Nobody Cares…It’s Friday
Nobody Cares
Ah…is it any wonder people are rushing to the Zoloft for breakfast? I’ve been away from the news for a few days, and the headlines are really comforting…
Thousands of poor people were trapped on a boat drifting out to sea, sitting in a cesspool of their own feces, and having to fight over onion sandwiches, only to have to float for days, and then get back to land…and be put on an 8 hour bus ride? You could feel sorry for Carnival Cruise Line, but it’s an American company, and keeps all its legal dealings offshore so as to not pay American taxes, or have to go through our Maritime safety regulations….
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House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Thursday that she opposes a cut in congressional pay because it would diminish the dignity of lawmakers’ jobs.
“I don’t think we should do it; I think we should respect the work we do,” Pelosi told reporters in the Capitol. “I think it’s necessary for us to have the dignity of the job that we have rewarded.”
Nobody Thinks it’s very funny that Nancy thinks we should “respect” her work. I think we should show her our respect by sending her all our doctor bills. She keeps getting raises…she can show us the dignity of the job she has rewarded herself, and pay them for us. After all, she stuck us with Obamacare, we would like to keep our dignity too.
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And then there’s Chris Cuomo…the New York governor’s brother is getting a prime spot on CNN as an honest unbiased reporter…in Chicago, where Obama once again was giving a speech today on gun control, but ended up talking about getting the babies into state controlled government kindergartens to prevent everything.
Proving once again (see Cuomo Mafia dynasty above) the democrats and the mafia merged years ago. It was a smart move.
Okay…Nobody Cares if I go back to bed do they?
Nobody’s Perfect: Pope Benedict XVI VS The Miami Marlins
Nobody’s Perfect
What happening? Everybody is upset about that lovable but very old Pope Benedict XVI retiring. Frankly, being the Pope should be like any other job, and since he is the leader of his own nation-state, it’s only fitting that someone who’s brain isn’t functioning should NOT be in the drivers’ seat..really. 
This notion that leaders of great institutions (take our Congress for instance) should stay in their jobs while dementia or strokes racks their brains, and all the top decision that come out of those brains must be adhered too—- is absurd.
Wait…Hillary just had a stroke…should she be allowed to run for President? Shouldn’t she retire for good?
Of course she should, but she won’t, because you see…Pope Benedict’s brain is still functioning–we’re not sure we can say that about Hillary.
Here’s what the Pope said:
In today’s world, subject to so many rapid changes and shaken by questions of deep relevance for the life of faith, in order to govern the bark of St. Peter and proclaim the gospel, both strength of mind and body are necessary, strength which in the last few months has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me.”
The Pope is not God, nor a Pharaoh…so what is the big deal?
This…is a daddy issue. People have been living without daddies for much too long. For instance, Chris Rock says Obama is our Daddy. All the Cardinals were on TV crying and saying he was like their Father.
Daddy Pope. (sigh)
So, who’s going to be the new pawn? A South American Pope? Since the news is talking about a black man from Africa, odds are…that’s just who the “elites’ want for the next decade since it seems the wars are going to Africa now and out of the Middle East, a black Pope would give them some clout with the black Muslims. Or a Spanish-speaking Pope to help with the upcoming amnesty?
Nobody Wonders.
Pope’s are not perfect: Really. How heavy is that silly hat? Poor guy..Frankly, I thought he has been out of his mind the second year of his popeful reign…when he started talking about aliens….
And then you have the Miami Marlins, whose fan base consists of four people standing in line to get tickets to the Miami Marlins Winter warm up FANFARE event. Evidently, they ate before they came to the park. 
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
The Marlins win! To have a baseball franchise, where 74 players are paid millions in salaries, (in a brand new tax-funded stadium) and they can only get four people interested in showing up to watch them play….I’d say the perfection card for the Miami Marlins is sitting somewhere in purgatory.
If the Pope can retire with dignity, maybe the Miami Marlins should too. I say we all say a good Catholic prayer for those poor workers at the concession stand. They are going to need divine intervention…maybe we should write the Pope and he can give them his blessing before he retires..
Go ahead. You write him. I’m not a Catholic.
Nobody’s Email: The Art of Lying Starts Young
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Here we see the little liberal. This boy could grow up to be another Clinton. The evidence is on his face, he IS guilty by what all lawyers in court would claim to be circumstantial evidence.
But no matter HOW hard mom tries to get him to tell the truth…his self-preservation wins out.
All he needed to do is say, “I did NOT eat pringle’s from that jar, not now, not ever.” Or
“Turkey? This is the first I’ve heard about that!” (Hillary denying knowledge of gun-running in Turkey at the Benghazi hearings.)
While this little boy is cute…it reminds us all that people who lie often, start lying when they are little kids. But when they become our “leaders,” its never good for us, and we have a whole slew of liars ruling us.
He IS cute though…which works in his favor.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: God Made Liberals Too…
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s a fun bit from FLOYD…which gives you the idea that God makes all things, and we have to ask…in his wisdom?
(Thanks to my Nobody self)
Nobody’s Email: A Commercial Worthy of Superbowl Status
Nobody Gets Email
I have NO idea if this is a Superbowl commercial, but it should be…
Enjoy!
(Thanks to amfortas)
Nobody’s Email: Traffic Cop Gets Serious
Nobody Gets Email
Conservative videos have been having quite a bit of fun lately…I thought this one was funny. In fact, Nobody Thinks we should pass it on to Stallone.
Enjoy!
No…the Woman is NOT Included.
Nobody Cares
–If I don’t talk about politics today, do they? I just went to Walgreens, and they have enough Valentine Candy on their shelves to feed a whole village in Mali…and they WONDER why America’s fat.
I don’t know about you, but most girls are suckers for Teddy Bears ( in my case…Gorellias) for Valentine’s day. I guess it’s a hint that you like to “cuddle” and who doesn’t? If you haven’t found the perfect gift for that new girl you can’t live without, for $30,000, you can get this giant Teddy Bear and it comes with a diamond ring! And then it hops into your bed and you never get close to her again! 
But really…love is all you need to give on Valentine’s Day, right? (Wrong.) Nobody Thinks: Guys..you can forget birthdays, wedding anversaries, and even movie dates, but you’d better not forget Valentine’s Day..at least for the first ten years. You’re welcome. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Nobody’s Email: Advice From Snoopes…Are We embarrassed Yet Girls?
Nobody Gets Email
I am posting an email that I got from Tom Beebe, (Thanks Tom) in sections because I think it’s very informative….and because I know my few personal girlfriends (Pattie & Mona) will read this as I did, and remember………….
AaaaaaLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL those emails they sent me where I was supposed to pass on the good feelings for luck, or to ten friends, and how HARD it was for me because I don’t &$&*% HAVE ten friends, and I always felt really bad typing in my only two (Pattie and Mona) and of course, knowing that I wasn’t going to get my “wish” because I was short of friends to email and bug, was just enough to ruin my morning.
Now, my shortage of friends, according to this, is a blessing. 
Well read this…and girls (I KNOW no man does this stuff ) think: How many people have we ‘cookied” in our computer lifetime?
Who knew? (Besides Dandapani)
Advice from snopes.com VERY IMPORTANT
1) Any time you see an email that says “forward this on to ’10’ (or however many) of your friends”, “sign this petition”, or “you’ll get bad luck” or “you’ll get good luck” or “you’ll see something funny on your screen after you send it” or whatever–it almost always has an email tracker program attached that tracks the cookies and emails of those folks you forward to. The host sender is getting a copy each time it gets forwarded and then is able to get lists of ‘active’ email addresses to use in SPAM emails or sell to other Spammers. Even when you get emails that demand you send the mail on If you’re not ashamed of God/Jesus…that is email tracking, and they are playing on our conscience. These people don’t care how they get your email addresses…just as long as they get them. Also, emails that talk about a missing child or a child with an incurable disease “How would you feel if that was your child”…email tracking. Ignore them don’t participate!
American Nation Suffers From Gullibleitis: No Cure
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Call me Ms Gullible. Ever since I was a kid, I retained an innocence that borders almost on severe stupidity. I only had one brother who was two years older, and as everyone who has EVER been the butt of jokes of an older brother knows…. you are left standing with, “I can’t believe he did that!” feeling of horror on your face too many times to EVER grow up with a sense of trust on just about anything.
Your parents can be the most loving parents in the universe, but if you have a fun-loving brother whose main purpose in life is to succeed as the favorite child, you are doomed.
One time my older brother and cousin Corky, told me to go to the end of the sewer tunnel, and they swore that they would NOT light those firecrackers— I trusted them.
I didn’t hear for 2 week.
These “Let’s fool little sis!” jokes went on for years, until one day, when I was fourteen, and a 19-year-old girl wanted to know if my brother really was the cousin of Elvis and if he really was 19…I told her flat-out: Nope…he was only fourteen, and Elvis didn’t even know he existed.
There is still a hole in the bedroom door where my 14-year-old brother put his fist because, I was on the other side.
SO…because I was a victim of an older brother’s imaginative hours of entertainment, I’m a hard woman to dupe. And I have to ask you? How could millions of people believe that some football player had a girlfriend that he was in love with, and he had never met her?
A football player in his prime NOT having sex? That’s about as rare as getting a tax return the next day.
How could millions of people believe that Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, and Roger Clemens weren’t using something to make them superhuman? Because they SAID so?
How could millions believe that Lance Armstrong, a man who hardly ever lost a race, was not ‘doping’ even though many were accusing him of it? What did he do? He ATTACKED them! He learned that from being friends with the Clintons.
How could half the country believe that Obama is NOT a Marxist when he has announced his plans to fundamentally change America?
Nobody is still wondering how everyone can still believe that the Clinton’s, two of the most notorious liars in American history—should be held in the highest esteem.
“I did NOT have sex., or rape, or sell military hardware to China, or kill Ron Brown, or lie to a grand jury…or…” I mean, just how gullible are we?
Did the older brothers of the world just lose their ability to teach the younger siblings about life?
Nobody Wonders: I know how gullible I have been in my lifetime, and I have learned from my own stupidity.
So…Why…are so many people still so gullible?
BECAUSE…
Some people will do anything to stay at the top. The rewards are many. The means justifies the ends.
Some people…just won’t. I still remain, after all the years of countless lies and tricks..honest.
But that doesn’t mean they have to remain gullible and stupid does it?
My brother did a fine job educating me on the various ways a human can lie and cheat..to get ahead. And I should thank him for it. I don’t think I would have the enquiring mind I have today if not for him.
Maybe I can get him to write a book….and title it: “The REAL reason Lance Armstrong Got Away With it.” I’m sure he knows just how he pulled it off.
Why should Lance make all the money?
Nobody’s Perfect: Ms Iowa VS Lady Gaga
Nobody’s Perfect
This week’s contest is between two very beautiful contestants: Ms Iowa and Lady Gaga.
First: Ms Iowa said that in her opinion, Marijuana should not be used for anything BUT recreational use and health care.
What she failed to note, is exactly what else is it used for? What don’t we know? This could be serious.
Does she think it should be banned as a fuel alternative? How about rope? Maybe she would not approve of using a joint for sexual pleasure, as Bill Clinton might have suggested. What does she mean? Whatever she meant, she just admitted that she is a fond toker, and knows someone who uses it to get away from some kind of unbearable pain. In that case, it goes to reason, that person lives in New York, since Mayor Bloomberg is limiting pain pills in all the emergency rooms. If Ms Iowa would have suggested that the use of medical marijuana as a pain reliever in the New York City hospitals, she might have won the title. Also, when people are stoned, they are less likely to pull out assault weapons. Mayor Bloomberg can just suggest when any New Yorker gets angry, they could go and sit in the nearest emergency room and mellow out.
Free pizza, could then be served. In fact, Chicago is thinking of implementing this as a way to get the guns off the streets. But MS Iowa lost to MS New York, who gave the right answer….education is the way to get rid of murders. Too bad.
Second: Then there’s Lady Gaga. It seems, since we’ve had two recent mass shootings last year, and walking around with machine guns on your breast, is not going over well with the liberal crowds. Personally, I think Lady Gaga is simply auditioning for a cameo in the next Tarantino movie, where she can then put cannons on her butt.
So,—Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the Week?
Jodie Foster!
Her speech at the Golden Globe Awards was so full of…boration that she easily beat out MS Iowa (who was obviously nervous and just goofed) and Lady Gaga (who would wear The Sears Tower as a leg warmer if it wasn’t bolted down)…on sheer nerve for delivering the worst speech ever given at an awards show in the history of awards shows.
So congratulations to Jodie Foster! We now know, you really DID attend Harvard. You weren’t kidding.
Nobody’s Email: AR 1654…Not Just Your Average Sunspot
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If you’re like me, whenever I hear the threat of sunspot activity, I tend to think of my father’s acne. Just a tiny blimp on the surface of a bumpy face. But…this email puts the sunspot in perspective. These spots could swallow us! Aimed at JUST the right angle, we would be toast. The Democrats are working on spin at this very moment to blame any damage caused from AR 1654, the sunspot, on George Bush. And as usual, George Bush will make no comment, thinking wrongly, that nobody will believe the spin of the democrats, proving as fact, that George Bush has in fact, already been hit by AR 1652. (Thanks to amfortas)
Like an enormous cannon that is slowly turning its barrel toward us, the latest giant sunspot region AR1654 is steadily moving into position to face Earth, loaded with plenty of magnetic energy to create M-class flares — moderate-sized outbursts of solar energy that have the potential to cause brief radio blackouts on Earth and, at the very least, spark bright aurorae around the upper latitudes.
Nobody’s Email: My Kind of Teacher
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I just got this one: It’s a great laugh!
(Thanks to amfortas)
My kind of teacher (I’m still laughing!)
This one is dedicated to all my friends who ever taught school, parented children or served their country.
A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started, he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.
The punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.
There was dead silence.
He had no trouble with discipline that year.
Nobody Cares About Men’s Fashion
Nobody Cares
I have NO idea way the mainstream media is not covering the latest line in Men’s fashion from Paris: Do you? No….each one of these fabulous outfits are screaming to be worn at the Presidential inauguration ball. Nobody Thinks Joe Biden would look especially dashing in the last picture.
Is it any wonder Obama gave himself secret service protection for life? I LOVE the tennis shoes on the first outfit..and the gloves…what’s is he expecting to pick up? An iceberg?
The kangaroo pockets on the second is rather clever but the pants look like something from my great great grandmothers bathing suit.
The “I am a Scottish Ken doll” could lose the earmuffs.
But the last one is PERFECT. You’d never catch the flu in that! Then again…you’d never see the punch coming towards your face either.
Men’s fashion: Not what it used to be.
Nobody Knows the Truth About Mercury
Nobody Knows
Do YOU know how many hours are in a day on Mercury? I didn’t…58. I saw this and thought it was so funny I wanted to share it.
The truth is: It’s almost midnight, my husband’s mother died today, I forgot to thaw out the ravioli sauce for dinner, so ended up cooking French Toast—(And was craving salad) broke my video camera, and did not get into even THINKING about a blog today due to all the stress .. so all the “serious” stuff I WAS going to write about…can wait.
There’s been a death in the family. Even if she didn’t like me…(And that’s putting it mildly) she did something very right…she gave birth to my loving husband.
So, I needed a good laugh tonight.
That’s the truth.
Enjoy! And tell me if you don’t go to bed tonight trying to figure out the three spins in one year stuff.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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