Nobody’s Perfect: Hillary ‘Umbridge’ VS Kardashians: OR LGTB VS Vagina Smelling Contest

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week, it’s between Hillary Clinton and the Kardashians..

Hillary first:

You’re not a progressive unless you can find a cause…without the cause, there is no reason for people like Hillary to exist. Here’s Hillary’s first step to becoming the next Presdient, and I must admit, I had to stop watching after a few seconds, because frankly, Hillary’s tone made me sick: …the “I am so good, and I am here to save the gays, and America, and I am speaking VERY clearly because I know you are all stupid, and I still want to be President, but not yet…first …we need more gay people, and we are about to make it law.”

OMG, send me a canoe and let me go over the falls. But, as much as I HATE this women, (and I do NSA), I will, for the sake of the children, translate this almost unbearable rant  for you.

 Nobody Notes:  This woman, is a tyrant. As is Obama. They are abnormalities of power and corruption and to be feared with every fiber.

Here’s Miss Perfect Hillary:  

 “Gay rights are Human rights, human rights are gay rights.”

Nobody Says: So, gays were never human? When was this discovered?

 “There were some countries that did not want to hear that.”

Nobody Says: Hillary is going to stop all gay hangings in Iran, by her magnificent  leadership, even though she doesn’t have the courage to accuse them of much of anything.  Her point is to change us.

 “That’s who we are, it’s in our DNA.”

Nobody Says: Have you looked at your DNA lately Hillary?

“How to protect his L.G.T.B citizens..”‘

Nobody Says: WHAT? What’s that stand for?

Last Gay Tinker Bunker?—– Lesbian Gay Tokus Batter? ——–Little Gay Tiger Bitch?

We can’t call them gay anymore? Is Hillary trying to get rid of the word…”gay”? Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of gay family members that are loved dearly, but really… what rights DON’T they have?

“I was pretty tough…I directed our diplomats around the world.”

Nobody Says: Wow..Hillary’s stand on “Gays” in Benghazi got her L.G.T.B. diplomat raped AND killed. Good job Hillary.  How’s that “Let’s send the gays into service as gay diplomats in countries where it’s a crime to show them how TOUGH I am and get them all used to gays.” How’s that working out Hillary?

*Reach out to the brave activist fighting on front lines.”

Nobody Says: Yeah, we’ve seen all those brave gay activists standing on the front lines all OVER the middle East Hillary…. Sure we have.

“Blah Blah…now having left public office”

Nobody Says: Oh right….sure…GOOD…stay out.

“For America to keep leading in the world that means we must invest here at home.”

Nobody Says: Oh…here comes the punch line. Translation: You hicks need to change, and you WILL change, all the churches will now marry gays and accept gays into marriage even though it’s against the Bible.  Wait…Hillary is starting to look like that evil woman Principal who wore pink in Harry Potter: Professor Umbridge.

“LGTB deserve the rights of citizenships and that includes marriage.”

Nobody Says: Uh…so now gays are not citizens? What? Since WHEN is marriage a RIGHT? Next thing you know…Hillary will tell you who can marry, and who can’t.

Wait…she IS telling you that. She wants to make it the law. All Churches will have to marry gays.

“My views have been shaped over time…”

Nobody Says:   The rest of us had to watch Hollywood and TV sitcoms, with gays kissing, and taking over our TV shows. No offense against gay…but statistically speaking, one or two would have been quite enough. but EVERY SINGLE SHOW? COME ON!  We were brainwashed basically. You on the other hand, are running for President. And getting rid of MEN is the main objective here.

That’s about enough of Hillary.

The other contestant for the week was Kim Kardashian, who in desperation for ratings decided to through a vagina smelling contest!

In what is a new low sisters Kim and Kourtney decided to hold a very vulgar competition on Sunday night’s reality show – to see whose private parts smell the sweetest!

Hillary, leader of the feminist movement which encourage the vagina dialogues would be proud to see her children smelling each other vaginas.

As far as we know, the Kardashsian sisters are not gay…but this rather crudeness of our American Culture has made Hillary the winner of the Nobody’s Perfect award of the week.

After all, Hillary helped make this all possible. (To be fair, Bill helped out a lot in that department too..he needs to take at least half the blame.

Next thing you know, one of the gay designer boys will be throwing an anus smelling contest— After all…LGTB’s have equal rights now as citizens.

And I thought of some REALLY funny Hillary vagina jokes, but I won’t go there…but you can!

(Nobody apologizes for the content of this blog, but to me, there is a definite connection between these lowlifes.  They are all ..unhinged. )

March 18, 2013 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | American Culture, gays, Hillary Clinton, Uncategorized | gays, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Kardashian