Joyanna Adams

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Product Placement: Political Power Prevails

Nobody Cares–

–That I was bored of politics yesterday and watched this little documentary. I many never drink Coke again…and I’ll tell you in a minute about that.

The guy that made this movie, (forgive me if don’t I tell you– I REALLY don’t want to remember his name) reminds me of my next door neighbor. He always borrows my lawn tools and forgets to give them back. Only in America can a guy make a movie about getting major corporations to give him thousands of dollars to put their products IN the movie, which is about him getting $1.5 million dollars to make what is basically—just  a big advertisement for their products.

After it was done, I had to think: Now, what did I learn?

1. POM (the major sponsor) is good for men’s erections. (Yes, that was the big one.)

2. Product placement in movies can sometimes help carry the cost when the budgets are so big.

3. Advertising is almost never honest.

4.. Quentin Tarantino has a hard time getting ANY major spongers.

5. Even Ralph Nader is a sucker for free stuff, bribes, and payoffs.

6. If you just even LOOK at the logo of Coca Cola, your endorphins in your brain will shoot sky high, you will start salivating, fall on the floor, crave wild sex with Kevin Costner, and need to be taken away by the police…..

Just kidding—You might not do that , but you will want to drink one. The MRI’s prove it.

7. I also learned that they know if you get kids young enough loving McDonalds, you can program them to want McDonalds for the rest of their lives. I ought to know: whenever I’m stressed I want McDonalds. In fact, I had it for dinner tonight…a quarter pounder (no cheese) with a Coke.  My mother must have bought me McDonalds when I was sick when I was a kid, because it’s the only food that makes me feel better.

Flu? MCDONALDS! Stuffy nose? MCDONALDS! Hangover? MCDONALDS! Don’t want to cook? MCDONALDS! Okay, that last one, in my house, is considered an ailment.

Obviously this means…OMG!  I’m addicted!

So…Nobody asks: How can a “logo” put your brain in addiction mode?

This from Kevin Trudeau’s Natural Cures “They” Don’t Want You To Know About.”

Food manufacturers are knowingly putting chemicals into the food that cause the consumer to become physically addicted to it. Chemicals are being added to our food that actually make us gain weight. Since our brains are mostly fat, a large percentage of these chemicals accumulate there over the years.
So, eating fast food does actually build up…a brain full of fat, which they say…makes you dumber.  
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Does this mean you are getting information from a fat brain? Can you READ this and not gain weight? Is that Big Mac that I ate when I was ten still in my cerebellum? Is THAT why we have all those ADD’s and ATT’s, and people who can’t remember who’s Vice President?
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And if commercials about food, cars, cigarettes, vodka, drugs, and car insurance aren’t enough to drive us all into zombie- fat no-brain land, let’s not forget all the subliminal political messages they put in all the sitcoms and movies.

They are not only advertising products, they are advertising political parties.

Last week Michelle Obama made a guest appearance on Nickelodium to push the Obama’s big campaign suck up to the military. (see video below) Yes, they have to get some white votes somehow.  

They could be doing this for two reason: It’s an election year, and they want to convince the conservatives..whose families are in the military, that they like them, or 2. They are planning to attack Iran and need more soldiers before the year is out. The ones coming home will not want to go back out there: back to the deserts, and the camels, and the Muslim busting stress, where a McDonald’s Super-Sized Big Mac Meal, topped off with a cold delicious chocolate shake is hard to come by.

Can you blame them?

Either way, when the top family in the country can manipulative the masses with guest appearances on TV shows…Nobody Wonders: Who pays who? Does the President always get free air time, when others have to PAY to appear?

How fair is that? Is Newt Gingrich going to get free air time on MTV? Also, did Michelle Obama PAY to have the kids call her “Your excellency”? Or did she…demand it be written in the script?Nobody Knows.

I suggest what’s-his-name make that his NEXT big movie. If he does that, I might even pay to see it.

And then… I’ll surely remember his name.

 

January 4, 2012 Posted by | budget, capitalism, Movies, political races, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Knows Who Won the Debate: Nobody

Nobody Knows

While watching last night’s Republican Debate in Las Vegas I tried to picture in my mind, which one of the candidates would be able to stand head to head against Obama in a debate because not one of them sticks out as someone we were all hoping for: therefore if you can’t have the one you want, look for the one you need.

Nobody divides the candidates into two categories: Candidates who will carry on big bank and big business interests, and everybody else;

BIG BUSINESS:

Mitt Romney: Son of an X-Governor of Michigan, Mitt spent the night trying to convince everyone he would repeal the child of Romneycare– Obamacare. So..what’s to keep him from coming up with an even more draconian health care plan once he’s President?  Anyone who would store the family dog on top of a car for a vacation because the dog messed in the car…you can’t trust. Underneath that practiced smile is…a mean streak. Sure…he knows how to fix jobs, with government help. He’s Obama II in a nice smiley happy face.

WARNING WILL ROGERS: Mitt is a Lawyer from Harvard, the cesspool from which most of our troubles are hatched.

Mitt would be so boring against Obama most conservatives would stay home. Obama would win.

Rick Perry: He’s so much like Bush it’s creepy, but Rick evidently can fly a fighter jet solo, something I’m not sure George W. could do.  He’d keep us in wars, pump up the Latinos, and is VERY good for big business…as he keeps bragging about all those big companies (like e-bay) coming into Texas. Little business? Good luck, another globalist.

Obama would pulverized  him in a debate. Like George W., he fumbles when he talks, although, he’s getting better, but he only has a year.

Herman Cain; None of us are sure about 999…and the other candidates professed it would hurt the little guy.  I haven’t read enough on it yet…BUT..on every other subject, he is hitting home runs: Immigration: strong, Foreign policy…certainly not any worse.. They didn’t talk about China, but we all love how he feels about Sharia law.  HIs Mitt was “Wall Street” and I am for “main street” was a good sound bite.

His weakness is his connection to the Federal Reserve. To libertarians,  and some conservatives who know that the Federal Reserve has been a major player in all that has happened to us…Herman Cain will side with the Reserve. And so, you have to wonder…where did this guy come from? Is he a Trojen horse?

Herman Cain would make potato salad out of Obama, in a debate, although he needs to prepare.

EVERYBODY ELSE

Ron Paul: Nobody can  help myself: When I watch Ron Paul I think of Jimmy Steward in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. He is right in everything he says, about the Feds, our overblown government, immigrants, but his solutions sound almost crazy. Half the population works for the government. You cut those jobs, and you sink the Titanic. It’s not his fault that America became so weighted down with greed and government waste, but you have to have jobs for those you cut. He needs to tell us what PRIVATE sector jobs he can find for them, and not just shift the ones who get cut to another government job. What does that solve? . He’d have to reverse the new global patent laws that were just passed. Ron is right about us protecting the world…we need to stop.

Ron Paul debating Obama  would be like Attila the Hun smashing Bambi. He would make Obama look stupid, but Obama would use that and make Ron look MEAN, and crazy. It’s what a good politician would do, and Ron Paul would lose it.  That’s his drawback. His honesty. Hate to say it, but in today’s politicians, nice guys lose, and Obama would get nasty. Just look what Obama did to Donald Trump, a much more savvy guy..

Rick Santorum: For a closing argument, he did the best 30 seconds of them all. He’s a likeable guy in every way, made good points, but  he wouldn’t get any minorities, because he is conservative to the core. He need to get into the Senate.

Rick VS Obama: Obama would make him look…sadly, old fashioned. He would play upon his star power. Matt Damon would be making fun of him on MTV. Sarandon would make him the anti-Christ.

Newt Gingrich: The old college professor always steals the platform with wit and grace, and his knowledge of history. But he has sided with the democrats on global warming and cap and trade, and is never to be trusted. He is running to help the party, the party of no change.

Newt VS Obama: Not sure…he could debate him, but he reminds me of Ted Kennedy. He is part of the Washington corruption that probably won’t leave until he dies. He would lose, maybe not the debates, but the election.

Michelle Bachmann: Once again…says the right things, but she has no presence. It’s not her fault. In this media driven world, you MUST have presence. I just found out that she owns a subsidized farm.  When she pleaded for the AMERICAN woman who is suffering,….and then she did the politically correct: “English will remain the language of the government”  she lost me.

WHAT? So, the rest of the people can babble in whatever language they want just so the politicians can understand each other?

Michelle would do the worst against Obama. Not because of her ideas, but because..I hate to say it…she needs to look formidable. And she doesn’t. Palin didn’t. The only woman I can think of who can stand up to the big boys in debate is Michelle Maulkin, and she’s not running.

So who won the debate? Nobody thinks only Herman Cain could win against Obama.  He’d get enough of the black vote and the independents to push him off his pedestal, but I’m not sure he won the debate.

So far, the big global lobbyists are pushing  Romney.

Nobody predicted last year that Romney would be the nomination, because the big multinational companies and banks run the world now.

Will this happen? In that case we will have another damned if you do and damned if you don’t election.

If Herman is the Mitt alternative, at least he will tell us all jokes while we pay more taxes on our bread.

If Mitt runs: Nobody Wins.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe…and that’s me..watching the debate.)

October 19, 2011 Posted by | Elections | , | 2 Comments

Obama’s Pantisocracy Spelled Backwards

Nobody’s Opinion

Obama has had a busy week. There was the Obama-MLK-Mao-Black Power resurrection at the feet of Aretha Franklin on Sunday;  and we’ve all been watching the “DAY OF RAGE” world riots endorsed by Obama’s many friends; You know..the Nazi-Communist, bored, old, and drugged-up hippies. and NAACP, unions, university students, and many thousands of unemployed who just don’t know what to do, so they figured they’d go and get the free food.

Hey…why not?

Obama’s show at the Martin Luther King Memorial today was for the black vote. He is losing the black vote, and he is now aggressively going back for it. And what do you do to get the blacks back? You bring out…Stevie Wonder..again. (at the MLK ceremony, where else?) No white singers allowed…real unity there, Mr. President.

It’s official— Stevie Wonder LIVES at the White House. Good God. They take him everywhere. He must sing them all to sleep. Obama has his own court jester. How cute.

And how bout’ that President sending troops over to Africa to protect the little babies? He got no complaints from Congress because everyone was watching the global riots.

Good timing there Mr. President!

You gotta love those blacks in Africa: Mutilation, slaves, rape–they just can’t seem to control themselves. And that was even BEFORE the Muslim religion gave them an excuse.

John McCain and Carl Rove even gave their approval.  

Killing bin Laden was such a thrill that Obama ordered a kill on a Muslim with a drone last week, who happened to be an American citizen. What happened to Obama and Holder wanting to give terrorists a fair trial here in America? Remember all that Guantanamo stuff? And they weren’t even citizens.

Not that I care that they killed a terrorist, it’s their hypocrisy that bothers me.

In his speech today on the National Mall, Obama made it clear: he wants more redistribution from the “rich” to the “poor.” Translation: more money taken from the whites and given to the blacks and the Latino’s.

The blacks haven’t figured out yet that soon they will be paying for the Latino babies…and their babies will someday lose a job or an college education because Latino’s will get first call. They haven’t figured out that they will be outnumbered due to the fact that…

You tell me. I won’t call them stupid, just Obamazombieized.   

‘President’ Obama talked of ‘one nation’…but there were not many whites there. They forgot to invite them I guess. Nobody Remembers Obama and Michelle walking to the White House on the day of his inauguration: it was a sea of solid black faces on each side.  

And they call whites racists? Anyone who says that is one himself. You can bet the White House farm on it. And speaking of farm animals…

Nobody’s Perfect; Sean Penn, said that the tea party wants to lynch the “n” in the White House. He bases this on the fact that all tea party people are white and they hate black people. He does not mention that the favorite candidate so far of the tea party, is a black man named Herman Cain. Sean Penn needs to be pointing out the fact that he’s actually blacker than Obama…obviously they don’t know.

Nobody Hopes this guy is not reproducing.

Nobody Knows just what Obama’s policies are concerning Iraq and Iran. Democrats like Diana Feinstein are hollering for us to go in and attack Iran. Really? Obama ran on being the man who was going to BRING THE BOYS HOME, but he’s not any different than Bush really. Uh…he’s had three years to take care of Iran, and NOW he wants sanctions?

Do we even have the money for WWIII? Uh…no, which is exactly why they will start it.  

Nobody Cares Check out those guys in that video. I had to post that. Nobody wonders if they even had an amp for the guitar OR the bass.

Frankly, I’m grateful for the little things like idiots that can’t figure out that….NO ONE CAN HEAR THEM!

And notice the guy in the back..He thinks he’s in the Grateful Dead. We’d be more grateful if he WAS…dead that is…and from the looks of him that grateful moment could come at any minute. 

As for the drummer…I think they should put him on Saturday Night Live right at the moment Mayor Bloomberg says, “I’m with YA- Fuck YOU USA!”  

You know what? The USA doesn’t want you guys…go play at Sean Penn’s house where…

Nobody Wins–when another President sells out American jobs overseas— which is exactly what Obama did this week with South Korea. You would have though he invented peanut butter the way he praised himself over and over.  He even brought the President of South Korea over here to stand and insult us all.. in Detroit.  It was humiliating. How many years have we fought and paid for their freedom?

 Phyllis Schlafly tells you the real deal:

We are told KORUS will create more exports, but the principal exports will be American jobs. The Economic Policy Institute estimates that KORUS will cost us 159,000 jobs. Obama claims that KORUS will create 70,000 low-paying in sourced jobs (of Americans working for foreign employers). But even if true, which is doubtful, that’s less than half the well-paying jobs the U.S. will lose. KORUS will make it impossible for us to prevent foreigners from taking over entire U.S. industries, which they can buy with the U.S. dollars they accumulate from our balance of trade deficit. KORUS will effectively nullify U.S.laws and regulations that restrict economic monopolies.

U.S. regulation of food imports is already under attack in the World Trade Organization, and KORUS will give Korea the right to limit our ability to regulate the quality of food imports. We will lose our ability to protect ourselves from contaminated and toxic foods. foreigners simply replace their tariffs with a VAT (Value Added Tax), and KORUS does nothing to remedy or reduce this gross unfairness. Fifty thousand Americans gave their lives in the 1950s to keep South Korea free, and we’ve maintained an expensive border patrol ever since to protect against Communist North Korea, so South Korea doesn’t have to provide its own defense. We shouldn’t give South Korea American jobs, too.

But he just did. On a good note….

Nobody’s Fool: Congress did not pass Obama’s dream of high-speed trains to cover the whole continent. The drugs coming into Tampa will not get a fast ride to Orlando. Guess the Mexicans will just have to keep on driving those trucks.

Warren Buffet bought up a LOT of US Monoploy Railroads– so don’t expect this disappear.

Nobody Wonders when the globalists are going to quit?  Did you know that the Carnegie Endowment fund, in 1940, had plans to merge the US with Russia? They are (G-20) now suggesting the European union has not failed …oh no. What they want is all 27 countries to give up all sovereign rights to Brussels. I thought they already did that, but what do I know?

Geithner  wants us to throw in some trillions to make it happen.

Nobody Flashes: Guess what? Obama took that long-care insurance that he put into his Obamacare out, so that not only will the doctors tell you…go home and die, you won’t get any nurse by your bed to change your diapers after that stroke.

And YOU thought he loved you!

Nobody Remembers: While we wonder what is happening to the world, and how Obama can get up and give speech after speech, as if nothing has changed in the last 3 years, consider this quote from George Soros..who by the way, has his eyes on oil wells in Uganda…soon to be handed over to him by Obama.

“In short, we need a global society to support our global economy,” Soros said. “The sovereignty of states must be subordinated to international law and international institutions.”

Nobody Thinks– The elitists better watch out…they are outnumbered, and by the looks of some of the people in Italy today..they might want to take a few “rich” people to the Coliseum and throw them in with a few other elites…

It would NOT be pretty…but they could practice their pantisocracy while we all watch.

 

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October 17, 2011 Posted by | communism, democrats, Obama, Obamacare | , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Liberals Throwing Matches…

Nobody Reports:

This video was taken not far from my house. That is the Hazelwood Chief of Police, arresting a man who was trying to save a life. I know that highway, and nobody would have hit that fire engine, because it’s right before an exist where two lanes are sectioned off already, and the speed signs are reduced for ten miles before they get there.  I would have expected nothing less of the Chief of Hazelwood because I have seen him in action.

More of that in a second:

Right now in America, we have a first. We have a sitting President, a X-Vice President, a former Speaker of the House, and several prominent members of the black Congressional caucus daily encouraging all their people to riot. Revolution. Go ahead citizens and young kids…riot.

So far, not one of them have condone violence on the side of the rioters. MSNBC wants a KENT State moment. Can you even believe they said that? Kill some kids to get Obama’s Jobs Bill passed?

For that statement, Nobody suggest that those reporters volunteer their own kids..for the cause of course.

It’s only a matter of time, before one policeman, in fear for his life in the middle of a mob, loses it and hurts or kills someone.

I’ve seen it before.

Many of you know that I made my living as a drummer. Six nights a week, I would play till one in the morning, and then sometimes I had to load equipment. One night after work, my husband (who  had left me a year before to go “find himself”)  decided to follow me home from work. At the time, I think he was trying to get back with me.

So, it’s 3 in the morning.  No cars were seen within miles. I pulled out on a green light to make a left into a side street, but one car that I was waiting for slowed down, almost stopped. There I was left sitting in the middle of the yellow light, which turned red, because the guy who had been coming towards me at 40mph slowed down to almost…2. (no doubt he was stoned.)  I could have backed up. But the guy had almost stopped. So I turned on a red.

Of course, he saw the police car that I didn’t, and that’s why he slowed down.

I didn’t even go one block and got pulled over.

The guy was short, and looked mad. He came up to the car, and told me to get out. Now understand, I had a van.  Johnny (Not his real name.) was right behind me and saw what was going on and pulled up behind my car and parked.

“GET BACK INTO YOUR CAR!”

“Officer, that’s my husband. It’s okay. He’s just making sure I get home okay.”

The cop instantly went into some kind of furious anger mode. I was beginning to wonder if he had just stopped me because I was a pretty blond, and he wanted to get a look. Why else make me get out of the car?

He yelled, “Sir, if you do not get back into your car I will arrest you.!”

Of course, we thought that was pretty silly. 

Now, imagine. I’ve never had a ticket, did not drink, did not do drugs, and we both looked at each other in disbelief and said “Can’t we just stand her while you write the ticket?, it’s his car too you know.”

Honestly. Since we had done nothing wrong, but went through a red light at 3 in the morning, and it was obvious we were sober, I couldn’t believe his anger. You might think it crazy, but we felt it was our right to be able to stand on the side of the road.

 He wanted ME to stand and Johnny to get back in his car. We were both about as threatening as cows chewing their cuds. Johnny was dressed in a shirt and tie.

Within second, the cop slammed him hard up against the car, and tried to handcuff him.

We were both like “WHAT?”

John, like any man surprised kept saying “What did I do?” and within minutes the officer got him on the ground.

Then he made a call in, and in less than 3 minutes five cop cars pulled up, sirens blazing, and Johnny was pinned down on the ground face first. It all happened so fast I really couldn’t believe it.

 At least twenty cops surrounded him, some with their guns drawn. They were waiting for someone. That someone came driving in, and hopped out of his car, RAN to Johnny who was lying face first on the ground, and when he got up to Johnny, he put the barrel of his gun to his head and said:

 “You ever do that again buddy, I’ll put a hole right through your head, you understand?.”

As soon as I saw this scene, (Everyone had forgotten completely about me.) I went running toward the scene…

 “Whoa–WAIT, hey, I know this guy, this is a traffic ticket guys..MY ticket…there is no crime here, he’s my husband…what are you doing?!”

I was NOT going to stand by and watch an innocent man die.  

 I yelled again… “HEY. Put those guns away, that’s my husband and this is just a traffic ticket…COME ON! YOU DO NOT NEED GUNS HERE, he didn’t do a thing!”

They all turned around and looked at me, and very quietly put their guns up.  

Of course, they realized —they had a witness.  

One guy as quick as an eye, grabbed me and pulled so far away,  so fast I was dizzy.

The good news: I probably saved his life. It was 3 in the morning and those guys were just freaking bananas ready to kill someone.  They had the wrong guy.

Something else had to have happened to those men that night, to get a whole gaggle of cops in a lynching tizzy, before my fabulous left-hand turn. I will never know, and cops won’t tell you.

Johnny got a fine of $800 for parking in a no- parking zone, and my ticket was…excused.

I have never forgotten my encounter with the Hazelwood police because I don’t want to believe that cops are that stupid, that trigger happy, and that dangerous, to point a gun at someone’s head who really did nothing but stand next to his wife on the curb.

It scared the crap out of me.

So, why are the police so…quick to draw first? I asked one once. He told me they are always scared. Their worst fear is that someone will pull their gun out of their own hands or holster and shot them.

Nobody thinks that they are scared. Period.  Not to mention, maybe they’ve seen too many cop movies.

And god love them, they have an awful job nowadays. We all know that.

So, for a President and all his friends and cronies to invite and promote the kinds of riots we are seeing, they are putting not only people but the police force in danger too.

That in itself is an unforgivable crime against the American people.

And they rule us. God help us all.

(Thanks to amfortas for the video)

October 14, 2011 Posted by | Police, Riots, Uncategorized | , , , | 1 Comment

How a Dictator Keeps Power….101

Nobody Wins

You may not think these two videos are connected, but think again. If we are attacked again, then Obama would certainly put his “citizen’s universal service” plans into place. He would have his own Gestapo of the young, who will have no choice but to do “service” to their “country” which by that time, will be whoever is President. He already has the power to grab complete control, which by the way, was given to President Bush by the passage of the Patriot Act. Any President now, in any emergency….whether economic or otherwise, can take full control, of just about everything.

Is there anyone discussing this right now? Nope.

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The reelection strategy of the Obama administration is becoming very clear:

1.. Tie the Republicans to Wall Street. Blame the economy on Wall Street. Send masses to protest.

2. Get your rich friends to support it, and all the state sponsored liberal press.

3. Send your cabinet members to keep trashing the Tea Party, the party who are what’s left of the working and middle class.  Tell all the masses of ignorant and poor that it’s the Tea Party that really wants anarchy by getting rid of that government who is taking such good care of them. They are unpatriotic. They are racist, and mean. They don’t care if the little babies starve.  Keep repeating the message everywhere.

4. Tell everyone that rich people backed the Tea Party, and that rich people need to pay more. Don’t tell them that the rich people funding the government already get subsidies from Obama and have all their money in offshore accounts. This will lead the small businesses that are left to die with tax burdens, and leave more power concentrated in fewer and fewer hands.

Send bills to Congress, very publicly— bills you know they won’t sign, then dictate your own laws in the name of “saving the country.’ The Congress, will have no power, since you made them impudent with the special Congress you put in place to rule over them. No need to fear Congress anymore. They would never impeach a black President. (Very clever)

Obama holds all the cards— but there are two more to put in place: Cap and Trade, and Universal Citizen Service.

After you watch these video, you must realized that Obama will continue to expand the Presidency’s power to complete and total dictator. He will make laws as he has been doing going through the various other bureaucracies that have been put in place exactly for that reason.

Like…Homeland Security. EPA…and the oldest, the Federal Reserve. All these institutions take their orders from the President. And in the case of the Federal Reserve…he takes orders from them.

Like I have said—cut the head off of the snake. Move to get RID of the Presidency altogether. Make him a King with no power if you like, one to stand around and give parties and come out once a year to say a few words at Christmas. Take ALL his power away. No longer will a President be able to come in and fire all appointed federal judges and put in his own, and “fundamentally chance America” into a dictartorship.

Restore power back to the Congress. Sounds Radical?

Impossible? Jesse Jackson said this recently:

Jackson said that the government (by executive order ) should directly employ the 15 million people who are currently without work.

Comrades, think: What happens if Obama decides to put some of those out-of-work citizens into his homegrown police force? Remember, he wanted that. Sure, he hasn’t talked about it, but you can bet it’s on his list of “things to do.”  (see first video) He’s already given amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants by telling the immigration bureau they cannot deport people anymore. He rules, like he says in the video, by going around Congress. You won’t hear another word about it.

Obama’s next task; cap-and-trade. This from Glenn Beck’s site:

Obama’s New EPA Rules will cause Texas to shut down power plants, which will mean that homes could go without power (Lights and even Air Conditioning) in the middle of next year’s 2012 Texas Summer

Congressman Linda Sanchez today, almost made this Nobody want to get up and hit a punching bag. She said–

Tea Party and Republicans are unpatriotic, hate America and are screwing the working class because they don‘t  agree with Obama’s policies.

Really? Get rid of the Tea Party, and all those “working class people” will not get their food stamps. Who do they think pays for them, Obama?

Them’s fighting words: But…instead of letting MS Raza Sanchez  drag us down into the cockfight, I suggest we follow the old democratic play book: Find Obama’s mistress, and splash her face and story everywhere.And then watch Bill Clinton come out to defend him.

He is a family man you say? He doesn’t have a mistress?

Wanna bet?

October 13, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, corruption, Federal Reserve, Obama, Presidents, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Bank of America: Paving the Way for the Patricians of Hope

Nobody’s Fool  

I wrote the article, and then my friend Anthony Labaido in California (who is a great writer and photographer for WND) sent me the video. He had no idea what I was writing about. Synchronicity abounds! Evidently they are using police force to keep people from withdrawing cash, righ here in St. Louis. –Poor guy.

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Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner came out today and told the banks that the administration “will prevail” in the battle over banking reforms. Not the “reforms” to stop wall street traders from gambling, or stopping hedge fund managers from playing Russian Roulette with pension funds and failing home mortgages—oh no—this ‘reform’ was all about keeping the banks from charging those draconian fees each time a “card” is used.

Oh yeah….that’s what broke the world.

They force us into this cashless society, and then they punish us with fees, when we don’t use cash. George Harrison was right: Fat, feet, eyes, air—tax it all. You don’t swallow? Pay up.

You know, I’m getting so lost in this mess it’s a wonder anyone can figure it out.

Nobody Summarizes:

One day, before President Bush left office he came out and said:

Good people, the sky is falling, because(he-he) some people just got too greedy, therefore we are going to take money from you and your next four generations of dependents and SAVE all those big banks we know you count on…otherwise, the whole would will, well…explode. Be thankful we are doing this for you.

They then gave trillions of dollars (IOU’s because our government borrows every single dime from China) to…every bank you can think of, and a whole bunch of CEO’s  BUT mostly, we were helping Goldman Sachs because Henry Paulson was the Treasury Secretary, but used to be the President of Goldman Sacks. He had to move back here from China (where he prefers to live) but he was called in to do this, by the President.

Then ‘President’ Obama takes another wad of trillions (that we will owe) and says:

Well, the first ‘stimulus’ wasn’t enough, and now the people of America need jobs, so we are going to pump this stuff out and it will be shovel ready!

Actually, he did this several times. And he wants more…and the America debt (which of course no politician or their children will EVER have to pay) went up to something like $76 trillion. This is impossible to pay back. Even if every single person on the planet gave every single penny the rest of their lives to pay off this debt, it would only make a small dent.

(Nobody’s calculations, which at this point is sounder than Bernanke’s. )

Now, nothing in politics is a coincidence, which is why we are hearing Michael Jackson talking about “the children” and Sesame Street has a new puppet character who is starving and will continue to starve until she goes to puppet heaven.  Steve Jobs died tonight, which is probably another welcomed distraction from police lines at the banks.

Nobody asks—why is that guy withdrawing his money? I know a lot of people who are. Bank of America, he’s been told, is the enemy.  Those dogs.

Last year, lawmakers approved a law that put a cap on how much a bank is allowed to charge on debit card transactions. Some claim that this cap led Bank of America to recently switch to a $5 monthly charge.Timmy and his buddies passed some regulations saying you couldn’t charge fees on transactions anymore, so the Bank of America said, okay, we’ll just put in other fees.

This is of course, what every business does in the world. It’s the standard of living adjustment that the rest of us don’t get.

Remember, Bank of America got lots of money in the bailout.  The nation’s biggest bank by assets acquired Merrill Lynch & Co. on Jan. 1. (2009) Bank of America received $25 billion from the government’s $700 billion financial rescue fund, including $10 billion that would have gone to Merrill had it not been acquired. What it payed back, it got to take in deductions. Also, no federal taxes for 2 years.

And now Bank of America says—they are going broke, but that doesn’t stop our Congressmen from telling everyone in America to “PULL YOUR MONEY OUT of Bank of America NOW” And people are, like the fear mongering little brainless penguins that they listen to every day…are doing it.

Now, WHY would they do that?— Try to kill off the biggest Bank in America on the Senate floor?

Reuters:

The crisis has spread and the Europeans are warning the United States to devise a plan to nationalize Bank of America.

Oh…the Europeans want us to nationalize our banks…and why is THAT?

Because Germany is abandoning the Euro, and plans to re-introduce the Deutschmark mark and this will spell disaster for the beleaguered Euro. There are claims that the German government has already sent orders for the currency to the printers.

And what else?

This from Sharia Finance Watch Report:

“Germany wants to establish itself as a market for financial products that conform with Islamic law, the head of German financial regulator has said. “We are seeing great interest from investors in Islamic countries, who want to invest their money in Germany according to shariah principles,” BaFin president Jochen Sanio said at a conference on Islamic finance in Frankfurt recently.

So, there you go—world fascism at its finest. Destroy Bank of America, nationalize it, and let the American taxpayer save Europe.  Another move towards a one world…currency of some kind. One that can even be used  in the deserts of the most beloved Islam.

They need even more money to do this they say..so, the 50 richest at the top, want to get a hold of the rich 350 just below them:

Bernie Sanders (U.S. Congressman) said this:

“The top 1 percent earns more income than the bottom 50 percent. The wealthiest 400 people own more wealth than the bottom 150 million Americans,” he said. “And that gap is the greatest of any major country  on earth.”

Have no fear Mr. Sanders, the rest of the world, will catch up soon, once the whole lot of banks has been globally nationalized. Then we will all be one big happy China.

And Henry Paulson can finally go home.

October 5, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, economy, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 2 Comments

More Words From Ronald Reagan

Nobody Flashes—

  When Ronald Reagan was asked about the “lack” of control in Hollywood, he had this to say:

“In those pre-war days we had the contract system. The studios employed not only stars and writers and directors on a permanent basis, but all kinds of technicians, so there was a stability to the business. Today it’s a hungry scramble. Now it’s a case of everybody waiting for the phone to ring to get a job.”

The key word here: stability.

There is no such thing anymore.

 

October 3, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, Ronald Reagan | , , | Leave a comment

What Do Presidents Talk About On the Golf Course?


Nobody’s Perfect:

When Bill Clinton was President, it was reported in Newsmax, that according to one of his personal secret service men, President Bill Clinton, at one time, had mislaid the ‘football.’  The nuclear football. The one he needs in case we are being attacked. He simply couldn’t remember where it was. And what was even more upsetting to the secret service man, he didn’t seem to think it was important.

Last week, a “moon” rock worth millions of dollars was found in an old box, by somebody from Bill’s Clinton’s government office. No doubt he forgot he was keeping it to give a grandchild someday.

So, Bill loses things. Here– Nobody can imagine the conversation last Saturday between Bill and Obama while they played a round of golf.

*****

Obama: Bill, …I really need that suitcase. You know I’m finally bringing home the troops, and hell Bill, you heard what Cheney said, he’s afraid one of them guys might release their nukes here.

 Bill: I know..I know…I just don’t remember. I think I might have left it at the Adams, but I’m not sure. You know, I had Hillary down my neck at the time I lost it, ..and Monica might have taken it— she was always around, I don’t know. I don’t THINK she took it, ah…damn. I wish I could remember…you know, I wouldn’t put it pass some of those guys that were watching me to take it and say I lost it.

Obama: I thought they found it?

 Bill: Well, no: We just said they found it. Bush never mentioned it to you, did he?

Obama: No, every time I asked him he just smiles and says, “Don’t you have it?”

 Bill: Yeah, that sounds like something he’d say. (laughs)

Obama: Besides–you just lost a rock worth millions Bill. I don’t care, that’s money in the bank.

 Bill: Oh, I thought I gave it to Steven Spielberg…really. I don’t know what they found in my files. Hillary told me she had shredded everything from Arkansas. So, blame her. You know Hillary.

Obama: (Gets fed up)…Whatever. I need that suitcase Bill. Really.

 Bill: I know, I know…Hey, did you see where my ball went?
This makes ten so far I’ve lost. (really, 20)

Obama: You’re in the rough Bill. Again.

(Nobody makes this stuff up.)

September 26, 2011 Posted by | humor, Presidents | , | 1 Comment

Smut Peddlers Who Care…

 Nobody Remembers

Larry Flynt came out this week and offered his usual $1 million dollars to anyone who had any kind of sex with Rick Perry.  Rick must feel honored. He got offered MORE than Casey Anthony. Larry only offered her $500,000 to pose nude in his magazine. Nobody Remembers that this is not the first time Larry has tried to get the dirty digs and ruin the political careers of Republicans, although, Nobody Remembers that Larry once ran for political office as one, years ago.

No doubt, wearing a Halloween mask.

Back in 1998, Bob Livingston, Speaker of the Republican House, resigned after he heard that Hustler had the goods on him. At the time Larry was helping out his old outhouse buddy, Bill Clinton, and did a fine job at it too. After all, Bill was not the only one having “affairs” with Cuban cigars. Bill sent his bull-dog out to get the Republicans, and he did.

This is all so Mafia…really. Liberals hang around in the same circles of smut. Therefore, there is that natural attraction. They probably even sniff each other’s butts. (Okay, these images come into my mind when I see Larry’s picture..I instantly think: Dog–sorry.)

Larry is die-hard, bi-polar, atheist, Democrat— although he once professed to be an evangelical Christian after meeting Jimmy Carter’s sister. And for all his babbling about ‘free speech rights,’ the Democrats won’t even let you utter a word that they do not agree with. But THEY can call you Nazi, raciest, and bigot.

Republicans have no free speech rights, but Larry doesn’t care as long as they buy his magazines and go to his clubs.  He is THE poster boy for the Democratic Club of whores if I may add.. and will do anything to help them out. Why he is not trying to find dirt on Mitt Romney tells you at least, that he considers Mitt a man of his liking.                                                                                                                                                            

Poor Larry. He was raised by his mother and grandmother in extreme poverty and therefore grew up and started strip clubs, no doubt caused by the absence of a father. (Nobody makes this psychological stuff up.)   He started the Hustler Magazines because his strip clubs were losing money (during Jimmy Carter’s recession) and so, to pay for the startup of the magazine, he deferred payments of sales taxes his clubs owned for their “activities.”

He did NOT go to jail. Why is that?

And that’s not all. He was once sentenced to 25 years for organized crime , and served six days. BUT…some great judge did send him to jail once for six months for wearing an American Flag as a diaper.

Nobody would have given him ten years.

After he got out, he was a candidate in the recall election of California Governor Gray Davies, calling himself a “smut peddler who cares.” That just about sums up every speech by every liberal I’ve ever heard. And if that isn’t absurd: Nobody remembers another quote from the great Larry Flynt:

“Just because I publish pornography does not mean that I am not concerned about the social ills that all of us are.”

You have it. According to Larry porn is not a social ill, but WE are. Go tell that to all the people who have been killed by the serial killers who get addicted to it. Not to mention, porn is the biggest money making industry on the planet.

Tell me, why aren’t all these CEO’s of porn on the Forbes 500 lists? Mmmmm?  Surely they make more than Warren Buffet. You know they do. I know they do. They just don’t want anyone else to know they do, least we follow the dots.

Now, if Larry wanted to make more than a million: He should make an offer for someone to come up with smut on ‘President’ Obama. Why settle for less money, when you can have MORE Larry?

Think about it. If the Republicans could get smut on Obama they would. So…the logical analysis in my nobody mind on this point of absence by conservatives,  is that all smut is owned by democrats.

The Smut Peddlers who care.

 

 

September 23, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, Clintons, democrats, Larry Flynt | , , , , , , | 4 Comments

The Great American Idol Presidential Google Contest!

Nobody Wins- 

 

 

–by watching the Presidential debates..it’s all carefully staged to get the American people thinking that THEY are picking the Republican candidate.

They had the debates: Romney won: They have a audience to give their opinion: Romney won…and then Romney comes on right away to talk to Fox’s Sean Hannity.

Gee…let’s not do him any big favors.

But the more important revelation is that— The America Idol Presidential Candidate Google Contest has finally come into its rightful place in American elections. Yes America– YOU will pick out the winner with YOUR votes! And WE will know just how to make who WE want to win, say just the right thing to get it!

Fox and Google…working together to bring you the new  “democracy”  of online voting. The citizens sent in their video questions and they said that YOU picked the questions. (LOL)  Why..you could even give your thoughts online while you were watching

Lucky you citizen! You really do have a voice, comrade!

Okay comrades..remember something— Richard Nixon lost to Kennedy because he sweated on TV like a new gay recruit in a hot steam bath at shower time at Camp Pendleton.  Ronald Reagan won the debates because he would laugh and say..”There you go again!”  to Jimmy Carter. Mitt didn’t steal that line, but he had his own and he said it at every chance he could get to Rick Perry.

Image can make or break you. All the candidates look good, but– they did not get center stage and that makes all the difference.

Mitt and Perry were put front and center, just like the last debate. It’s powerful. Psychologically it makes everyone think they are the two front runners…whether they are or not. If this nobody was filming the debate I would have put a different candidate in the front every single debate. That’s fair. That’s balanced.

But, that’s not what is going to happen.

The ideal is to get YOU the voter to feel like you are involved with it. When in fact: ah…not so much. The winner is going to be the guy who spends the most money, and who will continue on with the world globalization projects for the big money elites. But we need to make you feel good.

Google is keeping track of every single thing you do…and America, it knows exactly how you think, and therefore knows exactly how to program and manipulate your thoughts. And they made it all seem such a sweet thing tonight when they showed you their cool graphics!

Now…to the candidates–

MITT ROMNEY: Getting better at being slick. Big brownie point was attacking Perry on giving illegal’s college tuition which he knows the American people hate.

“You are a United States citizen from any one of the other 49 states, you have to pay $100,000 or more,” he said. “That doesn’t make sense to me. That kind of magnet draws people into this country to get that education, to get the $100,000 break.”

Rick Perry: Looking and even sounding like George W. Bush. Slow, hard to speak. And I had to cringe when he mentioned he mandated the vaccine because some poor lady had the cancer and spoke to him. Please. Stop using those old and tried “pity” stories. If it’s not some kid dying of cancer, it’s the lady who lost her house because she broke her leg walking to the welfare office.  Lame. So, he did lose to Mitt, which is going to be hard on Rush Limbaugh.

Ron Paul: It was as if he wasn’t even there. The questions they gave him, kept him off his strong points.

Newt Gingrich: I don’t care if Bill Clinton sends him half a dozen toe-sucking Hooter girls, the guy might know history, but he’s been too much a part of it.

Michele Bachmann:  Looked very pretty in red, but she should have worn black. Like the others, did not get very good questions. Michele is a fighter, and honest person it seems, but they won’t let her near the office. Here’s what it really looked like tonight:  the Boys Club won’t let her play. The Boys Club of two, that is.

Jon Huntsman: Well Jon, you had a tax plan..but…what is it again?

Herman Cain: Now, he had me going. Loved his answers. The 9.9.9. plan. And also the point which I have been making, He had stage four cancer and would now be dead if he had gotten it during Obamacare. If Herman had been in the middle of the set, he would have won. BUT…he lost me when he picked Newt Gingrich for his Vice President because Newt had a lot of knowledge?  It almost felt as if he was thinking of something Newt could give him. Like a deal was working out on the stage.

Rick Santorum: The Prom King was more impressive tonight. It was like he was at a high school debate. It’s sad that we are used to scumbag liars and creepy politicians: in the 1950’s this guy would be winning.

Gary Johnston: Gary, was asked to be the comic relief for the night. He was smart enough to get someone to write a great joke, because nobody knew who he was, or what in the world he was doing there. He wants to balance the budget. He’s on page…one.

 “My next-door neighbor’s two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration,” he said to large laughter.

The joke came perfectly timed, at the end of the “show” and so I’m sure they didn’t plan that…ya think?

In the end Perry lost the two man debate, because he said this:

 “But if you say that we should not educate children who have come into our state for no other reason than they’ve been brought here by no fault of their own, I don’t think you have a heart,” he said. “We need to be educating these children, because they will become a drag on our society.”

Nobody says: “BECOME a drag on our society? Become? …Uh..They already are.  

 

September 23, 2011 Posted by | Elections, politics, Presidents | , , | 4 Comments

Nobody Loves Presidential Bloopers

Nobody’s Fool

Nobody Knows who edited these Bush Bloopers, but, they’re really funny. I’m beginning to suspect that Obama was elected because he read so well, and they never let him ad-lib.

Obama got in because America found out that the lovable Texas Guy was really a big time Eastern globalist. And now America has found out that Obama is a big time Marxist globalist.

I can’t wait for the next election. We need to find out BEFORE the election if they “think.” like a globalist or…an American.

Odds are not looking to good on that American deal.

 

September 21, 2011 Posted by | Presidents | | 6 Comments

Is James Carville Setting Up Hillary’s Run?

 Nobody Remembers

—when Rush Limbaugh was backing Hillary Clinton to become the Democratic nominee in 2008. He was driving many of us crazy.
***
And now, according to a poll by Bloomberg, 2/3 of Americans think well of Hillary and have buyer’s remorse.
That’s how bad Obama’s legacy is. You would settle for grandma’s cauliflower soup, rather than suffer another pie of Uncle Mo’s five-day old potato salad, made with his own green hot sauce.
 ***
According to Bloomberg, we all want Hillary to run. Yeah. Sure. Who did they ask?
***
You have to wonder…why is Hillary all of a sudden being brought up at all? Dick Cheney even said she would have made a better President. It’s obvious…Obama is so unpopular they are afraid of losing not only the Presidency, but the Congress as well.
 ***
According to the polls, 90 percent of the Democrats love her, 35% of the Republicans love her, and (cough) 63% of the Independents love her. And so, out of the shadows comes James Carville, who ran Hillary’s Presidential campaign, and who was Bill’s Presidential Advisor. Seems he has been picked to start paving the road for Hillary to run again.
“As I watch the Republican debates, I realize that we are on the brink of a crazy person running our nation. I sit in front of the television and shudder at the thought of one of these creationism-loving, global-warming-denying, immigration-bashing, Social-Security-cutting, clean-air-hating, mortality-fascinated, Wall-Street-protecting Republicans running my country. “
No, he’s rather watch the illiterate, global meltdowns, Drug Cartel immigrant gun-slinging; Social-Security cutting, wealth redistributing, baby killing, grandma killing, Wall Street protecting Democrats to keep destroying HIS country.
***
Hey James…How’s your stock portfolio? Not too good?
James is out yelling “panic!” and wants Obama to fire everybody.
“For God’s sake,” Carville wrote on Cnn’s Website: why are we still looking at the same political and economic advisers that got us into this mess? It’s not working.”
Do you remember Paul Begala, his other goofy partner in crime? Paul, who really misses Bob Dole, said this in Newsweek last July:
“The Republicans are much more shall we say, ideologically inspired, with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, House Speaker John Boehner and House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in constant furious competition to prove who’s more devoted to the Tea party’s extremist position that the federal government must never under any circumstances, increase federal revenue by so much as a penny, no matter how catastrophic the consequences.”
Okay, last time I looked, catastrophic consequences have been CAUSED by Obama already. A tiny point in life so far, but…we should at least mention it to him.
***
We may not want it to happen, but Hillary may run. The fact that she is saying she won’t make you wonder. Look at her new hairdo. She is trying to look young again, and I doubt it’s for some man.
 ***
And let’s hope that it’s not true. I don’t care what the polls or Dick Cheney say: Hillary “It Takes a Village” as President? Expect to lose your child to the state right after birth if that happens. That is what she wants. She said so in her book.
 ***
The Clinton gang is back. And they think we have forgotten: They are wrong.

September 16, 2011 Posted by | Clintons | , , , | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Jackie Kennedy

Nobody’s Fool

As fast as the story came out, was about as fast as it was forgotten, but it was big news: Caroline Kennedy decided it was time for the world to hear “the rest of the story” from her mother, Jackie Kennedy…the woman who survived.

Arthur Schlesinger had interviewed Jackie after Jack’s death, in 1964, and she said things that had they had been released at the time she said them: would have caused more of a stir. So, you have to ask the question: Why did they take such a long time to release them?
Mmmmmmm?

As LBJ would say, in politics, nothing is a coincidence. (Or was it LBJ quoting FDR? )

Jackie, it seems, did not suffer fools. Unless of course it was her husband Jack. She had this to say about some very famous people of her time:

She called Indira Gandhi “a real prune — bitter, kind of pushy,” and said she had told Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev at a dinner to stop boring her with statistics on Ukraine. (He laughed.)

But it was her extreme dislike of Martin Luther King that was the most…shall we say, to this Nobody “refreshing”. Evidently, the FBI was recording him, and she heard him say some pretty nasty things about Jack’s funeral.

After being told by her husband of some of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s alleged sexual peccadilloes after “that freedom march thing,” she called the civil rights leader “a phony.”
“I just can’t see a picture of Martin Luther King without thinking, you know, that man’s terrible.”

Gee…and Martin Luther King’s memorial just went up in the National Mall. Good timing Caroline, you’re mother would be proud.

 Nobody  Remembers one particular phone conversation of Jackie’s that I had heard on the radio…LBJ was on the other line. Her voice was almost a complete imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s. She sounded fake, breathy, and she was so sweet and obsequious to LBJ, I felt like I was listening to phone sex..

Jackie, like many people in history, think LBJ had her husband killed. So, it was not just Martin Luther King she was horrified of, it was also LBJ. No wonder she used all her charm.

“Jack said it to me sometimes. He said, ‘Oh, God, can you ever imagine what would happen to the country if Lyndon were president?”‘ she recalled. (And they were right.)
“If they’re killing Kennedys, then my children are targets…I want to get out of this country.”

And so she did. She married one of the richest men in the world (Aristotle Onassis) to protect her children, and moved.

You have to say one thing about Jackie—She was born a thoroughbred, and stuck to that stamp of elite all through her life, with grace. She made the elites of our time look like Snookie pigs in a mud slide.

Jackie was by all accounts a terrific mother. Many thought that her son would have been President one day…and the country certainly would have been better off without the Clintons in power…if they had not have killed him.

Oh…excuse me, his plane crashed…

Someday I hope to hear another story about how grandma Caroline thinks that her brother’s death was not an accident…

Anyway, Jackie survived, and thankfully did not live to see her son’s plane crash.

Nobody Thinks that the release of this very important information from the Democrats dynasty, right before an upcoming presidential election, shows that at least the last Kennedy standing, wanted to put the record straight.

They will hide this revelation: It’s not as important as “jobs” they will say. But in the world of politics, it’s nice to know that at least one person from history who was there, had enough courage to tell the American people the truth.

It’s about friggin, time.

September 14, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Media, Obama, politics, Presidents | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ronald Reagan Saw a UFO?

Nobody Knows

—that Ronald Reagan saw a UFO, and wanted to build Star Wars, not only to protect us from the Russians, but also from any visitors from other planets. Not to mention, who knew Dan was selling Vodka?

Now, we know!

September 13, 2011 Posted by | History, humor, Presidents | , , | 2 Comments