Nobody Writes A Letter to U.S. Congressmen
Nobody’s Opinion
I was going to write about this last week…the naked lady statue issue…but then Las Vegas happened, and it was put on the back burner. And so…. trying to reinvigorate the subject of naked statues… after so many were killed and injured seems almost…ridiculous.
So, I decided to write a letter instead…to my Congressmen.
After all, what are they doing nowadays besides nothing?
Dear Congressmen:
As an American citizen who believes in the Constitution, and who has been paying your salary along with my other countrymen all my life, I think, as a woman, I should have a say in what you decide to put up on display in our Capitol.
After all, it IS our Capitol too, is it not? Rumor has it that soon, there will appear on the National Mall, a giant naked, woman. One that NOBODY will be able to miss. Probably one who is very well endowed and good-looking, unlike most of the liberal women who walk the streets of D.C. So….
Whose bright idea was it to put a giant naked woman right out in the open for all the little school kids to see? I heard the “park” services have already approved it. 
What? Is this another attempt to ‘merge’ us with the Vatican and the EU? Pacify Black Lives Matter?
We can go to Italy and see the Masters…is this artist a “master?”
The artist says it’s a statement to “empower” women. REALLY? How many ugly, and fat woman are going to be ‘empowered’ by seeing another “perfect” body being displayed to remind them that they are rejects?
Idiots. You just ‘empowering” men to more excitement. As if we didn’t have enough porn in our movies, now you need to put it near our national monuments?
And tell us again…WHY is that?
And being that you are so concerned about the dear Muslims, wouldn’t that offend…the Muslims?
And speaking of Muslims, one of the reasons Game of Thrones is so popular is because there are a lot of naked women on that show. Come on, it’s like when men say, “I read Playboy for the articles.” 
Sure. If that was the case, America would not have produced so many of the men who walk the halls of our the Capitol.
Game of Thrones, the most popular TV program, IS nothing but a story about sex and power, a perfect mirror of Washington D.C., (And Hollywood) and yet…do the naked women in D.C. have dragons at their command in case we have more Wieners in office?
I don’t think so. Nancy Pelosi doesn’t count.
Okay. You could laugh if it was actually funny. The feminists are beyond hypocrisy, are they not?
The “sexual” revolution didn’t ‘free’ women at all. If anything, it left them more hopeless than ever before. All that statue says to me is “Hey, we like you better if you were all naked!”
The ‘revolution’ message to me was: We are not thinking beings, we are just horny toads, BOTH sexes can be mindless and hedonistic, forget the consequences.
Along with the equality of women— lawyers can now make more money off of divorces, child support, and custody battles, it’s a win/win for the democratic party. 
Add to that the BIG money for planned parenthood and abortion clinics, because GOD FORBID we should saddle those young women with a baby with all this free sex stuff. (Remember, Obama?)
Yes, President Obama who didn’t want his daughters to be stuck with a child, but who lets them work for Harvey Weinstein, a now known serial sexual predator, probably thinks this is a good idea.
(Come to think of it, that statue looks a bit like a purple Michelle Obama….where’s her hair?)
I’m thinking maybe a statue of a naked Harvey Weinstein should go up right next to her, Add a naked President Bill Clinton to the other side.
Let’s have a ‘teaching’ moment, if that’s what the women are trying to point out.
And since little kids will now be encouraged to think about sex at 5 or 6 when they see this statue, why not legalize marriage for women before puberty?
Wait! The Muslims have already done that….
Well…sex sells. Even cheerleaders now can fulfill that sexual fantasy guys…I’m expecting these girls to be at the next Super bowl.
Wait, that’s already been done by Beyoncé.
Gee, I really am behind the times. 
I’m not saying we should go back to the Victorian age, but putting statues of naked ladies in our Nation’s Capital where millions of kids can see the naked woman’s body for the first time?
You really think that’s a good idea?
Or, are you, as O’Rourke claimed long ago…just a parliament of whores, and need to be represented?
In that case, I suggest you move it into statuary hall, to be with the other whores.
So, Dear Congressmen.
If you go along with this, under the guise that it is “freedom of speech” and you do NOT protect the nation’s children who have enough problems on their little minds without having to be exposed to naked women, (god knows they’ve been exposed to enough sex by the D.C. politicians) then I suggest you put a naked man right next to her.
Anthony Wiener is ready. He would be thrilled to ditch the boxers, I’m sure. 
If the “pussy” brigade artist thinks that a giant naked woman sets women free, then I suggest he get himself one of those new sex robots, because god knows, I as an American citizen do NOT want that man to procreate.
Only God could save those genes.
Do your job, Congressmen. Surely, you can find time to just say “No”.
You are SO good at that. 
Sincerely,
A concerned wife, mother and American citizen.
Nobody Remembers: The 11th Dimension
Nobody Remembers
I was searching through a UBS thingy yesterday, and found this little musing I wrote back in one of my blogs. It was written more than ten years ago…in 2005…on the subject of men and women.
And then I realized…these last 8 years with Obama, has hurt even my joy of writing, which I plan to try to get back to in 2017.
So, enjoy, and by all means, give me YOUR opinion on the sexes.
The 11th Dimension ii
There are two different stories in the news today that somehow in my twisted mind seemed connected.
One was Jose Coseco, who was talking about his gargantuan sexual activities while playing in the major leagues, thereby pissing off a whole league of men, who did not want the obvious to be obviously declared about their prolific and vast regalements of one night stands and mistresses. After all, American men have prided themselves on tight-lips, unless you’re trying to end a politician’s career.
The other didn’t get much play. It seems that all the physicists in the world had finally found the meaning of EVERYTHING. This puzzle was put together by a woman physicist. (darn!) She found out, by building upon the years of hard work of the men before her, that if you just go mathematically on up to the 11th dimension—Eureka! All the theories of the universe make sense. String Theory, Einstein’s theories, The Big Bang…it all comes together. And voila! There it was. Michio Kaku was so elated he was literally spinning on ice!
Which got me to thinking…if they can figure out how the universe works, why can’t our top physicists figure out how to make men and woman more compatible?
What is the quintessence of true love? Just where is the 11th dimension of Eros?
Many of our finest minds have weighed in on the subject:
Jane Austen (1775-1817)…”One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.” (Mars and Venus predated by pudding and plums.)
Marcus Aurelius (121-180 AD)…“Sexual intercourse is merely internal attrition and the spasmodic secretion of mucus.” (spasmodic?)
Al Gore (still here, there, and everywhere)…“Love is never having to say you’re sorry.” (A lesson well learned by the U.S. Senate impeachment of President Bill Clinton)
And let’s not forget Shakespeare who had plenty to say on the subject:
Shakespeare (1564-1616): “Men are April when they woo, December when they wed; maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.” (Men are April?)
AND, “Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak?” This mystery has bothered every man since Eve started talking about the apple.
Our great educational system has decided to force generation after generation of poor high school students to endure Romeo and Juliet’s answer to the question of young love denied by society…which is…just killing yourself. Thank God our kids are getting smarter and making it through the graduation ceremonies just pregnant instead of poisoned.
So, despite our best minds the mysteries and histories of the everyday interaction of the two sexes, no matter where they live, what nationality, what point in history, or what movie or book tries to solve the problem of the ultimate love affair, now in 2005, it’s obvious we have not come any further in our ponderings. The perfect love is as rare as winning the Powerball lottery. As rare as having your children turn out exactly how you wanted. In fact, most women are happy to find someone who comes home every night sober and mows the lawn once in a while, never mind perfection. Men are happy when permitted to play golf…and maybe get to see some skin when the hot flashes appear under the flannel pajamas. Perfection only happens on Oprah Winfrey, or on Mars.
And since no conclusions have evolved besides the obvious continued propagation of the species, I think, perhaps it’s time those physicists should have a crack at it. If they can mathematically prove something so esoteric as time and space, the quintessence of the ultimate love affair should prove easy, dimensionally speaking.
Jose was in the first dimension of love. Girls were a big smorgasbord to fulfill his steroidal appetite. All this took place while he was married…but here’s the kicker: when his second wife left him and took up with another ballplayer, he was so despondent he wanted to end his life. His despondency was not over any guilt or remorse of the countless hours of any despair he might have caused her, nooooo…it was over the fact that some other athlete had beat him out. He lost the world series of love to another rival, which is the worst thing in the world that can happen in the first dimension of love.
Hmmmm.. Jose is the quintessential example of the differences in the way men and woman look at love.
Is Testosterone the main reason for the way humans look at life as the scientists tell us?
Can it be that simple?
OK…Testosterone is blamed for so many problems in society that it’s hard to list them all: WARS, porn, infidelity, gangs, Hugh Hefner, holes punched in doors, South Beach, road rage, child porn, big cars, bachelor parties, political parties, strip joints, bad fathering, bad breathe, bad jokes, dictators, communism, lack of tact, ridiculous laws, and all historical slavery…internet porn, the NBA, hockey fights, football jocks, 5-inch high heels…breasts implants, plastic surgery, Paris Hilton, steroid abuse, the Mafia, gambling casinos; probably the loss of the WMD’s and the abuses at Guantanamo bay. (Don’t tell me that girl didn’t have a strong dose of testosterone raging.)
THEN AGAIN, testosterone has built all the world tallest buildings, sewer systems, water reservoirs, sent us to the moon, built all the cars, and gas stations, built washing machines and computers, gave us electricity, jet bombers, and our very own digital 64” TV screens so that the hamburgers are half the size of a small Volvo. (This is really why we are all fat.) The food on TV makes any food portion in any restaurant look too small.
Seconds are a must.
Anyway, they pretty much built the whole world, technically speaking. Which could be why all religions think GOD is a male.
OBVIOUSLY, testosterone must be in every alien species in the universe because IF we were seeded or genetically produced in a space lab according to the Sumerian scholars … then the TESTOSTRONE filled aliens messed us up by not balancing out the hormonal DNA of the species and overdoing it a bit. But what did they care? They just wanted a bunch of slaves to build the pyramids.
I have a feeling that some female alien right now, somewhere on the other side of the galaxy, who might have at least seven hands, (which to the male species on her planet of course is not enough) is writing these exact same words at the very same time in another dimension lamenting alien love.
Every spring our young earthbound testosterone bucks wrestle and bond…and just have the best time in the world calling each other every degrading name ever used in the English language, while earthbound women are just standing on the sidelines, completely clueless…missing all the fun. Like willowy, flittering shadows, they stand in another dimension of time and space… staring at the men, peering at them through the foggy looking glass of total misunderstanding… And they just don’t get it.
They don’t get the ritual and love between men, bonding while telling fart jokes. Bonding while competing in football. Bonding while building a car. Most of all they don’t get why a man would prefer to dream on a picture rather than go in and dream with the girlfriend or wife who is lying in the next room.
But then again, men can’t fathom how a woman can think that babies that vomit, shit, burp, and are basically worthless, (until they can play videos games) can be so adored.
The cortex of the male love brain is floating in fantasies of a visual holy grail that makes him feel on top of the world. What a drug sex is! What a high! Millions are made off of men in the 1st sexual dimensions. That’s one good reason for society to keep them there.
Aliens love to pick up these guys…they will give up sperm even if the female alien is green and has four heads.
In fact, most men never come out of this stage.
And here’s what’s really funny. Some of your most brilliant minds, (including physicists) never get out of that first dimension. Most men, whether they were Gandhi or Einstein, never see pass that first love dimension, and more’s the pity.
While they are exploring the universe, solving nuclear secrets, building the latest weapon or engineering the most wonderful sewer system, it never dawns on them that right before their eyes, behind the obvious physical visions which push their evolutionary buttons, are other dimensions that need to perhaps be explored, something beyond the milk buds and the legs.
Some men gradually get to the 2nd or third love dimension, but not until the testosterone drops off, at around age 125. And the ones that have a mate usually have perfected the subtle and very necessary male talent of peripheral vision, which young men cannot seem to master, no matter how much they practice.
Women: I know…I’ve heard all the phrases, VIVA La Difference! YING and YANG! Wow, look at those! If they are tomboys they might make a leap of faith into the 3rd dimension while still young, but then puberty hits …they have too much estrogen… and there you are. They want to fall in love, make babies, shop, and talk. It’s inevitable…what they don’t want is PMS, even if it comes in handy for an excuse to be crabby, and go lay down, thereby not doing the rest of the housework.
They want to be worshipped, and have their lovers never look at another woman. Of course, pragmatically and physically speaking, this is a complete impossibility. But don’t tell that to women. They don’t believe it. They want to believe that when a man says “I love you, and you are beautiful.” they really mean it, and it is only them that the man has this opinion of. And the man may actually mean it…for that very moment that they are telling you. What they are not telling you is that earlier that day they said that very same thing to some girl down at the post office.
So the question is; Can the two sexes somehow transcend all hormones and met in the 11th dimension? Is there a man in the universe that actually wants to go higher, can actually see the possibilities of looking into the brain and thinking of his mate? Are there men looking for soul mates? Have we giving up on this idea?
Does testosterone stump high IQ’s? I was shocked to learn after much research that even geniuses were completely one sided when it came to the opposite sex. Thomas Edison would try to make the perfect woman by concocting in his in his mind: his wife, another mans’ wife, and another Daisy, for his nightly fantasies. Richard Feynman, the great physicist had a proclivity for strippers. Most university professors are just absolute lushes….in fact…as I grew older it seemed that simple working men seemed to understand more the real wants of a woman. Maybe it was because they had to work harder to get what they wanted. Yep, the higher the man’s IQ, the bigger his ego. Sadly I found out there wasn’t much difference. And let’s face it; the first dimension is just too much damn fun, whatever your IQ.
Still, once in a while…it comes along…the glass is broken, a galaxies is born. There are couples that make it to the 9th dimension, and a few I am convinced—beyond.
History has reported some famous ones; Anthony and Cleopatra, Napoleon and Josephine, John and Abigail, Kermit and Miss Piggy.
But, not many.
The point here is that many of us do not marry above the 5th dimension. Because, well, the synchronicities that have to occur, to bring a love so perfect, that one can say they have truly found their soul mates….is very rare.
And what do men really want? A woman just like their mother…whom of course give the ultimate in love…unconditional. It’s reported men on battlefield will call out their mother’s name. And every woman knows when men are sick they become like little boys, wanting to be pampered with the littlest sneeze or ache. To compete in the hard realities of a man’s world …it is the one chance they get to take a leave and be pampered. And yes…it’s the least we can do.
According to most experts, a man wants support. A woman is there to make the great man with her unconditional support and love, praise for what he does, kudos’ for his bravery, his genius, keeping his children, his house, his meals, so that all he had to do was whatever he was striving to do…and oh what a great world man has built with he support of woman.
But, is it any wonder that the feminist movement came along? That maybe, just maybe, guys, woman want the same?
If a man cannot conceive of the sheer boredom and repetition of years and years of doing housework, laundry, raising kids….is it any wonder there are so few woman geniuses? History has shown that a woman CAN compete when she has the time and support, with the best of them. She can be the best at Math with the highest IQ, (Marilyn vos Savant) a great scientist, (Marie Curie) or a great leader. (Margaret Thatcher, Elizabeth I, Goldie Mire,)
But to go to the ultimate double helix of a man and a woman entwined…drifting into space and time, up to a Nirvana of heavenly wisdom of true love, these women had to have had a man who supported her too. Most successful women had great dads.
A husband or lover should support the woman too. And not just monetarily, but support her dreams…does she want to build another Brooklyn Bridge? Does she think she found the answer to cancer? Can she design a new weapon? Can she design the perfect constitution for a new country?
Can you spare just some of your time to encourage her dreams? Can you actually see the vision she holds for herself? Can you take her in your arms, can you look her in the eyes, can you hit her with your best shot of unconditional love, past the first dimension? Into the universe that she maybe is holding inside that you never dreamed existed? Can you give her that chance? Would the world be a better place?
Remember, it took a woman to put all those men’s theories into place. Vandalia is a genetic possibility for all humans.
Coming down from my maniacal delusions, I see there might be hope for Jose, and the discovery of the answer of everything in space and time gives us new hope for the future of our planet, if we can just get more knowledge.
So, I suggest these physicists need to get to work, and figure out this love mess—I have a feeling space and time is a piece of cake compared to figuring out how to balance human nature. And while they’re at it, maybe they can tell us out why men have nipples, why ducks are so cute when they quack, and how to get men out of the lst dimensions, and into a more productive place, or at least how to get them to put the toilet seat down.
As for mankind getting to the 11th dimension or Mars in a spaceship? Let’s not fool around with that one…let’s pray. Physicists can’t do everything.
The Days of Wine and Tinder…..Laugh and Run Away….Like a Child At Play
Nobody Wonders
By now, if you, like me, thought Ashley Madison must have been one of Brad Pitt’s old girlfriends before last week, — now you know: It’s a pick-up online site for sex and it was hacked last week.
Being a happily married women, I can’t even dream about having sex with another man, yet alone imagine going online to try to “pick” up men. Okay, sometimes I wake up and go ..DARN…especially when it comes to Dean Winchester getting ready to just say “hi” to me because in my dream he finds me attractive …and then I wake up.
ALWAYS…I wake up.
My husband is a wise man and says he doesn’t dream.
But, this afternoon, I was at a girlfriend’s house and she introduced me to the World Wide Web of online dating. Or online soliciting. Or more like..online sexual fantasy’s
“Hey, let’s look at YOUR IPAD, I don’t want sex ads showing up on MY computer!” I said. So, she showed me her favorite sites. And yes, she was on Ashley Madison.
My girlfriend is not a spring chicken, (she is 63) and she is ALSO married, but she doesn’t live with her husband. He supports her in her own house, and sometimes she goes to the Ozarks with him, but they haven’t had sex in years. THEREFORE, she doesn’t want him to know she’s “hooking” up with men that she finds online, for the obvious reason he would stop feeding her.
Okay, who am I to judge I told myself. She needs to eat.
She mostly posts on Craig’s list. After reading some of the ads on Craig’s list, I had to laugh. The woman always said they were basically HEAVEY, and if men couldn’t handle fat, don’t bother. And the men were either promising nights of sexual bliss or they just “wanted to talk.” Lies, are common she said. Almost everyone lies.
Okay. Got it.
These ads were more than Shades of Gray, more like pallets of Popcorn Porter Paints. Really funny stuff.
Anyway, she told me about the last guy she met.
“It’s always a bad thing when they don’t send their picture.” she says. “Do YOU post YOUR pictures?” I asked.
“No.” She said. The double standard this woman had was killing me.
And so, when the online guy showed up at her house, she immediately understood WHY he never posted a pictures. She didn’t want to have sex with him. I think it because he was fat. (Not that she is skinny) And THEN she admitted she was texting and trying to hook up with other guys RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS EYES, while he was there!
“Oh, that’s pretty bad” I said.
“I know” she said, as she smiled and giggled like a little girl. And that’s when I realized she was addicted to the fantasy. She really wants a rich man to fall deeply in love with her…and yet, what does SHE have to offer?
Cookies! That’s right guys. The best thing about her is she bakes pretty good chocolate chip cookies…I kid you not. That’s her plan. Get the guy addicted to her cookies and they will come back.
She wants to write a book, and wanted my opinion on the matter, so I went home and decided to dig a bit into the SEX online texting and dating scene, and found out—it was worse than I thought.
Men and women of today are totally *$&% up. On an evolutionary scale of 1-10, we will not outlast the common garden worm.
There are at least twenty “hook” up sites, (Like Tinder) where you can just flash through the pictures, text that person, and it’s understood you are going to have sex as soon as possible. Is it any wonder Planned Parenthood is salivating over baby livers?
It’s the newest thrill. Evidently Wall Street guys love it. The women, not so much. And bars all over America are suffering business because the cell phone is the new pick up place.
The more I read, the sadder I felt.
THIS IS IT? This is what it’s come to?
When I got home, I was just lying around thinking of how my own parents met…and my mom of course, loved telling me the same story every so often.
Her and her girlfriend went one night…it was during the beginning of WWII, the men were going to be going off to war, and everyone was young, and full of life. The girls decided to go dancing on the SS Admiral. It was one of the last of the big Mississippi Riverboats, and the dance floor alone could hold over a 1,000 people. The boat would leave the dock in St. Louis, and go up the river, and all the sailors were there that night.
My dad and his buddy, ask to sit down next to my mom and her girlfriend, and bought them a drink. And then, my dad asked this little bit of a girl (she weighted about 90 pounds) to dance, and on their VERY first dance, they cleared the floor. They were so great, that just like in the old movies, everybody stopped dancing, formed a circle around them, and applauded to the delight of seeing such wonderful dancers.
They never stopped dancing: in fact their two KIDS had to take lessons and dance. My brother and I even became professional at one time.
They were…just meant to be together through thick and thin…they could always dance.
Such a romantic story.
When the sixties came along, and “free” sex, and the “sexual” revolution, ruined it all.
Sure, men and women still fall in love. They still get married, but now, there are more single women than married couples in the United States.
Explaining the reason for the loss of romance and relationships that last a lifetime would take a book, but..watching this 63 year old women, telling me about how addicted she was to meeting men online, and how empty it all made her feel because none of these men even bought her dinner first, I couldn’t explain to her, that men haven’t changed. If you act like a slut, then you will be treated as such. But…she was just so lonely, and so there’s the problem.
Tonight–this was on Drudge…someone analyzed how many woman on Ashley Madison were even USING the site..even though it is free for woman, (but not for men)
Overall, the picture is grim indeed. Out of 5.5 million female accounts, roughly zero percent had ever shown any kind of activity at all, after the day they were created.
The men’s accounts tell a story of lively engagement with the site, with over 20 million men hopefully looking at their inboxes, and over 10 million of them initiating chats. The women’s accounts show so little activity that they might as well not be there.
So, the women were getting on it to see if their husband was there, basically.
The Admiral is gone now. There are no more riverboats running anymore on the docks underneath the Arch….like Ferguson, downtown is dead.
The men and women who saved the world, are gone too. Their children are not dancing anymore, they are…hopelessly detached from the real things that make life worthwhile, lasting love, going through life…together. They go to bed with their cell phones.
Someday, the computer and robot women will replace the real thing we are told.
Someday, robot women will be going online to find robot men…and Nobody Wonders..
Has that day already arrived?
Why We Should Worry About Obama’s State In the Womb
Nobody Reports
My husband and I have a battle going on in the car: Tell me if this sounds familiar: He has a tendency to drive too close to the car in front of him. He KNOWS that’s a death waiting to happen, so why does he do it? For years I have wondered about this.
I am always shouting “HEY! SLOW DOWN! I WANT TO LIVE!”
If traffic ahead suddenly stops, I, in the passenger seat see it, but he doesn’t. WHY? Because he is, a man. His concentration is on everything around him. His peripheral vision is excitedly tuned in to just about everything. (Including all good looking women.) IF a helicopter should fly out of the sky in the blind spot of his car, he will take quick action and miss it.
He also does another thing…..he dares. Other drivers. Ladies? You know what I mean?
Needless to say, it’s a matter of extreme frustration to him when I hold my head down and cover my eyes. He thinks, he’s driving fine.
On the other hand, when I drive, I tend to focus on the car in front of me. And so, if someone is coming up behind or besides me, he sees them, and I don’t.
This causes the usual blaming and typical ‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” comments until one day, I figured it out. His brain was taking in all aspects of the scene except the front, my brain was taking in a more narrow view. And it was because of our brains.
Either way of driving could get us both killed. Now, we work together. I watch the front, he watches everything else.
So, let’s discuss something nobody is talking about these days:—Something that not too many people are reporting: The scientific FACT that men and women’s brains are VERY different. There are shades of gray of course, but on the whole..guess what? FACT: Your mother’s hormones flood your brain with testosterone in the womb if you are a boy and this shapes your man brain. Of course, mother nature does this all by herself, unless s of course, your mother is under great stress during the pregnancy, which if you are a boy, you might get blasted with a bit of estrogen, which will add a bit of the female to that brain. You might end up loving to shop for some unknown reason.
Here’s what the scientists have found:
Female brains are more lit up and colorful than male brains. On the whole female brains have 15 percent more blood flow than the males. Thus, far more cortical areas, are processing emotions in the female. The female also has a lot more connection between the two hemispheres of the brain This little nerve bridge that connects the two hemispheres is called the corpus callosum and these nerves in women are about 25 percent bigger.
Male brains tend toward more development of such complex spatial skills as mechanical design, measurement, direction, abstraction, and manipulation of physical objects. Testosterone surges have a special effect on spatial functions in the right hemisphere of the male brain. Because the man does not have the corpus collosum nerve connection between the two hemispheres, he doesn’t connects as many feelings to words, or even thoughts to words. If the feeling or thoughts needs to move from the right to the left hemisphere, it takes a while for men. While women use six or seven cortical areas for languages in both hemispheres. Men on average use about half the amount of words that women do.
And then you have the brain chemicals.
Men have less serotonin than women, the chemical that calms us down. They also have less oxytocin, the empathy chemical. So men choose action first, talk later.
The male brain also does not hear as well.
That’s right ladies…you think he is ignoring you, but maybe he really didn’t hear you.
The amygdala and the hippocampus is also different. The hippocampus is why the female remembers how the husband was trying to hide his attraction to the female sitting next to him on the plane, and she remembers every single denial that he uttered as he practically went into a coma.
And this one is the one advantage that as a woman, I really don’t like: The female brain never rests. This is probably due to the fact that she was responsible to making sure the baby wasn’t eaten by the hidden panther in the cave while daddy slept.
Men on the other hand, can ZONE OUT. Men can take mental naps. That’s right. They can be watching football and ZONE OUT. NOTHING is going on there ladies.
Yes, it’s true. At times the men are just…not thinking anything.
For a good example of female and men brains at work, someday watch the morning FOX show called “Outnumbered.” The show has one man on, and he sits in the middle of four females who basically, never shut up.
They can’t help themselves.
The poor guys, just sit there quietly, and once in a while, when they think he can back up some point they have made, they let him talk.
Any man that goes on this show, should get a medal. Or more than likely, he doesn’t care if he talks, he’s just enjoying the view.
So, right now, my husband is killing someone in his video game, and if I went in and said something to him, he wouldn’t’ even hear it.
I could say, “I have been seeing Chris Pine while you are at work honey,” and he wouldn’t even blink. In fact, even if he did hear it, he would know I was kidding. No emotion whatsoever would surface on his face. A woman on the other hand, might emote over it for days even to the point of having a mental breakdown.
And that brings me to “bridge brains.”
A male brain that has some female aspects, or a female that has some male aspects.
That’s another blog.
Some conspiracy theories think they are putting female hormones in our water to make the world full of Obama’s pajamas boys. I’m not so sure they are wrong. As for Obama’s lame action against all threats to the United States? Who knows what tremendous stress his mother was going through while flying all over the world pregnant? Maybe pajama boy really IS Obama.
Having said that…it’s all the more reason that whatever brain you have, hang on to it! Especially if you are a man, playing video’s or watching football…tell your wife to go read a book, or go shopping…it’s your man brain controlling you and unless she wants to find herself a woman to live with— it is, what it is. We need all the male brains we can muster at this point.
And if you are a man…just let your wife talk away. Zone out.
After all, her poor brain just won’t let itself rest.
Have a little pity.
Nobody’s Perfect: Bill Clinton VS Prince Andrew
Nobody’s Perfect
What do Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew have in common besides the love of fresh young babes?
Fresh older babes!
(just kidding)
Why–the same pimp! And this week, Prince Andrew joined the ROYAL sex in the Caribbean mountain resort high club, a club that Bill Clinton has been known to enjoy for many years.
Not every great ruler can be moral and in love with their wife, and set fine examples for their countries, and Bill Clinton certainly has led the way as having a big appetite for women.
Powerful men will be powerful men, especially when they have a buddy who supplies them with young, underage sex that they can enjoy privately far away from wives and the press. And especially if they lack personal character.
Yes, this week it’s Bill Clinton VS Prince Andrew:
Who’s the bigger horn dog?
We have come to learn, that they both are good friends with the same billionaire, and not just any billionaire, Jeffery Epstein.
Epstein, 61, has maintained many of these relationships (with the rich and famous) even after pleading guilty in 2008 to a felony charge stemming from a lengthy probe of his lewd interaction with scores of underage girls, many of whom were recruited while they were students at a Palm Beach high school.
Bill Clinton identified in lawsuit against his former friend and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein who had ‘regular’ orgies at his Caribbean compound that the former president visited multiple times
Yes, Jeffery had a perfect set-up, and no doubt ran the biggest whore house South of the border.
More….
But while Prince Andrew and other public figures resumed meeting with a post-priso
n Epstein, Clinton appears to have avoided the billionaire, who owns a private Caribbean island, a Manhattan mansion, a New Mexico ranch, and a Paris apartment in addition to his waterfront Palm Beach residence.
According to court records, Clinton “frequently flew” with Epstein aboard the investor’s private jet from 2002 to 2005, the year news of the police investigation of Epstein was first reported.
And now, a former SEX slave is writing a book all about it…how she was forced to have sex with Prince Andrew, who she says was abusive.
The fifth in line to the throne slept with Miss Roberts at an orgy with other under-age girls on Epstein’s private Caribbean island, as well as in a private house in London and in Epstein’s New York mansion, according to the court papers.
She plans to spill the beans on the little whorehouse in the Caribbean, and the Queen, is denying it all—-as is Andrew. To save his ‘reputation” he took his former wife, that wild and crazy swinger Fergie, to the Royal’s personal hangout in the Swiss Alps, to where she came out saying this about her x:
‘He is the greatest man there is. It was the finest moment of my life in 1986 when I married him. He is a great man, the best man in the world.’
I’m SURE the fact that he paid off all her old debt had nothing in the world to do with it. He might just have to marry her again.
So, two of the most powerful men in the world have been flying down to the Caribbean to engage in wild sex orgies with underage women.
Whose going to suffer the most from the sex scandals?
Bill or Andrew?
Well—-Jeffery had 21 different telephone numbers for Bill Clinton in his address book, but everybody in the world knows he’s a horn dog, and most people just accept it.
Andrew on the other hand, has stayed out of the scandals. One good note for him, at least he didn’t get his nude pecker splashed all over the tabloids.
So, who wins?
Hillary Clinton…she will get the women’s pity vote in 2016 if she plays this just right. And if she becomes President–because the elites convince the world that powerful men NEED to have a lot of sex, get over it…the Drudge Report will be history.
Next: We need to see the nude Bill and Andrew pictures. Right?
Right. Now THAT’s women’s equality. Someone ring Gloria.
Or. on the other hand…that might be considered…torture.
Nobody Knows: G8, War Games, Hobby Lobby, Bill Clinton’s Sex Games
Nobody Knows
(1) Nobody Knows—who can spend more money on vacation? Michelle Obama or her husband? She’s in China, and he’s in Belgium, where even the Belgians had to fork out money for his visit.—–
As Belgium’s capital and host to the EU and Nato, Brussels is used to deploying heavy security when big names pop by. But US President Barack Obama‘s visit on Tuesday will strain the city like never before with €10m ($10.4m, £8.4m) of Belgian money being spent to cover his 24 hours in the country.
The president arrived on Tuesday night with a 900-strong entourage, including 45 vehicles and three cargo planes. Advance security teams orchestrating every last detail have combed Brussels already, checking the sewers and the major hospitals, while American military helicopters were last week given the green light for overflights. The city hosts at least four EU summits a year, with each of these gatherings costing €500,000 in extra police, military and transport expenses. “But this time round, you can multiply that figure by 20,” said Brussels mayor, Yvan Mayeur.
Excuse me. He needs 900 people? That’s a small town—who are, no doubt, staying at the best hotels. Is it me? HALF of his country is on food stamps, and part of the reason for that, is that we have to pay for the 900 people that Obama drags around the world. How many did Michelle take with her? Obama has spent more traveling in luxury than any President in history…not that we should complain…after all…it’s only FAIR being as he is the first ‘black’ president and all, right? He has all those years of slavery to make up for.
(2) Nobody Knows: In other news, all the nobodies are wondering if the Supreme Court will now decide that Hobby Lobby has as much religious freedom, as the rest of Congress, who all got excused from Obamacare. The argument from the women is they have a right to their “health.”
Frankly, they’d be healthier if they told the man to put on a condom, but I digress.
Will the Supreme Court uphold the Constitution? If Obama can exempt anyone he sees fit, (Like the elite ruling classes for no other reason than they are in the ruling class) then surely those who feel it’s against their religion to kill unborn babies…should be exempted. Nobody Knows what they will decide…but if they rule all companies have to pay regardless…you can call me comrade nobody from now on.
(3) Nobody Knows whose great idea was it to get the leaders at the G8 meeting to play a video nuclear war game? Yes, that’s what they did. They all played a game of “What if your cities were hits by nukes, what would you do? Ask for help? Call Joe Biden? Go to the Bunker? Send billions to Obama?”
Who thought of this? Bill Gates? Zuckerface? Steven Spielberg? It seems Obama is taking credit for this great idea. Merkel, the only women, didn’t want to play.
I love it. Instead of talking to military experts and generals, Obama thinks playing a video game would be good place to get all the of the world together and compare notes. But, what can you expect from a guy who’s idea of diplomacy is sending gay basketball players and gay sports players to talk to world leaders? I’m expecting Bruce Jenner to get an ambassadorship to China soon.
Really. Have you SEEN him lately?
“I will bring the world into the 21st century with video war games!”
Something tells me, we should be glad Putin was kicked out of that meeting. Just THINK what he would have said about Obama playing war games.
(4) Nobody Knows why Obama said today in Brussels that he is more afraid of a nuke detonating in Manhattan than Russia. If you ask me, what Obama is most afraid of is the whole damn world wanting to get HIM. Why else would you need 900 people to protect you?
(5) Nobody Knows that despite the great Obama propaganda, SOME of the liberal press is getting tired of being shut out of the White House. Obama’s “picks’ his questions, and every reporter is handpicked, and given the answer that he is going to give them. You will now get more information from the National Enquirer.
New York Times reporter James Risen called the Obama administration “the greatest enemy of press freedom that we have encountered in at least a generation” on Friday, explaining that the White House seeks to control the flow of information and those who refuse to play along “will be punished.”
Nobody remembers that one of my favorite local news anchorman, Larry Connors, was fired, because Obama didn’t like some questions in his interview. And we have NO clue how many times this has happened in every city, but I bet it’s more than 900.
And my personal favorite this week:
(6) Nobody Knows that Bill Clinton is in a sex lawsuit involving underage girls, due to his close relationship with billionaire money manager Jeffrey Epstein, a convicted sex creep.
From National Enquirer
According to the legal papers, Clinton traveled on Epstein’s private jet numerous times and partied on a Caribbean island owned by Epstein, who served 13 months for soliciting a minor for prostitution.
It seems this Epstein guy has all KINDS of powerful men to the island where they have orgies and young minors, and just a lot of fun.
Will Hillary come out and claim it’s a ‘right wing conspiracy?” Is ANYBODY reporting this but the tabloids?
That’s enough not knowing for one week. Oh…one last thing: they found the plane, but not actually. And it’s always what they DON’T want you to know, that conquers us all.
Tune in next week for more rants of complete ignorance. (At least I admit it.)
Did She Know, or Didn’t She?
Nobody Flashes
DEAR READERS!—WordPress is having a free trial on some of their more expensive themes…so I’m going to try maybe this one and maybe one other. Please tell me if you like a more formal format, or something like this, which is…sort of different…
Having said that…
I had a friend all upset about this article—-
From The Daily: Elizabeth Garner, 42, who cheered for the Tennessee Titans for three seasons until 2008, also reportedly agreed to drug screenings and to attend two Alcoholics Anonymous meetings a week when she was sentenced in October. Garner, who is married, allegedly tried to perform oral sex on the boy in a bathroom during a party at his parents’ home.
Ms Garner said she was so drunk at this party that she thought the 12-year old boy was some other guy.
HA! What’s really funny is my dear friend (I cannot mention his name) actually thought that it was possible that you could get drunk enough that you wouldn’t remember having oral sex with a really young kid. Nobody Thinks what more than likely happened is that Elizabeth was either dared, or paid, or something, to do the act by probably other men at the party. And yes, she probably was really drunk, but you’d have to be passed out not to notice the ‘guy’ was maybe a bit too….young.
But I really don’t think that’s what was upsetting the guy…he joked that he was getting beat on the hand by ugly nuns at 12…darn! Nevertheless, he is concerned about the consumption of alcohol and what it does to young women.
I love guys. And so, that’s why I posted this very fun picture.
What do YOU think? Did she really not know?
Rated XXX…with a HUH?
Nobody Flashes
I like to keep the blog….with some modesty of content…because I am NOT fond of porn. I always wondered about porn of any kind, because to me, why would anyone prefer it to the real thing?
Stupid I know. I know, but due to the wiring of my female brain, I can’t help myself.
Nevertheless, yesterday I watched a video on some lady professor who was teaching a class on sex toys. Really…like college kids need to know about sex toys. Then I watched a video of two black men who were telling everyone some college professor was having couples fornicate in class. As IF there was any college student that has not had sex in 2013.
Right.
Clearly the universities are promoting sex, which is to promote Planned Parenthood, who makes most of its money off—say it all together class—abortions!
The more abortions, the more money Planned Parenthood can give to the democrats!
I always follow the money.
And then…while searching around the net, I found some other VERY interesting pictures.
You see here…a penis bush trimmed in Canada. A baby shower vagina cake…..and a symbol of protest to the current ruler in Yugoslavia.
Clearly, the universities are actually making a big difference! Forgive me (or NOT) for portraying…some disturbing pictures, but then again, we must consider what is happening to ‘art.”
Vagina cake
Nobody’s Perfect: Obamacare VS Free Vibrators
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, we have real contest going—Obamacare VS Free Vibrators. Which would YOU rather have?
The contest is between two entrepreneurs: Barack Obama and Tom Nordone, so let’s get started. 
Obamacare:
Obama had three years to get his website for Obamacare up and running, but on the day of its debut last week, not only was the government shut down, it seems the whole computer Obamacare program, was just…not working. Obama knew that was going to happen because he said this WEEKS before:
“I guarantee you, the opponents of the law, they’ll have their cameras ready to document anything that doesn’t go completely right, and they’ll send it to the news folks and they’ll say, ‘Look at this, this thing is not working,'” Obama said Thursday.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! For once, Obama was right! It was all over the news. Not only was it not working, more people attended the presentation on “Orchestrating Orgasms” at the University of New Hampshire (Over 500 people showed up.) than actually got through on the Obamacare website. And that’s including all of Obama’s 57 states!
There are going to be some glitches as this thing unfolds,” Obama said. “Somewhere around the country, there’s going to be a computer glitch and the website’s not working quite the way it’s supposed to, or something happens where there’s some error made somewhere.”
Free Vibrators!
And then there’s Tom Nardone…
Tom decided to get in on the action, and from the goodness of his own heart, decided to give away free vibratos to Detroit!
Tom Nardone of Birmingham, the founder of the Detroit Mower Gang, a prolific pumpkin carver, bulletproof vest manufacturer, a married father of three and the creator of a successful Troy-based sex toy business named PriveCo, has harnessed the federal government shutdown to bolster name recognition for his company’s website, vibrators.com. For as long as the government is closed, his company is offering 200 free vibrators per day to furloughed government employees. “Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential?” the Vibrators.com website asks. “Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?
As of about 9:15 p.m. Friday, Nadone posted on his Facebook page that 40 orders had been filled.
That’s 30 more people than who actually signed up for Obamacare on the first day.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award of the week?
Obama of course. By not having the websites ready for primetime, he missed all those unemployed workers out there in America, who were attending classes on sex and using their free vibrators. Most of them hung up after the first three minutes.
Nobody Thinks that Obamacare will still be having problems in 2031, while Mr. Nordone will no likely become more popular than Obama….and on his way to buying the whole city of Detroit.
Yes…the lesson here is capitalism beats socialism every single time.
Congratulations “President Obama”!
You’ve made a big fool of yourself…once again! And the world is watching. 
Shades of Gray Makes Anal Sex Popular: Oh…Great.
Nobody Wonders
As I watched my local TV morning news…there was a female doctor talking to the local reporter about a most interesting habit happening in St. Louis wih teenagers: anal sex is real popular.
It seems there was a book that was VERY popular last year, a trilogy called “Fifty Shades of Gray” which has lots of sex, and there must be some anal sex in it.
I haven’t read it. BUT…this doctor was stating that because of this book, teenage high school girls were having a lot of anal sex (instead of the normal heterosexual sex) so as to ‘save’ themselves and that she wanted to tell these girls that they could catch all the dreaded venereal disease this way, even with a condom. She said that not only that, but there was a problem with tearing of the anus, and then you have infection problems…and it’s painful…etc. You know, real facts.
And not exactly what I wanted to hear with my morning breakfast.
So while I was listening to this, you have to admit that physically speaking the anus was not built to handle the male penis. It closes up. It’s physical purpose is for elimination. And yet, this sex book is selling the idea to young kids all over the country and who the heck knows why, unless it’s to give all woman the idea that anal sex is just as normal as the usual God intended way, and therefore they will all think homosexual sex is normal because, HEY…they do it too!
And now…Nobody Wonders, how much more stupid can we all get?
Answer Is: Just watch. I’m waiting for the next thriller about fornication with dogs.
I can’t help but remember…the Divinci Code, And —when is Tom Hanks going to make the movie
Shades of Gray?
Nobody Wonders.
And the Virgin Vote For Sex Oscar Goes To…..Australia!
Nobody Knows
I have avoided posting this ad for Obama, because it’s just so embarrasing…I couldn’t help but wonder if women really are so stupid now, that they think that IF they vote for Obama, they might have sex with him. They left loves this bimbo, she is so creative! So original! So cool!
THEN it was reported that Lena Dunham was not so original (They claim she thought this little “lose your virginity”) concept all by herself.
Then it came out that Putin used it FIRST.
BUT—-Let’s get the record straight: It was Sarah Hansen-Young, Green Party women from Australia that had them BOTH beat! And notice, she actually looks like she would be good at phone sex..unlike Lena, who you can’t picture doing anything but buying really ugly jewery and getting a tatoo on her butt saying she voted for Obama. I’m not sure she’s READY for sex.
What’s the message? SLUTS VOTE!
Good god. This is solid proof that all liberals and communists think all women are good for is sex. They HAVE no brains.
Now we know. Lena copied Putin who copied Sarah Hanson Young…Australia. The Brits are FIRST again!
(Thanks to amfortas)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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