Oh Dear…Is It Halloween AGAIN?
Happy Halloween!
I have no idea what to say…so, here’s a few pics taken last year on Pattie’s porch…where right now, I’m sure, Pattie is giving out loads of candy to all the cutties. Oh…..that’s my friend Pattie’s Indian Headdress that is REAL. So Pattie, if you read this: Save a few of those candy corns for me! And a few of my favorite Pumpkin carvings. Everyone that’s not in the East…be safe…and for those sitting in the dark tonight, what a great time to tell a few ghost stories. If you don’t know any, drag out Stephen King. He’ll scare anybody.
H/T Potluck
And the Virgin Vote For Sex Oscar Goes To…..Australia!
Nobody Knows
I have avoided posting this ad for Obama, because it’s just so embarrasing…I couldn’t help but wonder if women really are so stupid now, that they think that IF they vote for Obama, they might have sex with him. They left loves this bimbo, she is so creative! So original! So cool!
THEN it was reported that Lena Dunham was not so original (They claim she thought this little “lose your virginity”) concept all by herself.
Then it came out that Putin used it FIRST.
BUT—-Let’s get the record straight: It was Sarah Hansen-Young, Green Party women from Australia that had them BOTH beat! And notice, she actually looks like she would be good at phone sex..unlike Lena, who you can’t picture doing anything but buying really ugly jewery and getting a tatoo on her butt saying she voted for Obama. I’m not sure she’s READY for sex.
What’s the message? SLUTS VOTE!
Good god. This is solid proof that all liberals and communists think all women are good for is sex. They HAVE no brains.
Now we know. Lena copied Putin who copied Sarah Hanson Young…Australia. The Brits are FIRST again!
(Thanks to amfortas)
Nobody Gets Email: Biden Vs Biden
Nobody’s Email
This video was just too funny and on the mark NOT to post…Remember this man is one click away from the Presidency if Obama should stay in power.
Enjoy!
Nobody Remembers the 25th of October
Nobody Remembers
October 25.
Yesterday I was watching the day’s news events, and was thinking to myself, upon hearing the swearing remarks of Obama about Romney in an interview,…..”Wow. That’s a first. ” I was ashamed for this man who thinks its cool to cuss. Bill Clinton made oral sex very popular in our grade schools, and Obama is helping the kids learn how to cuss out people they don’t like.
What class.
It was a day to remember…and so I thought I’d put the day in more historical perceptive. I looked up other important events that happened on October 25 throughout history—Let’s compare them to yesterday…shall we?
Here’s the ones I found interesting:
1492 – Columbus’ fleet sites “Zandislands” (Ragged Island Range, Bahamas)-(Now filled with homes of rich democrats) 
1760 – George III ascends the British throne
1764 – John Adams marries Abigail Smith (marriage lasts 54 years)
1825 – Erie Canal opens, linking Great Lakes & Atlantic Ocean
1861 – Telegraph message sent from St Louis to SF
1870 – Postcards 1st used in US
1881 – Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday & Clanton engage in “Shootout at OK Corral”
1884 – 1st World Series OK by AA, Providence (NL) sweeps NY Mets (AA) in 3 (3?)
1924 – “Little Orphan Annie” comic strip 1st published (Giving all mothers a reason to pray they’d never have a redheaded child.)
1929 – Former Interior Sec Albert Fall convicted of accepting $100,000 bribe. (Now—all polticians take bribes, and give them out: welfare checks, birth control pills, phones…housing…amnesty….) 
1930 – 1st football game in Atlantic City Convention Center.
1930 – 1st scheduled transcontinental air service began.
1932 – Benito Mussolini promises to remain dictator for 30 years (Something Obama will do in his “second” term.)
1940 – Benjamin O Davis Dr became 1st Black general in US Army. (And YOU thought it was Colin Powell.)
1941 – 16,000 Jews massacred in Odessa Ukraine
1946 – 1st trial against Nazi war criminals (Nuremberg)
1955 – Tappan sells 1st microwave oven (I have it in my basement)
1960 – 1st electronic wrist watch placed on sale, NYC (And probably first one stolen) 
1960 – Cuba nationalizes all remaining US businesses
1961 – USSR performs nuclear test at Novaya Zemlya USSR
1964 – USSR performs nuclear test at Novaya Zemlya USSR
1971 – Roy Disney dedicates Walt Disney World. (Where everyone could see the Presidents actually say something important.)
1974 – Air Force fires 1st ICBM
1979 – USSR performs underground nuclear test
1975 – USSR’s Venera 10 makes day-side Venus landing (fortunately, they left the dogs at home.)
1984 – USSR performs nuclear test at Novaya Zemlya USSR (Somebody want to tell me why the Russians like to explode bombs on this date?)
1988 – France performs nuclear test at Muruora Island. (The last time France performed anything.) 
2001 – Windows XP first became available (And Nobody misses it more than me.)
2004 – Fidel Castro, Cuba’s President, announces that transactions using the American Dollar will be banned by November 8. (Castro was ahead of his time.) 
2009 – The 25 October 2009 Baghdad bombings kills 155 and wounds at least 721. (Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize for that one.)
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, on this day, October 25, 2012
2012 Barack Hussein Obama, the first Black President, calls his opponent, Mitt Romney who is running in this year’s election..a Bullshitter, meaning the office of the Presidency was just brought down to the level of a 7th grader.
Unfortunately , President Obama’s deeds on this day are not really one of the great things that happened….nevertheless, it might be a first for the record books.
People expected great things from their first black President, what they got was…in the words of XP–an error of bad code.
Time to update, don’t you think?
What’s in a “Racist” Dictionary?
Nobody Wins
There is certainly one thing that has been extremely annoying about having our first mulatto President. Wait…no…I mean our first BLACK President. (Was that a racist remark?) I don’t know. And that’s the point, it seems that if you say, “Obama is a ketchup eater” —you WILL be called a racist. 
And today it seems, the ‘racist’ Sarah Palin said this:
“Why the lies? Why the cover up? Why the dissembling about the cause of the murder of our ambassador on the anniversary of the worst terrorist attacks on American soil? We deserve answers to this. President Obama’s shuck and jive shtick with these Benghazi lies must end,” Palin wrote.
According to the user-submitted Urban Dictionary, the term “originally referred to the intentionally misleading words and actions that African-Americans would employ in order to deceive racist Euro-Americans in power, both during the period of slavery and afterwards.”
Wow. Who knew that the black community used to try to deceive, rob, and harm “racist” European Americans? I didn’t.
And if the shoe fits, why can’t we say it? I’d say Sarah used the perfect selection of words. Notice that when Joe Biden was addressing a mostly black audience he talked like a “black” man and threatened that they (meaning all the blacks) would all go back into chains if Romney was elected.
That’s the way to talk to those plantation negroes Joe! Put them in their place!
Also notice, how he got out of that “racist” comment. Joe Biden could call Obama his long-john looped homeboy nigga nimrod, and everyone would just laugh
Here’s Joe’s “racist” comments in August:
Nobody Says that Nobody Wins when you lose your free speech rights, and so Nobody quotes from the dictionary of Slang and Euphemism:
Joe Biden is a batshit dipwad, and Obama is a joto beamer.
Look it up. Lots of people have dictionaries, but Nobody Wins when you can’t criticize your President because he’s black.
Nobody’s Perfect: Obama Has Binders Too!
Nobody’s Perfect
Today, we see that Obama has binders too!
Somebody should check to see just HOW many women have been put in Obama’s binder.
Having said that: To come out with a plan a few weeks BEFORE the election?
Sort of like: “Don’t have time to read it? Well..I WAS going to wait until after the election to put it out, but uh…uh…I thought you might have to read it to see what’s in it!”
(Notice how THIN it is.)
So, let me get this straight. Obamacare was about a trillion pages long…and that’s was just one aspect…but his plans for “jobs” is only about two pages?
Which means the women’s section on jobs might be a full paragraph, and the rest is about electric cars and solar panels.
Proof that Harvard is way overpriced.
Mr. President: Don’t you know NOBODY puts women in binders anymore? For SHAME.
Nobody’s Email: The Perfect Political Tee-Shirt
Nobody’s Email
Funny thing about email..there seems to be a lull in the conversation. Hmmmm…or I get such big bunches of stuff to read, I can’t find the time. Do you have that problem?
Anyway, here’s a picture I thought was worth showing. I’d love to get one of these.
(Thanks to Tom Bebee)
Nobody’s Email: Deer Warnings Signs–Need to Move
Nobody Gets Email
I haven’t heard from my liberal friend in a while, but last night he sent me this gem. At first, I couldn’t believe this woman was serious..I thought it was a joke, but then, as you listen, you realized…she REALLY thinks they should move the Deer Warning signs to get the deer to cross somewhere else.
Hey…enjoy it! I did. I bet you this lady also thinks Mitt Romney is putting women in binders.
(Thanks to J.R.)
Nobody Needs Some Comic Relief
Nobody Wonders
I don’t know how these people do such funny video’s, but I’m hoping for more! The wigs alone crack me up.
After last night’s debate, I have a terrific headache from even thinking about all the spin…so this afternoon…I just want to laugh. Feel free to join in.
The Truth According to Thomas Sowell And Clint Eastwood
Nobody Reports
Many of my readers know, that Thomas Sowell is not only one of my favorite writers, he’s one of America’s leading philosphers, and political pundits. Here Thomas expresses, as he so often does, what many of us are thinking…How in the world did Obama get in office?
And here’s another “parody” by Clint Eastwood, just to warm us up for tonight townhall debate…GO MITT!
Nobody Flashes Paul Ryan’s Girl
Nobody Flashes
Paul Ryan has a fan who wanted to show her appreciation to Paul Ryan for his “fiscal” knowledge…I really enjoyed this one, because I used to sing this in a band way back when, and I had a lot of fun with it. I am regretting YouTube being invented too late for ME to give this girl some competition!
I can’t help but thank this girl for just having too much California fun! Not to mention there is a good shot of Ryan’s hard-worked abs. (Yes, the girls get some eye candy.)
Enjoy!
(Thanks to amfortas)
Nobody Flashes Hilter’s Remarks About the Debates.
Nobody Flashes
I know this video is getting worn out, with people putting words for Hitler to speak, but this one is especially funny because in a certain spot…one girl grabs another girl and says “Don’t worry, we will still get free birth control.”
It’s worth watching again when on a Sunday Afternoon.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: Winston Churchill & Barack Obama
Nobody Gets Email
Leave it to my dear friend in Australia to find this gem: Enjoy! 
(Thanks to amfortas)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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