Joyanna Adams

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White House Theme: We’re Spending LOADS of Your Money for our Holiday!

Nobody Wonders

Why would anyone put up 58 Christmas trees in the White House, and then…go to Hawaii and not even look at them? Is this a record for Christmas trees in the White House? And is that the biggest gingerbread house ever made?

While the country is about to be forced into a major depression, Obama and Mochelle seem to think nothing of spending another $4 billion on a three-week vacation (at our expense) in Hawaii…and that’s not counting the REAL cost. So…tell me—Why do they need 54 Christmas trees at the White House? Oh wait, they are called “Holiday” trees…right.

Oh..and just to make us all feel good about the fact that they ACT LIKE KINGS! They have announced that this year’s theme is JOY TO US! I mean…’Joy to All’

This year's theme is Joy to All.

(Translation: Have fun now folks, because in a few months, the joy will be gone.)

It celebrates the many joys of the holiday seasons, the joy of giving and service to others, the joy of sharing our blessings with one another and of course, the joy of welcoming our friends and families as guests into our homes over these next several weeks.

(“Service to others? Gee…how about doing  us all a big service and don’t tax us to death. Nobody’s sure, as soon as you get back from Hawaii, those 58 “holiday” trees will be chump change compared to the elaborate parties you are going to throw for your second inauguration. You want us to hate the rich? Well, you’re helping that theme right along.)

We've also continued the tradition of decorating trees throughout the House. We have 54 trees in the White House. 54! That's a lot of trees.

(Wow..Michelle…can count. Who knew? Let’s all send copies of our household expenses to Michelle….and ask her to count it all up. Maybe she can learn how to balance a budget, now that she can actually count. )

We have found some wonderful ways to pay tribute to your service and sacrifice as an important part of our holiday decorating efforts here at the White House. And it starts, as you all have seen, the minute visitors walk through the White House for their tours, the first thing they see, the very first tree they see, honors our men and women in uniform for the extraordinary sacrifice they and their families have made. And thanks to several of you here today, I know that this tree is now decorated with special gold star ornaments bearing the names of some of America's greatest heroes, those who gave their lives for our country.

(Service and sacrifice–translation: You WILL sacrifice everything, because we are going to take it from you. )

We are also honoring our military families with some very special decorations on the official White House Christmas tree that's in the Blue Room. That's the biggest tree in the house. It's huge, stands close to 19 feet tall, it is one of my favorite trees. This very special "Joining Forces" tree is covered with hand-decorated ornaments made by military children living in U.S. bases around the world.

(Oh…give the BIG tree to the vets because THEY didn’t get to vote. How generous of you. Many of the ones losing their jobs and benefits can now go and see their “joining forces” tree and feel better. Good thing you won’t be there.–smart. )

And of course, keeping with past holiday traditions, we have our annual White House Gingerbread House. Yeah, have you guys seen that yet? A White House holiday staple since the 1960s, this year's house weighs nearly 300 pounds so it's a pretty big house, and its walls are made to resemble granite, so he did some kind of technique to make it look like real granite. And it even includes chandeliers that light up. It glows.

(Come on Michelle,…put 58 Christmas trees in that GINGERBREAD House, and really make it glow. Wait…those are “holiday trees.” A gingerbread house that looks like concrete? Wow–very fitting. I would like to shake the hand of the artist.)

So..if you are wondering why anyone who had the privileged of spending Christmas at the White House with 58 beautiful trees..why in the world, would they want to leave?

Because.—-.as Obama once so very gallantly said: You can put red lipstick on a pig…but it’s…still a pig.

Do you honestly think a Muslim wants to spend Christmas anywhere?

Nah.

December 4, 2012 Posted by | Christmas, Michelle Obama, Muslims, Uncategorized, White House | , , , , | Leave a comment

Ladies of Honor, President of Shame

Nobody Flashes

As you compare both these video’s remember that England is one of the few countries in the world that sent men over to support America in her attack on Iraq.  Amfortas, my British reader in Australia, was the first to show this to me…I should have posted it then. Now, I have NO excuse because it’s going around the world. Those men are coming home, to those ladies delight, and Iraq is going back into civil war…and we all are left wondering: What in the hell was our sacrifice for?  The money, the lives spent, so…Where’s the democracy? This video will move you…sometimes to tears. God bless them all.

They got democracy, alright. Something that our founders warned us all about. True democracy leads to tyranny. The Muslim Brotherhood is being voted in all over the Middle East, Time Magazine celebrates along with our “President.” Christians are running for their lives.

NOW…compare THIS video to this next one, which I am ashamed to show you. Obama gives a Christmas Greeting and a Ramadan Greeting. He says he ended the war…because of his love and respect for the Muslim religion and listen to how reverently he talks about the Islamic religion.Also note, he makes no mention of Christ. It’s a “child’s” holiday, and a day of giving. Nothing more .

Not only was this man not born an American, if you watch this video, with any sense of clarity, there is no doubt that he is a Muslim. There is no comparison between Christ and Muhammad. Christ wins hands down every single time…just as a man. Obama is a fool to love this religion. Everything about it, is backward, absurd, violent, and dangerous. It’s slavery for half its people. It’s insane. When a black man to endorse Islam, he is endorsing slavery. He is more racist than the whites he so loves to condemn.

And he…is our President.

When he mentions Christianity, it is to use the religion as an excuse to manipulated us into ‘service’: service to preferably to further his  desire to HELP the Muslims, as he has done thought the Muslim world. With the help of Obama, and the CIA, the Muslim nations are now all coming under Sharia law. Time Magazine Cover of “Man of the Year” was about Obama’s great revolution for Islam.

The man, is an American Traitor. He should be impeached immediately.  If elected again, he will bring more Muslims into our nation. Unfortunately, we are ruled by a plutocracy, and divided into class/race warfare, and they have us under control.

Nobody has any more doubts. Barack Hussein Obama, is more dangerous than we know.

December 27, 2011 Posted by | Afghanistan, Angry Citizens, Christmas, conspiracy, corruption, Michelle Obama, Middle East, Military, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Nobody Says, “MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Nobody Flashes

I’m sorry I missed today’s post..I was making a holiday music video of myself singing Christmas songs to send out to friends..and as usual, had technical difficulties. My one synthesizer wouldn’t “talk” to my other synthesizer, and then, my candle kept getting wax on my keyboard, (I know, I get into the establishing the”mood”) …not to mention, I had to put a palm tree in the backgroud…aaaaaaaaaaaah..you had to have been there.

Works of art take great time. (LOL!) And NO, I’m not going to post it. By the time I finished editing, cutting, doing take after take..it was midnight. There you, so I’m posting this Christmas video because it reminds me of John Lennon.

Why am I thinking of John Lennon? Today, my American Eskimo, somehow jumped up on the couch and grabbed my Beatles Doll Collection (worth $400.) and ran. She  took John, and chewed his guitar off. She did this because, just like a kid, I wasn’t paying attention to her…so I didn’t see it till it was too late. (She’s Zippy, the white one on the right.)

Oh well. It’s NOT like I was going to sell them. That would be…unthinkable.

Anyway, the next two days, we are ALL going to be with our families. And have you noticed? The cable networks are FILLED with Christmas movies! It’s great..I watched Albert Finney’s Scrooge tonight and it was a musical. It was the first time I ever saw it and I was singing…(Thank you very much) while walking my dogs around the block afterwards. For those of you that have seen that movie, you know the song. Alec Guinness was the BEST Marley I’ve ever seen, and Albert did a great job. It’s worth watching if you’ve never seen it.

(If you can find these classics on TV, you can usually find them cheap, online.

Despite the economy, I don’t think I’ve ever seen such Christmas spirit around my neighborhood…how bout you? Let’s hope it lingers.

…MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!

And I’ll see you on Monday!

December 24, 2011 Posted by | Christmas, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody Needs Photoshop Welfare

Nobody Cares

America bailed out Europe today, with the spin “Hey…We have to bail them out or we will go down!” The stock market soared, and like the Nobody that I am, it really meant nothing to me, so I went out and raked leaves.

I have a LOT of leaves. I’m considering asking my trees to switch their diet. I’d set my lawn on fire, and get rid of them all at once,  but I think that’s illegal.

Nevertheless, Nobody searches hard now for the good-news nuggests, and I found this great video of Donald Trump, dishing Obama for coming to New York on the same night that the Rockefeller Center turns on its Christmas tree lights. If you have never experienced a “President” coming into your city, you should move to Russia. Wait…no..you don’t have to move. Here in the United States they have to shut down whole city blocks, subways, and highways..for hours…just so Genghis Obama can make his lordy way to his fund-raisers. They hardly EVER mentioned this fact on TV, which is again, why I wish Donald would run for President, because he mentioned it.

He mentions a lot of stuff that this Nobody likes.

Tonight, the Rockefeller Christamas Special on NBC was a perfect example of how you didn’t see any of whatever trouble in traffic that Obama caused.  All 900 teenage girls were in front, to see the Beaver (sorry he looks like a small beaver to me, he needs a Wally) and the Kicking Rockets (okay, so that’s not their real name)  looked perfect and…Coral King can’t sing anymore, but Neil Diamond still can, and Tony Bennett is the only singer in the world that can smile and hold a loooooog note…and not break his smile. And I simply don’t know how he does it.

It’s like it’s cemented on his face like that butt-lady who has cement in her cheeks. Maybe he dabs a little super-glue in his cheeks. Something.

Anyway, this leads me to point. Nobody wants to assure all the women out there, who are tired of looking at beautiful women in perfume adds, videos, clothes commercials, angels of fluff in scanty Santa outfits, that, while you are searching you memory for one girl that you ever saw that never had one pimple on her face…

THESE GIRLS ARE NOT REAL! Why do I say that? They have help. They have been airbrished, polished, computerized…need I say more? And what about us nobodies?

I say we need Photoshop Welfare. Forget food stamps.

Now, in case you doubt me, here’s a video that I wish I had never seen…because now when I watch TV I’m thinking..”He’s NOT in that plane, they are NOT in that car, that is NOT New York City…that is the young Mariah Carey  in that old rehashed Christmas video with Justin Beiver, Obama is just an actor from Kenya, not really our President, and that girl doesn’t even have pores! ”

It sort of spoils some of the “I’m escaping from the fallen dollar, and lack of photoshop mode”... you know what I mean?

I’d say ENJOY this next video, but if you think that ignorance is bliss…..don’t watch it.

November 30, 2011 Posted by | Christmas, humor, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Gets Email: Censoring Christmas

Nobody Gets Email

Whether you’re a Christian or not, it’s pretty clear that Christmas for quite some time now, has been a Christian holiday.

Well..duh! Now, can somebody PLEASE tell our politicians to bug off and let Christian Americans keep their traditions?  

I got this email last week, and it’s a reminder of just how much our government is telling us what we can “say” and how we cannot offend anyone. I’m guessing this email has been going around the internet for quite some time, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it.

Somebody, as you will read, got so angry at our politicians and “elites” telling what we can or cannot say at Christmastime, that he took the famous “Twas the Night BeforeChristmas” poem and used it to lodge a very effective complaint.

Good for him.  I especially liked the Wolf Blitzen part–really made me laugh.

Anyway…enjoy!

(Thanks to Tom Bebee)

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TWAS THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Twas the month before Christmas and all through our land

Not a Christian was praying, nor taking a stand

See the PC Police had taken away,

The reason for Christmas, no one could say.

The children were told by their schools not to sing,

About Sheppard’s and Wise Men and Angels and things.

It might hurt people’s feelings, the teachers would say

December 25, is just a holiday.

Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks, and credit,

Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it.

CD’s from Madonna, an X-Box, an I-Pod

Something was changing, something quite odd.

Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kuwanzaa

In hopes to sell books by Franken and Fonda

As Targets were hanging their trees upside down

At Lowe’s the word “Christmas” was nowhere to be found.

At K-Mart, and Penny’s and Staples and Sears

You won’t hear the word Christmas, it won’t touch your ears

Inclusive, sensitive, di—ver–si–ty,

Are words that are used to intimidate me.

Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen,

On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry and Clinton.

At the top of the Senate there arose such a clatter,

To eliminate Jesus in all public matter.

As we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith,

Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace

The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded

The reason for the season stopped before it started.

So as you celebrate your ‘Winter Break” under your “Dream Tree”

Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me

Choose your words carefully, Choose what you say

Shout “Merry Christmas” not “Happy Holiday!”

Please all Christians join together, and wish  everyone you meet

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Christ is the reason for the Christmas season,

If you agree, please forward, if not, just delete

November 6, 2011 Posted by | Censorship, Christmas | , , , | 1 Comment

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