Nobody’s Perfect: Bill Clinton VS Prince Andrew
Nobody’s Perfect
What do Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew have in common besides the love of fresh young babes?
Fresh older babes!
(just kidding)
Why–the same pimp! And this week, Prince Andrew joined the ROYAL sex in the Caribbean mountain resort high club, a club that Bill Clinton has been known to enjoy for many years.
Not every great ruler can be moral and in love with their wife, and set fine examples for their countries, and Bill Clinton certainly has led the way as having a big appetite for women.
Powerful men will be powerful men, especially when they have a buddy who supplies them with young, underage sex that they can enjoy privately far away from wives and the press. And especially if they lack personal character.
Yes, this week it’s Bill Clinton VS Prince Andrew:
Who’s the bigger horn dog?
We have come to learn, that they both are good friends with the same billionaire, and not just any billionaire, Jeffery Epstein.
Epstein, 61, has maintained many of these relationships (with the rich and famous) even after pleading guilty in 2008 to a felony charge stemming from a lengthy probe of his lewd interaction with scores of underage girls, many of whom were recruited while they were students at a Palm Beach high school.
Bill Clinton identified in lawsuit against his former friend and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein who had ‘regular’ orgies at his Caribbean compound that the former president visited multiple times
Yes, Jeffery had a perfect set-up, and no doubt ran the biggest whore house South of the border.
More….
But while Prince Andrew and other public figures resumed meeting with a post-priso
n Epstein, Clinton appears to have avoided the billionaire, who owns a private Caribbean island, a Manhattan mansion, a New Mexico ranch, and a Paris apartment in addition to his waterfront Palm Beach residence.
According to court records, Clinton “frequently flew” with Epstein aboard the investor’s private jet from 2002 to 2005, the year news of the police investigation of Epstein was first reported.
And now, a former SEX slave is writing a book all about it…how she was forced to have sex with Prince Andrew, who she says was abusive.
The fifth in line to the throne slept with Miss Roberts at an orgy with other under-age girls on Epstein’s private Caribbean island, as well as in a private house in London and in Epstein’s New York mansion, according to the court papers.
She plans to spill the beans on the little whorehouse in the Caribbean, and the Queen, is denying it all—-as is Andrew. To save his ‘reputation” he took his former wife, that wild and crazy swinger Fergie, to the Royal’s personal hangout in the Swiss Alps, to where she came out saying this about her x:
‘He is the greatest man there is. It was the finest moment of my life in 1986 when I married him. He is a great man, the best man in the world.’
I’m SURE the fact that he paid off all her old debt had nothing in the world to do with it. He might just have to marry her again.
So, two of the most powerful men in the world have been flying down to the Caribbean to engage in wild sex orgies with underage women.
Whose going to suffer the most from the sex scandals?
Bill or Andrew?
Well—-Jeffery had 21 different telephone numbers for Bill Clinton in his address book, but everybody in the world knows he’s a horn dog, and most people just accept it.
Andrew on the other hand, has stayed out of the scandals. One good note for him, at least he didn’t get his nude pecker splashed all over the tabloids.
So, who wins?
Hillary Clinton…she will get the women’s pity vote in 2016 if she plays this just right. And if she becomes President–because the elites convince the world that powerful men NEED to have a lot of sex, get over it…the Drudge Report will be history.
Next: We need to see the nude Bill and Andrew pictures. Right?
Right. Now THAT’s women’s equality. Someone ring Gloria.
Or. on the other hand…that might be considered…torture.
Who Committed the Bigger Crime? Palin or De Blasio?
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What’s worse…
A mom posting a funny picture of her Down Syndrome son standing on his pet’s back to help wash dishes? Or the Mayor of New York saying that the New York City cops who turned their backs to disrespect HIM at the funeral of one of the cops that was killed by a black man, were actually disrespecting the families of those shot, instead of him?
Sarah wrote about Trig on her Face book:
“Happy New Year! May 2015 see every stumbling block turned into a stepping stone on the path forward. Trig just reminded me. He, determined to help wash dishes with an oblivious mama not acknowledging his signs for ‘up!’, found me and a lazy dog blocking his way. He made his stepping stone.” In the pics, Trig is seen climbing on Jill Hadassah, adopted by the Palins last August.
Mayor De Blasio was probably still seething from the NYPD being TOLD not to turn their backs on him, and they did it anyway, said:
“They were disrespectful to the families involved. They were disrespectful to the families who had lost their loved ones. I can’t understand why anyone would do such a thing in the context like that.”
Obviously, THEY can’t understand why you keep putting them down.
Leave it to a flaming liberal to turn the real facts around and blame every body but himself. And leave it to the mainstream liberals to trash a woman who obviously KNEW the dog was okay. IF the dog had been hurt, do you even THINK she would have posted the picture?
And besides, Sarah Palin probably saved that dog from death if she hadn’t had adopted him.
The Mayor on the other hand, helped send two brave and loyal men to their deaths.
Who committed the bigger crime?

American Dynasties: I’m SICK of them.
Nobody’s Opinion
This morning, I heard some lady on FOX news tell the commentator that she had just spoken to Jeb Bush on the phone, and he was a WONDERFUL man. To her, Jeb was the best thing basically since the invention of pizza, and the flush toilet.
(Don’t ask why I thought of those two in the same sentence.)
The promotion of Jeb Bush is just beginning and already I’m sick to death of it. Hillary is being real smart right now letting him get all the press. The pundits on the FOX Sunday show with Chris Wallace were already trying to guess if any conservative could win against Jeb. Laura Ingram confessed that nobody could win. And everyone basically admitted that Jeb had the big corporate money already, which tells you that all these so-called intellectuals just admitted that whomever gets the big money wins. And then they ACT as if our votes matter.
What matters to them is if we keep watching their TV shows.
I remember last year I watched every single Republican debate, only to see Mitt Romney, who really never said much, ALWAYS got the front center stage, of the camera. Michelle Bachmann, on the other hand was stuck always last on the side, and never got hardly any questions— but her answers were always the most sensible. She was the only one I thought, that didn’t seem phony.
Guess she didn’t have the money.
The “Don’t even RUN against Jeb Bush because you won’t win” propaganda is already up and running. Step on that plebian wish before it even gets started, that’s their strategy.
We spent the entire Christmas week hearing that Daddy Bush was in the hospital…trying to drum up deep concern about whether Daddy Bush was going to die at Christmas time. Okay, mention it once, but every single day?
I’m sick of it.
I’m also sick of the fact that they now STAGE elections to make the American people THINK that it’s a fair contest and the best man wins is so obvious, I’m almost ashamed I fell for it the last election.
I’m sick of watching the farce…and I think most Americans are…..because that’s what it is: a big theatrical farce. Mike Huckabee is going to get in the race? Why? So he can keep his name in the money because his show is not getting the ratings?
You’re better off spending time watching the Walking Dead, because guess what? That’s what they want you to think is in store for you. Are you, Mr. and Mrs. America really worried about the fact that you are expected now to die, and hand over your country to illegal’s, while you watch your kids struggle?
THINK! You’re life could be worse! You could be getting attacked by Zombies! Count your blessings!
If I hear one more time that Daddy Bush jumped out of an airplane on his last birthday I think I’m going to….I don’t know what I’m going to do, but come on. HE didn’t jump out of that plane, he was strapped to a big man who bought him gently to the ground.
Tell us, what else did Daddy do for us? He got us involved in the Middle East, and his son took us back. It was Daddy Bush, sweet man that he is, that started the country on this NEW WORLD ORDER, which in the halls of the rich and famous, is just peachy when it works…for THEM. So, it’s understandable that the Bush’s have a loyal following and it’s all due to the dad.
And speaking of Daddy Bush, yesterday I heard David McCullough, the great American historian say his favorite living American President was Daddy Bush. Why? Because he’s just the nicest guy to be around.
I have to admit, I have a fondness for David McCullough because of his great biography of John Adams. If you ever want to learn history, rent the John Adams HBO series, which Tom Hanks produced.
Anyway, last Sunday, on C-Span, David gave a talk about the Presidents, and presented a man who he considered to be one of American’s most treasured genius…and I don’t remember his name.
He was a political cartoonist.
Honestly, he started drawing Presidents on a giant wall, while Mr. McCollugh talked.
He started drawing LBJ, then Nixon, then Daddy Bush, Clinton G.W. Bush, and Obama, and right after drawing Hillary Clinton (who was the only person up there who had not been a president) he turned around to David and said,
“I don’t like dynasties, do you?”
This endearing man had just struck the very essence of what America has always been since the very beginning, and what has made us different and more successful than any county on earth and what is bugging the HELL out of us now. The office of the Presidency now has, all the power, and Congress is okay with that.
David…said nothing.
I thought to myself that saying that to the great David McCullough, took some courage. Or maybe, David wanted him to say what he couldn’t.But this man captured the essence of our last eight Presidents.
When drawing Bill Clinton he drew as a big dick. And filled in the face. It really was funny
Obama…he drew as the Eastern Island monument with no ears.
Why no ears? Because he doesn’t listen.
But here’s the good news: America for the longest time, has not had to even think about her leaders. We trusted them.
We don’t anymore. And when I get really depressed I look at a quote on my wall. We might be small…but according to one Adams, it’s when you fight the hardest.
What have you got to lose?
“It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate and tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.—Sam Adams
Nobody’s Email: The Pearly Gates of Heaven
Nobody Gets Email
This is a perfect joke for a Sunday…and it’s from my liberal friend who is an atheist.
(Thanks to JR)
Nobody’s Email: The Irishman and the Mormon
Nobody Gets Email:
This one just makes me laugh. Nothing like a good punch line. 
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight back to the States from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He said in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”
Jib Jab: 2014
Nobody Flashes
Here’s something I just saw on Moonbattery and decided to pass it on to you!
Enjoy!
After Spending Billions, Scientists State the Obvious…
Nobody Cares
Tell me that they didn’t already know this:
Plain old bad luck plays a major role in determining who gets cancer and who does not, according to researchers who found that two-thirds of cancer incidence of various types can be blamed on random mutations and not heredity or risky habits like smoking.
The researchers said on Thursday random DNA mutations accumulating in various parts of the body during ordinary cell division are the prime culprits behind many cancer types.
It’s amazing isn’t it? The truth appears before our eyes day after day, and yet, someone somewhere spends billions on research to verify what they already know to be true…in other words, DNA is fact. If your mother had breast cancer, odds are, you might get it too.
Every time you go to the doctor’s office you have to give your family’s medical history…and why is that? Because they ALREADY know this.
So here’s the question: If genetics is two-thirds of the reason you might get your parents disease, can we also conclude that you will also get other things from your parents like the proclivity to love to climb trees or play basketball, or have a higher IQ?
The Bell Curve authors were blasted out of the scientific community for saying that the Jews had the highest IQ’s of the human race, god forbid the facts should also support that. It’s not to say that some races are smarter than others, because, as Thomas Sowell has pointed out, in evolutionary sense of the world, geography has played a major part in the development of the different races, but if the proclivity to be 7’6″ tall, gives you an advantage to be on the winning NBA teams, then doesn’t the proclivity to be able to figure out schematics in your brain without a computer also come from some genetic DNA?
Of course it does.
Strokes run in my family, so when my doctor tells me I should be concerned about my heart, I always tell them right up front: “Doc, I will either die of a stroke or pneumonia, and if you want my heart, go ahead and take it….just be sure you don’t give it to a politician, genetically speaking. because–trust me–if given to a politician like Hillary Clinton. it would immediately stop beating.
And someday some scientist will tell you why.
Nobody Flashes: the year: 2015
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Happy New Year to all my readers and friends! 
Be safe! Be healthy! Don’t throw away the cork! And thanks for sharing your thoughts and opinions with me this year…it’s always a blast.
Here’s to one more year of putting up with morons, admiring hero’s, and most of all, sharing my thoughts with the rest of the nobodies out in the world.
Toast! (clink)!
Now, pass me the honey brandy, and my white fox fur hat, and I will see you next year…2015. Hooray! 🙂
Nobody’s Perfect: Malaysian Airlines VS Italian Ferries
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, we have two countries not having much luck with their transportation enterprises.
Italy Vs Malaysia…or..to be more fair and give respect to international, “We are all equal on this planet” diversity rules: Airplanes VS Ferries.
Let’s start with Malaysia first…it seems they have lost ANOTHER plane into the ocean. Last March we watched various nations send out their military trying to find the missing 370 Malaysian flight that disappeared after a wrong turn. We watched as governments seem to almost love the competition to see WHO could find it first! (Nobody won.)
And now, in the same year, they lost another one;
The search for AirAsia Flight QZ8501 resumed on Monday, a day after the commercial jet disappeared in Indonesian airspace with 162 people aboard.
“(Because) the coordinate that was given to us and the evolution from the calculation point of the flight track is at sea, our early conjecture is that the plane is in the bottom of the sea,” Bambang Sulistyo, head of Indonesia’s national search and rescue agency, told reporters Monday.
The plane sought permission to climb above threatening clouds. Air traffic control couldn’t say yes immediately — there was no room. Six other commercial airliners were crowding the surrounding airspace, forcing AirAsia Flight 8501 to remain at a lower altitude.
Minutes later, the jet carrying 162 people was gone from the radar.
And then you have the latest Italian ferry disaster:
Eight dead, dozens ‘missing’ after ferry fire disaster
Ship captain Argilio Giacomazzi, 62, upheld centuries of maritime tradition by ensuring he was the last man off, handing over to Italian navy officers at 2:50 pm (1350 GMT).
His conduct was in marked contrast to that of the last Italian sea captain to make global headlines, Francesco Schettino, the Costa Concordia skipper currently on trial for manslaughter abandoning a sinking cruise liner on which 32 people died in January 2012.
Wrapped in blankets and with many of them sporting bandages, 49 of the 478 passengers and crew who were on board the ferry when it caught fire shortly after dawn on Sunday disembarked from a merchant ship at the Italian port of Bari.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it the Malaysian Airlines, who continue to pile up bodies on the ocean floor, or the Italian boat captains, who have a habit of piling as many bodies on one ship as they can?
THIS…is a tough one.
On the one hand, the pilots of the Malaysian Airlines don’t seem to be at fault…it’s the guys on the ground that are screwing them up. Our American captains, when they see a problem, like Captain Sully did in 2009, they just land the plane down on the nearest Hudson River, and they don’t really ask permission. Can you imagine how many commissioners in New York would have to give the okay for Scully to land his big airliner on the Hudson River? That’s the American way…think for yourself. But a pilot of a Malaysian plane would probably be more fearful of NOT obeying the commands on the ground, instead of following his own instincts.
There is not a whole lot you can do if you mess up in a plane. It’s a long fall down.
On the other hand, the captains of a ferry or a boat have a better chance of saving people…And it was obvious that the whole Italian crew was NOT prepared for the fire:
“The lifeboats did not work, there was only one of them in the water and none of the crew were there to help people.”
“I ran out. I looked out for a lifejacket but I could not find one.”
“We did not know what to do. The staff had no idea how to get people off the boat.”
None of the statements made by survivors of the disaster have so far given any indication that as many as 40 passengers may have died.
So, who wins?
I’m going with the ferry-boat. Captains of ANY kind of boat should know better. After all, every captain in the world has heard of the Titanic. I don’t care if that captain was the last man off the boat, he shouldn’t even have left the dock without life jackets and enough lifeboats.
Or…am I wrong? If so, then I claim my own Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week.
Or should I say, Italy wins. That would be more—- fair. After all, how many captains can afford to buy 400 lifejackets?
The Royal Golf Game MUST Go On….
Nobody Reports
As most people know, it takes months to plan the perfect wedding….so wasn’t it nice when Obama called this wedding couple a day before their special day to apologize, but tell them they’d have to move to another location because he wanted to play golf?
From Bloomberg:
Natalie Heimel and her fiancé, Edward Mallue Jr., a pair of captains in the Army, were walking from their wedding rehearsal on Saturday at the 16th tee box at Kaneohe Klipper Golf Course in Hawaii when they were informed they’d have to move their wedding, scheduled for the next day.
President Barack Obama wanted to play through.
“It was kind of ironic they got the letter from them and then, within hours, they were told they had to be moved due to him,” Jamie McCarthy, Mallue’s sister, said in an interview. “It was emotional, especially for her—she’s the bride and in less than 24 hours they had to change everything they had planned.”
Of COURSE, being a soldier he has to obey his commander-in-chief. Anybody else might have told him to fudge off.
Nobody Wonders if the bride and groom got a special wedding present from the taxpayers too, but we will never know…
The Presidential golf game, MUST go on, and his royal subjects must obey.
2014: Let’s Burn That Sucker
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It’s coming, the end of 2014. I don’t know about you, but I suggest we light a match and burn the sucker into the annals of historical “Let’s not forget that nasty sucker” annals. Tell me, what will we all remember about it, if we should live even ten more years?
It will be known as the year America got her first full-fledged dictator. That’s what happens when you elect a man who runs for the American Presidency on his Muslim name instead of his American one.
I think 2014 will someday be considered, as the worst American year ever. Oh sure. There were worse years in our past: The Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World War I, World War II–the day they shot Bambi’s mother. But that’s nothing compared to when a President threatens the country with his pen and his phone.
When you have dictatorial power, there is nothing more threatening.
Remember that after the horror of WWII, millions came home, and said, “Enough of THAT crap.” Things got better. They made sure of it.
That was the American dream: This..is the American nightmare.
2014 was the year of unbelievable Presidential lies–with both feet planted firmly in the air, Obama produced scandal after scandal, and just when you thought there couldn’t be another one, there was. His wife tried to starve all the school children, in the name of saving them.
Hollywood filled us with images of blatant sex, homosexual, transsexual, and interracial relations. White men were falling in love with black women on every sitcom. Of course, all those black women were beautiful, and 100 pounds thinner than the black women walking around downtown Ferguson. And now, the children must be able to decide what sex they are: physical facts are no longer important.
It was the year that the state proudly announced that for the first time…single mothers outnumbered married couples.
The debt is so high, no one DARES to ever mention it again.
It was a year of auto recalls, and computer hackers–massive layoffs, and store closings. A winter so cold you could open your front door, put your food outside in the snow, and save on electric, which Obama wants us all to use less of.
A year of zombies sitcoms, and heinous attacks on Christians.
A year of Isis beheading Americans on Youtube.
If you booked a flight in a Malaysia airline, you MIGHT not make your destination. It was a year where CNN was turned off because of all the progressive liberal lies, and then FOX was turned off because of all the progressive conservative lies, but everyone wants to see the legs so they get more viewers.
It was a year where Lois Lerner lost thousands of emails, and Jeb Bush found thousands of his. We should have seen hers, we did NOT need to see his.
It was the first year that marijuana was legalized….starting legislation in every state to continue to give the masses a right to get totally stoned.
It was the year when honest and true Americans were ostracized and lambasted as traitors: Ted Cruz and Edward Snowdon were both..verbally pistol whipped for months on end—while at the same time, a President traded five hardcore jihadists for one American traitor, who got men killed looking for him, and gave his Muslim parents a big White House welcome.
It was also in that year he released such a dangerous Muslim from Guantanamo, we now have to pay $5 million to get him back. Another one of those men that Obama let free, now is the head of ISIS.
(Are you starting to see the pattern here?)
Yes, it was the year that Obama gave the Middle East BACK to the barbarians, while at the same time making sure that the Americans lives lost in those wars, were lost for nothing.
It was the year that Americans everywhere lost their health insurance, veterans couldn’t get into their hospitals, and a president welcomed Ebola patients into the country.
It was the year we watched a president play more golf than Tiger Woods.
It was the year Russia took over the Ukraine, and held the winter Olympics, and in true Russian fashion, won all the gold. It was the year China took over as the biggest economic county in the world.
It was a year where Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin called the President racist names we would probably be arrested for.
It was the year that Obama ordered (Come on, sure he did) the IRS to attacked conservatives and Lois Lerner got off for committing the dictator’s crimes.
We are NOT in Kansas anymore.
It was year, where a governor called out the National Guard and didn’t even use them, when angry mobs burned down a city, in order for the news media and a President to start a race war with the cops. When Obama said that race relations have never been better than under him, you can hear bear poop in the woods there is so much silence. In the meantime blacks riot all over the country, and close down malls and wear tee shirts saying “I can’t breather” and “Hands Up, don’t Shot!” 
A year when an American President reached out to Cuba, and handed them millions just to put an American embassy on their Island.
It snowed in Hawaii. In fact, the winter Polar Vortex was SO cold, global warming was changed to climate change. California had to ration water due to drought, and some men actually landed on a comet 330 million miles away, but because it used solar panels, it couldn’t broadcast much.
If that isn’t a sign of the human race DNA destruction before our very eyes, I’m not sure what is.
And yet, Obama will still push solar panels in the middle of the ice age.
The good news: the top one percent got so very rich, they can now buy up pretty much the rest of the whole world, which always leads to communism because when the people start starving, the rich elites that controlled the crony capitalism come in and say,
“Nothing is FAIR..so all of YOU must sacrificed to feed each other!”
“We can’t. We are too important.”
The overwhelming majority of republicans put into Congress were suppose to stop Obamacare, and the millions of illegal’s that will be flooding our country soon.
They have no intention of doing it at all.
We the America people— are expendable.
We are the children of the greatest generation, and yet our generation nurtured their babies in the communists hubs of our rich elite universities– where all the powerful come to rule-and they have betrayed us.
If Hillary is elected, doctors won’t be able to take money from a patient out of their pocket, doctors will continue to disappear, and no matter how much they hope Jeb Bush will become President, she leads him 54 percent to 41.
I’m taking last year’s calendar outside and burning it.
Nobody Flashes the Memories of Spalding Gray
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I just came across this video, and thought it was one of the strangest rants I had ever heard.
Spalding Gray evidently was a master story-teller, and I just found out about him today.
He committed suicide, as did his mother.
Take a listen, and see if you wonder like I did.. A man with his finger on the nuclear button is doing blue cocaine?
Great.
Nobody’s Email: Just Plain Funny
Nobody Gets Email
I’m still laughing at this one.
(Thanks to Kris)







