The Anunnaki….And Other Fun Thoughts
Nobody Remembers
To me, arguments about religion, are like watching a snake swallow its own tale. In the end the snake eats itself, and there’s nothing left to talk about. And religion is fun to talk about. (See video below, for a man having fun talking about religion.)
Every religion has its stories, and lately, some people have come up with a new twist trying to figure out, just exactly how we all got here. Basically, it’s the story of the Anunnaki, who according to some scholars, were aliens who came here long ago, bred with human women, and improved the race.
(There’s the first flaw…improved?)
Let’s see if I’ve got this story right: Some really curious German guy named Georg Grotefend had been reading ancient Sumerian tablets one afternoon, and read this:
“After the kingship descended from heaven, the kingship was in Eridu. In Eridu, Alulim became king: he ruled for 28,000 years. Then Alalngar reigned for 36,000 years, while En-men-lu-ana ruled for 43,2000 years. “
As you remember, Noah, Seth, Enos and others lived more than 900 years.
(2nd flaw: Who was counting this?)
So, it seems the REASON these guys lived so long is because they were actually from another planet. Moses and Seth were hybrids, so therefore, because of the human woman DNA, they got royally robbed. After the great flood, nobody lived very long. Gilgamesh, only lived for 120 years. (And his descendants live on Gilligan’s island)
The Sumerians (Who were actually aliens) gave us the 60 minutes concept (without we would not have a 60 minute TV show) and the Zodiac, something which none of us could live without. Obviously Nancy Reagan was closer to the Gods than the rest of us.
Now…pay close attention:—-An Alien named Quetzalcoatl, the great teacher of the Mayans, was known as Vircocha to the Incas, and as the sun god Ra to the Egyptians. Evidently this guy zipped all over the planet and build pyramids. (He is also known as Marduk, god of Marmaduke)
So why in the world did these ‘gods’ come to Earth? To mine for gold silly! Greedy bastards live everywhere in the universe. No..the real reason they wanted the gold…get ready for it:
“The Annunnaki sought gold to save their atmosphere, which had apparently sprung leaks similar to those we have created in ours by damaging the Earth’s ozone layer with Hydro fluorocarbons. They disperse extremely tiny flakes of gold into the upper atmosphere to patch holes.”
Right. Global warming is happening everywhere in the universe. If Al Gore starts insisting we need a REALLY high priced world carbon tax to plug our ozone holes with gold, I say we say to him, “ Go back to your mother Gaia, and paint your face with coconut oil, and leave us alone!”
Anyway, the Anunnaki used the Neanderthals as slaves to mine the gold—but they were slow, so two alien brothers: Enlil and Enki (first gay couple) came to take control. Enlil (firstborn) was head ruler. (Aliens also practiced the stupid habit of giving the oldest son control) Enlil was mission commander, and Enki was executive and science officer…and guess what? They didn’t get along.
Lucky us.
Enki drained the marshes on the northern shore of the Persian Gulf, and with his son Marduk —-they worked on irrigating the land between the Tigris and Euphrates. Murduk later nuked the Tower of Babel, and other places, and became RA the first ruler of Egypt.
(3rd flaw: You can have only so many alien RA’s)
All the pharaohs were Marduk’s offspring: Geg and Nut, Osiris, Isis, Seth, ..and one day they built the Great Pyramid to imprisoned Murdock because he was just nuking too much, and making big holes in the planet, like the Dead Sea.
Enki had a girlfriend named Ninhursag and they produced the first test tube baby: Adam…who was a combination of an African human woman, and a young Anunnaki male. But an alien woman carried the child to term. So that explains how Adam got here. Seeing what they had done, like the typical rulers all over the universe they said this:
“The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever. “
So they put caps on our DNA so we would die and not get too smart. Now it’s called Obamacare. (There are rulers, and then there’s the rest of us, and it’s best we stay stupid, according to them.)
So there they were, Alien gods, fornicating day and night with the women of the earth, and then one day Enlil complained that the sound of mating humans kept him awake at night. (I HATE when that happens) And so he decided to kill them all, with Obamacare..
No…no…he did it with a flood.
But Enki was way ahead of him, He helped his hybrid Noah build a boat, supplied it with all the DNA of the planet, (taking a lot of weight off Noah who was trying to figure out how to walk the elephants to the bathroom) and voila! Human kind flourish to this day!
So you can thank the alien Enki, not God, that we are all here. According to the legends, they were just like us: They were vain, petty, cruel, incestuous, and hateful. And that’s why Hillary Clinton will run for President: She just can’t help herself.
Oh— the Anunnaki also developed the wheel, schools, medical science, the fisrt written proverbs, history, taxation, laws, social reforms, the first cosmogony and the first money, as well as the first bicameral Congress. I suggest we go to THEIR planet and make them mine for gold.
And the Rothschild’s claim to be direct descendants of the Sumarian Kings.
Now, wasn’t that fun?
(Nobody Notes: So…did anybody like any of those other templates, or does this one suit you fine? If it does, I’ll try to figure out how to make the fonts bigger, which is my main concern. Thanks for putting up with my Monkish proclivities. )
All info out of Jim Mars: Our Occulted History
Nobody Wins When John Podesta Rides In on a Pale Horse
Nobody Wins
Here’s the good news: Obama is doing so badly in the polls, that John Podesta was brought in to clean up his mess, just like he cleaned up all of Bill Clinton’s messes when he worked in the White House as Bill Clinton’s Chief of Staff. His nickname for himself was “Secretary of (Expletive.).
Here’s the bad news: John Podesta is now in charge, ready to make the White House ready for the transition from Barack Obama to Hillary Clinton. John has run Hillary’s main Think Tank, the Center for American Progress, (And was hand-picked for the job by Soros) for 8 years. John has been the Clinton’s main guru. Remember when Hillary was running against Obama and proclaimed she was a proud Progressive? (see video) So is John. And John was co-chairman of the Obama-Biden Transition Project. This is what makes the democrats (who are not really democrats anymore but Marxists) so successful. They organize. They stick together no matter what. If you don’t follow the party plan, you are out.
Yes—The Mafia of Chicago have brought in…their main hit man. Like Hillary and Obama’s first White House Chief of staff, John is from Chicago. (Where the mafia and democrats merged) John he has been laying the red brick road to communism in America, for over 30 years. And like a good progressive, Podesta issued his first attack today.
In an article in Politico, Podesta compared Republicans to Jim Jones.
“They need to focus on executive action given that they are facing a second term against a cult worthy of Jonestown in charge of one of the houses of Congress,” said Podesta of what Obama’s White House team faces.
Then he said he was sorry, it was just a snark. No it wasn’t, it was a planned attack, this is how they do it. The progressive always go in through back doors. 
So where are all our Republicans saying “The left is spending YOUR money to kill unborn babies and denying people health care?”
You tell me. Jim Jones killed 900. The progressives are killing millions. The GOP is much too polite, or stupid to talk back. It’s right out a Nazi handbook. It’s called churning the waters with blood. And the timing couldn’t be more perfect with the grandfather of Duck Dynasty saying he thinks homosexuality is not normal. (Boy THAT was a set-up) Today, gays were crying about how abused they were with such hatred.
What about our abuse? Why should 98 percent of the population take such abuse from the 2 percent?
So…know your enemy they say: Let’s examine this communist in progressive underwear more:
From Wikipedia:
Podesta held positions on Capitol Hill, including Counselor to Democratic Leader Senator Thomas Daschle (1995–1996); Chief Counsel for the Senate Agriculture Committee (1987–1988); Chief Minority Counsel for the Senate Judiciary Subcommittees on Patents, Copyrights, and Trademarks; Security and Terrorism; and Regulatory Reform; and Counsel on the Majority Staff of the Senate Judiciary Committee (1979–1981). In 1988, Podesta founded with his brother, Tony, Podesta Associates, Inc., a Washington, D.C., “government relations and public affairs” lobbying firm. Now known as the Podesta Group, the firm “has close ties to the Democratic Party and the Obama administration [and] has been retained by some of the biggest corporations in the country, including Wal-Mart, BP and Lockheed Martin.”[10] Podesta has also served as a member of the Council of the Administrative Conference of the United States, and the United States Commission on Protecting and Reducing Government Secrecy.[citation needed]
In 2008, Podesta authored his book The Power of Progress: How America’s Progressives Can (Once Again) Save Our Economy, Our Climate, and Our Country. In it, he articulates a vision of progressive values based on four core lessons: 1) Progressives stand with people, not privilege; 2) Progressives believe in the Common Good and a government that offers a hand up; 3) Progressives hold that all people are equal in the eyes of God and under the law; and 4) Progressives stand for universal human rights and cooperative global security Currently, John Podesta is the U.S. representative to the UN High-Level Panel on the Post-2015 Development Agenda.[17]
Read and gulp. John was just at a “Ready for Hillary” reception last Tuesday night. He leads the new income for inequality project at the CAP. But it’s his contribution to the final push to make the executive branch all powerful that we should really be worried about…
From
Podesta’s most lasting contribution to the leftist cause came through his promotion of a strategy that White House aides dubbed “Project Podesta.” This was a system that enabled the Clintons to push through unpopular policies that neither Congress nor the American people wanted. Its implementation marked a dramatic tilt in the balance of power, giving the executive branch an unprecedented ability to force its will on the legislative branch. A strategy that White House aides dubbed “Project Podesta.” This was a system that enabled the Clintons to push through unpopular policies that neither Congress nor the American people wanted. Its implementation marked a dramatic tilt in the balance of power, giving the executive branch an unprecedented ability to force its will on the legislative branch.
Oh…so now we are told that Obama didn’t invent this tear up the Constitution and go around Congress strategy. It was John.
Project Podesta enabled the President to bypass Congress through the use of executive orders, presidential decision directives, White-House-sponsored lawsuits, vacancy appointments to high federal office, selective regulatory actions against targeted corporations, and a host of other extra-constitutional tactics.
Yes, Obama has hired a lobbyist (over 60 so far) and his name is John, and he rides a pale horse. And he is out to drive the hearse after he dismounts from that horse. 
Find out all you need to know about John Podesta here. It’s time we start crying out the progressives as what they really are: Nazi’s, tyrants, Marxists, communists, power hungry idiots, —and refuse to apologize.
And tomorrow I’m buying a Duck Dynasty duck call. I’m going to blow on it every time I hear this nonsense.
These people are quacks.
Nobody Wonders About Body Guards, Plane Crashes, and Phil Robertson
Nobody Wonders
Here’s three events in the news that have got this Nobody….wondering.
He is old news…but the fraud interpreter at Mandela’s funeral was standing there for four hours before any security detail checked him out. What does THAT tell you? Do you really think with all those world dignitaries on the stage that SOMEBODY’s service detail would have not know that this guy was an imposter? He is pretty buff, and he has a brand new apple computer, but hey—he’s sorry.
Nobody Wonders if he wasn’t hired (Come on, what schizophrenic do you know that has biceps bursting through their jacket?) to stand close by to take a bullet just in case anyone from the crowd took a shot at one of the speakers. Never mind the American Presidential FBI being so lame, how did all the other security guards miss it?
Have you heard any alarms from any country besides South Africa?
And, he saw angels. Right. I see dead people. Next time find a body guard who can actually sign.
And then there was the “ho hum” news about Loretta Fuddy. Poor Loretta, she was the only fatality in a plane crash….what are the odds that all the other people survived? You have to ask the question: Can the government have people who hold secrets they don’t want revealed killed, and make it look like an accident?
Did Ron Brown NOT have a bullet hole in his head?
Loretta was the women, who produced Obama’s birth certificate, after it was announced that it didn’t exist.
Obama asked for copies of the document, and under Fuddy, the state instantly waived a long-claimed ban on reproducing long-form birth certificates. On Fuddy’s instructions, copies were produced and delivered to Judith Corley, a private attorney for Obama.
Fuddy had written to Obama: “We hope that issuing you these copies of your original Certificate of Live Birth will end the numerous inquiries received by the Hawaii Department of Health to produce this document.”
Immediately after the delivered copy was posted on the White House website, however, numerous computer graphics and software experts declared it fraudulent.
Poor Loretta…made the last page of the last article of the conservative blogs, a patriot helping her President only to be taken out by a freak accident…because anyone who would dare to suggest that Loretta was maybe regarded as a National Security risk would be considered a nutcase. Nobody Wonders if there was an deaf interpreter on that plane.
And to save the best for last, Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty, had this to say about gays:
“It seems like, to me, a vagina – as a man – would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me,” Robertson stated. “I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”
Nobody Wonders why in the world the liberals are all upset and why would anyone make so much fuss about something that makes so much sense?
Will Obama finally come out of the closet?
Nobody Wonders.
Is China Just Going to MOVE Here?
Nobody Wins
Has anybody noticed that our last 5 Presidents talked a lot about the Middle East, Russia, Europe, and South America, but very seldom did they talk about China? Nope. We heard…nothing. Silence. It’s as if they all agreed to do a giant Ob-bi-wan nation-wide mental block: “That’s not the droid you need to talk about…”
Some people know that Bill Clinton took the top guys of our military manufacturers over there for deals, (who since have paid fines for selling our good stuff to China) and we can assume that is still going on. Remember: Chinese were always in the Clinton White House. It’s no secret that they gave a lot of money to Bill at his morning coffee “You paid for it!” meetings there. Spies were everywhere. They even gave one Chinese guy top clearance at Los Alamos, and he took a laptop full of goodies back to China with him—- Just like Snowden. You would have thought Bill would have been screaming about that..but no…silence. 
The CEO’s of the multinational companies have nothing whatsoever bad to say about China. Many of them have expressed that, to them: The future is there. It’s so much easier dealing with a dictator than a Congress. If only America were more like her. Of course, it’s all about the global money—and you and I have no clue what goes on…but..when it comes to China…
Bill now, is silent.
Daddy Bush was the U.S. ambassador to China. But, I don’t remember him saying a word about the country. He never talks about China. Silence.
The only time I remember his son, George W. saying anything was when one of our spy planes was shot down in his first term as President, and he had a heck of a time getting those people back. Since then, silence. And he was quite nice at the big Olympics games in Beijing. Nice…and quiet. 
Obama…is even more silent.
Nobody talks about China. I didn’t think it was a good sign when our biggest theater chain, AMC, was brought by China. And very slowly, China is injecting herself into countries around the world. Here’s a ghost town in Africa that they built—
Then I got this from a friend last week: This didn’t make much of a splash in the news, but China has big plans to start moving into the United States How? Why WE are going to help them!
A Long Island businesswoman wants to build a massive “Chinese Disneyland” in the Catskills — which would include an amusement park, huge mansions and a “Forbidden City” laid out according to the principles of Feng Shui.
The China City of America scheme could bring thousands of wealthy Chinese immigrants to the tiny Sullivan County town of Thompson, under a federal program that lets foreigners get visas by investing $500,000 in the US.
It also projects a $65 million infusion from the U.S. government – without naming what agency would make the contribution.
What a better way to spy on a country, then to build an amusement park, and bring over thousands of Chinese to “live” in it? You never read about China, but they have cost us and our companies…billions of dollars, by stealing. And spying. They are silent about it, and they’re good at it. They’re like millions of ants–they never take a big bite out of you, but with numbers, they can really leave you in a lot of pain from millions of little bitty stings.
The idea of the Bush “New World Order” was to promote capitalism in China, and everywhere, and then all countries would be dependent on trade and so there would never be a war. Great idea…but—.did they ever imagine that China could do a Reagan on us? No…too many CEO’s were salivating at their people ‘numbers.’ It was just a theory. And how’s it working out?
I have often expressed my worry about my Muslim neighbors, but on that same block, the Chinese are moving in. They have the money now thanks to America. They seem friendly enough, friendlier than the Muslims, but then again, I’m not sure what their plan is.
Why IS China building ghost cities all over the planet?
Will they get this big China Town in the Catskills of New York?
Probably…anything can happen with Obama as President. But, Nobody Wins when our politicians give them money to do it. And I think, it’s time, our Presidents START talking about China.
The deadly silence from them all, should make us all….wonder why…they never say anything. And why nobody in the press never, ever asks the question: What about China?
When was it decided that China’s markets were worth taking, and worth sacrificing the American middle class? Did some President at one time say: “Just think: We will have big international global trade, and of course, China’s middle class will get built, and our multinational companies will Americanize the East, (And have more money to kick back to our political coffers) —-sure our people will lose jobs, but it’s okay, because they will be able to survive on cheap goods from Wal-Mart. We’ll just turn America into a big service economy…which will eventually destroy the middle class…but it’s a big world out there! Sounds like a deal..and no more wars!”
Hey you tell me.. why the silence. I’m all ears.
Nobody Notes: This template is called Suburbia…I have only one or two more left than I’ll quit. Promise!
Nobody Reports Important News About Santa
Nobody Reports
I have urgent news…this could perhaps be as important as the questions concerning Obamacare. It seems, Nobody Knows what the real Santa Claus looks like! Megyn Kelly started this. She insists Santa is white. This is racist isn’t it? Sure it is! …but before you get upset about this important subject, I think it’s time we all took a vote, Nobody Suggests that to end this debate, everyone just pick a Santa he or she likes the best, and write to him. After all, it’s Christmas. If you don’t get your present, pick a different one next year. Sooner or later, you’ll get your present. (Hint: If you are black, you must choose carefully.)
Obamacare Website VS Chinese Surgery
Nobody’s Perfect
Every single week I have been ignoring the obviously biggest failure of any American administration since they killed all those Indians at Wounded Knee and gave all the officers metals just to cover it up….I’m talking about Obamacare and the website.
Okay. Vietnam was more recent. You see why I have trouble putting our government every week in the Nobody’s Perfect category? It’s because—
WE ARE RULED BY GREEDY IDIOTS!
There is no blog big enough to cover them all!
Whew. Glad I got that out of my system, and yes, I am drugged right now because I had a dentist DRILL a big hole in my gum today and push a nail down into it, only to exclaim “I dropped it!” (the nail—) and then he (my dentist) started hitting me on the back, and they were saying things like “Did it go down your windpipe or did you swallow it?” And….I will write about my harrowing experiment later this week. Because obviously even dentists make mistakes…and so, back to the blog:
Yes—anyone with any sense, like Mr. MacAfee, who knows what he is talking about, should never, ever, ever…go on that website. Worse case scenario—Black helicopters will ascend on your house, attack dogs will jump on you as you try to escape to your car, and you will lose everything you ever loved…even your collection of silver dollars your poor grandmother collected during the last depression.
Best Case scenario: The hacker who gets your information will leave you at least $100 dollars to live on after he cleans out your bank account. This “safe” website collects personal data such as names, birth dates, social security numbers, email addresses and other information that criminals could use for a variety of scams.
Congress actually worked one day last year, and asked some of our top experts what they thought:
In a rapid “yes” or “no” question and answer session during a Republican sponsored hearing by the House of Representatives Science, Space, and Technology Committee, Republican Representative Chris Collins of New York asked four experts about the security of the site:
“Do any of you think today that the site is secure?”
The answer, from the two academics and two private sector technical researchers, was a unanimous “no.”
“Would you recommend today that this site be shut down until it is?” Asked Collins.
Three said yes, one said he would need more information.
The experts said the site needed to be completely rebuilt to run more efficiently, making it easier to protect. They said HealthCare.gov runs on 500 million lines of code, or 25 times the size of Facebook, one of the world’s busiest sites.
“When your code base is that large it’s going to be indefensible,” Morgan Wright, CEO of a firm known as Crowd Sourced Investigations, said in an interview after testifying at the hearing.
And since this website is such a disaster, Obama and Jay Carney, are saying that it’s getting better! One more person signed up today by accident. Some lady thought she was filling out an application for a real job at the White House, answering the phone.
Today, we see reported on Drudge that Obama is getting down to business. He’s ask for help from the guru’s of Silicon Valley. Oh, NOW he wants help. (Wouldn’t you love to see that meeting on C-Span?)
And how much did this big mistake cost the American Taxpayer? Any guesses?
On another note this week, some Chinese doctors, made a hasty decision when some poor guy accidently cut off his hand.
Xiao Wei—an industrial worker in Changde, China—suffered a dramatic accident in which his hand was severed. It took seven hours to get him to the hospital along with his hand, recovered by his co-workers. Doctors thought it would be impossible to reattach the hand at the time, so they did what they thought it was the best option: attach it to the ankle so it could survive.
Actually, the picture looks about the same as Obama trying to come in and SAVE a system that, according to McAfee, should be taken out of cyberspace and thrown into outerspace, unattached to any computer. Obamacare looks to be as much an abomination as some guy walking around with a hand on his foot. And dare I mention the fact that this could very well happen to you if you sign up on that website. Who knows what kind of hired Obamacare temps will be working on your severed head? 
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
Obamacare. (No congratulations will be forth coming from me.)
Guess what? After spending an entire month with his hand living attached to his ankle while his injured healed, the Chinese doctors successfully re-attached the hand to his arm, and ….it works!
Obamacare should be so lucky. Obamacare doesn’t work, is still bleeding the life out of millions…and it’s only just begun.
Like I said: there are just not enough blogs in the universe to cover this.
Nothing Like a Traitor to Assure Your “Piece” of mind
Nobody’s Opinion.
OR—-John “Benedict Arnold Boehner”: It’s All About the Principles, Stupid.
“It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate and tireless minority keen on setting brushfiires of freedom in the minds of men. ” —Sam Adams.
The Republican Party is at war. A few very brave men have been fighting for America and its people, against a very old, entrenched, powerful old boys club. The NSA reports must be overwhelmed with angry conservatives, because John Boehner, (old, entrenched man) GOP Speaker of the House, just couldn’t take it anymore.
(see video)
Last week the Congress actually passed a budget…with the help of Paul Ryan. Except once again, the democrats win.
Tell me, why do they always win?
Paul Ryan and John Boehner want you to think they can never win. They have already given up. All that really matters to them, is they get to stay in that wonderful seat of power for more years of their lives.
I quite liked Paul Ryan when he came out last year. Like Sarah Palin, he was brought onto the ticket by the progressives in power, to get the majority of American conservatives to the polls. Mitt Romney had implemented Obamacare in Massachusetts, and the people didn’t like that one bit. He really needed help. They showed off Paul, everyone fell in love with him, and then they hid him. But, unlike Sarah Palin, who refused to go to Washington and bow to the big dogs, Paul has fallen in line with them.
John Boehner blamed the tea party for shutting down the government last week—he was attacking them viciously as if he had NOTHING to do with it,
No,no…John was just a puppet in the whole thing.
A principled man would not have done something against his own nature, John…but hey, what do you know about principles?
Here’s their argument and they are all sticking to it: We are powerless, so, just vote us in again next time, and we’ll fix it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Here’s the deal John: We don’t believe you anymore.
You have to wonder why John would do such a bonehead thing as insulting those lowlife white conservatives that hang out in bars. Look at his face: Tell me John Bonehead doesn’t like to drink. 
Paul was so excited, about the fact that there was going to BE no shutdown he said this:
To really do what we think needs to be done, we are going to have to win some elections.”
Gee…you’re getting off to a fine start, both of you. Big help there. Attack freedom loving, life loving, patriotic Americans. Talk just like Obama. Ignore the Marxist in your White House. Blame the people for everything. You’re just there to slap us all down when we act up, right?
Obama blames the republicans, and the republicans blame…the people.
What genius thought up that strategy?
So what did Paul get for his “I’m as helpless as a milkweed in a windstorm” attitude?
Spending has been increased by $63 billion, deficits will increase over the next 3 years, but fraudulent money won’t be going to prisoners anymore. (We’ll just send it to the illegal’s who will then send it to their friends in jail.) The federal government spends $3.8 trillion a year, and just like Iran, nobody can stop that.
Sixty-two House Republicans voted against the Boehner-backed budget deal Thursday, requiring dozens of Democratic votes to pass it. So, I suppose Bonehead thinks that all the independent democrats are going to vote Republican. He doesn’t need those radical conservatives anymore.
What happens if they have an election and we all stay home?
Here’s the good news: The leader of the Republican Party was so mad I wanted to send him a Uncle Sid Duck Dynasty Chia Doll for Christmas. John Boehner is tired of having to “Like’ those radical people in House., and he basically told the America conservative people last week to— “$&% Off!”
“They’re misleading their followers,” Boehner, R-Ohio, told reporters at the Capitol. “I just think that they’ve lost all credibility.”
John, we’re not misled. And the only one who has lost credibility is you. But then again, I don’t think you ever had any. What Nobody Wonders is why would he do such a stupid thing? Knock his own party so viscously?
Did John Boehner just give the Presidency to Hillary Clinton last week? Is that the ultimate plan? I still find it creepy that the Bushes and the Clintons are such good friends.
Any man or woman of principle would have a hard time being friends with liars, cheaters, and egomanicas. But the GOP progressives Rino’s always turn the other cheek.
We don’t want them to turn the other cheek, we want them to fight for us. Fight! Fight!
(sigh)
In the end, Bongino (x Presidential body guard) had the best comeback to John Boehner’s angry rant:
“America’s best days are ahead, and you and your fellow insiders and cronyists and ‘party before country’ loyalists, on both sides of the aisle, can bathe in your titles and power now, but understand that I, and many others, have dedicated our lives to draining the dirty water from the bathtub. Consider yourself served,”.
So, dear John: Take a good hard look, at the principled man. The man who thinks giving in to tyrants in order to keep yourself comfy, is treasonous.
The man who puts his country before himself.
Better get your golf clubs out, because he is not going away.
NOBODY NOTES on Templates: This one is called Timeline: And I promise, once I settle on one, I will get a picture up.
Nobody’s Email: Laws of Logic
Nobody Flashes Email
If you can find anything that is NOT true about any of these laws, let me know. Anyone who has lived long enough, knows they are absolutely true.
And feel free to add any of your own…
Law of Mechanical Repair–After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
Law of Gravity—Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers–If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Surpermarket Law–As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
Variation Law–If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Bath–When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters–The Probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of the Result–When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics–The severity of the inch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena–At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the isle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also very surly folk.
The Coffee Law–As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy’s Law of Lockers–If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces–The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
Law of Logical Argument–Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about. (Also known as the Nancy Pelosi Law)
Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance–If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking–A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy–As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Doctor’s Law–If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor by the time you get there you’ll feel better….But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician.
(Thank to my liberal friend JR, who ALSO added: If you don’t forward this, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off.)
Nobody Notes that my friend JR uses the Law of Logical Argument every chance he gets. That’s why we just email each other. If we met in person, we’d be on the nightly news
Obamacare Takes Your Money for Nothin’
Nobody Cares
“Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits is one of my favorite songs. I was searching on YouTube for the stupid Obamacare video rap, and I couldn’t find it, but I did find this one.
I believe, it was fate.
Enjoy!
Nobody Remembers the Free Men of Massachusetts Bay Colony, and the Lords Who Demanded to Rule Them
Nobody Remembers
I’m having a big problem listening to Obama trash the “rich” when he himself, lives higher on the hog than most men on the planet. Obama carries himself, like a Lord. He rules like a “King.” Obama is, by all measures of the world, what HE considers himself to be: A Lord of the World.
The “Lords’ of the world have been around since the beginning of history, as we see in this letter sent to the people of the Massachusetts Bay Colony. In this letter, some elite Lords in London, made some pretty tyrannical demands. I thought I would see if their ‘demands’ sound anything like the Lords of our time make every single day.
It was 1636. Three Puritan Lords of Parliament (Lords Brooke, Saye, and Sele) decided they wanted to leave London and travel to America. After all, they helped with the founding of the Massachusetts Bay Colony and decided it was time for them to go there. (Typically, after all the hard work had been done.)
So they wrote the people in Massachusetts, stating their demands. I’ve rewritten their demands below, copied from The History of the Colony of Massachusetts’s by Thomas Hutchinson, 1765.
Remember this was long before the Constitution.
Demand 1: That the Commonwealth should consist of two distinct ranks of men, whereof the one should be for them, and their heirs, gentlemen of the country: the other for them and their heirs freeholders.
(We have the Clintons dynasty, The Bush Dynasty, The McCain Dynasty, the Cheney Dynasty, and America also in 2013, has two distinct ranks of men now: It is now a hard fact: those who rule us, do not abide by the laws they impose on the rest of us: Obamacare is the prime example. Congress does not have to abide by it, nor does our President. They ignore our Constitution. The politicians are now on top of the elite totem pole. Washington D.C. has the biggest concentration of rich people in the country. To repeat the fine words of P.J. O’Rourke, we have a Parliament of Lordly Whores.)
Demand 2: That in these gentlemen and freeholders, assembled together, the chief power of the Commonwealth shall be place, both for making and repealing laws.
Demand 3: Without a mutual consent, nothing should be established.
(During the shutdown, Obama refused to hear any suggestions. He was the law. Therefore no help for the American people was ever allowed to even be discussed.)
Demand 4: That the first rank, consisting of gentlemen, should have power, for them and their heirs, to come to the parliaments or public assemblies and there to give their free votes personally: the second rank of freeholders should have the same power, for them and their heirs, of meeting and voting but by their deputies.
(What this means is that they want the real power of the powerful to remain with them and their families. Notice, Hillary is NEVER seen without Chelsea now. WHY do you think that is? The rest of us can vote for our local sheriff, that they have already hand-pick most of the time.)
Demand 5: That for facilitating and dispatch of business, and other reasons, the gentlemen and freeholders should and hold their meetings in two distinct houses.
(God forbid the rich elites have to mingle with the lowly working guy. It’s still the same. Good luck even getting a reporter into a Bildergberg or G20 meeting, or the White House.)
Demand 6: That there shall be set times for these meetings, annually or half yearly.
(I LOVE this one. Even the rich gentlemen of 1636 didn’t want to be bothered with having to actually WORK at governing.)
Demand 7: That it shall be the power of the parliament, thus constituted and assembled, to call the governor and all public officers to account, to create new officers, and to determine them already set up: and the better to stop the way to insolence and ambition, it may be ordered that all offices and fees of office shall, every parliament, determine, unless they be new confirmed the last day of every session. ion.
(Notice: “better to stop the way to insolence and ambition.” The elite government must control every single office and impose fees (taxes) and keep the ambitious low-life’s in their place.)
Demand 8. That the governor shall ever be chosen out of the rank of gentlemen.
(You have to be a very rich man to run for President. That’s a very small class of people. Most of the Tea Party people lost due to lack of funds against the big Rhino machine. Most all of our politicians are Lords from Harvard or Yale. )
Demand 9: That for the present, the Right Honorable the Lord Viscount Saye and Sele, the Lord Brooke, who have already been at great disbursements for the public works in New England and such other gentleman of approved sincerity and worth, as they before their personal remove, shall take into their number should be admitted for them and their heirs, gentlemen of the country.
(This is the excuse Hillary will use to be President: She has already served so much time given to the public good already.)
Demand 10: That the rank of freeholders shall be made up of such as shall have so much personal estate there, as shall be thought fit for men of that condition, and have contributed some fit proportion to the public charge of the country, either by their disbursements of labors.
(The Lords wanted to limit the people who could be even be in the freeholders to rich people who gave big money, preferably to them and their projects. Can you say, GE? Google? Solydra?)
So what happened you may ask? Did those first Americans go for the bigwigs in London coming over and demanding they get to rule forever?
Wow. Things have not changed a bit, have they? So—what did the people of Massachusetts have to say about these demands?
John Cotton wrote them back: After beating around the bush, he politely said this:
But it is one thing to submit unto what they have no calling to reform: another thing voluntarily to ordain a form of government which, to the best discerning of many of us, is expressly contrary to rule. Nor need Your Lordship fear, that this course will lay such a foundation as nothing but a mere democracy can be built upon it.
Back then, even a lowly common Minister knew what our current President does not: that a mere democracy was not good enough for freedom, or America.
You know what?The Lords of 1636 stayed in England.
We’ve seem to come full circle. It’s 1636 all over again..
Destorying the Innocent, Destoring Future Happiness: The Education of Your Children
Nobody Wins
His name was Chris Lambert. I remember how soft his hand felt when he reached over to hold my hand. My heart was racing so hard, I could hear it beat. Did the teachers see? Could it be true? As we sat in our fold-up chairs watching the movie in the school auditorium, I remember looking up, because the world had stopped in time. We were watching the story of Christmas, a school favorite, “The Littlest Angel” …(imagine that, in a public school no less) and as I looked up, I saw an angel in the snow on the screen, and a little drummer boy…playing to baby Jesus.
I’ve loved Christmas ever since. I had never seen snow before in real life, but it sure looked pretty.
At that very moment Chris reached over and placed something in my hand. It was the cross he wore around his neck. He wore that cross every day. It was given to him by his father who was the town minister. He wanted me to take it. “I can’t, I said. “You’re father gave you that.”
“Yes, It’s okay. I want you to go steady with me.” he whispered.
I was…everything you are in the first moment of love…ecstatic. We were…going steady! Somebody loved me! The magic of the moment is to this very day, is still embedded in my deepest of hearts.
I held his hand in my right, his beautiful cross in my left. I have never been as nervous ever again in my lifetime, as I was at that moment. It was a moment right out of every Hallmark movie ever written, except…… I was five. So was Chris.
And what’s even more amazing, is I remember worrying that the teachers might not want us to hold hands. After all, in an auditorium of the whole grade school, (about 400 kids) we were the only two holding hands. There were teachers all around us….watching. Did they see? Yes—- they did. But, they did nothing. They looked, and walked away. To them, it was simply sweet.
Back then, teachers were actually, smart.
Back then, kids weren’t suspected of sexual harassment. Back then, children’s love was innocent. Back then, teachers were adults. I remember a few of them whispering and smiling. No doubt, a precious memory for them too.
It was my first encounter with love. It made such a big impression on my heart that to this day, I think most all men are wonderful. Everyone loved Chris. It was all that was meant to be between a young girl and a young boy. We were the deepest of friends. We never kissed. Just held hands.
That first romance set my heart to love comes first over sex for the rest of my life. Love is everything.
Chris was, to my little five-year-old mind, my hero. Everyone talked about Chris in our little grade school. He wore sepplhosen shorts—-brown suede, leather Swiss pants, with beautiful embroidered halter straps. And he wore them every single day, in winter. It was all of 50 degrees outside, and the kids thought he was crazy, but he was never cold, because he had moved to Naples, Florida, from Alaska. To the rest of us, he seemed invincible to the cold which made him…pretty cool.
And yes, the fact that he was from a godly family meant a lot to me. Even at five, I was very close to God. I didn’t know what God looked like, but I knew he was special.
Looking back, on this cold winter’s night, I bet some of those teachers got the biggest kick out of us little lovers holding hands.Just like I got a big kick out of my young son’s first love. I took this picture while my son and I were walking his neighbor girl pal home one day. She was just one of his many buddies. They walked ahead of me, and then out of the clear blue sky, she turned to him, grabbed his hand, and said—-
“Brett, you’re my HERO!” as loud as she could, with that big beautiful smile you see here on her face. And then, she kept saying it all the way up the street.
“I know.” Brett replied.
It was the cutest thing, precious really, so I took this picture of them both.
(Okay, I got a kick out of the confidence of my son also, but he said it with a big smile. There he is picking her a flower. )
And here’s the point: When adults reprimand the natural feelings of love that children have of each other, they spoil the trust and friendship that needs to be developed when they get older. They need to trust each other and that starts when they are young. The teachers of today are teaching that all touching is sex. And they don’t even know what sex is yet.
They are really screwing up love, and trust, which leads to marriage. What the hell is wrong with them?
By now, everyone knows about the little boy who got expelled from school for kissing some girls hand. And to put insanity onto it, they called it sexual harassment.
This is feminist indoctrination 101.
It’s made national news, and the smart kid is having fun with it. Obviously, he’s bored, and he really liked this little girl. So —-A kiss on the hand. The reason kids do this stuff, means they see their parents love for each other. And they imitate it. They are imitating love. Not sex. That’s a good thing. More young boys should kiss girl’s hands. This teaches the whole school that ‘boys’ are not to be trusted.
My god.
The school system is out to change all that. There is no love, only sex.
But hey, I’m not worried about the kids. There will always be that first love at five. It’s just a shame that more people don’t stand up to the idiots we are paying to NOT BRAINWASH OUR KIDS—Just because you’re screwed up with leftist feminist bull-crap, doesn’t mean you have a right to destroy our children!
It took my husband to worry me more: “I bet if that kid had kissed a ‘boys’ hand, he would not have been expelled.”
Somebody tell that kid he needs to add that line to his defense.
Was Mandela’s Funeral Just a Nice Taxpaid Vacation for World Leaders?
Nobody Wonders
Okay. This looks bad to many. Three ‘white’ (Obama is white when he wants to be) elitists, one from the very country that jailed Mandela, ignoring the solemn ceremonies at the ‘great’ Mandela’s funeral. So…Nobody Wonders…were these three (Obama, PM David Cameron, PM Danish Helle Thorning Schmidt) –were they just continuing the big party that they had at the hotel the night before? Or was it like the photographer said…everybody was just having a good time–except Michelle who, looked like she was mad because she wanted to go shopping. I’m sure she didn’t like Obama making flirty with a white women either. In AFRICA of all places. None of use really knows what was going through her mind, but jealousy? Who knows what happened before this?
Nobody Wonders if these funeral jaunts by leaders are just excuses for them all to go on vacation at the expense of their people.
On another note: I was not going to watch this video, (found on Knight & Drummer) because it’s 20 minutes out of the day. Who has that kind of time? But…I’m glad I did. Stefan Molyneux gives the real facts about the man Mandela, who….really was a terrorist who killed people, and children. He points out with facts and stats, just how badly South Africa fell apart after Mandela took over.
And so Nobody Wonders why he had 90 world leaders honoring him at his funeral? To make themselves look good to their black voters? Do you like me wonder at what guarded luxury compound they all got together for a big party, or Safari?
Like I said, the rich LOVE Africa. What a nice vacation.
According to Stefan, South Africa, is NOT the place to go unless you are very rich and have your own body guards.
Good to know.
Ryan Holiday Explains How We Are Manipulated…THANKS!
Nobody Knows
I found a very interesting book that everybody should read at least once:
Trust me I’m Lying, Confessions of a Media Manipulator by Ryan Holiday
Ryan Holiday confesses, how he was hired to ‘promote’ stories on the internet, and control pretty much whatever topic he wants to get into the news. In other words…he lies. He describes how he got one of his “clients” in the news in order to promote a movie that was about to be released. And he starts out with something…offending:
Offending always gets the attention AND money:
“I designed the advertisements which I bought and placed around the country, and then promptly called and left anonymous complaints about them, (and leaked copies of my complaints to blogs’ for support.) I alerted college LGBT and women’s rights groups to screenings in their area and baited them to protest our offensive movie at the theater, knowing that the nightly news would cover it. I started a boycott group on Facebook. I orchestrated fake tweets and posted fake comments to articles online. I even won a contest for being the first one to send in a picture of a defaced ad in Chicago (thanks for the free T shirt, Chicago Redeye. Oh. also that photo was from New York ) I manufactured preposterous stories about Tucker’s (FAKE NAME) behavior on and off the move set and purported them to gossip websites which gleefully repeated them. I paid for anti-woman ads on feminist websites and anti-religion ads on Christian websites, knowing each would write about it. Sometimes I just Photo shopped ads onto screenshots of websites and got coverage for controversial ads that never actually ran.
So as the manufactured storm I created played itself out in the press, real people started believing it, and it became true. “
The key word here is “manufactured.” Ryan tells how very easy it is to put out a fake story In fact, he gets paid to do this for a living.
” I can turn nothing into something by placing a story with a small blog that has very low standards, which then becomes the source for a story by a larger blog, and that, in turn, for a story by larger media outlets. I create, to use the words of one media scholar, a “self reinforcing news wave.” People like me do this every day. “
This confession by the professional who works in the business, has to interest us all, because what we see every single day is people just repeating some story they got from somewhere.
Obama doesn’t have to attack his enemies constantly: He has PAID media manipulators to do it for him. The conservatives do the very same thing with the tea party. Karl Rove destroyed just about every one of them he could in the last election, helping to place a democratic majority in the Senate. The way they took down Sarah Palin, and all the tea party candidates is right out of Ryan’s book.
Scandals sell. Scandals are big money. They make them up. What he is saying is that most of our whole media system is based on profits: not truth.
“However the play starts, the end is the same: The economics of the Internet are exploited to change public perception and sell product. But I got sucked into the media underworld, getting hit after publicity hit for my clients and propagating more and more lies to do so. I created false perceptions through blogs, which led to bad conclusions and wrong decisions real decisions in the real world that had consequences for real people. Gradually I began to notice work just like mine appearing everywhere and no one catching onto it or repairing the damage. Stocks took major hits to the tune of tens of millions of dollars, on news from the same unreliable sources I’d often trick with fake stories. I was lost in the same unreality I’d force on other people. I found that not only did I not know what was real anymore, but that I no longer cared.”
This is just a tip of the interesting confessions you will get from Ryan.
In this world where everyone tells you to check Snoopes, or Wikipidia, or some other place, you must always consider the source. Snoopes is owned by Soros. Do we believe what is said there?
Not always.
So…as we hear the same stories being rehashed by bloggers, Newspapers, and National Pundits, how can you tell if that story isn’t just a lie?
You can’t anymore. But there is one clue to it all, and this is something I learned from Marilyn —(Lady genius) 
Whatever you are seeing, or hearing, or whatever poll you are listening to…Always consider the source. That is, if you can even find out who the source was.
In the end, Ryan says we’re cheering on our own deception. It’s very interesting when somebody who makes a living at lying, decides to confess. And now, he is writing books. It’s all…good to know, because so very few of us did. Thanks to Ryan’s confession, we now do.
Mandela and Obama—-Never, EVER, Met a Communist They Didn’t Like
Nobody Reports
Good lord: The day Mandela of Africa died, everyone without exception had nothing but glorious praise for the man who did not hold his white jailers at fault for what they did to him. Most white people were ecstatic about that, since the white race is now considered some kind of continuing demonic race promoting apartheid. I’m sure it’s one of the reasons the rich white politicians made him a big star. (What? You think he did this all by himself? Just like Oprah? He had NO help whatsoever?)
According to reports, it was a white Jewish communist who took a young Mandela under his wings. Much like Obama’s communist mentors, both men remain faithful to the ideas of communists.
NOW…millions of Americans, including this Nobody whose main information at the time on apartheid was a Stevie Wonder song, are finding out what Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher knew: Mandela was a communist. So the question is: Why,— when he got out of jail, was he such a nice guy? Why did he live in a predominantly all white rich neighborhood? Why was he casting himself as the next Gandhi?
Can a politician control his own image in history? Do they even WANT to?
Step outside: Can you see the sun? Do you want it to shine tomorrow? Of course you do.
Mandela did what Clinton, and Obama do every day: They do whatever is going to make them look good to the history books. They’ll even kill people to keep that legacy. (a future blog) Forgiving whites for jailing him, raised Mandela’s legacy to a whole other level…and that level was very profitably.
It’s all about the branding. It’s all about the money:
Following his death on Thursday at the age of 95, the scramble for control of the Mandela legacy – both financial and moral – will involve his family, the ruling African National Congress (ANC), and the Nelson Mandela Foundation he set up to protect his broader message.
At stake is the inheritance that will go to Mandela’s more than 30 children, grandchildren and great grandchildren, some of whom already use the Mandela name and image to market everything from clothing to reality TV.
—-And everyone wants to profit off that glorious Mandela brand. Obama is using it to up his own brand as the son of Mandela. Obama called Mandela in his speech today at the funeral, by his AFRICAN name. (Shouldn’t we honor Obama by calling him by HIS real name: Barry?)
Obama has a lot in common with Mandela. By all accounts, it seems Mandela was a full-fledged communist, most of his life— who studied Islam and hated British colonialism. Exactly what Obama’s early life was all about.
And though at first, Mandela’s prison time was hard…he really didn’t suffer as much as they want you to believe while he was in prison. For many years, he had a very nice life: had hundreds of visitors, got a degree…good food: Oh…he had a lot of time to father 30 children.
- Wow. He fathered his own tribe!
And yes, neither Obama or Mandela seen to have met a communist they didn’t like. Obama, made a big point at the funeral to walk up to Raul Castro and shake his hand with big smiles and kisses for the world to see. This wasn’t some kind of act of “forgive and live together” act. This was because Obama truly likes communism. So did Mandela. His best friends were Fidel Castro and Omar Gaddafi.
Obama killed Gaddafi. So THAT’s why Mandela refused to see him, but hey…do you really think his family, with all the money they are going to make off a President praising their father…Do you think they are going to say, “Obama killed one of Daddy’s best friends!”
Uh…Nope.
We are seeing the groundwork being laid down for Obama’s legacy as the man who challenged the rich greedy white men of America, and put down the apartheid in this country. Forget about the uniting and ending of race in America, Obama has done nothing but fuel the hatred.
Yes… Obama and Mandela had a lot in common. The only difference being, Obama lead a pretty nice middle class life as an American citizen. Mandela…did not. Right now, most blacks in South Africa live on less than $2.00 a day. Mandela, as President, came in with all the right welfare programs, so what has changed?
The black people remain poorer than ever: BUT…they have black Gods now to worship who they know, somewhere, are sitting in multimillion dollar homes. For some odd known reason, they have been br
ainwashed to believe that that’s a GOOD thing. And that’s the biggest scam about communism: the leaders that promise the moon, end up taking it all for themselves.
As for Obama bowing to Raul Castro, (yes…it’s there…) while at the same time talking about political prisoners being held all over the world?
It’s un-American, unbelievable, an historical first, and the biggest joke this side of Joe Biden.
Who, may I remind everyone: is white.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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