Ray Stevens’ Latest: Obamanation
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Ray Stevens is relentess in his musical attacks…here’s another fun video from Ray. THE OBAMANATION!
I wonder if I could get him to adopt me?
Obama’s Crack Accounting Team Shows Off
Nobody Cares…because it’s FRIDAY!
Today, It was announced by Obama’s crack team of government accountants that the country is on its way to recovery! More jobs were added..(although more were lost) .and just in time too. Here Obama’s team of government accounting experts show us just HOW they came up with such great numbers. (Nobody Makes This Stuff Up.)
Enjoy! Or not. Nobody Cares.
Al Gore Solves All Our Problems!
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Al Gore, the scientific genius of our time, has FINALLY given us the answer to why democrats are so stupid: it’s the altitude.
Al Gore Blames Denver’s High Altitude For Obama Debate Loss… Al Gore actually states during a television talk show that he feels Obama lost the first Presidential debate last night because it was held in Denver Colorado, where the altitude is higher up, and the air is thinner than what Obama is use to. Gore states that Obama arrived at 2 pm yesterday just hours before the debate while Romney had been in the city for longer.
Thin air. That explains it: the Democrats need oxygen. In fact, Nobody Suggests oxygen tanks be installed on the floor of Congress so when the democrats start muttering insanities, and saying things like “share the pain” they can go get a good whiff of CO2 and get their heads put back on straight. Oxygen tanks should also be installed in the White House.
It’s good to know that the reason Obama thought a terrorists attack on 9/11 was caused by a video was due to the lack of oxygen to his brain.
Obama lost the debate because he was oxygen deprived, thank goodness Al Gore figured this out…before it was too late.
Good to know.
The Obama Supporters…
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As the November deadline gets closer, the Obama voters are coming out in their finest clothes, to go that extra mile, to show us all that–only by voting for Obama, will we continue as a country to enjoy the many freedoms we have: like the freedom of tattooing your whole body , showing your underwear, wearing chains around your neck, getting fat, painting your face in rainbow colors, or dressing up like a lobster just because you feel like it.
Word has it, that Lady Gaga is being seriously considered for the job of Secretary of Defense. All fashionable attire will be allowed in Obama’s next cabinet. The only thing you will not be allowed to wear are the colors red, white and blue. Unless of course, it has Obama’s logo on it. The 9/11 Teeshirt will be sure to make a big hit with the state Department! Get yours today, in order to remember that no one should make a video about Obama…I mean…Islam. What a better way to remind us all how we are all just one bump-in-the road away from being at peace with all nations and religions, and black panthers.
(Nobody Makes this stuff up.) 
Nobody’s Fool: Donald Trump Fires Obama
Nobody’s Fool:
This video was made for the Republican convention, but it wasn’t played. No doubt, Mitt didn’t want to hurt Obama’s feelings.
Really, we need MORE of this stuff, not less. I’m in the mood for an uplift, how about you?
ENJOY!
Land of the Dweebs, Home of the Slaves…
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King Obama has announced that you can’t change Washington from the “inside.” You have to change it from the outside…and you start with redesigning the American flag.
Yes, it’s true. Obama has decided to put his OBAMA Logo on the American flag. You don’t have to go through Congress to get this change. After all, Congress would never do such a thing, put ONE President’s logo on the American Flag..the people would start burning his flags, right here in their home towns.
Obama would then have to make it a crime to burn the New “United Obama” American flag…if you were an American. It would be quite alright if you were an “outsider” because as you know, it’s the “outsiders” that are going to get the real changes in this country, and THAT’s why the Muslim Brotherhood get a first-rate ticket to the White House. No doubt he had to ask their advice on its new design.
So…what’s next? A new National Anthem?
“Oh say can you see…by Obama’s guiding light…
What so proudly he hailed, at the White House’s last gleaming
Through broad stripes and Obama’s Ooooooo’sss, and the perilous fight
Over Libya’s bombing we watched, while Obama lay sleeping..
Then Obama’s red glare…the drones flying thru our air!
Gave us peace through the night, that Obama’s flag was still there.
Oh say does Obama’s New Flashing Flag of America doth wave………..
Over the land of the Dweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs….and the home of all…his slaves!”
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The Brits seem to have no problem making fun of Obama—here’s a few emails I got last night.
(Thanks to Pattie)
Nobody Flashes: A Good laugh
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Here’s a routine by Steve Bridges that will give you a good laugh today..and boy, couldn’t we all use one?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
ET Williams Driving Blacks to Common Sense
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If you are white, and are tired of hearing how your feelings about Obama are racist…here’s a man who will pick up your spirits. ET Williams, not only gives a great rant to blacks about why Obama is not good for them, but he does it while driving!
I have trouble driving and thinking! I don’t know how he does it….
Warning though…his speech is filled with several choice words.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: And YOU Thought it was CHINA that we owe!
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Lots of odds and ends this week: Here are some of my favorites! (Thanks to Tom Beebe and amfortas) 
Michael Moore: A THREAT to our National Security
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Michelle Obama is on the front lines of protecting Americans from the mobs all over the world shouting “Death to America! Death to America”! She has announced that the greatest threat to American National Security is—
Michael Moore.
If you see this man, be sure to call your local FBI, the NSA, the ACLU, the army, the Marines, the Coast Guard, and the Navy Seals. If that fails, for five dollars you can send a direct email to the President who will make the proper response, and say that although Michael IS fat..(Michelle admitting today that fat people are a threat to us all.) —-Michael is not our enemy.
Don’t you listen to him.
(Nobody Makes this Stuff up)
Our Debt: Explained to Nobody
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My good friend Pattie emailed this to me today…Pattie does my taxes so I KNOW she understand this…but this man explains our dire debt situation in language that even I can understand…
If you watch this you might say…either —
1) Joyanna…did you HAVE to show me that? or
2) Joyanna…thanks!
Whatever the case…it’s good to know why everyone is telling you to forget gold, and stock up on ammo.
I’m considering putting a moat around the house…
Corporations People VS Union People…or Elite CEO’s Vs Union Mob Bosses?
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A few days ago I was listening to Neil Cavuto ending his hourly program, and he gave a lusty attack on those people who think that corporations are NOT people. He was no doubt arguing against the spirited rebuttal given at the Democratic Convention by Elizabeth Warren.
“No, Governor Romney, corporations are not people. People have hearts, they have kids, they get jobs, they get sick, they cry, they dance. They live, they love, and they die. And that matters. That matters because we don’t run this country for corporations, we run it for people. And that’s why we need Barack Obama. – “Elizabeth Warren
Okay…so far I’ve heard Mitt Romney, Neil Cavuto, and Karl Rove insist with all the confidence of a Mark McGuire telling a Congressional jury that he did NOT do steroids, that corporations are people.
What’s a poor Nobody to do? I don’t think corporations are people either. I mean, do they go get drunk? Do they get arrested? Can they reproduce and have babies? Just because they are made up of people– that doesn’t make then a “singular” human. Does the CEO of a company get all the employees together and say, “Hey, let’s take a vote on what politician to give some money too?”
I don’t think so.
But, the Supreme Court voted that corporations are people in the Citizens United case, and that Obamacare is legal, and that corporations can take your land if they like…and so Nobody Thinks the democrats make a good argument, the Republicans look like power-hungry idiots, and the Supreme Court with one or two exception…are on crack.
Nobody Thinks…that this is AaaaaaaaaaaaLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL….about the money.
The Democrats have had the Unions raising money for only one party forever now: THEM. With that endless cashflow, taken from the dues of their members, the Democrats have the private AND government Unions as their endless cash cow.
In order for the Republicans to compete, they needed some help. So, since the Union Bosses control the purse of the unions, the CEO’s can now contribute boatloads of money for their candidate. Bascially demanding an even playing field in the campaign finance departement.
The little common man..the union teacher OR the guy who works for GE, has not a damn thing to say about what candidate that CEO or Union Boss decides to give millions to. So really, the elections can be influeneced by a small portion of the population…a handful of CEO’s and UNION bosses. Or so the reasoning goes.
When Obama publically ostracized the Supreme Court for the Citizens United decision at his State of the Union address, he was just mad that the Republican elites were going to legally get more money to pour into ads on TV to help defeat him. How many times have you heard about those evil Koch Brothers? Geroge Soros on the other hand, is never mentioned. OR..GE.
Nobody Thinks, that words are funny things. And yes…corporations can now decide elections…but then Unions have been doing it for years. JFK was elected with the help of the Chicago Union. The Teachers Union pushed Bill Clinton ahead in 1994.
It’s all about the money. But come on…couldn’t they have thought of a better way to argue their case…like…Corporation can now contribute as Unions always have?
NO…they continue to try to copy the same corrupt antics of the democrats. “I Know! We’ll just tell everyone that corporations really are People!”
It sound JUST like a democratic spin.
You KNOW Bill Clinton would deem himself a corporation if he could.
Now, I think I’ll go sit in my hot tub…and be glad I don’t work for anybody but myself.
If someone can tell me what corporation I work for…please let me know.
Can’t Afford an Aston Martin? Now you can…
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Time for something really silly. There is a German who has put his recently crushed his Rapide Aston Martin, and it can be YOURS…for only $12, 620. You KNOW somebody is going to buy that…
Nobody also wants to note, that somebody is going to buy Ivanka Trump’s new deal, where she will give you this extremely ugly purse, and throw in a wallet to match, IF you stay in her Trump SoHo Hotel in New York City.
You know how I feel about ugly purses. I am on a mission to expose them all.
Ivanka will also give you a “personal” note to go with that ugly purse.
Nobody Thinks: This is good news. The meek SHALL inherit the earth if the rich keep trying to make money off of really ugly stuff. Have good heart all you liberals…Our time will come. Jesus was right.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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