Nobody’s Perfect: The Empty Chair VS the Pregnant Woman
Nobody’s Perfect
Art…we are told its in the eye of the beholder. Here we see two comparisons of the latest art projects, one suggested…one actually implemented.
FIRST: Damien Hirst, who seems to think that pregnant women look the best just before giving birth, has set his statue in the lovely town of Devon…and not everyone is happy about it:(Notice his own excitement!)
Hundreds of residents looked with a mixture of emotions today after a sculpture of a huge, naked, heavily pregnant woman with a sword arrived in their seaside town on a flatbed trailer.
It was their first glimpse of the controversial 70ft tall statue by Damien Hirst which has stirred up controversy since he announced plans earlier this year to “loan” it to Ilfracombe, Devon, until 2032.
A report to the council said objectors considered the statue to be “outrageous, immoral, bizarre, obscene, offensive, disgusting, distasteful, embarrassing, grotesque, disrespectful, insensitive, inappropriate, a monstrosity, tasteless, ugly, vulgar and not in good taste”.
Evidently she is standing on a bunch of legal books, so what does the artist mean? Woman should be the arbitrators of the law because they bear the children, and so if not obeyed they will take a sword to your head?
SECOND: This artist wants to put a replica of Obama, on Mt. Rushmore. And being the creative guy that he is, he has suggested…the empty chair.
What do we get from this symbolism? And most importantly, can it be done?
The good news is: I would suspect that many in America would object just as strongly as their Devon counterparts to this obscene gesture placed next to our greatest Presidents, Obama not being one of them.
Nobody Suggests —the two artists get together and set that mother down on that empty chair, pushing her sword with both hands through that great monstrosity called ‘Obamacare’ …which is lying at her feet. And put THAT statue right front of some Catholic maternity ward.
What? Did you think I was going to point out that Obama’s first debate was not nearly as perfect as he can do…but just about as bad as it could be?
Uh…I just did…in my own artistic way!
Nobody Flashes: Video Shows Exactly How Obama Gets His Jobs Numbers!
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Last week, after the empty chair got righteously trumped in the first Presidential Debate, all his minions filled the airwaves with all the various reasons of why the Potus was off his game:
1) He was speechless at all the lies being thrown and him and couldn’t respond because he was drugged.
2) He didn’t want to look like an angry black man, and pretending to be an intelligent white man was just too hard.
3) His debating skills were sabotaged by John Kerry, whose debating skills were sabotaged by his wife who still cannot speak English.
4) He wanted to look Presidential…and have a civil conversation, and Mitt just wouldn’t let him talk, unlike his teleprompter, who lets him talk all the time.
5) The real Mitt Romney wasn’t there, but the one that was there just lied, which in that case means that the real Mitt Romney that wasn’t there, is NOT a liar.
6) He was oxygen deprived….and just didn’t want to be there. In fact, his poor brain was so ‘oxygen deprived’ that all he could think about was helping Snoop-Dog come up with 10 reasons why everyone should vote for him, and was writing them down while Mitt was talking so he wouldn’t forget.
7) He was especially angry that Mitt attacked Big Bird, who was his childhood favorite Sesame Street character. He couldn’t believe someone would attack the Bird who taught him how to count.
8) He was thinking about the 17th hole.
9) He was thinking that Michelle was still pissed off at him sitting next to Beyonce in Las Vegas all night, and was thinking of taking Michelle to Paris after the debate to make up for it…then maybe another vacation…
Nobody Believes any of it: the fact is, Obama couldn’t debate Romney because he simply doesn’t believe in the free market system. How do I know? Because it ws among his summation.
“I believe in a free market.” he said in the first sentence of his closing remarks.
Oh..sure you do…that’s why you have fundamentally worked every day to try to control and change the whole American system.
Because Romney beat him so bad on the economy, they came out the next day and ‘fixed”a few numbers, used that very special process shown in this video, and came out with the great news, that people are just now going back to work! In California, they can’t afford to GET to work because the gas pumps are down but hey… jobs are coming back! If people can’t afford to drive to tham, that’s not his problem…..he will need another four years to build those roads.
I don’t know what it’s like in your neighborhood, but the economy here is so bad, that almost daily I have some guy knock on my door wanting to know if I need my trees cut, or my roof fixed, or new windows. The economy is SO bad, that when I say “Ok, give me an estimate” they refuse. They can’t give me one until my husband is there.
In other words, sales are SO bad that they have to make that sale, and they no longer want to trust the “Housewife” who may be, the one who really does make the decisions. Housewives are…such a rarity nowadays they are NOT to be trusted.
They HAVE to make that sale, and they think the husband is the only one with the money.
We’ve come full circle girls. Talk about women’s discrimination. I can’t even get estimates anymore. And the house is in MY name.
“I handle the money. I make all the decisions on the house. ” I tell them. “You say you give free estimates, but not to the wife? ”
Nope. Doesn’t matter. They can only talk to my husband. (Nobody is making this up.)
The truth is, the economy has crashed. I stopped looking for work as a musician quite a while ago because the pickings were very slime. I could still play piano bars..but there are none that are hiring. Most of the ones I used to play for are out of business.
Yes, the empty chair doesn’t tell you that most of the jobs added, are government jobs, and that’s why he said he wanted to add $100,000 teachers.
The ONLY reason Obama wants to add 100,000 math and science teachers is for the union dues that would be taken from those teachers, and then put right back into electing democrats.
Other nations have large class sizes, and they seem to do just fine. Besides, our schools have been so bad for so long, we would probably have to import them.
So next time you hear Obama says” It’s all in the math” remember Obama leared his math at the feet of Big Bird.
He still thinks there are 57 states, and pretending to be Oscar the Grouch will get him re-elected. If I were Mitt, I’d attack Count Dracula in the next dabate. That’s should bring him to his knees.
Ray Stevens’ Latest: Obamanation
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Ray Stevens is relentess in his musical attacks…here’s another fun video from Ray. THE OBAMANATION!
I wonder if I could get him to adopt me?
Obama’s Crack Accounting Team Shows Off
Nobody Cares…because it’s FRIDAY!
Today, It was announced by Obama’s crack team of government accountants that the country is on its way to recovery! More jobs were added..(although more were lost) .and just in time too. Here Obama’s team of government accounting experts show us just HOW they came up with such great numbers. (Nobody Makes This Stuff Up.)
Enjoy! Or not. Nobody Cares.
Al Gore Solves All Our Problems!
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Al Gore, the scientific genius of our time, has FINALLY given us the answer to why democrats are so stupid: it’s the altitude.
Al Gore Blames Denver’s High Altitude For Obama Debate Loss… Al Gore actually states during a television talk show that he feels Obama lost the first Presidential debate last night because it was held in Denver Colorado, where the altitude is higher up, and the air is thinner than what Obama is use to. Gore states that Obama arrived at 2 pm yesterday just hours before the debate while Romney had been in the city for longer.
Thin air. That explains it: the Democrats need oxygen. In fact, Nobody Suggests oxygen tanks be installed on the floor of Congress so when the democrats start muttering insanities, and saying things like “share the pain” they can go get a good whiff of CO2 and get their heads put back on straight. Oxygen tanks should also be installed in the White House.
It’s good to know that the reason Obama thought a terrorists attack on 9/11 was caused by a video was due to the lack of oxygen to his brain.
Obama lost the debate because he was oxygen deprived, thank goodness Al Gore figured this out…before it was too late.
Good to know.
The Obama Supporters…
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As the November deadline gets closer, the Obama voters are coming out in their finest clothes, to go that extra mile, to show us all that–only by voting for Obama, will we continue as a country to enjoy the many freedoms we have: like the freedom of tattooing your whole body , showing your underwear, wearing chains around your neck, getting fat, painting your face in rainbow colors, or dressing up like a lobster just because you feel like it.
Word has it, that Lady Gaga is being seriously considered for the job of Secretary of Defense. All fashionable attire will be allowed in Obama’s next cabinet. The only thing you will not be allowed to wear are the colors red, white and blue. Unless of course, it has Obama’s logo on it. The 9/11 Teeshirt will be sure to make a big hit with the state Department! Get yours today, in order to remember that no one should make a video about Obama…I mean…Islam. What a better way to remind us all how we are all just one bump-in-the road away from being at peace with all nations and religions, and black panthers.
(Nobody Makes this stuff up.) 
Nobody’s Fool: Donald Trump Fires Obama
Nobody’s Fool:
This video was made for the Republican convention, but it wasn’t played. No doubt, Mitt didn’t want to hurt Obama’s feelings.
Really, we need MORE of this stuff, not less. I’m in the mood for an uplift, how about you?
ENJOY!
Land of the Dweebs, Home of the Slaves…
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King Obama has announced that you can’t change Washington from the “inside.” You have to change it from the outside…and you start with redesigning the American flag.
Yes, it’s true. Obama has decided to put his OBAMA Logo on the American flag. You don’t have to go through Congress to get this change. After all, Congress would never do such a thing, put ONE President’s logo on the American Flag..the people would start burning his flags, right here in their home towns.
Obama would then have to make it a crime to burn the New “United Obama” American flag…if you were an American. It would be quite alright if you were an “outsider” because as you know, it’s the “outsiders” that are going to get the real changes in this country, and THAT’s why the Muslim Brotherhood get a first-rate ticket to the White House. No doubt he had to ask their advice on its new design.
So…what’s next? A new National Anthem?
“Oh say can you see…by Obama’s guiding light…
What so proudly he hailed, at the White House’s last gleaming
Through broad stripes and Obama’s Ooooooo’sss, and the perilous fight
Over Libya’s bombing we watched, while Obama lay sleeping..
Then Obama’s red glare…the drones flying thru our air!
Gave us peace through the night, that Obama’s flag was still there.
Oh say does Obama’s New Flashing Flag of America doth wave………..
Over the land of the Dweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs….and the home of all…his slaves!”
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The Brits seem to have no problem making fun of Obama—here’s a few emails I got last night.
(Thanks to Pattie)
Nobody”s Fool: David Horowitz—and a Brand New Leather Coat
Nobody’s Fool
David Horowitz is a fierce warrior for the truth. He knows the left like the back of his hand: the communists, the Marxists, the fascists, the Nazi’s….because both his parents were communists. He knows them, because he used to be one of them.
No more. He has seen the light, and has been working tirelessly to save America. Here you will see MS. Kelly try to keep him from saying “things” and you end up watching and going…”Stop it Kelly! Let him speak!”
Now, after watching the refreshing rantings of Horowitz, ..watch this video. (Thanks to amfortas.)
This is how the Muslims are getting into England( and America.)..with the help of our fickle politicians. It’s a very clever musical satire, and very funny— if it wasn’t depressing.
Nobody Thinks…both videos’ are well worth the watch.
Nobody Flashes: A Good laugh
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Here’s a routine by Steve Bridges that will give you a good laugh today..and boy, couldn’t we all use one?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
ET Williams Driving Blacks to Common Sense
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If you are white, and are tired of hearing how your feelings about Obama are racist…here’s a man who will pick up your spirits. ET Williams, not only gives a great rant to blacks about why Obama is not good for them, but he does it while driving!
I have trouble driving and thinking! I don’t know how he does it….
Warning though…his speech is filled with several choice words.
Enjoy!
Nobody is 83, But Somebody IS Tired
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This HAS been around the internet for a year or so I think, but it does a good job of expressing the average person’s sentiments. It claims that Bill Cosby said these things, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he did not. So Nobody means any offense if he did NOT. The person that is putting this email and trying to use his image so people will read it should either be hired as a political writer or debunked as a liar by Bill Cosby and the truth is, I’m off to watch a Harry Potter movie, and I just wanted to pass my email along. To research whether Bill Cosby actually said this, is of not serious matter to me. What matters is the content. Since I will be 83 sooner than later, I must admit, spending my time researching whether or not Bill Cosby said this, instead of watching a movie with my husband on his day off…is a no brainer.
And now you know, Nobody is sometimes just another lazy American, BUT…I am NOT on welfare. 
(Thanks to Pattie)
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I’m 83 and I’m Tired”
I’m 83. Except for brief period in the 50’s when I was doing my National
Service, I’ve worked hard since I was 17. Except for some serious
Health challenges, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn’t call in sick in nearly
40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn’t inherit my job or my
Income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as
Though retirement was a bad idea, and I’m tired. Very tired.
I’m tired of being told that I have to “spread the wealth” to people who
Don’t have my work ethic. I’m tired of being told the government will take
The money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy
To earn it.
I’m tired of being told that Islam is a “Religion of Peace,” when every day I
Can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and
Daughters for their family “honor”; of Muslims rioting over some slight
Offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren’t
“believers”; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning
Teenage rape victims to death for “adultery”; of Muslims mutilating the
Genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur’an and
Shari’a law tells them to.
I’m tired of being told that out of “tolerance for other cultures” we must let
Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques
And madrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia, New Zealand,
UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to
Fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other
Arab country to teach love and tolerance..
I’m tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global
Warming, which no one is allowed to debate.
I’m tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help
Support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ
Rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses
Or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?
I’m tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all
Parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful
Mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting
Caught. I’m tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.
I’m really tired of people who don’t take responsibility for their lives and
Actions. I’m tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination
Or big-whatever for their problems.
I’m also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and
Early 20’s be-deck themselves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making
Themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government.
Yes, I’m damn tired. But I’m also glad to be 83. Because, mostly, I’m not
Going to have to see the world these people are making. I’m just sorry for
My granddaughter and their children. Thank God I’m on the way out and not
On the way in.
Nobody’s Email: And YOU Thought it was CHINA that we owe!
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Lots of odds and ends this week: Here are some of my favorites! (Thanks to Tom Beebe and amfortas) 
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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