Love the Irish! (Sorry Amfortas..) The American Irish, How’s That?
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Ahhh…the Irish. We love them. We love their parades and their tempers, and most of all, how drunk they get on St. Patty’s Day.
I played so many St. Patty’s Days in bars as a singer/band person, that now, you would have to PAY me to go out drinking on St. Patty’s Day.
I do miss giving the Irish drunks in the crowd the mike, to see who could sing “Danny Boy” the best. Nothing to me was more entertaining than watching drunks climb over their comatose friends on the floor, staggering with their beers spilling out onto the stage, as they smile and sing words they had NO clue as to the meaning of.
It’s almost as fun as watching Hillary Clinton stumble into a parked car.
One time, on St. Patty’s Day, I sang “Danny Boy” in a pub, and some really drunk Irish guy loved it. He stood right in front of me while I sang and swore that I was an angel from Killarny. And then at the end of the night, upon request, when I sang it again, he SWORE I botched it, and was about to throw his beer down and drag me clear to Dublin and throw me to his mother, who would have made me eat a rotten potato.
Luckily, I got out the back door.
That’s typical of the Irish. They start out loving the world, and then by the end of the night, they want to beat it up.
You gotta love em’.
Here in the Midwest, there are more drunks out on St. Patty’s Day than New Year’s Eve. Why? Because it’s a LOT cheaper to get drunk on St. Patty’s day. Has been for years.
Tomorrow, in lots of American cities, there will be parades and lasses in green dresses, and green beer and green popcorn, and corn beef, and on a lucky charm note, we know that CNN won’t dare complain about all these white people dancing around in green, because Obama is part Irish. Really. It’s true. On his mother’s side. (Someone tell Oprah.)
Today on the radio, I heard some bombastic ambassador of Ireland make a big speech about the ‘immigrants’ from Ireland and how when they first came to this country, they were treated like pigs. Trying to make the connection between the Irish and the Muslims.
I was about to say a few choice Irish words when I heard this, because there is no WAY you can compare an Irish American to a Muslim American. The Irish melted into our country just fine. So fine in fact, we celebrate them every year.
The moon will have to explode before Americans celebrate “Mohammed Day”. Can’t see it happening anytime soon.
This, “Irish” are like Muslims argument invites…..rather choice words like the ones spoken above. (I’m going to memorize a few of these.)
And by the way, in case you wondered, Amfortas is a very proper gentlemen of the English— descendant of Knights, (Who sometimes reads me) and he HATES the Irish, and from his point of view, he should.
So…Sorry my dear friend, Amfortas. This love of the Irish only happens in America.
Turn to your Bible, and forgive us…and realize, that we celebrate St. Patty’s Day only because–it’s simply too much fun.
Blame it on the state of our meaningless drunken affections. We’re just dancin’ away with the fairies, trolling in the lime, and waiting for St. Patty to clear out the snakes in Washington.
And dear amfortas….if you see St. Patty, tell him to hurry….the grass is almost green.
Nobody Solves Universal Health Care With One Executive Order
Nobody Knows
Yes…not many people know what I am about to tell you. If you have been wondering WHY President Donald J. Trump is pushing for Paul Ryan’s horrible Obamacare ‘repeal’ that is actually just a twist on the old one, then sit down. Really. Sit down.
I was laying down when I read this. Good thing too. Not much in my bed to throw but a few pillows.
Remember I told you that I actually READ Trump’s books? Yep. From his own mouth, or pen…or brain:
From Trump: The America We Deserve– page 206 and 207:
The healthcare bureaucrats are depriving Americans of care in order to keep costs down. Medical care is so expensive, in fact, that millions of Americans have no health insurance at all.
Working out the detailed plans will take time. But the goal should be clear: Our people are our greatest asset. We must take care of our own. We must have universal health care.
Sure, this was published 16 years ago, around the time Obama was hanging out with his buddy in the gay bars of Chicago. (Now he is hanging out in the gay islands of Fiji, no I’m not jealous, no…) but I really don’t think Trump has changed his mind on this. Think about it, he has always ONLY said,
“Obamacare is a disaster, we are going to repeal and REPLACE it.”
So, Obama was right. He mocked us all when he said that the Affordable Care Act was, and would remain, the LAW OF THE LAND.
Now, I know that some of you around the rest of the world love the universal health care that your country provides for you…but those of us here in the United States, who are old enough to remember….do remember that once upon a time America had not only the best, but the most affordable health care in the world, and we were hoping that repeal meant….going back to that wonderful system.
But no…it’s clear to this Nobody, that’s not going to happen.
Trump will never call it universal health care now. He’s not stupid. So, WHY is he doing this?
Here’s what goes on in my little nobody mind:
FIRST FACT: The Fortune 500 companies do NOT want to have to supply their employees with medical insurance. It’s a cost they’d rather have the government-run, like they do in the socialist countries.
SECOND FACT: President Trump needs those Fortune 500 companies to help him bring HIS big vision for America into fruition. And besides, he truly doesn’t want anybody to not get help when they are sick.
THIRD FACT: There are so many people NOT working in this country, that over 93 millions people who don’t have jobs, need something. Add to that the millions of illegals and ‘refugees’ who need care…you have a BIG problem.
FOURTH FACT: The government destroyed the fine system we had in the first place.
How? Presidents of both parties kept messing with it. And now, we are overwhelmed with MILLIONS of illegals who are sucking our system dry.
Why do we have so many illegals?
Globalization. Thank the Rockefeller Rinos’. Thank Daddy Bush. Thank his son.
Wait Joyanna! You didn’t blame the man who passed it in the FIRST place.
Well, here’s where my little Nobody mind Wonders…
Could it be, that the global men who run this world, decided that having a BLACK man pass universal health care would work? Remember, there was only ONE man who stood against it in Congress: Ted Cruz.
Strange, don’t you think? Where WERE all those little GOP ducks?
What if these men that run the global network of power in the world thought that the quickest way to get the United States on the global-no-borders-world government-platform, was to put someone in who could actually manage to get it through?
Obama came out of nowhere. As FDR said, nothing in politics is a coincidence.
So, as much as I truly am a big fan of our President, and I tell myself this system is now SO entrenched, and so many elites fighting against him, all he can really do is get rid of the tax…I still feel terrible. On THIS subject, we might be royally screwed. Unless of course, President Trump starts backing Rand Paul’s plans:
So, Mister President: Here’s a nobody suggestion—-
If you MUST have universal health care, than for the American people’s sake, do one more thing.
Write an executive order that says, whatever health care law Congress passes, THEY have to abide by it too. That way, they will have to write a good one.
I’d like to leave my pillows sitting lovely on my bed.
Well, Heck.
Nobody Cares
Well Heck.
I’ve got a brand new computer, a brand new keyboard, a brand new book called “Windows 10 for Dummies” (over 8,459,34 pages) and like most new things, I’m going every other minute…WTF did I do?
For instance, I just found out that you can have two desktops, each with two different apps floating around the bottom, and the book said to put the weather app in one desktop and the mail app in the OTHER desktop. Cool. I did that. Not that I would EVER need two desktops, but then again, Bill Clinton didn’t really need Monica now did he?
Then it said to move the weather app from Desktop two, over to Desktop one, and it would be great. So, I tried it, and low and behold, the whole weather app disappeared.
Take about panic. My weather app is more accurate than the National Weather service, who said they truly knew last weekend that the blizzard petered out, but somebody in high power, decided to strand all those poor people in airports. Not their fault.
I’m sure, the order came from John McCain.
Thank god the weather app came back after I restarted the computer. When in doubt, just restart…unless of course you have some sinister John McCain operative trying to wreak your hard drive. I purposely blamed John McCain because today, I got over 20 calls from the same guy who, when I answered, just breathed heavily in Farsi.
As we ALL know, you cannot blame a Muslim for anything, least Allah comes down and decides to take your weather app.
So, now you know…I’m computer retarded, and I blame that on Thomas Edison, who thought memorizing things was stupid, and if you wanted to know something, you should just look it up. And that’s how he tortured his kids. He made THEM look up everything for him.
I can’t tell you how much I missed this past…how long was I gone? No matter.
John McCain needs to find a hobby, like, cleaning up those admirals who held big parties with prostitutes and….wasting the taxpayers money.
No doubt, he was there.
Can you tell I’ve been festering about McCain?
Okay. Enough. The good news is I’ll be trying to post, more, although I’m short on pictures…don’t ask. Long story.
Here’s the only one I have.
Me. After losing weather app.
The bad news is this new keyboard feels like it needs to be oiled. It has buttons on it that evidently edit film, cook bacon, and bring you coffee.
I do have some opinions about Obamacare TWO rollout–tomorrow.
I must say, it’s good to be back.
Me Too…..
Nobody Flashes
Dear Readers,
My main computer has crashed.
Not sure when I will be back.
It is, what it is. It was a really good blog too that I was writing. I went to Youtube to get a video, and that was it. Some lady came on my screen and said that If I turned the computer OFF my hard drive would be destroyed.
She wasn’t lying.
I hope you check back here time to time…
In the meantime, I’m off to gather my senses.
Love to all,
Joyanna
Will Robots Be Allowed to Vote?
Nobody Flashes
Pretty cool this Handle robot. But Bill Gates says he should pay taxes.
Well then, you might ask yourself, why doesn’t Bill Gates computers pay taxes?
Just think, in the near future you could probably buy one of these “Handle’s” for $100,000 and scare your neighbors.
What I wanna know is…can it swim and cook?
And if it pays taxes, will it be allowed to vote?
Nobody Will Get To See TWO Solar Eclipses!
Nobody Flashes
I’m pretty excited about this…this year’s solar eclipse is going RIGHT by my house. And THEN, in just 7 more years, ANOTHER one will be going right by my house.
How lucky can you get?
So, IF you read that I have committed suicide within the next 7 years, –be rest assured and say to yourself, “She was MURDERED, by the deep state, because Joyanna would never have missed that second eclipse.
You ARE..my witness to that true statement.
I’m a big kid when it comes to these things. How about you?
Bush and Obama: Out to Destroy America
Nobody Cares
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.—Abraham Lincoln.
Nothing is more boring than an x-American President deciding to come out of the woodwork, and try to make himself loved and popular again, unless of course, it’s ANOTHER x-American President doing the same thing.
Both Obama and Bush have joined together in the holy matrimony of war against Donald Trump, which IS basically…war against the United States. They’re sycophantic behavior for each other is enough for me to look for the nearest barf bag.
They really don’t care about us at all. No. The two biggest egos since Narcissist saw his own image in the water, have only one mission: to destroy. Neither one of them can STAND that President Donald J. Trump…sits in the Oval Office, and dares to undo all they hold dear.
Okay. So maybe they have good reason to hate Trump. After all, he told the country EXACTLY what he thought of them both. (Which by the way, was what most of the country thought.) Obama’s legacy was Obamacare, and President Donald Trump called it a “disaster.”
George W.’s legacy was the Iraq war, which Trump said over and over was a “big mistake.”
Whoa. The truth hurt their little feelings. Don’t tell me that Bush doesn’t know that Iraq was a big failure in EVERY aspect. And his silence for 8 years while Obama’s completely destroyed whatever successes our men and women gained, were ‘deplorable.’ (Hillary DID give us some nifty words.)
Sorry George…painting the picture of the men who were damaged by their “Commander- in- Chief ” just doesn’t make up for the fact that you made a BIG mistake.
Bush said today on some TV program that he was drawing the pictures of the men who served under him: as their “Commander-in-chief.” In his mind, he was a GREAT commander. Sure, you just keep putting out that BS Mr. Bush.
On top of that Obama still thinks he’s president.
We are dealing with two very warped personalities, and it’s pretty sad to see.
George W. Bush has the look of an alcoholic. The big red nose gives it away. Trust me, I worked in bars all my life, where the alcoholics were the norm. On TV, he has that glassy-eyed look that many of them get later in life.
I’m not sure which man is more despicable…. the one who is staging the first American coup, or the one who has come out of his room of mirrors to help him.
What IS a fact, is how they both put out this image that they are such DECENT guys…Bush puts on “I’m the good old Texas guy next door.” (which help get him elected) and Obama’s façade is all-knowing, and never wrong, Buddha, master of manipulation.
Here’s two paragraphs that I think, describes the two men and how they play their power:
From The 48 Laws of Power:
BUSH: “The good old boy.”
“To some people the notion of consciously playing power games—no matter how indirect …seems evil, asocial, a relic of the past. They believe they can opt out of the game by behaving in ways that have nothing to do with power. (I’m a painter now!) You must beware of such people, for while they express such opinions outwardly, they are often among the most adept players at power. They utilize strategies that cleverly disguise the nature of the manipulation involved. These types, for example, will often display their weakness and lack of power as a kind of moral virtue. But true powerlessness, without any motive or self-interest, would not publicize its weakness to gain sympathy or respect. Making a show of one’s weakness is actually a very effective strategy, subtle and deceptive, in the game of power
Obama: The redistributor
Another strategy of the supposed non player is to demand equality in every area of life. Everyone must be treated alike (unless of course, it’s him), whatever their status and strength. But if, to avoid the taint of power, you attempt to treat everyone equally and fairly, you will confront the problem that some people do certain things better than others. Treating everyone equally means ignoring excel. Again, many of those who behave this way are actually deploying another power strategy, redistribution people’s rewards in a way they determine.
So there again, I’m bored with them both.
I’m more frightened of these two men than any Muslim, Russian, or Kim Jung Hung Ho, because they are simply out to destroy America, or what is left after their ‘legacies.”
And Nobody would care if they both disappeared.
Nobody’s Fool: Nigel Farage & Sheriff Clarke
Nobody’s Fool
Last week, there were two great speeches from CPAC that everyone should see. Two of my readers, Mrs .O, and ‘g’ man, turned me on to Sheriff’s Clarke’s great speech on the rule of law. Truly one of the best speeches ever given on the matter.
The other one was from Nigel Farage, who paints the whole picture of what’s happening to us all. The global revolution is what is happening. The rich elites do not want to let go of their power…and we have seen this with the recent appearance of X President George W. Bush siding with the Obamas against Trump, and Tony Blair, his partner in globalization trashing anybody who refutes their global plans for takeover of the world.
Any GOP Congress member who does not back Trump is on our list of enemies.
Nigel is the Thomas Paine of our revolution. Common Sense is back.
So, turn off the cable guys…because they don’t work for you. Eighty percent of the time its all about getting you to doubt your new President.
Instead, enjoy the common sense of these two great men.
An Alchoholic Gets Top Medical Care…And Other Brotherly Rants
Nobody Wins
“This is what REALLY pisses me off.” my brother said. “Bob,” (not his real name) is an alcoholic, and he had a heart attack, but they couldn’t operate on him until he was detoxed, so they put him in a coma for a week to detox him. A WEEK! How much was that bill? And you know what? He didn’t have to pay one single penny. Because if you don’t work, you don’t have to pay. You and I pay.”
My brother was on a furious rant. He is now on Social Security and I was asking him about Medicare. My brother has a small business, so he’s glad he’s on Medicare. But, his wife had to sign up for Obamacare, and then he went into another rant….
“Obamacare is worthless, it doesn’t pay for anything, and on top of that, the deductible went up to $5,000!” His wife has a precondition…and so she needs a lot of doctor care and medications. But because they own a small business, which thanks to the Bush/Obama bank holiday, are going the way of J.C. Penny, they need the cheapest insurance they can find. At the time, Obamacare was law.
“I just found out that one dental implant costs $5,000.” I told him, trying to get in my frustration. I have a tooth that decided to dislodge from its roots, without even asking my permission. “They can give you a whole set of dentures for $485, but for the price of one tooth, I could buy five really cool riding lawn mowers!” (Don’t ask me what made me think of that.)
My brother didn’t care about my teeth…or riding lawn mowers…he was too upset….
“And another thing, did you know that Dubai will not take ANY refugees? We protect Dubai, and they are rich beyond any place else in the world, and yet, why do we have to take Muslim refugees when they don’t have to? I see the armies of young men coming into the country. And it’s me who is paying for their health care. I’m sorry, I’m furious.” he said.
“Well, it’s the Saudi’s that are building mosques all over Europe and the United States for those ‘refugees’. It’s basically an invasion. That’s how they take over countries.” I said.
But, he wasn’t listening. “All my money goes to insurance.” He said. “House insurance, car insurance, health insurance. The other day I went to the dentist office, (he has insurance) and I asked them if they were SURE that I was covered, and they said “Yes, we’re sure.” And then they sent me a bill for $553, and when I called them, they said the insurance didn’t cover it, and if I DON’T pay it, then my credit rating is shot and they will come and take my house….”
And so the conversation went. I had just had the same conversation earlier that day with my friend in North Carolina. She said, “Everybody that I talk to is so depressed. They can’t get ahead, and they know they will NEVER be able to get ahead, and there is nothing in the world that you can do about it.”
Not to mention the news, hour by hour, minute by minute, the news is depressing, vicious, attacking— and it does leave you feeling like nothing in life will ever be enjoyable again.
It’s a wonder more people don’t commit suicide.
And the Democrats say that things in America are great. Really? Seriously?
The rich in Washington D.C., still do not feel the pain, and they never will. They have sucked the working class people dry, and in the future, the millions of illegal immigrants sucking off the teat of the ones working, will bankrupt us all, with the blessing of the rich in Congress. If Congress doesn’t repeal it, they WILL be sorry.
And as if the daily berating of President Trump isn’t enough to piss us all off, we hear today that Obama and Michelle got a $65-million-dollar book deal to tell us all what a great job they did in the White House, and how abused they were.
Am I furious? You bet. Nobody Wonders WHO paid for those multi-million dollar Obama smiles, but I bet, it was my brother.
I don’t think I’ll tell him. I’ll wait till he’s dead.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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