Nobody’s Perfect: Should a Pig/Monkey Get a Third Term?
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have two professors who, after years of studying, thinking, contemplating, teaching, and generally just having a hard time staying off various forms of crack, have decided to grace the world with two very astounding revelations:
Let’s start with the not- so- original one from :ProfessorJonathan Zimmerman.
In The Washington Post, Jonathan Zimmerman, a history professor from NYU, has written an article claiming that all of America’s problems would be solved–GET THIS–if only we would allow Barack Obama to run for a third term!
He wants to amend the Constitution and abolish presidential term limits.
Yes…amazingly enough, Professor Zimmerman is a HISTORY professor, and never learned that when you put a narcissistic Marxist into power, historically speaking, bad things happen. Hitler, Mao, Stalin…my eight grade teacher Ms. Barry….yes—-. people die, starve, and…. it’s not a pretty sight. And yet the good professor thinks we should get rid of term limits all together and let Obama serve as long as he keeps getting elected.
And you know what? I’m certainly glad these two professors decided to make these astonishing revelations in the same week, because Professor Zimmernan’s ideal fits perfectly with the next man’s revelations made by Professor——
Gene McCarthy. Not since Hitler declared the German race to be superior to all others have we had a man with such a fantastic discovery: The human race evolved from a pig and a monkey. Yes…it’s true.
To Athens geneticist Gene McCarthy, pigs used to conjure filth and greed. But after years of research into this species, McCarthy sees a kindred spirit. Pigs, according to his Hybrid Hypothesis published last month on his website, Macroevolution.net, helped create humans by mating with chimpanzees. As you probably know, pig heart valves and pig skin tissue are used in surgeries because of their compatibility with the human body.
McCarthy with HIS Pig/ape hybrids
Evidently Gene can’t PROVE this pig DNA…he’s just going by some his own common sense observations. I suspect he has been observing mostly human mating habits and Presidential behavior.
And this brings us to the obvious: Should we allow a pig/ape evolutionally subject even INTO the White House?
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week? Professor Zimmerman’s idea that Obama should be allowed to stay in the White House as long as he wants? Or Professor McCarthy’s insistence that people’s ancestor’s are pigs and apes?
Neither: the Idea that trumps them both is that global warming is caused by man. It’s just about as stupid as thinking that we evolved from pigs and monkeys. Maybe some alien just happened to like to cook.
Congratulation Al Gore! You win the Nobody’s Perfect award again.
BUT…I suggest we all have an open mind. We might mix some DNA from Bill Clinton and Obama and see if we get an improvement. Or better yet, just put a sexy pig and a monkey in the White House…and bring them out on the 4th of July!
America, would be a lot better off.
White House…White Trash…BIG Tree!
Nobody Cares
I can just hear the conversations in the White House before this:
“Ah mom…do we HAVE to?”
Both of Michelle’s daughters looked bored to death. And notice, Michelle acted as if the tree was HER personal tree.. her attitude is, “Hey thanks for giving us such a big tree, right girls?” She put on a very short— “Okay now! Big tree…now you people GO AWAY!” speech.
She couldn’t help but be herself. Instead of, saying, “The American people appreciate this beautiful tree, and the tradition it brings in the spirit of the season.” Or something more high class, she made a sort of fake appreciation of the moment. No doubt, they are looking forward to the parties, but they all really want to get away. You can see it on their faces.
And speaking of them getting out in the world, millions of poor people (many of them black) all over the country right now are fighting in Wal-Marts for their big screen TV’s, (because they can’t afford them at any other time) are at this moment suffering the long lines, while the Obama’s will probably be going to Hawaii, after they get finished with all their holiday parties. Obama’s trips to Hawaii are always the most expensive to the taxpayers, but he doesn’t care. “Let them eat Cup Cakes!”
Kelly Osborne had it right, when she was blocked for an hour from getting into her Beverly Hills home because Obama was at a private party at some basketball players house. She basically said last week that the Obama’s act more like Kings and Queens than the real Royalty in England.
But, as the great Obama once said, ‘You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.” I think it takes one to know one.
Nobody Thinks we have our first “White trash” family in the White House, no offense to the real white trash out there who are in a higher class than these two.
Harry Reid, by His Own Admission, Just Ruined the Country
Nobody Flashes
Harry Reid, by his own words, has just destroyed the ‘vision and genius” of our country’s founding document forever.
I hope the conservatives flash this video all over the country…today, Harry Reid, as Senate Majority Leader, did exactly what he SWORE he would never do–changed the rules of the Senate (rules that had been in place for over 200 years) to give Obama complete control over who he wants to put into very powerful cabinet positions. This gives more power to Obama. He can now put a full-fledged communist into whatever place he wants, and the ‘minority’ is helpless to protect the country.
Add to that, Obama calling reporters to the White House to ‘tell’ them how to report on all his tyrannical changes, and you’ve got a dictator.
Harry was pathetic today, saying he did this for the ‘middle classes’ and ‘rules are changed all the time’, and how unfair everyone has been to Obama…
So this is how they are going to implement their final global carbon tax, and while the republicans will do nothing but hope that this will give them more seats in the next election, if rules can be changed so easily, what makes them think there will even be one?
Look out…here come MORE taxes!
Mars Has Bubbles; Who Knew?
Nobody Wonders
Who was the old lady taking pictures the day JFK was shot? And Mars has bubbles? Somebody sent this to me, and so I thought I’d share it. Yes, and they think they know EVERYTHING, don’t they?
Enjoy! And tell me what you think those bubbles are.
(Thanks to Anthony)
JFK: Just Because They Write Our History, Doesn’t Mean We Have to Believe It.
Nobody’s Opinion
On the day that Kennedy was assassinated I remember they let us out of school early. I was sad to hear it, but more sad for those around me. Children were crying on the bus ride home. My parents, really didn’t have much to say about the event to my brother and I, because we had heard them talking many times about how they didn’t trust Kennedy. Both my parents were WWII veterans, and to them, Kennedy didn’t have the right war experience. He was a rich man’s son, was all show, and we had to dig bunkers in the back yard because the man was so incompetent.
Today, on all the Sunday talk shows, JFK was the top subject. All the pundits came to praise the man, and stayed to the historical record: Oswald was the lone gunman, and all these conspiracy nuts out there writing pages of conspiracy theories, are just that: conspiracy nuts. In fact, Bob Schieffer, on Face the Nation, went so far as to say Lee Harvey Oswald was a right-wing radical. And of course, Texas, where all those right-wing nut jobs live, was more responsible for his death than most anybody.
What? What does this tell us? Our media is state controlled and has been for decades.
Three men have come out with books on the killing of Kennedy recently, in order to take advantage of the 50th anniversary of his death: Bill O’Reilly, Jerome Corsi, and Roger Stone. Bill O’Reilly, takes the ‘Oswald acted alone” course which he always does, because he is part of the ‘insiders’ of Washington. But Corsi and Stone, have a different take, which is—-
LBJ, (that right-wing terrorist), was the man that killed Kennedy. (Along with the help of Dulles)
I had read this theory about 15 years ago. I had found a book at some old garage sale, written by LBJ’s lawyer. He admitted that he really thought, due to his legal associations with LBJ, and LBJ’s ‘admittance’ on his deathbed, that LBJ was guilty.
Good luck finding that book anywhere.
Last night on Coast to Coast, Roger Stone, the author of The Man Who Killed Kennedy, said this: LBJ was the man who had him assassinated, (because he was the man who would benefit the most) and he also concluded he killed Bobby Kennedy, and Martin Luther King. Nobody Thinks that most of the evidence that Kennedy was killed by his vice president, not only makes sense, but for so many prominent people to take the stance that our government would never do such a thing—is just such nonsense it borders almost on absurdity. It shows uncontestable ignorance of not only history, but human behavior.
But…the main goal is, and always will be— to protect the OFFICE of the Presidency at all costs. Lie, bully, cheat but protect that office to the point of death, because it represents what the office must have beyond a shadow of a doubt: complete legitimacy. The illusion of a perfect benevolent leader must never be refuted. And so this year, they brought in Tom Hanks to put out some strong propaganda to get those people who are actually thinking out loud in public—- to stop it. He made a movie about it: Parkland.
Stone says this on his website.
Now let’s circle back to Tom Hanks, who cared enough to capitalize on the 50th anniversary of the president’s death, but not enough to research what actually happened on Nov. 22, 1963. Parkland makes no mention of the strange wounds found by the emergency room workers, because this would be contrary to the autopsy performed under military supervision at Bethesda Naval Hospital. The grapefruit sized exit wound in the back of Kennedy’s head, described by more than forty witnesses, is also missing from the film. Even Tom Robinson, the mortician who prepared Kennedy for his casket, clearly indicated the large exit wound on the back of the head was “pretty much between” Kennedy’s ears. The Warren Commission went against the description of virtually every eyewitness and concluded that the back of Kennedy’s skull was intact, again concealing a shot from the front… Tom Hanks also followed suit.
At the time, the Secret Service was under orders, and the man at the helm was the one who gained the most from the president’s assassination: Lyndon Johnson. Lyndon Johnson ordered that the presidential limousine–which was in fact the crime scene–be immediately destroyed.
( Remember when Clinton ordered our Navy carriers to quickly get John Jr. plane out of the ocean and immediately destroyed?)
And so…if you realized that Kennedy was killed for political reasons, whether to stop him from getting rid of the Federal Reserve, or stopping our involvement in Vietnam, or to stop LBJ from going to jail, (He was by all accounts a big time criminal with ties to the mob)— you realize that the leaders of the Western world are no better than some communist dictators.
The Bunch right after his death on Air Force One.
If they want to destroy their enemies, by killing them…they just do.
And if people believe that LBJ killed Kennedy, then anything is possible, is it not?
Nobody Thinks there were plenty of reason for the Royal Family to kill Diana. And JFK Jr. was going to run for Congress in New York, which would have prevented Hillary from running for President, because she needed that seat. The Clintons have a long line of mysterious murders in their past, which is ignored by all but the few.
And what about Jackie?—- That sweet, innocent, high society beauty? It’s Jackie’s reaction that always bothered me. If you ever listened to Jackie, she talked JUST like Marilyn Monroe, in that very fake raspy breath. I remember hearing her talking to LBJ one day on the radio, (not long after Jacks’ death) and it was almost as if she was giving him sex over the phone. It was astounding to me. Was she in on it?
Was she finally tired of Jack screwing everything in sight?
In the next few days, we will all have to go once again through the reels of the glamorized fantasy of what a great man he was, and conservatives will be pointing out the good things he did: like lowering taxes and getting us to the moon. And compared to Obama, Kennedy was a sweetheart. Despite the democrats milking his legacy every year because they need all the help they can get, the truth seems to be that LBJ had to get the help of the mob and the CIA to pull it off. Is it any wonder the tremendous PR they have created to guard the democratic party? They HAD to do it. It was a matter of survival to them all.
Jackie made sure that the real truth will not be looked till way beyond 2050— Too bad we can’t ask her why. And no one in Congress will ever look into it, because what IS important to our “state leaders” is the myth of the ever loving, caring, never hurt a soul –honest United State President, leader of the ‘free’ world, and that image remains untarnished. You know, they would never kill people.Especially a famous one.
Just because they write the history doesn’t mean we have to believe it.
Oh…yes—Stone worked for Nixon, and Nixon admitted that LBJ killed Kennedy, one night after he had a little too much to drink.
The question is: Do you believe him, or is this just another right-wing conspiracy? Many Americans are starting to wonder….
Nobody Wonders About Thomas Sowell’s Thinking
Nobody Wonders
The right of a nation to kill a tryant in case of necessity can no more be doubted than to hang a robber, or kill a flea.—John Adams
I am a BIG fan of Thomas Sowell, and I don’t think that I have ever read a piece by him that I could disagree with: But this week, Thomas sided with the progressive Republicans in saying that Ted Cruz did damage to the party by trying to defund Obamacare. Nobody has a different opinion on that matter, so Mr. Thomas, forgive me, but I must protest. (Read his article here.)
Thomas: The tea party’s principles were clear. But their tactics can only be judged by the consequences.
Nobody: Tell me Thomas, you are basically saying that the only time to fight for your principles is when you are sure to win that fight…right? I don’t think there were many men that signed the Declaration of Independence that thought America had much of a chance of winning that fight…and yet, they stood together on principle. You don’t win a fight with just one battle. Instead of attacking the one lone man who did, we SHOULD be attacking the rest of the men that didn’t stand, and that was most of our Congress.
Thomas: Since the tea party sees itself as the conservative wing of the Republican Party, its supporters might want to consider what was said by an iconic conservative figure of the past, Edmund Burke: “Preserving my principles unshaken, I reserve my activity for rational endeavors.”
Nobody: You reason here that because the democrats are in the majority, they can pass Obamacare and therefore fighting to defund it was “irrational.”
Irrational? If you know something is going to destroy America, do you stand aside because you don’t have the legislative power? That’s irrational. Your rationality depends on honest and fair elections, something that NO one has the power to verify since elections results are now done in Spain, in secret, and reported to an elite few. Where have you been Mr. Sowell? Vacationing? The whole process of our elections have been changed with technology. This is not the America you remember. Not to mention, the power of the Feds and the corporate lobbying. The ‘people’s voice is very little right now. We are being boiled like frogs.
Thomas: Most people outside the tea party recognized that defunding Obamacare was also beyond their power — and events confirmed that.
Nobody: Right…we knew we would lose, so don’t fight. We also knew that Obmacare had other nasty goodies in it—like establishing civil armies in our cities, and that it would doom us to poverty, and in many cases death, but hey, it will die of its own accord, right Mr. Sowell? With only a handful of men opposing it, why should we feel confident about that? We can’t. Ted Cruz looks like a hero right now with all the people losing their insurance. John Adams would have been right up there with him..
Thomas: With the chances of making a dent in Obamacare by trying to defund it being virtually zero, and the Republican Party’s chances of gaining power in either the 2014 or 2016 elections being reduced by the public’s backlash against that futile attempt, there was virtually nothing to gain politically and much to lose.
Nobody: Okay, what you are saying that since our principles are just, we should compromise them, in order for the progressive members of the party to remain in power. Right now, there is no public backlash against Ted Cruz. The public backlash is against Obama and his lies. You, dear sir, are still on page one.
Thomas: However difficult it might be to repeal Obamacare after it gets up and running, the odds against repeal, after the 2014 and 2016 elections, are certainly no worse than the odds against defunding it in 2013. Winning those elections would improve the odds.
Nobody: We have lost the last two Presidential elections with your kind of thinking. The power of the President trumps all of Congress at the moment. And the tea party will not vote for another loser, especially if they believe in Obamacare as Mitt Romney did. The Democrats will successfully smear all republicans because they are just better at it, and their people have been brainwashed by years of liberal education, and they are being supported by the government. This is all by design.
In the meantime, Mr. Sowell, people will die waiting for the RIGHT time to defund Obamacare. Tell me, if I have cancer, and lost my doctor, do I have to wait until 2016 to get my treatment? I could very well be dead. Does that matter to you? Or does the success of the ‘party’ matter more?
Thomas: If the tea party made a tactical mistake, that is not necessarily fatal in politics. People can even learn from their mistakes — but only if they admit to themselves that they were mistaken. Whether the tea party can do that may determine not only its fate but the fate of an America that still needs the principles that brought tea party members together in the first place.
Nobody: It’s just your opinion that the tea party made a mistake. From our side of the isle, because Ted Cruz was honest, and right to oppose this horrible death sentence to America, we are proud to follow his example. You’re the one making the mistake by siding with the progressive Republicans, who are run by the corporations and banks, and you have given in, probably to keep yourself employed. Don’t worry, Peggy Noonan did the same thing.
When Hitler was in power, would you have told the Jews to just wait to the next elections to protest?
Nobody Wonders what happened to Thomas Sowell great thinking cap, and if he will ever admit HIS mistake in taking political expediency to principle. Our founders didn’t wait, and one of the reasons our country has gotten to this horrible point, is because more good men did not stick up for principle. No, they WAITED until the NEXT election. They sold out their principles every single time.
You might want to live in a country like that Thomas, but I don’t.
You admit the tea party is right on principle, but wrong on ‘tactics.” I disagree, and probably because I have much more to lose than you.
Only time will prove which one of us is right.
Nobody Remembers The Day A President Declared War on Veterans
Nobody’s Opinion
Instead of copying and pasting some “Happy Veterans Day!” picture, I thought I’d share a little history to ponder…about what some vets did in 1932:
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Our government has made a habit of not always honoring their promises…as we have all been witnessing with Obama’s lies and promises about how, “You can keep your doctor, period.” But, imagine how the good American men felt during the last great depression, when the government refused to pay them what THEY had promised. Back then, there was no such thing as food stamps. But in 1932, millions of veterans of WWI, traveled to Washington D.C. to collect the ‘bonus’ that was promised to them eight years before. The men were tired of waiting, and the talk in Congress was to defer the payments until 1945. In 1932, 32,000 businesses failed, and unemployment was up to almost 25 percent. Two million people wandered the country setting up shacks called “Hooversville” because they blamed Hoover for their plight.
(This was before credit cards.)
Just like George W. Bush, when the market crashed, Hoover couldn’t stand by and do nothing, so Congress passed a massive income tax increase–from 24 percent to 60 percent. And they kept spending, just like today. (Obama is the biggest spender in world history.)
Bad idea.
So the vets, who couldn’t find work anyway, took their families to Washington D.C, and built a small “Hooverville” around Pennsylvania Avenue near the Capital. They 
build an even bigger site on the outer reaches of the city and they called it Anacostia Flats. Over 25,000 people gathered there to take their claims that the government owed them. This protest came from all 48 states and the men were given food and free railroad passes from people in every state to help them get there.
Basically, they were all homeless, and starving.
Nevertheless–the people were peaceful…in fact, they had a commander in charge who rules were, “No panhandling, no liquor, no radical talk.” They even set up a school, a newspaper, and a library..The people in D.C., rich and poor, took them food.
Then on June 15, the House of Representatives passed the bonus bill 211 to 176. The next day, thousands of veterans surrounded the Capital in anticipation —- but the Senate defeated the bill. For a moment, it looked like the veterans were going to attack the Capital.
But…they didn’t. Summer ran on, many went home, but over 20,000 were still there.
The politicians were getting scared.
So, on July 28, Hoover ordered the police out. There were a few fights. One veteran lay dead, three policemen were injured. And then, General MacArthur, who had been training his troops for this moment, ordered his men to clear downtown of veterans. For the first time in American history, tanks were brought out into the streets, and 300 helmeted infantrymen, with loaded rifles and fixed bayonets, and gas masks, led by George Patton, cleared the streets.
From there they went out the camps and set fire to the camps.
Eisenhower (who was at the side of MacArthur) said MacArthur went too far.(Not the last time he disobeyed an order.)
MacArthur defended his actions:
Had he let it go on another week—-” I believe the institutions of our Government would have been severely threatened.”
FDR opposed giving the men the money, but after the event, he told an adviser that “this will elect me.”
Attacking the American Vets assured FDR election.
So, did the vets ever get their money? Yes. In June 1936, Harry Truman gave it to them. Almost $2 billion was handed out to 3 million WWI veterans.
Then in 1942, Congress passed the G.I Bill of Rights.. which, by giving vets education and loans to buy homes, built the middle class, whose consumption would power the postwar economy.
And now, Obama has been purchasing billions of hollow point bullets. .
Apparently, the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security has ordered 750 million handgun, rifle, and shotgun rounds (in addition to the 450 million purchased earlier this year.(Add to this tanks and drones.)
Our police departments all over the country are being militarized.
Either they are expecting a full-fledged invasion, or more likely, a collapsed of the economy. Someday, the “promises” of pension rewards, welfare, and food stamps will run out.
And if you think that your government will NOT fire on its citizens,
Think again.
They did it once before.
And if that isn’t a reason to thank a vet today, I don’t know what is. Someday you might have to depend on that vet for your very survival, to protect you from Obama’s generals…who are at this very moment, training their troops.
Nobody Flashes an Apology to Boston
Nobody Flashes
Mmmm…that last post was meant to be a comment on sports and photo-ops, but then, after I posted it, I thought…oh my…all those people who suffered…what are you doing? Somebody might take this one very wrong.
I really do not doubt for ONE minute that those boys on the Boston Team are not great players, and that the gesture was a heart- felt one. Baseball is a game of luck as well as of talent…I guess I’ve just seen so much daily corruption in my lifetime in politics..( AND sports) and I know life is not fair, and that’s part of life….nevertheless, I am having a very hard time living and watching my country die, and feeling powerless to do anything at all to change it. I know that there have been tougher times in history, but I don’t think there’s a single person in America that expected this…horror that we are witnessing every day. Some of us are very aware of what’s going on, some of us aren’t.
Oh…to be ignorant. Even through the World Wars, there was always hope, that America was your home and America would always be safe. But up is down, and black is white now, and never, ever, before in history has the average patriotic American been considered enemy of the state. We have a President who actually doesn’t even like half of us.
Even the war between the North and South, both sides considered themselves patriotic.
I’m just getting too cynical and old. Yes…I feel old tonight. Are there other souls out there that feel the same? Its as if I am talking to myself day in and day out. It’s a sort of madness…this blogging.
I apologize to anyone in Boston that I might have offended, and I’m reprimanding myself…I’m not sure what got into me. I guess it was the baseball jokes…..I wasn’t thinking. I had just watched DUMBO and found myself crying at the same place I used to cry at when I was a child. The part where the mother is in prison and she rocks Dumbo outside the jail-bars. (see video) Disney sure knew how to press those buttons.
Anyway, what happened in Boston last year should have never happened. What happened on 9/11, once again, should have never happened. With the BILLIONS of dollars they spend on defense and the NSA, and they had to shut down a whole town just to find one 19-year-old?
How incompetent are the leaders that are doing this to us?
Anyway, I love Boston. I once went to Boston and ended up crying at John Adams tomb site, stupid me. As I stood in the rock filled room, where John and Abigail, JQA and his wife are buried, I wondered if there was an afterlife and if they knew that I was ‘part’ of the family, distant DNA as that may be. I actually felt …very foolish to say the least.
The ‘caretaker’ kept talking about how nobody knew how wonderful JQA’s Louisa was. What a wonderful musician she was. Later on, I found out that she wrote a book called, “The Aventures of a Nobody.” And this was after I had been writing under Nobody’s Opinion. She and I would have had a lot in common. 
I walked the whole city of Boston in 2000. I climbed the tower at Bunker Hill. Listened to Irish singers in the Irish Pubs. Stood on the Constitution. It breaks my heart that Obama went there that very same day they had the World Series, and gave that BS of a speech at Fennial Hall. .as if the traffic wasn’t going to be bad enough.
Did he care? Knowing Obama, he planned it that way.
Of course I think the Red Soxs felt sorrow, and loved the town of Boston. How could they not? I just wish they would have put flowers on the spot instead of the World Series Trophy. But I guess they thought it was the highest offer they had to give. It’s all how you look at it.
Men do noble things. It’s just too bad, that when we see Men doing something noble—- we have seen so many photo-ops with celebrities and politicians, that when famous men actually do something with heart…., we don’t see the real thing when it happens.
Nobody is…more sorry than I.
Some Super Fun Superstitions…
Nobody Reads:
Here’s some superstitions from the book, Beliefs, Rituals and Magic, by Xavier Waterkeyn, and what Nobody thinks of them:
People with thin, angular ears have bad tempers. People with long or prominent ears have a gift for music and the bigger the earlobe the smarter you are.
Is that why Africans do this?
People make the sign of the horn with their hand to protect themselves from bad magic.
And here I thought Gene Simmons was part of the illuminati. These people are actually protecting themselves against getting something bad from those tea party people.
Among the great apes, staring is universally understood as a challenge to dominance.
So, Tom Cruz needs to do more staring.
Justice is blind so that she not be distracted when she lays down her judgment.
Okay. Every member of the Supreme Court needs to go over all their former lame and un-constitutional decisions (Obamacare, Woe Vs Wade, Corporations are people, affirmative action) and redo the cases with blindfolds on.
Muslim women never cut their hair.
So they have the body temperature of a camel underneath those burkas in the hot desert sun? (Do yo see where I’m going with this? Or maybe, you’d prefer not too. )
It was the Romans that thought the middle finger was shameful.
No wonder our politicians use it so much.
Muslims have to wipe themselves with their left hand after defecating. That’s why they cut off the right hand of ‘criminals.
Just think how this affected their early brain development. Obama…IS left handed. 
The Aztecs tore out the hearts of 80,400 prisoners over four days.
Uh…..
A star represents the woman, and the crescent moon the man.
Uh……
Napoleon believed that men with large, prominent noses had strength, courage, intelligence and determination and he would select his generals on the basis of their noses. The Duke of Wellington the man who defeated napoleon at Waterloos had a big nose.
This of course leads to the obvious, a man with big feet……
Duke of Wellington
Women that spend a lot of time together will find that their cycles all synchronies.
This is absolutely true. In every bar I ever worked in, within six months all the waitresses and I would synchronize our periods. Somebody explain this to me.
Many men have died urinating on electrified railroad tracks in subways.
And STILL—the United Nations…does nothing. (Let’s call Dave Barry)
The ancient Greeks commonly practiced infanticide by leaving unwanted babies out and exposed to the elements and the Inuit would do this too.
Proof that democracy is a lousy system, as our founders tried to tell us.
81 percent of women who don’t finish high school end up with a man who didn’t either. 71 percent of women who finish college end up with a man who did. 94 percent of white men marry white women, 89 percent of women marry white men.
Clearly, this is racist.
Walking under the ladder is considered bad luck because it’s the Holy Trinity. Never sit thirteen down at a table, one will die within the year. This comes from the Christian last supper, which had 13. The reason the number 13 diners at the last supper and that Christ died on a Friday, which is why it’s considered unlucky.
Any Friday the 13th bad luck stories out there? My own mother had a massive stroke on Friday the 13th, and she was visited by a white dove in her back yard for a whole year before her death which she always swore (had come to take me away.) A week before her stroke, the dove disappeared. So, I’m not so sure there isn’t something to this.
Many non-Caucasian populations lack the proper digestive enzymes to assimilate milk properly and this explains the absence of dairy food in the cuisines of east Asia.
And here I thought it was because cows were so cute.
The Roman Empire paid their troops with salt. Hence the word salary.
Now, they want to take all the salt and salary away.
Pirates wore an earring in the left ear because it was suppose to keep them from drowning.
Now, the gay Navy guys can put one in their other ear for double the luck!
Part of the social contract of royalty is to convince the peasants of the aristocracy’s superiority.
So, the real reason the Obama’s are opening up the White House for Christmas is so that they can have great rich parties, and take thousands of pictures of themselves standing by Christmas trees with ornaments given to them by the Muslim Brotherhood. It’s important to keep up appearances of the fact that THEY have 89 trees in the White House, and you only have…one. And YOU paid for theirs.
In Islamic tradition angels in green turbans visited Mohammed and the prophet’s banner is green. In hour of this the flag of Saudi Arabia is green with white writing. The flag of Libya goes even further and is entirely green. These countries are desert.
Another reason they don’t like us. We—have—trees.
There are few trees in Egypt so they burn dung.
God was wise.
Red in the morning Sailors take warning, Red at night, Sailor’s delight.
This is actually based on science, something not see any more in climate data.
David Berkowitz the Son of Sam killed five of his eight victims during a full moon.
Did anyone bother to ask him WHY? Was he actually synchronizing his killings with other serial killers?
The deadliest ever recorded the Tri State tornado of 18 March 1925, crossed the Mississippi River from Missouri to Illinois during its journey of destruction it killed 695 people.
Nobody blamed that on global warming….but then again, Nobody could predict Al Gore would be born.
Nobody Remembers the Common Course
Nobody Remembers—-
Thanksgiving is coming up…and every Thanksgiving, Rush Limbaugh tells the story of how the first people in the colonies were made to all work for the ‘company.’ In other words, they had to throw everything they grew into the pot to be spread around. And then Rush loves to explain–the real reason they could celebrate Thanksgiving: They switched to every man for himself, which was a precursor to…Adam Smith, and 349,000 golf courses! (just kidding.) —-capitalism.
So I thought, since I’m reading about early American history right now, I’d throw in some more of William Bradford’s own observations to best explain, WHY free enterprise works better than ‘communism’. What seems so cut and clear to many of us, has eluded our leaders.
Remember—-The first people in Plymouth were literally starving. selling their clothes, working for the Indians, eating nuts, crawling around on all fours looking for food…and according to Bradford —
“One, in gathering shellfish, was so weak as he stuck fast in the mud and was found dead in the
place.”
So…they, being sensible people thought: Well…THIS isn’t working, and they changed the “experiment’…and the good William tells us how—
Enjoy…because REAL history, is being destroyed.
From “The Annals of America, Vol. One”
End of the “Common Course and Condition.”
All this while no supply was heard of, neither knew they when they might expect any. So they began to think how they might raise as much corn as they could and obtain a better crop than they had done, that they might not still languish in misery.
At length, after much debate of things, the governor (with the advice of the chief among them) gave way that they should set corn, every man for his own particular, and in that regard trust to themselves: in all other things to go on in the general way as before. And so was assigned to every family a parcel of land, according to the proportions of their number, for that end, only for present use and ranged all the boys and youth under some family. (Nobody notes: orphans)
This had very good success, for it made all hands very industrious, so as much more corn was planted than otherwise would have been by any means the governor or any other could use, and saved them a great deal of trouble and gave far better content. The women now went willingly into the field, and took their little ones with them to set corn, which before would allege weakness and inability, whom to have completed would have been thought great tyranny and oppression.
(Some of those women are still here. ) Remember—-Before they thought of getting rid of the redistribution system…people weren’t so happy:
The young men that were most able and fit for labor and service did repine that they should spend their time and strength to work of other men’s’ wives and children without any recompense. The strong or man of parts, had no more in division of victuals and clothes than he that was weak and not able to do a quarter the others could: this was thought injustice. The aged and the graver men to be ranked and equalized in labors and victuals, clothes, etc., with the meaner and younger sort thought it some indignity and disrespect unto them. And for men’s’ wives to be commanded to do service for other men, as dressing their meat, washing their clothes, etc. they deemed it a kind of slavery: neither could many husband well brook it.
God in his wisdom saw another course fitter for them.
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God evidently has not touched his ‘wisdom’ on Barack Obama. People now…are getting tired of paying for the vast fraud and abuse that the welfare system is doling out to minorities, and illegal’s. We are no different from our ancestors.
And Obamacare, is the next great injustice. You would THINK they would learn from history.
But no.
Later on, when families started coming over, the governors gave them more land, and people got to keep their land, and without that nice little perk, we might never have had George Washington as our first President, because one of the big reasons he fought the British was for the rights to keep, and own his own property. (George had a LOT of land) Owning your own property was something which had already been established and enjoyed by King George’s subjects since Plymouth. The Crown wanted only loyalists to be able to own land. That’s like Obama telling everyone that only Congress can have their own medical insurance.
Nobody Thinks we need to remember the common course. It’s the tract to starvation, Detroit, more socialism, and in the end, death.
Nobody’s Note: On Bradford’s death, the historical manuscript was lost and disappeared from the colonies during the revolutionary war, but came to light in the library of the Bishop of London in 1855. The original manuscript was returned to the U.S. in 1897 and now lies in view at the State House in Boston.
(Maybe Debbie has seen it.)
Our Father…Who Art In Washington….Unhallowed be thy name…
Nobody Wins
It’s a wonderful day comrades! Today, the great and wise father of our country came out and reprimanded severely those impertinent children in the House for harming our economy, and now, that they’ve succeeded in giving the purse to Obama, everything is good. (Even FOX has caved) Time to move on to all the rest of our Fathers’ good intentions….like amnesty, Obamacare, and making sure that our embassies have really nice $58 dollar Chrystal goblets on their pretty tables. (John Kerry just spend $5 million on that..god forbid he has to drink out of a regular cup when he visits them.)
Yes, it’s good: The Father says that government is good. It’s good because we have all found out that we really need government The government is needed to protect our embassies, (Can you believe he said that after Benghazi?) Already, the ministers of propaganda are out in celebration—-The President, who was actually the one who shut down the government, has once again, saved the country from that horribly outdated Constitution:
Here’s th
e Muslim, Fareed Zakria, to explain:
“For many conservatives, the “rot” to be excoriated is not about economics and health care but about culture. A persistent theme of conservative intellectuals and commentators — in print and on Fox News — is the cultural decay of the country. But compared with almost any period in U.S. history, we live in bourgeois times,(I.E. Georgetown) in a culture that values family, religion, work and, above all, business) Young people today aspire to become Mark Zuckerberg. (They can aspire, just as long as they hand out those Big Macs with a smile.) They quote the aphorisms of Warren Buffett (While they get his five dollar lunch at DQ.) and read the Twitter feed of Bill Gates.(Wow. That’s bound to help you get rich.) Even after the worst recession since the Great Depression, there are no obvious radicals, anarchists, Black Panthers or other revolutionary movements — save the tea party.”
(Yes, it’s NOT the black Panthers or illegal gangs that are killing people every day in the United States…it’s those radical Tea Party Patriots. )
“The era of crises could end, but only when this group of conservatives makes its peace with today’s America. (They are misty-eyed in their devotion to a distant republic of myth and memory (He has a point, they have destroyed pretty much of it) yet passionate in their dislike of the messy, multiracial, quasi-capitalist democracy that has been around for half a century ( — a fifth of our country’s history. (WHAT?) At some point, will they come to recognize that you cannot love America in theory and hate it in fact?”
We love America, Fareed, we just hate fascists Muslims like you and your boss, who are trying to take it over.
Obama says the way that business is done in Washington has to change.
“The American people are completely fed up with Washington,” Obama said in stern remarks at the White House.”
Translation: I…need to be King. Crown me.
Obama also called for the stop of hatred. HA! Coming from the King of hatred himself. But we all know Obama is on the megalomaniacal path to a Hitler-like figure, what many people don’t, understand is the republicans that are working with him: Like Mitch McConnell.
Last night we found out that Mitch McConnell’s vote was bought with a $2.9 billion dollar present, up from $775 million, to upgrade the Olmstead lock on the Ohio River. The two states it straddles on, are represented by two of the Senate’s most powerful members: the Republican leader, Mitch McConnell, and No. 2 Democratic leader, Richard Durbin of Illinois.
Mitch was also the one who proposed a bill to give Obama complete power to raise the debt limit all by himself, barring congressional disapproval, in 2011.
So, we see the democratic party enlarging its power: By this account, Chris Christie will be the next President.
In the meantime, the rollout of Obamacare seems to have been deliberate…for many reasons, they really don’t want you to know how expensive it is: YET. And it will provide an excuse for implementing the one payer system when it does fail.
Yes, our father is saving the country, and anybody who opposed him is…what?
Say it all together now! RACIST!!
ROBERT REDFORD, actor: “There is a body of congressional people that wants to paralyze the system.
I think what sits underneath it, unfortunately, is there’s probably some racism involved, which is really awful. … I think just the idea of giving credit to this President, giving him credit for anything, is abhorrent to them, so they’ll go against it.”
Okay Bob, we give him credit—for the whole mess. Get back on your horse and ride away..you can get into the Grand Canyon now.
Nobody Flashes that Nobody Reads About Everything–Indian Rules
Nobody Flashes
I’m thinking about changing my template once again…I promised a reader who was having trouble reading the pages that I would, and since I don’t know a HTML from a star in the Spiral Galaxy, it’s been slow and tedious process…but I’m getting there. I admit, I like to play with color, but that doesn’t always lend to easy reading. I might try a few on for size. Please, tell me how you feel about any of them.
I’m also going to add another feature…Nobody Reads, because I read a lot of different stuff everyday…from the internet, to magazines, to books…I like a variety…and sometimes when I read I come upon things that are intriguing, and so, I will present some of them, because frankly, the guy who used to send me emails, doesn’t anymore, and on weekends, I really don’t have much to post except jokes.
I will still post emails, under Nobody’s Emails.
So…enough babbling. Here’s something written by the Englishman, William Bradford, in 1620, who came over on the Mayflower and was in Plymouth. It seems, the Plymouth Colony owned much of its people’s survival to an Indian named Squanto. He had been to England and learned English. He not only taught them how to plant corn and catch fish, he told them how the main Chief in the area got along with the other Indians, in other words: Indian rules…and here they are.
1. That neither he nor any of his people injure or do hurt to any of their people.
2. That if any of his did hurt to any of theirs, he should send the offender that they might punish him.
3. That if anything were taken away from any of theirs, he should cause it to be restored: and they should do the like to his.
4. If any did unjustly war against him, they would aid him, if any did war against them, he should aid them.
5. He should send to his neighbors confederates to certify them of this that they might no wrong them, but might be likewise comprised in the conditions of peace.
6. That when their men came to them, they should leave their bows and arrows behind them.
By these rules, President Obama would be sent to Congress to be punished. All that he has stolen from the American people should be restored. After that, he would have to send someone to stay with the Republicans at all times to continue the peace. And he should always leave his ego at the door.
So, can we get these rules to the President and Congress?
Bill Clintons Speech on What Will Happen if America ignores the Deficit….Go Ahead John…use it.
Nobody Remembers—
Want to see something interesting? Here are excerpts from The State of the Union address of then President, Bill Clinton, given on February 17, 1993. I’ve taken some very interesting lines from it, just to show you..some surprising statements, and some not so surprising goals. In some places, you can close your eyes and hear Obama. I hope you have as much fun reading this as I did.
By the way, Clinton ran on economic improvement. How far…we have come. (not)
CLINTON: The conditions which brought us to this point are well known. Two decades of low productivity and stagnant wages: Persistent unemployment and under employment: years of huge government deficits and declining investment in our future: exploding health care coast, and lack of coverage: legions of poor children educational and job training opportunities inadequate to the demands of a high wage, high growth economy.
(So now—- we’re up to 8 decades, and it’s all getting worse.)
I well remember, 12 years ago Ronald Reagan stood at this podium and told the American people that if our debt were stacked in dollar bills, the stack would reach 67 miles into space. Today that stack would reach 267 miles.
(Now it will go to the moon and back about three times.)
The time for blame has come to an end. I came here to accept responsibility: I want you to accept responsibility for the future of this country.
( I love democrats, I’ll except it. No wait….YOU accept it. )
Our plan has four components: First: reverses our economic decline. Second: changes the rhetoric of the past: Third: It substantially reduces the Federal deficit. And finally, it earns the trusts of the American people by paying for these plans with cuts in Government spending—and by fairness for a change, in the way the burden is borne.
(As we have seen, government spending never stops. What happened there Bill? )
I call on Congress to enact an immediate jobs package of over $30 billion. We will put people to work right now and create half a million jobs, jobs that will rebuild our highways and airports, renovate housing, bring new life to our rural town and spread hope and opportunity to among our nations’ youth..
(yada, yada, yada…Whoever wrote this speech was STILL alive to write Obama’s. And now the job packages are called stimulus packages…and it’s in the trillions.)
In order to accomplish public investment and deficit reduction Government spending is being cut and taxes are being increased.
(What did Clinton cut? Monica’s thong? )
Our plan invests in our roads, bridges, transit facilities, in high- speed railways and high tech information systems; and in the most ambitious environmental clean- up of our time.
(And his name was Al. —-What is it with these liberals? It’s like they get Daddy’s credit card and want to go to Neiman’s and just buy the whole damn department store…..)
But all of our efforts to strengthen the economy will fail unless we take bold steps to reform our heath care system. American’s businesses will never be strong, American’s families will never be secure: and America’s government will never be solvent until we tackle our health care crisis.
(Right. Obamacare is going to make America solvent. And that is why, Obama will never give in. Look how long the elites have wanted this. I say elites, because RINO’s are in on this.)
He goes on to talk about NAFTA (which he passed and destroyed us further: Head Start, which is the state getting your baby early while the single mother is working, and a National Service program. I guess that’s next on Obama’s list.)
But to revolutionize government we have to insure that it lives within its means.
(Can you believe he said this?)
And that starts at the top with the White House staff by twenty five percent, saving ten million dollars. It’s time for our government to be as frugal as any household in America.
(This one kills me. Of course, these guys want to clear people out of the White House so that they can walk around it more freely and treat it as their own personal mansion. Obama has finally done that. The money they save, is made up by all the world trips both the Clintons and the Obama’s have made on Air Force One. They are Kings, but want you to think that they are suffering….the less people at the White House, the more they can invite their friends over to party. By the way…where IS Buddy Love?)
But we can go further. Tonight I call for an across the board freeze in federal government salaries for one year.
(Wow…then the next day after the year is up, they get a raise. Can you believe this spin?)
We are cutting the deficit so that your family can afford a college education for your children. We are cutting the deficit so that someday your children will be able to afford a home of their own.
(Oh…we’re really &$^$ now.)
I ask you to raise federal income taxes from 31 percent to 36 percent. For businesses with taxable income over ten million dollars we will raise the corporate tax rate to 36 percent.
(By the way, it was Clinton that took our Social Security so that he could claim he balanced the budget…)
Unless we have the courage to start building our future and stop borrowing from it, we are condemning ourselves to years of stagnation, interrupted only by recession: to slow growth in jobs, no growth in incomes, and more debt and disappointment.
(Uh…can somebody please send this to Harry Reid and Obama tomorrow?)
Worse yet, unless we change, unless we reduce the deficit increase investment and raise productivity so we can generate jobs we will condemn our children and our children’s children to a lesser life and a diminished destiny.
Okay…if I was a House republican right now, I’d put this quote up, and say…HEY…Bill CLINTON SAID THAT, Obama. Our diminished destiny is here NOW!
What…do I have to dig this stuff up for these guys?
(Interesting….wasn’t it?)
Does an Education Stop With Your Degree?
Nobody Wins
Long ago, I had a band called Coconuts. And in that band was a guitar player named Eric Vieth. We were on the road a lot, and Eric and I enjoyed many a deep discussion about everything, while passing the time between ‘gigs.’ After the band broke up, I tried to stay in touch with him. In fact, we both had the same philosophy teacher in college.
I thought the guy was a fool, and dropped his class. Eric, became one of his best friends. (Yes…it started there.)
Eric went on to finish his education, and became a lawyer. He still works in Missouri as a lawyer. This is all just background, because last year, after many years of not talking to him, I looked him up on the internet, and found…that the “mind” I used to love talking to…is now, very liberal.
He posted this video on his FACEBOOK page. Eric, believes every single word this man says. Here’s what Eric posted:
Bill Moyers on the Sabotage of Democracy. This is five minutes of must-watch sanity regarding Obamacare, including a cogent analysis of the tantrum being thrown by Republicans, as well as the danger this Republican stunt presents to all of us.
And you know what? My heart is very sad at this. In life, Eric’s has had a much more successful career than I. But when I saw this, I remembered how FAR I have come intellectually since college, because it was in college when I used to think Bill Moyers was just about the coolest thing around. And then I left college and read other things. I read the Founders. I read history. I paid attention to life.
I read all views, and saw that our universities grind out battalions of these sort of “emotional and illogical retards” as fast as the waves rushing in on a beach.
What I’m trying to say is, I can’t figure out why Eric never got passed idealizing Bill Moyers…like I did. I always thought he was as smart as me.
I’m sad, because I know, Eric is not a stupid man. All I can think of is that guys like Bill Moyers and those like him, talk in very authoritative tones (much like the professors) So, I guess it’s like liberals feel the professors know best. You’d best believe them.
You would THINK that a smart person would check it out. We are not a democracy. We are a Republic. The people have a right to defund Obamacare if they don’t like it. It’s the way our system is supposed to work. But listen to Bill…the people want to sabotage democracy. They keep saying “YOU LOST! YOU LOST!” Well, that doesn’t mean we should put up with tyranny.
Damn right we want to defund it. Obamacare was passed on Christmas Eve, and NONE of the politicians even read it. And yet…people like Bill Moyers and my friend Eric are okay with it. They are even okay with all it’s faults.
And why shouldn’t they be? They are not effected by it. They live in the upper classes.
Eric is a lawyer. So…uh…what am I missing here?
Read Thomas Jefferson. Or…don’t you guys read anymore?
I would love to talk to Eric again, explore ideas, compare notes, wonder at the world like we used to do in old times—- but he thinks I am just an old married housewife who is…conservative and stupid. I know…his opinion of me shouldn’t matter. But…it still makes me sad, because when it all comes down to it…Eric is still in college. Eric is in many ways…still a child. I’m sure he thinks the same of me.
He may have gotten a degree…but his mind never went any further.
And I know, he feels very superior to me. Probably even pities me.
And that’s….sad…and you know what else is sad? I’m sure, there are thousands of others out there just like me, who has a very dear liberal friend, and misses having just a decent conversation. And think: Why can’t we have a conversation?
Why? Because they would lose all arguments, and they just can’t let that happen.
That’s what the democrats have destroyed. You can’t talk anymore to them. They are just…too obsessed with themselves, and their own ignorance. They have become…tyrants and don’t even know it.
So I ask myself…do I post comments on his Facebook page? …..
Do I really want to annoy him?
Nah.
If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be…Thomas Jefferson.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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