Nobody’s Email: Michelle Obama’s Jobs Growth Program
Nobody Gets Email:
Have you noticed? Obama and Michelle haven’t taken one of their expensive vacations this year. Well, here’s some fine facts from the Canadian Free Press that will get you to thinking, that if these two are reelected, YOU will be lucky to even be able to afford your next vacation at the “Putt-Putt” down the street. And you can be sure that, as soon as the election is over, they will be going on their most expensive vacations EVER. (Not to mention more rapper parties in the White House.) Remember as you are looking at all these “salaries” –How many “social” people are working for Obama? Next time someone makes fun of Mitt’s wife having horses, they should suggest that “At least she doesn’t need 22 people to get her dressed. ” (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
First Lady Michelle Obama’s Servant List and Pay Scale
The First Lady Requires More Than Twenty Attendants (That’s 22 to be exact)
1. $172,200 Sher, Susan (Chief of Staff)
2. $140,000 Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady.
3. $113,000 Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Services)
4.$102,000 Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady )
5. $100,000 Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady)
6. $90,000 Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady)
7. $84,000 Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
8. $75,000 Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady,)
9.70,000 Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady.)
10. $65,000 Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
11. $64,000 Reinstein, Jospeh B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
12. $62,000 Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator for the First Lady.
13. $60,000 Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady.)
14. $57,500 Lewis, Dana, M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
15. $52,500 Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
16. $50,000 Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special-2 Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide to the First Lady)
17. $45,000 Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
18. $43,000 Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
19. $40,000 Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief of Staff to the First Lady)
20. $36,000 Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
21 $35,000 Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
22. $35,000 Jackson, Deila A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
(This is community organizing at its finest.)
NOTE: This does not include makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, and “First Hairstylist” Johnny Wright, 31, both of whom traveled aboard Air Force One to Europe.
There has NEVER been anyone in the White House at any time who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation of the First Lady’s social life. One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary only had three: Jackie Kennedy one: Laura Bush one: and prior to Mamie Eisenhower social help came from the President’s own pocket.
Friends, these salaries add up to six million, three hundred sixty-four thousand dollars ($6,364,000) for the 4 years of office? And we are in a recession? Well, most of us are. I guess it’s okay to spend wildly when it’s not your own money.
Yes, Yes, I know. The Canadian Free Press has to publish this because the USA media is too scared they might be considered racist.
Michelle’s Not So Victorious Victory School Lunches
Nobody Wins
Alex, is a big boy for 14. I have watched him grow up, and fill out, and last summer he was what you could call..obese. I’d always see him at the pool—he never swam. Puberty had hit him, and he was there for the girls. And every day, he would get a big Mountain Dew.
“Hey, Alex, if you would quit drinking that big Mountain Dew each day, and swim a few laps, you’d be thin by the end of the summer!”
He smiled really big. “I know! But I can’t stop drinking Mountain Dew! I gotta have my Mountain Dew!”
Alex could care less. He was not about to give up his Mountain Dew.
My son, at 14 looked a lot like Alex. But, one day he found an old calorie counting book in my library and starting counting calories. He lost all his fat. He learned so much about how to lose weight he now helps others do it. And he did it all by himself.
But not every kid, or adult is the same. We all have different metabolisms. Our food has changed. Even the healthy food we eat is deprived of nutrients because our soils have been depleted. We are not getting the nutrients they had so long ago.
And don’t even get me into Monsanto…but you can’t just blame it on the food.
When I was young, kids played baseball after school. We walked everywhere. Now it’s not safe anymore for the kids to walk to the parks or even to their friends homes. Look around you, you hardly EVER see kids playing baseball or football in the parks. They are all playing video games….for hours on end.
And now, Obama and Michelle have decided that they know how to slim down the kids, and the kids are complaining about the new menu. They hate it so much they are now throwing the food away, and going hungry.
Under the new regulations, cafeterias are required to serve twice as many fruits and vegetables while limiting proteins and carbohydrates. For an average high school student, that means two baked fish nuggets, a cup of vegetables, half a cup of mashed potatoes, one whole grain roll and 8 ounces of fat free milk is the fuel that served to get them through their last four hours of classes.
“We hear them complaining around 1:30 or 2:00 that they are already hungry,” said Linda O’Connor, a high school English teacher at Wallace County High School in Sharon Springs, Kansas. “It’s all the students, literally all the students… you can set your watch to it.”
What does that tell you? These kids will store MORE fat due to stress.
Remember when Michelle starting planting gardens on the White House lawn? She didn’t start that. She stole that idea from Eleanor Roosevelt. Eleanor spurred 20 million home gardens by planting one on the White House grounds in 1943. But she didn’t go so far as to dictate the schools’ lunch menus. Now we have millions of “community” gardens, thanks to Michelle. Commune living is being incubated all over the country…quietly.
So, what are they telling the kids that are hungry because a couple of carrots just doesn’t cut it for the whole day?
Snack.
Okay! Those kids will go to the nearest quickie mart and buy a nice big Mountain Dew with some Hostess Cupcakes, Twinkies, and Ding Dongs.
That’s what I would do, in fact, I used to do it. I never got fat from it. I walked everywhere.
Obesity is a problem, but everyone knows, the more exercise you get, the less you weigh.
Nobody Thinks they should put gym back into the schools. When they took it out, all the kids started getting fat. Then the schools were so afraid of kids getting hurt, or bullied, or whatever—nobody was “equal” so they took it out.
The kids would lose weight, and not get hungry for cupcakes and soda. Their bodies would stop craving sugar. I know…Michelle got the “Let’s Move” program going—but how’s that working out? Like the rest of their big ideas…you see nothing.
You can’t tell people what to eat. They will rebel. Tell Michelle to keep her rules out of our schools. It’s one thing to suggest healthy food, it’s quite another to control every single kid’s food intake for their whole day.
That’s a dictator. That’s not freedom…and Nobody Wins..
The Ritz in Tunisia is Waiting for YOU!
Nobody Cares
Today ‘President’ Obama finally came out and expressed the fact that America will NOT go into isolation, just because millions of Muslims all over the planet are shouting “Death to America”. No..at the funeral of the four American citizens that used to work for him, Obama was brave…because he knew in his heart…he didn’t make that hated video. Still the American people are not so sure…about all that hatred for us being shown across the planet.
Jay Carney, Obama spokesperson, had this to say to assure the American people that it’s not us, or Obama they hate, but that horrible video.
CARNEY: We also need to understand that this is a fairly volatile situation and it is in response not to United States policy, and not to, obviously, the administration, or the American people, but it is in response to a video, a film that we have judged to be reprehensible and disgusting. That in no way justifies any violent reaction to it, but this is not a case of protests directed at the United States writ large or at U.S. policy, this is in response to a video that is offensive to Muslims.
Well THIS video shows men destroying the US embassy in Tunisia, and I’m so glad to know that they didn’t burn that embassy down due to the fact that they think Americans are rich, fat, lazy, and immoral pigs, dogs, and infidels of the great Allah. Now we know, they won’t hurt that beautiful new Ritz Carlton that’s going up just a few miles from those riots today… because I’m sure the ever-popular American President Obama and his Mochelle will want to vacation there, when they go over to visit his home town. In fact, I’m sure they are expecting the Obama’s as soon as he is reelected…it will make a wonderful first vacation for the whole Obama family! 
- Tunisia is the smallest country in North Africa but that has not stopped Ritz-Carlton Hotel Company to open its first hotel there. The Ritz-Carlton Tunis, Carthage is located in Carthage-SidiBou Said, a suburb of Tunisia’s capital city Tunis and is set to open it doors in last quarter of 2014. The hotel with 129-suites will also spread out to accommodate seven food and beverage outlets, an expansive ballroom and destination spa. It is situated on the Mediterranean Sea, offering an exclusive beachfront setting next to the Presidential Palace. Carthage’s ancient ruins and heritage sites are also closely located.
- So Pack your bags! Tunisia is waiting for YOU! And uh..try to book it when Obama is there…just in case, someone makes another video.
Michael Moore: A THREAT to our National Security
Nobody Flashes
Michelle Obama is on the front lines of protecting Americans from the mobs all over the world shouting “Death to America! Death to America”! She has announced that the greatest threat to American National Security is—
If you see this man, be sure to call your local FBI, the NSA, the ACLU, the army, the Marines, the Coast Guard, and the Navy Seals. If that fails, for five dollars you can send a direct email to the President who will make the proper response, and say that although Michael IS fat..(Michelle admitting today that fat people are a threat to us all.) —-Michael is not our enemy.
Don’t you listen to him.
(Nobody Makes this Stuff up)
Ann Romney VS the “Slave Queen”
Nobody Knows
Last night, a star was born. Ann Romney looked straight into the camera, with her piercing blue eyes and grabbed the heads and minds of millions of people. It obvious now: both candidates have decided it’s the “women” votes that really matter. 
So…Ann said this:
It’s the moms of this nation — single, married, widowed — who really hold this country together. We’re the mothers, we’re the wives, we’re the grandmothers, we’re the big sisters, we’re the little sisters, we’re the daughters.
The democrats must have know that she was going to be a formidable opponent because Michelle Obama will not be able to look into a camera and make us believe she is as honest, as caring, or even as much in love with her husband as Ann Romney did tonight. (Speaking to the undecided)
Why? Because we have watched her flit around the world on vacations after vacation, recklessly spending our money for her own pleasure. While they criticized the Romney’s for being rich, Michelle Obama alone has 27 assistants.
And so, a picture of Michelle is released today, from a magazine in Spain, which of course will go all over the world…remember that long vacation Michelle took in Spain with her girlfriend? Don’t tell me she doesn’t have connections there. 
According to the magazine’s editor, the picture is meant to honor Michelle Obama who they call the “gran mujer” (great woman) who “conquered the heart” of the man who would be president and “seduced the American people.” The magazine shows the first lady’s face superimposed onto an 1800 portrait of a female slave…to show that bigotry is still alive and kicking and often stirred up by the Obama’s very presence in the White House.
So Nobody Wonders—DO the Obama’s REALLY see themselves as “victims” of a racial America who don’t like them because they’re …black? Or are they afraid of LOSING some of the black vote?
One thing is for certain: Mitt knows how to pick a winner. Nothing is more important to a Presidential candidate than his wife, and Ann hit a home run. It’s going to be hard for the “slave queen” to beat her.
Ann Romney did the best thing she could do tonight…she showed America that Mitt Romney knows how to pick a winner. Ann surprised us all. She could well turn out to be the tipping point.
Now…about that boob….
Rebecca ‘Michelle’ of Sunnybrook Farm
Nobody Cares
Is it me? Or does Michelle just bring out her “Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm” dresses when Obama is campaigning to be President? She saves her $10,000 dollar getups to embarrass the royals.
Oh, but she does look lovely!
Just to show that I don’t think she is ‘pandering to those people clinging to their guns and religion”, I”ve posted a few more pictures of Michelle taken on the campaign trail. Michelle is smart enough to know the meaning of “fit in with the crowd” and we LOVE her for it! (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Watch, Look, and Wonder…What Kind of Parents Raised These Kids?
Nobody Wonders
I just got this video off Glenn Beck’s site. I found it hard to watch, and even harder not to want to call up the middle school in New York where this took place, and complain.
The abuse that this woman took from these morons makes you wonder just how badly does she need the money? I also wonder, if these kids got expelled for this video, but I doubt it.
If that was my kid, he or she would be mowing that lady’s lawn and sending her flowers of apology every week, until he or she was out of high school.
Watch, and try not to weep. Oh…and thanks Michelle Obama, for making “fat” so unpopular…it seems your message is getting across just fine.
Warning: very foul language.
Who’s Board are YOU on?
Nobody Wonders
I just got finished reading Steve Job’s biography and was amazed about the fact that Al Gore was on the board of Apple. Then I remembered that both Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama had been on the boards of Wal-Mart. So,..I don’t get it. The CEO’s of these big multinational companies are hiring government people to be on their boards, and paying them to vote on the company’s issues.
Isn’t that fascism?
From USA Today:
Corporations are largely forbidden from giving money directly to politicians’ families for their personal use. But they can hire family members, pay them for making speeches and put them on their boards.
Lawmakers are required to disclose if they or their spouses receive fees of more than $1,000 for sitting on boards but are not required to specify how much they are paid. There is no limit on the number of boards a congressional spouse can sit on or how much can be earned
Elaine Chao, wife of Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., sat on the boards of Dole Food, Protective Life, Kindred Healthcare, Marine Transport, Northwest Airlines and several other companies before ethics rules required her to resign those positions when she was sworn in as Secretary of Labor last year.
Richard Blum, who is married to Feinstein, sits on the boards of six companies, including an offshore company in England called the Concord Egyptian Fund. Sen. Ben Nelson, D-Neb., reported receiving $59,460 last year from Behlen Manufacturing, a Columbus, Neb., maker of farm equipment. Nelson sits on the Senate Agriculture Committee.
Like I said: Nobody Thinks there should be a law saying no one connected with the government, or their spouses or relatives, should be allowed to serve on the boards of any major companies. Really, what does Hillary or Michelle know about running a company? And WHY should they be allowed to vote on issues? Is Michelle on the board of McDonalds? Is that why I’m getting apples in my Happy Meal?
The Chicago Obamacrats…
Nobody Wonders’
Michelle Obama and the Obamamites were just taking their 16th vacation in Aspen, (wonder how many people had to get OFF the hill) tired from all the sun in fun in Hawaii…but somehow made it home to hear their Daddy sing: “Sweet Home Chicago” which obviously is where Obama is going back. But not before he throws himself a few more big parties.
Nobody Thinks since Paul McCartney was such a big hit at the Grammy’s they had to give Mick Jagger some prime time of his own.
Although Obama didn’t hit those notes quite right…he sures knows how to make himself flash…notice how he left the stage like a true rock star,..just like James Brown. That was rehearsed. Trust me on that.
Tonight is another Republican debate, so Obama has come out and claimed the economic issue today by giving “corporations” a tax break. Of course, it’s not if you read the fine print.
BUT…on CNN all day was the talking point..
“All the republicans want to do is focus on religion and contraception, when we should be paying attention to the economy!”
Really? THEY introduced the subject in the first place with George Stephanopoulos bringing up the absurd notion that Republicans wanted to get rid of contraceptives while he was interviewing Mitt Romney. They must think the American people have attention spans of gerbils.
One thing for sure, we should all be singing the blues witnessing the devastation being done to our country by our Chicago thug in Chief: Barack Capone. 
Having said that…Nobody Thinks Williams Shatner, at 81, looks better than both Paul and Mick.
Nobody’s Perfect: Mitt Romney VS Michelle Obama
Nobody’s Perfect
Mitt Romney got hit this week. After prolonging the release of his tax records as long as he possibly could, they were finally released. Many people were shouting, “Hey Mitt…be proud you’re rich! Show us the money!” The other half were saying, “Well, what are you hiding Mitt?”
And sure enough..it was just found out he WAS hiding something. Romney’s Federal Disclosures missed 26 accounts. He was hiding one, or two, or three..or four…bank accounts. 
The paper discovered at least 23 overseas accounts on his tax return that were not included on his financial disclosure forms. Among his assets were funds based in what the Times called “low-tax foreign countries such as Bermuda, the Cayman Islands and Luxembourg.”
Not only that…this!
The top donor to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, investment banking and securities firm, Goldman Sachs, received over $10 billion in emergency lending and bailouts from the Federal Reserve after the 2008 financial meltdown, according to public sources and published reports. Goldman backed Obama for election in 2008, and the firm, like many Wall Street institutions, is now backing Mitt Romney for president.
Nine out of Romney’s top 20 campaign contributors are big Wall Street Banks like Goldman. Six of those nine top contributors received over $161 billion in bailouts. Goldman leads in Romney’s donation, but Bain donated $327,000 to his campaign. Add George Soros telling the world there is no difference between Romney and Obama, well..just imagine how Obama is going to use this?
And speaking of Obama….it seems he’s married a serial thong abuser.
Our second contestant for having a problem with NOT acting like a big Marie Antoinette diva, is his wife, Michelle. 
You know, I can see our Presidents wanting to impress the King and Queen of Qatar. Qatar is now the location of U.S. Central Command’s Forward Headquarters and the Combined Air Operations Center. In 2010, Qatar had the world’s highest GDP per capita, while the economy grew by 19.40%, the fastest in the world.
What is not cool, is that they had to close down Madison Avenue just so the two Queens could go shopping.
As you can see…in addition to the thongs Michelle bought Obama some really cool sexy undershirts. But still…
Making half the city close down just so you can go shopping is more an action of a King than a President.
And I know…many of you say that “Joyanna…Snopes says this was a hoax!”
Right. Okay. Sure. Next time she leaves three hours before her husband on Air Force Two to go to Qatar, I’ll remember that.
There is no winner in this weeks contest.
Both Romney and Michelle were trying to hide their wealth and power. Nobody is used to it by now.
Product Placement: Political Power Prevails
Nobody Cares–
–That I was bored of politics yesterday and watched this little documentary. I many never drink Coke again…and I’ll tell you in a minute about that.
The guy that made this movie, (forgive me if don’t I tell you– I REALLY don’t want to remember his name) reminds me of my next door neighbor. He always borrows my lawn tools and forgets to give them back. Only in America can a guy make a movie about getting major corporations to give him thousands of dollars to put their products IN the movie, which is about him getting $1.5 million dollars to make what is basically—just a big advertisement for their products.
After it was done, I had to think: Now, what did I learn? 
1. POM (the major sponsor) is good for men’s erections. (Yes, that was the big one.)
2. Product placement in movies can sometimes help carry the cost when the budgets are so big.
3. Advertising is almost never honest.
4.. Quentin Tarantino has a hard time getting ANY major spongers.
5. Even Ralph Nader is a sucker for free stuff, bribes, and payoffs.
6. If you just even LOOK at the logo of Coca Cola, your endorphins in your brain will shoot sky high, you will start salivating, fall on the floor, crave wild sex with Kevin Costner, and need to be taken away by the police…..
Just kidding—You might not do that , but you will want to drink one. The MRI’s prove it.
7. I also learned that they know if you get kids young enough loving McDonalds, you can program them to want McDonalds for the rest of their lives. I ought to know: whenever I’m stressed I want McDonalds. In fact, I had it for dinner tonight…a quarter pounder (no cheese) with a Coke. My mother must have bought me McDonalds when I was sick when I was a kid, because it’s the only food that makes me feel better.
Flu? MCDONALDS! Stuffy nose? MCDONALDS! Hangover? MCDONALDS! Don’t want to cook? MCDONALDS! Okay, that last one, in my house, is considered an ailment. 
Obviously this means…OMG! I’m addicted!
So…Nobody asks: How can a “logo” put your brain in addiction mode?
This from Kevin Trudeau’s Natural Cures “They” Don’t Want You To Know About.”
Food manufacturers are knowingly putting chemicals into the food that cause the consumer to become physically addicted to it. Chemicals are being added to our food that actually make us gain weight. Since our brains are mostly fat, a large percentage of these chemicals accumulate there over the years.
And if commercials about food, cars, cigarettes, vodka, drugs, and car insurance aren’t enough to drive us all into zombie- fat no-brain land, let’s not forget all the subliminal political messages they put in all the sitcoms and movies. 
They are not only advertising products, they are advertising political parties.
Last week Michelle Obama made a guest appearance on Nickelodium to push the Obama’s big campaign suck up to the military. (see video below) Yes, they have to get some white votes somehow.
They could be doing this for two reason: It’s an election year, and they want to convince the conservatives..whose families are in the military, that they like them, or 2. They are planning to attack Iran and need more soldiers before the year is out. The ones coming home will not want to go back out there: back to the deserts, and the camels, and the Muslim busting stress, where a McDonald’s Super-Sized Big Mac Meal, topped off with a cold delicious chocolate shake is hard to come by.
Can you blame them?
Either way, when the top family in the country can manipulative the masses with guest appearances on TV shows…Nobody Wonders: Who pays who? Does the President always get free air time, when others have to PAY to appear? 
How fair is that? Is Newt Gingrich going to get free air time on MTV? Also, did Michelle Obama PAY to have the kids call her “Your excellency”? Or did she…demand it be written in the script?Nobody Knows.
And then… I’ll surely remember his name.















