.
Hillary & Obama: Politics 1st, Protecting America—145th
Nobody Wonders
It’s time we start attacking Hillary Clinton, as being responsible for the deaths in Benghazi.
From the Blaze
Members of Ansar al-Sharia, the radical Islamic group blamed for the deadly Benghazi terror attacks, moved in next door to the U.S. compound in Libya months before the assault took place but “nothing was done,” sources tell Fox News.
The anonymous sources say there were several complaints filed about the dangerous new neighbors because they moved into a house just outside the east wall of the U.S. compound about three weeks before American personnel rented the facility. The terrorists then reportedly used the house to plan and participate in the attack on Sept. 11, 2012.
Well gee, Hillary certainly knew that all the OTHER nations got out due to the danger, AND even though the ambassador begged for assistance, he never got it.
Fine way to treat a homosexual.
It’s clear that Hillary did this for her own reasons: the survival of Obama and her upcoming Presidency.
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How many Americans think that leaving the ambassador in such danger, was as sure as murdering the ambassador—raise your hands?
History is full of tyrants, and no amount of media blackout on justice will convince many people that our untouchable leaders feel, that they can commit murder, if it’s an end to a means, and most of that time, that means benefits them.
Nobody Wonders if Hillary will be given the Presidency, or if Obama will even let her have it.
Giving up that wonderful Air Force One, which takes him to every golf course on the planet in the blink of an eye in luxury, is going to be REALLY hard.
Can he do it?
Stick Your Foot Out and TRIP that Tiptoeing Totalitarian Life (There are lives in the balance.)
Nobody’s Opinion
“In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.”
— FDR? Or just some Nobody.
Tonight I was standing in line at Wal-Mart, and right in front of every single check-out counter, at eye level, away from all the other magazines, was a brand new special edition of Time Magazine with Hillary Clinton’s face in super photo-shopped glory and titled: Hillary Clinton, An American
Life.
The LAST person I wanted to have to stare at me on my way out the door was Hillary Clinton. Time Magazine had made a special edition just to promote her for President.
Think the Republican candidate will get their own full edition from Time?
Being the fool that I am when I’m bored, I picked it up and flipped through it. Each chapter was carefully constructed to make Hillary appear as the most magnificent human being to ever walk the earth, which is a hard act to follow after Obama’s coronation, but there it was. And perfect timing too, her latest book tour flew sky-high the first week, then fell on the bestseller’s list to slot 100. She needed a ‘step two’ real fast.
On Amazon the tease was this:
Hillary Clinton embodies a world of “firsts”: The first First Lady to have an active – and controversial role – in her husband’s presidency, the first American First Lady to run for political office (and win it), the first female United States Senator from the state of New York, and certainly not last, nor the least, the most widely traveled Secretary of State in history.
There’s a legacy for you. Not —She brokered a peace between Israeli and Iran. Or…Hillary’s reset button is now working beautifully with Russia. No…she just traveled a lot, and we must elect her on..
Because she will be the ‘first’. See how cleverly they put the “first” in your head? That’s all they want you to remember.
So, what does Hillary Clinton have to do with soccer?
Anybody who has turned on the latest political stations last week, whether it be FOX, CNN , or local news, may be as confused as I am, on why who wins the world cup of soccer was worth repeating on the hour in every news update.
In a sane world, the news about sports, belongs, AND SHOULD STAY…with the sports commentators, and not come right after a serious discussion on immigration. I don’t know how many times I saw every reporter on FOX news jump from the bombing of Israel to ” THE GERMANS BEAT BRAZIL!” and everyone in Brazil is just devastated!” update.
As…if…we…care. Get BACK to the news!
But they don’t. Last week, the biggest news was, whether Lebron James, the basketball player, was going to stay in Miami or go back to Cleveland, Ohio.
It was only the biggest story in the world. It got more play than Obama playing pool.
The reason LeBron was going back to Cleveland, we were told, was to be with his home ‘people.’
Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade spoke out publicly on LeBron James’ decision to move back to Cleveland on Saturday, saying “LeBron made the right decision for himself and his family because home is where your heart is.”
How do we take that?
There are more blacks in Ohio than Miami, which is now, little Havana. He will make millions in endorsements going back. Obama is going to need him. Elections are coming.
Holder has big plans.
So, how does a Nobody see a common theme?
First: Hillary started running for President as soon as she lost to Obama. She is top in the news daily, not because she is doing anything that warrants as news, but because she has every single cable, magazine, and talk show at her beck and call. Even Rupert Murdoch, has said Hillary would make a fine President. And there is no doubt that Hillary’s coming out as the next President had the biggest PR minds in the business working on IT; “First, she writes a book, then she gets all the scandals out the way, Monica Lewinsky will help, and then, we hit them hard with the Magazines….
Step by carefully planned step, Hillary will be ready to be Queen of the universe by the time they are finished with their propaganda.
There is a song by Jackson Brown called Lives in the balance, and there is a line in it that captures Hillary’s run for President perfectly.
They sell us the President the same way
They sell us our clothes and our cars.
They sell us everything from youth to religion
The same time they sell us our wars.
And they do. These last few week, they have been trying to sell the American people “soccer.” In the meantime the game of football is being attacked by Obama. This is not just some sheer coincidence. The global game is soccer. Everybody in the world plays soccer. We are being programmed to love soccer (Yes YOU LOVE soccer, didn’t you know that?) simply because America has to merge..it’s globalization. The Hispanics love soccer, and Obama has told us, they are the future of America.
Therefore, we are all being told: Soccer, is the NEW American love! (spit here.)
As for Lebron James. The only word you need to know is Ohio.
Every day, the manipulation and state propaganda, not only gets more blatant, the pontification of how we supposedly all think, gets more insulting by the day.
America is being told how to think, what they should think, and what will happen to them if they don’t, and there ARE lives in the balance if we don’t realized that..
Our leaders are tiptoeing through the totalitarian tulips. The least we can do for the lives in the balance is stick out our big feet and trip them.
I want to know who the me in the shadows are
I want to hear somebody asking them why
They can be counted on to tell us who our enemies are
But they’re never the ones to fight or to die.
Do We Really Care That Someone Threw a Shoe at Hillary?
Nobody Cares
It’s Friday, the sun is shining, everybody and their mother is out driving around on motorbikes, tops down, radio blasting…
Do we REALLY care that somebody threw a shoe at Hillary?
Nah. I would have preferred, a cream pie.
Downgrade—Rove, Hillary, Obama And Wal-Mart Shoppers
Nobody Knows
Nobody has more questions than me. Here’s a few for this week:
Nobody Knows—when the United States credit went UP? We were downgraded during Obama already once..remember?
“We are therefore downgrading the US country rating from “AA” to “AA-,” Egan-Jones said in 2009. Since then Bernanke has been pumping billions into the economy every single month and the reason they gave for doing it—was the quantitative easing coming from the Federal Reserve. So when Fitch Ratings, the third largest rating agency, warned that they would downgrade the government AAA rating this year, I got confused. Fitch warned that “political brinksmanship and reduced financing flexibility” were elevating the risk of default. Exactly WHEN did we get upgraded again?
And speaking of being upgraded…
Nobody Knows when the Republican Party is going to upgrade to a new Republican strategist. Karl Rove was one of the reasons we lost the last election. And he is continuing his daily destruction of it…(with John McCain help.) Karl Rove this week, said that the GOP should quit while it’s not as far behind as it could be.
What? That makes as much sense as saying, “Why don’t some people just shoot themselves in the head the day they are born.”
With Karl Rove on your side, you will always lose, which brings me to a rare statement by Obama that actually makes sense: Of course it’s hard to find, so I must point it out—
On the subject of John Boehner:
“It weakens him, so there have been repeated situations when we’ve had agreements, and he goes back — and it turns out that he can’t control his caucus. The challenge here is can you deliver on agreements that are made,” he continued. “Are you able to come up with sensible, bipartisan compromises and deliver on them? One thing that I’ve shown is that, if I say, ‘I am prepared to compromise on something,’ I can deliver votes and we can get it done,” Obama said.
Nobody Knows when Obama compromised on anything. Probably—-playing 18 holes instead of 36. But one thing is true: The democrats always stick together. They represent themselves, not the people. So…by this standard, the republicans should unit on principle and tell him, “You wanted us to deliver votes! We’re unanimous…you need to go!”
And speaking of going…Nobody Knows if Joe Biden is planning on running against Hillary for the Presidency. But..it seems Miss Hillary Merkel made it known at a private meeting that Joe Biden was against going after Bin Laden. So, we now know Hillary is going to take credit for killing Bin Laden when she runs for President. 
Nobody Knows, but I’m pretty sure, that’s not going to go over in Omaha.
And speaking of Omaha….
Nobody Knows if the people buying groceries there are being recorded and studied at their grocery stores, but you can be pretty sure they don’t know about it if they are. Really…this gathering of information is going a wee bit overboard don’t you think? Do they really need to know what I feed myself?
YES THEY DO! Just think: Obamacare will tell you you’re fat, and so your premiums will go up, and you will insist you’re not eating much, and they will have you on video buying Oreo cookies. Forget it. You’re doomed. 
Nobody Knows if that could happen, but Nobody is SURE Michelle Obama would love it.
And finally—Nobody Knows that I have a favorite quote from the week, from Donald Trump: .
“It’s very hard when you have a lot of people out there saying, let’s make any deal just to get this over with,” Trump said. “That’s not what it’s all about. It’s really about saving the country.”
EXACTLY, because nobody knows what will happen if we don’t try to save the country, but we’re pretty sure, Wal-Mart will become the new Macy’s.
Women Are SUFFERING Everywhere
Nobody Reports
It seems being a woman in China is more dangerous now than it ever was before the revolution. One woman was actually KILLED by a runaway shopping cart. I can relate. One time, in a local shopping parking lot, some woman tried to kill me with her car, because she wanted my boyfriend. But I outsmarted her…meaning…I ran REAL hard, and graciously gave him to her. But, this poor woman didn’t see it coming. It smashed her into a pillar and that was about it.
And it’s not just the shopping carts that are attacking Chinese women. (Maybe she was an old girlfriend of Jackie Chan) Breast implants are exploding.
A Chinese woman’s breast implant exploded after playing a game (Dragon Summon) on her iPhone while lying on her stomach for four hours.
I’m sure her Dragon Summon score was worth the pain.
But, the Chinese women, are not the only ones who are suffering. Hillary Clinton is now selling tee-shirts with her facc plastered on the front to start up her Presidential campaign for 2016. She looks like a Buddha-in-the-moon, with a serious 1984 big sister gaze.
I’d take runaway shopping carts and exploding breast plants any old day. But what I really would like to say is:
Do you think some Chinese officials would take Hillary shopping next time she goes to visit? We really are NOT ready for her.
I’m just….saying. American women could use some help.
(It’s a JOKE NSA. Get real.)
Monica had the blue dress: ‘Honorable’ Hillary had the green…
Nobody Wins
Today will go down in American History as the day of the Coming of the Democratic Party all over Hillary’s Clinton’s bright green dress. (Or was it a pant suit?)
First: Let’s talk about how they set this up.
Today, everyone in the United States thought that Hillary was going to finally answer what had happened on 9/11 in Benghazi. She went before the Senate and the House, smiling as if she had just won the Nobel Peace Prize.
BUT…Nobody got more than 5 minutes to ask a question, and they alternated between Democrats and Republicans. And so, in a very partisan way, every single democrat that came to question Hillary about what happened in Benghazi, ending up metaphysically, and orgasmically coming all over that “honorable” green dress.
“Oh..you are the best Secretary of State we have EVER Had!” SPLAT.
“Secretary Clinton, you have been such a great public servant–please give us advice on what you think needs to be done with our foreign policy!” SPLAT.
“May I say I am honored to be here and addressed the woman who has changed the way American is viewed all over the world, and you have done so MUCH for women! Thank you SO much!” SPLAT. SPLAT.
“I am so sad to see you in this last event, and hopefully you will become …well you know, I can’t say it, but I hope to work with you in the future when you become President.”
BIG SPLAT.
Sorry I’m being so graphic,…but anyone that watched this farce today, had to become almost ill at the pathological subservient and obsequious democrats salivating their adoration and worship at the feet of someone who obviously would squash them like a roach if they dare not praise her as the god she is and plans to become.
Nobody Asks: So Hillary…where’s Bill’s Cigars? Somewhere along the line, this Congress interrogation was renamed as not an interrogation of a criminal, but a celebration of the wisest women in the world.
“What can we all do to improve the State Department?” They all replied: MORE MONEY!
What was even sadder is that there were very few Republicans that DARED attack her. Rand Paul was truly the only man there who held to the truth. All the rest were just flapping their jaws.
Hillary, was crying, then attacking. Then lying..denying. All the usual Clinton lawyer tactics that she and Bill have perfected and handed down as weapons of war throughout their careers.
Nobody is sure…that this day was delayed by Hillary, to position herself to run for President. Right after we witness Obama looking out at the crowd and saying “This will be the last time I see this.” (You KNOW he staged that.) The very next day, Hillary came out to pronounce her intention to run in 2016. She didn’t have to say it. All the democrats bowed in unison. And she benevolently even introduced the next Kennedy. She welcomed all the young democrats (what were they doing there anyway?) as a queen would welcome her court.
This is pretty much what Hillary said:
You can’t blame me at all, because I didn’t see anything. And besides, none of you know how really complex and complicated the world is and therefore, you don’t need to know anything. And the people who were at fault really weren’t at fault, because let’s face it, Obama told me to deny help to that man because you see we can’t tell you that he was moving arms to Libya, and he went there knowing he might be killed so that’s HIS choice and really not my fault…so I’m not taking the blame, and I refuse to go and answer question on talk shows, and we still don’t know what caused the riots, we don’t have any videos where I am, all I get are a million cables, and of course, I don’t have to read them.
BUT…while I’m here…it’s the Congress that isn’t giving me money to rebuild Africa, and we are going to need to send lots of money over, and hey…I don’t want this “cheapest contractor” stuff. We have to stay in the region and help ALL those countries in Africa build governments…My friends (and I) want to make some real money out of this. And on top of that, I appointed a committee to look into me, and therefore I didn’t need to be questioned because I’m the Secretary of State, therefore, I’m above reproached, and you’d better pray that I don’t become President, and I’m going to, because we are going to destroy the Republicans forever. And I’ve appointed a cabinet position for a person to TAKE the fall when this happens again because no Secretary of State should have to take the fall for this stuff. John Kerry will never have to worry if we are attacked.
And she has a point. Who was fired after 9.11? Nobody.
It was a “come and orgasm on Hillary day” and when she said… “What difference does it make” who killed the poor men in Benghazi, I couldn’t help think of when you catch your lover in bed with another woman, the best defense for most men has been…an attack.
“How DARE you accuse me of having sex with this woman! Can’t you see that it doesn’t matter! I love YOU!”
Yes, it doesn’t matter how POORLY they do their jobs: They love us.
That moment right there proved that Hillary was guilty of that man’s death. In her mind, it was his choice to sacrifice his life for his country. Not her fault.
So there you go. She lied her dress off today…dirty spots and all.
Nobody Thinks there are many American out here in TV land who would have LOVED to get a few questions in themselves.
Like just one—
“Hillary, are you aware that your dress is covered in …BIG UGLY SPLATS? The citizens demand that dress as irrefutable evidence of a democratic cover-up. Someday, you will want to put it in your Presidential Museum. which…by the way…Nobody will EVER bother to visit. ”



























