Why..Do Movie Stars Help Bill Clinton Again?
Nobody Flashes
Does somebody want to tell me what exactly are all these famous movie stars doing promoting Bill Clinton’s big NGO piggy bank, which goes under the name of the Clinton Foundation?
At first, I thought they were making fun of us. And then I thought, “How much do all these people get paid for this?” Or more importantly…who exactly DO they work for?
I’m trying to figure out what in the world they were trying to say in this, but it’s so stupid, and so NOT funny, you got me.
If I was making that, I would have put Monica Lewinsky in it saying, “I think we should sell pizza!” And then Bill could come in at the end and say, and permit me to paraphrase: “I did NOT have sex with that…pizza.”
We all could use a bit more humor than this lame excuse for talent…don’t you think?
It’s a Good Day for Alex Baldwin
Nobody’s Fool
You know it’s a good day, when Gaddafi gets shot, and one of our biggest liberals goes down to the “Occupy Wal Street” crowd and tells them that they really don’t want to get rid of Capitalism, especially that great Bank Capitol One, which is making Alex a fortune right now.
Alex Baldwin: that paragon of capitlaism…comes out of the Marxist closet. Does that mean the other liberals will start thinking that they might actually lose a few bucks if this March to Marxism continues?
Nobody Wonders.—What is it with all those Muslim dictators crawling into holes?
Like I said…it’s a good day, not even Obama coming out and praising all the “young” of the world to get up and fight for “revolution” …spoiled it.
So now we know: Alex Baldwin is not the fool we thought.
Nobody Thinks very soon, Alex Baldwin will announce he is running for office…that’s the only thing that would explain his strange behavior. In the meantime, you have to admit…the guy is funny.
Do Not Pass Go…Do Not Watch ESPN Football…
Nobody Wins—-
when a President of the United States starts attacking our fine home-grown musicians. It seems Obama could not let well enough alone…Gibson guitar was just the start.
Now, since Hank Williams Jr. made a funny comment comparing President Obama playing golf with Speaker Beohner to Hitler playing with Netenyahu, the liberals couldn’t take it. Hank lost his contract to ESPN.
The message? You do not criticize the President in the United States of America without repercussions. At least the one named Obama.
Hank went and walked out and took all his rowdy friends with him, and that included this nobody.
I suppose the next theme song will be— “Isn’t HE LOVELY..Isn’t he wonderful? Life is O000baaaaamaaaaaa…We just need four year mor’…” by Stevie Wonder.
Where’s “the bear” when you need him?
I’m hanging out at Hank’s house…with his daddy’s gun. ESPN can get Paul McCartney to sing “Live and Let Die” for all I care. I won’t be watching.
Roseanne Barr Wants to Behead the Rich, Forget the Taxes!
Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won’t Give Up Wealth.
Nobody’s Opinion
The big new is money. Money that some have, money that others don’t have. And the problem is the really big money truly is at the top. Everyone knows it. If you are Libertarian: then it’s the Fed’s fault. If you are a Republican: then it’s Obama’s fault for putting us trillions more in debt: If you’re a Democrat, then its Wall Street that did it.
Doesn’t matter who did it. Odds are– all of the above is the answer. And what many of the people all over the world are extremely mad about is: their present and future has been stolen in some kind of gigantic super stealth, well-planned gigantic global heist-fest. Globalization has attached everyone to everyone else, and when one falls, everyone goes down.
Those in the upper class have the lifeboats. 
Whoever thought of this play-manual, had holes in his head, and gold in his teeth.
No one is spending. And the whole world depends on it.
All the economists say we are headed for high inflation, and riots, and because we have a Democrat in the White House, a Marxist by all admissions: he is encouraging riots all over the world.
There are riots being fanned by an Anonymous V-Mask on YOUTUBE…by of course, Obama and his teams, who wants to tax the rich. For all those desperate college students, and laid off teachers, it seems like the only “fair” thing to do.
I thought we were over the ‘hippie” stage, but look at any of the riot videos, and it’s like the sixties all over again.
So, in order to punch up the riot scene, Obama’s supports are not only suggesting canceling elections, they are suggestion…are you ready for some work, drug lords?
The guillotine. 
Nobody’s Perfect: Yes, Rosanne Barr, who is running for both President of the United States and Israel, wants to put the CEO’s of Wall Street on the guillotine, and start a world French Revolution. (see video above link) That woman has not been the same since Tom Arnold left, after she gave the vagina finger to our National Anthem at Dodgers Stadium. 
Can you imagine Sara Palin saying this? Rosanne must have lost a lot of money in the market…poor thing. I think she should join the Taliban and get some practice first.
Nobody Cares: Yale is doing economic research with Capuchins Monkeys. They have taught them to use money to buy their food and found out Monkeys don’t save, they spend all their “cash” at once, and there is spontaneous evidence of larceny.
“They would rip off the tokens form each other and use at every opportunity” –Mental Floss
Their findings they conclude, point to genetic human behavior that spans back 35 million years.
Practice make perfect!
Nobody Knows: They are blaming Wal-Mart for the new debit charge at Bank of America. Wal-Mart lobbied Congress (with some other companies) to get rid of the stores paying a fee for the use of cards;
Bank of America has switched to the model they find second best. If they can’t make the stores cover the costs of debit cards, make the consumers pay a share.
Nobody Thinks that Wal-Mart will someday be the baggiest bank in the world. Will we someday see Michelle Obama shopping at Wal-Mart? I think I’ll send her some of my Wall Martian videos. Those people really NEED a loan. 
Nobody Wins: And with economic depressions– you have a run of suicides. Two men are in the news for killing themselves. Patrick Graves lost his job at Goodrich, and Richard Donoghue killed himself after Oprah Winfrey promised him $25,000 dollars for his house (she was going to give it to a disabled person) and then, she didn’t give it to him.
I guess he wasn’t disabled enough.
The experts are rushing to say. “Well, they suffered from depression anyway!”
Gee. That explains it.
Nobody Flashes: The mobs are in every city now, and in a Pivan Cocktail moment of excitement, they want to use violence.
Here’s a quote from a participant.
“A government is an entity which holds the monopolistic right to initiate force,”
“This seems a little ironic when protesters complain about being physically assaulted by police in the same breath.”
Nobody Wonders: So, if the tea party was violent, (according to our Homeland Security) then what do we call people who want the government to use “force” and behead people. Liberating Henchmen?
Nobody Fool: Remember, Ross Perot warned us that this would happen.
Nobody Remembers: History records that in 1913 President Woodrow Wilson approved the Federal Reserve Act but later reflected that his actions “unwittingly ruined my country.”
Wilson also said that since the U.S. system of credit is concentrated in the hands of a few, “We have become … one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world.”
Nobody Reports: Well, he started this mess, which proves once these idiots called “our leaders” around the world, figure out that they really screwed up, it will be too late.
The riots will continue, it’s all about the money. Obviously, the monkeys are running the world.
Martha Raye VS Sean Penn
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Nobody Knows…
This lady lived probably before most of my readers time: BUT, if you ever watch the old movie channels you will recognize this woman. Her name was Martha Raye. After you read this, and you think about the movie stars in our generation, you will wonder like me: WHAT happened to them? For instance: Here we see Sean Penn holding the Egyptian flag, supporting the revolution…in EGYPT. Most of them are anti-American. (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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This is a great story about a great woman. I was unaware of her credentials or where she is buried. Most of the old time entertainers were made out of a lot sterner stuff than today’s crop of activists and whiners. The following is from an Army Aviator who takes a trip down memory lane:
It was just before Thanksgiving ’67 and we were ferrying dead and wounded from a large GRF west of Pleiku. We had run out of body bags by noon, so the Hook ( CH-47 CHINOOK) was pretty rough in the back. All of a sudden, we heard a ‘take-charge’ woman’s voice in the rear.
There was the singer and actress, Martha Raye, with a SF ( Special Forces) beret and jungle fatigues, with subdued markings, helping the wounded into the Chinook, and carrying the dead aboard. ‘Maggie’ had been visiting her SF ‘heroes’ out ‘west’.
We took off, short of fuel, and headed to the USAF hospital pad at Pleiku. As we all started unloading our sad pax’s, a ‘Smart Ass’ USAF Captain said to Martha…. Ms Ray, with all these dead and wounded to process, there would not be time for your show!
To all of our surprise, she pulled on her right collar and said…..Captain, see this eagle? I am a full ‘Bird’ in the US Army Reserve, and on this is a ‘Caduceus’ which means I am a Nurse, with a surgical specialty….now, take me to your wounded. He said, yes mam’…. Follow me.Several times at the Army Field Hospital in Pleiku, she would ‘cover’ a surgical shift, giving a nurse a well-deserved break.
Martha is the only woman buried in the SF (Special Forces) cemetery at Ft. Bragg . 
Ronald Reagan Saw a UFO?
Nobody Knows
—that Ronald Reagan saw a UFO, and wanted to build Star Wars, not only to protect us from the Russians, but also from any visitors from other planets. Not to mention, who knew Dan was selling Vodka?
Now, we know!
Ray Stevens Gives Clues to Obama’s Speech…
Nobody Knows …
Why I like this guy, but I do. “President” Obama is going to give his speech on the “budget” and “jobs” but Ray Stevens sums it up for you…you won’t even have to listen to it.
I’ve had one of those days…you know the kind, you’re on schedule and then…someone calls you from the past, and you spend two hours catching up, and then admits a high school crush on your best friend, who just lost a husband, and so you call HER up, and before you know it..you tell her, and the world is spinning with possibilities and laughter and…then all of a sudden, you find out the world of politics is exactly the same as it was yesterday, and that essay on the stupidity of some Muslim women that was in your head seems to evade you,..along with he fact that men cannot throw their 7- year- olds off a boat anymore without some slack.
The MOST important headline of the day was Obama making up his mind when to give his new budget/jobs speech, without upsetting half the country.
I’m going out on a limb and predict that tomorrow…Obama will play golf.
(Thanks to Pattie)
Nobody’s Perfect: Maxine Waters VS Janeane Garofalo
Nobody’s Perfect
Let’s just all admit it. If you have any tea party spirit at all, you just have to love these two riotous, rippling, ringleader raspers. Let’s take Maxine first. She is so mad at those white-lily, descendants of white-lily founders that she just has to come out and express her anger…”They can all go to Hell!”
Makes you just want to go out and find some other tea-party patriots, gather around the tea-party fire, and toast each other with a big glass of Sam Adams Beer.
Los Angeles, the city Maxine represents, is the finest example of just what hell looks like, or maybe it’s actually the real destination, and Maxine is the devil’s left-handed woman, so why she wants all the tea party people in America to show up on her doorstep is beyond me.
I just want her to get mad enough to throw that wig down, stomp on it, and then say, “I’m mad as hell, and I’m taking it anymore!” Come on Maxine..get that lily-white suit dirty! Obama can’t get mad, according to your big buddy Danny Glover.. but you can. Give us more!
And then, there’s Janeane Garofalo—the girl who couldn’t compete with all the other girls, so she got herself some big glasses and made herself ‘superior.’ The tea party is driving Janenae CRAZY. You would think by looking at her, that her mother was at Woodstock, and got picked up by a stranger, who got her mother pregnant, only to leave them both to join the Marines. Okay. So I make that up. Her father…get ready for it..was an Exxon Oil executive. You know, he fed her, and gave her a college education by…cough…working. The nerve of the guy. Is it any wonder why she is depressed?
In the sixties Janeane would have been what we called a blownout stoneer. 
But Janenane has said:
“Let’s be very honest about what this is about. This in not about bashing Democrats: it’s not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea Party was about. They don’t know their history at all. It’s about hating a black man in the White House. That is racism straight up. This is nothing but a bunch of teabaggingrednecks.”
AND…
” Here’s what the right-wing has in, there’s no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.”
So, MS Gorofala…thinks that tea party people HATE..but what she does is…fluffy. Intelligent. Truthful. And that’s why she got a tatoo…
No, I’m kidding. Here’s the really scary part. Garofalo got a degree in American History, and Political Science. Don’t ask me how that happened. What’s that tell you about the American educational system?
Janeane has absolutely no interest in sex, and has said so. I’m NOT making that up. Nobody thinks, if she took off the dark glasses, took a bath, stop smoking and drinking..who know? Maybe she’d meet a real smart conservative like her father, and stop picking on white people.
Being a real racist is tough. Both racist gals are losing it. Sam Adams…is smiling, and I’m having fun watching it.
Jane Fonda Wants You Back!
There she was on Charlie Rose: Lady Jane Seymour Fonda, better known as the woman who started out as a sex symbol, then actress…turned into a communist anti-war activist, then “feminist,” then exercise guru, and now, she is out trying to get everyone to forget about what she did as a young woman, and well…Let her put all her exercise tapes and books on QVC. You see, too many people protested about her being on the channel, and they took her off.
Jane might be a lot of things but, she knows business. She is apologizing right and left about her stupid activities during the war, and also emphasizing that she is a Christian. Smart PR. And how did she become a “Christian?”, Charlie asked, as if he was asking how in the world she got leprosy.
She went to a lot of political activities and talked to Jimmy Carter, she said.
Yeah—- there’s her problem right there. Jane is ALWAYS talking to the wrong people.
During the 1960s Fonda engaged in political activism in support of the Civil Rights Movement and in opposition to the Vietnam war. Fonda’s visits to France brought her into sympathetic contact with what she later characterized as “small-c communism”: Leftist French intellectuals who were opposed to war.
(Tell me…does communism come in different c cup sizes?)
While watching her banter with Charlie, I thought: she’s good. She apologized profusely about the horrible things she did during the Vietnam war…sitting on that cannon..aimed at our boys. Heck, even I bought her remorse. But tonight I have to remember…Jane Fonda is one of the best actresses on the planet.
Fonda:
The photo exists, delivering its message regardless of what I was doing or feeling. I carry this heavy in my heart. I have apologized numerous times for any pain I may have caused servicemen and their families because of this photograph. It was never my intention to cause harm .
The question is: does she really mean it? Nobody Thinks so, but it’s a bit too late.
And just look at her. At 73, she looks almost a young 45, due to picking the right plastic surgeons. Nobody thinks she looks better than she ever has. (FACE) Money has it’s perks.
Many people would say that poor Jane just couldn’t help turning out as she did. Born into a very liberal Hollywood family, and then: her mother committing suicide when she was 12. Yeah, rich or poor, that’s rough. But did she have to take it out on us?
Jane has apologize for causing so much heartache during a time when thousands of men were sent to Vietnam— many to die. Did she think they WANTED to be there? Sure, we all felt the war was insane, and we hated it, and we all thought we should not even be there, but Hanoi Jane took it a step further.
According to Wikipedia:
Fonda said she had no regrets about the broadcasts she made on Radio Hanoi, something she asked the North Vietnamese to do.
But Jane wasn’t the only one doing damage: John Kerry comes to mind, and he’s still in the Senate.
Nobody Thinks, not only was she doing it for her own compassionate reasons, she was just plain stupid, as many leftist/ liberals are. They want to save the world, to make themselves feel better. And it’s hard to believe that she was that naive to NOT know she was hurting the boys in the field, but her feelings were much more important.
“See what a good person I am?” It’s as if an invisible mommy is lying on their shoulder. It’s as if these people fly high in their planes over the world, and never come down to really see it. They have no clue. No kind of injustice has ever happened to them I guess. I don’t know. What makes these people think like they do?
After the war, Jane made the exercise videos and life went on. She had a good product and if people had not bought her tapes due to her past, she would have never become the millionaire that she is.
But, the war was not her only “mistake.” She has been right up there with every feminist movement ever given a stage. She demonstrated with Women in Black against Israel’s occupation of the West Bank and Gaza Strip.
Has Jane said a word about the poor treatment of the billions of Muslim woman who live is slavery? Has she done a protest in front of a Mosque?
I don’t know. You tell me. The “feminists” from the sixties now just want to know if they have the right vibrator, and that’s in Jane’s new book too.
Ted Turner left her for a younger woman. She said he couldn’t take her “religion.” Whatever. She was just dumped for a newer model, something that all feminists were always complaining about, and any woman worth her salt would have damned the action: but not Jane. She learned a lot from Ted, she said: Why, he could look up in the air and recognize a red falcon!
(Okay, maybe she is dense.)
But, with Charlie gushing over her every breathe, she looked to me to be wanting the very thing every single feminist in the world tries to act like she doesn’t want: adoration. Especially from men. Jane Fonda, wants to be the sexy woman, at 73, that she always wanted to be…you see, she always thought of herself as an ugly duckling, and I see nothing wrong with that. I only wish she’d admit it.
You have to admit one thing…she stuck to her liberal views and has never wavered, and I am going to read her new book, because, I know NOTHING about vibrators, or why feminist are such terrible mothers.
And Jane is going to tell me.
Jane Fonda, is Nobody’s Fool. Whatever you many think of her politics, that woman does one thing extremly well: she makes money. Good for her.
Gene Simmons Predicts Presidency
Nobody Cares
Gene Simmons declares that Rick Perry is going to be our next President. How does he know that?
“I voted for President Bush. I voted for President Clinton. I voted for President Obama…”
In other words, maybe we should blame Gene Simmons for the mess we are in! If he is right, and Rick Perry gets elected, we will continue on the same old, same old road to globalization. But Gene Simmons and Glenn Beck will be happy.
Yes, Glenn loves Texas so much, he is moving there. The schools are crummy, but hey, his daughters will never get a certain sexual virus due to the fact that Perry signed an executive order that all Texas girls must have a certain vaccine or else.
Frankly, that stinks of a dictator. It should be up to the parents. NOT the governor. What kind of mandates will come down from him when he becomes President?
The “We the people” candidates are being hammered. Michelle made one little mistake, she got Elvis’ birthday mixed up with his death day.
You don’t do that in America and get by with it. What a shame.
And personally—I think he is already picked, because…why? Because the Bushes have already come out against him. He is so much like Bush it’s scary: Texas governor, gets along really well with Muslims, and helped make the Texas/Mexican/ Superhighway happen. Knows how to fly a plane. BUT..he says he is different because he believes in small government.
He has to distanced himself from them or he will never win. And since they are all for the “party” it’s no surprise that Rove is already attacking him. Rove KNOWS it will only work in his favor.
Then again: Obama said all it takes is “one lone” attack on the United States, and well, he will rocket back into a second term. Look what the Oklahoma bombing did for Clinton, and 9/11 did for Bush.
This nobody thinks, no matter how wonderful it was that “Obama” got bin Laden, it was cancelled out by the stupid mistake of putting all those Navy Seals in the clumsy helicopter, it’s as if they were handed to our enemy on a silver platter.
And maybe, they were.
Today I was listening to Rush Limbaugh, when a man who had fled Cuba during the missile crisis called in and warned Rush that Obama was a communist and we’d better get rid of him soon. He remembered Castro all too well, and compared Obama to him.
And that’s the sad part. Cuba will never recover from Castro, and someday, we might be saying the same thing.
It’s won’t matter who is elected, because thee is still time for him to cause more damage….and the question should be to all the candidates: .Will YOU undo what he has done?
We must ask them all that, and make them promise.
As for Gene Simmons. He’s a smart guy. He’s going to go with whomever makes him money. And what I really want like to know is: Did Gene Simmons vote for Ronald Reagan?
If he did, then I forgive him.
Nobody Loves Larry the Cable Guy
Now…I’ve learned a lot from Glenn, but for all his wonderful lessons on the founders and the sad state of our affairs, he leaves us with little hope…he’s great, but I feel like having a tequila afterwards. I’m always talking to the TV and saying, “Sure, I’ll stock up on food when I get the MONEY to stock up on food Glenn, but this week’s grocery bill won’t let me.”
And in this world where men can be fired for making a joke about their testitcles, Larry’s jokes are a refreshing change, where women know it’s all in good fun. Larry lets the guys be guys, and you know, the sex jokes are really funny.
So, Larry…if you’re listening..”GET IT DONE BOY!” Nobody loves ya!
Nobody Says: Hey, Bill Maher, Larry new program is eating you for lunch! What’ s that? You’re giving me the finger? You giving AMERICA the finger? Why don’t you move somewhere less…American.
Somewhere…like France.
Nobody Questions George Lucas
Nobody’s Fool:A fine answer if ever there was one.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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