Baseball Players Want All Kids to “copulate” them!
Nobody Gets Email—- And Notes New look (Maybe I should hold a contest)
I don’t know about you, but how PERFECT could it be for the Boston Red Sox’s To Win the World Series and then go and place the trophy on the spot where the poor people were killed last year? Wait…they did that?
Now sports teams have to be politicians.
Go ahead and call me sour grapes, or a conspiracy nut, but I remember thinking at the beginning of World Series, game one— when both coaches came out, and the umpires were talking to them— I could have sworn that the Cardinal coach Mike Matheny looked really pissed off…sort of like he had just found out that it had already been decided that the series win was to go to Boston due to the fact that Boston had gone through so much pain last year, and a World Series win would be good for morale of the city. The big money boys had already decided it.
I’m sure that I’m not the only one in the world who thinks how easy it would be to rig a World Series. After all, they did it once before, and I don’t know how many people I heard rant on and on here in St. Louis, about how they just couldn’t BELIEVE how many simple catches the cardinals missed— Catches that even little leaguers’ could make.
Okay, Joyanna— You’re crazy. You’re just mad that the Cardinals didn’t win because you are from St. Louis.
Wrong. I’ve been to enough ball games to know, it’s just a game.
And so, Professional sports are NEVER fixed…And Presidents’ never lie.
And on that note, to my email!
(Thanks to J.R.)
Why Athletes Don’t Have Regular Jobs
The danger of having sports role models for kids…………….
Andre Wants You to Copulate!
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all the kids to copulate me.”
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”
3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the ‘Skin’s say: “I’d run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,” Matt Millen of the Raiders said: “To win, I’d run over Joe’s Mom, too.”
4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings.”
Pokin
5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes..” (Now that is beautiful)
7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: “You guys line up alphabetically by height.” And, “You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle.”
Manly Earrings
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: “Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton ..”
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: “That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota: “He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is.”
11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: “My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt. (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
Aunt Nevitt
12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: “I asked him, ‘Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.”
13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F’s and one D: “Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.”
14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford: “I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious.”
Ah, but they all ride to the bank in a Mercedes…
Herbert Hoover: Tea Party Poster Boy: Read This Remarkable Speech
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Remember Herbert Hoover? If you do, you might remember that your school taught you that it was Hoover that caused the Great Depression, and the great and noble FDR saved the United States from his terrible destruction.
Poppycock. FDR put us in the mess we are today. His expansion of government was so huge, so invasive, we never got over it. He was also the Clinton’s god. It’s not by coincidence that when Obama ran for President, they put him on the cover of the Times as FDR. The liberals have never gotten over the man they thought was truly, government personified. They even build a memorial to him in Washington D.C., which not too many people know about. And now, Obama has become his reincarnation.
I was glancing through my Annals books today, and found this remarkable speech, given by Herbert Hoover—(see it in it’s entirety here.)
In this speech, Hoover sounds just like a Tea Party patriot—and who knew? Certainly not any history teacher I can remember. He was always made out to be the scum of the earth, and after reading some of this, I can see why.
Hoover could not believe what Roosevelt had done with the New Deal. Remember the New Deal? That was the biggest unconstitutional growth ever mandated by a President, BEFORE Obama came along.
Listen to a few things that Hoover said in a speech delivered to the Republican National Convention in Cleveland on June 10, 1936, and tell me it doesn’t bring you to shake your head in: OMG..this crap has been around for a long, long, time:
“The Supreme Court has reversed some ten or twelve of the New Deal major enactments.”
(so..see, Obamacare CAN be reversed! )
“Many of these acts were a violation of the rights of men and of self government. “
(By the way, has anyone gone to Justice Roberts house for candy tonight?)
“the Congress has abandoned its responsibility to check even the expenditures of money. They have turned open appropriations into personal power. These are destruction of the very safeguards of free people.”
(Will Paul Ryan suddenly developed a fondness for China? )
“We have seen these gigantic expenditures and this torrent of waste pile up a national debt which two generation cannot repay. “
(Right now, we’re looking at the year….7822. )
“One time I told a Democratic Congress that “you cannot spend yourselves into prosperity.” You recall that advice did not take then. It hasn’t taken yet. “
(How would Herbert like those Obama phones? And no, it hasn’t taken yet. Sorry Herbert.)
“Billions have been spent to prime the economic pump. It did employ a horde of paid officials upon the pump handle. We have seen the frantic attempts to find new taxes on the rich. Yet three quarters of the bill well be sent to the average man and the poor. He and his wife and his grandchildren will be giving a quarter for all their working days to pay taxes. Freedom to work for himself is changed into a slavery of work for the follies of government.”
(Why isn’t this engraved in the Halls of Congress..? And try half the year…)
“We have seen an explosive inflation of bank credits by this government borrowing . We have seen varied steps toward currency inflation that have already enriched the speculator and deprived the poor. If this is to continue, and end result is the tears and anguish of universal bankruptcy and distress. No democracy in history has survived the final stages of inflations.”
(We have seen…we are seeing, the final stages of inflations. Obama is stocking up on bullets.)
“We have seen the building up of a horde of political officials. We have seen the pressures upon the helpless and destitute to trade political support for relief. Both are a pollution of the very fountains of liberty. “
“The New Deal may be a revolutionary design to replace the American system with despotism. “
(Can we find a big pot to dump all the despots in and start over?)
Nobody Thinks that this speech could be uttered by Ted Cruz today…as it would sound as true as the day it was written.
Allistar Cooke remarked that FDR WAS a dictator. He expanded the government more than any that had come before him. And that’s one of the reasons Presidents have made Congress impotent.
America survived that man, but can we survive another? 
In conclusion Hoover said this:
“There are some principles that cannot be compromised. Either we shall have a society based upon ordered liberty and the initiative of the individual, or we shall have a planned society that means dictation, no matter what you call it or who does it. There is no halfway ground. They cannot be mixed. Government must either release the powers of the individual for honest achievement or the very forces it creates will drive it inexorably to lay its paralyzing hand more and more heavily upon individual effort. Less than twenty years ago we accepted those ideal as the air we breathe. We fought a great war for their protection. We took upon ourselves obligations of billions. We buried our sons in foreign soil. but in this score of years we have seen the advance of collectivism and its inevitable tyranny in more than half the civilized world. In this thundering ear of world crisis distracted, American stand confused and uncertain.”
And American STILL stands confused and uncertain.
Obama hopes that in the future, George W. Bush will be remembered as the man who caused the “great recession” of the 21st century, and that he, Barack Obama, saved the people.
And if Herbert Hoover was alive today he would say: POPPYCOCK!!
My nobody friends, we are repeating history.
Barack Tricks You, Then Takes Your Treats….Happy Halloween!
Nobody Flashes
Gee….the words “Trick or Treat” has a whole new meaning this Halloween since we have all found out what exactly is in Obamacare.
We are being tricked out of our treats.
And now, a message from the trickster in the White House: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Cruela Sibelius…As Good a Liar As Her Master
Nobody Wonders…
Here’s the question. All these video’s were around when Obama and Pelosi were cramming through Obamacare on Christmas Eve. Why didn’t somebody make this montage then? Why wait until after the fact?
Nobody also wonders how Cruela Sibelius could get by today with blaming the website people who designed the plan for telling her It was working. Big lie. Also, she blamed insurance companies for dropping their subscribers. Another BIG lie…they were forced to by Obamacare.
Soon, next year, everybody is going to be paying big bucks into this socialize holocaust, and this AFTER he has lied so often. The state will not only control the patients and their care, the state will control weather the doctors can GIVE you that care.
This is madness. This is tyranny. This is….abominable.
Nobody Wonders about people’s memory span. It makes me wonder what the heck they are putting in our water.
For instance, Obama promised the middle class that they would see no tax increase. And yet, everybody got over $50. less in their paychecks last year. He lied.
The bad news is by crashing this system in it’s beginning, millions of people will suffer and lose their health insurance, and be forced onto Obamacare.
It’s deceitful, it’s unconstitutional and it’s genocide. This isn’t Canada.
Ted Cruz was right to stand up against this. Maybe the other people in the world don’t mind waiting for that emergency heart operation for six months, but we have never had to wait in American.
Obama, will be KILLING millions. And not just in abortions.
The man…is sanctioning murder of the young and the old.
Nobody Wonders just how long the stupid people who voted for this man will keep agreeing to their own slavery?
“Nobody is talking about some government take over of health care.” said Obama.
Like I said: What’s in the water?
Nobody Knows Why Obama is Firing All the Top Commanders…(But we’d like to.)
Nobody Knows—
Have YOU heard about this? Obama is firing all the top nuclear generals on trumped-up charges. He has also fired 16 Naval commanders. And then there’s that missing nuke.
What missing nuke you say? I don’t know…where is it?
While we are all shouting about losing our health care, maybe we should be watching the left hand of Obama, master of chaos, who took great advantage of Benghazi and the shutdown to get rid of all top commanders who would not obey him. 
Obama is driving a death knife into our military. Firing top commanders for daring to be appalled at Obama’s callous sacrifice of our men in Benghazi’s is something we can expect from this egotistical maniac. But firing our top nuclear generals? What? Did they refuse to nuke America if so ordered?
Come on…Obama’s sociopathic nature is naked to the core. If you haven’t seen by now that he really doesn’t like America, and wants to destroy and “transform’ it, then I want to know where you work, because I want to work there too.
He is lining up HIS generals—-
From the Blaze:
“Obama will not purge a civilian or political appointee because they have bought into Obama’s ideology,” Vallely said. “The White House protects their own. That’s why they stalled on the investigation into fast and furious, Benghazi and Obamacare. He’s intentionally weakening and gutting our military, Pentagon and reducing us as a superpower, and anyone in the ranks who disagrees or speaks out is being purged.”
And although I just discovered this bit about some ‘missing’ nukes tonight, evidently some bloggers were trying to get out this impeachable information:
This from therightwingextremist:
Just this week some of our nuclear warheads were moved out of their secret hiding place in a Texas Air Force base (Dyess AFB) …these nukes were taken with no one officially taking responsibility or formal possession of them …these nukes were taken by a black ops team and the only thing that was disclosed was that these nukes were headed for South Carolina- The next day South Carolina US Senator Lindsay Graham gave a speech and threw out as just a for instance that if the USA didn’t bomb Syria for the Israeli’s then it was very possible that Charleston Harbor could be nuked …the timing of Graham’s speech talking about a possible nuclear attack should congress vote no on the Syrian questions, could not be purely coincidence but there is more…
– There is a month-long training exercise scheduled to start any day and go for the next 30 days …what are the odds?
He goes on…..
– Would the USA purposely detonate a nuclear bomb on its own soil against its own people? Isn’t something like this a big enough reason for some honor bound military leader to step forward and spill his/her guts on this whole cooked up fiasco?
The military are now being asked if they would fire on American citizens. That’s a fact being reported everywhere. I suggest they all say —-“Oh sure Chief…You’re the boss!” And when the time comes…and the order comes from up above, don’t do it.
If the tyrant can lie…so can you.
Nobody Knows where the missing nukes have gone to, but Nobody DOES Know that Obama has only just begun to scare us all.
Would Obama Even KNOW If Dallas Was Nuked?
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You KNOW you have a country of morons when the United States President keeps saying he doesn’t know anything about anything. Just think, how this will continue…imagine…our future….
Reporter: Mr. President, when did you find out that Dallas was completely wiped off the map by a dirty bomb terrorist attack?
President: Actually, I found that out…yesterday. You know, I watch the same programs that you do, and due to the government shutdown, caused by the Republicans, we just didn’t get the news until today.
Reporter: Mr. President, when did you know that your new Obamacare Affordable Care act was killing millions of old people because of rationing?
President: Well, I’m not sure about those facts, I just heard about that, but there is good news…these people need to just let go….like my mother did. They shouldn’t be so selfish and not make way for the younger generation. We must think of what is good for the country.
Reporter: Mr. President, when did you first find out that police were arresting anyone who had a gun in their home?
President: Uh…we found that out yesterday, and you can be assured that many of those arrested would actually look like they could have been my son, so you can be sure we will get together with the mayors to make sure that no one is arrested who is not breaking the law. We all remember Trayvon.
Reporter: Mr. President, are you aware that the 2016 Presidential elections have been postponed?
President: Yes, I do know about that, but let me assure you, as soon as the Republicans get rid of the Tea Party people in their ranks, and Congress gets their act together and gives me the power to deal with the debt limit…elections WILL resume.
Thank you!
(Video from MSNBC, Morning Joe)
Yi Lin Zhuo VS Man With a Fish
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have two people who were just not perfect enough to foresee their future: Yi Lin Zhuo VS a Man with a Fish.
Both these men did not see the jealousy they were arousing on those around them, and therefore, they suffered.
Let’s take Yi Lin Zhuo first:
Yi Lim Zhuo’s crime was being too rich. Yes, it seems he let a illegal Chinese cousin come over from China, and stay with him and his family. Not too smart. The young and lazy (according to all who knew him) Mingdong Chen, (see picture here) was so jealous of Yi Lim’s Zhuo life, that one day, while Yi Lim was at work, he butchered Yi Lim’s wife and four children. because it just wasn’t fair….
Zhuro
Mingdong Chen, 25, showed no remorse when he confessed to slaughtering the family that allowed him to live in their Brooklyn apartment and admitted that he committed the atrocity because he envied their way of life, a police source told The Post. .NYPD Chief of Department Philip Banks III said Chen had cited his inability to make it in America as his motive for the slayings..
“Everyone here is doing better than me,” Banks quoted the suspect as saying during a confession in Mandarin Chinese, the only language Chen speaks. Two of the kids, including the baby, had been decapitated, and there was a trail of blood throughout the house, sources said.
And then there’s this fellow:
Fisherman Bob. (He looks like a Bob.) Not realizing that he has no right to catch fish without sharing his fair share with the seals, Pancho the seal just took it, right out of his hands. Yes, Pancho was jealous.
Poor fisherman Bob—outsmarted by a seal. Nobody’s Perfect.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
The MEDIA!
Not only did they not report that Mingdong Chen should not have even been in this country, they seemed sympathetic to the fact that he just couldn’t seem to get it through his head that maybe his cousin had worked long and hard for his riches. After all, it’s not Obama’s fault that the economy is so bad and amnesty hasn’t been passed, and he didn’t get his free welfare check. Obviously, Zhuro was in that secret terrorist society called……conservatives.
And instead of doing their job and going after the lying President for always claiming to know absolutely positively nothing about any scandal that occurs on his watch— (IRS, Fast and Furious, FBI prostitutions, millions losing their insurance, NSA spying, Michelle’s midnight McDonalds’ runs…) , they are posting video’s of people losing their fish. ( I got this video from The Huffington Post. )
So, congratulations liberal and clueless reporters…you win the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week. Nobody reports the “rich Vs the poor’ communist manifesto revolution garbage in order to promote class warfare, more than YOU!
When you finally print those pictures of Obama in the bathhouses of Chicago, that you’ve been hiding, maybe we’ll all start trusting you again.
Steve Forbes quotes FDR…
Nobody Reports
How can anyone not like Stephen Forbes? I remember feeling sorry for him when he ran for President, because, in this world of “who’s the prettiest” Steve was last in line. Still, I’m glad he did run, because I started paying attention to most everything he said afterwards. And here’s a small sample of why I like this man:
From Forbes Magazine: September 23. 2013
The Federal Reserve, with hardly a comment uttered, has openly made itself into the fourth branch of government, amassing immense powers. This must make the other branches, you know, the ones sanctioned by the Constitution drool with envy. By massively expanding its balance sheet, it has gone into the credit allocation business. Big Government and large businesses benefit from almost zero cost credit. “It comes at the expense of small businesses where most of the entry level jobs are created. “
And then Steve sites a quote from FDR:
If you have a chance, go online and read an astonishing speech FDR gave in San Francisco before the Commwealth Club as a presidential candidate, just before the 1932 election. In it he declares.
“Our Industrial plant is built….Our last frontier has long since been reached, and there is practically no more free land…to which those thrown out of work by the Eastern economic machines can go for a new start.” Big companies were more and more dominating the economic landscape. If present trends continue, Roosevelt warns, the time will come when “We shall have all American industry controlled by a dozen corporations, and run by perhaps an hundred men…The independent businessman is running a lost race.” Roosevelt concluded with words that would have the current White House occupant nodding in sympathy: “Our task now is not discovery or exploitation of natural resources…It is the soberer, less dramatic business of administering resources and plants already in hand…of distribution wealth and products more equitably, of adapting existing economic organizations to the service of the people.” Then the Killer: “The day of enlightened (i.e., government) administration has come. ” Indeed.
Nobody Thinks Obamacare was done at the request of big business, and that’s why the Rino’s want it to.
The good news? We still have Steve Forbes, a man who knows the rich, doing all he can to inform and educate us. All we need is more of them speaking out.
Mario Brothers Marries Alinsky
Nobody’s Opinion
Mario Brothers. That’s what I think of when I think of Obamacare. I’m aging myself here, but I remember oh so vividly…. just how many miles I had to travel in hopes to get the first Mario Brothers Nintendo game for my son for Christmas, the first year they released the game.
I think I actually went to every Toys R US store within the metropolitan area. It took me a month to finally find one, and it wasn’t cheap. But the sense of relief I got, when I finally got that game, was overwhelming.
Remember Cabbage Patch Dolls? My god, they were ugly, and yet grown women got in fists fights over them in stores.
Its called marketing genius. How do you create a demand for something that is expensive and people really don’t need? You advertise how it’s the answer to all your dreams, and then limit the supply. Since Mario Brothers, we’ve seen this marketing ploy used by every major company…Apple, Microsoft, Ford: .. it’s how to get the public clambering and wanting your product. You just cleverly limit your very expensive product. You just don’t give it to them. You create the demand. You tell everyone because so many people ‘want’ it, your supply is limited.
So, does Obama think that by saying, “The system was overwhelmed so many people wanted it!” he is building up demand?
I think Norvill Rose is on to something here: The whole Obamacare website was designed to fail…and not only to fail, but to destroy all the other insurance companies. And when people have NO insurance, they are desperate…then Voila! Out of nowhere…online, and easy to get will be the one-payer system: (See Video)
“You have been waiting so long comrades! “says Mini-me Soros.
You are mixing Mario Brothers with Sal Alinsky: You overwhelm the system. You bankrupt the country with food stamps, welfare, fraud, waste, and take Air Force One out every day if you have to…oh…and enforce the biggest tax system ever devised on the planet, and you can pretty much destroy and then take control of America.
You can tell, by the nonchalant way Obama and Cruela Sebelius are acting that their plan is right on course. Have you noticed that neither of them are upset in the least?
When you want to design a website that will not only fail, you go to your friends, and that’s what the Obama’s did, they got an old friend of Michelle’s to take care of all the ‘glitches” like…not being able to get a straight answer on how much it’s going to cost you–they still have one more election to go.
Toni Townes-Whitley, a senior vice president at CGI Federal, is a Princeton classmate of First Lady Michelle Obama, the Daily Caller reported. In addition to being college classmates, both Obama and Townes-Whitley are members of the Association of Black Princeton Alumni. According to Federal Election Commission Records, Toni Townes-Whitley gave $500 in 2011 and 2012 to Obama campaign.
And MS Toni is not the only one to benefit from knowing the Obama’s, there is an article on Freedom that lists all the companies and friends of the Obama’s that got money from it:
Unknown to many of our representatives, the Democrats were not only passing a new healthcare law, they were also “appropriating” money to fund this law as well as allocating funding for “grants” to “reward/repay all those financial supporters” and there continues to be preferential treatment given to large corporations and unions in the form of waivers and exemptions since the law passed – crony capitalism at its finest show proof of appropriated funding totaling $5 Billion dollars:
Check out the article here.
Looking back on it, Mario Brothers was worth the wait: it bought hours of fun to my son and his friends, but unfortunately Obamacare is not a lot of fun.
No…not fun at all. Obamacare will be the death of not only free market capitalism, good doctors, and no wailing lines—- it will be the death of many people.
Now —excuse me while I go look for Luigi.
Take the Test…What’s Your Favorite Movie
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Amazing it really works this is my all-time favorite movie.
I am OK at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities.
Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie EVER!
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:
Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
Trouble….
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Why the World is Filled With Dumb Blonds
Nobody Remembers
I was going to remember that the United Nations was started on this day, in 1945, and that today Brazil, France and Germany are appealing to the U.N. to stop Obama from spying on them.
But that would make a very boring story.
So, I’m going to tell a short story about baseball.
First: I had great parents. My parents were so trusting that when I was 17, I drove to Snowmass, Colorado all by myself. In fact I went all over the country by myself. I’m not sure if it’s because they knew they couldn’t tame me, or if they were just hoping I’d met some rich guy, (Probably a little of both.) But, when it came to men, sometimes I was just dense. I just didn’t see them being attracted to me at all. And so I married the first guy who wanted to marry me, because I didn’t think I’d ever get another chance.
Yeah, low self-esteem comes in buckets.
So of course that marriage lasted all of one year and three months. This story comes, right after the painful divorce. I was pretty lonely so I got hooked on baseball. I always went to the game by myself, only because, I’ve never really had girlfriends. I would work at night as a drummer, (in all guy bands) and during the day, I would go to the games. And I got hooked.
On the game of baseball.
Anyway, to make a long story short, here in St. Louis, Busch stadium was downtown, and I do remember one night, in the middle of July, the game lasted until midnight, and when a game runs overtime, you have a lot of drunks walking to the parking lot. It was a hot summer night, and I was in my usual short-shorts, which would bring cat-calls, and frankly, I was scared to walk to my car. It was just a gut feeling. After all, East St. Louis, is just a kick away from downtown.
So, I went to the nearest hotel bar. I thought, if I sat there long enough, the drunks would leave, and I’d have a safer chance once the crowd had cleared out. I’d rather walk in an empty parking lot and take my chances with the shadows.
After about 15 minutes, the bar started filling up with players…from the Dodgers. I was pretty shy around ball players..and so I tried to keep to myself. As I sat at the bar, a very distinguish older gentlemen sat next to me and started to talk. After about five minutes I told him I was only hanging around because I was scared to walk to my car.
“I’ll walk you to your car.” he said in a very jolly voice.
So, since he had told me he was actually the official Dodgers Team radio commentator, on the road for the Dodgers, ( and he was famous…he told me that.) I figured he had to be safe.
“Really, would you?: I said….”That would be great.”
So, we walked through the parking lot and got to the car, and I drove him back to the hotel, and then he said, “Hey, park here and come on in for another drink.”
Now, I’m not sure why I did, but looking back on it, I was flattered that someone famous had even been so nice to me, and I figured one drink was no big deal. It’s not like I thought he was expecting anything else but conversation. As I remember, he was pretty much the gentleman the whole time.
So back in we walked, and to my surprised, the whole room of ballplayers started laughing. He went over and said something to a few of them with a big grin on his face, and came back.
“So, why are all the guys laughing at you?” I asked.
“They wanted to know if I screwed you.” He said. “So I told them I did.”
To say I was embarrassed—– To say I was shocked, will let you know how much I trusted people to have decency, and what a dumb blond I really was. Boy, did I feel stupid.
The reality is, baseball players not only do steroids, but they spend many long nights on the road, and many of them have wives, and many of them screw around, and I knew that…but I really didn’t think that the radio star would want to tell an old high school lie. After all, Jack Buck would never do that now…would he?
Judge it or not, I thought the guy was a real creep for doing that…and I felt sorry that he had to lie to even make those young players actually think some young thing wanted to ‘do’ it with him for a walk to her car.
I told him he had no class, blushed, and walked out.
Now I look back on that and feel sorry for the man. Clearly, he was having a hard time competing with the young ball players and he made up a lie just to impress them.
And what is even funnier, is he TOLD me what he said to them.
I wish my father had told me the tricks that men pull. But then again, I don’t think any father will. I think they should teach their daughters how to shoot a gun, how to box, and all the tricks that men play.
But….they keep their mouths shut for all eternity. And that, in my Nobody Humble Opinion, is why the world is filled with dumb blonds.
(Okay, so this was not a baseball story. It’s just one I remember. Funny how you remember all the times you were stupid, isn’t it? )
Nobody’s Fool: John McAfee
Nobody’s Fool
Everybody who has had a computer, probably at one time in their lives, had McAfee antivirus on their computer. And last night…John was on Coast to Coast.
The man is pretty incredible. He started out selling drugs: got a Master’s Degree in Math: than worked with NASA, started his own highly successful Antivirus company, and then…suddenly he was on the “most wanted” list. The liberal media tried to hang him as a criminal, and make him out to be a drug-selling, cocaine sniffing, murderer. And dangerous. He said he was set up in Belize, and yes, I believe him. In case you were not aware, he was living in Belize when the government accused him of murdering his neighbor.
But…it’s no wonder they don’t like him. John is developing a device that everyone will be able to put on their phones and computers that will keep the NSA from listening in on you or tracking you. He admitted that the government will probably not let him sell it in the United States, but he will sell it to the rest of the world.
Merkel will probably give him free beer for the rest of his life.
Can you imagine? That is going to be one of the hottest products in the world, and everybody is going to want one. (Including me)
Oh…he also said he looked at the Obamacare code, and you can’t even repair it. It should be thrown out, which he said they will NEVER do. The reason he gave was that to save money, they hired people from India, and for it to work, the systems have to download to every computer, and it’s just too big, and that’s why it’s such a mess.
He reminds me very much of Richard Feynman. Very high I.Q….and a bit of a shit disturber…Having said that: He believes in the Constitution, and loves the founders of our country, and therefore, he is on a big hit list…because that makes him a terrorist in Obama’s world.
AND–He looks fabulous for a man of 78.
So, Richard wins my Nobody’s Fool Award for the week. We could use a lot more fools like John McAfee.
Nobody Explains How the Liberals Fake Everything…
Nobody Wins
Media bias. According to this video, the reason the conservatives are losing the battle is due to the fact that there are more democrats reporting the news than conservatives. If the conservatives could get more of their message across, there would be a shift.
The liberal media is good at one thing that the conservatives are not: They know how to use the internet to create a fake firestorm
From the book by Ryan Holiday: Trust Me, I’m Lying. He explains how it’s done…
“I designed the advertisements, which I bought and placed around the country, (on billboards) and then promptly called and left anonymous complaints about them (and leaked copies of my complaints to blogs for support.) I alerted college LGBT and women’s rights groups to screenings in their area and baited them to protest our offensive movie at the theater., knowing that the nightly news would cover it. I started a boycott group on FACEbook. I orchestrated fake tweets and posted fake comments to articles online. I even won a contest for being the first one to send in a picture of a defaced ad in Chicago. (thanks for the free T-shirt, Chicago Redeye. Oh, also, that photo was from New York.) I manufactured preposterous stories about Tuckers’ (fake name) behavior on and off the movie set and reported them to gossip websites, which gleefully repeated them. I paid for anti-woman ads on feminist websites and anti-religion ads on Christian websites, knowing each would write about it. Sometimes I just Photoshopped ads onto screenshots of websites and got coverage for controversial ads that never actually ran. The loop became final when, for the first time in history, I put out a press released to answer my own manufactured criticism: TUCKER MAX RESPONDS TO CTA DECISION:” BLOW ME.” the headline read.
I pulled this off with no connections, no money, and no footsteps to follow. But because of the way that blogging is structured—from the way bloggers are paid by the page view to the way blog posts must be written to catch eh readers’ attention—this was all very easy to do. So as the manufactured storm I created played itself out in the press, real people started believing it, and it became true.
However the play starts, the end is the same: The economics of the Internet are exploited to change public perception, and sell product. “
So…how much of the news that bloggers are repeating actually fake stories? It’s pretty easy to plant the story and watch it go up the latter…from the bloggers, to the radio hosts, to the magazines, then to the national news.
I talked to my brother today, and he said, “They just ought to let Obamacare fail.” And right after he said it, I thought to myself, “He is just repeating the very same thing the Rino’s are saying. He must have heard it on TV.” And because everyone’s life is so busy, we have all trusted what we heard in the past.
Those days…..are gone.
We all know that Obama has thousands of fake followers on his tweets. Who knows how many people they have on staff to manipulate the news? According to Ryan, they know exactly how to manipulate the media, and they pay people big money to do it.
Nobody Wins when the media will plant staged events to get power, but at least some people are starting to know, like Ryan Holiday, that as clever as he was in doing this stuff, he is destroying lives.
And now, for more of a good laugh, see how many times Obama used this staged fainting stunt, and WHO he learned it from. Don’t miss the end, Hillary is pretty funny. Talk about “fake.” I’m starting to think we should rename Washington, “Silicone Valley.”
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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