Lindsey Graham Loses His Southern Charm
Nobody Notes
Lindsey Graham was a knockout during Bill Clinton’s Impeachment. I use to love to listen to him argue about Bill’s sexual escapades with Monica. I just loved his southern drawl.
But now, Lindsey’s sweet talk has turned to threats. Next to John McCain, Lindsey is all out for a full fledged war..and here’s his reasoning:
If the United States doesn’t deal with Syria, Graham promised Iran would acquire a nuclear weapon by 2014, the King of Jordan would be deposed and Israel would start preparing to protect itself.
“I believe that if we get Syria wrong, within six months — and you can quote me on this,” Graham said, pausing for dramatic effect. “There will be a war between Iran and Israel over their nuclear program.”
But it wouldn’t even end there, Graham surmised. Undoubtedly, he said ominously, the Iranians would share its nuclear technology with U.S. enemies.
“My fear is that it won’t come to America on top of a missile, it’ll come in the belly of a ship in the Charleston or New York harbor,” he said.
Oh. Right. So why not just bomb Iran? Why waste the bombs on Syria? How is bombing Syria going to stop Iran from making nukes? Netanyahu has already addressed Congress about just how close Iran is to developing nukes, and how nothing is going to stop them. Bombing Syria will just rush them to the fact more. Where was Lindsay on that day? Playing Golf with Obama?
And so—by Lindsey’s reasoning, ANYBODY can bring a nuke into the New York harbor. There are other countries with nuclear capability besides Iran. Pakistan for one. And gee…what is all that NSA spying for if not to stop stuff like that from happening?
And how about those open borders of ours?
Beware of those sweet talking southern men, with baby face wide eyes, appealing to your emotions.
You would think that after Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton, people would know better than to keep voting for those sweet talking southern charmers.
You would think.
Hero AND Idiot
Nobody Cares
I was shocked the other day, when I heard Neil Cavuto go into a rant saying that he was sick and tired of people criticizing John McCain, who had gone to war, and survived being tortured, and was a class act, and knew more about military matters than anyone in the government…and therefore, we should not be criticizing him.
What? So, now you can not disagree with a black man because you will be labeled a racist, and you also are not allowed to critized a war veteran because then your will be labeled unpatriotic.
I guess the next thing you know, you won’t be able to criticize a Muslim because that would make you intolerant.—–WAIT. That’s already happened!
We are all sorry that John McCain suffered at the hand of the Vietnamese, but that doesn’t mean his opinion should be valued over all the other honorable veterans who served this country and are AGAINST this Syrian strike.
, Neil Cavuto isn’t the only pundit surprising the American conservatives: Bill O’Reilly wants Obama to Act, and today I heard Rush Limbaugh say that the NSA vast data collection is really okay.
So, go ahead, you can call John McCain an idiot, or you can call him a hero…there’s no reason you can’t call him both. God distributes some of us with brains, and some of us…with other things. Just because you spend time in a prison camp, doesn’t make you an expert on all other subjects. If that was true, than all the prisoners in Guatamono Bay, if released and attacked America—- they could be considered just as big a hero as John McCain.
And that’s my Nobody Opinion, that Nobody Cares about.
Nobody Remembers Operation Canned Goods
Nobody Remembers
While we are listening to half the people of the world argue about who really used the WND’s in Syria…this little piece of history can give us all some thought:
There is one leader, who staged a fake attack, in order to get the world to accept his attack on a country, and that man was Adolf Hitler.
My friend Ruth, who was 16 when Hitler was in power, and lived in Germany, remembers Hitler. And to this day, she still believes that Hitler didn’t stage this little piece of history: But…here’s a passages from the book “You Said What? Lies and Propaganda throughout History” You can decide…if Ruth is right in her beliefs.
“It was the Germans who Killed all those Polish Officers” —Joseph Stalin
On September 1, 1939 Adolf Hitler’s Nazi government and Joseph Stalin’s Communist regime set aside their intrinsic differences to sign one of the most cynical and ruthless treaties in modern history. The pact went into effect on August 23 and guaranteed that neither dictatorship would interfere with the other as they went about reclaiming ancestral lands that had been granted to Poland at the end of WWI.
The Nazis agreed that Stalin could have a free hand moving his armies into the Baltic states of Latvia. Lithuania and Estonia, despite the fact that these small countries included a significant population of Germanic and Prussian descent. Germany was poised to devour western Poland like a wolf ready to gulp down a rabbit. His troops already surrounded Poland on three sides.
But Hitler intended it to gain at least a perfunctorily plausible reason to clam that his well planned long sought and utterly aggressive invasion of Poland was at heart merely a simple act of self-defense.
Heinrich Himmler SS, ordered thirteen prisoners moved from a concentration camp in eastern Germany at Oranienburg to a schoolhouse near the Polish frontier. Then he got polish uniforms and hatched “Operation Canned Goods.” They were told to put on the uniform and were killed by lethal injection. All but one was killed. The bodies were then taken to the woods twelve miles from the Polish border. There the dead men were shot, raked by rifle and automatic weapons fire to simulate the wounds of actual combat. The bodies were then gruesomely posed some draped over tree limbs or tangled in fences to make it look as though they had died in action. ‘
German police came, and the headline, “Poland has staged an invasion of Germany” went out all over the world, complete with pictures.
Then, the remaining prisoner was hustled to the nearby town of Gleiwitz by a small squad of SS men. They took over a radio station, and one of the SS men who spoke Polish, urged all who felt loyalty to Poland to rise up and help overthrow the Nazi dictatorship. There followed a scuffle that would have done any radio drama director proud. Shouts and cries were hears against the background of further violence. A volley of gunfire erupted. All of this went out over the microphone. They shot him and left him in the studio.
Hitler used the faked attack on the Gleiwitz radio station as public justification for his long planned war of aggression. The Germans were just defending themselves!
And this is how wars begin. Ruth, like most Germans who lived under Hitler, believed in her country. She still finds it hard to believe that Hitler would have lied to his own people. It’s not that she is evil, just naïve, and proud of her own people, who she says, are very hardworking, and loved their country.
And Nobody Wonders…World War II was started with staged acts. Will World War III start much the same way?
Nobody’s Fool: Rep (D, FL) Alan Grayson
Nobody’s Fool
This week, we have a democrat, who, unlike the other democrats who are rushing to support Obama on his strike in Syria, stood up to the beautiful but clueless Alex Witt. Alan Grayson’s interview starts at exactly 2.48, so just fast forward it if you want to miss the girls chatting.
What is so great about Alan’s response, is how bias Alex’s questions are towards the great Obama, and how calmly and with factual certainty in his own principles Alan answer her loaded questions.
It’s worth the watch!
So, this week, Democratic Representative, Alan Grayson, wins my Nobody’s Fool award for the week.
Thank you sir—for your common sense.
Nobody Wins and Nobody Loses: Kerry, Coulter, Off Pockets and Turtle Sex
Nobody Wins
Nobody Wins: Here we have two nobody inventor winners! Don’t want Obama following you to your girlfriend’s house? Block that signal.
Okay, so I see a few bugs here. What happens when you have to make a call? It looks like you would have to take it out of the ‘pocket’ and then BAM. They’ve got cha.
Or maybe you can put your off pocket hoodie on while you’re making your call….or better yet— Get them to stop spying on you. (Laugh here)
Wait…then the call signal won’t go out.
Anyway, the good news here is, nobody likes to be snooped on, and these two nobodies are trying to do something about it. Good for them!
Nobody Wins: Another big win this week was Ann Coulter’s last column, where she compares Saddam Hussein’s crimes to Assad. When Ann is hot, she is sizzling. Read that here.
Nobody Wins: It was a big loss today when John Kerry kept insisting to Rand Paul that bombing Syria, would not, and should not be considered taking us to war. It’s just an ‘action’ to make Assad stop using chemical weapons. It’s one thing to change the meaning of what the word ‘is’ —but, it’s quite another when your Secretary of State changes the meaning of dropping bombs on a country from a declaration of war, to some sort of friendly warning letter.
Nobody Wins: Another loss went to Miley Cyrus, who bragged about how successful her sex dance was on MTV, because she is reeling in the MONEY! Nobody suggests she get her ears fixed.
Nobody Wins: And on a lighter note, at the zoo today, we were walking around the corner, and we kept hearing loud rhythmic GRUNTS. We came around the corner—-and low and behold…somebody got lucky! (Yes, I HAD to take a picture, wouldn’t you?) If you’ve never seen a Galapagos Turtle having sex, you might want to put that on your bucket list of “uh?” I’m so sorry I did not have my movie camera. His grunts were just great.
What I did notice was that SHE was eating an apple during the whole thing. Which gave me a few ideas……
Ben Swann Explains
Nobody Reports
Rush Limbaugh today surprised everyone, including me: He suggests that Syria was a set-up. As I predicted, there was Nancy Pelosi at the White House today going on about “the children.” The global elites, who seem to run the man show in Washington are so easy to read that even this Nobody can spot the propaganda. By all accounts, going into Syria to save yet more people is madness. As many have pointed out, both Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan did nothing about Poi Pot, who killed as many as 3 millions of his own people. Reagan did not feel it was our job to bring the man to justice.
Rush goes on to say:
There is a growing volume of new evidence from numerous sources in the Middle East – mostly affiliated with the Syrian opposition and its sponsors and supporters – which makes a very strong case, based on solid circumstantial evidence, that the Aug. 21 chemical strike in the Damascus suburbs was indeed a premeditated provocation by the Syrian opposition.
“The extent of U.S. foreknowledge of this provocation needs further investigation because available data puts the ‘horror’ of the Barack Obama White House in a different and disturbing light.”
In other words, Limbaugh explained, “Al Qaida was setting off chemical weapons on their own people … to create the situation where we take Bashir out for them because they can’t do it themselves.”
So, in that case: Obama is on the same bill as the Bushes. What we should be asking about this is, What’s in this for the global elites in Congress? Because there is no interest in it for the American people.
Nobody’s Perfect: Man-Grown Weed VS Man-Made Weed
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, we have a battle between man-made marijuana, and man-grown marijuana.
Let’s start with the man-grown Locoweed, which caused a fire:
Crews are continuing to make progress on the two-week-old wildfire that has scorched 222,777 acres in and around Yosemite National Park.
More than 5,000 firefighters are battling the blaze, which has so far cost $60 million in state and federal funds, said U.S. Forest Service spokesman Trevor Augustino.
Cal Fire spokesman Daniel Berlant issued the good news early on Labor Day, adding that the Rim Fire has now charred 235,841 acres, or 368 square miles – more than seven times the size of San Francisco. (We) highly suspect that it might be some sort of illicit grove, marijuana grow-type thing.” His comments come at the 6:24 minute mark of a 20-minute briefing, and he underscores there is no official cause, just that it’s “highly suspect.”
When they say it’s “highly suspect” that means that California has had fires set by illegal Mexican drug lords for years now. (Don’t tell John McCain) There was a big one in Santa Barbara County in 2009, that burned 75,000 acres. That fire started in the cooking area of the pot farm, and even Arnold the Terminator couldn’t catch the illegal’s, who no doubt, just moved into Colorado where stink-weed has now been legalized which is the perfect introduction for our second Nobody’s Perfect contestant—–
That slot goes to a man-made reefer called Black Mamba!
Spice,” “K2″ or “Black Mamba” are the names of a drug that is a form of synthetic marijuana. The drug is distributed in little packets. It can be 800 times more potent than THC the chemical in marijuana that makes you high.
Police believe that a bad batch of the synthetic drug is being spread around and has left more than 60 people in area emergency rooms. Several of those are on life support.
At University Hospital those hospitalized for using the drug are having seizures. Many are in comas and several are on life support.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for this week?
The illegal pot growing drug lords…it was NOT a hard decision.
Frankly, I don’t care about the idiots who smoked Black Mamba and are lying somewhere in a coma because they were stupid enough to smoke that crap…people die of bad drugs every day, It’s an individual risk they take on their own. 
BUT…putting our National Sequoias in jeopardy? Trees that have grown for thousands of years, (and whom I have NOT SEEN yet!) have been threatened because some dipstick illegal drug runners want to get rich by coming into OUR country and screwing up OUR national forests so that they don’t have to try to bring it across the border?! Nobody ever talks about all the animals they have killed off, and homes and lives they have destroyed.
All illegal marijuana growers that cause fires anywhere in America should be rounded up and put in a solitary jail cells with a pound of Black Mamba, rolling papers, and boxes of Mama Leoni’s pizza.
On the door there should be a permanent signs that reads: No resuscitation.
Thank you Comrades!
Nobody Reports
Happy Worker’s Day Comrades! For those of you who are working hard to support the 47 percent who are not working, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
The Muslim Brotherhood wants to thank you for all the support.
The IRS wants to thank you for your support.
The NEA wants to thank you for your support.
The people receiving food stamps want to thank you for all your hard work. And we expect more from you in the future BECAUSE:
The decline in labor force participation is not a new problem. After peaking at 67.3% in early 2000, the rate has been falling ever since. As these trends continue, the Chicago Fed expects the labor force participation rate will keep falling, hitting 62.4% by 2020.
That poses a problem for a variety of reasons.
It hits tax revenue and makes it harder to fund social safety nets like Social Security. Not to mention, it’s likely to increase income inequality.
Most importantly though, it makes the U.S. economy less productive and weighs on growth.
Obama, sends his thanks for all those time you had to skip your family vacations because he needs to take them every other week.
It’s a tough job you know.
Yes, Comrades! I know many of you have to work today, on this holiday celebrating workers of America, but remember….you are the reason Obama can give away cell phones.
Thanks! Keep up the good work! Go ahead and enjoy that extra shot of caramel mocha at Starbucks…you deserve it!
Nobody LIKES Russian Commercials!
Nobody Gets Email
I don’t know about you, but I am pretty tired of commercials. I especially HATE how they have all the commercials timed at the same time, so that even if you change the channel to get away from them, you only go to another channel and get…a commercial! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The other day, we were watching old TV reruns on Netflix, a program called Kojack—and the hour-long program seemed like two to me. And then I realized…the commercial breaks were much shorter back in the 70’s. Now, you might get 30 minutes of program, and 30 minutes of advertising. The radio has gotten just as bad.
But, I don’t think I would ever get tired of these two Russian commercials. Really–how in the world did they make two cars do that on ice? I know, there are probably lots of editing going on, but really. It’s a car love story. I just love it when people are clever.
And the last one…is just plain fun. It’s a tampon commercial. And actually, brilliant.
(Thanks to JR.)
Enjoy!
List of Democrats Who Voted For UN Gun Control
Nobody Gets Email


Obama: Forget the Misdemeanor, THIS is High Crime!
Nobody Remembers
Let’s remember–our current clear and present danger: I usually post some fun historical fact on Friday…but I thought THIS video, sent to me by the people at Floyd, was so important that everyone should be aware of it before the weekend, or before Obama launches missiles into Syria. .
Nobody should remember what happens in history when tyrannical megalomaniacs are not stopped.
I know it’s a bit long, but the implications of Obama, paying the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt without Congress even knowing about it–with the help of his brother in Kenya, and putting the United States in imminent danger by FUNDING the Muslim Brotherhood throughout the Middle East—- screams for impeachment. If Obama attacks Syria, without Congressional approval, he should be impeached. He’s making a habit of ignoring the Constitution.
There is no question that Jerome Corsi’s investigative journalism can be deemed top-rated.
Please take a half hour out of your day to hear this, because you are probably not going to hear any of this on TV. And if you do, it will be after the fact.
The Little Nobody Gets a Victory: MLK Gets Some Lame Speeches
Nobody Wins
Nobodies CAN win on occasion, and I think we should celebrate each and every victory.
So better late than never: A young girl named Andrea Hernandez won a big court victory this month…she took on the big, bad, school system:
A Texas girl who was suspended for refusing to wear a student ID card implanted with a radio-frequency identification chip is being re-admitted to her former high school where fall classes begin Monday, her lawyers said today.
The flap concerns Andrea Hernandez, who will be a junior at John Jay High in San Antonio. She was suspended in January and sued the Northside Independent School District on privacy and religious grounds.
She lost the case and began attending another school that did not require pupils to wear the ID badges. The girl’s lawyers said today that she is returning to the magnet school where the highly contested legal battle commenced. That’s because the district has abandoned its year-long RFID-student monitoring program. Schools across the nation are slowly adopting them as well, despite the Northside district quietly deciding last month to discontinue RFID chips on the grounds that they were ineffective.
Like most state-financed schools, the district’s budget is tied to average daily attendance. If a student is not in his seat during morning roll call, the district doesn’t receive daily funding for that pupil because the school has no way of knowing for sure if the student is there.
By the way, Andrea, who is Christian, said the badge signified Satan, or the Mark of the Beast warning in Revelations 13:16-18.
The remarkable thing about this is…she LOST the case, and yet, there must have been a lot of outcry from other parents about the ID chips– because the school abandoned them.
Andrea, for her bravery, just saved the Constitution for all those kids.
But—compare that to what happened today. Nobody Wins, when the Democrats use the Martin Luther King 50th celebration as a political rally for all their liberal agenda’s: like Common Core, ‘voting rights’ (which they already have) and the endless blaming of the countries problem on the “other side”— meaning the white conservatives, to further divide the nation instead of uniting it, as Martin Luther King spoke about.
Trayvon was made a hero, and Obama mentioned water boarding. (I told you he would) Obama’s speech was pretty lame.
To watch a President complain about the sad state of the country HE is running, all the while acting as if he is just a bystander, witnessing it all with the rest of us, while it’s HIS policies that have destroyed the job market, (Obamacare was passed without one Republican vote)—is nothing short of astounding.
To see the President of the teacher’s association get up and whine about how bad the schools are when she is in charge of it—As if…these people are getting paid for their jobs, but uh…well, they are just there to observe——
Again: astounding. It’s like a woman who cooks a dinner that is burnt and uneatable, and then complains that the meal is uneatable, but it’s not her fault. 
The communists, like Van Jones on CNN, were all ecstatic at the day’s events, but anyone else watching thought it was all the same old promises, the same old blames, and the same old worn out democratic speeches.
Looking back on the speeches, I read this comment today on WND and thought it fit the day well. Eric nails its:
Erik Rush, author of “Negrophilia: From slave block to pedestal – America’s racial obsession,” told WND, “It shouldn’t be particularly surprising that a subculture of young, angry black men is proliferating under President Obama. While his tone when addressing matters of race and racial tension is usually measured and compassionate, his rhetoric is what I call ‘artfully divisive.’ It legitimizes and reinforces all of the worst beliefs of propagandized blacks, as well as the more militant and radical worldview of those who subscribe to same. His administration has also labored furtively but very effectively to heighten racial tension, I submit in order to precipitate civil unrest and thereby advance its communist agenda.”

















