And Now, A Word From Our Sponcers….
There are so many beautiful sights in the world…
And Now, A Word From Our Sponcer…
Dear God,
it’s been a while since I’ve written you…but as you often do, you visited me this morning while I was lying in the water, looking up through the leaves of my favorite tree. The sun was hitting just a clump of leaves on the branch above my head, and the beauty of it was so emotional, I found myself overwhelmingly thankful just to be alive, at that very moment. To have eyes to see the glory of the yellow light shining through the green leaves against the clearest of blue skies. To breath in the freshest of air. I just cannot believe that anybody on the planet cannot see, all around them…you. To me, you are as real as the oxygen in the air, and it’s beyond my comprehension that so many people don’t see…or feel…your presence. It’s as if…they were born blind.
Because I do. And I have ever since I was a child….so, as I see from this great masterpiece called the Hubble, you are very busy…birthing stars, destroying planets, moving energy, spiraling galaxies, and then there’s us.
What to do with us? The earth is much like the rest of the universe: there are stars being born, (astronomers, inventors) galaxies (countries) colliding and destroying each other, stars and plants rotating around central suns, (families) and dark matter (love) holding it all together.
Because with all the terrible things happening in the world, surely we would have blown ourselves up without SOMETHING holding us all together. Some people would say it’s fear. Or love.
I think it’s you. Take a bow, God, Keeping earth together has NOT been easy.
Did you hear me complaining out loud this morning? I know, it’s the same old stuff that many of us complain about. One planet and all these nutty people…you would think, they would look up in the sky once in a while and go.
And I’m tired. It seems the more I understand, the more depressing it gets. I don’t know who said “Ignorance is bliss” but I bet he’s a distant cousin of mine.
The people running the planet are like black holes: Putin, Obama, Hillary, Assad, Saudi, Ried, Pelosi, the Fed, China, North Korea,, Iran…and the breaking up of thousands of years of human traditions, sucking the life and hope out of the people of the earth. It’s like, nobody can escape them.
How can you do that God? All the same rules abide throughout the universe. Humans need oxygen to breathe and freedom to advance. Maybe some of that dark energy is getting in the water.
Mmmmm…Michelle is telling us to drink water now. She likes playing God. As if…we don’t drink water.
You see? Okay. So I’m crazy. Blame yourself. 
So, while I have your attention, a few requests are in order: Help all the people out there who are living paycheck to paycheck, make it to another paycheck. (ahem)
Whoever is starting all those god awful fires out West….well…some instant karma would be nice. Go ahead. Hit them upside the head with a smoke bomb.
Try to give the winning Powerball number to someone who deserve it. ( I consider myself worthy…just so you know.)
Help my 14-year old dog, KoKo, live another healthy year.
And hey…it’s been awhile since we’ve seen a miracle. How about sending a Moses from the people of America, to lead the world back from the abyss of despair, and America into recovery?
Compared to all the billions of other stuff you have going on..I know…it’s pretty small, but humans are pretty special, don’t you think? We COULD be one of your finest creations if you just give us a chance.
You know, I saw Justin Beiber tonight dancing as a Tufu Square on Saturday Night Live. Did you catch that? You should have. Humans do have a good side to them. They do the strangest things.
Like write God letters knowing that the NSA will be looking at this someday, and put it in my medical record that I’m nuts. It’s Okay. That’s a small price to pay just to get to talk to you.
But…just in case…a very small comet could destroy that whole NSA building God. Just a small one. After hours…you know…don’t hurt anyone.
You know I love you God. And one of the reason is: YOU made all those people who made the Hubble telescope!
(Okay..people…that’s your cue. IF you like stars and wonder like I do about the universe, give this video a watch. It’s really very good.)
Thanks to Ant…because God made him send this video to me as I was just sitting here wondering what in the WORLD I was going to write about.
Nobody’s Email: Bowling for Obama, and Cats
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It is just a gorgeous day here in St. Louis, so I’m just going to pass along some of my favorite email pictures….a cat I would NOT want to brush, a kitten that is too adorable, a real Obama bowling alley in Florida, where it is said the scores are very high, and a paradox.
And now…I’m going to.take a nap! And you thought I was going to do something really important.
Nobody Cares About Michael Moore
Nobody Cares
Michael Moore, probably the first socialist-capitalist-pig in America, is getting a divorce:
Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore has filed for divorce from wife Kathleen Glynn. The story appears in Michigan’s MLive. The Moores have been married since 1991 but have been together much longer than that. They are said to have a net worth of around $50 million. All of Moore’s hit movies– from Roger and Me to Sicko– have been made during the marriage. Glynn was a producer on several of the films and worked with Moore for at least 20 years. The couple otherwise has no children.
So we can only guess why: Too many Fast Food Nation hamburger? Not enough Bowling for Dollars nights? The feminists should ask, did he beat her when she said she actually LIKED Hostess cupcakes? Has she got another man? Was she sick to death of listening to him talk about Hillary Clinton?
You know what?…Nobody Cares.
What a Little Dreaming Can Do…
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I’m a dreamer. Not just the daydreaming kind, but I dream almost every night, in color, and mostly about old fears, or some problem I’m thinking about. Last year, I was on a kick about how I’m out performing as a singer (something I did for many years) and my mike goes dead. That actually happens more than you think: A roomful of people are watching you, and a fuse in your sound mixer blows. Or your mike goes silent. It always drove me nuts, because you have to look at the audience and say, “Uh…we’ll be right back after a short break” and pray to the gods that you can fix it in 20 minutes.
I still dream about those nights. Back when I was in the music business, you had to know more than just how to play your instrument, you had to know how to fix the sound mixer.
Of course, there is the time I fell asleep after watching all 1,349 movies made about Jason, but we won’t talk about that dream. Sometimes, more than often, it’s about school. Sometimes, I am late to class, can’t remember my locker number, don’t know where my next room is. What is even funnier is that I was talking about this the other day to another woman, who had the same dreams: She couldn’t remember her locker number , she was in high school, and the bell had rung, and she was standing in front of her locker gripped with fear.
What does that tell you? The kids in school are trained like Pavilion dogs to make it to their next class by the bell, or suffer something near torture. And YEARS later, the fear of ‘state” authority is still there.
But dreams can help you out: For instance: Many discoveries have from dreams:
The Russian Chemist Dmitri Mendeleev was having problems trying to categorize elements, back in 1867. . And one night, he had a vivid dream in which the periodic table that we still use today was laid out in front of him in his dream. There were some missing element, which he left blank, but in later years would be filled in…like gallium, scandium, and germanium.
Elias Howe, back in 1844, had spent a year trying to design a sewing machine. Then one night he dreamed of warriors with spears that had holes shaped like eyes. He created the curved, eyed needle that became a main part of his stitching machine from that dream.
Dr. Otto Loewi a joint winner of the Nobel Prize for Physiology Medicine, dreamed that the stimulation of one neuron by another is caused by a chemical substance rather then entirely by electrical means. as previously thought. He tested his theory and it turned out to be true.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s famous poem “Kublai Khan” was composed as he slept. He woke up and jotted it down from memory.
And Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein was based on a dream.
And even I, the nobody that I am, had a dream just last week about how to fix our lawn lights. We have them throughout our front garden, and it never seem to fail that at least one will go out a night. And it’s NOT the bulb. It’s the connections. I actually dreamed a solution: bobby pins. Hair pins. Put them where the connection is flickering, and push them into the ground to hold the wire.
Hey, it may not be the periodic table, but it works!
Some people can pick what they are going to dream about: Here’s a dream that Tom Edison described in his (Diary) –it’s one of my favorites from Tom Edison
Menlo Park, N. J.
Sunday, July 12, 1885
Awakened at 5.15 A.M. My eyes were embarrassed by the sunbeams, turned my back to them and tried to take another dip into oblivion–succeeded. Awakened at 7 A.M. Though of Mina, Daisy, and Mamma G. Put all 3 in my mental kaleidoscope to obtain an new combination a la Galton. Took Mina as a basis, tried to improve her beauty by discarding and adding certain features borrowed from Daisy and Mamma g. A sort of Raphaelied beauty, got into it too deep, mind flew away and I went to sleep again.
What? Did you really think that Tom invented the light bulb in his sleep? Nope. Tom was dreaming up the perfect woman….and I don’t think any man has talked about his dreams since Tom Edison. Men have used their dreams to think of a way to solve that making the perfect women in my sleep complex—they have learned to say, “I never dream.”
And that in itself, has probably helped save the human species. So, go ahead and dream!
It’s fun! It’s the one thing that the NSA cannot download…yet.
Nobody Flashes :Tornado!
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As many of you know, my street was hit by an F2 tornado only a month ago, and I was very lucky. Only four of the houses in the neighborhood were destroyed completely, but if you stand on my roof, you can look all around and all you see is blue tarps. Mostly on my block, great big trees went through houses.
And tonight, we are being warned that the same front that did so much devastation to Oklahoma yesterday, is heading this way again.
Anyway…while London had the blitz, it seems Mother Nature does much the same job. There’s great beauty in a storm, and great destruction.
All we can do is pray for these poor people. As for myself, I’m sleeping in the basement tonight.
Here’s some pictures, that you may or may not have already seen: The first is a super cell before the tornado storm, and then, the monster.
Nobody’s Fool: NOT Chris Matthews
Nobody’s Fool
I just spent the last ten minutes searching for a Chris Matthews video, in which he admits that Obama is responsible for all that has happened, and I thought it was such a remarkable moment coming from a man who has been so completely clueless for most of his adult life, I wanted to celebrate his rude awakening, even if it will only last a few minutes.
But…because Chris Matthews will now be coming out probably by tomorrow claiming that Hillary Clinton should be the next President, I’m going to go with this nobody cop from Portland.
He gave up the chase of some law-breaker to save the life of a mother duck and her babies.
The Portland Officer gets the Nobody’s Fool award for the week!
We have plenty lawbreakers in the world, and not nearly enough ducks.
Nobody’s Email: Money Well Spent
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Well, who wants to talk politics on a Sunday? This video may have been better posted around the Superbowl, but since I happen to be a fan of those beautiful horses, the Clydesdale, I wanted to share this. I HAVE to take a break from Obama at least one day a week.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Pattie)
Tornado’s Come and Go…But Real Men Stick Around
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For those of you who have been wondering what the heck happened to me and did not catch amfortas’ statement in the comment box, remember this: For me not to state my opinions daily, means that something is wrong: I’m either sick, or it’s an act of God, and in this case…a tornado hit my street.
Here’s what happened:
I live about seven miles away from where the Mississippi and the Missouri River join, and it’s prime territory for fluxuations in wind, and sometimes…we get tornadoes. Last year in St. Louis county, Lambert Field Airport (which is a five minute drive from my house) was hit with an F-5. The famous landmark where Charles Lindbergh took off in his Spirit of St. Louis was torn apart. I remember that night well. I was down in my basement praying that it would not come my way. It was that night that I decided to make a goal: inventory the whole upstairs for insurance purposes and get whatever I didn’t want to lose…downstairs by the next spring. But you know how life is: things happen, and I didn’t finish it. I was only halfway through. And I just had a gut feeling….I was running out of time.
Boy…was I ever right.
On April 10, last week, around 7pm, my husband and I were getting Chinese food at our favorite place down the street, and I heard the tornado sirens go off…but It didn’t upset me, because they go off all the time here and not much happens. After dinner, it was out to walk the dogs, but we only got half way down the street when the rain came down fast. As soon as we got inside, the power went out.
In a moment very uncharacteristic of him, my husband said we should go downstairs. As we lay in the dark on the bed in the basement, we were listening to my weather radio when I heard, “There is a reported touchdown in Hazelwood.”
“Wait…somebody just said a tornado touched down in Hazelwood!” I said.
My husband said, “No, he didn’t say that.” There you go. I lied. Sure. I didn’t hear that.
And then we both heard it. The wind. I didn’t hear a train, but a humongous WHOOOOoSSSSHHH! going down the sides of the house. Then, a sort of quiet. We had no clue how lucky we had been.
“We’d better go check the house.” I said. So, after the typical woman/man thing..”No YOU stay here.” we both went outside. It was still raining and lighting very hard. Part of our backyard fence had blown over, and my husband was tying it up with rope while I held the flashlight..both of us getting pelted from the cold wind and rain, and then I walked around to the front of the house and looked down the street.
It was dark, but all our neighbors were slowly coming out…and up the street, was the oldest tree (150) in the neighborhood, lying across the road. My husband went back inside, thinking that we were going in, and I said, “I’m going to go look at the tree.”
(What I didn’t tell him was that I was going exploring. It’s a bad habit of mine.)
As I walked up my street I saw all my neighbors coming out one by one, each one talking faster than the next: “Are you okay?” Most every house had trees fall through their roofs. Cars picked up, siding tossed in yards where it came from, who knew? Chimneys tossed, roofs off. It seemed that the three blocks before the tornado got to our street, the houses were completely destroyed. My street had actually been lucky. Even though every house had damage, the houses stayed intact. Evidently the tornado had touched down, then skipped up, just enough to rip up the trees, and throw them into the houses on our block. It zigzagged.
The good news: Nobody was hurt. Everyone had been in their basements, but one lineman had been electrocuted we heard later…going out that very night to take care of down wires.
Okay, you get it. If you’ve ever been in a tornado you know, people walking around, kids staring in shock, people crying. Every single house on the block had some kind of window or roof damage. It’s very sad to see the houses you’ve known for years get busted up. Trees you’ve grown up with, uprooted like mere toothpicks.
But it’s what happened AFTER the tornado that got me thinking.
After just twenty minutes, the men in the neighborhood all got out their chainsaws to remove tall the trees blocking the roads.
“Hey, I got a four wheel drive! Want some help?” Dozens of men got out their tools. The women of course looked shocked, but the men went right to work. Everyone was helping each other. Our men in the neighborhood cleared the fallen trees out the roads before anyone from the government came to help. And they did it fast, and in total cooperation.
It made me proud.
As the days went by, and I watched all the linemen come in from other states, the fact that all of them were men, made me wonder why do they keep trying to dish the good hard-working man? Don’t they see how desperately we need them?
It was amazing to see how quickly they worked to get the hundreds of telephone poles that were knocked down, up, and new ones in, and the electric back on, and they did it.
As a woman, I can’t help but love those guys. Men. Real men. Take their guns, their money, their families…for what? For the collective?
And then there was Pierce. Piece and his wife (a black couple) live two doors down, and they had a tree fall into their living room. The next day, all the neighbor men (all white) were helping him get a tree off his roof. These people were doing it because he is our neighbor, and a good man. He is an ex-marine, and a great addiction to our little neighborhood. He has the best lawn on the block. (He won’t tell us his secret though.)
At the end of the street, a new family of blacks move in, and there are about ten people living in this house, and they really don’t like white people. They had a party once, hip-hopsters walking all over the mostly white neighborhood, smoking who knows what in their cars.
And I will be called a raciest if I say it made me sad.
That night, I saw their three teenage black daughters walking around looking at the white men doing their jobs, with the most surprised look on their faces. We asked them if they were okay, but they didn’t talk back to us. I’m sure the damage they were looking at surprised them, but even more, I think they were shocked to see a real community…helping each other.
Now, skip ahead a few days.
My next door neighbor had a beautiful dogwood just snap at the base in her backyard. (see picture below) It had been cut up, but I was in the backyard picking up debris when I saw a group of people taking parts f the tree and dragging it into the front yard for pickup. There was more than one woman who looked like they really didn’t want to b there.
“Hey! Hi …everybody!.”I said cheerfully. And they all looked at me stone cold.
“Well gee…you’re a friendly bunch.” I said right to their faces. Come on…What? Was it my red sweat pants with the hole in the knee or my Russian hat?
I’m sorry, I don’t like being insulted.
Then the main guy came over and said, “I’m sorry…it’s just we’re all so tried. We’re teachers from the school and we’ve been doing this all day.”
Long story short…school was out, and the Hazelwood teachers were told to volunteer to go and help pick up the tree limbs. In other words, their government told them they must volunteer to do it. None of them wanted to actually DO physical work.
Well, the school kids have to volunteer their time to community service or they don’t graduate. They were getting a taste of their own “community socialist sweatshop” and they didn’t like it one bit.
As you can see from the pictures, my little neighborhood is still cleaning up. Windows blew out, trees fell on roofs, but it could have been worse. Someone could have died.
As for me, everyone was asking why in the world none of my trees went over. I’d like to say that God loves me, but all of my trees have porches of concrete over their roots. It was the concrete that held them from the wind gust I think.
It was sheer luck.
The good news is: I don’t have to rush my inventory anymore. I really don’t think a tornado is going to hit the same place this year….I’ll have more time to write.
The bad news is: Tornadoes are devastating people lives all over the country. Good thing we still have a lot of good men.
The 9-Year-Old Deep Thinker
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I got the biggest kick out of this kid. You have to admit, he is a deeper thinker than most of the population, very smart, and makes Joe Biden look like a 2-year-old in the brain department.
Something tells me he’ll end up being the next Carl Sagan when he grows up.
(Via Kim Komando)
Enjoy!
Kathy Griffins & Anderson Cooper: Will the Blow Job Continue?
Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin may make their popular New Year’s Eve specials a regular thing. I hear the duo filmed a pilot today at the CNN studios in the Time Warner Center in New York. Details about the hourlong project are sketchy, but I’ve learned that it had a lot of humor in it and filmed in front of a live audience — which I hear included new CNN topper— Jeff Zucker.
Isn’t that special?
Nobody Wonders
When your down in the ratings, you get in the gutter. It works every time. Most of us can’t resist watching the disasters can we? I’ve seen the movie 2012 at LEAST 4 times.
So, we see here that Kathy has daddy issues growing up, and Anderson Cooper really is embarrassed because his boyfriend was probably watching this New Year’s Eve celebration of CNN, along with millions of underage kids around the world, but did that matter to Kathy?
Nope. .
Kathy will do just about anything to get attention…so you have to wonder that IF Anderson Cooper agrees to do a show with Kathy, will his reputation as a respected journalist will go down the drain?
Not that I watch either one of them, but I did feel sorry for him here. What will they do to top this? Kathy will be going: “Come on out there! Who wants to see Anderson TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES!”
As a former entertainer, I know how easy it is to get an audience to cheer just about anything…especially when they’re drunk.
Did Kathy NOT know that Anderson was gay when she was doing this? It’s possible, because she is too much of a liberal to make fun of gays, but Nobody Wonders why anyone would dial in to see the two of them together again. I suspect this idea is being floated around the internet as a test for possible programs.
Why not just give Kathy her own reality show? She could get a roomful of gay guys and go at it.
People, would watch…If Rome is falling, then let the games keep the “less informed” entertained…right?
Nobody Gets Email: Dance to the SugarPlums in the Universe
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I love this. I have one childhood memory that sticks out from all the rest. I must have been all of three years old, because in the memory, I was sitting in the backseat of my Dad’s car waiting in the dark to pick up my mom at some store. The family moved to Naples, Florida when I was four…so therefore, I had to be three…since it was here in St. Louis.
It was Christmas time, and we were parked in a parking lot, outside a Mall. My father was in the front seat, and my mom seemed to be taking a long time. I remember the backseat seemed as big as a boat, and I was curled up with my favorite blanket and gazing high up into the sky. Minutes before I had heard the, “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” on the intercom outside, and asked about it, and I remember looking at my dad, and he told me the story of how all the toys in the Mall came alive and danced, to the music. I don’t know how he knew that, but I believed him, and my mind of course went crazy..picturing all the toys inside the mall…and what if I could locked inside for the night and watch them…oh boy, would mom and dad be mad? And oh boy…that was fun to think about that…and the music was like nothing I had ever heard before, because of course, my parents only listened to Benny Goodman. Dad must have seen it on Lawrence Welk because my grandmother always had that on every week.
It seemed we were there for hours, and I remember gazing up at the sky, and asking my father about the stars. I honestly think it was the first time I had really looked at them, and he must have told me there were millions and they were far away, and right away, I knew that I was the tiniest thing on the planet…no bigger than a grain of sand. It was at that moment that I realized this planet was tiny, I was even tineir…and it was the scariest thing imaginable. Maybe my father told me that…I don’t remember…BUT it put the most horrendous fear of how insignificant I was compared to that vast universe, that I hide under the blanket until mom got to the car. I was powerless. And if you think about it, my ‘Nobody” self is still under that blanket. (LOL!)
My love for music came from that moment I think. I became a musician, a dancer, and a lover of the stars. To this day, “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” is one of my favorite songs, and no matter WHERE I am when I hear it, I stop everything and listen to it all the way through.
Tchaikovsky suffered from deep depressions, and committed suicide. And yet, he left us a small universe of music….His star still shines in this little girl’s heart.
Somehow, music and the universe are meant to be one. Music IS math in so many ways.
My liberal friend just sent me an email..he was upset that in Texas they were thinking about teaching the kids about intelligent design along with evolution. Really, he was horrified. (He HAS no children of his own, and probably never will, being as he is 75.)
So I wrote him back and told him Einstein believed in intelligent design. (LOL!) And Einstein would agree, so many IQ’s…are lackig imagination. Without imagination, you are only halfway there.
Wait…Let’s make this complete: Here, close your eyes and picture yourself as that grain of sand in the vast universe and TELL me…this song doesn’t fit. I no longer hide under the blankets.
I just smile. And thankfully, I grew into my ears.
ENJOY! (Thanks to Ant)
Nobody’s Email: How to Get Rid of Telephone Solicitors
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During the elections, I about went bananas with all the republicans calling me asking for donations. And they make it sound like if you do NOT send in money, the country will explode right before our eyes, along with every single thing you’ve ever held dear…like pizza on Friday night. 
I found these two helpful hints sort of fun, but if they don’t work, I have another solution that I use. When I get an annoying phone call…I sing as loud as I can:
“I’m just wild about Harry, and Harry’s wild about meeeeee..the heavenly blisses, from his kisses, keep me in ecstasy! He’s sweet just like chocolate candy, and just like honey from a beeeeee!!!
Oh I’m just wild about Harry, and HE“s just wild about, CANNOT live without, HE’s just wild about Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
And I usually hear the CLICK right after BEEEEE…..
Try it! It works for me…
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Tips for Handling Telemarketers: Three little words that work…”Hold On Please…”
(1) Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt. Then when you eventually hear the phone company’s “beep-beep-beep” tone, you know it’s time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task. These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting. 
(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end? This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a “real” sales person to call back and get someone at home. What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call, and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system anymore!














