Nobody Would Like to Thank Madonna…
Nobody Cares
FINALLY~ Madonna got smart. For years now we have watched Madonna’s endless plastic surgery, changing Madonna’s face into someone who looked more like a poor copy of Hedy Lamarr than the old Madonna. She’s had eyelifts, Botox, cheek implants, nose jobs…she was on the road to being the next Michael Jackson of plastic surgery. I certainly don’t recognize that face anymore, do you?
I take that back: She is starting to look like Joan Rivers. And Joan Rivers looks BETTER. Staying 21 is getting harder and harder, so Madonna is now doing the only smart thing she has left, and that’s to cover her face. KISS did it! Look how longed they stretched out THEIR careers! And she’s got the perfect costume get-up, just get a niqab, like the Muslim women.
Madonna can only make money by being controversial since she hasn’t had a decent hit since the 1980s. So, she has pretend sex onstage, sex with a cross, sex with gays, sex with an elephant, sex…
Wait…you missed the elephant? I did too, darn! But I heard about it. She was even singing “Like a Virgin” and the elephant was really excited about that. It was his favorite song.
I hear she just adopted Justin Bieber’s Monkey, because he had a nice butt.
(Okay. Maybe not.)
Madonna was going around saying how ‘cool’ it was that we had a Black Muslim as a President, so I’m thinking she wants to be invited to the White House. She is saying this: “The Revolution of Love is on…Inshallah (God Willing.)
What revolution is she talking about? I certainly wonder if we will see Madonna in Cairo. Since they hate Obama in Cairo, and she’s his good friend, I wouldn’t advise it. Evidently nobody has told Madonna that the Black Muslim President is not exactly popular in that “revolution.” But, maybe the military will protect her in front of the stage, all she has to do is donate a few billion dollars for more tanks.
In the meantime, “God Willing” Madonna, you keep your face veil on. Nobody suggests you get the whole outfit. After all, I remember that nun outfit you wore onstage.
Killer. Go for it.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
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