Rated XXX…with a HUH?
Nobody Flashes
I like to keep the blog….with some modesty of content…because I am NOT fond of porn. I always wondered about porn of any kind, because to me, why would anyone prefer it to the real thing?
Stupid I know. I know, but due to the wiring of my female brain, I can’t help myself.
Nevertheless, yesterday I watched a video on some lady professor who was teaching a class on sex toys. Really…like college kids need to know about sex toys. Then I watched a video of two black men who were telling everyone some college professor was having couples fornicate in class. As IF there was any college student that has not had sex in 2013.
Right.
Clearly the universities are promoting sex, which is to promote Planned Parenthood, who makes most of its money off—say it all together class—abortions!
The more abortions, the more money Planned Parenthood can give to the democrats!
I always follow the money.
And then…while searching around the net, I found some other VERY interesting pictures.
You see here…a penis bush trimmed in Canada. A baby shower vagina cake…..and a symbol of protest to the current ruler in Yugoslavia.
Clearly, the universities are actually making a big difference! Forgive me (or NOT) for portraying…some disturbing pictures, but then again, we must consider what is happening to ‘art.”
Vagina cake
lt’s Sunday—Did YOU Topple a National Landmark Yet?
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s some of my favorite picks sent to me this week.
On a brief note, I just heard that Mexico is banning Monsanto’s corn. Just passing it on.
(Thanks to Kris)
Tomorrow, a new template. 
Some Super Fun Superstitions…
Nobody Reads:
Here’s some superstitions from the book, Beliefs, Rituals and Magic, by Xavier Waterkeyn, and what Nobody thinks of them:
People with thin, angular ears have bad tempers. People with long or prominent ears have a gift for music and the bigger the earlobe the smarter you are.
Is that why Africans do this?
People make the sign of the horn with their hand to protect themselves from bad magic.
And here I thought Gene Simmons was part of the illuminati. These people are actually protecting themselves against getting something bad from those tea party people.
Among the great apes, staring is universally understood as a challenge to dominance.
So, Tom Cruz needs to do more staring.
Justice is blind so that she not be distracted when she lays down her judgment.
Okay. Every member of the Supreme Court needs to go over all their former lame and un-constitutional decisions (Obamacare, Woe Vs Wade, Corporations are people, affirmative action) and redo the cases with blindfolds on.
Muslim women never cut their hair.
So they have the body temperature of a camel underneath those burkas in the hot desert sun? (Do yo see where I’m going with this? Or maybe, you’d prefer not too. )
It was the Romans that thought the middle finger was shameful.
No wonder our politicians use it so much.
Muslims have to wipe themselves with their left hand after defecating. That’s why they cut off the right hand of ‘criminals.
Just think how this affected their early brain development. Obama…IS left handed. 
The Aztecs tore out the hearts of 80,400 prisoners over four days.
Uh…..
A star represents the woman, and the crescent moon the man.
Uh……
Napoleon believed that men with large, prominent noses had strength, courage, intelligence and determination and he would select his generals on the basis of their noses. The Duke of Wellington the man who defeated napoleon at Waterloos had a big nose.
This of course leads to the obvious, a man with big feet……
Duke of Wellington
Women that spend a lot of time together will find that their cycles all synchronies.
This is absolutely true. In every bar I ever worked in, within six months all the waitresses and I would synchronize our periods. Somebody explain this to me.
Many men have died urinating on electrified railroad tracks in subways.
And STILL—the United Nations…does nothing. (Let’s call Dave Barry)
The ancient Greeks commonly practiced infanticide by leaving unwanted babies out and exposed to the elements and the Inuit would do this too.
Proof that democracy is a lousy system, as our founders tried to tell us.
81 percent of women who don’t finish high school end up with a man who didn’t either. 71 percent of women who finish college end up with a man who did. 94 percent of white men marry white women, 89 percent of women marry white men.
Clearly, this is racist.
Walking under the ladder is considered bad luck because it’s the Holy Trinity. Never sit thirteen down at a table, one will die within the year. This comes from the Christian last supper, which had 13. The reason the number 13 diners at the last supper and that Christ died on a Friday, which is why it’s considered unlucky.
Any Friday the 13th bad luck stories out there? My own mother had a massive stroke on Friday the 13th, and she was visited by a white dove in her back yard for a whole year before her death which she always swore (had come to take me away.) A week before her stroke, the dove disappeared. So, I’m not so sure there isn’t something to this.
Many non-Caucasian populations lack the proper digestive enzymes to assimilate milk properly and this explains the absence of dairy food in the cuisines of east Asia.
And here I thought it was because cows were so cute.
The Roman Empire paid their troops with salt. Hence the word salary.
Now, they want to take all the salt and salary away.
Pirates wore an earring in the left ear because it was suppose to keep them from drowning.
Now, the gay Navy guys can put one in their other ear for double the luck!
Part of the social contract of royalty is to convince the peasants of the aristocracy’s superiority.
So, the real reason the Obama’s are opening up the White House for Christmas is so that they can have great rich parties, and take thousands of pictures of themselves standing by Christmas trees with ornaments given to them by the Muslim Brotherhood. It’s important to keep up appearances of the fact that THEY have 89 trees in the White House, and you only have…one. And YOU paid for theirs.
In Islamic tradition angels in green turbans visited Mohammed and the prophet’s banner is green. In hour of this the flag of Saudi Arabia is green with white writing. The flag of Libya goes even further and is entirely green. These countries are desert.
Another reason they don’t like us. We—have—trees.
There are few trees in Egypt so they burn dung.
God was wise.
Red in the morning Sailors take warning, Red at night, Sailor’s delight.
This is actually based on science, something not see any more in climate data.
David Berkowitz the Son of Sam killed five of his eight victims during a full moon.
Did anyone bother to ask him WHY? Was he actually synchronizing his killings with other serial killers?
The deadliest ever recorded the Tri State tornado of 18 March 1925, crossed the Mississippi River from Missouri to Illinois during its journey of destruction it killed 695 people.
Nobody blamed that on global warming….but then again, Nobody could predict Al Gore would be born.
Our Father…Who Art In Washington….Unhallowed be thy name…
Nobody Wins
It’s a wonderful day comrades! Today, the great and wise father of our country came out and reprimanded severely those impertinent children in the House for harming our economy, and now, that they’ve succeeded in giving the purse to Obama, everything is good. (Even FOX has caved) Time to move on to all the rest of our Fathers’ good intentions….like amnesty, Obamacare, and making sure that our embassies have really nice $58 dollar Chrystal goblets on their pretty tables. (John Kerry just spend $5 million on that..god forbid he has to drink out of a regular cup when he visits them.)
Yes, it’s good: The Father says that government is good. It’s good because we have all found out that we really need government The government is needed to protect our embassies, (Can you believe he said that after Benghazi?) Already, the ministers of propaganda are out in celebration—-The President, who was actually the one who shut down the government, has once again, saved the country from that horribly outdated Constitution:
Here’s th
e Muslim, Fareed Zakria, to explain:
“For many conservatives, the “rot” to be excoriated is not about economics and health care but about culture. A persistent theme of conservative intellectuals and commentators — in print and on Fox News — is the cultural decay of the country. But compared with almost any period in U.S. history, we live in bourgeois times,(I.E. Georgetown) in a culture that values family, religion, work and, above all, business) Young people today aspire to become Mark Zuckerberg. (They can aspire, just as long as they hand out those Big Macs with a smile.) They quote the aphorisms of Warren Buffett (While they get his five dollar lunch at DQ.) and read the Twitter feed of Bill Gates.(Wow. That’s bound to help you get rich.) Even after the worst recession since the Great Depression, there are no obvious radicals, anarchists, Black Panthers or other revolutionary movements — save the tea party.”
(Yes, it’s NOT the black Panthers or illegal gangs that are killing people every day in the United States…it’s those radical Tea Party Patriots. )
“The era of crises could end, but only when this group of conservatives makes its peace with today’s America. (They are misty-eyed in their devotion to a distant republic of myth and memory (He has a point, they have destroyed pretty much of it) yet passionate in their dislike of the messy, multiracial, quasi-capitalist democracy that has been around for half a century ( — a fifth of our country’s history. (WHAT?) At some point, will they come to recognize that you cannot love America in theory and hate it in fact?”
We love America, Fareed, we just hate fascists Muslims like you and your boss, who are trying to take it over.
Obama says the way that business is done in Washington has to change.
“The American people are completely fed up with Washington,” Obama said in stern remarks at the White House.”
Translation: I…need to be King. Crown me.
Obama also called for the stop of hatred. HA! Coming from the King of hatred himself. But we all know Obama is on the megalomaniacal path to a Hitler-like figure, what many people don’t, understand is the republicans that are working with him: Like Mitch McConnell.
Last night we found out that Mitch McConnell’s vote was bought with a $2.9 billion dollar present, up from $775 million, to upgrade the Olmstead lock on the Ohio River. The two states it straddles on, are represented by two of the Senate’s most powerful members: the Republican leader, Mitch McConnell, and No. 2 Democratic leader, Richard Durbin of Illinois.
Mitch was also the one who proposed a bill to give Obama complete power to raise the debt limit all by himself, barring congressional disapproval, in 2011.
So, we see the democratic party enlarging its power: By this account, Chris Christie will be the next President.
In the meantime, the rollout of Obamacare seems to have been deliberate…for many reasons, they really don’t want you to know how expensive it is: YET. And it will provide an excuse for implementing the one payer system when it does fail.
Yes, our father is saving the country, and anybody who opposed him is…what?
Say it all together now! RACIST!!
ROBERT REDFORD, actor: “There is a body of congressional people that wants to paralyze the system.
I think what sits underneath it, unfortunately, is there’s probably some racism involved, which is really awful. … I think just the idea of giving credit to this President, giving him credit for anything, is abhorrent to them, so they’ll go against it.”
Okay Bob, we give him credit—for the whole mess. Get back on your horse and ride away..you can get into the Grand Canyon now.
Why We Shouldn’t Trust the Rich…
Nobody Wonders
Have you been to a modern art museum lately? Well I have. And I can’t for the life of me figure out, how so many rich people think putting a solid color on the wall…is art, and is worth millions. The rich just have to be stupid to pay big money for that stuff.
When the rich get into the driver’s seat of Congress and the Presidency, they start doing very stupid things….like adding another trillions dollars on to our debt, which they did today, because the rich are still in control. 
And I’m here to say: These people are nuts. And I want to present proof of the decline in earth’s rich elites: They’ve actually lost most of their mental capacities. For instance, I present irrefutable proof: The New Wing at the St. Louis Art Museum. It cost $162 million dollars and three years to build.
I was pretty excited to visit the museum, and you can enter from inside the old one, which may or may not be a good idea, because what you see, are Greek Statues.
“Wow…how in the world did they carve lingerie out of stone?” I asked my husband, while we walked past nipple rustling marble. The skin was smooth, almost unbelievable that anyone could even get that texture…skin, cloth, emotion, out of stone.
And then, you enter the New Art museum. Each piece maybe took about…oh..a day at the most to make, and about $100 worth of paint to do.
As I stood in a room looking at two huge ‘painting’ one solid red, one solid black, I ask the guard, while laughing hysterically, what in the world was so special about them?
“You see that red one? It’s not centered.” Sure enough. He was right. The artist purposely off centered it. Wow. Genius. I do that when I hang wall paper all the time. I am, by a millionaire standards., a genius.
Or more than likely…they are all idiots. If some millionaire pays 3 million dollars for a ‘painting” that I could have done in a few hours, they really are nuts. Of course, all the poor people are walking around thinking, “I’ll just go home and paint that old toilet back by the shed and sell it to George Clooney for a few mil. How in the world can somebody get millions for all this crap?”
And so, if you want to see how humanity has really “progressed” since the Greeks walked the earth, go to any modern art museum. It’s all right there. Proof, that the rich are deep down, stupid in everything but how to make money.
That’s why, as the song says, we should “eat them all.”
Unless of course, they happen to collect Greek Statues. Those…might be okay.
(I’ll put these pictures right up there with ugly expensive purses.)
Downgrade—Rove, Hillary, Obama And Wal-Mart Shoppers
Nobody Knows
Nobody has more questions than me. Here’s a few for this week:
Nobody Knows—when the United States credit went UP? We were downgraded during Obama already once..remember?
“We are therefore downgrading the US country rating from “AA” to “AA-,” Egan-Jones said in 2009. Since then Bernanke has been pumping billions into the economy every single month and the reason they gave for doing it—was the quantitative easing coming from the Federal Reserve. So when Fitch Ratings, the third largest rating agency, warned that they would downgrade the government AAA rating this year, I got confused. Fitch warned that “political brinksmanship and reduced financing flexibility” were elevating the risk of default. Exactly WHEN did we get upgraded again?
And speaking of being upgraded…
Nobody Knows when the Republican Party is going to upgrade to a new Republican strategist. Karl Rove was one of the reasons we lost the last election. And he is continuing his daily destruction of it…(with John McCain help.) Karl Rove this week, said that the GOP should quit while it’s not as far behind as it could be.
What? That makes as much sense as saying, “Why don’t some people just shoot themselves in the head the day they are born.”
With Karl Rove on your side, you will always lose, which brings me to a rare statement by Obama that actually makes sense: Of course it’s hard to find, so I must point it out—
On the subject of John Boehner:
“It weakens him, so there have been repeated situations when we’ve had agreements, and he goes back — and it turns out that he can’t control his caucus. The challenge here is can you deliver on agreements that are made,” he continued. “Are you able to come up with sensible, bipartisan compromises and deliver on them? One thing that I’ve shown is that, if I say, ‘I am prepared to compromise on something,’ I can deliver votes and we can get it done,” Obama said.
Nobody Knows when Obama compromised on anything. Probably—-playing 18 holes instead of 36. But one thing is true: The democrats always stick together. They represent themselves, not the people. So…by this standard, the republicans should unit on principle and tell him, “You wanted us to deliver votes! We’re unanimous…you need to go!”
And speaking of going…Nobody Knows if Joe Biden is planning on running against Hillary for the Presidency. But..it seems Miss Hillary Merkel made it known at a private meeting that Joe Biden was against going after Bin Laden. So, we now know Hillary is going to take credit for killing Bin Laden when she runs for President. 
Nobody Knows, but I’m pretty sure, that’s not going to go over in Omaha.
And speaking of Omaha….
Nobody Knows if the people buying groceries there are being recorded and studied at their grocery stores, but you can be pretty sure they don’t know about it if they are. Really…this gathering of information is going a wee bit overboard don’t you think? Do they really need to know what I feed myself?
YES THEY DO! Just think: Obamacare will tell you you’re fat, and so your premiums will go up, and you will insist you’re not eating much, and they will have you on video buying Oreo cookies. Forget it. You’re doomed. 
Nobody Knows if that could happen, but Nobody is SURE Michelle Obama would love it.
And finally—Nobody Knows that I have a favorite quote from the week, from Donald Trump: .
“It’s very hard when you have a lot of people out there saying, let’s make any deal just to get this over with,” Trump said. “That’s not what it’s all about. It’s really about saving the country.”
EXACTLY, because nobody knows what will happen if we don’t try to save the country, but we’re pretty sure, Wal-Mart will become the new Macy’s.
The U.S. Post Office VS Bob Costos
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have two sports bloopers: The U.S. Post Office VS Bob Costos
The first blooper came last week, when the ever long-suffering Post Office printed up a whole line of new stamps to honor Michelle Obama’s “let’s just move, so I can be known for doing something besides spending your money ” obesity program for kids. But, at the event in which the stamps were revealed… it seems the first lady was a gasped at the thought that the kids might get some dangerous ideas from the stamps.
Yes….cannonballs, headstands, swinging on a swing, running, playing basketball without a helmet—- standing AND breathing, are now all considered dangerous by the Obama’s
“Three of the stamps in the fifteen stamp series raised safety concerns among sports figures on the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition. The stamps in question depicted children performing a cannonball dive, skateboarding without kneepads, and doing a headstand without a helmet. The unsafe depictions came to light after USPS Marketing chief Nagisa Manabe asked Michelle Obama to take part in a first day ceremony for the stamps. That was apparently the first time the stamps had been reviewed by the Sports Council.”
Maybe they should have gotten someone named Mike as the Marketing chief.
I’m not so sure we can blame this on the Post Office, who right now, have their share of problems…like going bankrupt in a few days. (Or is it hours?) But, until they can come up with some starvation stamps…you know..kids not drinking milk, or eating pancakes, giving their food to the poor in India, —- the Post office will have to take the hit.
Funny, I couldn’t find out how much it cost to print those stamps anywhere.
And then there’s that lovable but hyperirritable sportscaster Bob Costos. Once again, Bob got the nudge from Obama to open his mouth to utter this ridiculous hyperbole:
That’s right. Bob claims the name REDSKINS is a slur. so….I found a bunch of “nobodies” on the internet who had this to say about Bob’s hypersensitivity to the color of anybody skin. Red or black.
Dr. Elephant: He is suddenly offended at “redskins”, but call Sarah Palin a “redneck” and he will just giggle.
Nobody: Dr. Elephante—He also just called anyone who was upset by his comments “any negative reaction comes from an extreme fringe.” I’m insulted, how about you?
The Grim Reaper: I consider “president” followed by Obama to be a slur….
TSH7623: Maybe you’re right Bob. Maybe we can achieve utopia by letting enlightened sports commentators and politicians gut all societies of anything that might possibly offend anyone. Why don’t you set a good example for everyone and stop vomiting your rotten-brained political correctness all over people who are trying to enjoy a GAME.
The Real Killer: Maybe Costos should rename himself “Cost Us” …in honor of his man-crush, Boy Baraka…and push for naming the team the same way….the Thinskins.
Victory Man: “Announcers”….I call them the “Medical mouthpieces”…..”So tell me coach, I know wide receiver Ralph Smith broke his leg on the last play before halftime, but, do you think he’ll be back in action for the second half”….”There’s a break in the action, so I must report that the band aid on the quarterback’s elbow has been replaced with a fresh one…back to you in the booth.”
Lazypadawoon: Maybe instead of changing the name, why not just replace the Indian with a potato? (rim shot)
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
Is it the Post Office? After all, this is not the first time they have thrown out stuff: Dolly Parton’s free library books are a favorite trash bin Post Office item all across the country. And don’t go caroling near one any time soon, Christmas carolers are NOT allowed—-unless of course you are there to buy the Muslim Holiday celebration stamps, ordered by Obama. 
Or is it Bob Costas? Bob’s parroting of Obama’s every racially offensive whim insults my own parakeet, who frankly, has more common sense.
No…I’m afraid the prize goes to the Obamas. Congratulations Obamas…you win AGAIN!
Yes— Mr. and Mrs. Obama—-Who like the wasteful spenders that they are, love to dictate our lives down to our Muslim stamps, what our kids can do at playtime, and how skin color is the most important factor in deciding our sports names.
Really. I wish I had a team to honor MY white skin.
As for Obama— for a President to even bring up this petty subject, while by his own admission, the whole world is going to be destroyed within hours—-is a serious dereliction of duty.
It borders on impeachment.
Clearly. The Obama stamps will be here before he leaves office.
Which, is good news. Do you really think Obama would let the Post Office close before he got his own face put on a Forever Stamp?
Not gonna happen.
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Nobody’s Perfect: Obamacare VS Free Vibrators
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, we have real contest going—Obamacare VS Free Vibrators. Which would YOU rather have?
The contest is between two entrepreneurs: Barack Obama and Tom Nordone, so let’s get started. 
Obamacare:
Obama had three years to get his website for Obamacare up and running, but on the day of its debut last week, not only was the government shut down, it seems the whole computer Obamacare program, was just…not working. Obama knew that was going to happen because he said this WEEKS before:
“I guarantee you, the opponents of the law, they’ll have their cameras ready to document anything that doesn’t go completely right, and they’ll send it to the news folks and they’ll say, ‘Look at this, this thing is not working,'” Obama said Thursday.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! For once, Obama was right! It was all over the news. Not only was it not working, more people attended the presentation on “Orchestrating Orgasms” at the University of New Hampshire (Over 500 people showed up.) than actually got through on the Obamacare website. And that’s including all of Obama’s 57 states!
There are going to be some glitches as this thing unfolds,” Obama said. “Somewhere around the country, there’s going to be a computer glitch and the website’s not working quite the way it’s supposed to, or something happens where there’s some error made somewhere.”
Free Vibrators!
And then there’s Tom Nardone…
Tom decided to get in on the action, and from the goodness of his own heart, decided to give away free vibratos to Detroit!
Tom Nardone of Birmingham, the founder of the Detroit Mower Gang, a prolific pumpkin carver, bulletproof vest manufacturer, a married father of three and the creator of a successful Troy-based sex toy business named PriveCo, has harnessed the federal government shutdown to bolster name recognition for his company’s website, vibrators.com. For as long as the government is closed, his company is offering 200 free vibrators per day to furloughed government employees. “Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential?” the Vibrators.com website asks. “Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?
As of about 9:15 p.m. Friday, Nadone posted on his Facebook page that 40 orders had been filled.
That’s 30 more people than who actually signed up for Obamacare on the first day.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award of the week?
Obama of course. By not having the websites ready for primetime, he missed all those unemployed workers out there in America, who were attending classes on sex and using their free vibrators. Most of them hung up after the first three minutes.
Nobody Thinks that Obamacare will still be having problems in 2031, while Mr. Nordone will no likely become more popular than Obama….and on his way to buying the whole city of Detroit.
Yes…the lesson here is capitalism beats socialism every single time.
Congratulations “President Obama”!
You’ve made a big fool of yourself…once again! And the world is watching. 
WHY Does the Queen Keep Anointing Idiots?
Nobody Reports
In case you haven’t heard the news, you only have thirty more years on the planet. Excited? According to Sir Bob Geldoff…the clock is ticking. 
First, you have to wonder WHY the Queen made a lord out of Bob Goofoff…er Sir Geldolf. By the likes of his hair, he only gets out of bed to proclaim the world is ending, so that he can throw a big party to raise millions, and then pocket his next ticket to whatever paradise he happens to sleep in. He says that all the people of the world will die by 2030. Known for his “LIVE AID’ concert, to fight famine in Africa in 1985…Bob has come out of his gerbil hole to speak again:
The former Boomtown Rats singer also warned “the next war will not be a World War One or a World War Two, it will be the end.” He added: “We may not get to 2030. We need to address the problem of climate change urgently.”
It’s time to ratchet up the global warming takeover….because soon, they will not be able to claim the earth is warming, and Bob will have to invent another problem, like BIG RATS taking over the earth. After all, x-musicians with no talent have to do something to make a living. Besides, the poor man is just not getting any sleep over the upcoming destruction of us all. Who WILL do his hair? All the hairdressers will be dead from heat stroke. Clearly, Bob didn’t mention this fact, but its obvious it’s on his list of worries:
The extraordinary “reverse” of global warming has led to a 60 per cent rise in ice-covered ocean. Just six years ago, some scientists were predicting that all of this ice would have melted away by 2013.
And I was JUST talking about liberals prophets of doom. Bob I see, put on a suit and dyed his hair blond to befit his title of Lord. 
What would REALLY impress us, is if some body would give a concert to end the corruption in tyrannical governments. Now that would be worth a lordship!
We need to WRITE that Queen. Clearly, she is not paying attention to her Queenly duties.
Is It a Clear and Present Danger?
Nobody’s Email
I got this last week. Watch how this retired veteran takes care of a clear and present danger.
The people who adopt these dogs after they ‘serve’ their time, should be given tax breaks! Okay. Maybe not. But I’d rather watch this than Nancy Pelosi sending her threats of mass destruction on the TV every hour. This kitten may not be a clear and present danger, but I would beg to differ about Nancy Pelosi.
Chef, who over five years served two tours of duty in Iraq and one in Africa detecting explosives and working as a patrol dog. Today Chef is one of the most popular dogs on the Internet because of a video where he meets a tiny kitten for the first time. Throughout the video’s running time, Chef, ever so carefully, like the meticulous and expertly trained dog he is, investigates this new, curious thing, pawing and sniffing at the feline, and the results are heartwarming.
(Thanks to JR)
Someday, You will need ‘permisson’ to get into D.C.
Nobody Knows
When did the ‘government’ get to say when an American, can walk on grass, and look at a memorial? You and I pay for those parks. So what if some park ranger is not there? If you fall and break your hip, dial 911. 
Shamefully, Obama had the WWII veterans memorial taped off today. Michelle Bachmann ran down to let them all in. Rush Limbaugh said that some old vets just went under the tape.
Good for them.
I think people should just start doing it. Most of these places are just statues. Did they close down the Vietnam memorial too?
Is this NOT ridiculous?
Frankly, I think that our National Parks belong to the people. If we want to go walking around in the Grand Canyon, or Yosemite, or any old damn park in America, it should be our right to do so. After all…WE PAID FOR IT!
After all, if they can let give illegal aliens drivers licenses still, and welfare, and medical care, we the citizens should be able to walk any where we want to in a National Park. We shouldn’t HAVE to apply for ‘permission.”
Nobody can see the reasoning behind this insanity.
Someday, you will need a ‘special permit’ just to get INTO Washington D.C. And that’s not too far off. Remember I predicted this when it happens.
Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Sex on the Tracks
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, it was pretty easy to find two very prominent replicas of imperfection: First Up: Obama and his Gestapo of democratic reprehensible political busboys in the Senate: 
For a whole week we have heard nothing but lies and bullying from Obama and his parody of a circus clown, Harry Reid— insulting, and refusing to even listen to anyone who wants to help America fix the horrible nightmare called Obamacare. In fact, Obama just keeps insulting those “right-wing radicals.” who want to throw it out. Obama said this:
Newsmax: Saying a government shutdown would have a “very real economic impact on real people,” President Barack Obama said in a White House statement before the press on Monday that the Republican Party shouldn’t bring the “entire economy” to a halt just because it didn’t like the outcome of an election.
Yes, Obama said that Obamacare would have a “very real economic impact on real people.” Wait…he didn’t? Saying the entire economy is going to shut down because of the Republicans is like telling your kid that he will never eat ice cream again if he doesn’t eat his black-eyed peas. Not only are these democratic politicians, bloodsucking, whining, sniveling liars—they are getting really boring. The only people that will suffer will be the little guy….all us nobodies. Not only is Congress exempt from Obamacare and all their friends and donors—-so are most of the government workers.
From Drudge: The federal government shutdown will temporarily cut off pay of thousands of Uncle Sam’s workers, but for those considered “excepted employees,” there could be a nice salary bump thanks to rules allowing overtime, compensatory time and other benefits provided to those the administration feels too important to furlough.
So, many of Obama’s chosen ones will make double the money! Imagine that? NEXT: SEX on the Tracks. While America is being put through hell, one can only imagine what kind of day the two victims in the Ukraine had last Saturday. They both got so drunk, on the way home from their night out, they decided to have sex on the railroad tracks…and well…it must have been really GOOD sex because neither of them noticed the train coming.
The ministry cited the surviving victim, who said that he and his girlfriend “failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home… and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks.”
And so they did!—-(experience extreme sensation) The girl..sensation was so extreme…she didn’t live to tell us all about it. The man..lost both legs. Because of that, I predict many more will try this just to say THEY survived! So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
The man who’s signature accomplishment is that train wreck called Obamacare.
People under Obamacare will be losing more than their legs.
Nobody Flashes Masculine Moments
Nobody Flashes
Okay. Due to unbearable pain in my mouth…I present a distraction. I actually wish I’d have thought of this first one when I played piano in hotel lounges.
If any of you guys out there has had any of this happen…go ahead…make my day!
(Thanks to my liberal friend, JR)
Nobody Reads About Naked People
Nobody Reads
I do. All the time. This morning I went from Christopher Columbus to the Enquirer.
What did I learn that I didn’t know already? Columbus was a pretty slick guy. In 1492 he discovered a whole civilization of naked people in the Caribbean, and how much fun was that? BUT…here’s the key. Even though all these woman were running around naked, because of his stout religion, none of his men were allowed to take advantage of the natives, who were very fearful of Columbus. And he made a point to GIVE them gifts, as a bribe, so that they in turn would go and show him gold, food, fish, etc.
A foreign policy that is still being practiced to this day.
Evidently, the ‘Indians’ (which he called them because he thought he was in India) were very loving and very fearful of Columbus and his clothes. They believed that all power came from the sky (is this a universal thing or what?) and so Columbus, being smart, kidnapped some natives, and taught them to jump off the ships on every new island and say, “Come, Come, look upon a celestial race!” And the people would flock with gifts to give the new gods.
Not very Christian of him, but nothing we haven’t heard from Obama.
Most of the islands were filled with good and loving people, who would give Columbus anything he wanted, but there was one island of very ferocious men, who wore their hair long “like women”, had spears and bows, and armor of brass, and ate human flesh. Columbus stayed away from them. Just like he stayed away from the island of people who had tails. A wise lesson that John McCain to this day, has not learned. 
The canoes could hold 72 people. ( None of whom were virgins, but don’t tell anybody) And even though they could build BIG canoes they couldn’t count miles. Columbus was REALLY good at measuring miles. He’s report 564 east, and 322 west. He LOVED to write about how many miles he went. No mile got past Columbus without being counted. And knew not to go North in winter, starting the universal habit of southern vacations.
Another thing I thought was interesting is that the ‘princes’ had twenty wives. All the rest had one.
And that’s another fact that is universal, isn’t it? There are very few women left in Arkansas that Bill Clinton has not enjoyed.
Yes, Columbus made sure that the money guy knew that there was GOLD in them there islands, and all he needed was more money to go and get it! Thank the lord. He left men to build a fort, and gave them enough supplies to last them a year.
Gee…imagine our politicians thinking like that.
Wait…there’s OIL in them there sands….
Still, I blame Columbus for Cuba. If Columbus had only stayed in Cuba, we would all be eating better bananas.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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