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Nobody’s Email: WHY Obama & Michelle No Longer Practice Law

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Instead of offering $5 million dollars for Obama to show his college records, Donald Trump should have just reminded everyone WHY Obama and Michelle are no longer lawyers. If you believe this email (and I do) it was because they were about to be disbarred.

By the way, we all know that Obama would never take Trump’s money, because Obama spent millions of his own trying to hide his records, no amount of money would entice him to do such a thing. So it was all just showmanship for Trump, who would never make a bet he would lose. Let’s hope someone reminds America of this little “bump in the road.”

Thanks to Pattie

Why our president “gave up” his law license

Lawyers: Why our  president “gave up” his law license. And so did his “lawyer” wife, too. THIS should be a real eye-opener. And every statement is backed up by a link to  verification. Make sure this makes the rounds before election day.

I knew they had both lost their law license, but I didn’t know why until I read this. This is legit. It can be confirmed at https://www.iardc.org, HTTPS://www.iardc.org  (Illinois Attorney Registration And   Disciplinary Committee). It’s the official arm of lawyer discipline in Illinois, and they are very strict and mean as hell. (Talk about irony.) Even  I, at the advanced age of almost 65, maintain my law license (at the cost of approximately $600/year) that I worked so hard and long to earn.

Former Constitutional Law Lecturer and U.S. President Makes Up Constitutional Quotes During State Of The Union (SOTU) Address. Consider this:

1. President Barack Obama, former editor of the Harvard Law Review, is no longer a  “lawyer.” He surrendered his license back in 2008 in order to escape charges  he lied on his bar application. A “Voluntary Surrender” is not something  where you decide, “Gee, a license is not really something I need anymore, is it?” and forget to renew your license. No, a “Voluntary Surrender” is  something you do when you’ve been accused of something, and you “voluntarily surrender” your license five seconds before the state suspends you.

2 Michelle Obama “voluntarily surrendered” her law license in 1993 after a  federal judge gave her the choice between surrendering her license or standing trial for insurance fraud.

3. So, we have the first black President and First Lady – who don’t actually have licenses to practice law. Facts. Source:http://jdlong.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/pres-barack-obama-editor-of-the-Harvard-law-review-has-no-law-license/

4. A senior lecturer is one thing, a fully ranked law professor is another.  Barack Obama was NOT a Constitutional Law Professor at the University of Chicago.

5. The University of Chicago released a statement in March 2008 saying Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) “served as a professor” in the law school — but that is  a title Obama, who taught courses there part-time, never held, a spokesman  for the school confirmed in 2008.

6. “He did not hold the title of Professor of Law,” said Marsha Ferziger Nagorsky, an Assistant Dean for Communications and Lecturer in Law at the   University of Chicago School of Law. Source:http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2008/03/sweet_obama_did_hold_the_title.HTML

7. The former Constitutional Senior Lecturer (Obama) cited the US. Constitution during his State of the Union Address. Unfortunately, the quote he cited was from the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution.

8. Video: http://www.breitbart.tv/did-obama-confuse-the-constitution-with-the-declaration-of-independence/

9. Free Republic: In the State of the Union Address, President Obama said: “We find unity in our incredible diversity, drawing on the promise enshrined in our Constitution: the notion that we are all created equal.”

10. Wrong citing, wrong founding document. The promises are not a “notion.”  Our founders named them “unalienable rights.” The document is our Declaration of Independence, and it reads: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that   all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

11. And this is the same guy who lectured the Supreme Court  moments later in the same speech? When you are a phony it’s hard to keep facts straight. Keep this moving — educate   others. It is important to forward to your entire address book. Do it now if you care about this country.

October 28, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Constitution, corruption, Uncategorized | , , , | 1 Comment

What’s in a “Racist” Dictionary?

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There is certainly one thing that has been extremely annoying about having our first mulatto President. Wait…no…I mean our first BLACK President. (Was that a racist remark?) I don’t know. And that’s the point, it seems that if you say,  “Obama is a ketchup eater” —you WILL be called a racist.

And today it seems, the ‘racist’ Sarah Palin said this:

“Why the lies? Why the cover up? Why the dissembling about the cause of the murder of our ambassador on the anniversary of the worst terrorist attacks on American soil? We deserve answers to this. President Obama’s shuck and jive shtick with these Benghazi lies must end,” Palin wrote.

According to the user-submitted Urban Dictionary, the term “originally referred to the intentionally misleading words and actions that African-Americans would employ in order to deceive racist Euro-Americans in power, both during the period of slavery and afterwards.”

Wow. Who knew that the black community used to try to deceive, rob, and harm “racist” European Americans? I didn’t.

And if the shoe fits, why can’t we say it? I’d say Sarah used the perfect selection of words. Notice that when Joe Biden was addressing a mostly black audience he talked like a “black” man and threatened that they (meaning all the blacks) would all go back into chains if Romney was elected.

That’s the way to talk to those plantation negroes Joe! Put them in their place!

Also notice, how he got out of that “racist” comment. Joe Biden could call Obama his long-john looped homeboy nigga nimrod, and everyone would just laugh

Here’s Joe’s “racist” comments in August:

Nobody Says that Nobody Wins when you lose your free speech rights, and so Nobody quotes from the dictionary of Slang and Euphemism:

Joe Biden is a batshit dipwad, and Obama is a joto beamer.

Look it up. Lots of people have dictionaries, but Nobody Wins when you can’t criticize your President because he’s black.

October 24, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, American History, Barack Obama, Black History, Sarah Palin | , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Email: Michelle Obama’s Jobs Growth Program

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Have you noticed? Obama and Michelle haven’t taken one of their expensive vacations this year. Well, here’s some fine facts from the Canadian Free Press that will get you to thinking, that if these two are reelected, YOU will be lucky to even be able to afford your next vacation at the “Putt-Putt” down the street. And you can be sure that, as soon as the election is over, they will be going on their most expensive vacations EVER. (Not to mention more rapper parties in the White House.) Remember as you are looking at all these “salaries” –How many “social” people are working for Obama? Next time someone makes fun of Mitt’s wife having horses, they should suggest that “At least she doesn’t need 22 people to get her dressed. ” (Thanks to Tom Beebe)

First Lady Michelle Obama’s Servant List and Pay Scale

The First Lady Requires More Than Twenty Attendants (That’s 22 to be exact)

1. $172,200         Sher, Susan (Chief of Staff)

2. $140,000         Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady.

3. $113,000         Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Services)

4.$102,000          Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady )

5. $100,000         Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady)

6. $90,000           Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady)

7. $84,000           Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)

8. $75,000           Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady,)

9.70,000              Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady.)

10. $65,000         Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)

11. $64,000         Reinstein, Jospeh B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)

12. $62,000         Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator for the First Lady.

13. $60,000         Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady.)

14. $57,500         Lewis, Dana, M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)

15. $52,500         Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

16. $50,000         Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special-2 Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide to the First Lady)

17. $45,000         Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

18. $43,000         Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)

19. $40,000         Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief of Staff to the First Lady)

20. $36,000         Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)

21  $35,000         Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)

22.  $35,000        Jackson, Deila A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

(This is community organizing at its finest.)

NOTE: This does not include makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, and “First Hairstylist” Johnny Wright, 31, both of whom traveled aboard Air Force One to Europe.

There has NEVER been anyone in the White House at any time who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation of the First Lady’s social life. One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary only had three: Jackie Kennedy one: Laura Bush one: and prior to Mamie Eisenhower social help came from the President’s own pocket.

Friends, these salaries add up to six million, three hundred sixty-four thousand dollars ($6,364,000) for the 4 years of office? And we are in a recession? Well, most of us are. I guess it’s okay to spend wildly when it’s not your own money.

Yes, Yes, I know. The Canadian Free Press has to publish this because the USA media is too scared they might be considered racist.

SORRY USA!

October 13, 2012 Posted by | corruption, Michelle Obama | , , | 2 Comments

Michelle’s Not So Victorious Victory School Lunches

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Alex, is a big boy for 14. I have watched him grow up, and fill out, and last summer he was what you could call..obese.  I’d always see him at the pool—he never swam. Puberty had hit him, and he was there for the girls. And every day, he would get a big Mountain Dew.

“Hey, Alex, if you would quit drinking  that big Mountain Dew each day, and swim a few laps, you’d be thin by the end of the summer!”

He smiled really big. “I know! But I can’t stop drinking Mountain Dew! I gotta have my Mountain Dew!”

Alex could care less. He was not about to give up his Mountain Dew.

My son, at 14 looked a lot like Alex. But, one day he found an old calorie counting book in my library and starting counting calories.  He lost all his fat. He learned so much about how to lose weight he now helps others do it. And he did it all by himself.

But not every kid, or adult is the same. We all have different metabolisms. Our food has changed. Even the healthy food we eat is deprived of nutrients because our soils have been depleted. We are not getting the nutrients they had so long ago.

And don’t even get me into Monsanto…but you can’t just blame it on the food.

When I was young, kids played baseball after school. We walked everywhere. Now it’s not safe anymore for the kids to walk to the parks or even to their friends homes.  Look around you, you hardly EVER see kids playing baseball or football in the parks. They are all playing video games….for hours on end.

And now, Obama and Michelle have decided that they know how to slim down the kids, and the kids are complaining about the new menu.  They hate it so much they are now throwing the food away,  and going hungry.

Under the new regulations, cafeterias are required to serve twice as many fruits and vegetables while limiting proteins and carbohydrates. For an average high school student, that means two baked fish nuggets, a cup of vegetables, half a cup of mashed potatoes, one whole grain roll and 8 ounces of fat free milk is the fuel that served to get them through their last four hours of classes.

“We hear them complaining around 1:30 or 2:00 that they are already hungry,” said Linda O’Connor, a high school English teacher at Wallace County High School in Sharon Springs, Kansas. “It’s all the students, literally all the students… you can set your watch to it.”

What does that tell you? These kids will store MORE fat due to stress.

Remember when Michelle starting planting gardens on the White House lawn? She didn’t start that. She stole that idea from Eleanor Roosevelt. Eleanor spurred 20 million home gardens by planting one on the White House grounds in 1943. But she didn’t go so far as to dictate the schools’ lunch menus.  Now we have millions of “community” gardens, thanks to Michelle. Commune living is being incubated all over the country…quietly.

So, what are they telling the kids that are hungry because a couple of carrots just doesn’t cut it for the whole day?

Snack.

Okay! Those kids will go to the nearest quickie mart and buy a nice big Mountain Dew  with some  Hostess Cupcakes, Twinkies, and Ding Dongs.

That’s what I would do, in fact, I used to do it. I never got fat from it. I walked everywhere.

Obesity is a problem, but everyone knows, the more exercise you get, the less you weigh.

Nobody Thinks they should put gym back into the schools.  When they took it out, all the kids started getting fat. Then the schools were so afraid of kids getting hurt, or bullied, or whatever—nobody was “equal” so they took it out.

The kids would lose weight, and not get hungry for cupcakes and soda. Their bodies would stop craving sugar. I know…Michelle got the “Let’s Move” program going—but how’s that working out? Like the rest of their big ideas…you see nothing.

You can’t tell people what to eat. They will rebel. Tell Michelle to keep her rules out of our schools.  It’s one thing to suggest healthy food, it’s quite another to control every single kid’s food intake for their whole day.

That’s a dictator. That’s not freedom…and Nobody Wins..

September 26, 2012 Posted by | Michelle Obama | , , , , , | 3 Comments

The Ritz in Tunisia is Waiting for YOU!

Nobody Cares

Today ‘President’ Obama finally came out and expressed the fact that America will NOT go into isolation, just because millions of Muslims all over the planet are shouting “Death to America”. No..at the funeral of the four American citizens that used to work for him, Obama was brave…because he knew in his heart…he didn’t make that hated video. Still the American people are not so sure…about all that hatred for us being shown across the planet.

Jay Carney, Obama spokesperson, had this to say to assure the American people that it’s not us, or Obama they hate, but that horrible video.

CARNEY: We also need to understand that this is a fairly volatile situation and it is in response not to United States policy, and not to, obviously, the administration, or the American people, but it is in response to a video, a film that we have judged to be reprehensible and disgusting. That in no way justifies any violent reaction to it, but this is not a case of protests directed at the United States writ large or at U.S. policy, this is in response to a video that is offensive to Muslims.

Well THIS video shows men destroying the US embassy in Tunisia, and I’m so glad to know that they didn’t burn that embassy down due to the fact that they think Americans are rich, fat, lazy, and immoral pigs, dogs, and infidels of the great Allah. Now we know, they won’t hurt that beautiful new Ritz Carlton that’s going up just a few miles from those riots today… because I’m sure the ever-popular American President Obama and his Mochelle will want to vacation there, when they go over to visit his home town. In fact, I’m sure they are expecting the Obama’s as soon as he is reelected…it will make a wonderful first vacation for the whole Obama family!

  • Tunisia is the smallest country in North Africa but that has not stopped Ritz-Carlton Hotel Company to open its first hotel there. The Ritz-Carlton Tunis, Carthage is located in Carthage-SidiBou Said, a suburb of Tunisia’s capital city Tunis and is set to open it doors in last quarter of 2014. The hotel with 129-suites will also spread out to accommodate seven food and beverage outlets, an expansive ballroom and destination spa. It is situated on the Mediterranean Sea, offering an exclusive beachfront setting next to the Presidential Palace. Carthage’s ancient ruins and heritage sites are also closely located.
  • So Pack your bags! Tunisia is waiting for YOU! And uh..try to book it when Obama is there…just in case, someone makes another video.

 

September 14, 2012 Posted by | Muslim Riots, Obama | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Michael Moore: A THREAT to our National Security

Nobody Flashes

Michelle Obama is on the front lines of protecting Americans from the mobs all over the world shouting “Death to America! Death to America”! She has announced that the greatest threat to American National Security is—

Michael Moore.

If you see this man, be sure to call your local FBI, the NSA, the ACLU, the army, the Marines, the Coast Guard, and the Navy Seals. If that fails, for five dollars you can send a direct email to the President who will make the proper response, and say that although Michael IS fat..(Michelle admitting today that fat people are a threat to us all.) —-Michael is not our enemy.

Don’t you listen to him.

(Nobody Makes this Stuff up)

September 13, 2012 Posted by | humor, Michelle Obama | , , , , | Leave a comment

What Nobody Found Out From Michelle Obama

Nobody Knows

Here’s what Nobody found out from watching Michelle Obama speak at her Convention.

FIRST: We found out that the empty chair has a dumpster coffee table in front of it.

We found out that Michelle Obama desperately wants to keep Obama in the White House, so that she can keep the dream alive for her and her daughters and take more vacations and buy more outfights.. and that she wants to get PAID for living the lifestyle of a QUEEN. She wants a salary for the next four years. Trust me, the President will give it to her. (Listen to the introduction.)

We found out that either: (1) They are desperate for the military vote OR (2)  they are planning a major war before the election and they will need men to fight it…or (3) both, because she talked more about the military  and their love for the military more than any other subject tonight.

We found out that while most of us that lived through the sixties, and all that race, and sexual women lib stuff we thought was over and done with…is not.  Obama and Michelle decided just to dig it all back up to try to make us all believe, that the sixties never happened. 

Neither did the civil war.

(And they don’t talk about Martin Luther King because people are finding out he was a Republican.)

We found out that not only does Michelle and her mom have the whitest teeth on the planet, it must cost a small fortune to keep them that way.

We found out that Michelle wasn’t going to let Mitt Romney’s wife get the ONLY pity card from MS,…Why Michelle’s dad had it too, and he had to crawl on his hands and knees just to kiss her goodnight.

We found out that Michelle and Obama got full college tuitions and her dad basically kept working to pay for their toothpaste.

We found out that Michelle thinks kids never got medical before Obama.

We found out that Obama’s poor grandmother was denied the big paychecks of men, and that’s why Obama wore shoes that didn’t fit.  

 We found out that Michelle really cares about military families. Why, they sent the whole Navy Seal Team, the ones who killed bin Laden..form letters to thank them!

We found out that even though Obama is in a different state every single day of the year, somehow he makes it back to the White House to eat dinner with his wife and kids, EVEN if they have to take different planes home..EVERY single night.  (Damn the cost, it’s important.)

     (Did Obama fly to Spain? Aspen? Mexico?)

We found out that Obama reads our letters EVERY NIGHT!

We found out that she credits the janitor of her schools for making her who she is.

We found out that she is running for President in 2016. Hillary be damned.

We found out that she can CRY at the end of a speech. On cue. Because she…cares.

What we didn’t find out, was the truth.

Except for one thing.— She did say this:

“Being President doesn’t change who you are: it reveals who you are.”

We now know what they both are: Marxist Frauds.(What ninny speechwriter put THAT into the speech?)

They want to give all the minorities everything, free housing, free college educations, free food, free Obamacare. (cough)

Nothing is free. It’s all being charged to YOU and future generations.  Michelle never mentioned that little point.  Nothing was said about the present. Nada. Nothing.

In the end Michelle wanted a “better world for my daughters” and a strong “Foundation for their dreams.”

It’s not Obama’s daughters that are suffering or will. They already go to private schools, and will go to Harvard.

The rest of us will be looking for coffee tables in dumpsters if they are reelected. We won’t even be able to buy shoes, let alone ones that don’t fit.

What we will get is a lot more hot air from both of them.  

When it comes to America, there is the only truth we need to remember is: America needs jobs. Or we can’t help anyone.

“If you’re not taking care of you, you’re not in a position to help anyone else. You can’t give what you don’t have.”

Michelle, get yourself a new coffee table…the day of empty chairs is going back to the sixites where it belongs.

September 5, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, American History, Barack Obama, History, Michelle Obama, political races, Presidentcial Election, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Ann Romney VS the “Slave Queen”

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Last night, a star was born. Ann Romney looked straight into the camera, with her piercing blue eyes and grabbed the heads and minds of millions of people. It obvious now: both candidates have decided it’s the “women” votes that really matter.

So…Ann said this:  

It’s the moms of this nation — single, married, widowed — who really hold this country together. We’re the mothers, we’re the wives, we’re the grandmothers, we’re the big sisters, we’re the little sisters, we’re the daughters.

The democrats must have know that she was going to be a formidable opponent because Michelle Obama will not be able to look into a camera and make us believe she is as honest, as caring, or even as much in love with her husband as Ann Romney did tonight. (Speaking to the undecided)  

Why? Because we have watched her flit around the world on vacations after vacation, recklessly spending our money for her own pleasure.  While they criticized the Romney’s for being rich, Michelle Obama alone has 27 assistants.

And so, a picture of Michelle is released today, from a magazine in Spain, which of course will go all over the world…remember that long vacation Michelle took in Spain with her girlfriend? Don’t tell me she doesn’t have connections there.

According to the magazine’s editor, the picture is meant to honor Michelle Obama who they call the “gran mujer” (great woman) who “conquered the heart” of the man who would be president and “seduced the American people.” The magazine shows the first lady’s face superimposed onto an 1800 portrait of a female slave…to show that bigotry is still alive and kicking and often stirred up by the Obama’s very presence in the White House.

So Nobody Wonders—DO the Obama’s REALLY see themselves as “victims” of a racial America who don’t like them because they’re …black? Or are they afraid of LOSING some of the black vote?

One thing is for certain: Mitt knows how to pick a winner. Nothing is more important to a Presidential candidate than his wife, and Ann hit a home run.  It’s going to be hard for the “slave queen” to beat her.

Ann Romney did the best thing she could do tonight…she showed America that Mitt Romney knows how to pick a winner. Ann surprised us all.  She could well turn out to be the tipping point.

Now…about that boob….  

August 29, 2012 Posted by | American History, Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

Rebecca ‘Michelle’ of Sunnybrook Farm

Nobody Cares

Is it me? Or does Michelle just bring out her “Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm” dresses when Obama is campaigning to be President? She saves her $10,000 dollar getups to embarrass the royals.

Oh, but she does look lovely!

Just to show that I don’t think she is ‘pandering to those people clinging to their guns and religion”, I”ve posted a few more pictures of Michelle taken on the campaign trail. Michelle is smart enough to know the meaning of “fit in with the crowd” and we LOVE her for it! (Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Enjoy!

 

August 17, 2012 Posted by | fashion, humor, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Watch, Look, and Wonder…What Kind of Parents Raised These Kids?

Nobody Wonders

I just got this video off Glenn Beck’s site. I found it hard to watch, and even harder not to want to call up the middle school in New York where this took place, and complain.

The abuse that this woman took from these morons makes you wonder just how badly does she need the money? I also wonder, if these kids got expelled for this video, but I doubt it.

If that was my kid, he or she would be mowing that lady’s lawn and sending her flowers of apology every week, until he or she was out of high school.

Watch, and try not to weep. Oh…and thanks Michelle Obama, for making “fat” so unpopular…it seems your message is getting across just fine.

Warning: very foul language.

June 20, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, education | , , | 2 Comments

Who’s Board are YOU on?

Nobody Wonders

I just got finished reading Steve Job’s biography and was amazed about the fact that Al Gore was on the board of Apple. Then I remembered that both Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama had been on the boards of Wal-Mart. So,..I don’t get it. The CEO’s of these big multinational companies are hiring government people to be on their boards, and paying them to vote on the company’s issues.

Isn’t that fascism?

From USA Today:

Corporations are largely forbidden from giving money directly to politicians’ families for their personal use. But they can hire family members, pay them for making speeches and put them on their boards.

Lawmakers are required to disclose if they or their spouses receive fees of more than $1,000 for sitting on boards but are not required to specify how much they are paid. There is no limit on the number of boards a congressional spouse can sit on or how much can be earned

Elaine Chao, wife of Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., sat on the boards of Dole Food, Protective Life, Kindred Healthcare, Marine Transport, Northwest Airlines and several other companies before ethics rules required her to resign those positions when she was sworn in as Secretary of Labor last year.

Richard Blum, who is married to Feinstein, sits on the boards of six companies, including an offshore company in England called the Concord Egyptian Fund. Sen. Ben Nelson, D-Neb., reported receiving $59,460 last year from Behlen Manufacturing, a Columbus, Neb., maker of farm equipment. Nelson sits on the Senate Agriculture Committee.

Like I said: Nobody Thinks there should be a law saying no one connected with the government, or their spouses or relatives,  should be allowed to serve on the boards of any major companies. Really, what does Hillary or Michelle know about running a company? And WHY should they be allowed to vote on issues? Is Michelle on the board of McDonalds? Is that why I’m getting apples in my Happy Meal?

Nobody Wonders. Nobody is amazed as I am that this goes on.

May 10, 2012 Posted by | capitalism | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

The Chicago Obamacrats…

Nobody Wonders’

Michelle Obama and the Obamamites were just taking their 16th vacation in Aspen,  (wonder how many people had to get OFF the hill) tired from all the sun in fun in Hawaii…but somehow made it home to hear their Daddy sing: “Sweet Home Chicago” which obviously is where Obama is going back. But not before he throws himself a few more big parties.

Nobody Thinks since Paul McCartney was such a big hit at the Grammy’s they had to give Mick Jagger some prime time of his own.

Although Obama didn’t hit those notes quite right…he sures knows how to make himself flash…notice how he left the stage like a true rock star,..just like James Brown. That was rehearsed. Trust me on that.

Tonight is another Republican debate, so Obama has come out and claimed the economic issue today by giving “corporations” a tax break. Of course, it’s not if you read the fine print.

BUT…on CNN all day was the talking point..

“All the republicans want to do is focus on religion and contraception, when we should be paying attention to the economy!”

Really?  THEY introduced the subject in the first place with George Stephanopoulos bringing up the absurd notion that Republicans wanted to get rid of contraceptives while he was interviewing Mitt Romney. They must think the American people have attention spans of gerbils.

One thing for sure, we should all be singing the blues witnessing the devastation being done to our country by our Chicago thug in Chief: Barack Capone.

Having said that…Nobody Thinks Williams Shatner, at 81, looks better than both Paul and Mick.

 

February 22, 2012 Posted by | corruption, Michelle Obama, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Mitt Romney VS Michelle Obama

Nobody’s Perfect

Mitt Romney got hit this week. After prolonging the release of his tax records as long as he possibly could, they were finally released. Many people were shouting, “Hey Mitt…be proud you’re rich! Show us the money!” The other half were saying, “Well, what are you hiding Mitt?”

And sure enough..it was just found out he WAS hiding something. Romney’s Federal Disclosures missed 26 accounts. He was hiding one, or two, or three..or four…bank accounts.

The paper discovered at least 23 overseas accounts on his tax return that were not included on his financial disclosure forms. Among his assets were funds based in what the Times called “low-tax foreign countries such as Bermuda, the Cayman Islands and Luxembourg.”

Not only that…this!

The top donor to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, investment banking and securities firm, Goldman Sachs, received over $10 billion in emergency lending and bailouts from the Federal Reserve after the 2008 financial meltdown, according to public sources and published reports. Goldman backed Obama for election in 2008, and the firm, like many Wall Street institutions, is now backing Mitt Romney for president.

Nine out of Romney’s top 20 campaign contributors are big Wall Street Banks like Goldman. Six of those nine top contributors received over $161 billion in bailouts. Goldman leads in Romney’s donation, but  Bain donated $327,000 to his campaign. Add George Soros telling the world there is no difference between Romney and Obama, well..just imagine how Obama is going to use this?

And speaking of Obama….it seems he’s married a serial thong abuser.

Our second contestant for having a problem with NOT acting like a big Marie Antoinette diva, is his wife, Michelle.

 It was reported by the Telegraph in Britain (just to let you know how controlled OUR media is here) that our Queen Michelle took Qatar’s Queen Sheikla Mozah out shopping for lingerie at Agent Provocateur’s Madison Avenue shop. The bill came to around $50,000 which to the King of Quatar is like 45 cents.  Of COURSE…the White House denies it.
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You know, I can see our Presidents wanting to impress the King and Queen of Qatar.  Qatar is now the location of U.S. Central Command’s Forward Headquarters and the Combined Air Operations Center. In 2010, Qatar had the world’s highest GDP per capita, while the economy grew by 19.40%, the fastest in the world.

What is not cool, is that they had to close down Madison Avenue just so the two Queens could go shopping.

As you can see…in addition to the thongs Michelle bought Obama some really cool sexy undershirts. But still…

Making half the city close down just so you can go shopping is more an action of a King than a President.  

And I know…many of you say that “Joyanna…Snopes says this was a hoax!”

Right. Okay. Sure. Next time she leaves three hours before her husband on Air Force Two to go to Qatar, I’ll remember that. 

There is no winner in this weeks contest.

Both Romney and Michelle were trying to hide their wealth and power. Nobody is used to it by now.

And I don’t know about you, but I’m having trouble picturing either one of those women in a thong. Do NOT look at this picture.

January 30, 2012 Posted by | democrats, fashion, humor, Michelle Obama, Middle East, Presidents, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 8 Comments

Product Placement: Political Power Prevails

Nobody Cares–

–That I was bored of politics yesterday and watched this little documentary. I many never drink Coke again…and I’ll tell you in a minute about that.

The guy that made this movie, (forgive me if don’t I tell you– I REALLY don’t want to remember his name) reminds me of my next door neighbor. He always borrows my lawn tools and forgets to give them back. Only in America can a guy make a movie about getting major corporations to give him thousands of dollars to put their products IN the movie, which is about him getting $1.5 million dollars to make what is basically—just  a big advertisement for their products.

After it was done, I had to think: Now, what did I learn?

1. POM (the major sponsor) is good for men’s erections. (Yes, that was the big one.)

2. Product placement in movies can sometimes help carry the cost when the budgets are so big.

3. Advertising is almost never honest.

4.. Quentin Tarantino has a hard time getting ANY major spongers.

5. Even Ralph Nader is a sucker for free stuff, bribes, and payoffs.

6. If you just even LOOK at the logo of Coca Cola, your endorphins in your brain will shoot sky high, you will start salivating, fall on the floor, crave wild sex with Kevin Costner, and need to be taken away by the police…..

Just kidding—You might not do that , but you will want to drink one. The MRI’s prove it.

7. I also learned that they know if you get kids young enough loving McDonalds, you can program them to want McDonalds for the rest of their lives. I ought to know: whenever I’m stressed I want McDonalds. In fact, I had it for dinner tonight…a quarter pounder (no cheese) with a Coke.  My mother must have bought me McDonalds when I was sick when I was a kid, because it’s the only food that makes me feel better.

Flu? MCDONALDS! Stuffy nose? MCDONALDS! Hangover? MCDONALDS! Don’t want to cook? MCDONALDS! Okay, that last one, in my house, is considered an ailment.

Obviously this means…OMG!  I’m addicted!

So…Nobody asks: How can a “logo” put your brain in addiction mode?

This from Kevin Trudeau’s Natural Cures “They” Don’t Want You To Know About.”

Food manufacturers are knowingly putting chemicals into the food that cause the consumer to become physically addicted to it. Chemicals are being added to our food that actually make us gain weight. Since our brains are mostly fat, a large percentage of these chemicals accumulate there over the years.
So, eating fast food does actually build up…a brain full of fat, which they say…makes you dumber.  
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Does this mean you are getting information from a fat brain? Can you READ this and not gain weight? Is that Big Mac that I ate when I was ten still in my cerebellum? Is THAT why we have all those ADD’s and ATT’s, and people who can’t remember who’s Vice President?
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And if commercials about food, cars, cigarettes, vodka, drugs, and car insurance aren’t enough to drive us all into zombie- fat no-brain land, let’s not forget all the subliminal political messages they put in all the sitcoms and movies.

They are not only advertising products, they are advertising political parties.

Last week Michelle Obama made a guest appearance on Nickelodium to push the Obama’s big campaign suck up to the military. (see video below) Yes, they have to get some white votes somehow.  

They could be doing this for two reason: It’s an election year, and they want to convince the conservatives..whose families are in the military, that they like them, or 2. They are planning to attack Iran and need more soldiers before the year is out. The ones coming home will not want to go back out there: back to the deserts, and the camels, and the Muslim busting stress, where a McDonald’s Super-Sized Big Mac Meal, topped off with a cold delicious chocolate shake is hard to come by.

Can you blame them?

Either way, when the top family in the country can manipulative the masses with guest appearances on TV shows…Nobody Wonders: Who pays who? Does the President always get free air time, when others have to PAY to appear?

How fair is that? Is Newt Gingrich going to get free air time on MTV? Also, did Michelle Obama PAY to have the kids call her “Your excellency”? Or did she…demand it be written in the script?Nobody Knows.

I suggest what’s-his-name make that his NEXT big movie. If he does that, I might even pay to see it.

And then… I’ll surely remember his name.

 

January 4, 2012 Posted by | budget, capitalism, Movies, political races, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment